Anyways, you still seem concerned with this idea that my imagination is not reality. I assure you that you are not only wrong, but that the Prairie Dogs have outvoted you on this matter entirely. At this point, it is out of your hands and as such not only are there rainbows, but there are also candy cannons. And this one is loaded with Skittles.
(I thought someone had given you the definition, by the way, or I absolutely would have. They're basically M&Ms except instead of chocolate inside, it's chewy fruit-flavored goodness! Also they have an S on them instead of an M, and the campaign tagline for their commercials is "Taste the Rainbow", which is why I told you to do that. And I'm still waiting for you to comply. *taps foot impatiently*)
The Asylum has absolutely no relation to the Prairie Dogs so they can vote all they want, don't mean a thing. (Hate commercials. Tape about everything I want to watch, if there's commercials I Fast Forward. Together with my short attention span that means I don't remember anything from those commercials that zoom by. Since I have no knowledge of Skitties, I also have not come across their tagline, apart from your post there, so I am not inclined to comply.
A short attention span could be symptomatic of any number of things -- and I submit for the jury of your prairie dogs, as evidence, this statement (written in crayon so as to be permanent and official!) from Doctor Abby Normal PROVING that it is, in fact, often a symptom of INSANITY! So unless you've removed the cause but not the symptom, my case still stands. 
Doctor Abby Normal is not on the Asylum's staff list so anything he says is, by default, of no importance since the best and the brightest, obviously,
are on the Asylum's staff list.
As for my own glazing over posts, I at least can admit that this is because I am insane.
I rest my case.
(Congrats, by the way CC, on picking up on one of the multitude of pop culture references in that exceedingly long post. It was one of the more obvious ones, but only because Pinky & the Brain is such a classic.
On the other hand, this could mean you're beginning to think like I do.... let's see if you pick up anything from this post!
)
I beg to differ, as this would mean there's at least some sense of sanity in you meaning there's still chance of rehabilitation, however small that chance may be.
My title say TSL Asylum Escapee so I must be! 
Your title is (c) POS, which in no way has any jurisdiction over the
escape release of Asylum patients. You were released and subsequently hired as Assistant Manager.
I've seen multiple rainbows in reality.
Three, actually at once. 
Either you have very good vision, you even spooted the reflection from the reflection, but I have yet to see more than two (the original and one reflection). Naturally, in the Asylum holoroom you can see three originals, but that's not reality.
time to try something else.
* puts a coffee filter on his head *
CC, can I get a computer now?
I've got a filter (on my head) 
What does a filter have to do with a computer? Besides, there's a pc with 'Net access in every patient room (except the padded ones, for obvious reasons). However, there's a very intelligent Firewall filtering everything the patients want to access, surpassing even the intelligence of the Great Chinese Firewall.
I cant get it to display correctly, its just a mixed up colours. It needs a standard unpacked SHR screen image, whatever that is.
Is there any way to get rid of the 5.25 floppy disk icons on the desktop? Theres two of them, and theyre cluttering up my desktop.
I know a mod will just delete these links anyway. saved ya some trouble!
No. sorry man, I don't know how.
welcome to the forum!!
Huh

If you've not caught on by now: The one-sweet-per-month rule is now exclusive monitored by TSL Kitchen Staff. Please relay your desired sweet directly to them, and you will be provided. Naturally, that means you cannot get another one for the remainder of the month.