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Started by Deloria, June 04, 2010, 09:48:42 AM

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Deloria

Quotes that are so painfully bad that they're amusing go here. :D This thread was inspired by Delling:

QuoteBrandon: omigawd... cave: a quote from Twilight approaches...
  "His hair was dripping wet, disheveled -- even so, he looked like he'd just finished shooting a commercial for hair gel. His dazzling face was friendly, open, a slight smile on his flawless lips."
17:22 ...a commercial... for hair gel... who... no...Stephanie Meyer... why...wait... truckloads of money... I just don't know anymore :(
 
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Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

KatieHal

QuoteTwilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn

Well, that covers that. ;)

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Deloria

But they're filled with horrible descriptions. :D  We must put some in this thread. :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

KatieHal

They're nothing BUT horrible descriptions, lol.

Here's one not from Twilight.

Quote"He's got space dementia!" - Armageddon

Katie Hallahan
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Delling

XD XD

Quote from: Deloria on June 04, 2010, 11:55:14 AM
But they're filled with horrible descriptions. :D  We must put some in this thread. :P

Careful: we don't want to be responsible for encouraging people to inflict that upon themselves. :P (I found the quote via one of the sites where someone else reads and comments on the books.)
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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She was on The Amazing Race this past season, actually.

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atec123

Quote from: Rider Jetfire on June 06, 2010, 10:12:59 AM
"Tis beyond my reach"
lol.

I loved MoE, but there were a lot of annoying things about it,.....
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