And that he's a Sony obsessed post-a-holic.

W00T for ketchup! (When I was a teen I used to put Mcdonalds ketchup on seats and leave the pack open when I left the store.
I never saw what happened but you can bet I was Laughing my face off on my way to the car...(Yes I was a very bad teen.
)
That's just wrong.
Well I guess tomato sauce on Macca's seats is better than what the teens do these days. 
At least he didn't poke holes in them and put them under those rubber things on toilet seats so that when people sat down on them the ketchup squirted all over the place.