Prince Throckmorton, actually. "How many young men do you know whose hobby is conjugating latin verbs?" 
There's a guy I know who, after his girlfriend picked him up from school, got into her car, leaned over, kissed her on the cheek and said, "I love conjugating verbs."
Not kidding. Granted, he's a Greek and Hebrew scholar, not a Latin scholar, but I still think of him whenever I hear that line.
