Quote of the Day Thread

[KatieHal]

Weldon, today, during a meeting:

[1:26:17 PM] Weldon Hathaway: Uh, there are chickens in my house
[1:26:18 PM] Weldon Hathaway: Live ones
[1:26:19 PM] Weldon Hathaway: brb

[stika]

for some reason I saw this in my head:

[Oldbushie]

Ah, Weldon...

[snabbott]

I don't know why, but the most... interesting things seem to happen to Weldon. Of course, with all those kids, I guess it's not too much of a surprise. Kids definitely make life more interesting.

[stika]

If you think my arse is hard, you should check out my abs.

from Fraser Brown a reviewer at Destructoid.

[Delling]

ROFL.

Now THAT is a version of the fairy tale I would pay to see!

Merryweather: "And my gift is the gift of military conquest. May all your enemies bow before you dear Aurora."

[stika]

Girl! You so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Yes, I just quoted myself!

[LadyTerra]

From my Pathfinder game a few minutes ago:

Saddock (gold-toothed orc guy, not very nice): I'm his first mate!
Erin (our Dhampir rogue): How do we know you are who you say you are?
Saddok: Look at the crowd behind me.
Me (Samsaran oracle): Oh.  I thought they were following the circus.

[stika]

From a friend of mine who happens to be gay:

Parents never like their child's boyfriend.

Especially when it's their son's boyfriend xD

[KatieHal]

From oldbushie on Skype just now:

so I guess every a****** craps a diamond now and then

ROFL! 

[snabbott]

From oldbushie on Skype just now:

so I guess every a****** craps a diamond now and then

ROFL! 

*checks Skype for context*
Interesting...

[writerlove]

“Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”- Finnick Odair, Mockingjay.

[Oldbushie]

"OH MY!" she'd exclaim, as I pulled out my giant boxed copy of the King's Quest Collection.  She'd marvel at the many versions of Mixed Up Mother Goose that I'd lay before her, and swoon over the many ways I could spell the name "Rumplestiltskin."

"Backwards!  Forwards!" she'd cry, squealing with impassioned glee.

"Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet--BACKWARDS ALPHABET."  And then BAM!  She'd be screaming in ecstasy.

[Numbers]

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

--Jack Handey

[stika]

hahah

[snabbott]

“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”
-Jack Handey

Also, I didn't realize Jack Handey is a real person!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

[stika]

never heard of him, does he do stand up or something?

[snabbott]

His quotes were featured on Saturday Night Live back in the day. The one I posted has stuck with me for years.