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Started by Rosella, July 10, 2010, 01:55:25 PM

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KatieHal

Weldon, today, during a meeting:

Quote[1:26:17 PM] Weldon Hathaway: Uh, there are chickens in my house
[1:26:18 PM] Weldon Hathaway: Live ones
[1:26:19 PM] Weldon Hathaway: brb

Katie Hallahan
~Designer, PR Director~

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." Christina Baldwin

I have a blog!

stika

for some reason I saw this in my head:


Oldbushie

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Hero Of The Queene!


snabbott

XD
I don't know why, but the most... interesting things seem to happen to Weldon. :P Of course, with all those kids, I guess it's not too much of a surprise. Kids definitely make life more interesting. :P

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stika

QuoteIf you think my arse is hard, you should check out my abs.

from Fraser Brown a reviewer at Destructoid.

Delling

Quote from: Neonivek on March 07, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: KatieHal on March 07, 2013, 06:37:50 PM
ROFL.

Now THAT is a version of the fairy tale I would pay to see!

Merryweather: "And my gift is the gift of military conquest. May all your enemies bow before you dear Aurora."

XD
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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stika

Quote from: stika on April 04, 2013, 11:48:15 AM
Girl! You so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Yes, I just quoted myself!


LadyTerra

From my Pathfinder game a few minutes ago:

Quote
Saddock (gold-toothed orc guy, not very nice): I'm his first mate!
Erin (our Dhampir rogue): How do we know you are who you say you are?
Saddok: Look at the crowd behind me.
Me (Samsaran oracle): Oh.  I thought they were following the circus.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

stika

From a friend of mine who happens to be gay:

QuoteParents never like their child's boyfriend.

Especially when it's their son's boyfriend xD

KatieHal

#189
From oldbushie on Skype just now:

Quoteso I guess every a****** craps a diamond now and then


ROFL!  :rofl:

Katie Hallahan
~Designer, PR Director~

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." Christina Baldwin

I have a blog!

snabbott

#190
Quote from: KatieHal on April 26, 2013, 07:54:23 AM
From oldbushie on Skype just now:

Quoteso I guess every a****** craps a diamond now and then


ROFL!  :rofl:
*checks Skype for context*
Interesting...

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writerlove

"Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart."- Finnick Odair, Mockingjay.
"Love can't be banished, even from this place. ... still less can it be banished from my heart."
"ENOUGH! Burden me not with thy poetry."-KQ6

Oldbushie

Quote from: Lambonius on April 27, 2013, 02:25:07 PM
"OH MY!" she'd exclaim, as I pulled out my giant boxed copy of the King's Quest Collection.  She'd marvel at the many versions of Mixed Up Mother Goose that I'd lay before her, and swoon over the many ways I could spell the name "Rumplestiltskin."

"Backwards!  Forwards!" she'd cry, squealing with impassioned glee.

"Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet--BACKWARDS ALPHABET."  And then BAM!  She'd be screaming in ecstasy.
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Numbers

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

--Jack Handey
I have no mouth, and I must scream.

stika


snabbott

#195
“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”
-Jack Handey

Also, I didn't realize Jack Handey is a real person!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

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stika

never heard of him, does he do stand up or something?

snabbott

His quotes were featured on Saturday Night Live back in the day. The one I posted has stuck with me for years. :P

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