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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #180 on: March 06, 2013, 11:59:17 AM »
Weldon, today, during a meeting:

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[1:26:17 PM] Weldon Hathaway: Uh, there are chickens in my house
[1:26:18 PM] Weldon Hathaway: Live ones
[1:26:19 PM] Weldon Hathaway: brb

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #181 on: March 06, 2013, 12:30:07 PM »
for some reason I saw this in my head:

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #182 on: March 06, 2013, 03:20:23 PM »
XD

Ah, Weldon...
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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #183 on: March 07, 2013, 06:50:26 AM »
XD
I don't know why, but the most... interesting things seem to happen to Weldon. :P Of course, with all those kids, I guess it's not too much of a surprise. Kids definitely make life more interesting. :P

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #184 on: March 07, 2013, 03:31:25 PM »
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If you think my arse is hard, you should check out my abs.

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #185 on: March 08, 2013, 04:45:08 AM »
ROFL.

Now THAT is a version of the fairy tale I would pay to see!

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #186 on: April 04, 2013, 11:50:13 AM »
Girl! You so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Yes, I just quoted myself!

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #187 on: April 12, 2013, 06:51:01 PM »
From my Pathfinder game a few minutes ago:

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Saddock (gold-toothed orc guy, not very nice): I'm his first mate!
Erin (our Dhampir rogue): How do we know you are who you say you are?
Saddok: Look at the crowd behind me.
Me (Samsaran oracle): Oh.  I thought they were following the circus.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #188 on: April 22, 2013, 02:15:37 PM »
From a friend of mine who happens to be gay:

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Parents never like their child's boyfriend.

Especially when it's their son's boyfriend xD

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #189 on: April 26, 2013, 07:54:23 AM »
From oldbushie on Skype just now:

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so I guess every a****** craps a diamond now and then


ROFL!  :rofl:
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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #190 on: April 26, 2013, 09:10:46 AM »
From oldbushie on Skype just now:

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so I guess every a****** craps a diamond now and then


ROFL!  :rofl:
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Interesting...
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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #191 on: April 27, 2013, 01:35:04 PM »
“Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”- Finnick Odair, Mockingjay.
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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #192 on: April 27, 2013, 06:23:55 PM »
"OH MY!" she'd exclaim, as I pulled out my giant boxed copy of the King's Quest Collection.  She'd marvel at the many versions of Mixed Up Mother Goose that I'd lay before her, and swoon over the many ways I could spell the name "Rumplestiltskin."

"Backwards!  Forwards!" she'd cry, squealing with impassioned glee.

"Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet--BACKWARDS ALPHABET."  And then BAM!  She'd be screaming in ecstasy.
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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #193 on: April 27, 2013, 07:44:13 PM »
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

--Jack Handey
I have no mouth, and I must scream.

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #194 on: April 29, 2013, 12:56:58 PM »
hahah

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #195 on: April 29, 2013, 01:42:05 PM »
“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”
-Jack Handey

Also, I didn't realize Jack Handey is a real person!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/
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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #196 on: April 29, 2013, 02:12:25 PM »
never heard of him, does he do stand up or something?

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Re: Quote of the Day Thread
« Reply #197 on: April 29, 2013, 08:41:42 PM »
His quotes were featured on Saturday Night Live back in the day. The one I posted has stuck with me for years. :P

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