Mango

[Mary Jane]

Hey Mango, I was just wondering if wer'e friends, or more than just friend.  I sometimes get confused over whats real, and whats just in my head. So, ok thanks bye.

[Yonkey]

Hahaha, I'm not sure where you got that idea, dude, but as far as I know, Mango's taken.  

[Mary Jane]

Guess it was just in my head then.  

[racx_00]

head always makes ppl think wrong thing , head evil , must destroy head , smash head against wall i will

[Say]

next month im doing a contest called "who wants to date cesar" so you have to send in $10, full resume, and full body pics lol


do I hear any interested?

[Jeysie]

Trying to get rid of him, Say? Tsk, you're terrible, simply terrible!

...out of curiosity, how would one compose a formal resume designed for achieving a date? I'm half tempted to try this simply as an academic writing exercise.

Peace & Luv, Liz

[Say]

you want cesar? omg you can keep it! and we have a wiinneeeeerrrrr yay, congratz you may just take him away

[Jeysie]

Hey, now! All I commited to was that trying to write a date resume might be amusing... let's not get carried away, here! Besides, don't you think you ought to ask Cesar which forum lady he'd want to put up with, first?

Peace & Luv, Liz

[MangoMercury]

...

Wouldn't César, well...  You know...  Eat people?

[racx_00]

Cesar wouldnt eat ppl , dont be mean

[MangoMercury]

*shrug*

I thought he seemed the cannibalistic type.  Don't mind me.

[racx_00]

your the insane one

[MangoMercury]

Am not...

Besides, even if I was, I'm not a cannibal, like César.

[racx_00]

Cesar is a fartoholic , not a cannibal

[Say]

HAHAHAHA I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING SINCE I READ THIS, FARTOHOLIC WTF? LOL!!

[FataliOmega]

Pindarus, That exact line is from Marzipan's answering machine on www.homestarrunner.com.(Im a source of trivial and totally useless information  )
Is that where you got it from?

[Say]

LOL which line?!

[FataliOmega]

Hey Mango, I was just wondering if wer'e friends, or more than just friend.  I sometimes get confused over whats real, and whats just in my head. So, ok thanks bye.

This one. Drop the "Mango" and replace it with "Marzipan"    

[Say]

LOL!! !

I love strongbad btw

[MangoMercury]

César is cannibalistic and H*R rocks.