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Started by racx_00, February 11, 2004, 06:01:31 AM

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copycat

Quote from: Louisiana Monkey on July 27, 2005, 10:39:55 AMit was getting lame with all these guys running around trying to lock us up in the padded rooms  ;B
Please don't refer to my cat staff as 'these guys'. They're very sensitive about their feline identity, you know. And the padded rooms are only meant for patients that are prone to banging against the walls or something, for their own safety.

Quote from: racx_00 on July 28, 2005, 01:14:28 AMWe'd never put you in a padded room :P, we put you in the sphere shaped room to cause you discomfort :P :suffer:
We did? Must've been during my time off then, 'cos I didn't notice. ::)

Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 05:05:49 PMAs the Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse, I propose we take all the mental patients to the zoo in our wonderful new plexi boxes to be gawked at by tourists.  8)
You can propose all you like, but I will not sanction anyone gawking at the patients of this instution.

Quote from: Jafar on July 30, 2005, 05:11:52 PMBut I don't WANNA be gawked at! :P
See above reply. That better?

Quote from: Lollotte on July 30, 2005, 06:10:59 PMBesides, you guys DO need to get out of the Asylum for a day.
What? The garden in the middle of the Asylum is not enough? Besides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking. 8)

Quote from: racx_00 on July 30, 2005, 09:45:09 PMBTW you should add "Official KQIX Psychiatric Nurse" to your sig XD
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
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Lollotte

Ah...the Almighty Director of the Asylum! I couldn't wait to meet you sir. Judging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients.  :P

Just call on me when you need some assistance!
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Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
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It's insane!


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Jafar

QuoteBesides, thay can get out and do what tyey want as soon as they drop their insane behavior and mental thinking.
NEVER! >:(
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Questing Character

....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff.  Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.

But if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks?  :)



copycat

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Quote from: Lollotte on August 02, 2005, 09:21:48 PMJudging by your post, I am probably one of the few human staff members you have--but no worries. I love felines! However, being medically trained, I think I too can make decisions for the well-being of our patients.  :P
Only the manager and the assistant-manager are of the human species in the staff of thie Asylum. The manager ofcourse, has other 'special abilities', so he may not fit totally under the definition of 'human' but most of the time he is.

Quote from: Lollotte on August 02, 2005, 09:21:48 PMJust call on me when you need some assistance!
Seeing as how I managed to keep this Asylum open for so long without your help, I can't see when I would do that. But if you feel you can help to return these poor delusional souls return to sanity again, by all means do. 8)

Quote from: Questing Character on August 03, 2005, 08:25:36 AMBut if you are on the staff, would you be so kind as to bring me a clicky pen so that I can write down something for the cooks?  :)
A word of warning: this one is obsessive about clickety pens and if he gets hold of one drives the other patients (even moreso) crazy, so I would advise against giving him one. :scholar:


EDIT (By Yonkey): Fixed quotes. :P
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racx_00

Quote from: copycat on August 02, 2005, 06:36:59 PM
Have we become official now? In that case, I should change my sig line too. 8)
Yeah we might as well be official

*adds it to his sig* :D
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Lollotte

Quote from: Questing Character on August 03, 2005, 08:25:36 AM
....Lolotte, you may not actually be on the staff.  Sometimes around here, it's hard to tell.

I am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :P

BTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.

I'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective.  ;D
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

racx_00

Hmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :D
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copycat

Quote from: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PMI am definitely a staff member now! I hope that comes with my own penthouse on the Asylum grounds... :P
Penthouse? On Asylum grounds? You realise this is all on voluntary basis. If you want a penthouse, you're going to have to pay for one one yourself, and outside the Asylum grounds. And no, even I don't have a penthouse.

Quote from: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PMBTW CC, sir, I believe that in order for our patients to regain a healthy mental condition, they must experience the outside world and the people in it. An Asylum can easily become like prison--the patients can become so disconnected that once they are released, they are brought right back beacuse they can't cope.
Too much outside interference might lower the effectiveness of the treatment. And you never know what might happen once you're out and about. :scholar:

Quote from: Lollotte on August 04, 2005, 10:43:10 PMI'm also all for teaching Cartesian theories on existence to help the patients become mildly philosophical and introspective.  ;D
You want to turn them intro philosophers? I don't think that's a good idea, given the condition of the outside world (the Haven-forum).

Quote from: racx_00 on August 05, 2005, 09:09:15 AMHmmm, I recovered pretty well and I never got out XD, I guess it all depends on the condition of the patient and if they have previously tried to escape :D
IF they are allowed outside, rest assured they'll be acoompanied by enough secutiry staff so they can't escape. 8)
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Lollotte

Wow, you are rigid, aren't you?  ;) Anyway, any patients who would like to can sign up for my philosophy classes.

Here's a question for all you patients out there:

How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

copycat

Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMWow, you are rigid, aren't you?
If you'd been employed as this Asylum as long as I have you'd be that rigid too. :pokerface:

PS: Remember that all changes must be approved by me.
Fannatic of the cat team.
Official Manager of the TSL Asylum ©
Defender of all things against Connor. :stabs:
Grammar Police superintendant.
The Silver Lining rises from its ashes!

Official member of the Kelsey Fanclub :thumbsup:
Official TSL: Shadows Beta Tester (ret.) :yes:
Official Cognition: An Erica Reed Mystery Episode 1 QA.

Lollotte

My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

racx_00

Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PM
How good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
Food ???

Since when do we feed them ;P, Don't worry I'm joking :suffer: :P
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Jafar

Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMHow good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
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edgarnick

:)

Lollotte

Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMHow good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\

*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)

Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3

edgarnick

Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PM
Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AM
Quote from: Lollotte on August 05, 2005, 06:46:47 PMHow good is the food at this Asylum, and what would you like to see changed?
I wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\

*makes note to tell Raf lunch is at a different time* Poor Jafar. Soon enough we'll feed you. Then you can tell me how the salad is. I'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)

Umm...edgarnick, what are you asking? ???
i was asking how do get in asylum  ???
:)

Jafar

Well, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
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edgarnick

:)

copycat

Quote from: Jafar on August 06, 2005, 02:52:12 AMI wouldn't know, Raf always tells me it's NOT lunch time and goes and eats all the food. Then he eats the silverware, and the dishes, and the tables.... :-\
Boy, do you live in the past. It's been ages since that has been resolved by having an agreement with Raf about the number of meal portions he needs at each food time. :scholar:

Quote from: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 04:37:05 AMi was asking how do get in asylum  ???
Do you mean as a patient or as a visitor? As a visitor you can get into the Asylum whenever you want (and get out again even). As a patient, you do not have the luxury of leaving the Asylum, unless the Management Staff decides the patient's presence is no longer needed. 8)

Quote from: Lollotte on August 06, 2005, 07:13:04 PMI'm thinking of making the food all organic.  :)
If that is a patient's wish, that can be allowed.

Quote from: Jafar on August 07, 2005, 04:40:05 AMWell, first you need to fill out this huge application... :P
Please disregard that statement.

Quote from: edgarnick on August 07, 2005, 05:23:02 AMwhere can i get that
Decisions to commit someone as a patient into the Asylum are not made lightly. They are  based on a person's behavior on the forum and that over a certain number of posts. That number is not fixed but the number of posts you have now, edgarnick, is insufficient to make a serious decision. Therefor, you still have a 'visitor-"status. If/when that changes, is totally up to you. If/when your status changes to 'patient', a team will be dispatched automatically to retrieve you and 'deliver' you to the Asylum patient section. :pokerface:
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Defender of all things against Connor. :stabs:
Grammar Police superintendant.
The Silver Lining rises from its ashes!

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