Groaners!

[snabbott]

I don't know about you, but I enjoy making bad jokes and puns, and where better to share them than the Asylum?

Here are some puns with a common theme:

Imitation diamond?

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

shamrock

Fake poop?

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

shampoo

Feigned ache?

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

champagne

And then there are a couple that only science people (and only some of them) will get. I'll share them anyway. Delling, at least, should get them (I think). These are particularly bad. You have been warned.

What do you call a biochemist's spelling checker?

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A typoisomerase.
topoisomerase = protein that changes how tightly DNA is wound.
isomer = same atoms but rearranged

What do you call a display of human cell culture?

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A HeLa case
HeLa = human cancer cell line
helicase = protein that unwinds DNA

What about you? Any groaners to share?

[darthkiwi]

I love your terrible puns. I'll post any if I think of any.

[GrahamRocks!]

A key wearing big glasses?

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Dorky!

[LadyTerra]

Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"

[Oldbushie]

What did the hospital staff say to the lost patient who asked where she was?

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

Urinalysis Wonderland!

[snabbott]

Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"

The format is up to you!