Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)

[B'rrr]

I bet it hurts when you punch someone in the face with it 

[Deloria]

I don't know much about jewels but that specimen is achingly beautiful.

Hypothetically achingly beautiful enough for a May ball?

(Posted on: 20 July 2010, 22:10:09)

I bet it hurts when you punch someone in the face with it 

Never tried it. I'm not left handed and I had it resized for my left hand (because I usually wear a different one on the right).

[darthkiwi]

Hypothetically achingly beautiful enough for a May ball?

I think so. It's certainly very elegant. Though, I hasten to add, my fashion sense has been severely impaired since birth 

[B'rrr]

Now that Deloria is gone for a week we can take over the court... *looks innocent*

[wilco64256]

Rob I dare you to be sitting on the throne when she comes back in, then we can find out what really does happen when she hits someone in the face.

[Jafar]

Long Live King Rob! *fanfare*

[Deloria]

Rob I dare you to be sitting on the throne when she comes back in, then we can find out what really does happen when she hits someone in the face.

I don't hit people who do that. I hang, draw and quarter them.

[Jafar]

Well, his reign was short, but it sure was eventful!

[Haids1987]

*Moans in agony*

Where do you find all this beautiful jewelry?!  I'm so jealous!

[darthkiwi]

I hang, draw and quarter them.

That's how we know this is a civilised court.  Progress is measured by how many ways you can make somebody hurt.

[Deloria]

It's the standard procedure for traitors. He was trying to steal my crown!:(

And having returned from my campaign in France, I can say with complete confidance that they are incapable of ruling themselves, let alone making pwetty baroque interiors. Therefore, they are horrible people who willdie howwibly, howwibly and their only hope is to willingly be annexed by a country who knows how to do baroque properly (Russia or Germany), lest they create something even more monstrous than art deco before acquiring good taste.  

[B'rrr]

It's the standard procedure for traitors. He was trying to steal my crown!:(

Did not! or hum, maybe I did... *ponders* welcome back at least!

*snatches crown from Deloria's head, sprints to the throne , sits down and takes a casual pose*

You can draw me now *nods* never had a drawing of myself... 

[koko_99_2001]

And, it's always nice to have another quarter

[B'rrr]

Well, I figured since I picked the draw shizzle *shifty* there is no need for the hanging nor to quarter me *nods* clearly a drawing of me is punishment enough!

[Delling]

And having returned from my campaign in France, I can say with complete confidance that they are incapable of ruling themselves, let alone making pwetty baroque interiors. Therefore, they are horrible people who willdie howwibly, howwibly and their only hope is to willingly be annexed by a country who knows how to do baroque properly (Russia or Germany), lest they create something even more monstrous than art deco before acquiring good taste.  

Hrmm... so French baroque does not meet your tastes... perhaps this is why I am non-plussed by baroque ("If it's not baroque, please don't fix it.")..

[darthkiwi]

A warm welcome back for our intrepid queen.

So - now the scout report is in, anyone for a bit of conquest? 

[B'rrr]

So your queen is also the scout then? *ponders*

I know women are good in multitasking, but this is a bit degrading for a queen imo 

[Deloria]

So your queen is also the scout then? *ponders*

I know women are good in multitasking, but this is a bit degrading for a queen imo 

Well I was actually looking for castles to occupy, but as the French are inept at making baroque interiors *grumbles*, I returned.

[B'rrr]

You promised me to stay out of france castles! they are mine! *sulks*

I am going to do my own interior anyways, so don't mind if they stink or not 

[Deloria]

Pan's Labyrinth is probably the most horrible film I've ever seen. I watched it earlier today because I was told it was a 'fun' film. I would like to point out that the words 'fun' or 'amusing' never crossed my mind while watching it. Instead, I now wish to gouge out my eyes because I have a very low gore tolerance.

You promised me to stay out of france castles! they are mine! *sulks*

I am going to do my own interior anyways, so don't mind if they stink or not  

Well, then perhaps you can see it as a token of my good grace and nature that I did not occupy them for your prior claim. Also, you relinquished all rights when you stole my crown.

(Posted on: 30 July 2010, 23:08:38)

A warm welcome back for our intrepid queen.

Thank you.