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Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)

Started by Petra Rocks, July 12, 2010, 07:06:04 PM

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Deloria

* Deloria uses her epic mod powers to change the name of her threade to reflect her current ideals. :D

I officially welcome you to my salon! :D Royal patronage has become intellectual and I have become a précieuse! :D

There will be cake


in a fitting room


as we discuss and debate the merits of both cake and rooms. :D

However, in the event that a war need be started, a rebellion squashed or a tourney held, I will resume my other duties. :D

Oh, and the head of my super secret spy and assassin ring will be replaced with Queenie, my adorable pet octopus. :D

 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
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darthkiwi

Your Grace, your radiance and charm grows daily. I am entirely bedazzled. Please accept this humble offering of cathedralcake; I hope it will sit proudly beside the other magnificent cakes with which you have so wondrously bedecked your salon.



Though it seems strange I am assured that that is, indeed, a cake.

*kneels and offers cake*
Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

Jafar

So Queenie's your top assassin, huh? Could she drop a cartoonish 4-ton weight onto someone's head from the rafters in at least 5 minutes? :P
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Deloria

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"This is a very nice cathedralcake. I should very much like to have it. :P I do hope it's not a Hampton Court sort of thing where you've put all your money and effort over a decade into building it. :P"

"..."

"I said, I do hope you shouldn't mind losing it. It's hardly as though you need it; it's not, after all, your head. What a silly thing of me to say, I have no idea why my mind might have wandered there."

"I hope this offer will please you...:S"


It is magnificent! :D I do believe I have been very sneaky in acquiring it. :P

All my courtiers and friends and liveried servants shall be relocated into the cathedralcake! :D
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Deloria

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Quote from: Jafar on January 15, 2013, 05:09:52 PM
So Queenie's your top assassin, huh? Could she drop a cartoonish 4-ton weight onto someone's head from the rafters in at least 5 minutes? :P
Don't call her that! :( It confuses her! If you must, you can have a look at her file if you think yourself in need of her services.

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Name: Queenie
Random stuff: A royal blue octopus with gigantic eyes. :D She also has a tiny crown atop her bulbous head and is also a secret assassin (she hugs people too hard by accident, you see; she really has no idea what she's doing and thinks people are hiring her to hug people)! :D Her favourite things to do include bouncing and hugging people, nice-looking objects and plants. She can usually be found bouncing on top of buildings and she has a crush on the Superduperamazingcookie. :D She is a happeh octopus!   
 
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Précieuse and salonnière! :D
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Jafar

Alrighty, I understand. I think death via octopus-glomp is too good for the targets I had in mind, though...

That is, if I had any targets. Which I don't. :whistle:
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Deloria

Oh, it's excruciating, believe me. :D It's like being killed by a boa constrictor except she leaves these weird suction marks that look exactly like hickies; it throws the authorities off completely. :D
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Jafar

Yeah, but...being killed by something so huggable should be reserved for people who're lower on my hit list.


My hypothetical hit list, that is. :angel:
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Deloria

But hitting them with 4 tonne weights would make it end too quickly. :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
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Jafar

It makes such a delightful *CLANG* sound, though! ;D
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Delling

That Cathedral cake... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant... but once I had it... I might never want to eat it... WHY DO THEY BAKE THINGS LIKE!? It's so fancy and awesome that you don't want to eat it but so tasty that you do! :'( <~ 'tis a happy-dilemma tear :P
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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darthkiwi

#272
My lady, those accusations levelled against me by malicious rivals are COMPLETELY UNTRUE! I am the innocent victim of slander, a tragic scapegoat on the altar of over-enthusiasm and common GOSSIPERS! :O

To that end, I humbly present myself at your court offering gifts hoping that your fair radiance will shine upon me once more. I present a rose:



And a rose in cake form:



And beg humbly that you will cast these slanders from your most gracious mind.

EDIT: I return bearing more gifts! A pair of tiaras. :P



Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

GrahamRocks!


Deloria

Oh darling, of course I forgive you! <3 You've fought for me and won and it was glorious! :D And to think that I was going to exile you! Now go and find me a place in the sun. :D
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Deloria

* Deloria, Empress of the Britons  happily wears the Mellerio floral tiara and serves the post-duel rose cake to the salon. :D
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Deloria

And of course, cameo cupcakes! :D Because cameos! :D And cupcakes! :D And wedgwood colours! :D



Now, let's talk about space. :P
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

darthkiwi

Yay! Forgiveness is sweet! :D

Like cake. And cake should be served with tea. :D



As for a place in the sun:



Maybe German East Africa? :P
Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

Deloria

 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Deloria

I am now hearing and trying the case of Darthkiwi, the heinous ripper of the asylum. Have you anything to say for yourself before we begin?
 
Holy Roman Empress
Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D