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TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back

Started by copycat, July 13, 2010, 04:38:13 PM

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darthkiwi

QuoteYou've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!

I am not a free man - I am a number!
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snabbott

Quote from: darthkiwi on August 03, 2010, 05:24:37 AM
QuoteYou've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!

I am not a free man - I am a number!
Number Six?

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darthkiwi

Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

Haids1987

What does it take to be number one?  Two is not a winner and three no one remembers!
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snabbott


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wilco64256

A rather fascinating concept to say the least - it has interesting connections to Inception as well.
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copycat

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Quote from: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?

Quote from: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PMSee, buying snacks in the shop costs money.
Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?

Quote from: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PMWhy would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?
No?
Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.

Quote from: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PMWell then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.
*tries to steal a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.
I have altered the text in the quote to reflect what really happened.


Quote from: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PMSpeaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?
Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.

Quote from: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PMAnd I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?

Quote from: darthkiwi on August 03, 2010, 05:24:37 AMI am not a free man - I am a number!
Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.

Quote from: snabbott on August 16, 2010, 02:01:44 PMIn case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner :)
Before my time, and since I'm the KQ9/TSL grandfather, that's saying something about how long ago that really is. :P
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MangoMercury

Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
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copycat

Quote from: MangoMercury on August 19, 2010, 05:21:37 PMCan the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Who are you referring to? Tess? Of course she can have some snacks, provided she buys them anywhere outside of the Asylum naturally.
Fannatic of the cat team.
Official Manager of the TSL Asylum ©
Defender of all things against Connor. :stabs:
Grammar Police superintendant.
The Silver Lining rises from its ashes!

Official member of the Kelsey Fanclub :thumbsup:
Official TSL: Shadows Beta Tester (ret.) :yes:
Official Cognition: An Erica Reed Mystery Episode 1 QA.

tessspoon

Quote from: copycat on August 19, 2010, 05:34:40 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on August 19, 2010, 05:21:37 PMCan the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Who are you referring to? Tess?
:'(

MangoMercury

You mean my twin, of whom I share an equal amount of sanity to?
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crayauchtin

Quote from: copycat on August 19, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?
Are you implying he can't?? I'm sure he is deeply offended!

QuoteMight I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?
The best things in life are free!

QuoteWould you please let me answer questions to me myself?
That seems like a silly idea when I know what I would like you to say.
Quotea) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
No, no, no. Burglary is all of those things. Stealing is irrelevant! :D
Quoteb) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.
Well, of course! But I spend so much of my time stealing from the kitchen it's hardly out of the ordinary. In fact, it's the status quo!

QuoteRest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.
And you think that because it's regarded in high esteem by nutritionists across the world that that makes the food pyramid good enough? Listen, dietary needs are as individualized as fingerprints! And I say, more junk food!

QuoteRecount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?
Because I don't recall ever being examined and yet here I am, petting fruit like any sane person off the street! Why am I held to the standards and regulations of your patients? Sanity runs in my family!

QuoteAren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.
I'm number cheese.  :yes:
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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crayauchtin

"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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Haids1987

Well, Tess is still working on her escape plan, right?  Something about a hula skirt and the cactus...?
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
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tessspoon

Not an escape plan, though, more like a get-in-as-a-patient plan, since CC still refuses to make me one. :P

B'rrr

yea, this is one of those Asylums where people want to be in it.
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

MangoMercury

I don't - CC seems convinced that I should be here, but I really don't deserve to be!

Tessy, how about you swap with me?
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The sanest forum-dweller of all!


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