Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?
See, buying snacks in the shop costs money.
Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?
Why would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?
No?
Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.
Well then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.
*tries to steal a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.
I have altered the text in the quote to reflect what
really happened.
Speaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?
Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.
And I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?
I am not a free man - I am a number!
Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number
one.
In case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner 
Before my time, and since I'm the KQ9/TSL grandfather, that's saying something about how long ago that
really is.
