Conversation with coworker while we ignored our boss giving out the daily briefing.
Coworker, "I didn't have cheese or peanut butter, do you think a stick of butter would work on a mouse trap?"
ladidada, "A whole stick?"
Cowoker, "What!? No, I mean a piece of butter! Like a-a splatch"
ladidada, "I was going to say, what kind of mice do you have that require an entire piece of butter"
Coworker, "Yeah, yeah but no, you think that would work?"
Ladidada, "Nah, only if you put peanuts on top of the butter."
Coworker, "I didn't think of that!"