An axe to grind...

[Jafar]

My faith in humanity has been recently shaken, and I need some people to tell me that AXE is a horrible stench-in-a-can.

[kindofdoon]

AXE itself doesn't bother me. It's everything else about it that does, especially their advertisements.

[Haids1987]

Yeah, their ads are gross.  They make me feel like I should be showing ID.

[Fierce Deity]

Their commercials are almost as disturbing as watching Paris Hilton wash a car with a cheeseburger. 

[koko_99_2001]

I don't like the commercials, but Erik wears Axe Kilo and I love it! Granted, it's the only scent they put out that I like!

[Rosella]

I don't remember the commercials, but the scent of AXE is not something I'll soon forget the disgustingness of.

[Baggins]

I've noticed they call it Lynx over in the UK.

[Jafar]

Pfft. A skunk cabbage by any other name smells just as bad.

[Enchantermon]

The thing about AXE is that I only hate it when people use too much of it. With just a little, it's fine. But some people (teenagers when it first hit the shelves, for example) just spray it on like there's no tomorrow and then you can smell them from a mile away.
But in proper, controlled doses, I like it, and use it myself.

Yeah, their ads are gross.  They make me feel like I should be showing ID.

This.

[Deloria]

AXE is a horrible thing invented by howwible, inhuman, howwibly howwible people. Thank you, that is all.

[B'rrr]

Don't you mean to say that Axe is a howwible thing?