I can picture it now...
(Graham prepares to seal Pandora's Box and sacrifice himself to save the world, when suddenly...)
Cedric (flying in out of nowhere): No, Graham, stay away from the--*flies inside Pandora's Box accidentally, thus sealing it and saving the world*
Graham: Wow, Cedric accidentally did something useful again!
Crispin (teleports next to Graham): I have the solution to all your problems! *He conjures up a block of concrete and seals the Box inside of it, before teleporting it to the bottom of the ocean*
Graham: You do know Cedric was inside there, right?
Crispin: ...oh well. I'll miss the little squirt.
(Suddenly, the rest of the Royal Family appears on the scene.)
Graham: My ecstasy knows no limits!
(Everyone stares at him.)
Graham: Well, it seemed profound before I said it out loud.
(A hot air balloon touches down next to them, unoccupied.)
Rosella: What's that doing here?
Graham: Oh, it was important for a puzzle. And for continuing the King's Quest tradition of the Anachronism Stew trope.
(Much of the supporting cast appears.)
Saladin: I, and the entire world, would like to congratulate you for the highest honor of--
Lt. Shorty: You really showed 'em what for, your MAJUHSTEE!
Saladin: Shut up, b*tch, I'm talking!
(Everyone falls silent as Connor, in all his majestic glory, descends to the ground in a pillar of light.)
Graham: Oh...you're still in this story?
Connor: Why hasn't thou summoned me, forsooth?
Graham: Because your brute force would've beaten the Black Cloaks super easily and completely destroyed any tension in the plot? That's why you were relegated to that floating Pandora rock temple in the first place. Also, the scars from your game still haven't faded from the minds of the King's Quest diehards.
Connor: Thou hast forsaken mine kickassery for thine? A pox on thee! But I must leave. A nearby planet calls for aid, and aid they shall receive. *He summons a black hole over his head* To Mars! *He enters the black hole and teleports away in a spectacular display of special effects*
Graham: My heavens!
Valanice: Oh my goodness!
Alexander: Zounds!
Rosella: Holy s**t!
(Everyone turns to Rosella, appalled.)
Rosella: Sorry. I'm one of those modern princesses. They're "in" right now.
Crispin: Well, because Deus Ex me is here right now, everything is back to normal! Even the Winged Ones aren't crabby anymore! Why not celebrate with a feast?
(Everyone nods in approval and heads off towards whichever castle they belong to. And from the watery depths of the ocean comes a plaintive cry...)
Cedric: Graham, help me!
Ha ha! Wasn't that great?! No, I'm not drunk right now, why would you ask that?! You're drunk!