Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)

[GrahamRocks!]

What is his crime, my Queene?

[darthkiwi]

Yes: anyone who would untie a rope which supported a piano which was swinging precariously above their head kinda deserved it

[Delling]

Yes: anyone who would untie a rope which supported a piano which was swinging precariously above their head kinda deserved it

I am afraid that I must agree, my Queene. Or is it the crime against THE PIANO that we are here to discuss?

[darthkiwi]

Oh, I fully accept any charges you care to bring about the piano.

Also, I posit that these proceedings have begun on completely the wrong basis! For I did not "kill" him - he untied the rope himself! I should be tried for "Supplying a dangerously stupid person with a loaded piano", not "killing them"

[Deloria]

But darling! You knew what might have happened! I think you should apologise to the piano for getting moron on it. Did you confuse him into untying the rope?

[Deloria]

Caffeine is a terrible, terrible thing. I can hear the Portal 2 co-op music on loop and it makes me feel anxious because conditioning has taught me that it means I'm seconds away from randomly exploding because an omnipresent and omnipotent being doesn't like my being alive. Thank you interactions, I'm so glad my hallucinations have subtext.

[darthkiwi]

Oh dear *snuggles Deloria*