It always baffled me that he ditched his country to find booty. I wonder how Daventry did without him?
Lol! I guess when you put it that way, it does seem a little odd...
Guard: Sire, where are you going?
Graham: I'm off to find my wife!
Guard: But...the kingdom needs you!
Graham: Yes, but this girl does, too. She is locked in a tower and I must save her so she can bear me children!
Guard: Er...what? What girl?
Graham: The girl in the tower!
Seibert: Did someone say "Girl in the Tower"? *plays music*
Graham: What? No, no, not yet. Wait until King's Quest VI.
Seibert: But...but...
Graham: NO.
Seibert: Awwwww.....

*shuffles away slowly*
Graham: Anyway, there was a girl I saw in the magic mirror. She's locked in a tower and I must save her!
Guard: Why?
Graham: Why?
Guard: Yes, why?
Graham: Um.....well.....
Guard: Is she in imminent danger?
Graham: Well, not really, no.....
Guard: Is she being forced into some kind of slave labor?
Graham: No.....
Guard: Is there a dragon calling out for her blood?
Graham: Not that I know of.....
Guard: So then send one of your knights to go save her! Why are you going to leave us here all alone just so you can save her?
Graham: .....
Guard: .....
Graham: ...she's hot.
Guard: *facepalm* I thought so.