*grabs a cesar and throws it at Jason* :P
*Sneaks up, unheard, behind Say, using her Secret Silence Slippers tm (i.e. hollowed out stale bread rolls) and covers her with chocolate sauce* :suffer:
Quote from: Jael on May 09, 2004, 12:01:03 AM
Oh, and racx_00 or CC, this had so better go on my asylum profile >:(. If this isn't proof that I'm insane, I don't know what is.
Im the "list maker" (OMG Matrixish, lol) so i will add this to it, all you need to do is define what you want me to add ;)
Quote from: Say on May 09, 2004, 02:13:16 AM
*grabs a cesar and throws it at Jason* :P
dont you mean *throws a Lolita at Jason* ;P, anyway i find that very mean of you Say :'(, i may have been annoying you this week but it doesnt mean you can be a meanieh :'(
Remember Say i started hugging you to make you feel better ;D
Stop making Cesar salad with me!
Quote from: Jael on May 09, 2004, 12:01:03 AMOh, and racx_00 or CC, this had so better go on my asylum profile >:(. If this isn't proof that I'm insane, I don't know what is.
Asylum profile ??? I never knew we had that kind of thing, must be something Racx invented.
*picks up some of the excess cheese popcorn in another thread, loads it into a machine gun and fires it at Jael*
*disguise himself as a refrigerator*
*sits in a corner*
*watches* (I'm not violent ; )
*Opens the refrigerator and realises its Rob :o*
*Opens the REAL fridge and grabs the moldy cheesecake and throws it at Kimmie like a clown*
*flees*
whaaaa!! :o :o ...no peeking!!
*locks his fridge*
*sits down in another corner*
*grabs chocolate pie off shelf by the door*
*grabs Alex from behind before he can make it out of the room*
*smooshes pie into Alex's face*
hahaha I love this thread already :D <3
*grabs stinky cheese and throws it at everyone*
mm chocolate! :P <3 <3
*ducks out of the way of stinky cheese and sees it hit the B'rrrefrigerator* XD
Cheese popcorn? :X
*Jams CC's gun with gooey marshmallow*
*whipes his reff clean*
*picks up a bottle of 1867 litres choclate saus and connect it to the sprinkler instalation*
*opens his umbrella*
*turns on the sprinkler installation*
i'ts raining!! ;-D
Mmm, chocolate ;D
You forgot the whipped cream and crushed nuts, silly ;P
*adds whipped cream and crushed nuts to sprinkler*
Oh, and the ice-cream!
*plonks several litres of triple-chocolate-mango-peanut-ripple-toffee ice-cream on B'rrr's head
ugh.... bad quality of umbrellas ; (
*takes a shower*
*poors a family pack (big family) of apple syrup over Jael*
*dumps her in a crate of flour*
*takes a shower again*
...*sigh* dirty job ;-D
*rubs extra crunchy peanut butter in Rob's hair*
So much for that shower, huh?
*shove a mellon over Cat's head*
*pushes her in a bath of liquid goat cheeze*
*takes a shower*
*puts up a cap*
*takes melon off head and throws straight at Rob*
*slides through goat cheeze to get to Jael...picks her up and dumps her into a huge tub of cole slaw (courtasy of the movie Never Been Kissed)*
*catches mellon*
nice throw Cat!!
*eats mellon*
yummie!!
*moves his fridge to the second floor*
LEVEL TWO
*hunts down the B'rrrefrigerator and puts magnets all over his door :o*
*scoops the now rancid chocolate and cream off face and wipes it in Cats hair while lobbing a couple of oranges at say, commando stylee*
*flees again*
:o :o :o cheesecake! nothing gets cheesecake out >:(
throws a plate of spaghetti at alex
*fires spaghetti sause at Alex to go with the spaghetti noodles from Kimmie*
OMG IM UNDER ATTACK!
*calls for reinforcements!*
*sits rocking backwards and forwards while cold spag bog slides down back*
*tackles Alex*
*holds him down waiting for Kimmie*
runs along the field in her rugby clothes....*its getting harder and harder to breathe*
tackles alex with meatballs and smooshes them in his face and ties spaghetti in his hair, aw pretty ribbons ;B
tags cat...your turn! time for a scrum to get some tactics!
GAH! ANYONE HELP ME!
*Crawls inside an empty melon shell and fires pips at the two barbarians*
im no barbarian!im a savage bunnny
grrrrrrrrrrr
I'm no barbarian...I'm just a bruised dancer! OUCH!
Cat
smothers alex in honey....mwhahahahaha the newest way to tar and feather but the sweeter style coz im so nice to u ;P
*Rolls Alex in the flour left over from earlier*
*gives him a big smackeroo :-* *
mwhahahaha gives cat a *high five* oh yes im back in the 90s
go get him, my sista!
I'm like some honey bread hybrid thing now! I could be used as food!
*FLEEEEEEEESSSSSS* :S
*throws coconut cream pie with such force at Alex's back it knocks him face first into a pile of chocolate pudding!* mwahahahahah
There has been an excessive use of cheese as weaponry in this thread....the Cheese is not pleased! Let his dairy products grow and prosper in peace!
Oh...and...aheheheh...you wanted reinforcements, Alex? This is the best I can do....
>begins spraying Insure (the protein drink/vile sludge, you all know what I'm talking about) at Cat and Kimmie< That should keep them from moving (or at least attacking) long enough for you to make a get-away, Alex!
arggg!! >:( >:(
*struggles to get rid of all the magnets*
ugh!! not fair Alex!! :'( :'(
*modifies his automatic ball launcher*
*launces his 1857 pizza's*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on May 10, 2004, 01:30:33 PM
*takes melon off head and throws straight at Rob*
*slides through goat cheeze to get to Jael...picks her up and dumps her into a huge tub of cole slaw (courtasy of the movie Never Been Kissed)*
Not nice, Cat >:( Coleslaw :-X
*Mixes honey and chocolate chips together, throws it at Say, Kimmie and Cat, watches as they run away screaming "CALORIES! CALORIES! AHHHH!" ;P*
*Fills super soaker with chilli and parsley sauce*
*Drenches B'rrr and Alex in sauce*
:suffer:
*ducks behind the B'rrrefrigerator to get away from Jael*
*sees B'rrr taking off the magnets*
*starts attaching her study cards on B'rrr*
*waits on the 7th floor with a gun loaded full of rotten eggs*
*stocks up on moldy chocolate*
*gets spare ammunition(eggs)*
*continues to wait for every1*
lol poor alex that was like a WHOLE page of attack just for him hahaha :D
FEAR NOT :P
ARGH Im under attack as well! :P bwahaha, Im gonna be meanieh :P...
*releases the ultimate most powerful weapon on the forum called CESAR FARTS and wears nose protection*
(I know that's not food but... lol do I need to explain? no right? :P)
...ok that should have everyone knock out for at least a few, run alex run! :D
Sorry to burst your bubble, Say, but I've been wearing nose tighteners since they went on sale!
*begins firing blueberry jam at Say*
*Dives infront of the jam stream and absoards it into the bread like substance covering body*
*clenches fists and starts to glow*
*The bread and jam explodes DBZ stylee splatting the slowed down (thanks Q) Cat, Jael and Kimmie against the wall*
*Flies round the room picking up anyone that was reinforcements and rushes to floor 3 to make a bunker out of the giant pumpkins on the floor*
phew....
*peels herself off the wall*
*begins tugging a stove up to the 3rd floor*
*makes it to the third floor*
*starts making pumpkin pies*
HAHAHAHA OMG! MEAN!! >:(
*"Flee my allies, we are under attack and I AM SLAIN"*
*slumps over the side of pumpkin slowly cooking....*
*revives Alex with a :-* *
I'm sorry...I didn't mean to kill you!
*everyone smells the pumpkin pies and scurry out of the building like mice*
*starts pelting them with pumpkin pies out the window*
*Alex is revived...hands him a pie topped with a dapple of whipped cream*
HA HAAAA! You fell for it!
*splats pie in Cats face and opens back door for everyone who ran*
;D
*wipes pie off face*
*ties links of licorise together to make a rope*
*trips Alex up with the new rope*
*does a super flying kick and closes the back door*
Say, don't worry...farts count because its "Cutting the Cheese"! ;)
Okay, now...Cat....just for posting so madly against my ally here, and because I seem to have a knack for surviving the most bizarre things (y'all will have to read some of the threads here (http://utopiaskye.ipbhost.com/index.php?showforum=27)) so.......
It's not human food but....
>opens the bag of my cat's special dry food that looks and smells like rabbit droppings.....and then hurls them at Cat< HA! Try moving around on those roll-y pellets! >runs around the spilled cat food and opens the door and runs out<
*comes out of his secret hiding place on roof*
*empties the big silo on top of it, in the ventilation system so that every floor is beeing flooded by 10 cm of corn*
*turns on the floor heating system*
pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!pop!! pop!! pop!!
lotsa popcorn!!
/me noticed that every floor is filled to the top with popcorn
:o :o I'm so sorry!!
*starts eating the popcorn*
*uses the grace of a cat to get through the spilled cat food with no trouble*
*starts eating popcorn* I just love popcorn...spent a year and a half not being able to eat it...and now I can!
*heads down to third floor*
*fires rotten eggs at Rob, Rob then gets stuck on a wall covered with jam*
*throws moldy chocolate at Cat, and gets it right in her mouth*
*attacks Say with popcorn*
*eats chocolate* Thanks Jason...and fyi...chocolate doesn't mold... ;D
thats cos i wiped the mold from the cheese and mashed it into the chocolate ;B, so i hope you like the mold ;D
*escapes his difficult situation(and his fridge) by using his secret escape drawer*
*hides in a pack of soja beans*
*Tries to lift pack of Soja beans, and then realises Rob is in there, so he attacks Rob* ;D
*takes a carrot in his right hand*
*takes a banana in his left hand*
*keeps poking Jason with them till he freakz out*
*decides to freak out*
*grabs an apple and an orange*
*pokez Rob with them both till he freakz out*
*freakz out*
*reach for his skittelgun*
*shoots the orange and the apple to pieces*
*vanish into darkness....*
*follows Rob into darkness, but in a slight Matrix way*
*turns around and shoots a bolt of ketchup at Jason with his handy squeeze bottle*
*turns right in the darkness*
*starts firing her poptarts at Jason*
*turns on light for Rob*
*loads gun with Mint Slice biscuits and starts to fire them at Cat and Rob*
*pulls Rob to the ground to get away from Jason's biscuits*
*starts crawling through the jam*
*melts bubble gum into jam so koko gets stuck* XD
*throws expired chocolate milk and stale cookies at racx*
XB
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 26, 2004, 10:00:26 AM*throws expired chocolate milk
Would that milk be still in its package or out of it?
Out of its container and hardened into a mysterious blob of white. XB
White?? Wasn't it expired chocolate milk?
Whitish brown then. ;)
lol, or else it would be expired for a long time ; )
Quote from: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 07:05:55 AMlol, or else it would be expired for a long time ; )
I don't think anything can expire into oblivion so why should it matter
how long it's been expired? :P
well, it might lose his brownish color and turn all white ; )
awww... forget about it!!
*picks up a crate of whine*
*aims at Bob*
*heats the bottles*
CORKS AWAY!! !! !!
*poef* plop* *pang*
Ooooh! I'm 21 now!...*finds a bottle of grape juice...pops cork...drinks* :D
Cat
*pours 7 half empty wine bottles over Cat*
*drinks the rest* ;-D
*finds some ice and stuffs it down Rob's shirt*
*sits down and drinks more of her grape juice*
Careful, Rob, never know what will happen after you get intoxicated :P
Cat
hmmm... I like my wine on ice ; )
*sips*
Quote from: B'rrr on May 29, 2004, 09:07:26 PM
hmmm... I like my wine on ice ; )
*sips*
wine on ice? what the fuk?! that must be the weirdest thing I ever heard, you do not put ice on the wine, you set it on the fridge or let it sit with on something cold for a time, then serve it.... lol :P
ice keeps it cold, not makes it... i know that now ;-D
anyway, I'm in the middle of a beer attack ; (
*fills glasses for the other 520 members of the forum with beer bob fires on him*
*fires sausages with his sausage launger at bob's feet*
Quote from: B'rrr on May 30, 2004, 04:35:15 PM*fills glasses for the other 520 members of the forum with beer bob fires on him*
You can't fill glasses with beer coming at you at such a high speed!! :X
*grills Rob's sausages until they're nice and crispy (rock hard) and returns them to where they came from, with
his high speed-launcher*
*uses a net to catch all sausages*
*serves them with the beer*
ugh!! a bit too hard bob ; (
*uses his ketchup squeeze bottle to give bob a new haircolor* ; )
*throws cookie dust in the air* :D
Quote from: B'rrr on May 30, 2004, 05:47:37 PM*uses his ketchup squeeze bottle to give bob a new haircolor* ; )
Nice! Now I've got the same hair color as Katie's. ;-D
*concots a mixture of ketchup (scraped off my hair), mayonaise, tartar sauce, together with smashed potatoes, egss, flower (to strengthen the mixture), loads it into an enhanced supersoaker-apparatus and soaks Rob, considering the mixture was also enriched with the cookie dust bushie threw into the air*
*eats mixture*
ugh ; ( ...taste like... nothing i had before :'(
*goes into close combat and stabs Bob with a chocolate bar (mars)*
*flings taco shells at Rob and Bob...knocks them into the mixture Bob concocted earlier*
SCORE!
*sprays tomato sauce over everybody*
*gives spagetti to everyone to go with the sauce*
*pulls out the parmesian and passes it around*
*takes the bowl with parmesian and throws it at jason*
*Jason leaps into the air and lands on the ground and begins to roll away, in a James Bond style ;-D*
*laughs at Jason because he landed in Bob's mixture too!*
:suffer:
*runs after jason*
*rubs jam in his hair*
*runs away*
*slips*
*lands in the mixture*
*passes bread and peanut butter to Jason so he can make a sandwich*
*helps Rob stand up and get out of the mixture*
I'm so non-violent! Yeah right! :suffer:
*shakes up cans of coke*
*aims the cokes toward Jason*
*blasts him with the spray from the cokes*
Cat
*takes a shower*
*sits on a bench to watch the fight continue*
Well, I see how grateful you are! Not even a thank you!
*turns cokes onto Rob*
*pulls tabs*
*the force knocks Rob off the bench*
*flings his skin in a dog-like manner (like when it's wet), so everything accumulated flings into the air, hitting everyone.*
heyy!! who said I wasn't grateful :'( ...I don't react well on coke (caffaine) ...now I stayed up all night ; (
*trows rotton tomatoes at Bob* lol, classical ;-D
*blinded by the coke Jason falls to the ground*
*thinks hes dead*
*remembers the last time he got coke in his eyes*
*gets mad*
*pushes Cat into a puddle of jam and rotten eggs*
Quote from: B'rrr on June 04, 2004, 11:13:36 PM*trows rotton tomatoes at Bob* lol, classical ;-D
Also classical:
*rotten eggs for everybody!* :suffer:
*throws Bavarian Creme donuts at everyone, relishing the splat sound*
lol!
*throws Rotten Tomato at Stick in the Mud* :suffer:
I've never resurrected an old thread before, so here's my chance before Koko does it!
*shoots apple pies out of cannon at Koko_Cat* XD
Man...I've missed this thread!
*throws applesauce at Jesse*
*knocks Jason down...but too late to keep him from throwing Rotten Tomato*
*picks up Stick in the Mud and trips Jesse up*
This is a good way to get rid of all the chocolate around here :P
*throws a bucket of melted chocolate at Cat*
*lines the floor with chocolate*
*throws coconut at Icarus* XD
paint racx face brown whit a bar of chocolat and throws some spinach to Jafer.
*throws chilli at Icarus*
*throws pudding at racx*
*throws chicken and fries at KoKo*
Haha :P :suffer:
*catches chicken and fries and throws them back to Edgar* :suffer:
*Slingshots many messy jelly donuts at Racx to avenge the poor coconut that he hurt.*
*Splashes soup on Edgarnick.*
*Drops mashed potatoes off a cliff above on Warlock, while dunking Koko in a pool of gravy.*
*jumps out of the gravy*
*picks up container and dumps it over Farquar*
*mashes ice cream in Farquhar's hair*
*runs over to the mac n' cheese maker, and get a bowl of mac n' cheese*
*throws the mac n' cheese at Cat*
*picks up brocolli and throws it at Nick*
Is somebody thirsty? :idea:
* pour milions gallons of goatmilk in the valley where everybody is. *
Hmmm...for some weird reason, I thought we were still in the building...
*swims through the goatmilk to get to dry land*
*gets back to land and throws cherry pie at gilgamesh*
*throw lemon meringue pie at Gilgamesh*
*flings vegemite at people, watches their skin burn* :suffer:
* open mounth far and wide and eats the pies whole *
tasty those pies, here have some cheese
* shoots a cheese to edgarnick and racx *
*jumps up and eats cheese* :D
*runs in wearing war regalia* Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi! *sprays soy milk indiscriminately*
...Ooo! Cheese! SHARE IMMEDIATELY!
*tosses soy cheese :-X at Moodyblues* :P
shoots lemonade at yonky whit a watergun :suffer:
*throws chocolate cake at icarus' face*
*Kick's an orange at Edgarnick, while sloshing coffee all over Yonkey*
*throws burn cream all over Neil* :P
* Throws chocolate icecream to Koko *
I've got chocolate icecream! ;D
*sprays whip cream all over Gilgamesh's face* ;P
*starts throwing timtams at Cat* XD
*shuves ice cream in Gilgamesh's face and two donuts at Yonkey and Racx :suffer:*
*eats TimTams*
*grabs chocolate syrup and starts squirting everyone with it*
You people are creepy. :P *uses magical fuzzle powers to make it rain chocolate milk* BWAHAHA! :suffer: :P
*drowns in Rosella's chocolate milk because she was swooning out of happiness that her dream of chocolate rain finally came true* *starts throwing frozen granny smith apples at everyone she sees before drowning*
uses plastic spoons to catapult small black olives at Yonkey, Deloria, and Rosella
steals Rosella's magical fuzzle powers and makes it slow motion/no gravity
backflips 30+ times in slomo while barraging everyone with peas carrots and *gasp* brussel sprouts
That's evil, I like it.
* fires a mega extremely large marrige pie at awesomeasapossum *
have some pie awesomeasapossum
MY MAGICAL FUZZLE POWERS! *turns gravity back on and watches AAAP fall into the chocolate milk lake in slow motion :P*
/me makes time go normal again and throws turkey slices at people's faces
trows strawberies at rosella and gilgamesh
*throws pasta at rosella, icarus and gilgamesh :P * We need motazarella on this pasta :P
* throws peas at edgarnick *
You need to eat more greens
*grabs a custard pie from, er, somewhere* At last! The ultimate weapon! :suffer::devil: :suffer:
*accidentally eats it*
Narrator: That was the best custard pie Moody ever had.
Aw, !@$!
Quote from: icarus on November 04, 2005, 10:03:41 AM
shoots lemonade at yonky whit a watergun :suffer:
/me squeezes ketchup at icarus for mispelling his name. :suffer:
XD
*sits back and eats random foods* ;D
*steals food from Jafar and throws it at him*
You're no fun. :P
*eats the food as it's being thrown at him*
Just because I'm hungry... ::)
*throws marshmallows at Jafar*
You won't be eating them :P
Curses! My one weakness! :o
*grabs a slingshot and shoots a big, chewed up, gumball at Jason*
*dodges the gumball*
*sees it land in someones hair* XD
HAHHAHAHAHA! XD
Sorry 'bout that, Kelsey. :P
I knew it would end up in Kelsey's hair :P
*runs away*
*gets some more marshmallows to throw at attackers* :P
Lets team up! :D
It takes two to mango, and I have plenty mango launchers. :P
Ok, sounds fun XD
*gets heaps of mangos* XD
*squashes racx's mangos with a cand hammer?
*forcefeeds random bystanders tofu asparagus mustard puffs ( :dead: :X)
* throws bystanders in lake of choco milk
* sucks up some choco milk AKA cocoa moo and sprays it in peoples faces!!! ;D
Quote from: edgarnick on November 04, 2005, 02:37:51 PM
*throws pasta at rosella, icarus and gilgamesh :P * We need motazarella on this pasta :P
*Dances around sprinkling Rosella, Icarus, Gilgamesh and Edgarnick with grated mozzarella.*
Here you go!
* mixes strawberries, blueberries and many other berries in the blender and shoots it at Zelly * :X
*grabs a slingshot and fires jelly beans at awesomeasapossum* XD
*tackles Jason in a big vat of spaghetti sauce*
You know...we're ALL going to need a bath after this :S
*opens the floodgate switch, washing everyone away in oatmeal*
* put genarator in action and pumps all the oatmeal back to Jafar *
Now this is what we dutch people do when the water gets to high
*throws basil at pasta-ed people*
Why not? :P
*throws hot dogs at Gilgamesh*
* chucks marshmallows on ice cream at Jason's head*
*Shoots vomit flavored Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans into everyone’s mouths out of a straw.* :X
*duels Edgarnick with breadsticks over the lav- er, spagetti sauce*
*eats a slice of Meat Lover's pizza then throws the rest on Farquhar* ;D
* eats the hot dogs *
*casts spell to let it rain chilly peppers *
throws pepernoten (looks like very tiny cookies) at everyone
*throws soggy quiche at Jafar, Cat, and Jason*
Hey! I paid 2 cents for this shirt!
*starts rolling pizzas of doom at Kelsey*
*Pushes Kelsey into a large salad bowl*
*throws handful of pepper at Nick*
*squirts lemon juice into everyones eyes* :P
Ow! Me eyes is full of acid!
*shoots Racx with a mashed potato gun*
hits racx whit a cucumber til it's broken in tiny pieces
*Uses food from McDonalds*
*squirts milkshake at Kelsey*
*throws mcnuggets at Jason*
*Jabs icarus with fries*
*squirts coca-cola at moody blues*
AHH! THE UNHEALTHYNESS! It BURNS! :dead:
Wait, I didn't get hit?
........Oh. Silly me. XD
*Builds catapult out of an ice cream scoop and fires off peanut butter cup ice cream at anything that moves.*
Mint Chocolate Chip Cannon, FIRE!
*BLAM!*
Coca-Cola? IT'S NOT DIET! UNACCEPTABLE!11
MOODYBLUES is ANGRY!
MOODYBLUES uses RAMEN CANNON!
It's super effective!
*tries to get hit by Zelly's ice-cream gun* ;D
Let's make it stiky
* fires syrup in the sky to make it rain syrup on everybody except himself *
Throws liquorice in gilgamesh hair (i just chewed on those candies).
*Launches a volley of caramel-covered worm-infested apples at Jafar with a trebuchet.*
* bombards the whole place whit sugered appels (more sugar than apple) *
You'll all go soon to the dentist (me). :devil:
You've got to be kidding me!
*Hurls hot Vietnamese noodle soup over everyone* :P
*grabs a submarine sandwich and points it at Jason*
It's over, Jason! I have the high cholestorol foods! :P
*Switches Jafar's high-cholestorol sub sandwich with a super duper low-calorie/cholesterol Subway sandwhich!
*fills nike shox (color red) with whipped eggs and bleu cheese dressing!
*catapults shox into the air hoping they hit other forum members
Quote from: Lollotte on November 06, 2005, 03:22:01 PM
You've got to be kidding me!
*Hurls hot Vietnamese noodle soup over everyone* :P
Authentic Asian food shall not prevail! *douses Lollotte in lukewarm shrimp ramen*
RAGING TOMATO JUICE!
*throws a can of tomato juice in the air, which explodes and rains on everyone*
*gets drenched by tomato juice* Aaarugh! I look like Carrie now! *uses telekinetic powers to create a flood of ramen*
*escapes the flood by hiding in the freezer* :P
*freezer floats away in the flood*
*climbs on top of the freezer and floats away....* :P
*jumps up onto freezer and "accidentally" spills spaghetti and meatballs down edgarnick's shirt ::)
*throws birthday cake at everyone who wished her a happy birthday* XD
Looks like you found a use for those 50 thousand cakes. XD
steals cookies from Rosella ant trows them arond like a discus disk
Let's use the full inventory.
* opens clothing takes out say-coockies and starts throwing them at everybody *
Ha, I've got almost an unlimmeted supply of them. ;D
You must have adventure game pockets. :)
*shoots Gilgamesh with a modified Duck Hunt gun that fires rice noodles*
*Watches Moodyblues miss 3 times, Gilgamesh escape, and starts giggling like that dog* XD
*shoots Jafar/Dog in frustration* >:( :P
*hides in the bushes*
*sets bush on fire*
Ugh! Too violent!
*dumps extra-hot sauce on bush*
AHHH! It BURNS! Mommy!
* looks from a distance to see jafar running around *
He jafar I've got something to drink for you.
* Throws realy cold soda (frozen in carbonite) *
shoots beans whit my catapult
*pours all the alfredo sauce she picked up today into a bowl and hurls it at Jesse*
My say-coockies are the best and my drinks are as cold as ice (even colder) but now I've got a greater idea.
* builds verry small cannons out of sugar, fills them whit cream and throws at everybody * :P
*Flies over everyone in a biplane, and dumps a mass quantity of oatmeal, before flying lower and launching blackberry pies at the faces of the moderators.*
*Wonders if that last bit was really a good idea...* :P
luckily i can fly
flies to the top of the klif of logic and spreads all mint leaves
*rents out a airship and throws chewed gum out of window :suffer:*
Quote from: icarus on November 08, 2005, 01:19:24 PM
luckily i can fly
flies to the top of the klif of logic and spreads all mint leaves
Oh no! *becomes inebriated* You're shhuuhuhurh gorna pay fer that! *hic*
*tries shooting Icarus with Ramen Cannon, but misses*
Quote from: edgarnick on November 08, 2005, 02:12:32 PM
*rents out a airship and throws chewed gum out of window :suffer:*
well they taste good. ;)
* blows very large bubbles and let them flood towards everybody *
that'll becom a sticky situation. :suffer:
*dodges bubbles and then takes out sliced deli meat and throws it (like shurkins(sp?)) at people.
(shurkins(sp? are the REAL name for "Ninja Stars")
*makes brussle sprouts be the floor... :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Quote from: Moodyblues on November 08, 2005, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: icarus on November 08, 2005, 01:19:24 PM
luckily i can fly
flies to the top of the klif of logic and spreads all mint leaves
Oh no! *becomes inebriated* You're shhuuhuhurh gorna pay fer that! *hic*
*tries shooting Icarus with Ramen Cannon, but misses*
O no you just hit say.
trows some snails at Moodyblues :suffer:
Who eats snails? ::)
* has mounth full of snails *
I eat them!! There made out of winegum.
Here have some ricecoockies!
* Throws ricecoockies at Jafar *
i believe it comes from france eating snais
throws gingerbread at Jafer, Racx and Gilgamesh
Yum! Pie! *Throws berry pie at Rosella* I should've eaten that... :P
*Takes a few cans of whipping cream and shakes till they are near explosion before tossing them into the center of the room*
Yay! Whipped grenades!
*in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOO! *is covered in whipped cream* It... it's not fat free... or organic... *falls over and gasps with rasping breath*
* throws bananas at everybody *
One questing: where does al this food comming from? ???
The 'fridge and the cabinet, duh. ::)
*eats banannas and uses the peels as mines*
*Runs across minefield and gets bannanna-peeled up.
"broccoli on you jafar!!"
*fills up hollow unicorn with pea soup and toffee and rolls it in front of jafar... :sneaky:
*presses button and unicorn explodes unleashing a sticky (and nutritous) liquid everywhere
Hmmm... *drinks nutritious liquid, glows red* LOL, N00BS!!!11 I IZ INVINCIBLES!!!!!!!111!1 *throws pomegranates at everyone*
fishinggear ready aim and fire!!
* throws 186.029.558.658 fish towards everybodty *
*starts deflecting fish everywhere with his Breadsaber* :suffer:
* Edgarnick and awesomeanpssome float away on the freezer* ....err... guys little help? :P
uses bubblegum to blow bubbles at everyone
Quote from: icarus on November 11, 2005, 11:25:47 AM
uses bubblegum to blow bubbles at everyone
I've made bigger bubbles
Uses fan to blow the bubbles fast towards everybody
*throws spaghetti at everyone* Fwah! :P
Uses the spaghetti rosella trows to swing to another mountain top. He i see beries here.
Trows beries down the mountain
*places mayonnaise covered lettuce all over the floor*
*throws chicken at Icarus*
*Catapults a giant balloon full of chocolate milk at Racx.*
*starts rolling cheese at Farquhar* :D
*swims back*
*Throws liquirice and some type of sticky substance at everyone :P*
* throws chocolate barrs at everybody *
There evil I'll tell you they're made out of goatmilk. :suffer:
How 'bout some SOUL FOOD? *throws C. S. Lewis and mustard greens at everyone*
C. S. Lewis: I say, is that really necessary?
*wipes off mustard, and puts maple syrup in Moodyblue's hair*
*rubs the maple syrup into her hair* I smell like a pancake. Guys can't resist that!
*pelts Edgarnick with cherry cordial Hershey Kisses*
Actually, guys can't resist french toast and waffles. ;P
*spices things up (get it? XD) with a MAYONNAISE ATTACK!*
*Melts cheese and shoots it back at Jafar out of a fire hose.*
*Dumps a sack of flour in front of a large fan aimed at Moodyblues.*
Hey, she DOES look like a pancake now! ;D HAHAHAHAHAH- *SPLAT*
Curses! My silverware can't repel food power of that magnitude!
Oh no. Flour. Someone saaaaave me. *unplugs the fan* Powned! :suffer:
*deflects mayonnaise using a force field a la Violet Parr*
*drops eggs on people from above* :suffer:
He look a Jafar bird.
Shoots the bird down whit his bow and arrow and coocks him.
throws the Jafar bird at the first one he sees.
He'll survive that attack. :P
throws junkfood at everybody (whit a lot of fat)
Ha ha, eat as much as you what!
You can't catch me! *flies around with a heavily modified banana\helicopter*
*throws marshmallows that resemble, Kirby ::cough cough Jafar:: and throws 30 different flavoured jelly beans at Jafar.*
Takes out beef stew and loads it in bazooka. Shoots at edgarnick, jafar, gilgamesh, icarus, moodyblues, and Farquhar.
*throws catfood off a roof onto people's heads*
* uses gun to shoot jumpingbeans into everybody's mounth *
Keep jumping you all. ;D
Beef stew: It's the best thing ever!
*Throws homework all over the place* It's edible! :P
Only by cats ::) (My cat ate my homework, honest! :P)
Quote from: Lollotte on November 14, 2005, 11:28:06 AM
*Throws homework all over the place* It's edible! :P
I don't believe you. :P
*Launches a rocket-propelled (But not kamikaze) watermelon at Lollotte*
*eats homework* Mmm, not bad! I prefer college-ruled, though.
Launches a pumpkin grenade at the group
:o Fire in the hole! *dodges what her momma gave her* You'll pay for that! *shoots strained carrots from fingers*
*squirts strawberry syrup at everyone she sees throwing stuff* XD
*tackles Rosella into the strawberry syrup she was squirting*
*opens the floodgates to release the chocolate syrup, then sleds downhill with a large graham cracker* ;D
* takes surfboard and starts surfing on WWW while throwing whit melons * :P
Builds a rocket-launcher out of a toaster and starts pelting random people with poptarts.
Quote from: Lollotte on November 14, 2005, 11:28:06 AM
*Throws homework all over the place* It's edible! :P
My little brother ate my homework back when I was in middle school. He also ate part of one of my text books.
--- We will now return to our regularly scheduled programming ---
Wow! :D That kid must have had a resiliant stomach.
*swims merrily through the chocolate syrup flood*
[You are getting tired, Moody.]
*gets swallowed by a chocolate whale* Crap! Now how am I going to get out of here?
*gives syrup whale a whole load of other people to get Moodyblues back* :P
*throws mints at Gilgamesh*
*throws ice cubes at Zelly*
trows again pepernoten at everyone
Quote from: edgarnick on November 16, 2005, 09:20:14 AM
*gives syrup whale a whole load of other people to get Moodyblues back* :P
*throws mints at Gilgamesh*
*throws ice cubes at Zelly*
Finaly something to help my bad breath.
* Throws 26.574.574.575 saycoockies at the syrup whale so everybody could escape * :angel:
Having a foodfight alone is't fun.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de de de. there they are standing in a row...
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
*dodges tomatoes* XD
Thanks, Gilgamesh! ;D I am eternally in your debt! *throws pineapples at Gilgamesh*
Chocolate Whale: :( Come back, you guys!
*throws ice cream at the whale* There's no reason it should be left out. :P
throws warm ice for cold days
* say coockie supply empty *
darn just as it became funny.
* spays applejuice at everybody *
*mourns for the whale*
ok, who deep fried the whale?
Jafar... :P
*Sings a B flat and milk falls from the ceiling* :angel:
I didn't do it!
* fires banana-cluster-bomb *
Don't fall over the bananas!! ;D
*falls over the bananas* I never was very good at following directions. *fires lukewarm coffee gun at Gilgamesh*
(Aside) Gosh, I hope nobody finds out where I get all these food-shooting guns.
Well, it's about time to close up shop.
*puts all the food-shooting weapons away* :P
Jafar...Since you killed the whale...you should eat it :P no jk just throw it at gilgamesh :angel:
smears peanut butter on everyone :suffer:
*Provides bread for those wanting peanut butter and banana sandwiches*
Uses reflex saving throw to evade the whale
(17 + 6dex + 1luck + enough for being so good/evil= more that enough) ::)
* Throws sugar lumps at edgarnick and Jafar. *
*catches bread, eats it plain* :P
*Takes a lot of Graham crackers and builds a raft* See, I'm safe. You can't get me! Oof. *Falls off raft because a stray watermelon hit her*
*Blinds Jafar by covering his eyes in vegemite* :P
*covers Gilgamesh in honey and then throws flour all over him* :suffer:
*swaps Moodyblues' bread with a frozen slice of bread* :P
* throws chickens to racx *
Here comes another brain for you!
(racx needs another brain/chicken) :P
throws a bantha in the forum
fresh meat :suffer:
But banthas are herbivores...
*throws potted plant at bantha* XD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT VEGEMITE! ANYTHNG but VEGEMITE! :o
We'll meet again, Jason! HAHAHAHAHA- *runs into a large block of cream cheese*
I feel asthough I went too far :-\
Oh well :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 20, 2005, 07:50:30 AM
I feel asthough I went too far :-\
Awww... :( *pours pancake batter on Jason*
XD
Mmmm tasty XD
*licks all the pancake batter off of himself*
*pours maple syrup all over Neil* XD
Ah, you're just trying to butter him up. ::)
:o OMG you're right!
*pours melted butter on Jafar's head* XD
Thats it! *throws a giant waffle at Yonkey*
You're (french) toast! XD
*throws bad pizza from the skate party at people* XD
* opens lemonade-gate to flush the place clean * :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2005, 06:57:54 AM
* throws chickens to racx *
Here comes another brain for you!
(racx needs another brain/chicken) :P
A friend of mine has an Indian Father, he loves chicken hearts. *Grabs chicken hearts and throws them at random people.*
He wait that is not a chicken heart it's mine.
sprays the forum (and so everyone whit chocolate strands
* Throws onions over the whole place *
No vampire will get us now, but it wil smell bad. :P
Ack! They're like stink bombs! :X
Must...reach...peppermint air freshener...
got some mint leaves here jafar. Here on the top of the clifs of logic.
Hold up, If you're at the cliffs of Logic and you're right next to me when im in this..ermm where ever we are in this forum...Where the heck am I? :P
You're in the swamp!! ::)
* Throws crops of salad to edgarnick *
I wonder if I can kill this thread with what I said last time :P
*Picks up rotten tomato*
*Throws rotten tomato at stick in the mud* :P
Quote from: racx_00 on November 23, 2005, 12:01:48 AM
I wonder if I can kill this thread with what I said last time :P
Nope :P
*Dumps an extra large bucket of buttered popcorn on Racx's head.*
Quote from: Farquhar on November 23, 2005, 03:47:16 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on November 23, 2005, 12:01:48 AM
I wonder if I can kill this thread with what I said last time :P
Nope :P
Well I tried my best :P
*Eats popcorn*
*Starts throwing smelly week old fish at people* XD
* shoots carrots to everybody *
Let the rabbits come! :P
This old fish looks minging, and I hate carrots.
Give me some of that Popcorn :P *throws old, rank fish back at Racx*
Icky fish XD
*throws Doritos at edgarnick* :P
*Hides from icky smelly fish.*
*Throws jujubees at Farquhar for stealing MY popcorn!*
*Rains candy sprinkles down on everybody*
Yay! Raining tooth rotting goodness! :)
*shuves kit kats into Racx's face*
*Jabs Zelly with lolly pops*
YAY! Kit kats :D
*eats kit kats*
*covers the remaining popcorn in hot english mustard* :P
*squirts jelly donut at Rosella* XD
:o Meanieh! :P
*throws Goldfish at Jason and Yonkey* Bwahaha! :suffer: :P
*Pets the pretty goldfish*
*Throws M&Ms at Kelsey's feet and waits for her to slip* :P
* slips over the M&Ms *
who put that there!! :furious:
Throws melon at racx
trows panecaces at gilgamash like it where disks
*ties Gilgemesh and Icarus in Fruit-by-the-foot* :P
*uses Twizzlers to trip Kelsey into the convenient pool of chocolate syrup* :suffer:
:o
*throws plate of spaghetti & meatballs at Jafar* XD
*dodges and throws Gogurt (The grab and go yogurt) at Yonkey*
*throws the chocolate-covered Twizzlers back at Jafar* :P
*drinks the Gogurt and throws 100% plain yoghurt at Jafar :X* ;P
*blocks with strawberry pudding!* ;D
*pelts everyone with generic brand pretzels* XD
Ack! Generic pretzels!
*grabs a REAL pretzel, and throws it at someone*
Yack pretzels
*jabs Kelsey with noodles*
I found new ammo great!! ;D
* throws frozen yoghurt at Icarus *
*hurls turkey and mashed potatoes* YAY for Thanksgiving! ;D
Quote from: Lollotte on November 25, 2005, 06:38:25 PM
*hurls turkey and mashed potatoes* YAY for Thanksgiving! ;D
Don't forget the pumpkin pie!
*Uses the pie for frisbies*
Hmmmmm.... maybe I should've taken them out of their tins first..... :P
fresh made orange juice rain :suffer:
Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain...
[spoiler]...Frogs!![/spoiler]
mod.
[spoiler]Yes, you can eat frogs raw look at the stork (bird)[/spoiler]
Can you eat frogs? Raw?
*Rains Motorola Pink V3s* :P
I've had frog--cooked. It was actually pretty good. In the Triplettes of Belleville, the triplets eat frogs in all different ways...anyways...
*throws yummy smoked salmon hor de'ouvres* ;D
* Throws squids towards everybodies face *
Turn them black my squids :suffer:
*throws octopus at Gilgamesh* ;D
don't trow whit living stuf or else....
octopus graps Yonkey and gilgamesh and smashes their heads against each other.
:suffer:
that octopus has hurt my head!!
[spoiler]He will get it now!! :evil:[/spoiler]
* Throws red apples at the octopus *
fall asleep by one bide of an apple you meany!! :P
*Throws snails at everyone* :P
Eat up!! XD
your to slow trows grasshoppers at racx
* throws ducks at everybody *
Let's hunt the all!! :P
Dang, I left my Nintendo gun at home. :'(
*gives the ducks sweet potato pies* Fly, my pretties! Fly! *ducks dive bomb Gilgamesh and Racx_00 with mushy orange goodness*
There's nothing worse then a moldy, store-bought sweet potato pie. :P
*throws pizza dough in Icarus' eyes and drops a bananna peel for him to slip on*
*sprays chai tea out of a hose* Whoo hoo! ;D
* sprays tomatoketchup in the crowd * :P
*Dumps a bucket of fried chicken on Gilgamesh.* :P
*tosses salad.* WRATH. :P
*uses a spaghetti sling to throw a meatball at Moodyblues* XD
Quote from: Farquhar on November 29, 2005, 08:25:17 AM
*Dumps a bucket of fried chicken on Gilgamesh.* :P
Hot Hot Hot
* jump in a bucket of ice *
Hé cubes
* throws icecubes at everybody who's nearby *
*jumps in all the ice cubes* XD
*throws ice cream at everybody*
*slings mayonaise globs* XD
*catches meatball, eats it* Not bad! *dies*
buries moodyblues under pudding
*Aims at santa hats with pumpkin pie* :P
*sprays whipped cream everywhere*
Turkey jerky all around! ;D
*throws everything thats been thrown on poor edgarnick*
It has layers :P
* sprays mindcontrolling goatmilk towards the crowd *
You'll obey someone :P
*thwacks people with baguettes* XD
nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! not baguettes
spays rosella whit soco (mixture of alcoholic drink whit cola)
Ack! The alcohol! *melts*
I'll help you!
*puts Kelsey in the freezer* ::)
*runs towards Lollotte*
Extra cheese pizza with sausage and pepperoni, but no mushrooms and black olives, and a really thick crust, of FURY! *POW*
Whaddaya mean I missed? :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 30, 2005, 04:20:29 PM
I'll help you!
*puts Kelsey in the freezer* ::)
*runs towards Lollotte*
Shopping...... O.O
I'm sorry, the mall is closed for national Jafar day. :P
Wait, isn't that Sunday? :P
No, thats Jafar Appreciation Day. :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 30, 2005, 04:20:29 PM
I'll help you!
*puts Kelsey in the freezer* ::)
*runs towards Lollotte*
Extra cheese pizza with sausage and pepperoni, but no mushrooms and black olives, and a really thick crust, of FURY! *POW*
Whaddaya mean I missed? :P
*Holds pizza aloft with magical powers* Mmmm...this pizza is good. Oh, by the way, why did you want to hit ME?
*unleashes Wrath which dumps a pot of turkey soup of Jafar* :angel:
Well...umm...I heard that some people like greens with pizza, and ACK! It Burns! :o
*tosses peppermint milkshakes at Jafar*
That should help. ;)
Thanks, Z-dudette. You're a lifesaver. :P
Lifesavers, I've got those too!
*Pulls out a sling-shot and sends lifesavers rocketing around the 'room'.*
maybe I should have used the gummy ones... :P
*jumps off a uber super ultra mega hyper high diving board (Made of a stick of gum :P ) into a pool of apple juice, causing a TIDAL WAVE!* XD
*uses brocolli sprout as umbrella to guard from tidal wave
*uses waterlogged brocolli to hit people in faces!
*orders a pizza 40 cubits by 40 cubits by 200 cubits to be dropped on Jafar.
*flings spaghetti randomly* ;D
Here comes the paste sauce for over the spaghetti!!
* slings paste sauce towards everybody hit by the spaghetti *
Dinnertime!! :)
*eats*
Anyone up for focaccia? *Throws pizza focaccia over the crowd* ;D
* Takes melted Kelsey out of the freezer and throws her at Lollotte*
If she breaks, glue her together :P
* Throws (again) stick in the mud and rotten tomato on the pizza *
Don't forget what makes a pizza a pizza Lollotte!! :)
Quote from: edgarnick on December 02, 2005, 12:37:12 PM
* Takes melted Kelsey out of the freezer and throws her at Lollotte*
If she breaks, glue her together :P
:'(:'(:'(:'(
*throws garlic butter on the focaccia* Mmmmmm XD
*eats focaccia* I don't know what this is! *keeps eating it*
Well, even if you don't know what it is, you know it's covered in garlic butter, so it has to be good. :P (It's a bread XD)
* puts melted Kelsey in a cup and back into the freezer*
Later I will defrost her :evil:
* Let it rain cows whit a golden circle aboce their heads*
Holy cows! XD
Quote from: edgarnick on December 03, 2005, 06:36:01 AM
* puts melted Kelsey in a cup and back into the freezer*
Later I will defrost her :evil:
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
When did Kelsey become food? ???
*tosses a pork chop at Edgarnick* XD
Quote from: Yonkey on December 03, 2005, 08:17:42 AM
When did Kelsey become food? ???
Well she isn't...yet, I was planning on pouring her into Jafar's glass of water :P
That's mean! *defrosts Kelsey*
How would she fit into the cup?
Quote from: edgarnick on December 03, 2005, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: Yonkey on December 03, 2005, 08:17:42 AM
When did Kelsey become food? ???
Well she isn't...yet, I was planning on pouring her into Jafar's glass of water :P
Eww! Thats freakish!
*Pelts Edgarnick with Cadbury Chocolate eggs.*
Quote from: Jafar on December 03, 2005, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: edgarnick on December 03, 2005, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: Yonkey on December 03, 2005, 08:17:42 AM
When did Kelsey become food? ???
Well she isn't...yet, I was planning on pouring her into Jafar's glass of water :P
Eww! Thats freakish!
You liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful! XD
*Uses slingshot to pelt everyone with olives* :P
You people are mean to me. :P *throws mini-bagels at Nick and Farquhar*
*ties Jason up with a giant Cinnamon Swirl* XD
*puts grapes in a shotgun and fires at everyone*
(get it? grape-shot? ::))
...............Uh......no. :P
Me neither... :-\
*pours Kraft Dinner on Jafar* XD
Hey! *stabs Yonkey with a BBQ banana(No BBQ sauce)* :P
FRIED BANANAS! ;D
*throws rotten tomatoes at everyone* Can't go wrong with the classics. :)
* Throws chickenleggs at everyone *
Eat this and that and even more of it
(and become a fat person) :P
Quote from: Moodyblues on December 05, 2005, 10:07:39 PM
*throws rotten tomatoes at everyone* Can't go wrong with the classics. :)
Ah, but the TRUE classic is, the classical pie. *throws one at Moodyblues*
*Laugh track plays* XD
*licks the pie off her face a la Scooby Doo * Mmm! Not bad!
*grabs a huge powdered donut* MAKEUP! *smacks Jafar with it*
*runs in doors and throws french fries at everyone*
*plans a ketchup bomb in the middle of the building and runs away*
*Strong Bad voice* Hey man, are ketchup bombs real? :S
yes, they are. *pushes trigger for ketchup bomb and everyone is covered in ketchup*
*tosses onion rings at PacMan* XD
*throws macaroni cassarole at Neil* XD
*grabs italian bread and uses it as a sword to hit yonkey over the head*
*plants another ketchup bomb*
Ha ha! I defused that one! :P Now, it's pay back time! *fires the mustard cannon at Michael* ;D
*flings "figgy pudding" at Rosella* ;P
*stands oblivious in the center of the fight and pops open a bottle of Martinellis* ;D
*drops a large quantity of sliced turkey on Jafar*
*flings latkes at everybody* 'Tis the season! :)
*gets christmas cookies and throws them like ninja stars and pins everyone against the wall*
*watches the cookies crumble upon impact with the wall* ::)
* shakes bottles of beer and sprays it over everyone *
:stop:
You are under arrest for "serving" alchoholic beverages to underage citizens, and suspected drunk fighting.
*handcuffs Gilgamesh with bagels and takes him away* :P
I don't believe in ketchup :P
*plants tomato sauce bomb* XD
*helps Gilgamesh outta the bagel handcuffs* :P
*spreads creamcheese on Gilgamsh's handcuffs* XD
*sprays Jafar with whipped cream* ;D
* eats handcuffs whit creamcheese * :P
I'm free and that beer was alcholfree beer!
(Childrenbeer)
I needed some iron to get stronger! :suffer:
* Spits kernels to Jafar *
glues gilgamesh to the ground by using apple spread
I'M SO HUNGRY! *eats an entire berry pie* ;D
No eating stuff! Only throwing it! :P *throws a berry pie at Lollotte* XD
*throws speghetti into Rosella's face* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! * Starts running in countless circles* :P
* plant piebombs and let them explode in the crowd.
*tosses piebomb at Gilgamesh before it explodes* XD
*runs on top of a giant, round blob of dough, rolling over everyone in the way* XD
*kicks watermelon at edgarnick*
*explodes ketchup bombs conviniently scattered around the arena*
*snipes jafar with a peashooter*
Quote from: Jafar on December 07, 2005, 04:24:52 PM
*runs on top of a giant, round blob of dough, rolling over everyone in the way* XD
D'oh! XD
My lungs are filling up with dough. Maybe I should stop trying to breathe.
*does the heimlich maneuver on moodyblues*
*coughs out dough* Thanks, Pacman! You saved my life!
...
You'll live to regret it. :devil: *sneaks away, cackling*
*throws a pie at moodyblues*
*blows more ketchup bombs*
*traps moody in a frenchfry cage*
:'(
Hey, a french toast key! *eats it* XD
*explodes more ketchup bombs*
*eats a doughnut*
*Throws cherries from Pacman at people* ;P
*grabs them for bonus points, then throws blue ghosts at Michael* XD
*eats blue ghosts and eats jafar*
*dodges and eats Michael* :P
how can you dodge someone eating you?
"grows pointy teeth and eats THROUGH jafar*
Well, Pac-man moves in a straight line, so I just moved to the side. :P
Quote"grows pointy teeth and eats THROUGH jafar*
Fool! My stomach is a pocket dimension! The only escape is to be spat out! :P
pacman can turn.
(this may sound disgusting, but)*shakes up jafar's stomach liquids and gases, forcing him to burp me out*
*traps jafar in an uneatable and unbreakable frenchfrycage with no keyhole*
Hah! Foolish Pizza with a slice missing! There's nothing a living marshmallow can't eat! *vaccums the french fries into his mouth* XD
*eats lots of power pellets*
*creates an anti-living marshmellow field*
Foolish mortals! The limbless one will decide the fate of this video game duel! *throws popcorn balls from her fists like Rayman at Pacman and Jafar*
...Hey, how'd I get out of that cage?
* Throws red apples at Pacman *
Snow White liked these apples. ::)
you're still in the cage. you're just imagining it.
*rains pecan-related terror on gilamesh and moodyblues*
Now that is where you're wrong! :sneaky:
I can used the power of my mind to get out of the cage, :bomb:whahahahaha.
Copycat can stop me in here! whahahaha! :evil:
* Throws cherrypie at pacman *
you were never in a cage. *eats cherry pie, gets 150 points, and eats gilgamesh*
shows pacman a candy whit a shape of a ghost
*throws calzones*
You haven't eaten me but a sugar gilgamesh bomb!!
* Pushes on the button to make it explode *
The dentist will be here soon. ;D
Oh ho no, Mr. Pacman; French fries are no match for popcorn balls. :suffer:
*catches calzone, takes a bite out of it, and flings it at Lollotte* Let's see if you can handle a calzone boomerang!
Wait, don't boomerangs.. *watches calzone hit MoodyBlues*
Oops. :P
*wipes spaghetti sauce off of face* Curse you, physics! I will wreck my revenge upon thee! *shakes fist*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2005, 12:00:39 PM
You haven't eaten me but a sugar gilgamesh bomb!!
* Pushes on the button to make it explode *
The dentist will be here soon. ;D
pacman doesn't have teeth, and thus, doesn't need a dentist.
*shoots french fry missiles out of his gun* you want ketchup? *explodes more ketchup bombs*
I bring out...THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!
*throws McDonalds food everywhere*
the secondary ultimate weapon.
*throws burger king food everywhere*
*ducks* Ha! Missed m- *gets hit by a fry* NOOOOOO!! I'm MELTING!!!!! *melts into a pile of grease*
NOOOOOOOO!!!
Game Over......
Do you want to try again?
*unplugs the game system* :suffer: She's lost forever in the Land of the Digital Dead!
It says here that any simalarities to any real princesses, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. :P
pours applesjuice over Jafar.
Food fight! no chatting place is this thread. ::)
Back from the abyss! :o. I never thought I'd see this one again!
*shrugs*
*throws mashed potato*
*hides*
*welcomes Jael back with a mashed TOMATO* ;D
*welcomes jael back with a pie to the face and cookies, even though i never met him in the first place*
psst... Jael's a her. :P
*throws Eggo waffle at Pacman* XD
him is a general term, so says the grammar police.
*shoots syrup and butter at waffle in midair and catches it in his mouth*
Here more fruit for pacman (bonuspoints)
* Throws apples, cherries, bannanas and all other fruit at pacman *
*eats all fruit and geta billion bonus points*
*unplugs the arcade machine so the high score is never recorded* :suffer:
wrong arcade machine.
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 10, 2005, 09:16:53 AM
him is a general term, so says the grammar police.
It's a general term when talking about a group (Ex: Everyone has to do his part). When it's just one person (like a girl,) you kinda have to say her. :P
Looks like the grammar police was misquoted. XD
sorry. *gets a ticket*
gives pacman a ticit made of cocolat from the grammer police
(they can't give me anymore ticest becouse that would be so many)
I don't give tickets. :P *arrests Michael*
that doesn't look like a food fight rosella
trows a cake in jafar's face
Grammar is more important that fighting!! :P
Maybe but grammer has alwais been my weakest spot.
and some peaple like alternetive ways to learn things. Maybe by eating you will learn something
traws pie in rosella's face
*summons AKBAR, the god of chicken noodle soup*
Go forth, great god of chicken soup,
And crush those enemies of mine!
*Akbar brings forth a flood of chicken broth, noodles, chicken, peas, and carrots*
Admiral Ackbar?
IT'S A TRAP!!! :o
*builds a raft of saltine crackers*
Huh? Who are you talking about?
*floats away*
Wait, never mind; he's a Star Wars character, right?
Uh, nobody...
(Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnatude!)
* Drops pudding on moodyblues and her raft*
Psst...Her ;P
psst. she's right.
umm, am i still arrested?
*makes popcorn balls and attempts to throw them, but can't because he is handcuffed*
Who said anything about handcuffs? :P
it was implied?
*pudding causes a leak in the raft* No! No! No! *at top of lungs* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*sinks to her doom* Garblegarblebubble...
*uses mind power to break handcuffs* that takes care of that.
umm, am i still arrested?
No. :P
yay!
*makes popcorn balls and pegs almoast everyone*
* Throws rope to moodybluese *
No drowning please! :angel:
(rope made out of liquorico)
*helps pull moodyblues back on land*
*ties gilgamesh with licorice rope*
*pokes gilgamesh with french fries*
*explodes more ketchup bombs*
* eats the rope *
* creates some chocolate ghosts to catch pacman *
You can't eat these ghosts pacman!! :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 11, 2005, 09:57:59 AM
* eats the rope *
* creates some chocolate ghosts to catch pacman *
You can't eat these ghosts pacman!! :P
*eats ghosts anyways*
*Throws bottles of vodka at everyone*
*Pushes Gilgamesh into a vat of chicken fat and falls in as well* XD
*drinks vodka*
*sings a drinking song*
You gave alcoholic drinks to children below 16 Racx!! :stop:
Or wat it just water in those bottles?
* gets 400 pound heavier out of the chickenfat *
Time for some exercise
* Starts training to lose all the fat *
alright everyone!! pushups!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, faster people!
* goes faster and faster and so fast that he doesn't know how fast it is! * :o
now for jumping jacks!! 2 billion, START!!
nothing, i got carried away. :-[
* Brings Pacman to the hospital on a candy stretcher * ::)
(I'll get him even further)
*backflips off stretcher and thwacks gilgamesh with a candycane*
;D you know me well enough! XD
Feeds pacman whit more and more fruit!
When does he explodes from eating too much food? ???
i eat power pellets ALL DAY and i don't explode. ;D
You've sure put on weight, though! XD
i get exercize from running around from the ghosts
*throws whipped cream on Jafar* ::) :o
* Opens the orangesoda fault and flushes everybody including himselve away *
Orange soda! :P
Bioengineered food! *yuck!* :X
lol *pokes lollette with bioengineered food*
*Stabs Michael with a banana* XD
*Throws bioengineered food at Lollotte* :P
*dodges stab*
*twists racx's arm and stabs him with his own banana*
*Throws tim-tam at Michael*
*Runs away* :P
*picks up tim-tam and eats it* tim-tams rock!!
*throws live lobsters at racx*
*jumps to dodge lobsters*
*Throws a croc back at Michael* :P
*dodges croc*
*throws an elephant at racx*
*catches elephant*
*throws it back*
ELEPHANT TENNIS! *hits elephant back*
*explodes ketchup bombs*
*Roasts the elephant*
*Throws elephant back*
*Explodes tomato sauce bombs*
*throws elephant back*
*throws pies at the elephant*
*NOTE* No elephants have been injured or harmed in anyway during this food fight *NOTE*
*Dodges elephant and throws koala at Michael*
*Throws apples at koala to aggravate it* :P
*Shoots watermelons out of a large double-barreled cannon at Racx & Pacman.*
*accidently throws a knife at the koala and kills it* :pokerface:
*throws elephant at Farquhar and runs away*
OMG you killed the Koala! :'(
*pours jumbo box of Cheerios on Jason* XD
I got a reward for killing the koala :D
*Grabs some milk and starts eating* :P
Quote from: racx_00 on December 12, 2005, 09:21:10 PM
I got a reward for killing the koala :D
*Grabs some milk ad starts eating* :P
Don't Jason! That's koala milk! :o
You're right! :o
*adds Quik chocolate syrop to koala milk and tosses at Farquhar* XD
*Dumps a bucket of nacho cheese sauce over Yonkey's head.* :P
*dumps tomato sauce all over yonkey and farquar*
* Throws cheese to everyone *
Let the small once come and defeat you (m.ce) :evil:
Now to reveal my GREATEST creation!
*comes stomping in inside a robot made of 500 cereal boxes*
Made up cereal boxes, powered by peanuts, it's the ultimate food fighting weapon! *rapidfires the cheese doodle cannon at Gilgamesh, then fires a watermelon torpedo at Jason* BwahahahahahahahaHA! :suffer:
*Tries to block the watermelon*
*Starts removing the peanuts from the robot* :P
* Uses his agility to catch and eat all cheese doodles *
* Sprays many diferent juices at the robot *
I hope the boxes are made out of a waterresistant material!! :P
Fools! I shall crush you! :suffer: *fires the Ketchup Kannon at Kelsey, then launches heat-seeking carrots at Gilgame*
ACK! The sugary tomato-ness!
*shoots a nacho cheese cannon at Jafar* :suffer:
*returns from the dead* :suffer:
*gets hit by Gilgamesh's cheese* Ack! I've been calcified!
*creates a plague of gummy worms and chocolate frogs*
Curses! The nacho cheese is disrupting the moveme- Ack! NOO!
*robot trips and falls down*
Aw, poor robot! Show me where it hurts, dear. *kiss*
Evil robot says it's head hurts. :P
But it's a big technological terror now, so all it needs is a band-aid. XD
* puts bandages all over the face of the robot *
1. No visual contact
* opens the head and fills it whit smelly fish *
2. replace brain
* Looks at what happens next
3. Laugh. :o
Ack! Fish! *opens the stomach hatch and dumps them out*
No visual detection...I'll have to rely on my targeting computer.
*launches a burger bomb at Gilgamesh*
*Dumps Snapple Pie on everybody* I swear, Snapple Pie is the WORST idea EVER.
Wait wait wait wait wait!
Snapple...PIE!?
Snapple. Pie?
Snapple Pie?!
You've gotta be kidding me! :P
No. It's real. I know one person who drinks it every day. It is juice. With milk and sugar and FLOUR added. :X
Gross! What...I...The...I have nothing more to say on the matter. :P
They sell it at school ;P
Quote from: Lollotte on December 13, 2005, 02:41:05 PM
No. It's real. I know one person who drinks it every day. It is juice. With milk and sugar and FLOUR added. :X
That sounds disgusting. Therefore, I'd probably love it.
*kisses giant robot on the head* You'll never be too big for me to kiss your boo-boos, sweetheart.
Not in front of it's siblings! You're embarassing it. XD
*arrests Jafar* You're on food flinging prohibation for 3 posts. ;P
*throws chocolate doughnuts at everyone*
*hits the robaot with a bottle of vodka*
Quote from: Jafar on December 13, 2005, 05:19:41 PM
Not in front of it's siblings! You're embarassing it. XD
The robot has siblings?  ??? Is there something you need to tell me, Jafar? >:( (;))
*throws Reese's Cups at everyone within a mile radius*
*Takes and hides Vodka bottle*
*Drops peanut butter and tuna fish sandwhiches from the rafters.*
*Grabs another bottle of vodka* :evil:
Quote from: Lollotte on December 13, 2005, 02:26:34 PM
*Dumps Snapple Pie on everybody* I swear, Snapple Pie is the WORST idea EVER.
Snapple? never heard of snapple XD
*Starts eating Jafar's peanut supply*
*Throws a bottle of rum at the vodka bottle, therefore shattering both to bits.*
No vodka for you! :suffer:
You shot that burgerbomb at Icarus Jafar.
I don't even know why that happened. :P
* Goes making a pie *
This will take some time, but it will be worth it!! :devil:
Quote from: Moodyblues on December 13, 2005, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Jafar on December 13, 2005, 05:19:41 PM
Not in front of it's siblings! You're embarassing it. XD
The robot has siblings?  ??? Is there something you need to tell me, Jafar? >:( (;))
*throws Reese's Cups at everyone within a mile radius*
The other robots I built are hanging around and watching. ::)
*resists arrest and throws a pie at Kelsey*
Quote from: Farquhar on December 14, 2005, 03:33:38 AM
*Throws a bottle of rum at the vodka bottle, therefore shattering both to bits.*
No vodka for you! :suffer:
I have plenty more :P
*throws apples at the robots* :P
*throws robot at pumpkin pie* XD
*flies in on a pie-fighter* (::)) I have you now. *shoots Boston cream pies at everyone*
finished!! ;D
* throws 2 kilometre diameter pie at the robot * :o
No aiming required! :P
*flies down in the Millenium Fudge and shoots down Moodyblues with a protein torpedo*
YAHOO! ;D
The Fudge is strong with this one!
*hits the eject button, flies into the air, and sprays carrot juice in all directions*
You're all clear, Jason! Now lets bake this cake and go home! :P
Dumps mushed babyfood on jafar and moodyblues!
Ew! How will I ever wash this out of my hair?
*sprays orange juice at AAAP* Orange you glad I didn't use tomato juice?
(Ah, the cheesy food puns continue...)
Hey, you'd have to be some kind of muenster not to like food puns. ;D
*throws a crossiant boomerang at Moodyblues*
*dodges* Looks like you're going to have a reversal of fortune! *watches the boomerang fly back*
Quote from: Jafar on December 14, 2005, 12:54:41 PM
You're all clear, Jason! Now lets bake this cake and go home! :P
*runs off to bake the cake* XD
*does a matrix jump just before the boomerang hits and watches it fly behind him to some random person* XD
*gets hit by the boomerang* :'( :'(
You're lucky it wasn't a real one :P
*finishes baking the cake*
*throws it at a random person* :P
* Cleans the whole area whit orangejuice *
Let the bees come and sting you all! ;D
*throws honeycomb at Gilgamesh*
You too! XD
paints Yonkey's avitar shirt purpel/red whit red cabbage
*walks out of main doors as clean as he came in*
No offence, but you should take a shower once you get home. ;P
(just kiddin XD )
*gets home and takes shower*
We could all do with a shower :P
*gets the hose and starts spraying everyone with red cordial* :suffer:
* Throws a apple at racx *
:stop:
I don't want to take a shower!!
*walks back in and cuts hose*
*goes to floor 2000 and plants ketchup mines all around the door*
* Throws chickensoup at pacman *
Tis the season! *sprays eggnogg*
*throws nutmeg things at people* :P
Look out below! *opens a refridgerator while flying and lets all the food inside fall on everyone*
It's empty pacman must have eaten it alle before you took of! :suffer:
Slings a Coconut towards Jafar.
*Throws extremely hot coffee at everyone with his mind!*
*hits gilgamesh on the head with a coconut* simple humor.
Wait, coconuts don't grow here, where did you get that? :P
i found it on the ground. a swallow must've dropped it. XD
* sprays mustard and mayonnaise on pacman *
*pours crushed crackers and milk on people* XD
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 19, 2005, 06:38:35 PM
i found it on the ground. a swallow must've dropped it. XD
An African swallow or a European swallow?
*Dumps a pot of chocolate pudding over Rosella.* :P
Quote from: Farquhar on December 20, 2005, 02:59:03 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 19, 2005, 06:38:35 PM
i found it on the ground. a swallow must've dropped it. XD
An African swallow or a European swallow?
*Dumps a pot of chocolate pudding over Rosella.* :P
i dunno*gets thrown off the bridge of cheese*
*Eats the bridge of cheese.* :pleased:
*Smacks Farquahar upside the head with a large trout*
Just because I can. :suffer:
* Throws cottoncandy to Zelly *
I made it extra sticky. :suffer:
*Does a jig*
*Tackles Gilgamesh into a dunny full of green slime* XD
uses slingshot to hit racx whit: Here it comes
Rotten tomato and stick in the mud
let it rain sauerkraut
*casts a spell to make it rain sauerkraut
* throws a pie at the nearest person *
*gets hit with pie*
Oh yeah! Take this!
*throws comically oversized pineapple at gilgamesh*
*throws mandarin salad at people* XD
* Throws hot chilly powder at Jafar *
Burn Your mounth jafat :P
*blocks with mint chocolate chip ice cream!* ;D
i love mint chocolate chip!! *eats mint chocolate chip ice cream*
*agrees* I STILL haven't had any peppermint stick ice cream... *launches peppermint ice cream at people* XD
*throws sugar cookiehs at everyone while humming deck the halls*
* throws saycoockies at everyone *
*throws power pellets at everyone* well, i DO eat them. XD
* Opens the sugar vault so all sugar-river starts to flow *
*gets hyper from all of the sugar*
becarefull not to eat all the members of the forum instead of the dots if your getting hyper..........
*goes to live in a giant pop-tart* ::) :P
*Starts to eat the giant pop-tart* :P
*throws cherry tomatos at everyone* XD
*throws candy-coated mini-kisses at people*
XD
*is hyper and runs around like a maniac hitting everyone with bread*
*stabs Michael with a sugar-coated cinnamon stick* XD
* open the teadam to flush the sugar away and all those in it *
I'll give you all some tea.
tea: $40
sprinkler system:$647
bribes:$469
watching everyone run around while being rained on by tea:priceless
XD
There are some things Vivendi won't make. For everything else, there's PO Studios. :P
you all WILL get hit by a pie. but,i have some good news. i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.
* Throws strawberryjelly at pacman *
*throws Geico cereal at Gilgamesh* XD
*pegs everyone with doughnut holes*
* throws saycoockies at Rosella *
*sprays gilgamesh with tomato juice*
uses cotton candy machine to let it snow cotton candy
*grabs cotton candy, makes it sticky and puts it in Kelsey's hair*
*screams and then does the same to Nick* ;P
*throws cheeseballs at everyone*
*charge charge charge charge charge*
Meatball Cannon, FIRE! *BANG*
*throws cheese and bacon balls at everyone*
*gets a burger and then coplains about the melted butter on it*
* throws steaks at the nearest person *
*gets a cup of water*
*dumps molasses in Pacman's water*
*creates a diversion by dropping a giant stuffed pig through the ceiling and ducks under table covered with spaghetti*
*apple in pig's mouth explodes into millions of flying swedish fish*
* Drops cherrybomb in the middle of the group *
STUFFS SUPER DUPER ULTRA UBER AMAZINGLY POWERFULLY STRONG SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SOURZ!!!!! in everyones mouths! BWA HA AH HA HA HA AH AHA AHA HAAHA HAAA HAA HA AH AH HA HA HA!!!!
yay for sourness!! *feeds the awesome possum a possum*
* throws a appleghost at pacman *
*eats the apple part of the appleghost for 200pts*
*Throws powdered sugar in the air* It's snowing! ;D
* Mixed the sugar whit salt to make it more evil * :evil:
flour+water=glue *gets a hose, sprays all of the flour, making everyone be stuck to the floor*
*pelts everyone with Cornish game hens* Feel my deep-fried frenzy!
*Starts randomly throwing apples and coconuts*
* throws whit chocolate saycoockies *
*throws french fries at everyone within reach* XD
*Tosses packets and bottles of Ketchup at everyone who got hit with a french fry*
* throws whit pizzas *
mod.
* throws whit Multiple Pizza! !*
Whit pizza? ???
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2006, 09:16:23 AM
* throws whit pizzas *
mod.
* throws whit Multiple Pizza! !*
whit Multiple Pizza
doesnt sound healty. Is there a beard on it or something like that?
trows glass of fresh made strawberry juice at gilgamesh
I'm juiced ahhhhh I'm melting :idea:
O wait a minute, I don't melt from that.
* throws a pie at Icarus but misses him but hit someone else *
*throws a loaf of bread to Jafar, it hits his hair and bounces off*
Darn, almost had him for the incorrect conugation of the verb "to be".
When did I do that?
probably in another thread.
*throws dots at everyone*
Dots aren't food! Oh wait...the candy. YUM!
*eats Dots*
*throws Chocolate Bats at everyone*
*sprays Pacman with movietheater butter*
*eats KINGKONG gummy snacks*
*dunks A3P in a vat of chocolate*
CHOCOLATE! *gets AAAP out and eats chocolate* XD
*throws bunch-a-crunch into a fan and it gets blown at everyone*
*douses the KQ crew in water* ;D
After getting splashed with nice, clean, water for a change, it feels like a shame to get all messy so soon. 5 minute break! :P
*goes home to takes a shower and gets all of the gravy out of his hair*
I'll give you a shower! *showers Michael with chocolate syrup*
ohh. so that's how you want it! XD throws frozes cheese slices at lollette, pinning her against the wall*
*melts cheese* Mmm, fondue! ;D
*dunks nachos in melted cheese*
You all are disgusting!
*pours melted cheese over everyone* :P
*throws nachos and popcorn*
* sprays whit applejuice *
*splashes with Ice coffee*
*Waits for coffee to freeze in a huge mound*
*Piles 18742 grapefruit on top*
*Ice coffee starts to melt, causing an avalanche*
AAAAAAAHHH!!! :o RUUUUN!!!! :o
* Runs *
* Throws bananas on the ground to make people slip on them. *
*throws plantains at Gilgamesh*
*throws wild-strawberries and watermelons*
* throws whit beefsoup *
Spinach, anyone? *hurls cooked spinach everywhere*
*follows up with flinging green beans*
XD
Since I hail from Britain...
*hurls a mighty Cornish Pasty at no-one in particular...*
*runs to part of room where nobody is standing and dodges mighty Cornish Pastry*
*pours cheesy-broccoli soup down peoples' shirt collars.*
Eat GOAT food! *throws grass at AAAP* :P
* sprays whit cowmilk *
I'll try it on another way. ::)
conquer the world.
La la. *Sprays chai tea*
throws sugar hearts
*throws bread with honey*
*blocks with bread with peanut butter*
Hmm...all it needs now are some bananas... :P
*Throws fudge and caramel all over the ceiling, and watches it slowly drip down on people*
* throws whit trufflepies *
*washes face from all the food*
* Throws soggy cereal :P *
*Drowns everyone in iced coffee*
Quote from: Deloria on January 14, 2006, 09:30:09 AM
*Drowns everyone in iced coffee*
It it it's ffffrrreeeezing cold here
gives all some glu wine (wine from which you get it extreem warm)
*Pours some ice cubes in the glüh wein* Now it's cold!!! :P
* Throws two sugarlumbs in the glüh wein *
two lumbs here they are.
*throws lifesavers to people*
/me bursts through a solid brick wall
OOOH YEAAAAH!!
/me dumps Kool-aid on everyone XD
* throws candy at everyone *
Uses a spatula to fling stir-fry at everyone.
* uses bananajuice to spray everyone *
*throws rice cakes with melted provolone cheese on top* YUM! ;D
*traps Gilgamesh with a giant Fruit Loop, then throws tomatoes at him*
Yikes I'm trapped Dodges the tomatoes, wheelchair, Jafars car, but gets his by a feather.
Aaaaaaah the burning heat of the feather is melting me aaaaah.
Wait just a minute I can't melt from a feather.
* acts normaly by escaping the Fruit Loop *
* throws whit pizza *
Quote from: Deloria on January 14, 2006, 09:30:09 AM
*Drowns everyone in iced coffee*
OMG!!! My dream death XD
*throws McDonald sundaes at everyone*
*counters the sundae with organic fruit* ;D
*eats organic food* :D
*goes to get more junk food* :P
NEVAH! *throws pork at racx* :P
*coats everyone in fondue* ;P
YAY! *throws bread in for good measure* ;D
Look at what I can do whit that bread during it's flight :P
* cut the bread and puts some salade inside whit "tomatos" *
Go and fly further
Begins throwing Apples, Apricots, Blueberries, Cherries, Grapes, Kiwi, Lemons, Limes, Mangoes, Papayas, Peaches, Pineapple, Pomegranates, Raspberries, Strawberries, and Watermelons at everyone.* :P
Quote from: Lollotte on January 19, 2006, 07:20:25 PM
NEVAH! *throws pork at racx* :P
*fights back with lamb chops* :P
* throws potatoes *
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/mrpotato.jpg)
My latest experiment :P
It lives. ::)
*throws potato experiment at Gilgamesh* XD
*throws pears* ;D
* throws whit garlic *
smell the stench of victory. :P
*throws red pepper, black pepper, and a touch of revival into the mix* :P
* throws oranges to everyone *
*attacks everyone with fries from Arby's*
XD
*twitch twitch* So... delicious... *dies*
*throws coconut ice cream and fried bananas* Yum! ;D
*throws swiss cheese at everyone and then uses a ketchup jetpack to go to the roof*
*douses Rosella with chocolate because she likes it* You all already know what I think of it... :P
I've been feeling kinda blah lately. I could use a chocolate dousing too! XD
*douses Jafar in chocolate* The smell is suffocating to me...*drinks some pineapple juice* All better now. :P ;D
*returns from the dead* 'Sup, fools. *creates a delicious plague of collard greens, Super-Ramen, and Reese's brownies*^
^Editor's note: By "plague," of course, I mean "invading army of anthropomorphic food."
* throws strawberrys at everyone *
*is hit with five strawberries* *throws the holy hand grenade of condiments*
*get hit by a mixture of ketchup and pepper* *cries out, "Free cashews!" and hides with a licorice lasso*
*gets some candy to take and hide in the Asylum*
Somebody stop her!
*Splashes a large pot of beef stew on Deloria*
*Stuffs Farquhar in a over-sized bowl of mashed potatoes*
Run Deloria!!!!!!!!!!! I've got you covered.
*Grabs a jello shooting oozi, and gets ready to shoot whoever takes on her VP*
trows tomatow at Zelly
*Blasts icarus with strawberry jello.*
ouch... I'm hit.. dying.... tomato ketchup sprays out of Icarus body......
*throws pasta* ;D
*goes mad and throws pizza disks at everyone*
* eats the pizza thrown at him *
tasty!! ;D
* puts a candy into the cola and it starts to spray out of the bottle *
It works!! 8)
Don't try this in your home, gives a mess.
I saw it on TV 1 full barr of mentos into 1 bottle of cola.
It really looks fun on TV that spraying cola.
*puts pop rocks and soda in everyone's mouths* fear my power!!
yum
*Tosses mashed banannas at Pacman*
*Throws sushi at Zelly.* :P
*invites cannibals* :P
* throws whit meat at the cannibals *
Show us how you all did it.
Better said don't show and say it at all.
*Dumps a barrel of tuna juice over Farquhar's head.* :suffer:
*takes out a water hose and stats spraying everything* :P
*rigs deloria's hose to spray chocolate syrup*
*rigs her hose to spray maple syrup*
*sprays icarus with banana pudding* :D
*gets the diabetic alliance team :P*
*splashes vinegar into everyones eyes* :P
*makes a vinegar fountain and invites people to eat salad* :P
*Throws cake in Deloria's face*
*rigs ceiling so that maple syrup quirts on everyone as soon as one person moves* *leaves building*
*the syrup turns Bushie into Paul Bunyan and he goes on an eating spree*
*tells Bushie not to overeat, it can't be healthy :P*
*rumbles* Fine, fine. ;P
*puts down the tasty looking cow*
* throws sugarlumbs at everyone *
AND
* flushes everyone away whit a mix of coffee and tea *
*squirts mashed patatoes at people out of toothpaste tubes*
*makes an airplane out of toothpicks and gum*
*throws airplane at random people* :P
Ewww, don't you know that Oldbushie had to chew that gum to get it in its proper airplane shape?!! :P
*Flings onion rings at Deloria.*
I thought I told you to not attack my vice-president!!!!!!
*Douses Farquhar with vegetable stew.*
*lets loose cabbage canines*
Quote from: Farquhar on April 28, 2006, 03:43:47 AM
Ewww, don't you know that Oldbushie had to chew that gum to get it in its proper airplane shape?!! :P
*Flings onion rings at Deloria.*
No he didn't! :P
Quote from: Zelly on April 28, 2006, 03:47:05 AM
I thought I told you to not attack my vice-president!!!!!!
*Douses Farquhar with vegetable stew.*
I'm your vice-president? Thanks :D :P
*Throws pot-pie at farquhar :P*
Quote from: Deloria on April 28, 2006, 07:11:52 AM
Quote from: Farquhar on April 28, 2006, 03:43:47 AM
Ewww, don't you know that Oldbushie had to chew that gum to get it in its proper airplane shape?!! :P
*Flings onion rings at Deloria.*
No he didn't! :P
....yes I did. XD
Dry gum doesn't stick well to toothpicks. :P
* Drops chocolate pudding on everyone *
Mmm... *eats all the chocolate pudding up*
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 28, 2006, 08:01:42 AM
Quote from: Deloria on April 28, 2006, 07:11:52 AM
Quote from: Farquhar on April 28, 2006, 03:43:47 AM
Ewww, don't you know that Oldbushie had to chew that gum to get it in its proper airplane shape?!! :P
*Flings onion rings at Deloria.*
No he didn't! :P
....yes I did. XD
Dry gum doesn't stick well to toothpicks. :P
In that case, I didn't chew it. :p *modifies post* :p
Throws an UNCHEWED bubblegum airplane at random people.
*adds little ketchup bombs to the airplane so the bombs fly out when the plane is flying*
Quote from: Oldbushie on April 28, 2006, 08:44:41 AM
*adds little ketchup bombs to the airplane so the bombs fly out when the plane is flying*
*adds mustard and vinegar bombs :p*
Heads up, Deloria! ;D
*drops a spicy cake on her, then runs away* XD
*shoots pepper out of a sub-machine gun* XB
*makes the 200-pound tomato of Aberdene explode next to Jafar :P*
trows sith speeder sunrises at everyone :suffer:
* throws pears at everyone
*doinks a mango off of a random person's head*
Be careful.. It likes to eat people :D
*runs from the mango*
Yay! Mango! :D *pours chocolate syrup on*
I'M CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS!
*hugs Bushie and smudges chocolate syrup all over him*
XD *the chocolate hardens around me* Good thing my mouth is still free! :D *spits jellybeans like a machine gun at the wall, thus making a pretty painting*
IT'S A MASTERPIECE! :O
Thank yew, thank yew. :B
*passes around exploding chocolate covered cherries*
Ah, but what if the chocolate were INSIDE? *throws chocolate-filled apples at people*
Ingenious! :D
*tries one*
Hope you enjoy it! ^^
How about if it had both? :p *hands out chocolate-covered-chocolate-filled-strawberries :P*
Well, that's just going CRAZY NOW.
You need to go to the asylum for that!
It isn't! :P They're still strawberries, the inside's jsut been scooped out, but the outside is still there (suer, it's covered in chocolate, but so what? :P)
you know what they say there are more crazy people outside than inside the asylum.
So why not lock up all the sane people in the asylum?
sprays everyone whit fresh made orange juice
Because we're SANE!
I was one of the very first people to ever be in the asylum, back in the olden days. *hobbles away with walking stick*
What about THIS? *pelts everyone with chocolate-flavored, chocolate-covered chocolate* :suffer:
INSANITY!
My head, it burns!
*eats chocolate*
*shoots used chewing-gum out of a donkey-shaped rifle*
*grabs AAAP's arm*
Now I'VE got your power!
*shoots him with bubble gum* XD
*douses Jafar with apple cider*
Noooooooo! Not apple cider! Wait..I know! *grabs soda machine, steals it's power, and attacks with Mountain Dew* XD
*blocks with a shield of pure carrot* Ha ha! *counter-attacks with tea* :P
I just realized, I really do have chocolate-covered, chocolate-flavored chocolate. XD There's a creamy chocolate in the middle, then it's covered in chocolate, and, according to the wrapper, it's "Dark Chocolate" flavored. :P
And now that you're all drooling over my chocolate, FEAR MY WRATH! *dumps mashed potatoes on everyone* :P
Woo! :D
*adds gravy to the mix*
DON'T FORGET THE MEAT! *slaps everyone in the face with meat*
Whoo Hoo! COMBAT COLD CUTS! XD
Yum! *makes burgers with the meat and flips em in the air*
That's it! :P *grabs a cucumber and starts a sword fight*
En guarde!
*duels Deloria with an eggplant* XD
*grabs his celery stick* :D
*Fires carrot arrows at Oldbushie.* :P
uses ducks to bombard Farquhar whit berries :P
*spits watermelons seeds at opponents*
Who wants to form an alliance with me?
me awesomeasapossum
lets go airborn whit the mighty ducks ;D
sprays lemon juice on all except for awesomeasapossum.
My eyes! :P
*creates a Tofu-based Frankenstein* It lives! :D
*summons the giant snails from the Aslyum and has Farquhar cook them and throw them at random people*
* Let it snow salt for days *
Salt shal be the end of the world.
Not an earthqauke, not a aseroid, nor an new ICE-age, but a simple salt-AGE
Quote from: Yonkey on May 07, 2006, 06:54:14 PM
En guarde!
*duels Deloria with an eggplant* XD
*parries*
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 17, 2006, 12:47:45 AM
*creates a Tofu-based Frankenstein* It lives! :D
Quote from: Louisiana Night on April 20, 2006, 12:59:21 PM
No, it wasn't Frankenstein, it was Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein was the name of the scientist who created the monster. [Aaron], you can't just say Frankenstein, it would confuse everybody. ;P
*watches the reference fly over everybody's head* :D
EDIT: I understood the reference, so I can use it as a response! XD
Quote from: Rosella on May 17, 2006, 01:26:21 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 17, 2006, 12:47:45 AM
*creates a Tofu-based Frankenstein* It lives! :D
Quote from: Louisiana Night on April 20, 2006, 12:59:21 PM
No, it wasn't Frankenstein, it was Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein was the name of the scientist who created the monster. [Aaron], you can't just say Frankenstein, it would confuse everybody. ;P
*watches the reference fly over everybody's head* :D
EDIT: I understood the reference, so I can use it as a response! XD
Small technicality, I was tired. ;P
Don't worry. *throws a sprout at you* :P
*tosses a head around... a head of lettuce that is*
XD
*yells in terror*
*sprays splashes lets out a deluge of orange juice on all*
*shoots corn kernels out of an air-soft gun*
* throws candybarrs to everyone *
They have a hot pepper taste.
Ew, spicy food. ;P
*throws real chocolate at everyone* XD
*throws around gold covered chocolate coins* :D
Yes! I've done it! Bwahahahahahaha! Working in my secret laboratory, I have managed to successfuly combine the two ultimate food projectile weapons! Now, to put them to the test...
*throws a tomato pie at Kelsey* XD
*throws HOMEMADE cherry pie at Jafar*
FEAR OUR CHERRY TREE! XD
Your cherry tree is no match for the comedic power of tomatoes AND pie! :P
Duke it out Three Stooges style!
*throws roasted ducks at OB*
*ducks*
Quote from: Jafar on May 21, 2006, 06:16:50 PM
Your cherry tree is no match for the comedic power of tomatoes AND pie! :P
*puts grape jelly in front of Jafar and watches him slip*
What about our grape arbor? :P
* throws living chickens at everyone *
How do you make them lay eggs quickly??
Quote from: Rosella on May 21, 2006, 07:30:34 PM
Quote from: Jafar on May 21, 2006, 06:16:50 PM
Your cherry tree is no match for the comedic power of tomatoes AND pie! :P
*puts grape jelly in front of Jafar and watches him slip*
What about our grape arbor? :P
Ack! *crash*
...You're pretty good, but I still have a few tricks...I'll be back!
Ninja vanish! *poof* XD
Nothing can beat my home-grown fruits!! :suffer:
*pelts random people with radishes*
trows melons at everyone
*uses magical fuzzle powers to start a rain of potatoes* XD
*gets gumdrops to fall onto people's heads*
* makes it rain fish *
Where are those mermaids I found? ???
They joined Jafar as he set about his quest to get dead haddocks thrown onto people...:P
Eh? Dead whats?
A haddock is a type of fish. :P
...I knew that...*throws a trout at Deloria* :P
*throws crab at Jafar*
*deflects with butter*
Hah! Your feeble crabs are no match for the POWAH of the Dark Chocolate! *zaps with chocolate powers* XD
Seeing as how I don't like dark chocolate, I don't think so :P
*throws garlic bread at Jafar*
*throws SPIM at Jafar*
* Drops ICECREAM on Jafar and Deloria *
You two should cool down a little bit.
This will surely help. ;D
*Does the Charleston on a table and then throws banana pudding on everyone.....8 tons of banana pudding.* (What would a cat look like doing the Charleston, I wonder?)
*throws SPAM at Deloria*
XD
* trows grapes at everyone *
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 01:24:56 PM
*throws SPAM at Deloria*
XD
SPIM are a type of rations. (super (something beginning with P), instant-meal) :P
*throws Rosella's spam at TC*
Well Spam is supposed to be a food...I think XD
Just food for the brain :P
Quote from: Deloria on May 27, 2006, 11:57:45 AM
Quote from: Rosella on May 26, 2006, 01:24:56 PM
*throws SPAM at Deloria*
XD
SPIM are a type of rations. (super (something beginning with P), instant-meal) :P
Special Portion Instant Meal. :P
Thanks .:P
Any time. *zaps Kelsey with pumpkin power!* XD
*drops rotten eggs on Gilgamesh* :P That's for being evil :P
*throws microwaved chicken nuggets at Jafar*
The ultimate in bleh-ish food. ;P
XD
Microwaveable food=ebil :P :evil:
*throws lasagna at Deloria*
It might be hot. :P
It isn't :P
*throws bottles of water around the place*
Well now it's not. :P *throws some garlic bread at Deloria as a side dish* XD
Is this personal? :P Or are you just aiming at me because I'm the only one around? :P
*throws ice cubes at Rosella*
Well, you can't have lasagna without garlic bread... :P
*throws jello at...whoever else posts here* :P
*throws ice-cream at the other random person that's also here * :P
*throws pizza at Gilgamesh and Jafar*
*throws pineapple at other self :P*
*throws pomegranates at Ra and Raif*
That's what they get for impersonating Raf. :P
*throws stuff at Jacx's bat* :P *runs*
Chefman, Gingerbreadman, Pizzaman, Fastfoodman, Steakman! GET THEM! *sends evil food robots out* XD
Throws scrambled eggs at Jafar's evil foodbots
*short circuits robots with broccoli cheese soup*
Hah! My robots are soup-proofed! I think you're going to find yourself in a bit of a stew! AHAHAHAHAHA! :P
*Throws Carrot daggers* Dodge these! They were sharpened down to the molecular level!
Daventry Dar'c, how dare thou throw carrots at our superior person?! :P
*throw mashed potatoes*
Quote from: Jafar on May 30, 2006, 04:58:48 AM
Hah! My robots are soup-proofed! I think you're going to find yourself in a bit of a stew! AHAHAHAHAHA! :P
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Your robots may be soup-proofed, but they are no match for my ebil eggs!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
*Frisbee tosses fried eggs at the foodbots*
Take that!
Steakman: So, a high steaks game, is it? *zap*
Gingerbreadman: Ha! I'm too fast for that, egghead!
Fastfoodman: *dies. he was a wimp anyways* XD
I shall throw carrots at my own pleasure, milady! *Throws more*
* throws 175207380483056 pieces of fastfood at everyone *
Eat, eat, eat!!
But why at us? :P
Well when everyone is full of my fastfood,
I can evade all your attacks and you all will be to bigg to evade any of mine!!
* throws more fastfood, and some of the best donuts of the world *
*eats doughnuts* *becomes a mushroom and throws herself at Gilgamesh, hitting him on the head :P*
That hurts!! :stars:
Look start
* puts straberryjam on the stars and throws them at everyone *
I'm like a ninja.
*gets the moon that fell out of the sky (AGAIN!!) and plays catch with it and her other personality*
Revives and trows a pie in everyones face. How I love pie and funny faces
*uses the whipped cream on the pie and slathers it on Icarus' face*
*plants ketchup bombs around the entrance*
* RELEASHES the applejuice from it's bottley containmentfield. * :P
*uses magical fuzzle powers to make it rain orange and vanilla flavored milkshakes WITH PROTEIN POWDER* :suffer:
I'd throw green cheese at someone, but I can't reach it. BLAST! :P
*throws geen cheese at jafar* fresh from the moon :P
*pulls a crook out of nowhere, catches the cheese, and throws it back at Michael* :P
Puts a bit salade on his bread and puts Jafar on it. Now who wants a bread Jafar? :P
*dodges jafars cheese matrix style* *pulls out egg cannons and fires at jafar*
*gently kicks the egg, rebounding it so it lands in Icarus' face*
*Drops 10 cubic yards of seasalt ice cream (lol, Kingdom Hearts 2) from the ceiling.*
uses all the ice I just removed from the freezer as a weapon
*makes a shield and other armor out of stale bread* *makes a weapon out of carrots* *runs around poking everyone with the carrot*
*Escapes through the wall with a spoon.*
no ecaping!! *pulls tc back in* :P
*Hides pacman behind a round yellow cheese :P*
now no one can see me!! ;D
* uses his spongegun to shoot applejuice at everyone *
Quote from: Pacman928 on September 28, 2006, 02:29:34 PM
now no one can see me!! ;D
Leans against the big cheese. It falls over on top of pacman. Did I just hear something? ::)
yes, you heard the cheese hitting the ground. :P
*eats cheese until it looks like a boomerang. Throws at random people. :suffer:*
*catches and eats boomerang*
*sticks pear on his head and charges* I'm a unicorn, chaaarrrrge! :suffer:
*joins the fight with a bowl of fruit*
Nobody move! I have spoilt bananas!
Watch out!! Kamikazie soup noodles and pie throwers!! :suffer:
*catches a berry pie* Yum! Just what I wanted! ;D *throws a cup of green tea and granola bars* :P
*gobbles down a chocolate pie*
YAY! Chocolate !!!
*loads water gun with coke, sets to auto, and coats everything in caffeine*
*bounces up and dow from caffeine* Avvvaaacccddoooo diiipppp!!!!
* starts shooting whit bananas *
*scatters banana peels all over* ;D
*chops up onions and hurls them* Tear gas!! :suffer:
*loads the peep-cannon*
FIRE!
Retreating forces:
They were everywhere... Yellow marshmallow duckies everywhere!...
Retreat! *Fires Pearthian shot. ;D*
*releases the Chocolate Pudding Fairies that explode when they kiss your cheek*
*unleashes the noodle cats that breath pesto and marinara and alfredo*
mwahahahaha... "no one expects the spanish inqui..." *drops out of Monty Python mode*... I mean mutant noodle cats
Back! I have a fruitcake. ;D
*looks around for somewhere to hide before any random object hits her*
*Gives the Queene piece of flat bread as a shield* :)
*Thanks Petra Rocks* :)
Remember, taking up arms against one's liege is an act of treason. :P *isn't sure that makes her any safer...*
EDIT: I finally stopped being lazy enough to correct the "liege" typo post, it's about one month late, but who cares? :P
*grabs flatbread and a bagette*
Breadians, protect the queen!
*throws fruit at attackers as he falls back to Deloria*
*is too tired and lazy to correct the typo in her last post* :P
Everyone here has fulfilled their patriotic duty admirably, thank you for spamming. :D
*is protected and thus finds herself a way out of the thread whilst not being attacked by a nearby poster throwing around brussel sprouts* :)
*leaps to defend Queen from orge* Charrrrge!! *Sees ogres pie* I mean, ruuunnnnn!!!
Lame comedy, at your service milady. ;D
*Releases a herd of candy goats*
Quick no one will come near you with these goats around!
*Smears potato bread on something random* ;D
*mounts candy goat, grabs a baguette and wields it like a sword*
*brandishes baguette*
Charge my candy goat minions and marshmallow warriors!
*charges into the vile forces of licorice and left-over meatloaf*
*summons vitamin warriors from the deep*
attack!!
*attacks the tree of goatmeat*
* appletree-attack!! :o *
Raisins! To the front lines!
Everyone else, FALLBACK to Candy Mountain Cave! XD
... no... ...not you unicorn marshmallow peeps... and eat your kidney beans! ;D
:D OMG!! PEEPS!! :D*eats the peeps except one* i think ill call you...mr unicorn. :D
* Puts syrup on his pancakes *
* Throws them like a frisbee to the nearest person *
*SPLAT!*
*Slingshots baked potatoes at Gilgamesh*
Take that Pancake man! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!
*rides mr unicorn to the post pack**increases post count*
*grabs a french fry lance and charges at delling*
*brandishes baguette and raises a pie-shield*
*charges on his candy goat*
* trows whit green jellypudding at everyone *
Quote from: Pacman928 on November 10, 2006, 05:35:41 PM
*grabs a french fry lance and charges at delling*
All my peers are automatically under my protection. ::) Don't even try that. :P
Try it, Michael! Try it! XD
* throws tomatoes to everyone *
*turns tomatoe into ketchup and eats french fry lance* XD
*puts frozen fudge into a cannon and shoots randomly*
Fore? XD
EEP! *shields himself from the frozen fudge by hiding in a sugar cube igloo*
* throws whit potatoes *
revives the thread.
* gets his cannon and starts to fire peas at everyone *
*deflects peas with a pizza shield and charges towards Gilgamesh's position*
*Enters room*
Hi all!
*gets spattered with peas while talking*
*exits room*
*returns with bow*
*shoots carrot arrows back*
*throws a taco at Tess* :P
Quote from: racx_00 on February 09, 2007, 08:40:25 AM
*throws a taco at Tess* :P
attacking the capt'n? trows pirate porridge over racx.
* makes it rain fish and chips *
I'll create an ocean of fish and chips.
*dodges taco*
*starts throwing oranges with suffers painted on them at racx*
*gets caught in the cross fire*
*dodges the oranges and begins throwing apple sauce at Tess*
*eats a pretzel*
*spits watermellon seeds at everyone*
*licks applesauce off face*
Mmm, not bad.
*makes a fleet of tiny flying pirate ships*
*orders fleet of tiny flying pirate ships to drop eggs on everyone.*
OW!
*yells at fleet of tiny flying pirate ships*
Not me! Them!
* runs as fast away from those tine flying pirateships *
* Says *
Not them, me, uh I meant the opposite. :P
* throws applepie at the tine flying pirateships *
Quote from: icarus on February 09, 2007, 08:52:00 AM
attacking the capt'n? trows pirate porridge over racx.
Arrr, ye be messin' with the wrong pirate! *throws grog over Icarus*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 04:27:04 PM
*dodges taco*
*starts throwing oranges with suffers painted on them at racx*
*slogs a couple back at Tess with metal bat*
*is driven mad by the remaining oranges with suffers*
*enters thread with lime sub nunchucks*
*takes out all the flying candy pirate ships with some acrobatic sub-nunchuckery*
*throws lemons and limes in all directions before entering his giant lime sub and ordering it to dive into the Syrup Sea*
*in horror*
My tiny pirate fleet! :o
*gets in a marshmallow pirate boat and starts rowing through Syrup Sea, following Delling's giant lime sub*
*Sends grapefruit torpedoes after said lime sub*
Take that!
*is forced to drastic measures*
Surface and fire the lime-on-ade cannons!
*lime sub surfaces before tessy and fires lime-on-ade with firehose pressures at her*
Attack on the port side!
*raises chocolate shield*
*watches as part of the ship is hit before the shields are fully raised*
We be hit! Return fire!
*sends hot pepper bombs at Delling*
* throws oranges and apples to create an island *
*jumps on island*
*squirts hot fudge at marshmallow ship to melt it*
Me marshmallow ship! It's gone!
*jumps on island*
*approaches rebecca while holding giant pita bread shield*
*lobs lobster claws at rebecca*
*pulls out spray butter*
*sprays claws with butter and eats them*
oh yeah...
*douses bread shield with water*
haha now your shield is soggy!
*whips out whip cream can*
I HAVE WHIP CREAM AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
*looks around carefully*
*shakes a can of root beer and throws it near Tessy and Restamper*
*BOOM* XD
*gets thrown backward fifteen feet*
*stands up*
*looks at rebecca*
Shall we?
Whoo! It worked! Now I just need to buy out the Root Beer industry and start building up a weapons stockpile for my armada... :sneaky:
*whacks Jafar over the head with breadstick*
*takes breadstick from Jason and shoves it in his mouth* :P
* cuts tomatoes, cheese and some bread to create a healthy sandwiches *
* throws the sandwiches at Racx, Lollotte, and everyone else *
Quote from: Lollotte on February 16, 2007, 01:20:52 AM
*takes breadstick from Jason and shoves it in his mouth* :P
Thanks for feeding me! :D I couldn't find my mouth... :P
*throws jar of coffee at Gilgamesh* There's your coffee. ;)
*dances in the chocolate rain*
* drinks the coffee thrown at him *
Great it's still hot
* throws fried unionrings at everyone *
*ducks behind tessy*
*chucks ducks at Gilgamesh*
*eats onionrings aimed at her and rebecca*
Need ketchup.
*slips on spilled root beer*
*falls*
Yuch, root beer.
*wishes for some pepsi*
*stands back up and throws duck sauce at Gilgamesh*
*puts on some mario brothers song*
Now you two sisters attacking my bro?
pulls out a turnip out of the ground and trows it at the pirate sisters.
*seeing himself alone in the syrup seas, heads for land*
*takes the beachhead with an army of key lime pie warriors!*
Charge!
Quote from: tessspoon on February 17, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
*eats onionrings aimed at her and rebecca*
Need ketchup.
* sprays ketchup at Tessspoon *
Here's you're ketchup
* evades the incomming food as good as he can *
* opens a trashcan and sees the food quickly run away * :o
That always works. ::)
*throws a second turnip at the incoming turnip*
*collects resulting turnip mash and trows it at incoming key lime pie warriors*
They still be coming!
*turns and runs for reinforcements*
*gathers a force of Boston Cream Pie archers*
*Boston Cream Pie archers fire a volley of arrows towards tessy's postion whilst the Key Lime Pie warriors march steadily inland*
My Pie Army grows! Forward! Forward! Mwahahaha!
*Eats the Key Lime Pie warriors* Wow! They taste pretty good! :D
*throws ice cream cone at Gilgamesh's head*
* Runs in circles as the ice cream's getting closer *
* duck, jump, dive, drop *
* throws peanuts at everyone *
*runs behind the cliff, avoiding the arrows*
*reappears leading a band of chocolate graham cracker soldiers*
*grabs nearest chocolate graham cracker soldier and uses it as shield against the incoming peanuts*
Charge!!!!
*charges forward toward the Boston Cream Pie archers*
Ach! My key lime pie army's been eaten! Now, my positions being charged! Fallback! Call in reinforcements! More Key Lime Pie warriors! Chocolate Meringue artillery! Ice Cream Pie infantry! Cherry Pie medics! Apple Pie air forces! All pie forces gather at the Pie Fortress--which is itself, of course, a gigantic Chess pie!
*takes out the archers before they can fall back*
*retreats a little to gather more forces*
Fluffy Marshmallows! Giant Chocolate Bars! Crunchy Graham Crackers! Form my S'more army! Get ready to storm the Pie Fortress!
*gathers large pile of zucchinis and begins to chuck them at Delling*
*collects rock hard fruit cakes and begins loading them into chocolate cannons*
Forward!
*Begins to lead S'more army toward the pie fortress*
*clashes with ice cream pie infantry*
Keep at it! Fire the fruit cakes!
*darts back and forth on the pie crust ramparts of his fortress giving orders and dodging zucchinis*
Chocolate Meringue tanks! Out flank them!
Apple Pie air force! Begin the pie filling bombings!
Blue Berry Pie bombadiers, throw blue berry grenades!
Ach!
*watches as S'more army is defeated* :(
I shall be back with an even greater army! You haven't seen the last of me!
*laughs evilly* :evil:
*unleashes his army of sentient mashed potatoes* :devil:
* gets a hammer and starts smashing the potatoes *
* makes chips out of the potatoes and throws them at everyone *
*catches thrown chips and crumbles them*
*uses potato chip crumbs to make one giant potato chip*
March, my beautiful creation! March on the fortress! :sneaky:
Your giant potatoe chip is no match for my Apple Pie airforce! Their pie filling bombing is more like apple napalm of sweet death!
Just in case... redouble our chocolate meringue tanks! Ready the Pecan Pie special forces, and Mince Meat Pie marksmen, move out!
Haha! My giant potato chip was simply a diversion! My granola bar infantry and rice cake cavalry have now flanked your castle, cutting off your supply lines!
HA! My Pecan forces are coming in from abroad! (After all, I have to bring them in from the South.) Your forces will soon be pincered between my fortress's already considerable Pie Army and the Pecan Pie special forces! My air force can riddle your granola forces with Apple-filling-napalm!
Attack!
*the chocolate meringue tanks roll forward interpolated with various kinds of Pie infantry*
*Apple Pie airforce strafes the granola and rice cake forces*
Mwahahaha! <-me cackling as food casualties mount up on both sides!
* gets on higher ground and creates a milky tidalwave *
*unleashes an army of sentient zucchini that constantly increase in number* :suffer:
*watches as the rest of the granola bar and rice cake army is washed away by the tidal wave*
*brainwashes OB's sentient-and-constantly-increasing zucchini to her side*
Attack!!!
*charges the castle once more, quickly destroying the pie army and the pecan pie special forces*
CALLS WARCRIME ON TESS! My armies were just as damaged by the tidal wave as yours! *thinks there should have been a Milky Disaster Truce*
THAT'S IT! I'm out of here! *Chess Pie fortress shakes off its earthly bonds and flies*
Yeah, it's not quite a flying saucer, but considering the pie is my only food supply, it will be by the time I have to come back for more food. ;P XD
* starts throwing a jelly at everyone *
*catches jelly and spoons it into hollowed-out bell peppers
*smears jelly-bell peppers in caramel and tosses them at others
*watches Delling fly away* :-\
*dodges jelly*
*gets hit in the head by a carameled jelly-bell pepper*
Gah!
*throws banana-potato pie around randomly*
*opens mouth wide and eats banana-potatoe pie*
*throws asparagus covered with chocolate pudding*
*catches asparagous and licks off chocolate pudding*
*launches cheese covered radishes at Jacky*
*builds vanilla pudding fort and hides in it*
*dodges cheese covered radishes*
*catapults riddilin filled jelly donut over vanilla fort at restamper*
*Builds FORTRESS out of year old fruitcake*
*Lobs coconuts at Jacky's FORTRESS and makes a hole*
*Throws onion tear gas in hole*
ARGH! *puts on gas mask*
*picks up onion tear gas with 5 foot long tongs and ties to a swallow*
FLY AWAY!!!
* fires his tomato-canon *
*throws super sharp hard candies at swallow and cuts the string while dodging tomatoes*
*kicks onion tear gas back into hole while holding breath and using eye patch to protect one eye from onion gas*
Ahh! Me other eye! I'm half-blinded!
*runs around in lopsided circles*
*puts whoppers on ground so Tessy slips on them*
*belts Gilgamesh with cantaloupes*
*watches in horror as his pie ship... having been a fortress for too long with not enough maintenance of its ship functions... gives out and goes down somewhere over the Pixie Stix Dessert Desert*
...but it made a really cool shockwave and subsequent wave of flavored sugar!
*begins creating an army of rock candy soldiers and building sugar cube fortresses and structures*
* throws living-death chickens *
I've animated them from the death.
Now they want revange. ::)
*slips on whoppers*
Ow!
*gets back up and notices the living-death chickens*
*stares at them in horror as they go whizzing by*
Yea, revenge against you for turning them into zombies.
*watches as living-death chickens land, turn around, and start to chase Gilgamesh*
* starts throwing broccoli at everyone * :P
*runs into the midst of the fight screaming a battle cry, dodging broccoli, flinging chips covered in cottage cheese with a sling*
*arrives with rock candy golem army and pixie stix gnomes and pixies (of course)*
FEAR THE POWER OF BARELY FLAVORED COLORED SUGAR!
Mwahahahaha! *has a whole new bag of sugar themed tricks up his sleeves*
*successfully dodges broccoli only to be hit by a flying chip*
Ouch!
*flings her mango-flavored sugar-free smoothie (which is quite tasty by the way) in a wide circle*
* releases the rock candy eating sugarbugs *
*looks at the battling armies of rock candy golems and rock candy eating sugarbugs*
*sees that the rock candy golems are winning*
*joins their side*
*places fake rock candy golems made of artificial sugar in the path of the rock candy eating sugarbugs*
Mwa ha ha!
.D
Ah, an ally in the continuing battle... Prepare the PEZ dispenser-cannons for immediate deployment to the frontline! Fire the powdered sugar into the air! (that's right: powdered sugar snow... in APRIL!)
*prepares the PEZ dispenser-canons*
*fires the powdered sugar*
*throws in a call to the Peeps for good measure*
*slips in a mango smoothie, and falls in a group of sugarbugs, squashing eleven*
*pulls out a cake shield and whips at the rock candy golems with a 10 foot licorice whip*
*looks around at mayhem* i think i'll go with the rock candy eating superbugs!
*mounts one of the bugs that Alexander enlarged for me to ride into battle*
*grabs slingshot and bag of frozen ravioli*
im ready for battle!
* uses a catapult to launch many steaks on the battlefield *
*makes the Peeps super hyper by feeding them more sugar*
*fires the first half of the Pez dispenser-canons*
*is temporarily knocked out before firing the second half by a flying steak*
*orders pixie stix gnomes to guard tess's position while she recovers*
*fires the other half of the pez cannons*
*orders ninjas armed with pixie stix for swords and sugar cookie ninja stars to the front line*
Pixie stix pixies, mount the peeps and fly and charge into battle!
*turns the heat way up, hoping to melt many combatants, and making many of their commanders stick to the floor*
* fires gaint grapes at everyone *
*finally recovers from steak*
I'm OK!
*stands halfway up*
Ack! I'm stuck!
*is hit in the head again by a giant grape*
*falls down*
I'm still OK!
*finally gets up*
*fires a few hard candies toward the source of the giant grapes*
Sugary forces march over the steak catapult converting it into a marshmallow catapult.
*fires flaming marshmallows while the army moves on*
*sends the non-melted pixie stick gnomes to move on*
*finds an unmounted peep and mounts it*
*rides toward the front lines to see how the battle is going*
*gets him by some of the cande*
AAAAAaaah it burns, wait, it just takes great.
* Fires cucumber *
*zaps cucumber with Brine-O-Ray, turning it into a pickle mid-flight* XD
*gets hit by pickle*
eww! :X The brine and heat are melting my forces...
Prepare catapult for firing of s'mores.
Gather as much of the syrups and sugary run-off of the melting forces as you can and fall back!
We're not down yet. :suffer:
* throws bananapeels *
*barely avoids being hit by banana peels*
*quickly scoops up syrup and sugar run-off into a giant, hollow chocolate rabbit*
*rides back towards base*
*joins Delling and fires the smore-cannon* *then grabs her own sword made from pixiesticks and runs out into the field, where she is promptly hit by a chocolate strawberry*
*dumps all the sugary run-off into a giant confectioner's pot* :sneaky:
*orders a detachment of his forces to push towards Deloria's position*
*opens 5 mo. old chocolate bunnies*
These will help with the defense even if they are all melty. :P
*eyes confection pot*
Won't be long now. ;P
* releases the giant chocolate birds in the air and sees them dropping giant chocolate-eggs everywhere * :P
*goes to hide behind a giant soda can and from there, pelts random people (none of whom are peers) with egg-whites*
*eyes the confectioner's pot* It's ready! *releases gigantic, molten candy monstrosity upon the battlefield* (For the sake of argument, let's say it's a gigantic oozing chimera.)
Gah!
*gets stuck to ground by oozing chimera*
Gaher!
*trys to lift some up to throw and gets hands stuck, too*
Gahest!
*uses his power-ham on passersby. :P*
*digs a pit*
*fills pit with milk*
*puts many piranha-goldfish in pit*
*covers with sticks and leaves*
*walks away whistling loudly*
*throws a mutton into the now-uncovered pit*
*hides from own monstrosity as the chimera runs down people on the field*
*also hides from eggs...*
*chimera gets hit by egg but keeps going*
*enjoys the spectacle of Delling's chimera eating and running everything down and being generally vicious and is reminded of a certain kitty* ::)
*fires wads of nougat at the chocolate birds from the safety of a Jolly Rancher tank*
*Rides a cookie boat across the piranha-goldfish infested pit of milk. Cookie gets soggy and starts to sink..* Yikes!
*starts throwing cheeses that smell the worst*
Haha! All cheeses smell good! [spoiler] When clothespins are available. :P [/spoiler]
*gives everyone glasses of milk then tells them funny jokes so it sprays out their noses*
The jetties of nasal milk :X are pummeling my chimera!
*poor chimera dissolves and is generally washed away by milk*
*builds a memorial to it out of marmite, the longest lasting food in the world, on the spot where the chimera last stood*
*ponders the destructive power of a flock of red cinammon-flavored dragon peeps* :sneaky:
*doinks everyone on the head with oranges*
.. Well, you weren't expecting me to use MANGOES were you? Besides.. there was an orange-mango rebellion a few years back. This is payback time.
*ices bump on head and glares at the orange*
*Takes orange and carves a panda bear into it :)*
*Chucks panda-orange back at MangoMercury*
...Pandas rock... ;D
*revives from being knocked out by a stray orange*
*finishes knocking down the chocolate birds*
*switches over to converted flame-thrower and starts sending sprays of applesauce toward MangoMercury*
*builds an igloo out of sugar cubes and hides inside*
APPLE SAUCE AND PANDA ORANGES??!
This isn't FAIR!
*hides in Delorikins' sugar igloo*
*uses a chocolate bird as a carrier pidgin, which then brings her random foodstuffs with which she proceeds to pelt random people, all in the name of randomness*
*starts throwing :suffer: -cookies! *
Let the suffering start! :suffer:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 22, 2008, 09:24:50 AM
*starts throwing :suffer: -cookies! *
Let the suffering start! :suffer:
*screams and hides from the horror*
*bites into one*
I think this one may have been spoiled already. :X
;-D
*starts throwing cereal*
...hmm it doesn't seem to do much... :-\
A DRUM ROLL FOR THE YONKEY
Spaghetti for everyone else.
*holds up a peppermint shield against the flying :suffer:-cookies*
*hands hula_chick some gigantic bowling-ball-sized cereal pieces*
Try that :sneaky:
*sets off a chocolate pudding bomb* :devil:
*sends a river of orange juice sweeping through the place*
*being stuffed with fudge, his gremlins throw some all around the room*
YAY FUDGE!
*tops the fudge with sliced bananas*
*is knocked over by the bomb and is washed away by the orange juice flood*
*starts to trudge back to the fighting zone*
*takes a break to eat some of the fudge :D*
Yummy chocolate is better suited for eating than fighting with.
*employs the various sugary things about on the field to build a fortress with a Fudge Feasting Chamber, made of fudge and chocolate, plenty of non-nasal milk is provided*
Salvete omnes! Et nunc, edamus!
*walks in to see what all the Latin is about*
*gets washed away in flood of orange juice*
Yummy! I like orange juice! ;D
*turns a little green as the orange juice is mixing with puddles of melted fudge upon the floor*
*starts a flambe* ;D
*thinks he's still relatively safe within the fudge fortress*
*decides that we will need more than walls to defend this place and quickly returns to his candy army hijinks*
RELEASE THE GIANT SKITTLES GOLEMS!
...and the cinnamon flavored dragon peep airforce!
...and whatever else I can throw together plus anything and everything I have left over from before.
*stands on the ramparts of his fortress and watches his forces move out to defend the territories surrounding the fort*
*chases the GIANT SKITTLES GOLEMS and takes a bite*
Yay! Tropical flavored skittles! ;D
*fires a cannon full of Twizzler ropes that entangle the legs of some Skittle Golems and cause them to trip up and fall over and shatter*
*watches the skittles rollback together, form into the golem, and keep going*
*follows the skittle rainbow and steals the pot of gold coins at the end* Mmmm...
*topples over a cauldron of molten caramel at the feet of the golems*
The dragon-peep airforce flies on, untrammeled. The golems however... well... the first five or so stuck, but the others just walked across on the ones that were already stuck. :sneaky:
*fetches apples and covers in caramel*
Nobody touch the apples! They're cooling! :D
*covers the floor in dough with a bit too much yeast, and watches as the dough rises, covering everything in its path* :suffer:
* takes the dough and puts it in an oven and makes pies out of it *
* gives OB also a few pies and together they start trowing them at random people *
*eats a remaining golem's leg off* :P
*uses twizler to swing across room*
Boo-ya! ;D
*samples a delicious blueberry pie before throwing it* :D
Got any chocolate pies? :)
EDIT: I think the apples are cool now. :D
*fires a Reese's Pieces machine gun at the golems*
*bombards you all with marshmallows*
*catches many of the marshmallows ans builds a giant marshmellowman, complete with chocolate-ball eyes and buttons and a licorice mouth*
*watches as it bounces off to create destruction and mayhem*
Oh great, another Stay Puft.....*calls Ghostbusters*
* throws rotten apples, pears and oranges*
The tomatoes have already been thrown. :P
*releases a vat of boiling chocolate syrup all over the marshmallow man*
*drops a carton of graham crackers onto the chocolate covered marshmallow man* Smores anyone? ;D
Awww so much for that plan. :P
All well, at least I get a yummy snack. :D
*eats a couple of the Smores*
YAY! S'mores! Absolutely brilliant.
*begins construction on a gingerbread house w/ graham crackers*
*hears cackles coming from inside the gingerbread house* Oh great....Where there's a gingerbread house, there's a witch...
Who wants to be the one to push her in the pot this time? XD
This must be a near-sighted witch. I built it out of graham crackers. ;D
Well you DID say GINGERBREAD house out of graham crackers, good enough for a witch :P
And I'm not pushing her in, she might push ME in! :o
The trick is to just sneak up behind her.
We could just avalanche the house with her in it, but that'd ruin angel0fmus1c's house. :P
That's okay. Towers are more fun to build anyway. A witch could provide a good foundation for it. Go ahead. :D
*begins toppling the graham cracker/gingerbread house*
*tosses in more graham crackers*
*the witch flys from the falling house on a broom cackling like mad and dropping balloons full of whipped cream onto everyone*
Oh noes! How does one protect against whipped cream?? OH! I know!
*begins handing out umbrellas made out of banana cream pies*
That's the only way to take care of whipped cream! ;D
*dragon peep air force start battling the witch for air supremacy*
I think I'll add ground to air brownie cannons to my fudge castle... though the cleaning bill for the orange juice is astronomical!... may need to wait a while for the cannons...
*fires cloning ray at witch and makes 6 more, to fight the dragon*
*sends in a few mini-chocolate Winged Ones to help battle the witches*
*brings in more graham crackers to continue construction of the tower now being raised instead of a house*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on February 17, 2008, 08:39:47 PM
*fires cloning ray at witch and makes 6 more, to fight the dragon*
eh... dragon
s... one just doesn't really constitute an air force :P
I finally managed to pay the orange-juice in fudge dining hall bill... I payed in chocolate medallions... 50,000 of them...
anyway *begins building artillery structures on his chocolate castle*
*glares at the plans for the graham cracker tower, wondering if something is a bit off....shrugs it off and starts digging the moat, which will be filled with molten caramel*
*attempts to climb the graham cracker tower, but fails misrelably*
...Oh well :-\
*helps on tower's construction*
*watches the dragon peeps ongoing battle with the witches* that's going well...
*continues to watch over the development of various chocolate themed artillery weapons including a s'mores catapult*
*lets down a rope of Twizzlers from the top of the tower*
Did someone say S'mores catapults!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :D You are my new favorite person, Delling!
*stares in horror as the graham cracker tower starts to tip ominously to one side*
*yells for some giant chocolate bars to be brought to shore it up*
*looks up and watches some ogres strengthen the walls with chocolate bars*
"whips up mortar to hold tower together from Oreo cream filling and peanut butter*
Oreos (sp??) and peanut butter are delish!
EDIT: What the heck is the plural for an Oreo anyway?!?!?!?
*observes the battle with the witches*
There's only a couple left...
Fire the S'mores catapult!
It's a hit!
*one witch goes down in a heap of molten marshmallow*
*the other flees, escaping the thread for parts unknown* :(
She was the smartest being the original, that's why she survived AND ran.
I believe the plural for Oreos is....Oreos....I don't think it's like moose where its the same when it's singular or plural, it's a proper noun cookie. :P
Thanks much!
*builds a speeder out of cookies to hunt down the witch*
throws peaches from behind a sugarcube-wall.
Ewwwwwwwww, peaches....*dumps a barrel of apples over the sugarcube wall on Gilgamesh's head*
*climbs the twizzler rope to the top of the tower*
*does a cannonball into the liquid marshmallow lake below, a result of the tower's construction, splashing all passerby*
*digs a moat for the marshmallow to flow into*
A chocolate castle with a marshmallow moat! :D
I think I shall have to populate my castle with remnants of my confectionary minions of food fights past... if I can find any.
*throws an evil Gingerbread man over Delling's walls*
*stabs Gingerbread Man with a candy cane*
Mmmm...candy canes :P
*takes the Gingerbread Man's corpse and throws it back over the wall at PK*
*uses magic paddles to zap the Gingerbread man* CLEAR!
*catapults jello balls at PK to distract him*
*Wakes up and finds he's still in his hiding place*
*Throws licorice lasso and snags Delling's foot*
*catches the jello with his mouth and eats it all*
*drops Tessy in a vat of jello and freezes it*
*dies from (or is it of?) asphyxiation*
:P
*Puts PK in a giant food processor for killing Tessy and turns it on.*
Ewww...this is getting nasty!
Yeah, as yummy as PK might be... o_O ...Let's just stick with actual food here. :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 16, 2008, 07:31:27 PM
Ewww...this is getting nasty!
You're right, koko. Let's clean up a bit.
*removes PK from the food processor and magically reassembles him*
*removes Tessy from the frozen jello and resuscitates her*
Ok. All better! ;D
Rules of the Virtual Food Fight:
Everyone lives!
Nobody dies!
...and lots of food gets smeared, thrown, and employed in creative virtual ways. :P
As you wish...
*whips up some Tiramisu and throws it at Delling*
*Yanks licorice and trips Delling, who falls into a bowl of purple ketchup*
I LIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!
*throws coconuts at PK in retaliation*
*Throws the Stinky Cheese Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stinky_Cheese_Man) at PK.*
Hey I never said Tessy died, I just said I froze her in Jello :P
*bops away the coconuts with a salami bat*
*applies a clothespin to his nose and calmly melts the Stinky Cheese Man with a flamethrower*
*picks up the melted stinky cheese and pours it on Elessar*
*Turns on a blender at full speed and blows as much cheese as he can off of himself and onto Yonkey*
*Grabs a handful of brussel sprouts and slings them at Tessy*
*ducks behind the closest hard-candy rock to avoid the sprouts*
*hurls several bananas back at Elessar while under cover*
*Grabs as many bananas as he can before they hit him. Takes of the peels and throws them into the middle of the room, hoping to make people slip. Mushes up the fruit and chucks the glob at snabbott, which gets stuck in his hair.*
*hears about a food fight and ducks under the table*
*splashes a bucket full of grape juice under the table at chucklas*
*flings extra sticky brownie batter around the room*
*takes the banana glop out of his hair, makes a banana cream pie out of it, and hits PK in the face with it*
*Deflects grapejuice into elessar with umbrella*
*slapshots oranges around the room with a hockey stick*
*Pulls out an air compressor and rigs it up with a hose. He then proceeds to spray chucklas with high-presssured Root Beer*
*finds some key lime pie warriors, marshmallow soldiers, and even a unicorn peep*
*keeps looking and finds 3 or 4 ice-cream pie soldiers, 2 boston cream pie archers, a lone cherry pie medic along with a lone blue berry pie bombadier, and a pixie stix pixie who has been living out in the Pixie Stix Dessert Desert with the aid of a pixie stix gnome and rock candy golem*
*recalls his dragon peeps to the castle defense and populates the castle with his recovered forces*
*Unleashes the Cookie Monster on Delling's infantry, which are utterly devastated*
*retaliates whit his grape-monster*
I needed a lot of energy to bring al those grapes alive. :P
Quote from: Elessar on April 20, 2008, 01:33:32 PM
*Unleashes the Cookie Monster on Delling's infantry, which are utterly devastated*
:'( :'( ...but... but my infantry isn't in the field... all of my forces are defending my fudge/chocolate castle :)
*eats his way through front door of castle* XD
Gah! *flips out* Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a door of fudge!? *puts in an order to the kitchens which are also made of chocolate* Ya know... there was an open invitation to come feast in the dining hall... you could have KNOCKED!
Quote from: Delling on April 20, 2008, 06:05:52 PM
Gah! *flips out* Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a door of fudge!?
Yes, and it was worth every bite! ;D :P
*barricades that doorway with sugar cubes held together with molasses*
It's a warzone out there!
*melts down Delling's door with his flamethrower and tosses bags of living gummy worms through*
*fortifies her position with corn-on-the-cob pillars*
*balls up all the stringy stuff from the corn and pelts it at PK while he's occupied with the door*
*grabs the bread crumbs she was going to use tonight and starts throwing them at everyone*
*employs his recovered army to force the gummy worms back out*
*retakes the doorway and installs the door of fudge from the kitchens!*
*hangs a sign*
"You may come and feast in the feasting hall, but he who eats of door or floor or wall is not invited to the ball."
*makes the corn hair into a wig and wears it*
*pelts Tessy with ramen noodles*
*sneaks up behind PK and pours the ramen noodle seasoning on him*
*sends out troops who promptly dig trenches*
Every castle needs a moat! ;D
*issues his dragon peep airforce and readies his s'mores catapults should there be an attack*
Fear the cinnamon-y flame breath of my dragons! ...and don't attack my construction project...
*dunks his head in hot water and throws the ramen broth on Cat*
*suddenly wants some ramen*
*has Delling's moat filled with chocolate* :D
EDIT: Typo. ::)
Yeah... it should be finished by now... *begins construction of a white chocolate castle next to the chocolate/fudge castle*
*throws rock candy in the moat*
*admires Delling's castle*
*steals a piece of rock candy from Delling's moat and starts to eat it*
This thread always makes me sad cause I keep noticing Say created it :'(
Quote from: tessspoon on May 14, 2008, 08:33:56 PM
This thread always makes me sad cause I keep noticing Say created it :'(
I do the same thing :( *sigh* I wish that she could reconcile and return to POS... but I understand it will take time... maybe after the complete release of TSL should POS take on new projects...*orders that columns and a garden be added to the courtyard of the white chocolate castle* *has twizzler heating elements added to the inner banks of the chocolate moat*
Quote from: tessspoon on May 14, 2008, 08:33:56 PM
This thread always makes me sad cause I keep noticing Say created it [/i]:'(
Ya I miss her too :'( . i need to find her address and write her. I keep telling myself that and never do. :-[
I didn't get to get to know her well enough :(
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 14, 2008, 08:58:18 PM
I didn't get to get to know her well enough :(
Ditto, she wasn't on as much by the time I got here :(
Quote from: tessspoon on May 14, 2008, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 14, 2008, 08:58:18 PM
I didn't get to get to know her well enough :(
Ditto, she wasn't on as much by the time I got here :(
She's a really nice lady, we talked a bit off line and I'm proud to say if it weren't for her I wouldn't still be here.
(Makes promise to self to write her this weekend.)
Quote from: tessspoon on May 14, 2008, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 14, 2008, 08:58:18 PM
I didn't get to get to know her well enough :(
Ditto, she wasn't on as much by the time I got here :(
I didn't get to know her really... but back when I was lurking... I recall a warm fuzzy feeling whenever Say entered a conversation... it was her manner of expression and her whipping people into line (cf. :say: (I'd love to provide an actual post example, but I wouldn't know where to find one now)).
*smacks Delling in the face with a cream pie to break some sadness tension*
*tosses some meringue pies around*
(Anchor-free) :P
Quote from: Delling on May 14, 2008, 08:39:07 PM
*orders that columns and a garden be added to the courtyard of the white chocolate castle* *has twizzler heating elements added to the inner banks of the chocolate moat*
*suggests that a gazebo of butter tablet be constructed* :P
Bleh that's far too much butter.
*builds a tower of pizzas*
*strengthens PK's pizza tower with breadsticks*
*decides to bring in some garlic for the breadsticks*
Oooh...yummy!
*raises an eyebrow* Don't make them yummy, you'll draw eaters! They need to remain as supports :P
*digs his trench that will be filled with molten marinara*
*suddenly realizes that no one is fighting anymore in the Virtual Food Fight thread*
*decides that his neighbor has a nicer piece of land and begins marching out chocolate armies from the bowels of the earth deep beneath his castles*
Quote from: Delling on July 18, 2008, 07:21:20 AM
*suddenly realizes that no one is fighting anymore in the Virtual Food Fight thread*
*decides that his neighbor has a nicer piece of land and begins marching out chocolate armies from the bowels of the earth deep beneath his castles*
XD Been listening to the Invasion-Song have we? :D
Quote from: PirateKingChris on July 12, 2008, 06:07:20 PM
Bleh that's far too much butter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_tablet :P
*begins construction on a wall made of shortbread and butterscotch*
*starts construction on a really tall rice cake tower from which to toss popcorn bombs at PK's wall*
*starts making popcorn bombs for Tessy to use as ammunition*
*prepares the hot caramel spray cannons*
*A paper airplane whizzes by, dropping 152 gummy worm paratroopers onto PKC's tower, which begin burrowing and munching their way into the heart of the tower.*
*Spreads a thick layer of porridge and brown sugar across the neighboring 9 floor tiles and rolling watermelons across the subtance toward the tower walls...
:evil: Thou art doomed! :evil:*
Mmmmm... porridge!
*Throws scones with clotted cream and strawberries over PK's wall*
(Posted on: November 05, 2008, 09:15:15 PM)
*Starts building a giant pie catapult*
*blows up the tower, destroying all the troops attacking it....flees to his bomb shelter made of jelly beans*
*makes dinner using a bit of snabbott's pie and and a bit of PK's jelly bean shelter*
Begins gathering porridge, watermelons, and jelly beans to bake into some (admittedly not very appealing) pies. I suppose if they were appealing, I wouldn't want to waste them as ammunition! ;D
starts up his toffee throwing machine.
*launches many pieces of toffee*
*grumbling to himself, he sends out his chocolate goblins to repair his shelter which has been damaged from pie-making*
*Launches a watermelon pie at PK's goblins. Jams Gilgamesh's toffee-throwing machine with jelly beans from PK's shelter*
*catches the watermelon pie, feeds it to his goblin workers....Finds seeds in the pie and puts them in a gun to fire at chocolate goblins*
*sees his toffee throwing machine explode and all the toffee flying through the air creating a toffee igloo, takes a hot melting devise and puts it in the toffee let the toffee melt and everyone get stuck to the ground. Makes sure he has his anti toffee sticky boots on*
*Puts a table lying on it's side on another table, and pours tea down the steeped slope onto passersby. Then brews some coffee, and rolls the dregs into spitballs.*
*pulls out an AK-47 altered to fire rainbow sprinkles and begins filling the air with rainbow glory, all the while cackling like a maniac*
*Lashes PKC with a fifteen-strand spaghetti whip*
*Dumps a bowl of Italian Wedding Soup on Elessar*
Sneaks up behind mateo with a bowl of banana cream pudding...
*hugs this thread* Aww... I missed this thread... now, where are my dragon peeps? :sneaky:
*mounts up a dragon peep and flies around breathing chocolate syrup napalm on people*
*Opens my mouth wide*
Yaaaaay! Free chocolate!
*Dumps a bowl of fruit punch in Haids1987 waiting mouth*
*Gasp...cough...cough...choke...*
Thanks mateo! *Grabs a banana and smashes it into mateo's hair*