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Haven => The Asylum! => Topic started by: MikPal on October 22, 2012, 03:20:28 AM

Title: Spoilers!
Post by: MikPal on October 22, 2012, 03:20:28 AM
Let's spoil the fork out of everything. No names though, there's no fun in spoiling if the spoilee knows what is being spoiled. Read at your own risk.

Hotel Earle was a gateway to hell.

Octave dies in the end, everything else is an illusion.

The monastery burns in the end.
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Post by: Delling on October 22, 2012, 04:43:02 AM
It's his sled.


I did... because you see--the cognac was poisoned!!
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Post by: Jafar on October 22, 2012, 05:44:21 AM
The butler did it.


They all grew up in the same orphanage.


It was Dr. Wily all along.
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Post by: MikPal on October 23, 2012, 11:51:45 AM
The speckled band was a snake.

Everybody lives happily ever after.
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Post by: Deloria on October 23, 2012, 09:52:37 PM
She gives herself an abortion in a really disturbing scene. The alien foetus she was carrying survives. It goes on to kill everything in a sequel.
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Post by: crayauchtin on October 26, 2012, 11:27:09 PM
He's actually a ghost.

He only exists inside his head.
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Post by: Oldbushie on October 27, 2012, 06:38:24 PM
The cake is a lie.
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on October 27, 2012, 08:16:00 PM
The Masked Man is really Claus, your brother.
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Post by: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 08:40:16 AM
The Masked Man is really Claus, your brother.
I love that game. :D

Candy is bad for your teeth!
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Post by: Delling on October 28, 2012, 08:45:11 AM

Candy is bad for your teeth!

N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2012, 09:22:15 AM
They're twins.
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Post by: snabbott on October 28, 2012, 10:21:49 AM
He's Clark Kent.
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Post by: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 10:24:21 AM
There's a snake in my boot!
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Post by: Rosella on October 28, 2012, 10:40:31 AM
There's a snake in my boot!

XD
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Post by: crayauchtin on October 30, 2012, 05:45:22 PM
He was framed.
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Post by: Oldbushie on October 31, 2012, 01:50:31 PM
It was Earth all along!
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Post by: Deloria on November 01, 2012, 02:03:54 AM
Yes, there is a Nazi base on the dark side of the moon.
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Post by: Oldbushie on November 01, 2012, 10:33:53 AM
My teacher is an alien!
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Post by: Jafar on November 01, 2012, 01:12:13 PM
MY teacher glows in the dark!
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 01, 2012, 10:49:50 PM
My teacher flunked the planet!
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Post by: Oldbushie on November 05, 2012, 07:12:54 PM
Only the good die young.
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Post by: snabbott on November 06, 2012, 11:36:37 AM
The good guys win in the end.
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 07, 2012, 12:53:33 AM
Paul is the Walrus.
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on November 07, 2012, 10:38:57 AM
He's really the villain who is stalking the princess instead of "saving" her
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Post by: Oldbushie on November 07, 2012, 11:13:51 AM
The spin of the top is ambiguous at the end.
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 07, 2012, 11:08:17 PM
The princess is the leader of the rebels!
Oh, and...
They're not really rebels.
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Post by: Deloria on November 08, 2012, 05:26:10 AM
How are they not rebels? :S
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Post by: Jafar on November 08, 2012, 05:31:25 AM
Well he can't tell you THAT. It'd spoil the whole story! ::)
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 08, 2012, 08:32:25 PM
They're a secret order that protects the royal bloodline... so secret most of the royal bloodline doesn't even know about them.

No one said we had to give spoilers for GOOD stories. :P
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Post by: KatieHal on November 08, 2012, 10:17:25 PM
Some of these I really want to know what they're from. Like the one Cray just posted! It may not be a good story, but that is a cool premise.
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Post by: MikPal on November 09, 2012, 12:01:57 PM
She will now live forever as an urban legend.

He lives and in the end is a real humanbeing/hero

The confused elves are rounded up, teached to be santa claus' around the world
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 11, 2012, 12:15:52 AM
I'm in the same boat as you, Katie!

My last spoilers were from the game Arx Fatalis which is a game with remarkable world-building and a decent story, just... y'know, not great writing (every single "plot twist" is predictable, there's various places where they *give* you exposition instead of letting you uncover it, etc), the worst voice acting in any video game ever (but you can't play it on mute, there's a lot of stuff you need to know that isn't subtitled! :( ), and the gameplay is...uh... well it has its strong points and its low points.

Anyways! From a totally different story....
The Night Goddess brought him back to life!
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Post by: MikPal on November 11, 2012, 01:43:29 AM
Don't spoil the spoiler!
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Post by: Oldbushie on November 12, 2012, 11:26:16 AM
A tortoise becomes immortal.
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 12, 2012, 10:57:31 PM
The island is a turtle.
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Post by: Deloria on November 13, 2012, 07:08:19 AM
I'm in the same boat as you, Katie!

My last spoilers were from the game Arx Fatalis which is a game with remarkable world-building and a decent story, just... y'know, not great writing (every single "plot twist" is predictable, there's various places where they *give* you exposition instead of letting you uncover it, etc), the worst voice acting in any video game ever (but you can't play it on mute, there's a lot of stuff you need to know that isn't subtitled! :( ), and the gameplay is...uh... well it has its strong points and its low points.

Anyways! From a totally different story....
The Night Goddess brought him back to life!
Huh. I'd have guessed Da Vinci Code.
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 13, 2012, 09:09:50 AM
There's a princess in The DaVinci Code?

The Dragon can be killed without any sacrifices!
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Post by: Deloria on November 13, 2012, 10:41:17 AM
Kind of, in that she has royal/Christ blood.
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on November 13, 2012, 12:25:09 PM
Isn't that the same with GK3? Then again, I'm 20+ episodes behind in Dilandau3000's LP of that game, so I'm only guessing.
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Post by: Deloria on November 13, 2012, 03:53:29 PM
Not quite.

The treasure is the tomb of Christ. The Wandering Jew is one of the hotel guests. It's mediocre.
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 13, 2012, 10:48:49 PM
I fell asleep before the movie was over.
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Post by: snabbott on November 14, 2012, 02:05:28 PM
bacterial decomposition (Get it? Spoiler? ::))
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 14, 2012, 10:48:03 PM
He faked his own death!
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Post by: Deloria on November 15, 2012, 09:53:59 AM
bacterial decomposition (Get it? Spoiler? ::))

It's so fascinating how "to decompose" is an active verb but a very passive process.
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Post by: MikPal on November 15, 2012, 07:55:11 PM
There is custard between the rhubarbs.
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on November 15, 2012, 07:56:26 PM
The Brigand Leader is really Elsa Von Spielburg
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 15, 2012, 11:17:21 PM
Minos has the Prophecy Stone!
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Post by: snabbott on November 16, 2012, 09:13:16 AM
The parrot really is dead. Also, the cheese shop doesn't have any cheese.
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Post by: MikPal on November 21, 2012, 04:57:20 AM
He turns into Michael Ironside. "We've won."
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Post by: Oldbushie on November 22, 2012, 09:42:21 AM
You are not a gun!
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 22, 2012, 06:18:44 PM
It was the turducken sandwich.
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Post by: KatieHal on November 23, 2012, 08:54:13 AM
Cray: Ha! I think I know what that one's from.

An episode of Supernatural!
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 23, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
Katie's right.
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Post by: Delling on November 24, 2012, 02:26:46 PM
It's okay: Bumble will be de-fanged... and completely de-toothed for that matter...
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Post by: Oldbushie on January 10, 2013, 11:08:12 AM
The spoiler style is back!
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Post by: crayauchtin on January 15, 2013, 12:56:56 PM
The bad guy doesn't win.

I know. I was surprised too.
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Post by: Deloria on January 15, 2013, 05:43:38 PM
You never see V's face or learn his real story.
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Post by: Oldbushie on January 15, 2013, 08:05:21 PM
There's a monster under your bed.
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Post by: Deloria on February 09, 2013, 02:36:19 PM
I am the Mistress of Ceremonies! :D
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Post by: stika on February 09, 2013, 02:50:52 PM

you are the night? You are vengeance?
you are the hero Postudios deserves but not what the one it needs because you can take it?
you are the terror that flaps in the night? :o
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 09, 2013, 04:18:53 PM
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on February 09, 2013, 05:15:21 PM
I am the Mistress of Ceremonies! :D

you are the night? You are vengeance?
you are the hero Postudios deserves but not what the one it needs because you can take it?
you are the terror that flaps in the night? :o
Shouldn't she be Catwoman?
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Post by: stika on February 09, 2013, 05:19:48 PM

But how else would I throw in two Batman references AND a Darkwing duck reference otherwise?
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Post by: KatieHal on February 09, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
He IS the itch on your trigger finger, after all.
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Post by: snabbott on February 09, 2013, 07:17:04 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7zez0Jy21rbehg6o1_500.png)
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Post by: crayauchtin on February 21, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
In every generation, there is a Chosen One.
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 21, 2013, 08:28:46 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Post by: darthkiwi on February 22, 2013, 02:36:43 PM
Turns out, there was a body in the wall the whole time.
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Post by: Delling on February 28, 2013, 08:41:07 AM
Turns out, there was a body in the wall the whole time.
GAH! Spoiler tags, man! :o

So... Henry's "destined" to kill Mr. Gold...

Spoiler is an actual spoiler for Once Upon A Time if you aren't up to date... I accidentally blurted it out in shock while watching the ep. with Deloria... not realizing my roommate who is not up to date was in the apartment... sorry, Dave. :P
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Post by: darthkiwi on May 01, 2013, 03:55:11 PM
Your best friend (who obviously thinks about death a lot ::) *sighs at stupid emo trope*) did it!
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Post by: KatieHal on May 01, 2013, 10:11:46 PM
Nah, it was the Special Guest Star Big Name Actor Who's Only Appearing In This One Episode, that's who did it!
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Post by: Oldbushie on May 02, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
Cake is delicious.
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Post by: snabbott on May 02, 2013, 09:58:48 AM
Cake is delicious.
So is chocolate!