Let's spoil the fork out of everything. No names though, there's no fun in spoiling if the spoilee knows what is being spoiled. Read at your own risk.
[spoiler]Hotel Earle was a gateway to hell.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Octave dies in the end, everything else is an illusion.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The monastery burns in the end.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It's his sled.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I did... because you see--the cognac was poisoned!![/spoiler]
[spoiler]The butler did it.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]They all grew up in the same orphanage.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It was Dr. Wily all along.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The speckled band was a snake.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Everybody lives happily ever after.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] She gives herself an abortion in a really disturbing scene. The alien foetus she was carrying survives. It goes on to kill everything in a sequel. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]He's actually a ghost.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]He only exists inside his head.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The cake is a lie.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] The Masked Man is really Claus, your brother. [/spoiler]
Quote from: GrahamRocks! on October 27, 2012, 08:16:00 PM
[spoiler] The Masked Man is really Claus, your brother. [/spoiler]
I love that game. :D
[spoiler]Candy is bad for your teeth![/spoiler]
Quote from: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 08:40:16 AM
[spoiler]Candy is bad for your teeth![/spoiler]
N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[spoiler]They're twins. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]He's Clark Kent.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]There's a snake in my boot![/spoiler]
[spoiler]He was framed.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It was Earth all along![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Yes, there is a Nazi base on the dark side of the moon. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]My teacher is an alien![/spoiler]
[spoiler]MY teacher glows in the dark![/spoiler]
[spoiler]My teacher flunked the planet![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Only the good die young.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The good guys win in the end.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Paul is the Walrus.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]He's really the villain who is stalking the princess instead of "saving" her[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The spin of the top is ambiguous at the end.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The princess is the leader of the rebels![/spoiler]
Oh, and...
[spoiler]They're not really rebels.[/spoiler]
How are they not rebels? :S
Well he can't tell you THAT. It'd spoil the whole story! ::)
[spoiler]They're a secret order that protects the royal bloodline... so secret most of the royal bloodline doesn't even know about them.[/spoiler]
No one said we had to give spoilers for GOOD stories. :P
Some of these I really want to know what they're from. Like the one Cray just posted! It may not be a good story, but that is a cool premise.
[spoiler]She will now live forever as an urban legend.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]He lives and in the end is a real humanbeing/hero[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The confused elves are rounded up, teached to be santa claus' around the world[/spoiler]
I'm in the same boat as you, Katie!
My last spoilers were from the game Arx Fatalis which is a game with remarkable world-building and a decent story, just... y'know, not great writing (every single "plot twist" is predictable, there's various places where they *give* you exposition instead of letting you uncover it, etc), the worst voice acting in any video game ever (but you can't play it on mute, there's a lot of stuff you need to know that isn't subtitled! :( ), and the gameplay is...uh... well it has its strong points and its low points.
Anyways! From a totally different story....
[spoiler]The Night Goddess brought him back to life![/spoiler]
Don't spoil the spoiler!
[spoiler]A tortoise becomes immortal.[/spoiler]
The island is a turtle.
Quote from: crayauchtin on November 11, 2012, 12:15:52 AM
I'm in the same boat as you, Katie!
My last spoilers were from the game Arx Fatalis which is a game with remarkable world-building and a decent story, just... y'know, not great writing (every single "plot twist" is predictable, there's various places where they *give* you exposition instead of letting you uncover it, etc), the worst voice acting in any video game ever (but you can't play it on mute, there's a lot of stuff you need to know that isn't subtitled! :( ), and the gameplay is...uh... well it has its strong points and its low points.
Anyways! From a totally different story....
[spoiler]The Night Goddess brought him back to life![/spoiler]
Huh. I'd have guessed
Da Vinci Code.
There's a princess in The DaVinci Code?
[spoiler]The Dragon can be killed without any sacrifices![/spoiler]
Kind of, in that she has royal/Christ blood.
Isn't that the same with GK3? Then again, I'm 20+ episodes behind in Dilandau3000's LP of that game, so I'm only guessing.
Not quite.
[spoiler] The treasure is the tomb of Christ. The Wandering Jew is one of the hotel guests. It's mediocre. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]I fell asleep before the movie was over.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]bacterial decomposition (Get it? Spoiler? ::))[/spoiler]
[spoiler]He faked his own death![/spoiler]
Quote from: snabbott on November 14, 2012, 02:05:28 PM
[spoiler]bacterial decomposition (Get it? Spoiler? ::))[/spoiler]
It's so fascinating how "to decompose" is an active verb but a very passive process.
[spoiler]There is custard between the rhubarbs.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The Brigand Leader is really Elsa Von Spielburg[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Minos has the Prophecy Stone![/spoiler]
[spoiler]The parrot really is dead. Also, the cheese shop doesn't have any cheese.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]He turns into Michael Ironside. "We've won."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]You are not a gun![/spoiler]
[spoiler]It was the turducken sandwich.[/spoiler]
Cray: Ha! I think I know what that one's from.
[spoiler]An episode of Supernatural![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Katie's right.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It's okay: Bumble will be de-fanged... and completely de-toothed for that matter...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The spoiler style is back![/spoiler]
[spoiler]The bad guy doesn't win.[/spoiler]
I know. I was surprised too.
[spoiler]
You never see V's face or learn his real story. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]There's a monster under your bed.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I am the Mistress of Ceremonies! :D [/spoiler]
[spoiler]you are the night? You are vengeance?
you are the hero Postudios deserves but not what the one it needs because you can take it?
you are the terror that flaps in the night? :o[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ceci n'est pas une pipe.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Deloria on February 09, 2013, 02:36:19 PM
[spoiler]I am the Mistress of Ceremonies! :D [/spoiler]
Quote from: stika on February 09, 2013, 02:50:52 PM
[spoiler]you are the night? You are vengeance?
you are the hero Postudios deserves but not what the one it needs because you can take it?
you are the terror that flaps in the night? :o[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Shouldn't she be Catwoman?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]But how else would I throw in two Batman references AND a Darkwing duck reference otherwise? [/spoiler]
[spoiler]He IS the itch on your trigger finger, after all.[/spoiler]
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7zez0Jy21rbehg6o1_500.png)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]In every generation, there is a Chosen One.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries![/spoiler]
Turns out, there was a body in the wall the whole time.
Quote from: darthkiwi on February 22, 2013, 02:36:43 PM
Turns out, there was a body in the wall the whole time.
GAH! Spoiler tags, man! :o
[spoiler]So... Henry's "destined" to kill Mr. Gold...[/spoiler]
Spoiler is an actual spoiler for Once Upon A Time if you aren't up to date... I accidentally blurted it out in shock while watching the ep. with Deloria... not realizing my roommate who is not up to date was in the apartment... sorry, Dave. :P
[spoiler]Your best friend (who obviously thinks about death a lot ::) *sighs at stupid emo trope*) did it![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Nah, it was the Special Guest Star Big Name Actor Who's Only Appearing In This One Episode, that's who did it! [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Cake is delicious.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Oldbushie on May 02, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
[spoiler]Cake is delicious.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]So is chocolate![/spoiler]