I don't know about you, but I enjoy making bad jokes and puns, and where better to share them than the Asylum?
Here are some puns with a common theme:
Imitation diamond?
[spoiler]shamrock[/spoiler]
Fake poop?
[spoiler]shampoo[/spoiler]
Feigned ache?
[spoiler]champagne[/spoiler]
And then there are a couple that only science people (and only some of them) will get. I'll share them anyway. :P Delling, at least, should get them (I think). These are particularly bad. You have been warned.
What do you call a biochemist's spelling checker?
[spoiler]A typoisomerase.
topoisomerase = protein that changes how tightly DNA is wound.
isomer = same atoms but rearranged[/spoiler]
What do you call a display of human cell culture?
[spoiler]A HeLa case
HeLa = human cancer cell line
helicase = protein that unwinds DNA[/spoiler]
What about you? Any groaners to share? :P
I love your terrible puns. XD I'll post any if I think of any.
A key wearing big glasses?
[spoiler]Dorky![/spoiler]
Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"
What did the hospital staff say to the lost patient who asked where she was?
[spoiler]Urinalysis Wonderland![/spoiler]
XD
Quote from: LadyTerra on February 19, 2013, 05:07:41 PM
Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"
The format is up to you!