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Title: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 22, 2013, 03:16:26 PM
(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9555/eggj.jpg)

Erica won't eat'em
Davies won't eat'em
Gallagher won't eat'em
Not even Robert who's been on the streets for 3 years will eat them.

I say we should all try and guess just what's in those things
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Oldbushie on April 22, 2013, 03:18:16 PM
Refried brains.
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 22, 2013, 03:19:28 PM
Maybe he's not using Chicken eggs? :O

Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Delling on April 22, 2013, 03:20:50 PM
Maybe they've just gone off? Actually, egg salad sandwiches can smell a bit rancid sometimes...
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 22, 2013, 03:23:54 PM
Quote from: Delling on April 22, 2013, 03:20:50 PM
Maybe they've just gone off? Actually, egg salad sandwiches can smell a bit rancid sometimes...
Robert's been living on the street for 3 years. I think he'd even eat a month old pizza if he found one :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 22, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
Well...
The hanged man soiled himself.
John said, "So that's the smell! And you blamed it on my sandwich."

Draw your own conclusion. :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: KatieHal on April 22, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
I hate the smell of egg salad. And the look of it. Just yuck!

I don't blame Robert--that thing had been sitting out all day by the time she offered it to him!


LOL, snabbott!
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Say on April 22, 2013, 11:16:31 PM
That's Cesar's favorite.
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Jack Stryker on April 23, 2013, 06:03:09 PM
I could've sworn there was a way to give it to Robert, but I can't remember how. 

Personally though, the only egg sandwiches I can tolerate are the ones from Jack in the Box.  And even so, I'd prefer if they didn't sit around getting cold.
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 23, 2013, 10:24:00 PM
I think you have to [spoiler]bring him in forcefully.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Jack Stryker on April 24, 2013, 04:34:30 AM
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 24, 2013, 04:58:46 AM
Quote from: snabbott on April 23, 2013, 10:24:00 PM
I think you have to [spoiler]bring him in forcefully.[/spoiler]
yep. But I've found most people don't do that, based on my FB experiences

Quote from: Jack Stryker on April 24, 2013, 04:34:30 AM
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html

Lol that was pretty funny :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 05:46:57 AM
Quote from: stika on April 24, 2013, 04:58:46 AM
Quote from: snabbott on April 23, 2013, 10:24:00 PM
I think you have to [spoiler]bring him in forcefully.[/spoiler]
yep. But I've found most people don't do that, based on my FB experiences
Yeah - it's pretty obvious what the "right" choices are for the most part. I don't really get why someone would choose to act like a jerk. Then again, I don't get why someone would choose an Evil alignment in an RPG, either.
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 05:53:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Stryker on April 24, 2013, 04:34:30 AM
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html
New favorite insult - "Du hast kartoffelsalat im kopf." XD
(Should that be "Sie haben"? I'm not sure how the formal/informal "you" thing applies when you're insulting someone. :P)
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 24, 2013, 06:33:05 AM
Quote from: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 05:46:57 AM
Quote from: stika on April 24, 2013, 04:58:46 AM
Quote from: snabbott on April 23, 2013, 10:24:00 PM
I think you have to [spoiler]bring him in forcefully.[/spoiler]
yep. But I've found most people don't do that, based on my FB experiences
Yeah - it's pretty obvious what the "right" choices are for the most part. I don't really get why someone would choose to act like a jerk. Then again, I don't get why someone would choose an Evil alignment in an RPG, either.
because being evil is "cool" or something :P

I remember in Neverwinter Nights 1 &2 and in the Baldur's Gate games I'd always create a lawful evil character and by the end of the game he was lawful good, I just couldn't be mean to those poor NPCs :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: darthkiwi on April 24, 2013, 08:07:48 AM
Quote from: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 05:53:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Stryker on April 24, 2013, 04:34:30 AM
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html
New favorite insult - "Du hast kartoffelsalat im kopf." XD
(Should that be "Sie haben"? I'm not sure how the formal/informal "you" thing applies when you're insulting someone. :P)
(Deloria): You're not going to go out of your way to be polite to someone you're insulting, so the Du is fine. :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 10:11:20 AM
Thanks, Deloria! That's kind of what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure if it was strictly a matter of politeness. Kind of like I'm not sure if it's ok to use "fressen" instead of "essen" to indicate that someone is eating like an animal. :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 24, 2013, 10:39:39 AM
Phoenix Online forums: Where we discuss King's Quest, Egg Sandwhiches and how to better insult you in German  8)
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 10:44:31 AM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Say on April 30, 2013, 02:36:13 PM
Some egg sandwiches are rather delicious, though :D

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L_3iC0zfdoo/THR9q3fRtrI/AAAAAAAAXCk/IM6p2-iJ8yU/s1600/DSC_0616.JPG)

Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on April 30, 2013, 03:02:33 PM
That looks delicious and it reminds me of that unofficial McDonald's burger the Mac 10:35 where you mix an egg sandwhich and a bacon cheese burguer into one burguer

edit:

here it is

(http://mcdonaldsnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/mc1035.jpg)
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: Guyra on April 30, 2013, 04:31:56 PM
I'd eat the egg sandwich only if it was 100%. But it's not. :p
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on April 30, 2013, 05:29:23 PM
100% what? Egg?

And both of those sandwiches look pretty good, though the one Say posted looks better.
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: stika on May 01, 2013, 08:24:46 AM
I'm sure it's 100% something, we just don't know what :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on May 01, 2013, 01:11:54 PM
100% matter.
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: darthkiwi on May 01, 2013, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 10:11:20 AM
Thanks, Deloria! That's kind of what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure if it was strictly a matter of politeness. Kind of like I'm not sure if it's ok to use "fressen" instead of "essen" to indicate that someone is eating like an animal. :P
That's highly insulting, but you can do it. :P So grammatically correct, socially not. :P
Title: Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
Post by: snabbott on May 02, 2013, 10:18:45 AM
Quote from: darthkiwi on May 01, 2013, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: snabbott on April 24, 2013, 10:11:20 AM
Thanks, Deloria! That's kind of what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure if it was strictly a matter of politeness. Kind of like I'm not sure if it's ok to use "fressen" instead of "essen" to indicate that someone is eating like an animal. :P
That's highly insulting, but you can do it. :P So grammatically correct, socially not. :P
Good to know. :) I wrote that about someone in a postcard to my high school German class, but then I wasn't sure if they would know it was on purpose. Also, I was only teasing, not trying to be insulting. :-\