Okay, this is a game similar to the Good/Bad thread only it happens to fictional characters and sort of becomes a story! :D Same basic rules as other things, wait for two people to post after you've posted before posting again. Another catch is you're either doing Fortunately or Unfortunately depending on what the previous person has, so it would go like this:
"First post:
Fortunately, Jollo was having another happy day in the castle...
Second post:
Unfortunately, he accidentally broke the royal vase while dancing too much."
And it would go back and forth like that!
Here we go:
Fortunately, it was another happy day for Alex, for he had Cassima by his side.
Unfortunately, Cassima was secretly in love with another man. :o
Fortunately, the man was hit by a HGC (Heavy Goods Carriage) and Cassima promptly forgot about him :)
Unfortunately, he got out of the hospital 2 months later. >:(
Fortunately, he had amnesia and couldn't remember the affair.
Unfortunately, Alex found out about it all by then! :o :o
Fortunately, Cassima had ties to the mob and was able to protect herself and her amnesiac "friend."
Unfortunately, King Graham found out as well and sent an army to defeat the mob! :o
Fortunately, Graham defeated the mob(with a little help from his army).
Unfortunately, this left Cassima in a bad position.
Fortunately Alex is a very forgiving husband.
Unfortunately, the amnesia wore off(and we STILL don't know who he is :P )
Fortunately, (for Cassima) he turned out to be Neil.
Unfortunately, Neil doesn't know who he is. ;D
Fortunately, Cassima found Neil wandering near Crispin's house... ::)
Unfortunately, Crispin's house started flying away within a tornado(think Oz) :P
Fortunate the tornado 'cooled' down after 10 hours
Unfortunately, Crispin's house landed in the swamp in Tamar.
Bushie, you rule... I thought I was the only person who knew of Fortunately/Unfortunately stories! ;D
Fortunately, the house was spotted just in time to be pulled intact from the swamp.
Peace & Luv, Liz
Unfortunately, the house now looked like one big slimeball. :X
Fortunately, Cedric managed make Slime Green Jello from the mess while cleaning it up.
Fortunately, the jello was. ;P
Unfortunately, the Jello was HUNGRY :o
Unfortunately jello was named jelly in Australia :P
Fortunately, the Jello magiclly became pudding! ;D
Fortunately, I'm not eating it. :P
Unfortunately you already have :D :P
Fortunate you could get rid of the nasty taste by eating 23958 hamburgers :D
Unfortunately, nobody's capable of living thru that :-\
Fortunately you can have lyposuction (sp?)
Unfortunately, the hamburgers are afraid of liposuction. :-\
Unfortunately, the hamburgers are scared of something, that they don't care about. ;P
Fortunate the things that the hamburgers are scared of that they don't care about (liposuctions), are just as scared of the hamburgers :)
Unfortunately, a Time Traveler caused the Hamburger to never be invented! :(
Fortunately, the Time Traveller got to eat the hamburger before he destroyed it. :)
Fortunately, the universe had a extra life.
Unfortunately, the burger didn't. :'(
Unfortunately, the game was too :-X
Fortunately, Alexander brought Cedric and Connor back ;P
Unfortunately Alexander died XD
fortunate he had a pwetty kwel funeral with cake and icecream and good music and fr00ts and all kind of weird ppl and apple pie!! :)
Unfortunately, Rob was one of the weird people. :P
Fortunately, so was I ;D :P
Unfortunately, it turned out to be a trap to get more people in the Asylum.
fortunate Bob wasn't around at that moment, so the trap wasn't closed :)
Unfortunately, Bob was too busy setting other traps.
Fortunately, the traps were found and disabled.
Unfortuntately, some of them weren't. 8)
Fortunately, some of them were :P
Unfortunately, most of them weren't. ;P
Fortunately, those that weren't disarmed were set up wrong, so they couldn't go off anyway.
Unfortunately, they went off anyways :o
Fortunately, Bob was also trapped himself. ;D
Unfortunately, I got trapped!(Again...)
Fortunetly, Connor wasn't really dead and came back to save you :D
Unfortunately, by that time, Jafar was turned into a snail again :-\
Fortunately, I run a Dispel Potion business, and can get a potion whenever I want.
Unfortunately you couldn't grab a potion at that time because snails don't ahve hands :S
Fortunetly, a friendly catepillar grabbed the potion for you. :)
Unfortunately, he couldn't hold onto the potion since he doesn't have opposable (sp?) thumbs.
Fortunate he got special made gloves which contains mechanical thumbs :)
Unfortunately, he doesn't like wearing gloves. ;P
Fortunately, he was able to get past his disllike long enough to grab the potion.
Fortunately, I was able to uh...ooze into another potion and return to normal.
Unfortunate we don't have a césar anymore and thus KQ9 is in danger :o :o
Fortunately, we don't have Cesar anymore. ;P
Unfortunately, that doesn't stop Cesar from contacting people over MSN. ::)
Fortunately,he doesn't contact people much over MSN :P
Unfortunetly, he stalks them in chamber! XD
Fortunately, everyone's a stalker at Chamber. ;P
Unfortunately, nobody keeps their forum username long enough to stalk the right person, or to be stalked by the right person(in Chamber) ;P
Fortunately, a log is kept so that Cesar can see who changes their name to what.
unfortunate César computer crashed and the logs (and script :o) are lost :-\
Fortunately, Katie has the script, and Neil has the log :P
Unfortunately, Cesar's computer is down, so he can't get them from Katie and Neil.
Fortunetly, Cesar had a spare laptop in his backpack! :P
Unfortunately, it was broken. :P
Fortunately, Cesar knew someone who could fix it quickly.
Unfortunate César's neighbour pushed an EMP destroying all electronics in a range of 535 km :-\
Unfortunetly, Neil and Katie's computers werent in that zone therefore their computers still worked and printed off the logs and scripts and sent them to Cesar! :o
Fortunately, Cesar was in that zone and somehow ended up getting zapped too... ???
unfortunately César wasn't a human but a robot and couldn't function anymore :(
Fortunately, the real Cesar appeared a couple days later.
Unfortunetly, robotic Cesar captured the real Cesar and held him for ransome, demanding the scripts/logs from Katie and Niel! >:(
Fortunate the robot is controlled by a Dutch programmer so the script will be in very good hands :pleased: :pleased:
Unfortunately, the Dutch programmer sent the script to his Southern friend in Tennessee how just about died from the shock from the surprises in the script.
Fortunate the Dutch programmer kept a copy of the script so he could live happily ever after... :P
Unfortunately, Cesar saw this thread ;P
Fortunately, Cesar killed the Dutch programmer and his Southern friend because they read the script. 8)
Unfortunately for Cesar, he used a plastic knife.
Unfortunatly I have not the slightest idea what this thread is about!
Fortunately, neither do we ;-D :P
Indeed, that must be a fortuitous event! ;)
Unfortunate there are some that still know what's going on :o
Fortunately, I'm still laughing, even though someone accused me of getting trapped in one of my own traps, even though it was one of his.
Fortunetly, there's no need to head outside when you have a cool forum like this!
Unfortunately, man can't live on forum alone. :-\
;P
Fortunately, a man can try :P
Unfortunately, a man can fail :-\
Fortunate a man can order food with his PC so he can stay at this forum and stay alive!! :)
Unfortunetly, both the man, and the forum are prone to blackouts and viruses.
Fortunately, Neil does his best to keep the forum up and running.
Unfortunately he fails on occasion...
(kidding!) ;)
Fortunately there are blackouts, otherwise people would lose their minds in the forum ::) :P
Unfortunately, some do lose their minds when there's a forum-blackout.
Fortunetly, forum-blackouts don't happen very often ;D
Fortunately, last time there was one, there were many survivors.
Unfortunetly, not everyone survived :-[
Fortunate the non survivers are resurrected when the new forum gets up :)
Unfortunately, the non-survivors might've been gone for so long, they'll forget to come back :(
Fortunately, some of those non-survivors have friends who remind them on MSN.
Unfortunately, some of those non-survivors are never on MSN! :-\
Fortunately, some of them are on YIM :P
Fortunate that is the only reason why ppl can't return, all other reasons are nonsense :-\
Unfortunately, they kept trying to make excuses for not coming back.
Fortunately, the excuses were believed.
Unfortunately, the excuses were ridiculous. :P
Unfortunately, it took a little strangling to get him to return ;P
Fortunately, I came back for a brief visit. ;)
Unfortunately you had to leave again :'( :P
Fortunetly, not for long, and you returned with chocolate cookies :)
Unfortunately, The Knight ate them all.
Fortunately, Bushie hid a few for the other forum regulars who want chocolate cookies.
Unfortunately, he ate a few himself. :P
Fortunately, a few cookies never hurt anybody...right? Right??? :-\
Unfortunately it did hurt someone :P, and they had a very sore head XD
Fortunately, that meant more cookies were left for other forumers.
Unfortunately, some forummers still came back too late to enjoy the chocolate cookies. :-X
Fortunately, there were chocolate chip cookies too. :)
Fortunately, I ate all the muffins that I somehow forgot to mention to the others. XD
Unfortunately, Jafar ate too many and spent the rest of the day feeling horrible.
Fortunetly, he apologised to us and made some cake for Cesar's birthday.
Fortunately, Cesar's farts caused the cake to explode.
Unfortunately, the blast from the exploding cake was so strong it knocked some forummers unconscious.
Fortunately, the cake was so tasty that no one noticed the smell for a while...
Unfortunately, there was an aftertaste :X
Fortunately, there was enough juice available to stench that bad aftertaste.
Unfortunately, the "juice" was really mouthwash. :P
Fortunately, it was Say's mouthwash.
Unfortunately, it wasn't Say's mouthwash, it was Say's car coolent (sp?) :P
Fortunately, this mistake was discovered quickly and no one was harmed.
Fortunately Cesar lived :D
Unfortunately, it caused a temporary crash of César's higher brain functions, so the production of KQIX was hindered. 8)
:P
Fortunately, it was only hindered slightly
Fortunately, Neil had taken a copy of the KQIX database just the day before. :D
Unfortunately, CC's cats stole it and it and did usually cat things to it.
Quote from: Davis the Grey on November 30, 2004, 01:29:24 PMUnfortunately, CC's cats stole it and it and did usually cat things to it.
'usually cat things' LOL!
Fortunately, Rob got it from the cat and, being the honest guy he is, returned it to Neil.
Unfortunately, Neil dropped it and it landed in the hands of some newbie! :o :P
Fortunately, I gave it back to Neil
See? I'm a newbie. ;P
Fortunately, that only happened in a certain pessimist's dream. (You know who I'm talking about. ;) )
Unfortunately, the pessimist is on the loose, depressing everyone. :(
Fortunetly, only those in asylum :P ;)
Quote from: The Knight on November 30, 2004, 04:26:56 PM
Unfortunately, the entire KQIX team died, and all the backups of it were destroyed. :o
LOL! omg, we got killed!! Unfortunately, everyone around here is either in the asylum or potencially capable of being inside of it :P
Fortunately, Cat has been able to stay out of the asylum and hangs around to get everyone's spirits back up. :D
Supeh Cat!!!
Unfortunetly, people try to drag Cat back into asylum :-[ :o
Unfortunately, all the lurkers are sane.
Quote from: Oldbushie on December 01, 2004, 12:39:54 PMUnfortunately, all the lurkers are sane.
Fortunately, once we get them dragged into this mess, nobody'll notice the difference. ;D
Unfortunately, it's hard to tell the difference right now. XD
Unfortunately, after posting this, I've passed CC's post count :P
Fortunetly, that wont be for long! :P
Unfortunately, Yonkey "accidentally" removed 5000 from everyone's post count except for his. ;)
Unfortunately, they were for an unused forum :P
Fortunately, Yonkey finally recovered all the lost posts from a while back. XD
Unfortunately, when he loaded them back into the correct forum, the posts went to the wrong people.
Fortunately, I ended up with the most posts. ;)
Unfortunately, the post ranking worked in reverse, so now Jafar was back to a Wizard's Slave ;P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on December 01, 2004, 05:15:15 PMUnfortunately, after posting this, I've passed CC's post count :P
That's unfortunate?Fortunately, since those low statuses are easy to get to, it didn't take Jafar long to become Royal Heir again. 8)
Unfortunately, all the non-posting members were already KQ9 Groupies! ::)
Fortunately, the Wizard's Slaves got to sneak preview KQ9 music first. ;)
Unfortunetly (for the wizard's slaves), the music wasnt going to be used in the game anyways!! :P
Fortunately, the music gave a good impression of what the actual music would be like. 8)
Unfortunately, the music was wiped from existance, and therefore no one ever heard it ::)
Fortunately, the music was wiped of "existants" and not existance. ;P
Unfortunately, a virus was released by the KQIX staff, and distributed amongst the members, hidden in a newsletter, which erased all music files found on the member's pc's. :devil:
Fortunately, the files were saved on the "spare" computers of several members.
Unfortunately, they were forgotten.
Fortunately, Cedric found all the forgotten PCs and saved all the music onto DVDs. ;D
Unfortunately, he had no idea what a PC or a DVD was. :P
Fortunately, Crispin was closeby (?sp).
Unfortunately, his computer skills have gotten a little rusty.
(Hoo, a LITTLE rusty?)
Fortunately, Graham came by for a visit.
Fortunately, Crispin found another excuse for Cedriv to get him out of there for at least 15 minutes. 8)
Unfortuunately, Crispin's computer was too old to access the files and had to be upgraded. :P
Fortunately, one of the KQ9 programmers jumps in and upgrades Crispin's computer.
Unfortunately, Crispin's computer was filled with spyware. :-\
Fortunately, he cast an anti-"peeping tom" spell and all spyware disappeared.
Unfortunetly, the spell wasn't strong enough to clear the ad-ware :-X
Fortunately, there was no computer ::) :P
Unfortunately, there was. Stop lying.
Fortunately, there was no adware or spyware :P
Unfortunately, because the adware and spyware had integrated itself into the computer, the deleting of the numberous files caused the computer to crash and die.
Unfortunately, the new computer had no OS installed.
Fortunately, LN told racx "WAIT FOR TWO PEOPLE TO POST, BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER POST!!" XD
:P
Unfortunately, everything that was said had happened still did, even with an illegal post ;P
Fortunately, racx was arrested by the forum police.
:stop:
Unfortunately, it was cardiac arrest. :o
Fortunately, there was a doctor nearby (me), so no harm was done. 8)
Unfortunately, Copycat was fired and replaced with Dr.Pepper. :o
Fortunately, it was just CC in disguise :P
Unfortunately, I was hoping it really was a Dr. Pepper. XD
Unfortunately, it turned out to be Dr. Thunder :P
Fortunately, Neil didn't mind the Dr. Thunder.
Unfortunately, Dr. Thunder didn't like Neil :P
Forunately, Dr.Thunder was sued by Dr.Pepper for obvious reasons.
Unfortunately, Dr. Pepper didn't win :(
Fortunately, Dr. Thunder died due to natural causes ::) :P
Unforunately, we had to attend his funeral. :'(
Fortunately...
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he had a pwetty kwel funeral with cake and icecream and good music and fr00ts and all kind of weird ppl and apple pie!! :)
*goes off to pull Rob back into the forum
Unfortunately, Rob has disappeared and we can't find him :'(
Fortunately, when he finds out how much we miss him, he'll come rushing back. :)
Fortunately, he'll (B'rrr) reach the top status at those other forums in no time, so he'll be back soon.
Unfortunately, we're stuck without him till then. :-\
Fortunately, so many peopl are saying b'rrr cuz of the cold that he'll hear his name and come back. ;)
Unfortunately, temperatures are going to be on the rise again in the middle of this week... :P
Fortunately, B'rrr knows he's missed and will be back as soon as possible
Unfortunately, I already said that. :P
Fortunately, no one cared when you said it. :P
Unfortunately, the reason why no one cared is because the forum was attacked by aliens!
Fortunetly, there were some nice aliens that fought off the other (mean) aliens and restored the forum!
:D
Unfortunately, I was one of the nice aliens! :o ;P
Fortunately, Neil is just a pushover when he's invading another planet.
Unfortunately, his demand was for all the McGriddles in existence! :o
Fortunately, he already had them all.
Unfortunately, he still missed one. ::)
Unfortunately, before they left they gave us 1,000,000 annoying purple dinosaurs. ;P
Fortunately, none of them were Barney clones. :P
Fortunately, the Boohbahs kicked their sorry butts ;D
Unfortunately, the baby sun had its revenge on the Boohbahs. :o
Fortunately, the baby sun is really cute, and no one minds if he rules the world. At least I don't.
Unfortunately, in its cuteness it UV-rayed the whole world and all life was wiped off. :-X
Fortunately, We chose to BELIEVE! And so we survived! ;D
Quote from: Moodyblues on December 16, 2004, 07:12:12 PMFortunately, the baby sun is really cute, and no one minds if he rules the world. At least I don't.
Psst, Moodyblues, you should wait until at least two others have posted before you post again in this kind of thread. This, ofcourse, is not an official reply. :scholar:
Unfortunately, the baby sun didn't. :'(
Quote from: copycat on December 17, 2004, 02:55:58 PM
Quote from: Moodyblues on December 16, 2004, 07:12:12 PMFortunately, the baby sun is really cute, and no one minds if he rules the world. At least I don't.
Psst, Moodyblues, you should wait until at least two others have posted before you post again in this kind of thread. This, ofcourse, is not an official reply. :scholar:
Oh, okay. Sorry 'bout dat. :)
Fortunately, the baby sun came back to life as HIS TRUE FORM!!11 and fought Goku for twenty-two episodes.
Unfortunately, Someone changed the channel. ::)
Fortunately, the remote was nearby.
Unfortunetly, the batteries were empty, and were glued in the remote!
Fortunately, you can always get up and change the channel yourself, ya lazy bum!
Unfortunately, the TV's too far awayyyyy. ;-D
Fortunately, Remy handed him a new remote, that doubled as a bug zapper, and waited for someone to use it :D
Unfortunetly, he wasnt strong enough to get the bubblewrap off the remote, in order to use it XD
Fortunately, he was able to start the most awesomest quest of all: The journey to change the channel by hand! :suffer:
Unfortunately, they died of de-hydration on their way to change channels
Fortunately, a certain someone from Little Gamers used his +1 Stick of Poking to change the channel while sitting down. ;-D
Unfortunately, that someone suddenly fell through the botoom of the seat he was sitting in thus smashing the tv-screen itself.
Fortunately, there was another TV.
Unfortunately, it was smashed even worse. :o
Fortunately, that also meant the remaineder of the forty-two episodes were all canceled. 8)
Unfortunately, the cable TV service was canceled.
Fortunately, satellite and free-access TV were still available.
Unfortunetly, all they showed was ad's >:(
Fortunately, a pop-up blocker was installed on the tv. XD
Unfortunately, it considered turning on the TV as a popup and blocked that too. :o
Fortunately, the ad-blocker also had a 'white list' to which the tv's signal was added. 8)
Unfortunately, there was an "All-Connor" day on TV. :o
Fortunately, Storm managed to stop the EVIL TV networks from torturing us like that. ;D
Unfortunately, everyone wanted to see the kewl new Connor on TV, and they cried ( INCLUDING STORM! :o ;-D ) . :'(
Fortunately, Storm's tears shorted out the remote control. :) ;P
Unfortunately, the shorted out remote did not turn off the TV with it.
Fortunately, Storm could just turn the TV off. ::)
Unfortunately, Storm's too lazy to turn it off. ::)
Fortunately, a certain *someone* charged the TV and caused it to explode, and I replaced it with a Magic Mirror to watch all the good old tv shows that were cancelled by stupid people. XB
Unfortunately, while everyone was watching TV/MM, a punch of punks decided to crash the party!
Fortunately, they were threatened to be charged by Gambit, which made them decide to leave XD
unfortunate that was the exact moment that Cesar exposed his plans for world domination!! :o :o
Fortunately he accidentally exposed himself in the process, and he went into hiding out of embarrassment. ;)
Unfortunately, Cesar started new plans for World Domination :P
Fortunately, get got his ideas from Pinky and the Brain. :P
Unfortunately, Brain had actually grown a brain and came up with good plans :P
Fortunately Cesar's rule was a good one, and everyone got copies of KQ9, KQ10, KQ11, and KQ12. :D
Unfortunately, KQ13 was canceled. :o
Fortunately, Cesar came up with a wonderful script for KQ14.
Unfortunately, it wasn't as good as KQ9's. :suffer:
Fortunately, KQ12's was better then KQ9's. :suffer:
Unfortunately, Jafar was confused and thought that KQ12 was better than KQ9
Fortunately, most of the original cast survived long into KQ20. XD
Unfortunately, Sierra made MOE2, 3, 4, and 6.
(5? There is no 5. What are you talking about? ::) )
Fortunately, MoE3, 4 and 6 were just in the planning stage and soon got cancelled due to the negative publicity that was released worldwide when MoE2 was made and resulted into MoE2 being a big disaster. ;D
Unfortunately fansites DID :stabs: make MoE 3, 4, and 6 :stabs:
Fortunately, all of the smilies H*R stabbed have recovered from their injuries. 8)
Unfortunately, they turned into LN-zombie's :)
:o
Fortunately, Bruce Campbell came to chop them in to sushi :stabs:
Unfortunately, Bruce Campbell became happy instead. :)
Fortunately, Squall defeated the Zombies with the power of Whatever and Jafar made lots of money on his new game "Resident Smile". (Rated F for Frightening) :suffer:
Unfortunately, the game was a flop and all the money was from law suits of people selling the game disks on the black market as coasters. :stabs:
Fortunately, those law suits just meant more publicity... for free! ;D
Unfortunately the game still didn't succeed. :(
Fortunately, Jafar made more money than Bill Gates ( and gave half of his money to me) in all the law suits. Apperintly they make strong long lasting coasters of cheap prices :stabs:
Unfortunately Homestar Runner lost his half of the money because all the smilies came together and sued him.
Fortunately, he became famous with his site, "HomeRun Starrer". :P
Unfortunately, that site was hacked within minutes of its existance.
Fortunately the hacker was caught and sued for millions
Unfortunately, the hacker was my other personality and was senenced to life in prison :P :stabs:
fortunately, the hacker got peroled :)
Unfortunately, the hacker must now wear a wrist bracelet that reports when he is within 15m of any Internet-enabled device. :P
Fortunately, the hacker found a way to block the outgoing signal of the bracelet when it was sounding the alarm, and even responding with an 'OK'-message if the bracelet-operator was asking the bracelet for its status. :D
Unfortunately, he forgot to turn the signal-blocking-device on when he was using the internet so the police are after him... ::)
Luckely the police are bribed easy ;) :stabs:
Unfortunately, you can only bribe them with donuts. :P
Luckly there was a Dunkin Donuts store near by ::)
Unfortunately, it was closed
Fortunately, There is another one across the street :stabs:
Unfortunately, those donuts turned people who ate them into vampires... :o
Fortunately there was a vampire slayer near by when the cops where bribed with the "evil donuts"
unfortunately, the slayer got overwhelmed
Fortunately, I found some leathal bathsalt for the slayer to throw at the magical pigglet to unoverwhelm him :stabs:
Unfortunately, that didn't make much sense. :P
Fortunately HSR decided to explain ;B
Unfortunately, Homestar got lockjaw and both his arms went numb for two weeks. ;P He attempted to type with his toes.
Fortunately,,khet jbbvb u hj ,hgh nmjehjyukld bnnmj hjfgjnhn gftbnnh jyghhhyugde cb vhggfftrbh //yu';[l;vyyhj :stabs:
Unfortunately, he was still able to click on :stabs:
Fortunately, everyone's sight has already grown so accustomed to the :stabs: smilie at the end of a HSR-post they don't notice it anymore.
Unfortunately, an atomic bomb was about to be dropped on Daventry and only Homestar knew. :(
Fortunately, Citrus Man noticed and saved the day. ;D
Unfortunately, it was raining :'( :stabs:
Fortunately, it wasn't acid rain. ;-D
Unfortunately, it was a thunderstorm! :o
Fortunately, the lightning struck in unpopulated places and caused no fires. ;)
Unfortunately, some lightening hit cedric (Fortunate for some ;D ):stabs:
Fortunately, it made him super intelligent.
unfortunatly that didn`t make him stop talking :P
Fortunately, a piece of string can be handy in such a case.
Unfortunately, the cat stole all the string. ::)
fortunately, the cat used the string on cedric
Unfortunately for the cat, Cedric was suddenly teleported to Crispin.
Fortunately, the cat didn't care, as long as it didn't have to listen to Cedric, all was well. ;)
Unfortunately, the cat fell in a Time Warp. Annoyed with all the crazy people running around in the past, he decided to create a place for them to stay...He decided to creat...a Insane Asylum. (DUN DUN DUN! :o )
Fortunately, the Insane Asylum was nothing compared to the KQIX Asylum. XD
Unfortunatly KQIX Asylum was taken over by the Insane Asylum :o
Fortunatly, Cesar threatened to put the Cat in a dreadful situation in KQIX if he didn't give back the Asylum, and put a cheese stamp on the doors so that no one could go in or out.
Unfortunately Cesar was kidnaped by cat's evil cat gaurds :o
Fortunatly, they were allergic to the cheese stamp.
Unfortunately Cesar was allergic to the cats. XD
Fortunately, the cats turned out to be Cesar's spirit animals, and they sent him on a mystical quest of some sort.
Unfortunately the mythical quest involved castration if he wasn't careful. o.o
Fortunately, Bob took the KQIX Asylum back from that other cat. :P
Unfortunatly, in cheese stamp came off in the process and the cat got inside the KQIX asylum and wreaked havoc on it.
Fortunately all the residents were having a carefully monitored beach party at the time.
Unfortunately, the beach was covered by centipedes with poison pinchers.
Fortunately, they were all playing Centipede at the arcade.
Unfortunately, they got loose once they won the not-so-fake lightsabers in the arcade.
Fortunately, CC summoned a few Jedi cats to the rescue and they used The Force to remove the lightsabers from the centipes.
PS: Elessar, you have to wait until at least two posts have been made after yours before you can post again.
Unfortunately, some of the poeple in the KQIX Asylum grabbed the discarded light sabers and began slashing wildly.
Quote from: copycat on May 13, 2005, 06:41:59 PM
PS: Elessar, you have to wait until at least two posts have been made after yours before you can post again.
Sorry. Thanks for letting me know.
fortunately i was visiting the asylum that day so was i able to round up all the nuts and get the light sabers XD
Unfortuately (for you), Rosella, in a mad fit of anti-sci-fi-ness used her magical fuzzle powers to blow up all the light sabers and ruin everyone's fun :P
fortunately (for me), Jump In Well had ice cream!!! :P
Unfortunately (for you), all that light saber action had melted the icre cream. ;P
Fortunately, ice cream tastes YUMMY when it's melted...Mmmm
Unfortunately, it doesn't taste so good when it's not melted. ???
Fortunately, there was a freezer and they were able to re-freeze the ice cream and make floats.
Unfortunably, there was a power failure before the ice was melted again, and on top of that a leak sprung in the freezer causing the melted ice to flow away, down the drain. ;)
Fortunately, we have cookiehs!!!
Unfortunately, no milk. :'(
Fortunately, we're not Santa. ;P
Unfortunately, Santa came in and stole all the cookiehs because he had his own milk :'(
Fortunately, Santa didn't exist. :P
Unfortunately, his reindeer did. :o
fortunately fried reindeer taste good XD
(bet you were expecting that ;B)
Unfortunately, while RaF was eating, 8 Robot Masters attacked the forums! :o
(Yonk Man, Gingerbread Man, Ice-Cream Man, Mail Man, Super Man, Frozen Man, Nega Man, KQ9Guest538_Man)
Fortunately, I'm Yonk Man and killed the other 7 robot masters before they could get a chance to attack. XD
Unfortunately, one of those other robot master had acquired the 'phoenix'-trait before Yonk Man (tried to) kill(ed) him. ::)
Fortunately, Yonk Man had gotten all the other Robot Masters powers and could defeat the one other Robot Master (Lets say he was Ice-Cream Man) easily. :D
Unfortunately, "Yonk man" destroyed Ice Cream man before we got any ice cream :o :'(
Fortunately, Weird Al came up from his under gound secret lair and gave us some rocky road :stabs:
Unfortunately, due to its long stay under the ground, the 'Rocky Road' icecream had become as hard as rock.
Fortunately, ice cream is easy to melt! ;D
Unfortunately, we ended up with ice cream soup :P :stabs:
Fortunately, the soup was best served chilled. ;B
Unfortunately, the 7 other evil robots came back to life and stole all the ice cream soup. :'(
Fortunately, I got a bowl before they stole it :stabs:
Unfortunately, that bowl didn't contain enough ice cream soup to go round. :(
Fortunately, while everyone was bothering MattandAlex/HomestarRunner about his bowl of ice cream soup, I defeated the evil robots and got all the soup back. ;D
Unfortunately, every ones (but mine) soup was hot because of the heat of the robots :stabs:
Fortunately, Rosella discovered the cause of this (Dr.Wily!) and saved ice cream once and for all!
Unfortunately, they made a sequel, and she had to beat Wily all over again... and again...
Fortunately, she won everytime. ;P
Unfortunately, wining all the time is hard work and she ran out of "genaric brand super refreshing powerjuice-aid" :stabs:
Fortunately, the market for sequels had collapsed 8)
Unfortunately, they found out how much money spinoffs can make, resulting in Princess Rosella X, Princess Rosella Zero, Princess Rosella Legends, Princess Rosella Battle Network... ::)
Fortunately, this meant that Rosella X became self-aware.
Unfortunately, Rosella X doesn't work with XP. ;P
Fortunately, Rosella X was compatible with everything else.
Unfortunately, XP was the only used operating system because resistance was finally futile :P
Fortunately, someone beat up Bill Gates until he agreed to bring back Windows 98. :P
Unfortunately, all software publishers refused to support Win98 ;)
Fortunately, hackers and other computer nerds were able to make the game work on all operating systems and everyone was able to enjoy Rosella's beauty. :P
Unfortunately, aforementioned hackers conveniently 'forgot' to port the game to Linux. :-\
Fortunately, it worked with Cedega
Unfortunately, Rosella's "beauty" was in 8-bit graphics in most of the games. ::)
fortunately we had the real thing to look at ;)
Unfortunately, the real Rosella hates all the media attention. :P
Fortunately, Neil was lying. ;P (I AM the one who the games are based off of! :P)
Unfortunately for Rosella, the media moved on to a bigger star and hero, Jafar! ::)
Fortunately, Rosella had made a sufficient fanbase so she did not have to worry about that. ;D
Unfortunately, Jafar was distracting the female members of her fan base from her.
Fortunately, Jafar gave them all autographs. :P
Unfortunately for Jafar, after realizing Jafar was not Wolverine from X-men, the fangirls all went back to being obsessed Rosella fans :P
Fortunately, Jafar had another plan to get the fans back :evil:
Unfortunately, it worked WAY too well and he ended up hiding from his popularity.
Fortunately, the obsessive raving fans finally gave up on Jafar after years of searching, and obsessed over Rosella, who could stand the popularity. :P
Unfortunately, they came to earth to take over with their happiness :)
Fortunately Jafar and Rosella defeated them and had an equal amount of fans. 8)
Unfortunately, the hardcore fans couldn't stand both groups being just as big and started riotting (?sp) and attacking the opposite fanbase. :evil:
Fortunately, they came and broke up the rioting with their happiness powers
Unfortunately, their happiness caused an even bigger riot. ;P
Fortunately, the Jafar/Rosella fans, led by Jafar/Rosella, rioted against them, and they were defeated once and for all! :suffer:
Unfortunately, the rioters became happy about their victory, and then they were created again.
Fortunately, they defeated the evil Brain Mother of the aliens and false zombie happiness was gone once and for all! ;D
Unfortunately, Jason was still under the mind control of them and continued to spread happiness :)
Fortunately, everyone knew something was wrong with Jason, and the spread of EVIL happiness was at least contained to him. :-\
Unfortunately, newbies were sometimes lured in by reading racx posts that were influenced by them. :o
Fortunately, they saw the EVIL in the posts and joined the Resistance. ;D
Unfortunately, the resistance has continued to fail :)
Fortunately, the Resistance deliberatly sent out that communiqué (?sp) to take them off their guard
Did I just say that out loud? :!Oops:
:P
Unfortunately, the Resistance members all died of brain-melt while struggling to pronounce "communiqué."
Fortunately, this allowed them to take over the world :)
Unfortunately for them, they're world domination plans were short lived, for a new force of those infected with the unhappiness began to outnumber those who had joined the happiness. :(
Fortunately for them, the price of italics plummeted, which allowed them to pour more funds into finding a cure for unhappiness.
Unfortunately, the only cure for unhappiness didn't make any sense to them, so they were unable to "cure" the unhappy people.
Fortunately, the resistance scientists had more luck in trying to find a cure for those infected by them. 8)
Unfortunately, the scientists failed and happiness lived on :)
Fortunately, the happiness only continued to live on in the deranged mind of racx. ;P
Unfortunately, he "realized" that true happiness could only come from blue, so he started painting everything blue!
Fortunately for us, he ran out of paint before the entire world was covered in blue.
Unfortunately, the only thing left unblue was Kirby, who has to save the world from the smilies!
Fortunately, he defeated the Happieh Happiehsts and the EVIL smilies with Paint Ability. 8)
Unfortunately, he was completely exhausted after that and could no more. :-X
Fortunately, Jason finished painting the world red and then went back to happiness :)
Unfortunately, the paint peeled. ::)
Fortunately, all the smilies went on a bathroom break and accidentally got flushed down the toilet... ::)
Unfortunately, with their dying breaths, the smilies put a curse upon whomever flushed them, which resulted in the perpetrator's untimely death by kitty stampede.
Fortunately, I tamed the kitty.
Unfortunately, the kitties were all under the spell of happiness :)
Fortunately, Spot wasn't one of them. ;P
Unfortunately, Furry (my cat) was.
Fortunately, the kitties started to spread their happiness to everyone :)
Unfortunately, that also means Connor and he deservesto suffer from unhappiness.
Fortunately, all the people who got happiness from cats also got severe allergies to cats.
Unfortunately, I didn't because I'm special. *gag*
Fortunately, someone accidently stepped on the H-bomb button. Wait a minu-
BOOM!
Unfortunately, people kept saying "Zeeky Boogy Doog" which caused many explosions around the world, leading to the destruction of earth :)
Fortunately, the universe decided it was much better off without the earth. the end
Unfortunately, there were alot more pages after "The End" :suffer:
Fortunately, people found a way to rebuild earth :D
Unfortunately, it will take 10,000 years. :P
Fortunately, they have all the time in the world... er, universe.
Unfortunately, they may aswell give up becasue the sun will have burnt out by that time. (And where would they live until they have rebuilt it anyway?)
Fortunately the sun won't blow up for a few billion years, so we're safe on that count. ;P And we adapted to learn how to live on space air. ;P
Unfortunately, though the sun may not burn out for a while, the universe is expanding and we're all gonna die.
Fortunately, Deloria started obeying the rules of this game.
Quote from: Oldbushie on November 10, 2004, 04:31:19 PM
wait for two people to post after you've posted before posting again.
hint, hint. ;)
Unfortunately, humanity had to take refuge in Daventry, which was in an alternate universe, to survive... darn ogres, trolls, and mischievous elves. ;)
Fortunately, I found all the lost treasures and became King of Daventry, creating a parallel dimension of an alternate universe!
Unfortunately, being King of Daventry was not Jafar's strong suit, so the villagers rioted in the streets holding signs that read: GRAHAM MAY HAVE BEEN A CRACKER, BUT JAFAR IS A SLACKER. :P
Fortunately, Jafar brought in the Crazy Bus full of his underlings to subdue the people.
Unfortunately, the Bus had a mind of it's own and drove around the land, blasting the music for all to hear. :P
Fortunately, the Daventry Royal family heard the music and came out of hiding; the sight of their beloved monarchs quelled the violence in the hearts of the citizens.
Unfortunately, that didn't stop the music. XD
Fortunately, the music stopped on it's own when the battery died.
Unfortunately, spare batteries were found quickly.
Fortunately, by that time, all citizens of Daventry had several pairs of earplugs.
Unfortunately, all the villains started attacking villagers at random because the music wouldn't stop.
Fortunately, the villains were too busy dancing to attack anyone. :P
Unfortunately, that meant that the villians were evil Crazy Bus worshippers and were of an even darker evil than we first thought... >.>
Fortunately, that made the people want to get rid of them more.
Unfortunately, all were driven to insanity from the repetitiveness of the crazy bus song
Fortunately, Crazy Bus blew up after hitting Zombie Mordack. :suffer:
Unfortunately, that made the music stop and everyone found themselves missing it. :P
Fortunately, they had a recording of the song so they could continue to listen to it :)
Unfortunately, King Graham ordered the music stopped and all knowledge of the Crazy Bus song erased, so it was.
Fortunately, that means Crazy Bus is gone! !!!
Unfortunately, the villains started attacking again because they had no addictive music to dance to :P
Fortunately, Crazy Bus lives on in the land of Kolyma. :P
Unfortunately, there was an earthquake in Kolyma and the crazy bus got busted in it. The music system broke and all the electronic stores were out.
Fortunately, that means Crazy Bus is gone! !!! XD
Fortunately, everyone got used to it. :P
Unfortunately, "got used to it," meant becoming deaf from it. :P
Fortunately, being deaf meant the people no longer had to hear it....ever!
Unfortunately, being deaf meant the people no longer had to hear anything forever which soon became a problem because any thing any one would say would be responded by a "WHAT!!" :stabs:
Fortunately, sign language quickly caught on, becoming the official language.
Unfortunately, Jafar would now sing the song in sign language.
Fortunately, that was much easier to ignore. 8)
Unfortunately, everyone still had disturbing memories of the crazy bus and could recall the song perfectly, it started to drive them further to insanity :P
Fortunately, they had a wonderful Asylum to go to with a kind nurse devoted to helping them recover. ;D
Unfortunately, Lolotte's head got so big with her self-flattery, when she pretended to be a *wonderful nurse* who doesn't even get her patient's coffee that she had to leave the Asylum temporarily to get her head deflated.
Fortunately, Lollotte was actually a good nurse and Deloria was just hallucinating from all of the problems she was having with her limbs! :D
Unfortunately, the nurse was so hurt by Deloria's remarks that she stopped taking care of her personally and let the Head Honcho's cats do that for her. :(
Fortunately, the new Asylum waiter was able to get the nurse some food, and once she had eaten, she had forgotten all about Deloria's remarks.
Unfortunately, the Telepathic Cat returned from the land of cats, had hearing and heard the crazy bus song from Jafar. (He couldn't hear himself sing it so it sounded even worse.) Also, an elevator that had previously been in orbit from the earthquake came down and crushed part of the asylum.
Fortunately, all that was just a figment of telephatic_cat's imagination, CC had an informative talk to Lollotte about how to not let patient's remarks affect her enthousisasm, and telepathic_cat was safely incarcerated into the Asylum ©.
Unfortunately, no one could find a straight jacket to fit Telepathic_Cat...not even on Amazon. (Dun, dun, dun!!!!!!!)
Fortunately, the wonderful staff of the Asylum were able to make one from scratch. 8)
Unfortunately, Telepathic_Cat developed telekinesis and tore the jacket to shreds with mental blades!!!!11
Fortunately, the nurse regained her enthusiasm and remade the jacket to be so strong that not even telepathic_cat could destroy it! ;D
Unfortunately, T_C could no longer feed himself XD
Fortunately, there are many helpful staff members at the asylum who could help this. :P
Unfortunately, they were soon driven to insanity themselves
Fortunately, the drive was nice and once they got there they realized that insanity was very nice and came with purple drapes :stabs:
Unfortunately, they realized they liked sanity better and had to make the long drive back. :P
Fortunately, insanity wanted them to stay and so they were trapped inside the KQ5 maze :suffer:
Unfortunately, KQ5 is/was just a fragment of our imagination and Cassima is/was still there to save us, waiting patiently for the rescuer's that never came.
Fortunately, word got out pretty quick of a damsel being in distress in some maze and it wasn't long before Cassima's was crawling with rescuers. ;D
Unfortunately for the rescuers, Mordak had already killed Cassima, and left a murderous double in her place.
Fortunately, the murderous double was better looking then Cassima, and flirtatious as well, so the Asylum staff could escape from her without being killed. :P
Unfortunately, she took a liking to Bob and wanted to come with the asylum staff
Fortunately, Bob admitted her into the Asylum to help her with her murderous insanity.
Unfortunately, that's where she met Yonkey and one thing led to another and Neil realized that he wouldn't have to travel to the green isles anymore.
Fortunately, Neil came to his senses and got rid of the murderous double
Unfortunately, Neil could not murder the murderous double because she had already murdered his sanity. XD
Fortunately, the Asylum is perfectly equipped perfectly to handle such (nut) cases. 8) :P
Neil, getting rid of someone doesn't necessarily mean killing :scholar:
Quote from: copycat on September 15, 2005, 02:02:41 PM
Neil, getting rid of someone doesn't necessarily mean killing :scholar:
I know, but then it wouldn't have sounded as good. ;P
Unfortunately, this entailed rooming the double next door to the main character from Sanitarium, and listening to his rather poor voice acting drove her deeper into the dark side.
Fortunately, this changed her greatly, she changed her name to: Katrina! (The dark Master from QFG4) and then she...
She devised a plan to cover the world in HAPPINESS, which was quite unfortunate.
Unfortuately, T_C baked a batch of chocolate chunk cookies using his mind and forgot that no one could eat them while wearing straight jackets.
Fortunately, they were all happily annoyed with not being able to eat the cookies :)
Unfortunately, this was a good thing, considering that the cookies had been poisoned.
Fortunately, the poisioned cookies were low in sugar and contained 0 trans fats! XD
Unfortunately, those cookies were meant to be energy boosters. :-\
Forunately, the asylum patients ate one each and were all poisoned :P
Unfortunately, it was too much poison and they all threw up, not dieing.
Unfortunately, there was something in the cookie that prevented them from ever looking at another cookie without throwing up this resulted in KQ3 never being played again.
Fortunately, you never actually SEE the cookie in KQ3. ;-D
Unfortunately, the typical adventure player pictures the cookie in his head, which can trigger the reaction by itself :X
PS: Deloria, the point of this thread is to alternate between fortunately and unfortunately, thus not replying to an unfortunately-post with another unfortunately-post :scholar:
Fortunately one can actually see it if one types "Look at cookie" or "Look cookie" or "Look cat cookie".
Sorry. Won't happen again.
unFortunately it makes you have to eat green cheese XD
Fortunately, there was no green cheese to be eaten :P
Unfortunately, there was plenty of yellow-green cheese to be eaten.
Fortunately, no one had to eat it.
Unfortunately, Lolotte had already eaten it (hence the green complexion). XD
Fortunately, it didn't taste as bad as it looked
Unfortunately, it caused uncontrollable sneezing to any who ate it.
Fortunately, Lollotte had just bought tissues in bulk.
Unfortunately, they were the cheap tissues that end up rubbing your nose raw within 4 tissues. :P
Fortunately, Lollotte had magic powers and magicked away any trace of the cheese from within herself, got rid of the sneezing, and absconded with her cousin Elphaba (who was the Wicked Witch of the West and happened to be NATURALLY green :P). ;D
Unfortunately, Elphaba and Lollotte found out that the Wizard wasn't all he cracked up to be.
Fortunately, they didn't need any Wizard. ::)
Unfortunately, the Wizard was written into the story :P
Fortunately, they could switch from Oz to Daventry.
Unfortunately Daventry just wasn't what it used to be.
Fortunately, they had a magic paintbrush to restore Daventry to its former glory.
Unfortunately, the magic paintbrush had been switched with a fake :suffer:
Fortunately, they knew where the real magic paintbrush is!
unfortunately it was guarded by a dragon :o
Fortunately, the dragon was Raf and let us grab the magic paintbrush without harming us
unfortunately (or is it fortunately XD ) it demanded that Jafar be roasted and servered for his dinner in exchange for the brush ;B
Fortunately, they roasted a boar instead and the dragon was placated.
unFortunately it wasnt satisfied and went on a rampage to eat more :suffer:
Fortunately, Sorceress Swift polymorphed the dragon into a sheep!
Unfortunately, the sheep still retained its fire-breathing powers and BURNINATE'D an entire village.
Fortunately there was way too much fire-power for the little sheep to handle, and many feasted on roast mutton.
Unfortunately, they all lost a good friend :(
Fortunately, the angel of life came along to bring back their friend from the dead.
Unfortunately, the angel of life flew too low over the roasting mutton and lost its wings. ::)
Fortunately, the angel of life had a second set of wings
Unfortunately, they were Buffalo "wings".
Fortunately, they went down great with a tall, cool Budweiser.
Unfortunately too much beer will make you ill. :X
Fortunately, it was really just a fruit juice drink made by their bud, Weiser. :P
Unfortunately, Weiser was a bit of a joker... :-X
Fortunately, the special coloring he put in only turned their skin blue for a day... ::)
Unfortunately they were sued by the Smurfs for breaking a copyright :P
Fortunately, the smurfs recieved a C&D from Vivendi for no reason.
Unfortunately that C+D meant Conquer and Destroy. ;P
Fortunately, Smurfs look darn cute in camouflage! ^_____________________^
Unfortunately, since the smurfs were wearing camouflage, nobody saw them, and began to walk on them.
Fortunately, Smurfs are excellent for sore feet... ::)
Unfortunately, they leave your feet blue for months XD
Fortunately, blue feet were proclaimed "in" by Donatella Versace. :P
Unfortunately, it was soon deemed 'out' and green skin came back 'in'.
Fortunately, that made Lolotte and Elphaba supermodels! ;D
Unfortunately, the chain of popularity reversed and ordinary models were more popular. :P
Fortunately, that made ME popular! XD
Unfortunately, this is about the time that I get so incensed at Vivendi that I threw myself at the computer and begged this to be an error message.
Fortunately a hypnotist convinced everyone at Vivendi to do the right thing!
Unfortunately, the hypnotist worked for Vivendi, and therefore had a different idea of what doing "the right thing" meant.
Fortunately, a fortune teller came and took the hypnosis off us and we resumed plotting how to kill the c and d.
Unfortunately, an a (of anihilate) came along and started to do his worst. Laughing at everybody who does'n likes vivendi :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Fortunately, Vivendi died and all the KQ fans were the ones laughing. ;D
Unfortunately, I threw a big party in the Asylum after hearing this news, with coffee and chocolate donuts for everyone. It can safely be assumed that Lolotte will not be happy.
Fortunately, no one got THAT much more insane.
Unfortunately, we unleashed Lollotte's WRATH!
Fortunately, Lolotte went to Tamir to calm down and when she returned she was perfectly composed.
Unfortunately, Lollotte missed the party. :(
Fortunately, there was another party to celebrate her return! :D
Unfortunately, people handed out chocolate which lead to patients rampaging and the asylum getting closed down :P
Fortunately, it meant that patients who didn't want to be in the asylum could finally escape!
Unforunately, that means they will get sent to another Asylum without nice people like cat posting all the time. (if only for petition popularity)
Fortunately, the asylum was rebuilt later that day and the patients were all readmitted :P
Unforunately, the Asylum wasn't bigg enough for all the patients.
So the put the rest on the street.
fortunataly they could build a fence around the boulding so nobody cout escape
Unfortunately, people started climbing the fence because they were still all hyper from the chocolate
Fortunately, there was an impassable invisible barrier beyond the fence, which provided additional security.
Unfortunately, the impassable invisible barrier wasn't long enough to go around the complete fence, so a few could escape.
Forunately Lolotte realised what they were doing and brought them to me for counseling.
Unfortunately, Lolotte talked for so long that nobody listend to her and started to play games together.
Fortunately for the patients, they had a blast playing the games.
Unfortunately, Jason stabbed the patients with needles and kept missing the vein, which caused the patients to die of blood loss :D
Fortunately, there was a hospital nearby so many of them were saved just in time.
Unfortunately, for no particular reason at all, the patients who survived mutated into coffee craving zombies.
Fortunately, Farquhar and Jason had hidden all the coffee for their own use :P
Unfortunately Zelly knew the location to Farquhar's 'hidden stash of coffee', and was selling that information to the highest bidder. :suffer:
Fortunately, Cat doesn't like coffee so she didn't bid on the secret stash.
Unfortunately, Jason loved coffee a little too much and started bidding for Farquhar's stash XD
Fortunately, Farquhar learned about all of this, and relocated his sacred coffee to a better protected location. :P
Unfortunately Zelly was going to be in a big mess when all the "caffiends" found out the information she was selling was invalid.
Fortunately, Zelly got straightened out, with Lollotte's help. ;D
Unfortunately, Zelly was straitened to much so he told everybody that she has cheeted on cards.
Zelly's a her ;)
Fortunately, no one had problems with cheaters because they were used to Jason doing it in bingo :P
Quote from: racx_00 on October 19, 2005, 01:57:30 PM
Zelly's a her ;)
last time I checked anyway ;P
Unfortunately, everyone was so used to all of the cheating they teamed up against those who play fair.
Fortunately, nobody had played fair. :suffer:
Unfortunately, everyone lost their memories and didn't know what to do anymore :P
Fortunately, there was still plenty of coffee for everyone to drink.
Unfortunately, no one wanted coffee so they threw it into the Thames. :P
Fortunately, no one remembered where the coffee was because they had previously lost their memories :P
Unfortunately no one could figure out what was causing them to go insane from caffeine withdrawels.
Fortunately, they all decided they were allergic to coffee.
Unfortunately, alot of them still wanted to drink coffee :P
Fortunately, Lollotte managed to clear their minds of drinking coffee. ???
Unfortunately, they began a crazed search for anything other than coffee that still had caffeine in it.
Fortunately, they found a stash of chocolate :D
Unfortunately, before anyone else could take it, Rosella stole it. :P
Fortunately rosella stumbled and all the chocolat falls on the ground
Unfortunately, it fell into a pile of cat poo and no one could eat it XD
Fortunately, some fly's came allong and loved to eat the barrs of chocolade whit cat poo taste.
Unfortunately for those who wanted caffeine, it was obliterated from existence.
Fortunately, people learned how to disconnect from the Asylum and could then find caffeinated food in the real world :P
Unfortunately, they had to pay for their food in the real world.
fortunately some companies wheregiving away free samples
Unfortunately, the free samples were healthy. ;D
Fortunately, healthy food was good for them XD
Unfortunately something went wrong whit the production of the samples so the healthy food wasn't so healthy
Fortunately, lollotte noteced it and they got new food that was extremly healty.
Unfortunately, it was TOO good for them. :P
Fortunately, even too good food in small quantities, is still good enough. :scholar:
Unfortunately, there was enough food for milions (no even more) of people. :o
Fortunately, that wasn't unfortunate. :P
Unfortunately, it was fortunate. :P
Fortunately, it wasn't too fortunate, only fortunate enough. XD
Unfortunately, the fortunately/unfortunately game was caught in a continuous loop ::) :P
Fortunately, someone used siccors to cut the loop. ;D
Unfortunately, someone used a scissors to cut the siccors. XD
Fortunately, the siccors were imaginary, so no siccors were actually hurt. :P
Unfortunately, no one knew how to spell scissors...
Fortunately, they were all saved by dictionary.com :P
Unfortunately, dictionary.com couldn't spell, either.
Fortunately, a REAL dictionary could.
Unfortunately, people didn't use real dictionaries anymore :P
Fortunately, people could adapt. :P
Unfortunately, it took forever.
Fortunately, some people didn't adapt to the internet so they didn't have to re-un-adapt to actual dictionaries. :P
Unfortunately, the dictionaries were all sold out.
Fortunately, people no longer needed them because dictionaries are just a waste of money XD
Unfortunately, those people didn't realise the dictionaries cointained several hundred dollar bills between the pages. :no:
Fortunately, they didn't knew the value of money
Unfortunately, it was all Monoploy money. :-\
fortunatly the Monoploy money was a mis print and it what worth alot
Unfortunately, it was sunday so all the banks were closed!
Fortuantely, Australia was in the future so it was Monday :P
Unfortunately, the Australian banks didn't have any Monopoly money. :-\ (Actually.. no banks do XD)
Fortunately, they could change it into Australian Euros. :P
Unfortunately, the countingmachine was broken down. :-\
fortunatly racx wanted to count it all by6 hand :P :suffer:
Unfortunately, he left his arms at home. :P
fortunatly, the bank employee had some reserve arms for racx.
Unfortunately, once attached, those arms seemed to possess (?sp) a mind of their own and started throwing all the money it could reach around :o
Fortunately, racx had a 1.8ghz rubber chicken that could count the money :D
unfortunately the chicken was polyester so it was useless.
Fortunately, the polyester chicken had laid an egg which hatched and could count the monney. :o
Unfortunately, the hatchling chicken was evil and stole all of the money for itself.
Fortunately, the chick couldn't spend the money yet because it had to rest after working so hard to hatch.
Unfortunately some of the chickens started eating the money
Fortunately they soon decided that they didn't really like the taste.
Unfortunately, that was after they ate it all. :P
Fortunately, those chickens lay golden eggs. ::)
unfortunatly rack was so hungry..... :evil:
Fortunately, he went to the bathroom.
unfortunatly, the door was locked.
Fortunately, he was able to cluck a magical incantation to unlock the door.
unfortunatly Rosella laid in the bath.....
Fortunately, Rosella laid in the bath. :flirt:
;P
Unfortunatly, when she saw racx she started te scream!!!!!
fortunately racx just wanted to wish her happy birthday
Unfortunately, he was kicked out in the most violent manner possible. :P
fortunately, Racx didn't broke a bone.
unfortunately he broke some ribs
Fortunately, his grilled ribs tasted better than his grilled chicken brain. ;P
Unfortunately, anyone who eats his grilled ribs will be infected with the happiness. :)
Fortunately, it wasn't contagious.
Unfortunately, this whole subject was disturbing. :P
fortunatly we have Rosella get get things right again :suffer:
Unfortunately, she was still angry at racx >:(
fortunately racx gave her a BIG birthday present that had an unlimited supply of tim-tams in it
unfortunatly Rosella got sick after eating a 1000 tim-tams in one houre
Fortunately, racx gave here a medicine
Unfortunately, the medicine was tim-tam flavoured as well. ;P
Fortunately, we livein a society where tim-tams are considered poison.
Unfortunately, that means I'm going to die! :o
Fortunately, there was a white mage who could cure Rosella.
Unfortunately, the white mage wanted some tim-tams as payment. :P
Fortunately, there are plenty in Australia :P
Unfortunately, Rosella had eaten them all.
Fortunately, Rosella was immune to tim-tam poison.
Unfortunately, it wasn't tim-tam poison.
fortunatly we can safe roselle whit some hairs from gilgamesh :suffer:
Unfortunately, the gilgamesh died and it has to be alive for the cure to work.
fortunately the gilgamesh will respawn in 3 rounds
Quote from: Deloria on November 10, 2005, 01:41:44 PM
Unfortunately, the gilgamesh died and it has to be alive for the cure to work.
It's a person not a thing. :(
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on November 10, 2005, 05:03:13 PM
fortunately the gilgamesh will respawn in 3 rounds
You too!! >:(
Unfortunately, gilgamesh kept acting like he was dead to make Roslla kiss him (snowwhite style).
Fortunately, he was a lousy actor. XD
Unfortunately, Rosella did anyway and got hepititis C
fortunatly the best nurse o0f the chat came by to nurse all who got ill
Unfortunately, that nurse (male nurse) was Gilgamesh. XD
Fortunately, he made it betterfor a little while, then it got worse again.
Unfortunately, all these people were delusional and had just imagined all of this :P
Fortunately, there was a fantastic asylum nearby that they were quickly taken to for treatment.
Unfortunately, the owner was being sued by Bob. :P
Unfortunately, I thought Bob was the owner and that means Bob's a schizzo and belongs in the Asylum himself.
Quote from: Deloria on November 12, 2005, 02:35:15 AM
Unfortunately, Forunately, I thought Bob was the owner and that means Bob's a schizzo and belongs in the Asylum himself.
Unfotunately, the owner was sued for $100.000.000.000 :P
Fortunately, things were looking up. :P
(Psst, Del. It's supposed to alternate between Fortunately and Unfortunately. :P )
(I know, I read it through too quickely and thought we were still on 'fortunately')
Unforunately, after things looked up, they looked down, then the looked sideways. :)
Fortunately, there was a man who showed them the way
unfortunately it was a conman who showed them the way.
fortunately since being different is good, they went the opposite direction then the conman said.
unfortunately due trafic jam they had to walk another path
Fortunately, it was the straight and narrow. :D
Unfortunately, the straight and narrow path was the longest :P
fortunatly they took some chocolat and coffee whit them for on the way :P
Unfortunately, the hot coffee melted the chocolate. XD
Fortunately, they put the melted chocolate in the coffee and made a yummeh mocha. ^^
unfortunately the spilled the yummeh mocah ^^ all over their pants so and they were made fun of by rabid badgers.
Fortunately, the rabid badgers accompanied them and they found the way very soon.
unfortunately, it was the way to the swamp and they were starting to sink.
Quote from: Jafar on November 11, 2005, 06:59:30 PMUnfortunately, the owner was being sued by Bob. :P
Hey! :furious:
Quote from: Deloria on November 12, 2005, 02:35:15 AMI thought Bob was the owner and that means Bob's a schizzo and belongs in the Asylum himself.
He is and he would certainly not sue himself, which means there was an
imposter! :o
Fortunately, the swamp was located on hard rock just a few centimters below the swamp surface. 8)
Unfortunately, the rabid badgers were secretly planning on eating them as soon as they made it through the swamp.
Fortunately, the Jarada Knights spotted the rabid badgers and stopped them before anything could happen
Unfortunately, the first group of rabid badgers were a decoy so an even larger group could get to the people in the swamp. XD
Fortunately, the Jarada Knights finished off(?sp) the decoy badgers fast enough to tackle the oncoming larger group as they approached. 8)
Unfortunately, the badgers were asexual and could multiply at will.
Fortunately, Raf had a large can of Badger-B-Gone. ;D
Unfortunately that onle caused the badgers to return to the 'badge-cave' to gather the heavy artillery.
Fortunately, the artillery was TOO heavy. :P
Unfortunately, a few badgers had been working out alot lately.
Fortunately, they were to tired to move or carry anything.
Unfortunately, the Jarada Knights helped the poor overworked badgers :P
Fortunately, I thought the two-timing Jaradas Knights were on our side!
Unfortunately for the badgers, the Jarada Knights were sabotaging the animals.
Fortunately, the Jarada Knights didn't manage to damage the animals.
Unfortunately, the animals managed to damage them.
Fortunately, the badgers turned into people and told us that we had won one hundred dollars each.
Unfortunately, this didn't get us KQIX back.
Fortunately, it got us a Nintendo Revolution! XD
Unfortunately, there wasn't enough money left to buy any games for it.
Fortunately, Jason didn't spend any of his money on a Revolution :P
Unfortunately, Jason decided to be greedy and only buy the games for himself and not let anyone else play them.
Fortunately, there were enough copies of those games to be sold.
Unfortunately, Jason hid them in his lair. :P
Fortunately, for Jason his lair could never be found for it was down under :P
Unfortunately, his lair was *gasp* six feet under and that meant JASON WAS DEAD! :P
Fortunately, Davy Jones revived him.
Unfortunately, Davy Jones then forgot his locker combination. :P
Fortunately, Jason knew the combination.
Unfortunately, the British were coming.
Fortunately, Edgarnick held his people off.
Unfortunately, they were too heavy to hold for long. XD
Fortunately, with the aid of the Jarada Knights they weren't too heavy.
Unfortunately, the heavy ones were approaching first. ;-D
Fortunately, they were dieting. :P
Unfortunately, that means they wouldn't eat or drink for months. :o
fortunately, they could be in diet commercials when they were done.
Unfortunately, they were on the atkins diet. :P
fortunately, that diet didn't do any damage to them
Unfortunately, the British already had Australia and didn't need to come back, so everyone was worrying for no reason :P
Fortunately, it would be only be a matter of time before the British would have to retreat. 8)
Unfortunately, they took longer because it was tea-time. ::)
fortunately, tea-time was over and because they had nothing to do, they retreated.
Unfortunately, Rosella still thought the British were weird for eating tea. :P
Fortunately, Jafar explained it to her again. :P
unfortunately, she still didn't understand.
Fortunately, everyone decided not to worry about it and they all went to eat tea XD
unfortunatly, a goblin ate all of the tea.
Fortunately, the tea was to hot so the goblin burned his mounth and everyone had some fun because ot that. :suffer:
Unfortunately, the goblin spat the tea out and burnt everyone :-\
Fortunately, only minor injuries were caused by the burns.
Unfortunately, the tea ruined all the food :(
Fortunately, they could get more food :D
Unfortunatly it was all cold Spam.
Fortunately, Telepathic_Cat (using his telekenisis) truned all of the cold spam in to PANCAKES!!!!!!!!! YAY PANCAKES!!!!!!! :suffer:
Unfortunatly, nobody liked the cold pancakes, so they threw them away.
Fortunately, they were no longer hungry :P
unFortunately, the trown away food atracted rats
(Complete Randomness ahead...) Fortunately, the big Salamander thing from KQ VII appeared and chased the rats away.
unfortunatly, all of the rats ganged up on the salamander thing and killed it.
Fortunately, no one had a problem with the rats.
unfortunatly, the mice had a problem whit the rats
Fortunately, The Telepathic Cat took care of the mice last week.
unfortunatly, The Telepathic Cat couldn't find any mice.
fotunately the mice couldn't find them self also
Unfortunately, since TC didn't want to eat the rats, ate the mice last week, and was out of catfood, she starved.
Quote from: Deloria on December 21, 2005, 01:27:59 PM
Unfortunately, since TC didn't want to eat the rats, ate the mice last week, and was out of catfood, she starved.
(Just give me a moment... Uh...she?...SHE? What the frig, dude? (I call everyone that, even my teachers.) GAH!! T_C is now enraged at the human race more than ever!! 'SHE!!!!!!!' GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Fortunatley, T_C used
HIS mind to make some cat food for
HIMself. Thank you...
Unfortunately, Deloria was now on TC's bad side. :P
Fortunately, I was only having a sugar rush when I wrote that!
(Just try not to call the future ruler of the world 'She') :)
Unfortunately, a sugar rush could happen again very soon :P
Forunately, my current sugar rush is being kept under control by me singing really loud to good songs. (I can't sing!)
Unfortunately, TC lost his voice by singing to long.
Fortunately, I could still sing. :P
Unfortunately, people wouldn't stop requesting Crazy Bus. :P
fortunatly, i request banana phone
Unfortunately, the bananas were all gone, eaten by someone called King Kong.
Fortunately King Kong fell off the Empire State Building, freeing all the captive bananas!
Unfortunately, he quickly recovered and started throwing barrels at people.
Fortunately, Mario managed to stop king kong from throwing barrels
Unfortunately, he didn't manage because Princess Peach distracted him. :suffer: :P
Sorry TC, it was a typo :o, really I didn't mean to
Fortunately, we could always count on Luigi to stop King Kong.
unfortunately, toad got in the way.
Fortunately, Toad sold Luigi a star for 20 coins. ;D
Unforunatey, while Luigi was making hand and foot prints, he got squished by King Kong. ::)
Fortunately, he had another live. 8)
unfortunely, mario pushed luigi off of a cliff and dfeated king kong, thus stealing all of the glory once again.
Fortunately, Luigi ran into Donkey Kong XD
unforyunatly, donkey kong slipped on a banana peel and knocking luigi off of the cliff yet again.
Fortunately, there was a cliffhanger that he could grasp.
Unfortunately, that was the place where the game was scratched up and that left us with a REAL cliffhanger. :P
Fortunately, they had more than one copy of the game :P
unfortunatly, when the game was put back in, the screen said "GAME OVER LOSER"
Fortunately, the screen also said "continue?"
unfortunatly the controls where broken
Fortunately, no one wanted to play anymore. :P ::)
unfortunately everyone changed their minds and the fuse box went out.
Fortunately, they had a large battery
Unfortunately, the battery turned out to be dead.
fortunatley, they found a battery that still had a little bit of power left.
Unfortunately, it was inside of a speedy pink rabbit. :P
fortunately, elmer fudd chased the wittle wabbit.
Unfortunately, he decided to go after Bugs Bunny :P
fortunately, daffy duck took bugs's place
Unfortunately, donald duck came to challange daffy duck so he couldn't replace bugs bunny. :P
fortunately, donald duck was fired from warner bros. and went to work with disney.
Unfortunately, Looney Toons died out
fortunately, i had some pheonix down.
Unfortunately, the Final Fantasy evil guy (whatever his/her name is) comes and steals the Pheonix Down.
fortunately, i used stop on him, took the pheonix down back, and revived the loony toons.
Unfortunately Porky wouldn't get back up.
fortunately, warner bros was going to fire him anyways.
Unfortunately, Porky sued warner bros.
Fortunately, Porky died and Warner Bros. lived on :P
unfortunately, micky mouse sued disney.
Fortunately, Mickey won and created a new company that never made direct to video sequels. :P
fortunately, ispired by mickey, nintendo went out and invested all of their money in the stocks and they lost millions.
Fortunately, I found the millions and gave them back. XD
Unfortunately, the money wasn't worth anything anymore. ::)
Fortunately a machine made them better! GO NINTENDO!
unfortunately, nintendo survived the earthquake of 2121.
Fortunately, Michael learned to respect Nintendo and admitted that they were okay. ;P
unfortunately, i learned to respect nintendo and admitted that they were ok.
Psst! You're supposed to wait for two other people to add on to the story before posting again.
psst! sorry! it won't happen a agian.
Fortunately, because there was so much psst psst all went well after all.
Unfortunately, that was just a joke, nothing went well and everything died, including Nintendo (went bankrupt).
Fortunately, since Rosella had been studying quantum physics, she created a time machine, and made everyone happy again. (Including Nintendo ^^)
Unfortunatelym she had to fight a bunch of evil ninjas while time traveling. :P
fortunately, the jaradas were there to help out.
Unfortunately, they couldn't time travel.
Fortunately, the ninjas only existed in universe one, and by the time Rosella fixed universe two, the evil ninjas ceased to exist. :P
Unfortunately, the Jaradas ceased to exist as well :P
Fortunately, The Three Chatters of Insanity still existed.
Unfortunately, they were already death of insanty. :dead:
Fortunately, the Asylum had a 'resurrect' spell to revive characters from Insanity deaths. 8)
Unfortunately, everything turned into a Broadway musical! :o
Fortunately, no one could sing so the Broadway musical didn't last long. :P
Unfortunately, they were all arrested for making bad music. :P
Fortunately, the jail really only exsisted in the minds of TSL Asylum patients.
Unfortunately, their minds made it real. :P
Fortunately, all they had to do was realise that they had made it up along with the asylum and it would all go away. XD
Unfortunately, Asylum patients aren't able to control their own minds. :(
fortunatly, gilgamesh snuck in some chocolate, thus making him sane for 4 hours.
unfortunately the chocolate was confiscated
Fortunately, he ate most of it before it was confiscated.
unfortunatly, he became so hyper that he ate the cord holding up the elevator, causing it to crash.
Fortunately, the emegencybrake worked and nobody got hurt.
(there was not a person in the elevator at thet time) :P
Unfortunately, no one could use that elevator anymore.
fortunately it's very healthy to use the stairs
unfortunatly, the stairs were closed off, so that a repeat of the "banana-and-fudge-ice-cream incident" wouldn't happen.
Fortunately, that wasn't NEARLY as bad as what happened in Colorado. :P
unforunately, everyone forgot about that.
Psst! You have to wait for 2 people! :P
*apologizes* i'm sorry for messing up the order of things. :(
*doesn't count his last two posts* unfortunately, we will get back off topic. :P
Fortunately, the building was empty so it could be demolished
(finally some explosions :bomb:)
unfortunately they didn't used enough explosives
fortunately, ther ewas an earthquake and the building fell over anyways.
Unfortunately the building fell on a monumental building.
:!Oops:
fortunately, suparman saved the day.
Unfortunately, his new sidekick, Subparman, annoyed people and made them stop reading the comics. :P
Fortunately, this weeded out the casual fans of the Suparman comics and forced the writers to focus on their central fan base.
unfortunately, all of the writers had sudden heart attacks.
Fortunately, a new wave of webcomics more than made up for the incident.
Unfortunately, the author went bankrupt.
Fortunately, Suparman enthusiasts started writing fancomics.
Unfortunately, "Suparman" was sued for having a name too close in likeness to "Superman". ;P
Fortunately, he won.
unfortunately, supurman and suporman were sued too.
Fortunately, Bizzaro Subparman was their lawyer.
unfotunately, the hulk broke the bulilding trying to save them.
Fortunately, that building was scheduled for demolition on Thursday anyway. :P
unfortunately, they moved the demolition date back by a year.
Fortunately, it was a year back, so the building hadn't existed for a while anyway ;D ::) :P
unfortunately, they rebuilt it in less than a day and the case resumed.
Aren't ya supposed to wait two posts before you can post again?
Fortunately, everyone decided they didn't care about the building :P
Unfortunately, after that the building collapsed and people decided they did care about it. :P
that's only in the question and word games. :P
fortunately, spudserman rebuilt it. ;P
Fortunately, rules are GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. XD
FYI, it's a typical rule. It applies to everything with the exception of "Blame the Other" and possibly another new one I can't remember. The "wait for 2 people rule" is the norm. In the Positive Reinforcement Thread, you're supposed to wait for 3 people, but I'm pretty sure everyone waits 2 anyways. :P
Unfortunately, to much rules make it almost impossible to do anything that is not against the rules.
Fortunately, King Edward the Benevolent took away some of the crazier rules, since he's so benevolent. :P
unfortunately, a new ruler took over. :P
Fortunately, following the plot, it was King Graham! ;D
Unfortunately, he gave the people the right to have crazy rules again. :P
fotunately, he was insane at the time. :P
Unfortunately, he is still insane. :P
fortunately, he's going to the Asylum soon-
Unfortunately, the walls will crush him....
Fortunately, R2D2 and C3PO will save him before he gets too crushed.
Unfortunately, R2D2 and C3PO weren't insane enough to be allowed into the Asylum. ;P
Fortunately Jarjar is insane enough
Ufortunately Jarjar is insane enough :P
Fortunately, though Jarjar is crazy enough, he still isn't in the Asylum.
Unfortunately, that means we'll never find the secret entrance to the underwater city.
Fortunately that means we will all be able to stay above ground.
Unfortunately, the hidden treasure there will then be lost forever.
fortunately, ln found a map!
Unfortunately, the map wasn't shared with the rest of us.
fortunately packman was ambushed and someone painted the map an the wall of the tallest building
unfortunately, the building got destroyed.
Fortunately, Zelly discovered she had a photographic memory, and was able to redraw multiple copies of the map. :D
unfortunately, the map pacman had was just a map whit a X painted (by pacman) on it. XD
fortunately, the map was correct. :P
Unfortunately, everyone believed Gilgamesh so they threw their copies away.
Fortunately, some homeless people found it and are now members of the parlament in that underwater secret city :P
unfortunately there was a huge water trouble in the underwater secret city ::)
Fortunately, the citizens of the underwater city anticipated the water trouble, and were able to take care of the situation quickly.
Unfortunately, everyone else died. :P
Fortunately, they became daughters of the air and went to Heaven three hundred years later.
Unfortunately, there were no more wings for them so the fell to hell.
fortunately, satan hated them all, so he threw them to heaven.
Unfortunately, Heaven had turned into some crazy version of Survivor.
Fortunately, there was a party and Heavan's usually normal.
Unfortunately, Deloria caused a religious\political debate. :P
Fortunately, it's (do do do do do DOO!) SUPER MOD to the rescue! XD
Unfortunately, the do do do DOOs malfunctioned, and SUPER MOD'S entrance was not as dramatic. :(
Fortunately, Deloria could edit her post :P
Unfortunately, many posts were already posted :suffer:
Fortunately, they were all on the previous page and never to be seen again. ;D
Unfortunately, ninjas came along and Stole the Sun.
Fortunately, we people who stay inside all of our lives never noticed. :P
Unfortunately, not everyone has discovered this wonderful site, and they generally go outside.
Fortunately, a Knight came along to Save the Day(light).
Unfortunately, the knight had to fight through 16 levels of the game to reach the final boss
Fortunately, the knight made it. 8)
Unfortunately, the final boss smelled horrible and could not be approached too closely.
fortunately the knight had a "long" sword :suffer:
Unfortunately, the sword was so dull it couldn't even cut through butter. :P
Fortunately, it was great for tickling people. :D
Unfortunately, the boss was imune to tickeling.
Fortunately, his henchmen weren't immune for it.
Unfortunately, that still left the boss to worry about.
Fortunately the boss had a sensitive spot in the middle of the top of his head; a big gaping hole and nothing covering it.
Unfortunately, it couldn't be reached.
Fortunately, it could, but only with a ten metre long pols :P
Unfortunately, he would need another person to help lift the pole.
Fortunately, he decided to pole-vault into the boss's head. :P
Unfotunately, he changed his mind :P
Fortunately, there were enough people to help lift the pole. :gossip:
Unfortunately, they dropped it on the knight's foot, resulting in a Game Over somehow.
Fortunately, I changed the subject. :P
Unfortunately by doing that you went terrible of-topic :P
Fortunately, I'd forgotten the original topic, so off topic was good for me! XD
Unfortunately, without a topic, everyone just kinda wandered off.
Fortunately, a bigg blast made all thing correct again.
Unfortunately, it didn't make a hole in the asylum wall :P
Fortunately, the patients could continue their mental progress! :D
Unfortunately, it meant smashing and breaking stuff in the asylum. :wall: :say:
Fortunately the rebelion went very well
Unfortunately, the Empire struck back. :P
Fortunately, nobody got hurt.
unFortunately no one got away :P
Fortunately, no one was there either. XD
Unfortunately, that was because everyone was at the Spice Mines of Kessel, about to be smashed into who knows what. :o
Fortunately, that isn't supposed to happen for a few years.
Unfortunately thats what the empire wants you to believe ::)
Fortunately, Darth Vader was more forgiving then the Emperor. :P
Unfortunately, none of those were at the spot. :P
Fortunately, all the bad guys got turned into chocolate pudding.
Unfortunately, they tasted horrible. :P
Fortunately, it was raining cookies! :P
Unfortunately, some of the cookies were burnt.
Fortunately, the cookies that were burnt were burned sugar cookies, making them caramel cookies :P
Unfortunately, those cookies were to hot to eat.
Fortunately, cold milk was available. :D
Unfotunately, it was old. :P
Fortunately, cookies are teh awesomeness without milk. :P
Unfortunately, these cookies eat people. :P
Fortunately, no one got eaten.
Unfortunately, Deloria rudely considers the cookies "no one". :no:
Fortunately, the cookies gain voting rights and elect SDAC as president. :D
Unfortunately, the SDAC doesn't know anything about politics :P
Fortunately, SDAC HIRED a person who knows a lot about it. :P
Unfortunately, that person was Carl Sagan.
Fortunately, he died.
Unfortunately, dying is sad. :(
Fortunately, he want to Haven. :angel:
Unfortunately, he got locked in the asylum in Haven :P
Fortunately, he rediscovered disco! :D
Unfortunately, people mistook the disco ball for a shiny pinata. XD
Fortunately, there really was candy in the disco ball :P
Unfortunately, there were no chocolate bars among the candies :P
Fortunately, the candy tasted great!! ;D
Unfortunately, bandits stole the rest of the candies :P
Fortunately, the candy could be recovered
Vildern, the rules state that you have to wait for two people to post before posting yourself :)
Unfortunately, a tsunami washed in and got all the candies wet.
Fortunately, the candy tasted even better after that. ::)
Unfortunately, they were all watered down :P
Fortunately, Willy Wonka started giving out free chocolate after the disaster. :D
Unfortunately, the people who eated it turned green
Fortunately, I didn't have to alienate them anymore ;P
Unfortunately, aliens attacked, thinking that the green people were being held captive by the non-green humans. :P
fortunately it brought peace troughout the universe
Unfortunately, I decided to take up alienating again :P
Fortunately, alienating has been outlawed five minutes ago by the Super Mods of the Universe :P
Awesome! :D How can I become one? :P
You are already one! You just don't know that yet :P Your special name there is Almighty Mod of all things blue
Unfortunately, there were some people who posted wrong and coused a POSTINGWAR. ;B
Fortunately, the side with the mangos was winning. :P
Unfortunately, we had no allies
Fortunately, there were no enemies at all.
Unfortunately, the local wine was contaminated, caused fighting between friends! :o
Fortunately, everyone who didn't drink it helped break it up.
Unfortunately, that coursed the world to be split up into to parts. XD
Fortunately, the brave tailor could fix the world whit needle and thread
Unfortunately, he was in a coma.
Fortunately, he was due to come out of the coma in a few days.
Unfortunately, he got the flu (such a pity) ::)
Fortunately, the doctor found a cure for the flu.
Unfortunately, there was only one potion left and the doctor had the flu himself.
Fortunately, they both had very mild flus (What IS the plural of "flu"? XD) that went away without the potion being needed! :D
Unfortunately, Superman's evil twin came along and trashed the city.
Fortunately, Superman's good triplet came to stop him.
Unfortunately, I came back. Along with the other five of Superman's evil octuplets (spelling?).
Psst. There's a spell check button for that. :P
Fortunately, PEOPLE WERE COMING BACK! XD
Unfortunately, they were wearing tentacles on their heads.
Fortunately, it was fashionable.
Unfortunately, that fasion only lasted a few seconds. XD
Fortunately, a better fashion succeeded.... :P
Unfortunately, that fashion didn't last long and we went back to the old fashion :P
Fortunately, all the old things became great to see. ;D
Fortunately, the black dragon died exactly when you wrote that line of yours... :P
Unfortunately, that fortunately didn't count. :P
Fortunately, this does, because everyone in the asylum got an adorable guard cat assigned to monitor them at all times! XD
Unfortunately, the Asylum's manager got mad :P
Fortunately, he still liked most of his patients and let them have guard-kittens-in-training to pet. :)
Unfortunately, those gaurd-kittens-in-training attacked the patients. :P
Fortunately there were plenty of bandaids.
Unfortunately, there weren't enough.
Fortunately, CC stopped those gaurd-kittens-in-training before the bandaids were all used. :P
Unfortunately, a giant meteor fell from the sky and hit the Asylum.
Fortunately, all the patients could escape.
Unfortunately, they all drowned in a river outside :P
Fortunately, the World's Most Giant Doctor was able to save them.
You cheated, OB, I killed them and you resurrected them :P 8)
Unfortunately, the doctor would have been able to save them, but it was asleep so they all drowned. ::) :P
Fortunately, there was a Wizard who casted a spel on the drowned patients. :thumbsup:
Unfortunately, the wizard was called manannan
Fortunately, it was another Manannan :P
Unfortunately, he was just as evil. :evil:
Quote from: Deloria on June 25, 2006, 12:01:13 AM
Unfortunately, the door would have been able to save them, but it was asleep so they all drowned. ::) :P
How could a door save someone? And why was it asleep? o_O
Anyway...
Fortunately, Dilbert's janitor used his "turn good" device on this Manannan. :P
Unfortunately, Manannan turned to Manannanina after that experiment :P
Fortunately, as a female, (s)he was less evil.
Unfortunately, she was only 1% less evil.
Fortunately, her name was way cooler. XD
Unfortunately, she turned completely evil and uncool after a short amount of time. :P
Fortunately, she fell in love whit a good man. :sweetheart:
Unfortunately he was in love with someone else.
Fortunately, the three of them decided to form a harem.
Unfortunately creating or forming a harem was made illegal.
Fortunately, they could change the law. :P
Unfortunately, the law-making people were all drunk after going on a massive bar-hopping spree.
Fortunately, the law-making people disappeared and the land was once again free :P
Unfortunately, it became a dictatorship afterwards. :P
Fortunately, the dictator was a good person. :D
Unfortunately, his subordinates were not.
Fortunately, under the influence of the nice dictator, they became good.
Unfortunately, the other countries didn't liked the dictatorship and went to WAR. :o
Fortunately, wars were outlawed by the galactic senate :P 8)
Unfortunately, a stray hydrogen bomb missile landed on Antarctica and caused massive flooding! :o
Fortunately, this caused Atlantis to resurface. :P
Unfortunately, the rest of the world sank to the bottom of the ocean. :o
Fortunately, Atlantis had special machines that dispensed anything you ever wanted, enabling everyone to live on it with no overcrowding.
Unfortunately, Atlantis burst into flames when the other continents sunk.
Fortunately, the flames could be extinguished and caused no damage.
Unfortunately, a random ninja kidnapped the Atlantian princess. :P
Fortunately, she was ugly and nobody cared. :P
Unfortunately, she was also the sole heir to the throne.
Fortunately she had only been kidnapped so that she could learn the secret Ninja Way.
Unfortunately, she was tough the evil Ninja ways. :evil:
Fortunately, the King and Queen made another baby. :D
Unfortunately, it got kidnapped.
Fortunately, a brave knight saved the princess. ;D
unfortunately the knight and princess were both fried alive by the kindgdoms dragon
Fortunately, the dragon was slain soon after that incident.
unfortunately, the dragon gaurded the royal treasures which were stolen soon after his death. XD
BUMP!!
Fortunately, the theif was captured and killed with a piece of bacon by a blue goose!
Quote from: telepathic_cat on July 10, 2006, 09:31:10 PM
BUMP!!
Fortunately, the theif was captured and killed with a piece of bacon by a blue goose!
LOL.
Unfortunately, the blue goose flew away and was never seen again, right after that happened.
Fortunately, the royal treasure was recovered.
Unfortunately, the royal family was turned into tuna-loving zombies by Mordack who showed up right after the bacon incident.
Fortunately, Graham saved them and turned them back to normal.
Unfortunately, he lost a legg saving them.
Arggggh, now graham's a pirate. ;D
Fortunately, they were able to make a new, fully functional leg out of all the left-over bacon.
Unfortunately, that didn't last very long.
Fortunately, the legg tasted great and got replaced by a wooden one.
Unfortunately, the bacon went to waste.
Fortunately, her grace decided to change the subject to something slightly more kosher. :P
Unfortunatley, it hasn't been posted yet... ::)
Fortunately, we can always talk about bacon! XD
Unfortunately they forgot to salt all the bacon in the world and it spoiled and all the pigs ran away to a far away world.
Fortunately, the spoiled eggs were delicious and the cows came.
Unfortuately, everyone died after eating the spoiled food!
Fortunately, several people had been kidnapped by the pigs and escaped back to earth and quickly repopulated it.
Unfortunately, the pigs decided to have people as their slaves. :P
Fortunately, all the people got hungry and ate all the pigs.
Unfortunately, after eating all the piga there was no other animal left on the entire world. :o
Fortunately, by that time, they never had to eat again.
Unfortuantely, aliens landed and blew up the world.
Fortunately, T_C had a short change of heart and created a telepathic shield around the earth and pulled it back into one piece using his powerful telepathic mind.
Unfortunately, TC soon came to his senses. :P
Fortunately, while being a nice guy TC made it so the shields could not be taken down by anyone and became the savior of all humanitu.(Well just from that one trial.)
Unfortunately, TC demanded to be called emperor for saving the world. :o
Fortunately, no one minded calling him that. :P
(Wow, where did all that come from? XD)
Unfortuantely, Earth soon ran out of Root Beer and I went on strike until we got more! :P
Fortunately, the shields were permanent and the root of beers was found that made even better root beer for TC.
Unfortunately, the use of any alcoholic drinks was forbidden, so TC didn't got any beer anymore. XD
Fortunately, TC was able to join RBA and become a recovering Root- Beer-Aholic..... ;D
Unfortunately, all the RBA clinics burned to the ground and everyone forgot about them.
Fortunately, they builded a hospital on that place whit more than enough rooms for the whole world. :P
Unfortunately, they were unable to find any doctors to staff the hospital.
Fortunately, they didn't need any doctors because no one was ever ill again. :P
Unfortunately, another alien race stopped by and left a new microorganism that the humans depleted immune system could not fight off. (Due to the fact of not having to fight homeworld illnesses.) :suffer:
Fortunately, all the people survived it next to the fact that they became green of skin. XD
Unfortunately, they all became unable to eat food and started to produce energy using photosynthesis and growing leafy appendages.
Fortunately, they became a new species. :P
Unfortunately, they needed to live in the water or they would die. XD
Fortunately they developed an advanced underwater civilization and learned the ways of the "no water, still live" eventually XD
Unfortunately, A new rebellious generation grew up and forgot the "still live" part of "no water-still live" ways and kicked the bucket. XD
Fortunately, the bucket missed them and created a new town for them. :P
Unfortunately, they could only live there for a day.
Fortunately, they were teleported to the seas of Mon Calamari. ;D
Unfortuantely, David Bowie crashed into the sea, thus making all the water fly off the planet.
GAH!! :P What is it with this thread and water?! :P
Fortunately, whitout all the water they mutated into airbreathing creatures.
SO, NO MORE WATER DELORIA. :P
Unfortunately, ( :suffer:) A HUGE space rain cloud came and flooded Mon Calamari where the people still where and there was no land and the swam in the waters all day and night. :suffer:
*decides to stop posting in here. :P*
I am sorry Deloria, please don't stop posting in here :'(!! I won't talk about water anymore!!!!!!!
Fortunately, no all the people came out of the stange dreams they had about water and saw that the sun was shining. ;D
It was all an illusion. :'(
Unfortunately, that made Jason happy :o
Fortunately, that also means that David Bowie didn't die.
Unfortunately, David Browny got abducted by aliens. XD
Poor soul. :P
Fortunately, the aliens took him back when they realized they'd made a mistake: they actually wanted to kidnap Neil and make him give them the plot.
Unfortunately, I accidently shot the alien spaceship out of the sky while playing Duck Hunt. :P
Fortunately, it prevented the aliens to start a inter-planetairy war against the entire human race. :o
Unfortunately, that didn't do much good as someone flipped a switch and make the sun explode. :P
Fortunately, the sun had married the moon of earth and had a baby which became the new sun. 8)
Unfortunately, the baby sun was a Tellytubbies character! :o
XD
Fortunately, everyone thought it was adorable. :P
Unfortunately, it wanted to play whit everyone. XD
You all should order a lot of sunlotion. ;B
Fortunately, being a Teletubbie it had a super short attention span and 2 secs on the way to play it got bored and went into a everlasting sleep and didn't burn anyone.
Unfortunately, the baby sun went on a rampage and left steaming doodoo all over the landscape.
Fortunately, the doodoo was biodegradeable and quickly turned into rich, fertile soil in which people could grow crops.
Unfortunately, all the crops of the planet was burned by the baby sun.
Fortunately, the baby sun soon realized its mistake and turned down its temperature a bit. ;)
Unforunately the oceans had all evaporated before that :o
Fortunately, it started to rain and the oceans filled up again.
unfotunately, a meteor hit and all of the dinosaurs died.
Fortunately, that was a long time ago. ::)
unfortunately, delorias watch was wrong and it was now.
Please wait for two people to post before posting yourself.
Fortunately, some of them survived and created an very highly developed civilization. XD
Dino's rule!!! ;D
Unfortunately, men evolved faster and began hunting the dinosaurs. :o
Fortunately, they soon stopped as it proved fatal. :P
Unfortunately, the complete human race was already put into zoos all over the dinoworld. :o
fortunately, men evolved and broke out.
Unfortunately, by saying that, a forbidden discussion happened on the forum and this topic was confinscated by the Moderators.
Fortunately, it was hilarious. XD
Unfortunately, nobody knows why it was hilarious.
Fortunately, everyone got a cup of coffee and became friends. ;D
unfortunately, some stupid lady spilled the coffee on her while driving, got burt, and sued mcdonald's for it.
Fortunately McDonald's paid the lady a humongous sum of money and she called the case off. ::)
Unfortunately, now they didnt have any monney anymore to pay their personal. :o
fortunately (or unfortunately depending on how you look at it), mcdonald's won the lottery.
Unfortunately, they spent all the money on bad meat.
Fortunately, the meat contained hidden secrets. ::)
Unfortunately, those hidden secrets couldn't be found because they where hidden to well. XB
fortunately, i found them!! :D
Unfortunately, by the time Pacman found them, they'd already gone through the meatgrinder at McDonald's.
fortunately, the meatgrinder was broken so it didn't harm the meat.
unforunately, someone changed the subject
Fortunately, that happens all the time in Haven, so nobody bothers. ;D
Unforunately, heaven was closed because of repairs on the main door and everyone went direct to HELL :devil: :!Oops:
fortunately, hell was closed because they were putting air conditioning in.
btw- i just realized that im a crystal dragon
Unfortunately, Hell wasn't cold enough for a crystal dragon to fly around in. :-\ ;P
Congrats! XD
Fortunately, the crystal dragon soon ascended to the next rank and could stay in Hell. ::) (Unfortunately fits better, though. :-\ :P)
unfortunately, deloria coun't use unforunately.
Fortunately, the people of the village above didn't noticed any of this.
Unfortunately, the villagers were too busy holding rituals when that happened, but they soon stopped and realized what had come to pass. ::)
Fortunately, they then had a party to which everyone was invited :).
unfortunately, the invites got lost in the mail
Fortunately, the invitations got resent.
Unfortunately, it then rained on the party day. No picnic. :(
Fortunately, the rain passed over after 2 minutes.
unfortunately, the suffer smiley came back.
Fortunately, it was stabbed :stabs: and thus couldn't ruin our PICNIC!!!!!!!
unfortunately, it started to rain and the picnic was canceled. :suffer:
Fortunately, the original notice was wrong. It hould have been postponed instead of canceled. :D
Unfortunately, someone stole all the picnic baskets.
Fortunately, Yogi was up for sharing! :D
unfortunately, no one wanted to share. :(
Fortunately yogi didn't get mad about them not sharing. :)
Unfortunately, Booboo did!
fortunately, he got over it.
Unfortunately, by then he'd already eaten most of the picnic baskets.
fortunately, they had decided to go to a restaurant.
Unfortunately, the restaurants were closed.
Fortuanately one of the restaurant's doors was unlocked.
unfortunately, the chef was gone.
Fortunately, one of the persons was a master-chef.
Unfortunately, the restaurant was short on produce and ingredients for the meal.
Fortunately the master-chef was very inventive. :D
Unfortunately, no one wanted to eat his inventions :X.
fortunately, they ate them and the inventions were actually good.
Unfortunately, they were attacked by the similarly named, but very different, Master Chief. XD
Fortunately, they managed to hide in the walk-in freezer.
Unfortunately, the freezer closed behind them. :o
Who would do such a thing? ::) :P
fortunately, the freezer had built in heating.
Unfortunately, the frozen goods began to smell.
Forunately, there were discounted air fresheners at....uh...Taco Bell.
unfortunately, taco bell was closed.
Fortunately, despite the fact that Master Chief chased them to the closed taco bell after they escaped somehow from the freezer, they managed to get away when he tripped over a potted geranium.
Unfortunately, they all got arrested by CC for breaking into the asylum kitchen and were sentenced for a livetime in the asylum. :o
Fortunately, Crispin turned the asylum walls into chocolate.
unfortunately, the key melted.
Fortunately, the now starving people who have waited so patiently for their picnic ate their way through the walls.
Unfortunately, ants started crawling all over the chocolate. :P
Fortunately, the ants helped the people escape.
Unfortunately, the people and the ants were both too full to eat through the exterior walls after having eaten their way out of the cell.
fortunately, by that time, the walls had melted.
Unfortunately, the ceiling collapsed. ::)
Fortunately, it had melted as well, for it too was made of chocolate! Thus, when it collapsed it simply coated all the people in chocolate!
unfortunately, it hardened and no one could get out. :P
Fortunately, CC had just the thing to dissolve hardened chocolate. :scholar:
Unfortunately, the people sealed inside the chocolate were so delighted to finally be free and have so much food to devour and to celebrate at long last whatever it is they set out to celebrate that they ate the chocolate with solvent still in it. (The bottle of solvent has a warning label: "Warning may cause nausea, gas, vertigo, occurence of green skin in some test animals followed by a severe break out of hives, and in extreme cases eventual death.")
fortunately, none of that happened.
Unfortunately, the president's pants were burned at the stake for witchcraft.
Fortunately, president's shoes arrived just in time to save his pants.
unfortunately, they were my pants. :P
Fortunately, they fitted just fine. ;D
Unfortunately, they were cursed by the president's real pants because his pants were jealous!?
Fortunately, Big Boss of the Metal Gear Solid series showed up, yelled "I HAVE AN EYE PATCH!!!!!!" and killed the president's real pants in a huge, 40-minute, battle.
Unfortunately, the final boss was the boss to surpass Big Boss himself. :P
Fortunately the hero arrived to get rid of all this bossy mess :P
unfortunately, arieth died. :'( :'(
Fortunately, it all worked out in the end.
Unfortunately, "working out" is not what the characters wanted the story to do.
Fortunately, they were working towards new stories.
Unfortunately, none of those have resolved the much debated phoenix down question.
fortunately, they found a grunty
Unfortunately, www.tfd.com doesn't know what a "grunty" is. ::)
Fortunately... Pacman will tell us what he meant ???
unfortunately, no one knew that a grunty is a human sized pig that can talk and compete in races once fully matured. there are 9 known types of grunties. noble, poison, iron, bony, snaky, milky, aqua, wooden, and rocker.
Fortunately, they are also tasty!! (I think...yeah...)
Unfortunately, you wouldn't want to eat a bony, snaky (I guess), wooden, iron, or poison grunty.
Fortunately, together they tasted great. ;D
Unfortunately, so much grunty causes indigestion with a mild case of grunting.
fortunately, aqua grunties are pure water!!
Unfortunately, while the water takes care of the grunting, it leaves the indigestion.
EDIT: OOPS
sorry... I hadn't read the first post: I'll observe the rule now
wait 2 posts :P
Fortunately, CC provided pills to counter the indigestion effects, of which he was not suffering.
unfortunately, the bacon that cc ate was from an iron grunty and his stomach felt heavy and it rusted. :P
Fortunately, there was a large jug of water nearby.
Unfortunately, it made him feel heavier!
fortunately, he got better. :P
Unfortunately, all the gruntys were eaten and became extinct so no one got sick form them ever again.
Fortunately, people could still eat their cell phones!
Unfortunately, this led to the ringing stomach syndrome.
Fortunately, it was discovered that having a cellphone in one's stomach made them immortal. :P
Unfortunately, the world became overcrowded.
fortunately, other people discovered that some phones were radioactive, making less people want to become immortal. :P
Unfortunately, by that time half of the world was overrun by mutant radioactive zombies.
Fortunately, a suitable island was found where they could live for the rest of their days. :X
Unfortunately, these were very industrious zombies or perhaps they merely mutated into more intelligent, more industrious forms... whatever the case... they're building a bridge.
Fortunately, it's falling down, falling down, falling down...
Fortunately, it's falling down, my fair lady!
Unforunately, the bridge pieces were able to float. :P
Fortunately, mutated zombie people aren't particularly buoyant and as such most of them sank to the bottom.
unfortunately, the radioactive mutants died. :P
Fortunately, all the orcas near by ate the phones and became super powered orcas who fight crime and defend justice!!!!!
unfortunately, the orcas lived in a sea where they could be hunted.
Who likes some ocra-on-a-stick? :o
[spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]
foryunately, no one bought orca on a stick, so they stopped making it.
Unfortunately this didn't stop the sales of orca-on-a-stick.
Fortunately, all the orcas-on-a-stick came back to life and mauled the shopowners selling them.
unfortunately, the people lived
Fortunately, the near-death experience taught them a lesson about whale hunting. :P
Unfortunately, the lesson they learned was to hunt the orcas at night while they were sleeping and kill the entire pod letting none escape.
Fortunately, the orcas soon caught on to the reduction in the number of pods and launched a full scale war on the land people!
Unfortunately, all the Orcas got lost in a sea of toilet paper thrown out by the people!!
Fortunately, there was a large toilet paper eating snake-fish that ate all the toilet paper and saved the warlike orcas.
Unfortunately, the people threw Icecubes to make the water to cold for the orcas to live.
Throw those cubes to save the world! :raf:
fortunately, it didnt work. :P
Unfortunately, the people throwing the cubes did develop some tendonitis and carpal tunnel and had to be hospitalized.
Fortunately, there was a humongous supply of super advil and everyone got some and it cured their tendonitis and they all had corrective surgery super cheap to fix their carpal tunnel.
unfortunately, the surgeons didnt have their degrees
Fortunately, the surgeries went off without a hitch and everyone got to sue the doctors anyways: win-win for the patients.
Unfortunately, after it was to late the patients found out that their doctors were the evil villians who sunk Atlantis and made it so they could only live in water and breath throught their wrists.
fortunately, joe got his cookie back
Unfortunately, cookie monster ate it before joe could!
Fortunately, the Undead Bitty Baby of Doom saved the day by taking a cookie from the monster after deafening it with its dread battle cry. FRUIT JUUUUUUICE!!! :cesar:
Unfortunately,
from screaming so loudly and long it got laryngitis which allowed the monster to come back on a raving rampage.
Fortunately, the UBBoD was given a lozenge and thus drove the monster away again.
unfortunately, a new foe has appeared!!
Fortunately, it was just an old foe in a new disguise. ;D
Unfortunately, no one saw through the disguise.
Fortunately, the foe did only use his old tricks.
Unfortunately, the foe's old tricks led to his downfall. XD
Fortunately, the downfall of the foe is good for the rest of us.
unfortunately, the foe had an upfall.
Fortunately, through the up- and downfalls the foe lost the tracks of everyone.
Unfortunately, that meant sending out his many evil minions in search parties to try to round everyone up.
Fortunately, the parties were actually parties, so the evil minions had fun while completing their tasks.
unfortunately, they chashed the parties.
Fortunately, they did it when the fun was over, so they made the partys greater. :P
Unfortunately, some people had already left and missed out on the fun.
fortunately, there was a pinata
Unfortunately, the pinata was un-open-able. ::)
Fortunately, it's unopenable-ness saved the party goers from the prank inside it... what kind of prank? Let's say... ...chicken soup... it was full of chicken soup...
Unfortunately, the people tried to blow up the pinata whit dynamite. :o
Fortunately, the pinata was made of REALLY tough stuff. :P
Unfortunately, someone realized that there was a little latch on the bottom they could open with a pole... and when they did... chicken soup went everywhere!
fortunately, everyone was very hungry, so thay ate it all up.
Unfortunately, everyone burned their mounth, because of the HOT soup. XD
Fortunately, they all went out for ice cream!
unfortunately, it had expired
Fortunately, the expired ice cream cooled the mounth of all people.
Unfortunately... it tasted horrible while doing it.
Fortunately the Soup now tasted Cooler, because of the epired ice cream.
unfortunately, the ice cream was strawberry-coconut tuna flavored. :X
Fortunately I remembered Breath Mints.
Ahh a Tic Tac!
Unfortunately, that didn't exactly help. ::)
Fortunately, it helped everyone else with the odor.
Unfortunately, the odor came back in a few hours.
fortunately, the odor was pleasing.
Unfortunately, odor or no odor, the tuna part of the expired ice cream still made everyone sick. :X
fortunate someone had a first aid kit so noone died permanently
Unfortunately, after B'rrr's post it started to snow.
Fortunately, that meant school was canceled and everyone got to make snow men and snow angels for a week!
unfortunately, they had 4 papers and a science fair project to do.
Fortunatly, they found a Kipchak bow that made for a great paper. :P
Unfortunately, they got a C on the other papers because they didn't have as interesting a topic.
fortunatlely, they were used to failing, so a C was good.
Unfortunatlely, they were used to failing, so a C was good. :raf:
EDIT Thought of a better smily. ;D
Fortunately, they discovered time travel for their science fair project, travelled back in time and got all A's on their papers, but in the process managed to get an F on their science fair because they destroyed the timeline in which they discovered time travel... or possibly not... it's hard to tell when time travel gets involved.
unfortunately, no one could understand delling. :P
Fortunately, they found a way to get to the paridise.
Unfortunately, once there they were forced to choose between paradise and their lives in the outside world as it was impossible to return the paradise if they left it a la Shangri-La.
fortunately, they chose paradise
Unfortunately, paradise was a ruined place. XD
(collapsed buildings many roads not a tree to be seen, etc.)
It couldn't survive for so long.
Fortunately, they just looked at it as a "fixer-upper" and got to work!
Unfortunately, they were working for 3 days straight without any beverages or food and died.
Fortunately, they found a way to be alive and still be death.
Look out!! Walking death approach!! :suffer:
Unfortunately, someone destroyed the voodoo taboo that made the whole undead thing possible in the first place... or is that fortunate? I'm confused...
fortunately, delling used 15 "o"s in that post, which turned into cherios.
Unfortunately, no one liked cheerios... :P
Fortunately, they created a machine to use the cheerios for fuel.
Unfortunately, they didn't had a devise that could use the fuel.
Fortunatly, they found someone who did, and sold it too him. :)
Unfortunately, he couldn't come up with the cash!
Fortunately, they would lend him the money
Unfortunately, he ran away after taking it.
Fortunately, the money had a tracking device in it.
Unfortunately, the battery died so they couldn't track him. XD
Fortunatly, the money was caught in a giant electrical storm that charged the battery. ;D
Unfortunately, the electrical storm... aside from having such very interesting principles as to charge the battery... made the signal hard to track!
Fortunately, it could be tracked, but it took twice so long as usual.
Unfortunately, the money was actually magic gold that turned into rocks after a couple hours.
Luckily, the rocks had diamonds in them. ;D
Unfortunately, they were terrible quality.
Fortunately, the rocks were changed back to gold once the diamonds were removed!
Unfortunatly, it was fools gold
Fortunately, that soon became valuable. :P
Unfortunately it was obsolete, because everything is now free.
Fortunatly, shortages forced a return to a currency system.
Unfortunately, it became very depressing after that.
Fortunately the government issued an all :) 's policy to improve matters...
Unfortunatly, a black market in :-\ began.
Fortunately, :suffer: and :-[ were vanquished forever. :D
Unfortunately, the number of :devil: 's increased!
Fortunatly, that moved the PPF away from :evil: so we have fewer of those.
Unfortunately, They tried to take advantage of the smiley mania and...invade. :o
Fortunately, we repelled them with our :stop: -troops.
Unfortunately, the :stop: -troops were fired and arrested for using to much violence. :o
Fortunately, their troops were arrested too. ;D
Unfortunately, their troops were far superior escape artists and escaped within the hour.
Fortunately, the Jarada Knights gave chase. :P
Unfortuntaly, they ran out of breath
Fortunately, the army of fan girls soon motivated them to continue running.
Unfortunately, the fan girl's chase skewed the Jarada from their original pursuit!
Fortunately, they Jarada knights waked up out of their nightmares
Unfortunately, the fan girls were real! :o
fortunately, the fan girls dindnt chase them.
Unfortunatley, the plague-infested demons did.
Fortunately, a capable exorcist dealt with the demons handily.
Unfortunately, he charged 100.000.000.000.000.000 Gil for his services. :o
Fortunately, he soon decided not to charge them because they were knights, after all. :P
Unfortunately, he gave them a quest instead: they must bring him a shrubbery and chop down the largest tree in the forest WITH... a herring!
fortunately, their clocks were cleaned.
Unfortunately, they didn't worked anymore. XD
Fortunately, they could be fixed.
Unfortunately, mine is always 4 minutes slow. :P
Fortunately, it could be set on the right time. :P
Unfortunately, that would require a user's manual that happens to be guarded by some sort of dragon deep within the bowels of the earth. ::)
Fortunately, that dragon was slain by a knight eight centuries ago. :D
unfortunately, the monkey won.
Fortunately, he was then eaten by the tiger and they all had a good laugh about it.
Unfortunately, Aesop decided not to write about it and the whole thing was forgotten shortly thereafter. :-\
Fortunately the story continued :D
Unfortunately, that meant it was now the tiger's turn to be eaten.
fortunately, he didnt.
Unfortunately, he did later. :-\
fortunately, all went well, so the people could continue
unfortunately, my cold came back.
Fortunately, everyone sent you a present, an army of decongestants to help you get better.
Unfortunately, pacman used to much of it and got even more sick.
Fortunately, he got better the next day.
unfortunately, he got a cold.
Fortunately, he had plenty of chicken noodle soup. XD
Unfortunately, 'twas all Ramen...
Fortunately, he didn't cared. :P
unfortunately, he had to see a doctor.
Fortunately, there was one around.
Unfortunately, it was a doc in college :dunce:
fortunately, he was a very good doctor.
Unfortunately, he prescribed disgusting chalky medicine :X
Fortunately, it was bareable!
unfortunately, it had some side-effects. :jealous:
Fortunately, the side-effects weren't too terrible; so he just grinned and bore them.
Unfortunately, they made his countenance look pale.
fortunately, they had some paint and used it to give him a good colour. :D
Unfortunately, he was allergic to an ingredient in the paint!
fortunately, that was a joke.
Unfortunately, everyone started to laugh and couldn't stop laughing
:suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Fortunately, he was violent and threatened to beat them with a metal bat. :P
Unfortunately, everyone got out their own metal bats and pretty soon a metal bat war broke out!
Fortunately the metal bats weren't real, but made out of a soft and bendable material. :D
unfortunatley, they werent certifed to use them.
Fortunately, no one checked their certification.
Unfortunately, on it stand that use of it can cause irritation to the hand of the user.
scratching time everyone!!
Fortunately, this was all hilarious to watch. :P
Unfortunately, the laughter didn't make their hands stop itching!
fortunately, "pacman joins the battle!"
Unfortunately, pacman saw some dots
fortunately, the ghosts didn't defeated pacman. :D
unfortunately, sephiroth used the sword of 100 truths
Fortunately, all of the Sephiroth fangirls carried him away before he could do much damage. :P
Unfortunately, that still left the Ruby Weapon.
Fortunately, Ruby Weapon became good.
unfortunately, it was a trap
Fortunately, Sephiroth came back with his masamune and killed the Ruby Weapon. :D
Unfortunately, Sephiroth became EVIL and started to kill hurt everyone. :o
fourtunately, "cloud joins the battle!"
Unfortunately, Sephiroth unleashed his masamune on Cloud which allowed Cloud to join Aeris in the life stream. :P
fortunately, this all was playing in everyones imagination. ::)
Unfortunately, it soon became a reality.
Fortunately, it was only a reality to asylum patients :P
unfortunately, "bowser unleashes fireball!"
fortunately, Mario came along and pulled the lever to let bowser fall in the hot boiling lava. :o
Unfortunately, opening the lave pit released Gargantua Blarg.
Fortunately, Baby Bowser came along and fed Mario to Gargantua Blarg :D
Unfortunately, the invisible pink unicorn worshippers kidnapped Gargantua Blarg. :-\
fortunately nobody cared about the kidnapping and started to do what they normaly do. :P
unfortunately, that wasnt normal
Fortunately, it was entertaining for the rest of us.
unfortunately, an evil person came and made it not entertaining.
fortunately, "vivi casts blizzaga!"
unfortunately, the target is under constant effect reflect :o Thus, Blizzaga is returned to Vivi for 9999! dmg.
fortunately vivi got ice-absorbing and got 9999 hp instead. :D
unfortunately, peach and zelda got captured......AGAIN!!
fortunately, link and mario were on-hand to deal with Ganon-Bowser.
unfortunately, Luigi called Mario to help him whit a big plumming problem and Link had to go to a wedding (his own :o). :P
Fortunately, this had nothing to do with anything. :P
unfortunately, post #1522 is always false :P
fortunately, everyone didn't knew that. :P
unfortunately, we know now.
fortunately, no one cared
Unfortunately, "The End" page came to make an end to everything. :o
Fortunately, it wasn't really the end because they released an awesome sequel in which you can break your enemies into tiny little pieces! ;D
Unfortunately, the sequel to that was cancelled. :-\
fortunately, a new sequel started and all turned normal again.
"unfortunately, im going to have to ask you to leave"
Fortunately, you're not really asking us to leave.
unfortunately, most of us already left. :o
fortunately, they all came back
Unfortunately, that was only because they forgot something, they left again right after they got it.
Fortunately, they left a note stating they'd be back later.
Unfortunately nobody was there to read it. XD
Fortunately, they came back anyway. :)
Unfortunately, there was no SPS and thus no free pizza... :(
Fortunately, they ordered some Chinese. ;D
unfortunately, the thread was on the 2nd page :(
Fortunately, a giant dancing green llama with a banana on top saved the day.
(http://www.villageidiotvsworld.com/bananallama.gif)
Unfortunately, the banana went on to become an internet fad...sellout. :P
Fortunately, that freed up the llama to perform the llama song! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)
Unfortunately, the duck was missing. :(
Fortunately, the orange slayed the fearsome rake.
Unfortunately, the orange got eaten by the llama
Fortunately, this cured the llama's scurvy.
Unfortunately, the llama then went on an unsuccessful bout of pirating.
Fortunately, the llama didn't need to wear any eye patch. :P
Unfortunately the police found him because he didn't hide his face whit that eye patch. XD
Always wear your eye patch to be unrecognizable. :P
Fortunately for him, the charges didn't stick... something about a llama not being chargeable in human courts...
unfortunately, they went to a llama court
Fortunately, llama's are allowed to be filthy, rotten pirates! :D
Unfortunately the judge was an llama and couldn't talk normal. :P
Fortunately, that wasn't a problem for the mostly llama audience.
unfortunately, the alpacas were
Fortunately, the judge didn't listen to their request to speak an other language.
Unfortunately, this just caused everyone to speak in different languages and thus brought about chaos in the court!
Fortunately, this caused the llama's case to be thrown out.
Unfortunately the llama's dissapeared soon after that to make place for the villain.
fortunately, mote saved the day!!
Unfortunately, censorbot showed up soon afterwards and put the day in jeopardy again!
Fortunately, Hooper came along and started arguing with Censorbot.
Unfortunately, sensorbot made a new plan to conquer the world.
Fortunately, sensorbot was Censorbot's inferior twin and was unable to build his nuclear device.
unfortunately, sensorbot started to receive help from the local bomb expert.
Fortunately, the local bomb expert could only make fake bombs.
unfortunately, he took a class on how to make real bombs
fortunately, important things like fuses and timers were left out of that course.
unfortunately, sensorbot found a bomb on ebay that he bought.
fortunately, the bomb was filled whit candy instead of explosives.
unfortunately, I didn't get any. :P
Fortunately, everyone could still boogey!
unfortunately, no one could spell unfortunately
Fortunately, they then said, "let there be spell-check" and there was spell check and it was ok.
unfortunately, they mod replaced the spell check whit :suffer:.
Fortunately, the :suffer: replaced the mod. :P
Unfortunately, the :P became XD and caused great confusion.
Fortunately all the smilys left the building. :P
Unfortunately they all went off to storm the castle.
Fortunately, they all became insane before reaching the castle.
Unfortunately, they are were send to the asylum and filled all rooms.
Let's hope no more patients come. :P
Fortunately, they were all given the best doctor available.
Unfortunately, he wasn't actually all that good of a doctor...
Fortunately the nurses all had thier masters in mental health nursing and rocked!
Unfortunately all those nurses got their masters from CLOWN COLLEGE!
Fortunately the sight of their antics cheered the smilies up. :D
Unfortunately, the clown masters came and stole the smiles from the smileys making their lives void.
Fortunately, they could improvise. :raf:
unfortunately, the improvising made it even worse.
Fortunately, they make excellent dinner theatre performers.
Unfortunately, their condition was contagious and the dinner theatre guests lost their smiles as well.
Fortunately, though I had a ticket, I didn't go and thus still have my smiley. ;D
Unfortunately all the other smily's got kidnapped by evil TSL-ers and they only want to give them back if they would get any spoilers.
Fortunately, the team is so nice, they plan to give out a spoiler. ;)
Sadly (unfortunately), the spoiler is "We will not negotiate with smiley-nappers."
Fortunately Yonkey found some hidden spoilers which weren't shown before. ;D
Unfortunately, they were for another game. :P
Fortunately, that game is awesome and worth playing too.
Unfortunately, the game was POS' next game and so wasn't released yet.
Fortunately, this thread isn't locked! ;D
Unfortunately, that can be arranged! :evil:
Fortunately, dinner was fantastic since I'm now so depressed...
Unfortunately, uh... you're now depressed... *feels like there was nothing for him contribute here*
Fortunately... I've come by the forums for a long overdue visit.
Unfortunately...WoW owns my soul and who knows when I'll be back again?!
Fortunately, we'll know you're away for a good cause! XB
Quote from: J-ROC on November 30, 2008, 12:09:35 AM
Unfortunately...WoW owns my soul
Unfortunately. I've been gone this past week for the same reason. :P
Fortunately, I don't play WoW
Unfortunately, a lot of people play WoW way too much.
Fortunately, I'm still here! ::)
Unfortunately, a lot of people aren't.
Fortunately, they were just sleeping...
Unfortunately, they can't be awakened! :o
Fortunately, a cure is known by the elves.
Unfortunately, they aren't sharing.
Fortunately, I have blackmail pictures of the elf king! :sneaky:
Unfortunately, they're photoshopped!
Fortunately, no one notices.
Unfortunately, everyone is blind!
Fortunately, we are all bats.
Unfortunately, we can't see the pics of the Elf King so we can't be sure whether they can be used for blackmail.
Fortunately, we have Plan B.
Unfortunately, the plan is to walk into the elves' kingdom and demand the cure.
Fortunately, they revised the plan, and it's much better
Unfortunately, they needed several packs of construction paper, a tube of glue, and 7 colorful feathers for it to work.
Fortunately, the craft store is open late!
Unfortunately, they only have two sheets of paper left.
Fortunately, the paper store is still open!
Unfortunately, the paper store is on fire!
Fortunately, the fire department puts the fire out quickly!
Unfortunately, the sprinkler system had soaked all the paper, which tore into tiny pieces when the store was being cleaned up.
Unfortunately, we will never know more about the prophecy between Alexander and Rosella and Graham and Shadrack.
Fortunately, Cedric came to save the day. Even more fortunately, he wasn't shot by a Magic Missile this time.
Unfortunately, Cedric wasn't shot by a magic missile this time XB
Fortunately, Cedric saved the day, since Shadrack died laughing upon learning Cedric was the rescuer. ;D
Oooh! Graham, Watch out - a nasty wizard! ::)
unfortunately, an angry Cedrichating mob came whit torches and Cedric had to flee.
Fortunately, they got distracted by a giant tasty marshmallow!
Unfortunately the marshmallow came alive and ate them all!
Fortunately they got their fill of marshmallow as they died.
Unfortunately, they all became marshmallow-zombies! :o
Fortunately Ash was around :P
unfortunately it was "ash ketchum" who thougt those zombies were pokemon and started to fight whit them whit his pokemon and throws pokeballs at them. :suffer:
Fortunately, they though his name was Ash Ketchup, and tried to put him on a giant hotdog, before he ran away into the nearby forest.
Unfortunately the forest was full of wolves that chased him into the dark parts of the forest
Fortunately, the wolves just wanted to play fetch.
Unfortunately they want to play fetch with human leg bones.
Fortunately, there happen to be catacombs nearby.
Unfortunately, it belonged to a ferocious clan of minotaurs.
Fortunately they were friendly minded and invited Ash inside for a cup of tea :P
Unfortunately, Ash had also smoked a large amount of narcotics earlier that day. XB
Fortunately it made Ash so hungry he ate all the minotaurs.
Unfortunately this gave him a horrible case of gas. :X
Fortunately, he used his gas to solve the economical crises.
What gas power can't do. :P
Unfortunately he gave the gas to the wrong people! :o
Fortunately they realized the error and gave it to the right people.
Unfortunately, since it came from the wrong people, they decided to burn it! :o
fortunately the burning of the gas removed the cold weather and the snow so everyone could go to his/her work again.
(could also be a bad thing)
Unfortunately, it also used up all the oxygen in the atmosphere! :o
Fortunately, an alien probe crashed into earth, flinging oxygen producing four-legged worms the size of cats around the globe. :raf:
Unfortunately they intend to eat every food source on the planet.
Fortunately, they don't intend to eat the planet.... that's good, right?
Unfortunately, they do intend to eat all the land mass.
Fortunately, sand is poisonous to them, and are prevented from destroying a significant amount of coastline.
Unfortunately, rocks are not poisonous to them, so most major mountains have been devoured.
Fortunately, a few types of crystal formations, gemstones, etc. ARE poisonous to them so they die shortly after consuming the mountains (because they weren't aware of this digestive weakness).
Unfortunately, their decaying corpses poison the water supplies.
Fortunately, a purification system was constructed to cleak the water, powered by burning the dead corpses.
Unfortunately, the noxious fumes of the burning corpses killed all the plantlife.
Fortunately, the soil's ok so the plant life can grow again.
Unfortunately, the new plants that grew looked suspiciously like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors...
Fortunately, the plants had no teeth and recited poetry and Shakespeare sonnets.
Unfortunately, the plants have such an earsplitting voice, they deafen everyone who hears them utter any phrase.
Fortunately, the plants are considerate and recite the poetry in sign language.
Unfortunately, not everyone knows sign language, so they went back to reading Shakespeare aloud. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
Fortunately, the plants learned to control their voices better and now sound (like flowers should) beautiful.
Unfortunately, a surviving family of fopmuffins decided to change their diet to consist solely of the new plant life.
Fortunately, some people were annoyed with the new plant life and were quite happy with this decision.
Unfortunately, most were unaware that some local people had also picked up on Shakespeare's work and began to recite it as well. "Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet."
Fortunately, the locals were driven to the same fate as Romeo, and a peaceful stillness spread across the land.
Quote from: Elessar on July 11, 2009, 10:30:25 PM
Fortunately, the locals were driven to the same fate as Romeo, and a peaceful stillness spread across the land.
You mean a "glooming peace?" ;D
Unfortunately, they all came back as zombies.
Fortunately I have many weapons to destroy zombies with.
Unfortuantely, the zombies have a strong taste for pirate brain...
fortunately the zombies are slow moving.
Unfortunately humans are stupid and will end up getting themselves killed anyway (Pretty much one theme of all zombie movies ;) )
Fortunately there is a crossbreed of human and cat (called a Thundercat :P) present in the world that is not as stupid as the rest of the human population and has learned to survive the zombie attack.
Unfortunately, Thundercats are territorial creatures, and are killing off each other.