class is now in session.
Wait, are YOU supposed to be teaching US? ;P
* Goes to class *
What will I learn here?
I don't care :evil:
* throws stuff through the room *
The best people to teach spamming would be Say, Rob, Cat and I :P
*Wonders if he left anyone out*
Didn't the posting positions thread have tips on spamming in the early pages? XD
Yeah, it was either the posting positions thread or a completely different one XD
I'm sure Rob was helping give tips as well :P
I miss Rob :'(
Me too :'(
Jason, your new pacman imitation avatar scares me :P
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on December 13, 2005, 07:37:24 AM
I miss Rob :'(
I think the last time I saw him online was when the project was shut down. So, according to my calculations, he's due for another visit in a month or two. :P
Quote from: Warlock on December 13, 2005, 07:57:08 AM
Jason, your new pacman imitation avatar scares me :P
Yes! My plan is working :P
* Falls from his chair *
Who are you?????? ???
Are you pacmans evil brother (or even twin)?
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2005, 07:09:42 AM
The best people to teach spamming would be Say, Rob, Cat and I :P
*Wonders if he left anyone out*
*arrests Jason* The best people would be I? :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 13, 2005, 08:38:03 AM
* Falls from his chair *
Who are you?????? ???
Are you pacmans evil brother (or even twin)?
[actionmoviecliche]Two Pacmen? ??? ??? Which one is the
real Pacman?[/actionmoviecliche]
The one WITHOUT the Santa Hat. The one who has been a member for, like, a week and is ALREADY a Royal Heir. :P
or you should just ask will thew real pacman stand up
since pacman has no legs only the fake pacman will rise and you know who's thwe fake pacman :P
any questions, class? about spamming.
Q: How do you be a good forum spammer?
A: Forget to take your medication in the morning.
Poor, medication-less pacman. :P
I want to be an
EVIL spammer, not a good spammer!Â
:suffer: :suffer: :devil: :suffer: :suffer:
Behold the fury of my chorus line of
EVIL!
Quote from: Rosella on December 13, 2005, 01:57:54 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2005, 07:09:42 AM
The best people to teach spamming would be Say, Rob, Cat and I :P
*Wonders if he left anyone out*
*arrests Jason* The best people would be I? :P
Should I have used "myself" ;P
Evil spammers should follow my lessons.
But you'll never become more evil, I mean as good as I am. :evil:
To be an evil spammer, please take lessons from Questiebil's eviler triplet, Questievil. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2005, 10:56:17 PM
Quote from: Rosella on December 13, 2005, 01:57:54 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on December 13, 2005, 07:09:42 AM
The best people to teach spamming would be Say, Rob, Cat and I :P
*Wonders if he left anyone out*
*arrests Jason* The best people would be I? :P
Should I have used "myself" ;P
XD Nevah! :P
Just checking :P
IT's creepy because what took me almost a year or so of posting to get Great Oracle pacman has acoomplished in a week or two.
Yes, thats through I accomplished it in his time in months.
(maby a little bit less I don't check that stuff) :P
The pacman has too much free time on his hands ;P
why do you all hate me?
We don't hate you!!
*rewords question* why do you all seem to notlike the fact that imade great oracle in a small amount of time?
Because you did! XD You got there a LOT faster than most people and everyone notices stuff like that. :P It's not really a bad thing!
Hey, I have no problem with it. Although I think you might have "grown up" a little too fast.
We all should do like pacman says
Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka ;D
Let's move along and post a lot
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Woah...that was fun! ;D
now you see why being pacman is fun. XD
Quote from: Jafar on December 23, 2005, 10:35:49 PM
Hey, I have no problem with it. Although I think you might have "grown up" a little too fast.
If I think about it, Rob and I did the same :P
But I think we had been here posting normally before we started our mass spam rampage :P
i posted over 100 times today.
Hmmm...I think my personal best was around 150 times in a day...*sigh* I remember those times with Kimmie, James, and Q...*wistful sigh*
I think I had almost 200 in a day when I was spamming with Raf. ;P
*Thinks she has been hit with a bout of Alzheimer's, because she can't remember hwo many times she posted in one day* ::) :P
Does it matter how may times we post a day?
:idea:
They keep a record of all our posts so if they put the avarige amount of posts a day at the member status We could see who posts the most posts a day. :P
*Fond memories of the posting sprees with Rob come flooding back* XD
......
Tell us more racx!
We must know more about it.
or else I'll use these needles.
i thought that he liked the needles. :P
well then I'll put some thruthserum in those needles.
Anyway he will speak. :devil:
That's ebil! :o
No, that's a way to get people talking.
Or should I use alcoholic drinks on him?
No, I'll not serve those drinks to him.
Pity everyone else wants them ;) :P ::)
not me. :P
Ooo, vodka for me :P
no vodka, just rum and ale.
Rum is ok, ale is crap :P
I want vodka! :P
NO VODKA IN THIS THREAD. there's some in the wedding thread.
Ok, I'll stop being bad :P
Will you start being evil then?
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 29, 2005, 09:48:36 AM
NO VODKA IN THIS THREAD. there's some in the wedding thread.
I may be wrong, but I doubt Cat would allow alcoholic beverages in there. ;)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 29, 2005, 10:31:25 AM
Will you start being evil then?
Yes :evil:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on December 29, 2005, 10:36:24 AM
I may be wrong, but I doubt Cat would allow alcoholic beverages in there. ;)
She would also kill me for drinking it XD
Are you more evil than I am?
Then I will have to defeat you
I'm the most evil person on this site.
If I get happiness on my side, I will win :P
Anyway those needles of mine that you have been using, are causing the people injected to follow my lead :suffer:
actually the needles aren't really doing that, but it would have been a very evil plan XD
* Stabs all the needles he still has in racx including some whit truthserum in racx's ........ *
I don't want to use any needles anymore. :no:
Yes! My plan has worked :suffer:
Except for all the needles being used on me rather than thrown away :-\
*Dies*
*revives jason*
long live the future posting empress!!
Ditto.
Is that good spamming, or what? :P
*sings the monty python spam song* XD
Spam, spam, spam, egg, and...Lemming? :P
yes, lemming
Lemming?
Do you mean the Lemmings?
* comes whit a verry old NES game *
Playing time
* kills them all *
Cool 8)
Don't kill the Lemmings, you monster! Just KO them with a paintball gun. :P
what he said. *jumps off of a cliff*
Click!
*Michael becomes a floater* :D
Click!
*Michael becomes a blocker* :sneaky:
Click!
*Michael becomes a bomber* :suffer:
click!
*becomes a floater*
click!
*becomes a blocker*
click!
*becomes a bomber*
click!
*becomes himself*
click!
*jafar becomes a bunny, like sherie!*
There are no bunnies in Lemmings. :P
*double-clicks the nuclear button and blows up Michael*
You needed 99% saved.
You rescused 99%.
Right on! You finished this level with just the right amount. On to the next...
what game is this and where can i buy it? XD
It's Lemmings, and I got the windows version with the sequel for my 7th birthday. :P
yay!!
Rosella is a...
I should have known all that manic energy she has...
Thinking to much now... :smitten:
:sweating: :sweating: :sweating:
Forgive me for I know not what I thunk. :stabs:
I've got the old NES version of the game and look it stil works! :o
* makes a hole whit the lemmings to end up in the river *
Now the all drown. :P
QuoteROCK BOTTOM! I hope for your sake that you nuked that level.
:P
Quote from: Dirk Delshire on January 04, 2006, 12:32:46 AM
Rosella is a...
I should have known all that manic energy she has...
Thinking to much now... :smitten:
:sweating: :sweating: :sweating:
Forgive me for I know not what I thunk. :stabs:
Please tell me you mean the character. ;P
Quote from: Rosella on January 04, 2006, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirk Delshire on January 04, 2006, 12:32:46 AM
Rosella is a...
I should have known all that manic energy she has...
Thinking to much now... :smitten:
:sweating: :sweating: :sweating:
Forgive me for I know not what I thunk. :stabs:
Please tell me you mean the character. ;P
i hope he did too.
HAHAHA! I do too. That would be kinda creepy if he meant you. :P
If he meant Kelsey it would be jail :P
For him anyway XD
Sorry, Your Right though it's the avatar. :P
How could I be so uncouth to a real person.
Certainly not someone I do not know well.
(I'm a crazy loon online, i just can't be myself.)
How would you react to a image?
Of corse my Avatar doesn't embody me either.
It's a game charactor I made up and sprited for
a fighting game... ;D
Quote from: Dirk Delshire on January 05, 2006, 03:01:07 AM
I'm a crazy loon online, i just can't be myself.
we're all crazy. don't worry about it.
if you can't be yourself, just pretend that you're not online.
Quote from: Dirk Delshire on January 05, 2006, 03:01:07 AM
Sorry, Your Right though it's the avatar. :P
How could I be so uncouth to a real person.
Certainly not someone I do not know well.
(I'm a crazy loon online, i just can't be myself.)
How would you react to a image?
Of corse my Avatar doesn't embody me either.
It's a game charactor I made up and sprited for
a fighting game... ;D
I'm much more fabulous than a game character with an MS Paint Christmas hat. :P
Oh, Can you prove it?
I'm just being Honest ,but I'm not really that good looking
I have an older pic on my site if your interested:
www.geocities.com/dbs_peppy
Well, she's kinda...young, for you. ;P
hey there buddy. Don't get your fur all ruffed. :P
I'm just asking,not making any kinda moves or anything.
I'm no stalker.If I was I wouldn't say anything. LOLÂ ;D
"Shop smart, shop S Mart."
"Strange things are afoot at the circle K."
Just doing my job. XD
Good for you, you 16 year old mod... ;D
13!?! :o
*Is confused* :-[
You know, for a job that pays $000.00, this is pretty easy. :P
Quote from: Dirk Delshire on January 05, 2006, 08:13:03 AM
Good for you, you 16 year old mod... ;D
13!?! :o
*Is confused* :-[
What, that I'm 13? :P
makes me stillone of the older ones
And it makes me still (one of) the youngest(younger) one(s.) :P
Quote from: icarus on January 05, 2006, 02:41:04 PM
makes me stillone of the older ones
Don't talk to me about being old, Mister.
*views his profile*
Oh ;] :P
Gosh, 25, that's almost ancient. :P
What about 22?
You might have a few more years to live. ;P
I MIGHT have a few more years? Nice to know you're so confident ::)
Don't worry, I bet you'll live to the ripe old age of 30! :P
:'( :'( I only have eight years to live!
Luckely you are a cat, so you have 9 lives = 270 years ;D
I love how most KQ fans are either Old or Young (although my parents are middle aged fans)
Yeah. I became a fan when I was five years of age.
i became a fan when i was...*remembers how old he is now*...14.
Except, you've never played a KQ. ;P
so? i can still be a fan of it.
Errrm... I became a fan when I was young :P
*feels like everyone will ignore what he says on the forums because he hasn't played a KQ game*
your right i'm a pretty old kid, i should go to the old kids home. :suffer:
I got that line from the screenplay of Tron.(It's not in the movie but it should have been. LOL)
Actualy I'm 24, I might have set it a bit off... :sweating:
To Pac:
You haven't ever played one? So how did you learn about this wonderful series?
P.S. Now is a good time to start They just made a user friendly version of KQ I and II. And They're working on III too.
*Is happy* ;D
P.P.S. I played them in this order:
KQ IV, KQ V, KQ I vga, KQ II vga, KQ IV and I just finished seven.
K reminded me of it + I wasn't able to get to work for XP til now.
I had to play the dos version with crackly sound and Midi music. :-[
I really did enjoy it though. I'm looking foward to playing KQIII and
IX when they come out. ;D
KQ holds many childhood memories for me. No wonder I am so attatched to the series!
i
Quote from: Dirk Delshire on January 06, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
To Pac:
You haven't ever played one? So how did you learn about this wonderful series?
I learned about KQ from kelsey. she kept talking about the forums and the KQ games, so i had to check out the forums. i still have no clue where to get the games.
Kesley. how dare you not let him play the KQ games! You should go over there right now and install them. :P
What about the ones made by Tierra?
I tried to give him a link to AGDI once. :P I could probably let him borrow my KQV cd so he can join in the Cedric torching. :P It's not my fault! XD
Quote from: Rosella on January 07, 2006, 08:36:29 AM
I tried to give him a link to AGDI once. :P I could probably let him borrow my KQV cd so he can join in the Cedric torching. :P It's not my fault! XD
Why didn't the AGDI link work?
i have no clue.
He didn't download it. ;P
PACMAN! Buy the collection from Vivendi! It's so bad that you can't join in the KQ frolic & fun! I've been a fan for as long as i can remember.
where can i buy it?!?!
On the internet. When it comes out. Speaking of which if you haven't played King's Quest then will you still download TSL?
i have no clue.
Yes, he will. ;P If he doesn't, I'll thwack him. :P
Way to go Rosella! (Your very persuasive when it comes to thwacking.)
*bows* I know. ;D :P
*gives standing ovation(sp?)*
*doesn't want to get thwacked*
*Nods Wisely*
Yes young Padawan....getting thwacked.....really....hurts....now....answer me this....if a cow moos at....ten seconds....per mile....how many....pieces of pie....can it eat...if it's bicycle....has twelve holes in....it.....
*vanishes in cloud of glow-in-the-dark smoke.*
Mysterious.
*nods wisely* (again)
Oracle-ish
Yeah, cept I'm a wizard!
congrats on being a wizard A3P!!
[spoiler]i just got a message that said you can't post more than once in 5 seconds. XD[/spoiler]
And THAT is how you spam. :P
*has mad spamming skills*
That is all too apparent. :P
so? i have mad spamming skills. why does everyone care so much?
You don't need to get so defensive about it... :P
I just can't believe you can do in a month what took me about a year. I earned this post count! :P
i earned this count to!! i'm just on the forums more, i guess.
Nah, you just post a lot. I used to pick and choose what topics I posted in. I still do, I just post in more now. :P
i poswhen i first joined the forums, my goal was for everyone to know me. to do that , i posted in every thread. now, i post in every thread to keep up with what' sgoing on.
When I think about it, you kinda remind me of how I used to post back in other forums a long time ago...
yay!! a flashback!! tell me about it.
I don't post all that often. I've been here for about six months and it took you one/two month/s to catch up with me.
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 07, 2006, 09:13:10 PM
so? i have mad spamming skills. why does everyone care so much?
Spam is kinda...like...bad. :P
maybe this thread wasn't a good idea
Re-name it "Spamming School". :P
Why? It's still the same. :P
i still think this thread wasn't a good idea
It's fine. Don't worry about it. :)
Pac-Spam is teh goodness![Yes I said teh.]
Vikings singing: Wonderful Spam!
*Pummels Vikings with cherries from sling*
WOOHOO!!!! I have now reached Level 2: ZOMBIE VIKINGS OF THE THIRD AGE!
you know, we haven't talked about spamming that much
SPAM is a dis-tasteful food. 8)
spam even says something like "this is food" on the container.
It's a lie.
spam is a food, no matter how unlike a food it may be.
No it's not, and doesn't SPAM stand for Sickening Pork And Metal, the ingredients? XD
has anyone ever read the ingredients for spam?
I think it was:
bled many words together in a thread and post it.
use the words that are left over in another thread and so you post a lot. ::)
Salt. ;P Only salt. :P
Yum Yum YUm! GOOOOOOO SALT! Hey guys you can e-mail the salt at SALTYSPAM782934@Spamain'tyummy.net
*spams salty spam* XD
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on January 05, 2006, 02:43:56 PMDon't talk to me about being old, Mister.
*views his profile*
Oh ;] :P
Pfwah! :sweating:
Quote from: Rosella on January 05, 2006, 02:54:04 PMGosh, 25, that's almost ancient. :P
Hey! :stop:
Many moons ago I occasionaly pulled a CC, but outright spamming has always been beyond my capabilities. :scholar:
spamming is like riding a bike. you can't ever forget it.
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 19, 2006, 08:41:24 AM
spamming is like riding a bike. you can't ever forget it.
But you can forget to spam a lot some day.
but you can't ever forget how. ;D
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 09, 2006, 06:38:17 PM
has anyone ever read the ingredients for spam?
No. Just the ingredients for Spork...:P
isn't a spork a thing that you eat with?
Okay "spork" was a reference to something in an adventure game. :P
And I'm reviving this because I think I hath somewhat achieved spamming. :P
*takes lessons* ::)
Pacman, once the person with the highest PPD, wouldst thou teach me the auncient art of spamming? :P
Rule#1 about being a "good" spammer:
Don't revive a lot of random threads without reason, it ticks off the mods(who will then lower your postcount by deleting posts). ;P
*makes sure this thread doesn't get past page 2 in Haven* :angel:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on October 13, 2006, 07:07:38 PM
Rule#1 about being a "good" spammer:
Don't revive a lot of random threads without reason, it ticks off the mods(who will then lower your postcount by deleting posts). ;P
I already apologized for this. :)
So, where are Jason and Michael? :) *still wants lessons* :P
No more training do you require. :P
Quote from: Jafar on October 14, 2006, 05:04:43 AM
No more training do you require. :P
That's another one of the nicest compliments I've ever received. :D
deloria. first, thatll be......$25.99 without tax. :P
spamming is an art. and like all arts, spamming takes practice. if you dont have the time say so now. :P
I'll make the time, this is important. :) *pays Pacman*
first off...there are 4 types of spam: good, bad, stale, and edible. jafar taught me about good spam a long time ago. its more like odd posts that mean nothing. bad spam is like one word posts that serve no purpose and could be deleted and change nothing. stale spam is spam that makes a joke that no one gets because they dont know anything or they dont pay attention(like saying geerd in school). edible spam is nasty, so dont buy it and dont eat it. now, practice some. and try not to be stale :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on October 16, 2006, 06:37:36 PM
edible spam is nasty, so dont buy it and dont eat it.
LOL! So gross, yet so true. :P
Thanks. :D *good spams* :angel:
::)
Re: How to be a Good Spammer
[Posts like these are my new way of spamming inconspicuously. :D
XD]
I was thinking of running a database query to delete all those kinds of posts... ::)
Quote from: Yonkey on October 21, 2006, 09:05:01 AM
I was thinking of running a database query to delete all those kinds of posts... ::)
Awwwww. :( You're no fun. ;P
char spam;
spam=reader.readLine;
System.out.println("SPAM!!SPAM!!SPAM!!");
reader.pause();
System.out.print("and thats your java lesson for tha day!!");
EDIT (By Yonkey): Spam overflow on line 4 XD
EDIT: *wants to un-edit* :P