deloria was going to make a rules thread, but didn't. so i did. :P
Rule #1) Everyone must love me, Say, and Cat. :P
rule #2) no stealing pacman's dots/power pellets
rule #3) no double posting
rule #4) Don't be too eager to be introduced to Lollotte's Wrath.
rule #5) We're all friends! ;D
(Psst! You might want to change the name to The Unofficial Rules so the newbies won't get confused)
Rule #6) Treat marshmallows with respect. :P
Rule #7) Say must win every game of Mario Kart. XD
rule #8) michael always wins at pacman competitions
rule #9) don't dis the mods
rule #10) jason will be posting empress
rule #11) icarus is the one and only lord of all evilness on the forum
rule #12) Use the spoiler tage often.
rule #13)No spam! :no:
rule #14)Posting spree's! :yes:
rule # 15) Everyone must love saycoockies.
Okay guys, this can't be an "official forum rules thread" but it can be a funny forum rules thread, so go ahead and spam it with rules.. but no official rule threads, please :)
rule # 16) No official rule threads ;)
Rule #17) Abbreviate awesomeasapossum however you want (AAAP is highly popular nowadays)
Rule #18) No flaming. ::)
rule #19) please disregard rule #12
Rule #20) EVERYONE must visit the singing thread, if someone's posted. :P
Rule #21) Follow the Dwarven Vows as best as you can. :P
rule #22) if there's chocolate in any thread, kelsey gets it first
rule #23) If someone start to sing a sing-along you have to sing also. ::)
next rule: No beating me. :P ::)
rule #25) Community is all-important! ;D
rule #26) if someone throws a party, everyone must dance.
Rule 27) Test rule #26 often.
*throws party!*
*dances*
rule #28) you must like final fantasy
Bye JiW. ;P
rule #29) Love is planktonic on the Forums! ;D :P
Correction to rule #29) Everyone must love everyone platonically on the forums :P
Rule #30) Disregard 28, you can like or dislike anything. :P
Rule #32) When you're finished kidnapping your princess, please deposit her in Another Castle for safekeeping from pesky plumbers. :P
Rule #31)Being disorganized is a quirk, not a crime. :P
Rule #33) when someone tells you a verry bad joke you still have to laugh. :suffer:
Rule #34) NEVAH! ;P
Quote from: Rosella on January 10, 2006, 09:00:34 PM
Correction to rule #29) Everyone must love everyone platonically on the forums :P
Love can be planktonic...it's simply floating on cyberspace instead of water! :P
Is planktonic like, love of seafood? :P
No! It means "free floating." :P
Ah. Makes more sense then Fish Food-type love. XD
Rule #35) Everyone muist "Ooh" and "Ahhh" over the precious cat pics. ::) :P
Rule #36) The same as law 35 only this one is for precious pictures of kq9
rule #37) You must visit the Forums whenever possible.
Rule #38) Abuse Rule #37 as often as possible :P
Rule #39) If it's someones birthday you have to wish him or her or whatever a happy birthday :)
Rule #40) Closets are outlawed.
Rule #41) Post when you don't have the internet. XD
Rule #42) Ignore me! :P ::)
Rule 43) Ignore rule number 42. XD
rule #44) Support and love come BEFORE post count! ;D
rule #45) The shops are in the freezer :P
Rule #46) All needles must be given to Jason for asylum reasons :evil:
Rule #47) Jason is the only person with rights to the metal bat :P
Rule #48) Secret Identities have to be cooler then Non-secret ones. :P
Rule #49) No chucking wood at the Woodchucks! :P
Rule #50) Don't question the cheese. XD
Rule #51) Eat the cheese :P
rule #52) Hugs must go all around! ;D
rule #53) No lynching for reviving old threads. :angel:
rule #54) You must say szlachta at least once per day. :P
Rule #55) Pirates rule
Rule #55) Pirates rule <3 ;D
Rule #56) Asylum patients only get sweets on the first day of the month.
Rule #57) The Winged One may never be sunk.
Quote from: Petra Rocks on September 04, 2007, 11:58:22 AM
rule #53) No lynching for reviving old threads. :angel:
rule #54) You must say szlachta at least once per day. :P
XD XD
Rule #58) It is imperative that the patients be let out of the asylum for holidays (including but not limited to all the saint's days, respective national holidays and any forumer's birthday (inactive forumers too)). ;D
*likes this thread*
Rule #59) Obey the Law of Gravity and Grimm's Law: they're the law! :P
Rule #60: There is no #60 rule. :P ::)
Rule #61 If old people walk across the street you need to help them to get your "help the elder" ribbon. :P
Rule #62) See Rule #60
Rule #63: Never forget to feed your fish. :P
Rule #64 If black becomes the new white white will become the new black. :P
Rule #65 DON'T talk about Fight Club! ;P
Quote from: Rosella on January 07, 2006, 07:27:08 PM
Rule #1) Everyone must love me, Say, and Cat. :P
Hahah, I can't believe I never saw this thread before!
Rule #66 Post or die.
Rule #67 No matter if there is a problem with the game it's Cesar's fault.
Rule #68 After creating a fire you need to be able to extinguish it
Rule #69: Use many smileys. :D :P :'( :suffer:
Rule #70: Use the subjunctive mood correctly! ;P
Rule #71: Send Say cookies. :P
Rule #72: Don't complain about the :suffer: s
Rule #73: Laugh at least once a day :suffer:
Rule #74: You must bow down to :suffer:!
Rule #75: Say gets dibs on any cookies mentioned on the forum!
Rule #76: Spam Cesar!
Rule #77: Once you post on the forum, you are automatically inducted into the Asylum whether you like it or not!
Rule #78: PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule #79: Disregard Rule #78 at your own discretion.
Quote from: dark-daventry on September 14, 2007, 02:30:10 PM
Rule #77: Once you post on the forum, you are automatically inducted into the Asylum whether you like it or not!
Unfortunately, that rule has seemed not to apply to me. :P
Rule #80: PK stands for PirateKing, not Player Killer :P ::)
Quote from: tessspoon on September 14, 2007, 03:00:12 PM
Rule #80: PK stands for PirateKing, not Player Killer :P ::)
Hooray!!!
Rule #81: Tessy is reigning pirate captain and there will be NO mutiny!
Rule #82: The Suffer must be overthrown.
Rule #83: Disregard Rule #82 with extreme prejudice.
Rule #84: If you haven't applied already, apply to the TSL Fanatics
Rule #85: Using smilies is not required, but highly suggested.
Quote from: tessspoon on September 14, 2007, 03:00:12 PM
Quote from: dark-daventry on September 14, 2007, 02:30:10 PM
Rule #77: Once you post on the forum, you are automatically inducted into the Asylum whether you like it or not!
Unfortunately, that rule has seemed not to apply to me. :P
Nor me...but for me, it's fortunately :P
And, no rules about me? :(
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on September 15, 2007, 09:29:12 AM
Rule #83: Disregard Rule #82 with extreme prejudice.
Rule #86: Suffer is [the epitome of corruption and vileness, the like of which should be spared this otherwise awesome forum. :P Therefore it is humbly put before The Powers That Be that the Suffer be] banished from this forum, never to mar it again. :angel:
Rule #87: Always listen to Cat, but never to a dog.
lol, love it PK! Thankees :D
So...does everyone listen to me? :P
Ahem, check rule 1 Cat. ;)
Rule #88: The Suffer will prevail, but you can also yield to Deloria's suggestion. But mostly, obey the Suffer!
Rule #89: Cat is supreme Goddess of this Forum, and no one shall oppose her!
Rule #90: Send Neil Spam whenever the oppertunity presents itself!
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 15, 2007, 05:53:32 PM
lol, love it PK! Thankees :D
So...does everyone listen to me? :P
You're welcome :D
And everyone should, I dunno why they wouldn't. :P
I do!
Rule #91: In order to post on Tuesdays, you have to have seen one of the following movies:
-The Princess Bride
-Waiting For Guffman
-Edward Scissorhands
-Spiderman 2
-Music and Lyrics
-King Kong (any version)
-Disney's Aladdin
-Big Fish
-The Prestige
-Disney's The Lion King
-Night of the Living Dead
-The Wizard
-The Wedding Singer
If you haven't seen any of the above movies, take your Tuesday off to watch it!
Quote from: Pacman928 on January 07, 2006, 09:02:58 PM
rule #10) jason will be posting empress
Rule #92: Jason's title and realm can be usurped.*does so* :angel:
Rule #93: If you want a kindom you need to conquer one
I heard daventry is a nice kingdom, maybe... ::)
Rule #94: Disregard rule #93. Daventry is a free and open society. Only wizards or TSL Groupies can conquer it. If you're neither, don't even bother trying... XD
Rule #95: You are required to have had Cake at least once in your lifetime to be able to access the forum. If you haven't had cake yet, eat it now, or Mordack will be after you... XD
Rule #96: All must hail the deliciousness of TimTams. :P
Rule #97: If you can't see yourself in the mirror there's something wrong whit you or you have found a magic mirror.
rule #98: please refer to rule 96
Rule #99: If you want to push a boulder to get the dagger underneath, don't stand in the spot you're moving it to. :P
Rule #100: There must be at least 153 more rules.
Rule #101: Cat's the best :P
Rule #102: only Merlin may make a birthday tread for cat and visa versa :D
lol! Love it! :D
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 29, 2007, 11:54:02 AM
lol! Love it! :D
maybe you should make it an official rule ::)
Quote from: icarus on September 29, 2007, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 29, 2007, 11:54:02 AM
lol! Love it! :D
maybe you should make it an official rule ::)
These ARE official ::)
Rule #103: One must stay up past midnight at least twice a month to make posts.
Rule #104: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... he's just playing with a 3W laser... No, seriously, no coming inside without your :futuristic: goggles...
Rule #105: Don't throw whit rotten tomato's use eggs instead.
Rule #106: You must wear an Organization XIII Cloak prior to joining the forum, and have a photo to prove it (Organization XIII is a Kingdom Hearts reference just so you all know!)
Rule #107: You must all have an opinion of Connor (preferably against him) before joining the forum
Rule #108: No matter what people may say to you, it is not a bad thing to be in the TSL Asylum (Though I'm not in it, so I wouldn't know anything about the Asylum.)
Rule #109: You must make at least one Cesar joke in one of your posts.
Rule #110: The magic mirror knows all
Rule #111: Things enumerated with such numerals as those numerals having all their digits identical are automatically cool.
Rule #112: No more tears.
Rule #113: No posting in The GOOD & The BAD Thread whilst ruminating (cf. this post (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=5870.msg245736#msg245736))
#114: All talk of mathematics and calculus shall be met with nothing less than 100% understanding.
#115: There must be at least 133.7 rules regarding Cedric :P
#116: Cedric smells.
I didn't have time to read all of the rules so I hope no one has posted these...
#117 Everybody Wang Chung tonight
#118 Everybody must love and adore me except when it conflicts with rule #1
#119: Someone must be Rick Rolled at least once a day in order for this forum to continue functioning.
#120: Bromances are encouraged. XB
#121: All females must wear heels when posting in Haven.
#122 It's ok if someone other than Merlin makes my birthday thread...and vice versa XD
#123: Don't kill the cells! >:( Give them hugs and candy :D instead!
Quote from: Delling on May 14, 2008, 08:42:55 PM
#123: Don't kill the cells! >:( Give them hugs and candy :D instead!
*hugz the cells*
#124: No leaving the forum without saying goodbye
#125 No saying goodbye unless you follow it with a hullo Frodo
#126: No herrings may join this forum.. ;D
Quote from: Deloria on May 13, 2008, 10:35:52 PM
#121: All females must wear heels when posting in Haven.
Most awesome rule :yes:
Rule #127
If a woman's heel breaks during a posting spree the other forumers are not responsible for any injury that may result. Also, if the need arises emergency :suffer: 's can be found in the bottom of the seat your sitting in, and may be used for a replacement.
#128: The Funny Rule Thread may not fall off the first page of Haven (for at least a week or so).
Rule #129: Goto Rule #130
Rule #130: Goto Rule #129
Rule #131: Everyone must try Tim Tams.
Rule #132: Cat needs to go to World Market this weekend for Tim Tams :P
Rule #133: All healthy food should taste lovely and all non-healthy food should taste disgusting
Quote from: Nebel on May 22, 2008, 05:13:01 PM
Rule #133: All healthy food should taste lovely and all non-healthy food should taste disgusting
As someone who doesn't need to diet I agree, but we'll see if I do when I start getting older and my metabolism changes. :P
#134: All people on this forum must adore and worship me blindly. :P
Rule 135: Whereas rule 128 was in danger of being violated and whereas it was within this poster's power to stop said violation, it had become necessary that rule 135 be enacted in efforts to stop said violation.
Rule 136: continue posting in this thread so that we don't see more rules like 135.
Quote from: Merlin on May 22, 2008, 06:17:52 PM
#134: All people on this forum must adore and worship me blindly. :P
XD Ok. :D
Rule 137: No one will assume the worst about anyone without substantial evidence for it.
Rule #138: Rule #137 needs to be engraved somewhere... preferably in large golden lettering!
Rule # 139: This forum should make me laugh at least once a day. ::)
(has already done so for today)
Rule #140: Christopher Walken is the greatest
Rule #141: if you are completely invisible you should make sure you can be seen. :P
Rule # 142: There shall be no rule number 143.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on June 09, 2008, 12:37:25 PM
Rule #140: Christopher Walken is the greatest
That... is the best rule of them all.. so far..
Rule #144: You must be bald to post in this thread :suffer:
Quote from: Merlin on June 10, 2008, 08:29:20 AM
Rule #143: You must be bald to post in this thread :suffer:
You broke rule number 142! XD
Quote from: tessspoon on June 10, 2008, 08:58:38 AM
Quote from: Merlin on June 10, 2008, 08:29:20 AM
Rule #143: You must be bald to post in this thread :suffer:
You broke rule number 142! XD
My bad!! :-[ :-[
*goes to edit*
Yay! XD XD
He also broke rule #144 (previously known as rule #143) :P Me too btw :D
Rule #145: Rule #453 will be the most awesome rule in this thread
Rule #146: If you find yourself beautyfull you should search for a beast :P
Rule #147: Humidity sucks in NJ
Rule #148: Don't give the ring to the Rhine maidens. :P
Rule #149: Inner sticklers should not be harmed. It is hazardous to the health of the person whom they indwell.
Rule #150: George Carlin is the king comedian of the forum, even in death.
Rule #151: Proper grammar is to be used for the sake of the poor inner sticklers'. :P
(Posted on: 26 June 2008, 16:34:30)
Rule #152: Only David (Petra Rocks) is allowed to make my birthday threads and only I am allowed to make his. :D
Rule #153: There shall always be at least one actively-posting pirate, be it Jafar, myself, PK, or another. :yes:
Agreed :D
Rule #154: There must be more rules!
Rule #155: All must hail the Yonkey! Hail Yonkey!
Rule #156: All forum posters must wear their robes of Cult of Yonk at all times :suffer:
LOL! Where did those two rules come from? XD
Rule #157: The Cult of Yonk must sacrifice one :suffer: daily.
:yes:
Rule 158: The hailing of Yonkies needs to move further south. My house has huge dents in it now.
Rule 159: PK can't reach groupie before me. :P ::)
Rule #160: Rules about ranking are void :P
Rule #161: Rules about other rules are void.
(Yes, I realize this rule is about other rules...)
Rule #162: happiness is the best medicine
Rule #163: you should always wear something black and something white.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2008, 05:56:21 AM
Rule #163: you should always wear something black and something white.
Whew. Thank Zeus for socks, otherwise I'd never wear white....Wait, does really pale skin count?
Rule #164: No one with more than 2500 posts should post any less than 2 posts a day...unless they can't get to a computer :P
Rule #165: Everyone must wish me happy birthday tomorrow! ;D
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 05, 2008, 01:56:12 PM
Rule #164: No one with more than 2500 posts should post any less than 2 posts a day...unless they can't get to a computer :P
Whelp, I've broken that rule far too many times. :P
Rule #166: Anyone with chocolate must share. (Save with asylum patients) :P
Rule #167: No one's allowed to question the masks. :evil:
Rule #168: Everyone must give thanks!