Welcome to the grand opening of the unofficial Haven Resturant: Insane Gourmet. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Supper, Teatime: we serve it all! Tonight's special is Macaroni and Cheese (Must have a letter from your doctor, psychologist, and Cat to order), with Fopmuffins for dessert, but you can order anything you want.
So sit down and enjoy yourself! Who's hungry? :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2006, 05:05:44 PM
(Must have a letter from your doctor, psychologist, and Cat to order)
:D Those three are all the same guy for me! CC!!!!!!!!!
So, I presume you'l be ordering then? Cause if you develop an addiction, we can't be held responsible. :P At all. :P
I'm starving! I have a forged letter from my doctor, psychologist and cat. Does that still count?
Anyway I'll have the macaroni and cheese with the fopmuffins, oh and a crazy drink thanks! XD
Yeah, sure. :P
What size would you like your crazy drink? Large? Medium? Small? And would you like a crazy straw?
I'll take some macaroni and crugs with fopmuffins for dessert... ... ...I mean... cheese... ... ... yes... ... cheese... ::)
and a really big coke! ;D
Ah, so you'd like a bit of..flavour added to your food? No problem. :P
Large and the crazy straw would be sweet. XD
Alright then. Your food will be here shortly. *goes to the kitchen*
Wait...I forgot to hire cooks...er..well, I don't have Sonic in my avatar for nothing! :P
*starts cooking at the speed of sound* XD
Here you are, one Macaroni and Cheese with a dessert of Fopmuffins, large crazy drink with a crazy straw. *gives drink with overly elaborate looping straw*
And for Delling, Macaroni and Cheese with extra flavoring, a Really Big Coke (Yes, that's a size :P ), and fopmuffins for dessert. *serves*
Well seeing I have pacsanta in my avatar... *eats food like pacman eats dots*
...and done!
So next course? :P
Sheesh, use a napkin next time. :P
Hmm...I've been experimenting with vegemite po'boys...wanna try one? :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2006, 05:37:31 PM
Hmm...I've been experimenting with vegemite po'boys...wanna try one? :P
You...you...you... how could you? And it's NOT a real Po' Boy if you do that! :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2006, 05:37:31 PM
Sheesh, use a napkin next time. :P
Sorry must have eaten that along with the fopmuffins. :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2006, 05:37:31 PM
Hmm...I've been experimenting with vegemite po'boys...wanna try one? :P
Sounds interesting, I'll give it a try... :P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 20, 2006, 05:40:56 PM
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2006, 05:37:31 PM
Hmm...I've been experimenting with vegemite po'boys...wanna try one? :P
You...you...you... how could you? And it's NOT a real Po' Boy if you do that! :P
A chef must not allow himself to be limited by normal recipies! As long he he doesn't make stuff like spicy cake or pizza with no sauce\cheese. :P That's just asking for it. :P
*serves Jason his food* XD
*burns Jason's fake Po' Boy to ashes* :P
I need to hire some Ushers... :P
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 20, 2006, 05:49:17 PM
*burns Jason's fake Po' Boy to ashes* :P
That's just cruel! :'(
*swallows Dan* :D
Hey, you can't bring food from other places in here! You'll have to eat him outside! ::)
Quote from: racx_00 on November 20, 2006, 05:59:04 PM
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 20, 2006, 05:49:17 PM
*burns Jason's fake Po' Boy to ashes* :P
That's just cruel! :'(
*swallows Dan* :D
LOL XD
*turns translucent and goes to the middle of the restaurant* :P
Quote from: Jafar on November 20, 2006, 05:59:57 PM
Hey, you can't bring food from other places in here! You'll have to eat him outside! ::)
Ok ok! If I can find him...
In the mean time I'll have another one of those vegemite Po' Boys. :P
*goes down to the laborato- I mean, kitchen, then comes back*
Here ya go! :D
*quickly eats it*
Not bad, I bet it tastes a helluva lot better than the normal po' boys that weird people eat. ;P
lol, we SO need to post the 12 Step Program!
I'm boycotting this restaurant, who's with me!? ;P
*pickets*
We have unaltered spudnuts.. :P
I'll have a BLT made with American Canadian bacon, and a poutine. XB
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 20, 2006, 07:28:41 PM
O.O
Oh LN. Unaltered spudnuts? I don't know...I still don't think it's worth it. :P
Why was this thread formed anyways? :P
So I could get 15% of the plunder! :P
*elbows Jason* Profits! Not plunder. XD
Oh that's right, profit sounds more civilized than plunder. :P
So what's the special today? :P
Custard pies and leg of lamb. We also got a weird "DRINK ME" bottle in our last shipment, so that's a free drink for anyone brave enough to taste it. :P
Ooohh sweet! I'll take the drink me, a custard pie and a burger of some sort. :P
Roger that!
*fries up a gnarly burger and bakes a rad pie*
Here ya go, dude. :P
*stares at the drink me* You asked for it!!
*drinks drink me* *feels faint* *sees pretty colours*
This can't be right... :drunk:
Um...Jason? You've been staring at the ceiling for 5 minutes...
Whoa! That's weird... I could have sworn I had only been staring at it for 10 minutes...
Only? 10 is longer then 5!
...Whatever that drink was, I think you've had enough of it for the day. :P
*has slice of rad pie, then realizes the rad was short for radish* :dead:
;P
Don't be sadish, eat a radish. :D
;P
I would like to have today's not special. :P
*gives Gilgamesh a bagel* :P
Can I get a cinnamon raisin bagel>
Omgsh! I want a cookieh!!! XD
And as soon as I figure out whether fopmuffins are sentient or not, I'll get back to you on ordering one of them too. XP
Today I would like to get tomooorows special. :P
qiero la especial del 3006 :D
que?
Can I have a stampede soup?
Or else a train burger
erm...ill just have a brownie. ::)
*plays evil waiting music*
Your orders will be seen to shortly, in the mean time, help yourself to a free fopmuffin or garlic icecream. :P
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on November 21, 2006, 06:49:28 PM
Can I get a cinnamon raisin bagel>
Raisins? I'll allow so such abominations in MY bagels! But sure, you can have one. :P
Quote from: Rosella on November 21, 2006, 10:25:18 PM
Omgsh! I want a cookieh!!! XD
One cookieh, coming up!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 22, 2006, 02:15:13 PM
Today I would like to get tomooorows special. :P
Oh, sure. I'll ju-
TIME PARADOX
can i get wednesdays special? without the sauce?
Considering it's three days later, I think its "special" stage has now passed. ;P
Still didn't got mine stampede soup or a train burger
*5 burgers on a track roll towarda Icarus*
Sorry, it tppl a while to set up. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on November 25, 2006, 04:43:10 PM
Considering it's three days later, I think its "special" stage has now passed. ;P
LOL
*opts for a fopmuffin*
What kind of spice do you want on your muffin?
Can I get one with Cinnamon? :)
Um...sorry, we're all out of cinnamon.
Aww. :-\
I don't trust this gourmet. The only place
I go for my food is from the Asylum kitchen. :pleased:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 20, 2006, 06:51:08 PMI'm boycotting this restaurant, who's with me!? ;P
*pickets*
*pickets with Dan* :P
Yeah! You can eat at Mcdonalds for all we care! XD
Quote from: copycat on November 26, 2006, 03:51:29 PM
I don't trust this gourmet. The only place I go for my food is from the Asylum kitchen. :pleased:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on November 20, 2006, 06:51:08 PMI'm boycotting this restaurant, who's with me!? ;P
*pickets*
*pickets with Dan* :P
w00t! XD
We're gaining in strength. :P
Well atleast they're still visiting, which gets our numbers up! :P
What does that sign mean that cc and LN wear:
don't eat the meat
:suffer:
When will the food I ordered arrive!!
I'm already waiting many days. XD
hmm... might I have a fopmuffin and some crugged coffee?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2006, 11:09:53 AMWhen will the food I ordered arrive!!
I'm already waiting many days. XD
Yes, our blockade of kitchen supplie(r)s seems to be very effective. :evil:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2006, 11:09:53 AM
When will the food I ordered arrive!!
I'm already waiting many days. XD
As soon as that black cat moves out of the way we'll get it to you. ;) XD
Quote from: racx_00 on November 28, 2006, 11:35:07 PM
As soon as that black cat moves out of the way we'll get it to you. ;) XD
* starves and dies * :dead:
* Wakes up and finds out it was a dream * XD
Quote from: racx_00 on November 28, 2006, 11:35:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2006, 11:09:53 AM
When will the food I ordered arrive!!
I'm already waiting many days. XD
As soon as that black cat moves out of the way we'll get it to you. ;) XD
thinks about kq 3.......
kick the cat :o :P
*gets some soda* *caffinates and drinks it* :D
Quote from: racx_00 on November 28, 2006, 11:35:07 PMAs soon as that black cat moves out of the way we'll get it to you. ;) XD
Nevah! *even sleeps on the job* :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on November 29, 2006, 04:27:29 AMthinks about kq 3.......
kick the cat :o :P
*thinks about kq3 too*
[spoiler]Trip icarus on the stairs[/spoiler] :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on November 29, 2006, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: racx_00 on November 28, 2006, 11:35:07 PMAs soon as that black cat moves out of the way we'll get it to you. ;) XD
Nevah! *even sleeps on the job* :pleased:
Quote from: icarus on November 29, 2006, 04:27:29 AMthinks about kq 3.......
kick the cat :o :P
*thinks about kq3 too*
[spoiler]Trip icarus on the stairs[/spoiler] :pokerface:
There are stairs? I never went up or down. kicks that nasty black cat again :P
*smuggles food shipments in with paper airplanes* XD
Today I would like to have the "moon suprise". :P
ill have some moon cheese
You stole the MOON!!! (Bawk, bawk bawk!)
Quote from: Jafar on November 30, 2006, 11:29:00 AM*smuggles food shipments in with paper airplanes* XD
Darned, they keep slipping through my claws! :help:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on December 01, 2006, 10:28:02 AMGood job CC! XD
NP. 8)
*catches paper airplane* *writes "stealth fighter" on it so it cant be seen* *throws it again*
* gets hit by the "stealth paper airplane *
He! I'm already awake
* throws his plate whit spaghetti towards pacman *
* orders a new plate whit spaghetti *
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 04, 2006, 06:37:15 PM*catches paper airplane* *writes "stealth fighter" on it so it cant be seen* *throws it again*
Ah, but you are forgetting, stealth only makes you invisible to radar, not sight. :scholar:
*draws an invisible cloaking device on the plane and activates it* :P
orders his next plate whit hot souce special. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on December 11, 2006, 02:06:47 PM*draws an invisible cloaking device on the plane and activates it* :P
You get me there.
/me ponders about a counter-measure to that.
can i have the "banana bazooka"?
*prepares metal bat for use on meaniehs* :P
*throws over pacmans banana bazooka via cloaked paper plane* :D
*lights the place on fire to destroy the airplane* :P
Thankfully the cloaking device and paper plane is flame retardant! :D
Thankfully, the restaurant isn't. XB
Look todays special is:
Fry-ed clothingsoup whit a cherry on top. :P
How about fried LN with a side of Bob? :P
Okay, no one touches Bob! :evil: :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 16, 2006, 10:04:32 AM
Okay, no one touches Bob! :evil: :P
touches LN :P
Still not well done. :o :devil: :evil: :raf:
Touch LN all you want, but Bob's my Spymaster! :P
umm... if you're touching someone on fire, shouldn't you start catching on fire? :P
You and Bob are on fire?
I could have sworn you were already cooked and served on a platter. :P
can i have some burnt building? and can you draw some fuel for my plane? :P
I would like to have some juice
* looks on "the list" *
1. beetlejuice
2. crabjuice
3. earjuice
4. juicejuice
5. jusjuice
6. orangejuice
7. nojuice
8. happyjuice
9. .....juice
10. etc.
So many chooses only one to take
Nr. 8 please. :D
Could I have some JuiceJuice without the juice? ;-D
So you'd like some ? :P
Yes please. :) It'll go with my Cookie prize. XD
Might I get some etc. to go with a nice fopmuffin please?
Don't peek on MY juice-chart
You all have your own chart. :P
Quote from: Yonkey on December 19, 2006, 12:22:56 PM
Yes please. :) It'll go with my Cookie prize. XD
Here's your order of , hope you enjoy it. :P
Quote from: Delling on December 19, 2006, 01:06:16 PM
Might I get some etc. to go with a nice fopmuffin please?
Well etc. is pretty rare lately but I'll try and find some for ya.
Quote from: Deloria on December 16, 2006, 10:04:32 AMOkay, no one touches Bob! :evil: :P
;D
Quote from: racx_00 on December 16, 2006, 10:07:33 AM*touches Bob*
:bob: :stabs: :furious:
Quote from: Louisiana Night on December 16, 2006, 08:56:54 PMumm... if you're touching someone on fire, shouldn't you start catching on fire? :P
We're on fire? Where? *rolls on floor to smother fire*
I would like the santa special today since it's the second day of christmas. :D
Sure! Cookies and Milk, coming right up! *serves*