as a pirate you'll need a schip like this one:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/pirate.jpg)
Perfect!
*Takes ship and gets ready to go plundering and pillaging*
Hmmm, I'm going to need a crew.
*Goes off to nearest pirate town and hires crew*
Now I'm captain! :pleased:
can i join your pirate crew? :D
Seeing as I lost my last crew on a failed attempt at raiding the asylum, I need a new one, so yes! Anyone from the forum who wants to be is hired!
I'll join! ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 31, 2007, 03:49:18 AM
as a pirate you'll need a schip like this one:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/pirate.jpg)
This brings images of spelljammer to mind. ;)
Quote from: restamper on January 31, 2007, 07:00:23 PM
I'll join! ;D
There's the snowball I've heard about. *steps back slowly.* ;D
My cutlass is getting a little dull... anyone have a whetstone I can borrow? ;)
This is why I use a metal bat. :P
I could have joined, but CC keeps me in the asylum.
Those gaurdcats need to be disracted so I can escape.
But first the escape-plan. :P
According to my crew member Pacman, we need to use the rear entrance.
*Goes off on another raid in an attempt to free Gilgamesh*
i be captain pac sparrow!! avast!! *attacks the rear entrance*
Arr...I used to be THE number 1 pirate of the forum...those were the days. *drinks root rum* XD
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 01, 2007, 04:58:16 PM
i be captain pac sparrow!! avast!! *attacks the rear entrance*
I be cap'n! :pokerface:
Howe'er, ye can be me first mate if ye wants.
Pac Sparrow...more like Ben Gunn. XD
Quote from: Jafar on February 01, 2007, 05:04:07 PM
Arr...I used to be THE number 1 pirate of the forum...those were the days. *drinks root rum* XD
Arr... bugger it, I be stickin with me good ol' cap'n. Ye be deservin a loyal crew! :D
*drinks rum*
Take whatcha can! Give nothing back! *clinks glass* XD
Avast! Me own thread! ;D
*clinks glass with Jafar*
*chugs rum*
Congrats tess. :D
Congrats, Tessspoon! :D
Congrats on the thread, Tessy! XD
You're welcome Tess. :D :P
I was wondering who made it! Thanks!
Now we only need a TSL pirate song. Maybe the pirates from king's quest 3 know some song?
congrats tess!!
aye!! i be first mate pac sparrow!! arrgh!!
we be a bunch of pirates
very good are we
we pillage all of tsl
forums with mr smee!!
oh ho!!
we be leadin a pirates life
it be havin to much strife
after givin you a good whack
we take what we can an give notin back!!
we pillage all the time
still looking for sommore
we take all yer swords and gold
an after we take a snore!!
chorus
we not know what else to do
so we just take from all of you!!
chorus
ITS A PIRATES LIFE FO ME!!
there be yer song :P
"Your privleges to the game have been suspended because you are a pirate! Yo ho ho!"
:o are you serious?
If you need a damsel in distress, I'm good at that! XP
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 03, 2007, 11:17:06 AM
aye!! i be first mate pac sparrow!! arrgh!!
;D
*makes song official song of the ship*
Quote from: Jafar on February 03, 2007, 11:18:15 AM
"Your privleges to the game have been suspended because you are a pirate! Yo ho ho!"
*Defends privileges with cutlasses and cannons*
Arr! That be the spirit! Fire away! XD
Can I be the pirate cook? I'm really good at making terrible food.
*makes Rosella official Damsel in Distress*
*makes icarus official cook*
*sends icarus to cooking class to learn how to make slightly-less-than-terrible-food*
Me crew is comin' along! :D
Finally! A pirate thread for all us sealubbers out there. I am Captain Piratica, your ally and leader of a five-ship fleet, at your service. ;D
Quote from: tessspoon on February 03, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
*makes Rosella official Damsel in Distress*
*makes icarus official cook*
*sends icarus to cooking class to learn how to make slightly-less-than-terrible-food*
Me crew is comin' along! :D
What will be my job on the ship?
- the little deksweeper? XD
- the guy who walks the plank? XB
- the first mate?
- the capt.n isn't same as captain.
- a guy called scotty (the engeneer)?
The plank walker! XD
I thought that was Cesar's job :suffer:
Congrats tess!
Quote from: tessspoon on February 03, 2007, 06:54:32 AM
Avast! Me own thread! ;D
*clinks glass with Jafar*
*chugs rum*
I'll toast to that. *Raises glass.*
CongratZ Tessy! ;D :thumbsup:
fire the portside cannons!! prepare for boarding!! *gets out rope and sword* yaaaargh!!
Quote from: tessspoon on February 03, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
*makes Rosella official Damsel in Distress*
*makes icarus official cook*
*sends icarus to cooking class to learn how to make slightly-less-than-terrible-food*
Me crew is comin' along! :D
harw
What's wrong whit my cooking? Don't you like your food overcooked? :-\
Quote from: Lollotte on February 03, 2007, 12:11:10 PM
Finally! A pirate thread for all us sealubbers out there. I am Captain Piratica, your ally and leader of a five-ship fleet, at your service. ;D
Arrr! An ally! That should be most useful. Welcome, me fellow captain!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2007, 12:25:31 PM
What will be my job on the ship?
The position for first mate is filled. Second mate?
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 03, 2007, 09:54:15 PM
fire the portside cannons!! prepare for boarding!! *gets out rope and sword* yaaaargh!!
Who are we boarding? ??? XB Or are we being boarded?
Quote from: icarus on February 04, 2007, 04:26:55 AM
harw
What's wrong whit my cooking? Don't you like your food overcooked? :-\
The crew might mutiny if I give them terrible food. So I'm giving them slightly-less-than-terrible food. :P
I want a place on your crew!
How 'bout boatswain, Rebecca?
(http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20crew.html)
Quote from: tessspoon on February 04, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
.......
Quote from: icarus on February 04, 2007, 04:26:55 AM
harw
What's wrong whit my cooking? Don't you like your food overcooked? :-\
The crew might mutiny if I give them terrible food. So I'm giving them slightly-less-than-terrible food. :P
But the mutiny makes you a stronger leader and bad food maks pirates even more stronger.
Quote from: icarus on February 05, 2007, 10:13:40 AM
But the mutiny makes you a stronger leader and bad food maks pirates even more stronger.
Only if I win. And it's still bad food.
Quote from: tessspoon on February 04, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
The position for first mate is filled. Second mate?
Who's the first mate?
* sharpens his swords * :evil:
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 03, 2007, 11:17:06 AM
...
aye!! i be first mate pac sparrow!! arrgh!!
....
He is. Points at pacman.
And capt'n you think anyone can win a battle from you so he/she can claim the title of capt'n? I don't thinks so. Once a capt'n always a capt'n. And for the food I still think it makes them stronger.
Hmmm, you're right.
All righty.
*cancels cooking class*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 01, 2007, 04:27:20 PMAccording to my crew member Pacman, we need to use the rear entrance.
*Goes off on another raid in an attempt to free Gilgamesh*
It be a good thing the cap'n of the mighty vessel 'TSL Asylum' be monitorin' this here threade. ;D This cap'n must also be assurin' ya such entrance does not exist. ::)
Congrats Tess on your very own pirate thread. :D
I be the cap'n of an opposing pirate fleet. 8) I be wanting to warn ye to stay out of me way though as I will be guarding the TSL realm's borders. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on February 05, 2007, 03:41:44 PM
It be a good thing the cap'n of the mighty vessel 'TSL Asylum' be monitorin' this here threade. ;D This cap'n must also be assurin' ya such entrance does not exist. ::)
Pac Sparrow! You told me there be a back entrance!
Oh well.
*orders crew to continue attack anyway*
Quote from: copycat on February 05, 2007, 03:41:44 PM
I be the cap'n of an opposing pirate fleet. 8) I be wanting to warn ye to stay out of me way though as I will be guarding the TSL realm's borders. :pokerface:
If I can get a job as first mate I'll join you now.
Otherwise....
* cuts whit one slice a watermalon, a coconut and a stone pillar into pieces * :o
aye!! the trickery of ccs hologram!! foreward march!!
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 05, 2007, 05:24:00 PM
aye!! the trickery of ccs hologram!! foreward march!!
Aye, he be a tricky one.
*forgives pac sparrow*
I'll take the position of boatswain, but only if ye pay me well!
The quartermaster, or in this case, the first mate be dividing the plunder. That'd be pac sparrow.
aye!! i thank ye. but, i divide th plunder fairly.
Quote from: icarus on February 05, 2007, 11:18:33 AM
And for the food I still think it makes them stronger.
Ye best be known how to serve oranges matey, or scurvy be on it's way. :P
Quote from: copycat on February 05, 2007, 03:41:44 PM
I be the cap'n of an opposing pirate fleet. 8) I be wanting to warn ye to stay out of me way though as I will be guarding the TSL realm's borders. :pokerface:
But do ye have a flyin' ship, like me own? 8)
A Flying Dutchman??
Quote from: Jafar on February 06, 2007, 08:09:49 AM
A Flying Dutchman??
that would be my brother: the Flying Dutchman :suffer:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/frankvanos/ship2.gif)
The Flying Dutchman
The most famous of ghost ships The Flying Dutchman, which hit rocks and sunk during a heavy storm in 1641. The phantom ship of legend appears during stormy weather off the Cape of Good Hope, at Africa's southern tip. It is feared by mariners as an omen of disaster, and they say that if you look at the ship you will die a horrible death.
When the Dutch ship was sinking the Captain of the vessel, van der Decken (who knew his death was looming) shouted out "I WILL round this Cape even if I have to keep sailing until doomsday!". The ghost ship has been reported many times, even by the crew of a German submarine boat during World War II. On 11 July 1881, the Royal Navy ship, the Bacchante sighted the phantom. The midshipman, a prince who later became King George V, recorded that the lookout and the officer of the watch had seen the Flying Dutchman.
"A strange red light as of a phantom ship all aglow, in the midst of which light the mast, spars and sails of a brig 200 yards distant stood out in strong relief."
It was reported that the lookout fell from a mast and died, shortly after seeing the phantom ship.
Whahahahaha, my ghostships are scary! :raf:
Creepy. Was that the ship's name before it sank? Cause if it was, that's a strange name.
Quote from: Jafar on February 06, 2007, 08:09:49 AM
A Flying Dutchman??
Nah, me ship's not ghostly. It just flies. How, I don't rightly know, but it does. ::)
the ship was called the flying dutchman. The captain itself was probably a pirate too. After his disappearing the dutch searched his house and found all kind of gold and silver objects of high value.
and a wiki about this story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Dutchman
Quote from: tessspoon on February 06, 2007, 11:42:33 AM
Nah, me ship's not ghostly. It just flies. How, I don't rightly know, but it does. ::)
Your ship flys on Hydrogen just like the hindenburg. :o
Or it's an other fuel not that flamable. :P
Wait a sec... Shouldn't icarus be the flying Dutchman? XD
Quote from: tessspoon on February 05, 2007, 05:26:29 PMAye, he be a tricky one.
Aye, that be me. 8)
Quote from: tessspoon on February 06, 2007, 08:07:44 AMBut do ye have a flyin' ship, like me own? 8)
Nay, I do not have a flyin' ship, like yer own. However, me mighty pirate fleet be equipped with anti-airship weapons. :pleased:
Quote from: Yonkey on February 06, 2007, 01:27:13 PMWait a sec... Shouldn't icarus be the flying Dutchman? XD
Why be that the case?
QuoteWait a sec... Shouldn't icarus be the flying Dutchman? omgyay!
The TSL icarus is Dutch IIRC and the legendary icarus flew to close to the sun, destroying his artificial wings. Thus flying dutchman. XD
Yup, Petra got it, and converted my XD into an omgyay! :P
I blame copy/paste for the latter. :P
*suddenly appears whit a glowing light*
Me the flying dutchman :suffer:
I'm just the ships cook. And the glowing thing is just that radioactive wast I used in the dinner last week :evil:.
*disappears again*
I love Murray!
Indeed, he's especially awesome in MI III. :D Poor Murray, does anyone know what happens to him after Guybrush chooses the anchor instead of him? :P
He ends up as a barker (is that what you call them? ???) for Planet Threepwood on Jambalaya Island.
You can also play a ping pong game with Murray as the ball in the fourth game. XD
Quote from: Petra Rocks on February 06, 2007, 03:50:30 PMThe TSL icarus is Dutch IIRC and the legendary icarus flew to close to the sun, destroying his artificial wings. Thus flying dutchman. XD
But that icarus didn't have a ship to fly to the sun.
Quote from: copycat on February 07, 2007, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: Petra Rocks on February 06, 2007, 03:50:30 PMThe TSL icarus is Dutch IIRC and the legendary icarus flew to close to the sun, destroying his artificial wings. Thus flying dutchman. XD
But that icarus didn't have a ship to fly to the sun.
just a tiny detail
you could have a makeshift flying ship out of glue and feathers :P
Quote from: icarus on February 08, 2007, 12:46:17 AMjust a tiny detail
I have an eye for detail (sometimes it's the wrong detail, but I don't care). :pleased:
I was in Latin class earlier today and the professor was going over how the Greeks would get captured and taken as slaves. Anyway, she mentioned something about pirate raids and I almost burst out laughing at a very inappropriate time. :suffer:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 07, 2007, 08:21:00 AM
I love Murray!
Murray is the coolest!
"Is it an evil looking doorstop?" XD
I have to replay MI III. :) He certainly is awesome. :D
Is it runnable in Linux without having to resort to emulators? ::)
No idea, as I have never used Linux in my life. It is in xp, though, amazingly.
Here's a question: What would by grandmother's nephew be to me? ???
EDIT: merged posts due to double posting (http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n238/koko_99_2001/kitty.gif)
Your second cousin, I think. :)
Thank you. :) That helps me with my paper.
You're very welcome. :)
First cousin once removed, actually... I think... (http://www.obliquity.com/family/misc/cousin.html)
That makes my head hurt. It's close enough anyways.
*from the girl who's mother is the queen of genealogy and has passed it down to her daughter*
Yes, he'd be your first cousin, once removed :)
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on February 11, 2007, 08:06:36 PM
*from the girl who's mother is the queen of genealogy and has passed it down to her daughter*
Yes, he'd be your first cousin, once removed :)
LOL You have one of those too? It's interesting stuff but trying to figure out "he'd be your first cousin, once removed" gives me a headache. :stars:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2007, 10:18:57 AM
Whit all their hightech stuff they should have a bit treasurefault. ::)
My point exactly! If I could only get in...
*Orders for all cannonballs to have the suffer smiley painted on them*
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Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 10:26:50 AM
*Orders for all cannonballs to have the suffer smiley painted on them*
So no Whee Bomb?
what's a Whee bomb? ???
http://www.postudios.com/archivedTSL/media/wackyheros/
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BANG*"
Quote from: icarus on February 12, 2007, 10:41:52 AM
http://www.postudios.com/archivedTSL/media/wackyheros/
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BANG*"
lol, I hadn't seen that before.
Quote from: icarus on February 12, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 10:26:50 AM
*Orders for all cannonballs to have the suffer smiley painted on them*
So no Whee Bomb?
Sure! Can you shoot a bomb out of a cannon?
But seeing as there only one of him, we still need suffer cannonballs.
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maybe we can make more. And each time he explodes he returns in the next adventure.
So we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
What should I name me ship?
the Tesskadian Devil?
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
So we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
What should I name me ship?
You can also use Jafar if he changes into kirby again. :suffer:
It's round and it can fly- that's Jafar for sure. :P
the white burrito? ship?
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PMSo we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
/me be not impressed, aye. :bomb:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
So we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
What should I name me ship?
Spontessyous ;D
(Spontaneous)
aye cc. but we gots yer pancakes!!*holds up cc's pancakes*
Yea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
Quote from: Shades2585 on February 12, 2007, 07:04:17 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
So we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
What should I name me ship?
Spontessyous ;D
(Spontaneous)
lol, that's me favorite so far.
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PM
Yea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
One-Ton? WOW that would be like an A-Bomb XB
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PMQuote from: Shades2585 on February 12, 2007, 07:04:17 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
What should I name me ship?
Spontessyous ;D
(Spontaneous)
lol, that's me favorite so far.
Glad you like it. ;D
Quote from: copycat on February 12, 2007, 04:15:11 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PMSo we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
/me be not impressed, aye. :bomb:
Well played, Admiral Bobbery...well played. :P
Quote from: Shades2585 on February 12, 2007, 09:27:54 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PM
Yea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
One-Ton? WOW that would be like an A-Bomb XB
It be the guard to the town of Faldera's idea.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
So we are now armed with both Whee bombs and suffer cannons. We should also get some of Jafar's human cannonball cannons.
What should I name me ship?
You can also use Jafar if he changes into kirby again. :suffer:
It's round and it can fly- that's Jafar for sure. :P
XD A flyin' pink marshmallow-like blob! We be needin' a bigger cannon.
Quote from: tessspoon on February 13, 2007, 09:36:36 PM
XD A flyin' pink marshmallow-like blob! We be needin' a bigger cannon.
Nah, ye just need ta squish him a bit and he'll be fittin' right in! :D
jus be makin sure that he not eat n swallow ye or he be takin yer powers!! :P
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PM
Yea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
XD XD
What of the poor golden-haired fruit snake which the town guard also requested? :P
Such falderal and fiddle-dee-dee of course is impossible. :P
well work around it. arrgh!!
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2007, 08:17:49 PMaye cc. but we gots yer pancakes!!*holds up cc's pancakes*
:P They were meant as a gift, you blundering fool! *instructs cook to make more pancakes as the supply ship be stocked with the necessary ingredients anyway*
/me hopes you be liking his pancakes
:D
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PMYea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
It being a gift, I be not expecting it to be brought back. So I be not trying to find yer holy on-ton tomato. ;)
Quote from: Jafar on February 13, 2007, 03:33:47 AMWell played, Admiral Bobbery...well played. :P
I be not playing anything, pirate Marshmallow. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on February 18, 2007, 03:54:24 PM
I be not playing anything, pirate Marshmallow. :pokerface:
Arr, Cap'n Jafar to you. :P
Where be Tessy?
she be discussing with tha william turner bloke.
Quote from: Deloria on February 18, 2007, 04:43:21 AM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PM
Yea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
XD XD
What of the poor golden-haired fruit snake which the town guard also requested? :P
I be saving it for the next time I be requiring someone to bring me somthing that does not exist.
Quote from: copycat on February 18, 2007, 03:54:24 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 12, 2007, 08:17:49 PMaye cc. but we gots yer pancakes!!*holds up cc's pancakes*
:P They were meant as a gift, you blundering fool! *instructs cook to make more pancakes as the supply ship be stocked with the necessary ingredients anyway*
/me hopes you be liking his pancakes
:D
Quote from: tessspoon on February 12, 2007, 08:30:31 PMYea! And if you want them back, you'll be having to find us the holy one-ton tomato of Antioch. XD
It being a gift, I be not expecting it to be brought back. So I be not trying to find yer holy on-ton tomato. ;)
*Inspects pancakes*
*Tests pancakes on pet parrot*
Well, they be seeming all right.
*Gives pancakes to crew*
Quote from: copycat on February 18, 2007, 03:54:24 PM
I be not playing anything, pirate Marshmallow. :pokerface:
"Pirate Marshmallow" XD
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 18, 2007, 09:05:45 PM
she be discussing with tha william turner bloke.
I wish! :lovegoggles:
Arrgh! I be accidentally posting using my sister's account! :bomb::P
Quote from: racx_00 on February 18, 2007, 08:31:13 PMArr, Cap'n Jafar to you. :P
I be expecting that response from pirate Marshmallow himself. Anyway, if he be making fun of my title, I be entitled to do the same to his. 8)
Quote from: tessspoon on February 18, 2007, 09:19:36 PM*Inspects pancakes*
*Tests pancakes on pet parrot*
Well, they be seeming all right.
*Gives pancakes to crew*
It be a token of friendship, and a small reminder that as long as you stay where you are, and not cross my path I be wishing us to remain friends.
Also, should thee cross my path, note that my fleet will not fire first but if fired upon by any of yours, it will be met by superior force. :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on February 18, 2007, 09:23:53 PMArrgh! I be accidentally posting using my sister's account! :bomb::P
I be fiddling with the quote tag to rectify that mistake in quoting. :pleased:
QuoteAnyway, if he be making fun of my title, I be entitled to do the same to his.
Arr, ye should consider it a compliment. Admiral Bobbery was a great sailor, and one of me favourite video game characters. :P
argh!! me captain be a hacker!! or be it that yer sister not signed off?
It be even mas complicated. When I be at home with my own computer, I be forced to use her monitor via a switch box. I got on the forum, not noticin' it be switched to her computer. :P
Quote from: Jafar on February 19, 2007, 07:32:04 PMArr, ye should consider it a compliment. Admiral Bobbery was a great sailor, and one of me favourite video game characters. :P
I be tellin' ye 'Admiral Bobbery' cannot be defined by my define add-on. :pokerface:
I be telling Tess to get her own monitor. I be even giving her the money if I be not so tight on cash myself atm.
I be having me own monitor (a flat screen too! ;D). I just find sharin' Rebecca's preferable to luggin' me own home from school, as I usually do with the pc.
I be finally deciding on a name for me ship! Since it flies, I be naming it:
The Winged One
*breaks bottle of rum against the ship*
*hands out bottles of rum to the entire crew*
aye!! she be havin a good name capn!! *drinks rum*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2007, 12:25:31 PM
- the capt.n isn't same as captain.
What be the difference?
*dons a pirate outfit and joins Tessy's crew* :D
Yarrrr!
Avast! Another crew member! :D
*gives OB some rum and assigns him a hammock*
Arrr matey, this be some fine rum! :D *takes a swig and dives into the hammock for a nap*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 20, 2007, 04:03:16 PMI be having me own monitor (a flat screen too! ;D). I just find sharin' Rebecca's preferable to luggin' me own home from school, as I usually do with the pc.
You be having a personal (desktop?) pc at school, you lug to and from home? Why not a laptop then, if it be the luggin' you object to?
The Asylum fleet be havin' its own rum party, every week. :P
/me be congratulatin' Cap'n Tess on the name of her fine ship
Quote from: copycat on February 21, 2007, 03:48:58 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 20, 2007, 04:03:16 PMI be having me own monitor (a flat screen too! ;D). I just find sharin' Rebecca's preferable to luggin' me own home from school, as I usually do with the pc.
You be having a personal (desktop?) pc at school, you lug to and from home? Why not a laptop then, if it be the luggin' you object to?
Because I don't be liking laptops, particularly for me games.
Quote from: copycat on February 21, 2007, 03:48:58 PM
/me be congratulatin' Cap'n Tess on the name of her fine ship
Thank-yee. :)
* Gives eyepatch to OB *
No pirate (except for me) can live whitout them.
Lets set sail captain I would like to steal some treasure.
Maybe from a damsel in distress. :P
*wears his eyepatch proudly* :D
Arrrr! The sun only half-blinds me now!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 21, 2007, 05:17:43 PM
Lets set sail captain I would like to steal some treasure.
Maybe from a damsel in distress. :P
Arr! We do be needin' some treasure.
*looks through several different maps*
*points out an island called "Island With Much Treasure*
We be goin' there! Pirate Gilgamesh, you're in charge of gettin' us there.
Wake me when we get there.
*Goes to take a nap*
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 21, 2007, 05:21:50 PM
*wears his eyepatch proudly* :D
Arrrr! The sun only half-blinds me now!
On an semi-off note, did anyone see that Mythbuster episode where they tested the theory that pirates wore eyepatches to improve their night vision? They said it reallly did help. So we be having a legitmate reason to wear the things, other than looks!
Quote from: tessspoon on February 20, 2007, 04:03:16 PM
I be finally deciding on a name for me ship! Since it flies, I be naming it:
The Winged One
*breaks bottle of rum against the ship*
*hands out bottles of rum to the entire crew*
Good name, Tessy. I like it. :D
Quote from: tessspoon on February 21, 2007, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: Oldbushie on February 21, 2007, 05:21:50 PM
*wears his eyepatch proudly* :D
Arrrr! The sun only half-blinds me now!
On an semi-off note, did anyone see that Mythbuster episode where they tested the theory that pirates wore eyepatches to improve their night vision? They said it reallly did help. So we be having a legitmate reason to wear the things, other than looks!
That be awesome! :D
i be havin glasses!! i not be able to wear an eyepatch!!
Now that ye point it out, so do I! (And so did Adam)
Hmm, we just be needin' these:
http://www.framehuggers.com/
*orders twenty in black*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 21, 2007, 03:54:10 PMBecause I don't be liking laptops, particularly for me games.
Why don't you be liking a laptop to play your games?
Quote from: tessspoon on February 21, 2007, 03:54:10 PMThank-yee. :)
It be nothing. ;]
Quote from: tessspoon on February 21, 2007, 09:46:34 PMNow that ye point it out, so do I! (And so did Adam)
Hmm, we just be needin' these:
http://www.framehuggers.com/
*orders twenty in black*
*orders one with the little kitty on it* ;D
Quote from: tessspoon on February 21, 2007, 05:37:56 PM
Arr! We do be needin' some treasure.
*looks through several different maps*
*points out an island called "Island With Much Treasure*
We be goin' there! Pirate Gilgamesh, you're in charge of gettin' us there.
Wake me when we get there.
* takes the wheel and map and starts the long, long, very long journey to "The Isle whit much treasure and even more dangerous creatures" *
I like to take a big risk.
Lads, some of you
will could die, but don't worry it only means more treasure for me. :P
* laughs * :suffer:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 22, 2007, 03:54:36 PM
Lads, some of you will could die, but don't worry it only means more treasure for me. :P
* laughs * :suffer:
Now there's a pirate! XD
*orders a pac eyepatch*
aye!! but those who die only leave more burials.
Quote from: copycat on February 22, 2007, 03:42:35 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 21, 2007, 03:54:10 PMBecause I don't be liking laptops, particularly for me games.
Why don't you be liking a laptop to play your games?
Because laptops not be as good for playing games.
Be we there yet?
Arg, this be a mighty fine crew aside from their atrocious grammar. Did I yet offer my abilities to your crew, Cap'n Tessy? :P
Quote from: Rosella on February 24, 2007, 05:18:13 AM
Arg, this be a mighty fine crew aside from their atrocious grammar. Did I yet offer my abilities to your crew, Cap'n Tessy? :P
weren't you the damsel in distres?
Ah, right. XP
Be there any root rum? :P
Quote from: Rosella on February 24, 2007, 05:18:13 AM
Arg, this be a mighty fine crew aside from their atrocious grammar. Did I yet offer my abilities to your crew, Cap'n Tessy? :P
Pirates not be needin' proper grammar. Fine damsels in distress however...
Quote from: Rosella on February 24, 2007, 01:46:09 PM
Ah, right. XP
Be there any root rum? :P
*goes below decks*
*returns with a bottle of root rum*
Here ye go, me lady.
are ye in distress yet?
.D
.D
.D
.D
.D
;D ;D ;D
Land ho!
* Isle appairs out of nowhere * :P
Look there's the end of the world!
* shows a waterfall that has no bottom * :o
Lets get some treasure!! :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 26, 2007, 03:06:05 AM
Look there's the end of the world!
* shows a waterfall that has no bottom * :o
*looks over waterfall*
*feels dizzy...* uhh, I mean No waterfall be scaring me off!
*gives commands until the ship nears the isle*
To the longboats!
Quote from: Rosella on February 24, 2007, 05:18:13 AM
Arg, this be a mighty fine crew aside from their atrocious grammar.
Grammar? Ye be makin' up words lass. :P
Quote from: tessspoon on February 26, 2007, 05:26:53 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 26, 2007, 03:06:05 AM
Look there's the end of the world!
* shows a waterfall that has no bottom * :o
*looks over waterfall*
*feels dizzy...* uhh, I mean No waterfall be scaring me off!
*gives commands until the ship nears the isle*
To the longboats!
Why didn't we sailed to the isle over there where the rainbow ends?
Quote from: icarus on February 26, 2007, 07:13:20 AM
Why didn't we sailed to the isle over there where the rainbow ends?
That's a trap of the leprechauns.
The gold at the end of the rainbow is foolsgold. :P
Arrg, more like landlubberchauns. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 26, 2007, 07:35:30 AM
Quote from: icarus on February 26, 2007, 07:13:20 AM
Why didn't we sailed to the isle over there where the rainbow ends?
That's a trap of the leprechauns.
The gold at the end of the rainbow is foolsgold. :P
Quite right! We'll not be fooled by those tricky landlubberchauns! XD
*pulls longboat up onto beach*
Arrg! *divides pirate crew into three groups*
You men/women over that way *points left down beach*
You men/women over that way *points right down beach*
And me own group will be explorin' that a'way! *points toward dark, dangerous-looking jungle*
Be on the lookout for the dangerous creatures or the glorious treasure!
*takes the boat and circles around the island* i not be findin a parking spot!!
That's because a giant seasnake is blocking the harbor
That's not a seasnake it's "NESSY" from lochness !!!
*points* A three headed monkey! :o
Quote from: racx_00 on February 27, 2007, 05:10:49 AM
*points* A three headed monkey! :o
*looks*
there be nothing there!
*turns back around*
*fails to notice the three-headed monkey swing by*
*tries to take a picture of Nessy, who immediately dives*
Arrg! Could have sold that picture for a lot of gold! Well, atleast she not be blocking the harbor anymore.
*takes a picture of the 3-headed monkey* *gives it to tess* there it be!! the dreaded 3headed monkey!!
*looks at picture*
Why is it carrying a map?
Capture it!
*charges in the direction of the three-head monkey*
its like ape escape!! :D
Where does this isle remember me of?
* sees sign saying: "GILGAMESH'S EXPEREMENT ISLE" *
I'll now it some day. :raf:
Let's get some treasure first.
Where be the magic dough and rats on a pirate ship when you need them? :P
Quote from: tessspoon on March 02, 2007, 09:15:55 AM
Where be the magic dough and rats on a pirate ship when you need them? :P
Last seen the dough in the hands of our cook.
And the rats.
* looks at the cat's belly *
Can't find them. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 02, 2007, 11:18:39 AMAnd the rats.
* looks at the cat's belly *
Can't find them. :P
:D
[size=0]I be having explored this particular island before and be having replaced the treasure with a note. 8)[/size]
Told you I was patrolling the border and an island near a waterfall that has no bottom definitely classifies as border. ;)
*reads note*
Arrgh!
Well, you may have gotten the treasure, but I have a three-headed monkey!
An UNDEAD three-headed monkey!!
*laughs hysterically*
* finds a treasure *
Finaly after that many years I found the treasure I've hidden on this isle.
It's my doggy's first bone. :o
Quote from: tessspoon on March 04, 2007, 04:25:10 PM*reads note*
Arrgh!
Well, you may have gotten the treasure, but I have a three-headed monkey!
An UNDEAD three-headed monkey!!
*laughs hysterically*
Don't choke on that laugh! ::)
I've already seen an undead three-headed monkey, even though I don't quite remember which MI-instalment it was. :P
*laugh turns into a cough*
*recovers*
Where's that (undead three-headed) monkey? I want to shoot something.
XD
*shoots pistol at undead monkey, which of course has no affect*
Hey, that would be really usefull! Cept for the always hungry and thirsty part... :P
*looks over at waterfall*
Wait a minute! Why should we be 'fraid of a waterfall, even if it not be having a bottom? This boat be a flyin' one!
*manuevers boat toward waterfall*
*boat starts to go over waterfall*
Aieee!! We be fallin'!
*runs over to the whell and slams the super-secret-hidden button that makes the ship fly*
There we go!
*drives boat around in circlse in midair*
Heehee!
well capn, bein undead be good. ye never need t eat er drink cause ye not be havin a stomach. *finds a sage and becomes undead*
Hey! Now I can be shootin' you instead of the monkey and ye won't feel a thing!
*shoots Pac Sparrow*
Not as fun as the monkey, he's be harder to hit.
*Goes back to shooting at the monkey*
ahh, i be missin the tase of food. *sees sage again to turn back into a human* ahh, me flesh be back!!
Yarrr! Bein' undead is fabulous, especially when ye be makin yer loved ones undead too. :P
Quote from: racx_00 on March 07, 2007, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Shades2585 on March 06, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
Just be yourself. ;D He likes you for who you are. Don't pretend to be something you're not.
What happens if you have several different personalities and you don't know which one they like? XD
LOL It's all or nothing because all it comes in the one package. ;D
Quote from: Shades2585 on March 07, 2007, 05:01:44 AM
LOL It's all or nothing because all it comes in the one package. ;D
It's gonna be harder for me to get somewhere then...
Quote from: Shades2585 on March 07, 2007, 05:01:44 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 07, 2007, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Shades2585 on March 06, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
Just be yourself. ;D He likes you for who you are. Don't pretend to be something you're not.
What happens if you have several different personalities and you don't know which one they like? XD
LOL It's all or nothing because all it comes in the one package. ;D
Thanks, have a date for Friday night now. We'll see how it goes. ;]
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 06, 2007, 09:00:34 PM
ahh, i be missin the tase of food. *sees sage again to turn back into a human* ahh, me flesh be back!!
Much better!
*flies off into the end of the world*
Quote from: tessspoon on March 07, 2007, 12:07:01 PM*flies off into the end of the world*
Good riddance! :pokerface:
Quote from: tessspoon on March 07, 2007, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: Shades2585 on March 07, 2007, 05:01:44 AM
Quote from: racx_00 on March 07, 2007, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Shades2585 on March 06, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
Just be yourself. ;D He likes you for who you are. Don't pretend to be something you're not.
What happens if you have several different personalities and you don't know which one they like? XD
LOL It's all or nothing because it all comes in the one package. ;D
Thanks, have a date for Friday night now. We'll see how it goes. ;]
Woo Hoo! I'm Happy for Tessy! !!! Does the pirate dance. (um... What
is the pirate dance? ??? Oh well makes one up anyway.)
She left us on the isle, how evil!
Only I should do such a thing
* gets into the house tat's on the isle *
I only hope that 3 headed dragon doesn't attack the ship, or that giant squid called Kraken. ::)
Time to write a newe story and put them into bottles again before I'm saved. :raf:
well, she be a pirate :P
*comes back from the end of the world*
*gets crew to come back aboard*
Look what I found beyond the end of the world!
*holds up several blue apples*
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w231/tessspoon/I97_D.jpg)
Wonder what'll happen if I eat one?
*eats one*
* obseves the captain as she changes colour and other stange things happen *
And that's why you never must mess whit mother nature. :P
Don't eat it! It be evil! :o *binding flash of light* XD
*throws the blue apples off a cliff* these be good to eat *shows red and green apples*
Don't eat the green ones the course you to sleep for a long time!
Or where that the red ones? :P
Quote from: tessspoon on March 09, 2007, 01:18:48 PM*comes back from the end of the world*
Darned, I figured I'd gotten rid of you, but you're more resilient than I thought. ::)
*goes back to drawing board*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2007, 03:07:40 AMDon't eat the green ones the course you to sleep for a long time!Or where that the red ones? :P
For the record:
I or any of my crew did
not tamper with those apples, not even the blue ones.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 09, 2007, 01:24:20 PM* obseves the captain as she changes colour and other stange things happen *
And that's why you never must mess whit mother nature. :P
I hope that teaches you a lesson to not bring anything back from the end of the world. 8)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 09, 2007, 01:24:20 PM
* obseves the captain as she changes colour and other stange things happen *
And that's why you never must mess whit mother nature. :P
I be feelin' strange.
*walks around dizzily*
Why be everything blue?
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 09, 2007, 09:11:50 PM
*throws the blue apples off a cliff* these be good to eat *shows red and green apples*
Hey! Do you know what I went through to get those?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2007, 03:07:40 AM
Don't eat the green ones the course you to sleep for a long time!
Or where that the red ones? :P
Just in case...
*tosses all red and green apples off cliff to follow the blue ones*
actually, no :P
WELL, I sailed for hours in an eternal darkness, battled giant chickens, ate too salty pretzels, and played checkers. All for some blue apples that made me change weird colors! ::)
well, to get my normal corored apples, i battled outrageous gas prices, traffic jams, strawberry jams, price raises, long lines, and strict return policies!! :P
Well, as we both pitched each other's apples over the cliff, I guess we're even. :P
I still be seein' everything in blue. At least it's blue. I like blue. If everything were red... *shudders*
*goes off to collect some of the fruit on the island to replace the lost apples*
Ya can't go pillagin' and stealin' hungry.
*phew* :sweating: Me vision be normal again.
*loads up fruit and crew on ship*
There not be any treasure on this island, so we'll have to try another.
*sails ship off in random direction* :P
There was a treasure there, here look.
* shows a BOOK whit pictures *
This is nessy a few years ago and that's the 3 headed monkey..... :P
is a 3 headed nessy a hydra?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2007, 01:14:54 PM* shows a BOOK whit pictures *
This is nessy a few years ago and that's the 3 headed monkey..... :P
*objects to the fact Nessy and the 3-headed monkey are featured in the same book* 8)
both are real [spoiler]FAKE!![/spoiler]
I kept a diary about this isle.
So many experiments.
The giant invisible ooze, the pink panter, a white horse whit black stripes, and many other wonderfull creatures. :P
*sails out onto the open ocean*
*spots nearby galleon*
Attack!!! :evil:
*fires off a couple rounds from the cannons*
*hits the ship*
Prepare to board!
*grabs his butterfly sword* arrrrrgh!!
Takes hit kitchen spoon. Those aboard that other ship prepare for my cooking skills.
*raises his spoon
Quote from: tessspoon on March 21, 2007, 05:25:58 PM*spots nearby galleon*
Important notice: NOT MINE! ;)
If it was, you'd be meeting fierce opposition, because the main force would not be far behind. 8)
* looks at the ship and sees undeath pirates on the galleon and sees the name "The flying dutchman" written on the hull *
Hmmmm.
I'm not sure what that means. :P
Quote from: Pacman928 on March 21, 2007, 07:06:50 PM
*grabs his butterfly sword* arrrrrgh!!
Only one? ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2007, 05:24:40 AM
* looks at the ship and sees undeath pirates on the galleon and sees the name "The flying dutchman" written on the hull *
Hmmmm.
I'm not sure what that means. :P
*Leads charge onto the enemy ship, swinging from ship to ship*
Attack! Arrr! .D
*wonders off into the battle to find the captain of the opposing ship*
Quote from: tessspoon on March 23, 2007, 10:43:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2007, 05:24:40 AM
* looks at the ship and sees undeath pirates on the galleon and sees the name "The flying dutchman" written on the hull *
Hmmmm.
I'm not sure what that means. :P
*Leads charge onto the enemy ship, swinging from ship to ship*
Attack! Arrr! .D
*wonders off into the battle to find the captain of the opposing ship*
A word of advice: Flee while you can. You cannot harm them with your weapons, but they can with theirs. There's some very strange magic hovering around that ship. Even
I stay clear of it when my lookout spots it. I am in the process of procuring information on how to counter that unfair disadvantage but I'm afraid I haven't come up with that much yet. You? :-X
* searches for his weapon, but only finds some sort of stick *
Well that has to do.
* hits the undeath whit the stick *
*watches as the undeath's arm falls off*
*follows suit with sword*
Cut 'em to pieces, men! (And women!)
*vigorously continues amputating and decapitating the undeath pirates*
*Slowly notices random skeletal body parts rebuilding themselves*
Aack! Now they're undeath misshapen pirates!
Quote from: tessspoon on March 26, 2007, 04:32:54 PM*Slowly notices random skeletal body parts rebuilding themselves*
Aack! Now they're undeath misshapen pirates!
You just wait until the head attached itself back. When that happens, it starts coordination its repairs, and soon there will be a perfectly shapen skeleton pirate again. :o
Don't say I didn't warn you! :pokerface:
PS: See, now why does my inline spell checker say 'shapen' is incorrect? My dictionary lookup has its correct definition. :scholar:
* hits the first undeath whit his stick and it changes into a kitchen-sink * :o
Whoa! My stick changes those pirates into kitchen stuff. :P
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *
Finally a blender now only to find a powersupply. ;D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *
Is it a blendtec blender? Those be so cool.
*watches as Gilgamesh single-handily defeats the entire undeath army by turning them into random kitchen appliances* XD
Victory be ours!
*does a pirate dance to the official pirate song of the ship*
"we be a bunch of pirates
very good are we
we pillage all of tsl
forums with mr smee!!
oh ho!!
we be leadin a pirates life
it be havin to much strife
after givin you a good whack
we take what we can an give notin back!!
we pillage all the time
still looking for sommore
we take all yer swords and gold
an after we take a snore!!
chorus
we not know what else to do
so we just take from all of you!!
chorus
ITS A PIRATES LIFE FO ME!!"
*ransacks hold and finds much treasure*
*takes treasure and crew and quickly sails away, leaving the appliances on the ship*
If they be turning back into undeaths, it not be our problem! :sneaky:
Unless, of course, they want revenge...
Duh Duh Duh!
Quote from: tessspoon on March 27, 2007, 05:27:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *
Is it a blendtec blender? Those be so cool.
You mean the ones on www.willitblend.com?!
Oh wait...this is a pirate thread...umm...."Arr!"
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 27, 2007, 07:39:33 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on March 27, 2007, 05:27:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
* hits many more pirates and changes one into a blender *
Is it a blendtec blender? Those be so cool.
You mean the ones on www.willitblend.com?!
Aye! Awesome destructiveness.
Quote from: awesomeasapossum on March 27, 2007, 07:39:33 PM
Oh wait...this is a pirate thread...umm...."Arr!"
lol! XB
* hits the last pirate (captain) whit his stick and it changes into a pirate * :o
My stick doesn't work!
* run in circles while screaming "Work you stick" *
Arrrg! We be attacked from behind!
*wonders if Gilgamesh changed a pirate into a pirate or his stick into a pirate*
*in either case, yells at Gilgamesh*
Come on, you! We be needin' to get out of here!
*watches as Gilgamesh continues to run around in circles and is attacked by the other pirate captain*
*hits pirate captain whit a kitchen spoon*
*pirate captain looks confused :stars: *
We should really go now
* comes back to his mind and finds a sword and uses it to cut the sail of the ship and wind it around the captain *
Argh! I be they strongest pirate of the world.
* starts searching the ship and finds a map and a compass *
Always handy a map and a compass
* looks to his pants and finds his own sword *
well there I have left that weapon. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PMWhoa! My stick changes those pirates into kitchen stuff. :P
Mind you, that's only temporary. Also, like bacteria/viruses, or if you're into Star Trek, the Borg, everything you 'throw' at them is assimilated and the next time they encounter it, they're immune.
Quote from: tessspoon on March 27, 2007, 05:27:13 PMIf they be turning back into undeaths, it not be our problem! :sneaky:
Unless, of course, they want revenge...
Duh Duh Duh!
Rest assured, that if you take their most prized possessions, they be wanting revenge. And remember, those swords and sticks you used last time, won't work anymore! :suffer:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 28, 2007, 03:12:45 AM* hits the last pirate (captain) whit his stick and it changes into a pirate * :o
My stick doesn't work!
* run in circles while screaming "Work you stick" *
See? The captain is always the first to assimilate new defenses. :o
*orders his lookouts to keep an extra sharp eye for the ghost ship, since I'm now even less likely to want to sail in their vicinity.* They'll be extremely angry when they turn back into pirates, I can tell ya that! :scholar:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 28, 2007, 02:41:25 PM* comes back to his mind and finds a sword and uses it to cut the sail of the ship and wind it around the captain *
Argh! I be they strongest pirate of the world.
Granted, that might slow the pirate captain down, but not for long, and it won't be long before the other pirates turn back into their old selves. The longer you keep delaying your departure, the sooner they're likely to catch up with you, if they even have to catch up. ::)
Return to the Winged One now or ye be left behind!
*wonders if the undeath pirates could be controlled and used to attack CC's fleet* :evil:
*finds self and runs back to the winged one* *pants* argh *pants more*
* gets back on the ship *
I'm here so lets go!
* sees how the first pirate changes back *
*puts on as much sail as the ship can hold*
*starts to sail away at full speed*
Just in time, too. :sweating:
*looks at map Gilgamesh found*
That be the map the monkey had!
Quote from: tessspoon on March 28, 2007, 04:33:32 PM*wonders if the undeath pirates could be controlled and used to attack CC's fleet* :evil:
Been there, tried that (of course not against my own fleet), failed. :-X
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2007, 06:50:47 AM* sees how the first pirate changes back *
Oh dear, you might have lingered too long. ::)
Quote from: tessspoon on March 29, 2007, 08:30:59 AM*puts on as much sail as the ship can hold*
*starts to sail away at full speed*
Just in time, too. :sweating:
I wouldn't be so sure about that. If that first prate changing back was the ghost ship's navigator, they'd be be in hot pursuit right now. And it's not easy to put that ship of your trail. I tried it once, even though I only took one thing only when I tossed the item overboard did they cease their pursuit. :sneaky:
Quote from: tessspoon on March 29, 2007, 08:30:59 AM
*looks at map Gilgamesh found*
That be the map the monkey had!
Then let's go to "YONKEY ISLE"! :raf:
*jumps up and down*
Aye, let's go there! ;D
*uses compass and map to sail to YONKEY ISLE*
*notices forcefield around isle*
What be the password to get in? ???
*tries psycho-analyst, yeknoy, spoilerman, YONkey, yonKEY, administrator*
I got nothin'.
"Incorrect Password. :suffer:"
;P
Yonkey Kong Country? XD
I think the pasword is :suffer:
I'm sure the password is :suffer:. Either that or "pink lace".
Quote from: icarus on March 30, 2007, 11:16:39 AM
I think the pasword is :suffer:
Access Granted 8)
XD
Woot!
*gives barrel of rum and cookiehs to icarus and A3P*
*sails ship past forcefield*
*forcefield closes resumes after ship is past*
Take that, you undeath pirates! Even you can't get in here! :pleased:
Shore Leave!
*leaves task of paying out treasure to Pac Sparrow*
XD
:o
Yonkey Isle be having some strange stuff! XD
Quote from: tessspoon on March 30, 2007, 01:22:04 PM
Woot!
*gives barrel of rum and cookiehs to icarus and A3P*
Rum and cookies? I thought this was milk! :X
lol, well I didn't tell you you had to have them together! Where would we be getting milk on a pirate ship?
*hands A3P some milk from Yonkey Isle*
Fresh from the cow! :P
* Finds a house whit an enormous amount of SAYCOOKIES in the cupboard *
I found a treasure!! :P
* eats one cookie and falls asleep * XD
What exactly be a saycookie? ???
Yarg! It be one of these:
(http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/haven/cookie/saycookie.jpg)
XD
lol! XB Who did that?
I think it was LN for one of the Cookie prizes. :P
* wake up again *
They taste great!! ;D
* keeps searching the house *
There must be something in this house
* finds a very small door *
I can't fit through that door. :-\
Say cookies are da bomb!
*gobbles down saycokies
I can fit through!
*Takes out a MiniMushroom and eats it.
(high pitched voice) Now I'm a micro specimen!!!
*walks through door
*looks around
*runs out
All they have are recalled jars of peanut butter, cat food, and Yonkey Island posters...
*picks up A3P and places in palm of her hand*
So when will you be turning back to normal size?
...
Ow! I guess now. :P
*eats a saycookie*
Yummy!
*spy returns to Asylum fleet*
'Psst, the password to pass the forcefield around Yonkey Isle is :suffer: .'
*spy returns spying*
8)
Tesss, do you know that that mate is moving a lot from here to there.
Could he be a SPY :o
* takes a closer look *
He's black, is a cat, has papers to board a ship and has a selfmade map of this isle whit text on it.
No, that can't be a spy. :raf:
*makes a mental note to never put Gilgamesh on watch*
Spies?! On my ship?! >:( Not to be tolerated! :P
*posts up wanted pictures of known spy on the ship and around Yonkey Town*
Y'aaaar!!! Death to spies! *swings his sword about randomly*
Quote from: tessspoon on April 03, 2007, 04:58:22 PM
*makes a mental note to never put Gilgamesh on watch*
* does more secretly that he normaly does * :sneaky:
[spoiler]while I act like not knowing who the spy is I'll be able to complete my secret plan :evil:
* follows the cat unseen while it moves back to the ship of Sir CC. and goes back to the pirateship*
[/spoiler]
I know where there is a verry bigg treasure. :scholar:
* point to a spot on the map *
Let's go get the treasure. ::)
Quote from: tessspoon on April 03, 2007, 04:58:22 PMSpies?! On my ship?! >:( Not to be tolerated! :P
*posts up wanted pictures of known spy on the ship and around Yonkey Town*
That would require you to know what that spy looked like.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 03, 2007, 04:35:50 PMHe's black, is a cat, has papers to board a ship and has a selfmade map of this isle whit text on it.
That most certainly isn't
my spy. That would be far too easy to spot. So be my guest, and put up wanted pictures of that character, not my spy's problem. :pokerface:
BTW, I'm not coming near Yonkey Island as long as you're there. However, while you're there, I will begin extending my roaming circle further inwards the TSL waters. It's a win-win situation for me! :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2007, 03:34:30 PM* follows the cat unseen while it moves back to the ship of Sir CC. and goes back to the pirateship*
There you are, my pet, I've been looking all over for you! And why are you wearing those clothes?
*black cat moves out of the clothes and hisses at them*
Oh, you
had to wear them.
You must've stayed behind on that island near the rim of the TSL region and boarded Tess's ship when they came to visit it after me, you poor thing. And I didn't notice you missing until it was far too late. ;]
Well, all that doesn't matter now anymore. I'm glad you found your way back and I promise I'll never leave you behind anymore
unless I forget it.
PS: L like this new size-thing. !!!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2007, 04:04:22 PM
Bye pacman
It's time for me to become first mate instead of the first mate.
Or I'll just act like I'm the first mate till pacman returns. :P
Anyway don't come back to soon pacman.
XD Well, you're (kinda) second mate, so that be your job to take Pac Sparrow's place till he returns. :P
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 04, 2007, 01:35:04 PM
Y'aaaar!!! Death to spies! *swings his sword about randomly*
Welcome aboard, matey! ;D *ducks sword*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2007, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 03, 2007, 04:58:22 PM
*makes a mental note to never put Gilgamesh on watch*
* does more secretly that he normaly does * :sneaky:
[spoiler]while I act like not knowing who the spy is I'll be able to complete my secret plan :evil:
* follows the cat unseen while it moves back to the ship of Sir CC. and goes back to the pirateship*
[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I have to pretend like you don't know what's going on cause otherwise it ruins the secret plan. :gossip:[/spoiler]
Quote from: copycat on April 04, 2007, 03:56:55 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 03, 2007, 04:58:22 PMSpies?! On my ship?! >:( Not to be tolerated! :P
*posts up wanted pictures of known spy on the ship and around Yonkey Town*
That would require you to know what that spy looked like.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 03, 2007, 04:35:50 PMHe's black, is a cat, has papers to board a ship and has a selfmade map of this isle whit text on it.
That most certainly isn't my spy. That would be far too easy to spot. So be my guest, and put up wanted pictures of that character, not my spy's problem. :pokerface:
A spy is still a spy and needs to be caught. Then I'll find out who sent him. :P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2007, 03:34:30 PM
I know where there is a verry bigg treasure. :scholar:
* point to a spot on the map *
Let's go get the treasure. ::)
As soon as I be finding a solution to our undeath pirate problem.
*ruffles through a bunch of very old papers in the local university library*
Aha! Found it. :D
*shuts books*
We can go now.
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2007, 04:27:47 PMA spy is still a spy and needs to be caught. Then I'll find out who sent him. :P
Maybe it's the undead! :o
Quote from: tessspoon on April 04, 2007, 04:27:47 PM*ruffles through a bunch of very old papers in the local university library*
Aha! Found it. :D
*shuts books*
*spots cap'n Tessy's fleet leaving Yonk Isle and sets sail towards it*
Time for some shore leave, mateys! ;)
*hears satisfied 'Arrrr'* :D
you konw that the one who brakes the code can change it. Lets set a trap on Yonkey isle..... ::)
Quote from: icarus on April 06, 2007, 06:12:21 AM
you konw that the one who brakes the code can change it. Lets set a trap on Yonkey isle..... ::)
Good idea!
*changes password before sailing off*
:suffer:
*sees undeath pirate ship approaching*
I've got you this time!!
*inserts special cannon balls into cannons and fires at ship*
*cannon balls hit and break apart, spraying a liquid all over the place*
*undeath pirate ship flees as it starts to disentigrate*
Arrr! The be more where that comes from!
Pumpkin juice... who whould have thought? ::)
Now... on to the treasure!!
lloks like me be returnin in the nick o time!! just in time for treasure!! but i be needin to earn this, so what need be done round here?
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 07, 2007, 10:10:20 PM
lloks like me be returnin in the nick o time!! just in time for treasure!! but i be needin to earn this, so what need be done round here?
Capt'n the ship needs a great cleaning. Since first mate Pacman is asking for work why don't you let him clean the ship whit a toothbrush? :P
Quote from: icarus on April 08, 2007, 03:23:07 AM
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 07, 2007, 10:10:20 PM
lloks like me be returnin in the nick o time!! just in time for treasure!! but i be needin to earn this, so what need be done round here?
Capt'n the ship needs a great cleaning. Since first mate Pacman is asking for work why don't you let him clean the ship whit a toothbrush? :P
That fight over there be needing to be broken up...
*casually waves at two pirates going at each other with their swords*
...the weekly duties need to be given out, and someone needs to catch that dang monkey!
Quote from: icarus on April 08, 2007, 03:23:07 AM
Quote from: Pacman928 on April 07, 2007, 10:10:20 PM
lloks like me be returnin in the nick o time!! just in time for treasure!! but i be needin to earn this, so what need be done round here?
Capt'n the ship needs a great cleaning. Since first mate Pacman is asking for work why don't you let him clean the ship whit a toothbrush? :P
Nahh, that's the kind of work for captured prisoners.
*looks in the brig*
Wait, we don't have any. :P
Looky what Ken, my dad, got me while he was in NYC :D:
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w231/tessspoon/piratepint.jpg)
.D
*breaks up fight then chases the monkey*
Quote from: tessspoon on April 09, 2007, 03:09:54 PM
Looky what Ken, my dad, got me while he was in NYC :D:
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w231/tessspoon/piratepint.jpg)
.D
Is that the Mickey logo thing to the right of the skull?
Yep - he got it from a Disney store.
Ahh ok. Cool.
Quote from: tessspoon on April 06, 2007, 07:58:06 AMGood idea!
*changes password before sailing off*
:suffer:
*sees undeath pirate ship approaching*
I've got you this time!!
*inserts special cannon balls into cannons and fires at ship*
*cannon balls hit and break apart, spraying a liquid all over the place*
*undeath pirate ship flees as it starts to disentigrate*
Arrr! The be more where that comes from!
Pumpkin juice... who whould have thought? ::)
Luckily my spy was standing close enough to Tess while she was changing the password and has already found a way to pass it onto me. :pleased:
By firing a pumpkin juice cannon ball at the undead ship, you have given them an unfair advantage! Pumpkin juice doesn't disintegrate their ship, it cloaks it! :o The supposed fleeing was just a diversion and by now they're probably laying an ambush right in your path. :-X
Quote from: copycat on April 14, 2007, 01:16:07 PM
By firing a pumpkin juice cannon ball at the undead ship, you have given them an unfair advantage! Pumpkin juice doesn't disintegrate their ship, it cloaks it! :o The supposed fleeing was just a diversion and by now they're probably laying an ambush right in your path. :-X
:!Oops:
By the sea! Guess ya shouldn't be trustin' everythin' ya read.
Quote from: copycat on April 14, 2007, 01:16:07 PM
Luckily my spy was standing close enough to Tess while she was changing the password and has already found a way to pass it onto me. :pleased:
Arrg, we
really need to be catchin' that spy. :pokerface:
[spoiler]But no matter, I left a little surprise just in case. :suffer:[/spoiler]
Quote from: tessspoon on April 14, 2007, 04:31:32 PMArrg, we really need to be catchin' that spy. :pokerface:
[spoiler]But no matter, I left a little surprise just in case. :suffer:[/spoiler]
All I'll say is that the sight of the spy is extremely common to you. :sneaky:
I'm pretty sure we can deal with any surprises
you left behind. It's surprises by the undead ship we're afraid of, especially now, until the pumpkin juice is washed off their ship at least. :pokerface:
* Sees how captain CC goes past the protection of the isle *
Well look who's comming here.
I hope Tesss won't find out the android that looks like me.
Well they will find the treasure that I've put on this isle, but the real one is hidden and only I know where it is.
* does evil laugh * :suffer:
*Sees how CC's ship gets to the shore and all the cats get off the ship and set camp on the isle *
Time to spy a little bit more on them. :sneaky:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 17, 2007, 01:47:54 PM*Sees how CC's ship gets to the shore and all the cats get off the ship and set camp on the isle *
Time to spy a little bit more on them. :sneaky:
*CC's pirates' pet cats start sniffing around the campsite, as cats do whenever they enter a new terrain, and smell an unknown scent coming their way from yonder direction. Of course they inform their owners, who inform captain CC himself. However, since CC's very own cat also smelled the scent, he already knows and sets out in that direction*
Well, well, who do we have here trying to spy on us? :evil:
*sees CC and the gaurdcats move to some other place than he is staying*
Oo, I left a fake person over there, well let's hope they won't get to close to it. :evil:
*hears a loud boom*
Well they founded the pit I digged.
That should give me some time to find more treasures on this isle.
* goes into the forrest *
At least I now know that the camo stuff I have works.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AM*sees CC and the gaurdcats move to some other place than he is staying*
Guardcats? There are no guardcats here, just a bunch of sturdy pirates with their pet cats. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AMOo, I left a fake person over there, well let's hope they won't get to close to it. :evil:
The cats are leading the way, since they can follow the smell best, and they have the best sight in these dark forests.
*one of the cats leading way suddenly stops dead in its tracks, as it notices a trip wire* *Everyone moves back as CC yanks a large branch from a nearby tree*
Right, let's see what this trip wire does, shall we?:pokerface:
/me thrusts the large branch forward, until it moves the trip wire
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AM*hears a loud boom*
Well they founded the pit I digged.
We did, but luckily we can now circumvent it and move onto our way. :pleased:
*the party nears the source of the smell*
What? A fake smelling Gilgamesh? I don't trust this one bit. *orders pirate crew to start patrolling the island*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AMThat should give me some time to find more treasures on this isle.
* goes into the forrest *
At least I now know that the camo stuff I have works.
Your time is limited. :scholar:
The cameo stuff only works on sight, the pet cats have other senses they can rely on to spot their target. You were just lucky you were downwind. However, as the patrolling parties are moving around, you will undoubtedly be upwind at a certain time, and you'll be caught. Therefore, I advise you to leave this isle asap.
*wakes up from a long nap*
Did I miss anythin'?
*notices android Gilgamesh*
[spoiler]*pretends it's real while waiting for the real Gilgamesh return and report from his spying mission*[/spoiler]
Hope it be good news. :P
*sends out several tiny, shoebox-sized flying priate ships in different directions to scout out the area*
*sends another one back toward Yonkey Island to discreetly survey the situation*
*posts extra pirates as lookouts in case the death priate ship gets too close*
*digs a hole in the middle of the forrest and finds a chest*
This must be it! ;D
*opens the chest*
Yes it's inside it.
*closes the chest and replaces the lock*
Only I can open it now. :sneaky:
Quote from: tessspoon on May 01, 2007, 10:43:34 PM*sends another one back toward Yonkey Island to discreetly survey the situation*
/me has changed the colour of the field located around Yonkey isle preventing ships to enter without knowing the proper password/-phrase to one that permits looking from the inside to the outside, but when being looked at from the outside, reflects everything. :pleased:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2007, 01:20:14 AM*digs a hole in the middle of the forrest and finds a chest*
This must be it! ;D
*opens the chest*
Yes it's inside it.
*closes the chest and replaces the lock*
Only I can open it now. :sneaky:
Do you think I care about anything that's found on Yonkey Isle? Like I said, I patrol the borders, your fleet stays on the inside. Yonkey Isle is located dead in the middle. And besides that, apart from patrolling the island since we found an android of you, we're on holiday.
For the record, there's no lock the locksmith in my fleet can't break. :pokerface:
Quote from: copycat on May 02, 2007, 04:02:39 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on May 01, 2007, 10:43:34 PM*sends another one back toward Yonkey Island to discreetly survey the situation*
/me has changed the colour of the field located around Yonkey isle preventing ships to enter without knowing the proper password/-phrase to one that permits looking from the inside to the outside, but when being looked at from the outside, reflects everything. :pleased:
Did the guv'nor of the isle approve that there change or did ya force him to accept it?
*sees one of the little pirate ships speedily returning*
*reads the subsequent report*
Aarrg! A little, poorly defended ship be sailing right by us soon.
*pushes button on the back of the mast to make the pirate ship fly*
*flies over to the enemy ship and attacks from above*
*A short but intense battle ensues*
Haha! We be the winners! And look!
*points in the ships hold*
We be (quasi) rich!! :D
* finds a cave *
There may be more treasure in here
*goes inside*
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:40:11 PMDid the guv'nor of the isle approve that there change or did ya force him to accept it?
The guv-nor of the Isle needs to listen to its current inhabitants or his position of guv'nor won't last long, so says the Cap'n of this mighty pirate fleet!
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:40:11 PM*sees one of the little pirate ships speedily returning*
*reads the subsequent report*
Aarrg! A little, poorly defended ship be sailing right by us soon.
Argh! That be not one of mine, since I'm still resting on Yonkey Isle. Is the cap'n sure it isn't his own scout ship returning? ::)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2007, 01:36:47 AM* finds a cave *
There may be more treasure in here
*goes inside*
*One of pirate CC's patrols suddenly finds footprints not belonging to one of the other fleet members and quickly alerts Pirate CC.* The footprints seem to lead to the entrance of a cave... /me decides it's getting much too dark to venture into unknown territory, so he sets up camp at the entrance, and orders a constant watch. We've got him cornered now! :pleased:
Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2007, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:40:11 PM*sees one of the little pirate ships speedily returning*
*reads the subsequent report*
Aarrg! A little, poorly defended ship be sailing right by us soon.
Is the cap'n sure it isn't his own scout ship returning? ::)
Of course I'm sure! It was a little non-pirate ship from some country or another. I be knowin' one would show up at some point. Whar be th' point of being pirates if there be no regular ships to attack?
Hehe! Ran the above paragraph through the PirateSpeak program we made in Java class one day. .D
Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2007, 03:51:29 PM
*One of pirate CC's patrols suddenly finds footprints not belonging to one of the other fleet members and quickly alerts Pirate CC.* The footprints seem to lead to the entrance of a cave... /me decides it's getting much too dark to venture into unknown territory, so he sets up camp at the entrance, and orders a constant watch. We've got him cornered now! :pleased:
* comes running as fast as he can out the cave passing all the cats that try to catch him while a angry dragonfamily comes out of the cave * :o
Well I can't fight those dragons yet.
*dragons start to attack CC's party*
*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2007, 02:44:00 AM* comes running as fast as he can out the cave passing all the cats that try to catch him while a angry dragonfamily comes out of the cave * :o
Well I can't fight those dragons yet.
*dragons start to attack CC's party*
Argh! I be thinking we had him fer sure now! :wall:
We never knew there were dragon's hiding out on Yonkey Isle. We're not equipped for battling such a beast at this time.
/me exclaims: Regroup and resupply at the ship!
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
Infidel! :stabs: :P
Quote from: tessspoon on May 08, 2007, 05:56:53 PMWhar be th' point of being pirates if there be no regular ships to attack?
Ar, that be true.
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM
*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
O' course, me lady. Any idea o' what you want t' do on me fine ship?
Quote from: copycat on May 15, 2007, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
Infidel! :stabs: :P
XD I thought your crew was composed entirely out of guardcats. ;P
Quote from: tessspoon on May 16, 2007, 05:53:21 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM
*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
O' course, me lady. Any idea o' what you want t' do on me fine ship?
Ooh, can I be in charge of a cannon please? :D
You mean cannon, unless you want to be ship's chaplain. XD
XD
Aye!
*puts Deloria in charge o' t' cannon*
T' regular cannonballs be over here, t' suffer cannonballs over thar, and t' whee bombs here.
*crawls out of the hold, as he felt asleep for a looong time...starts swabbing the deck* I guess I be ship janitor second class till I've had me some sea time!
Quote from: Petra Rocks on May 17, 2007, 09:20:32 AM
You mean cannon, unless you want to be ship's chaplain. XD
This is what happens when English becomes my second-best language. :wall: Thanks for pointing it out. :)
Quote from: tessspoon on May 17, 2007, 11:37:48 AM
XD
Aye!
*puts Deloria in charge o' t' cannon*
T' regular cannonballs be over here, t' suffer cannonballs over thar, and t' whee bombs here.
Thanks, Tess. :D
If English is your second-best tongue, milady's accomplishments in German must be great indeed. :P ;D
Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 12:41:57 AMXD I thought your crew was composed entirely out of guardcats. ;P
Excuse the me, but this is not the Asylum Thread, even though it's the Asylum Manager's fleet. The guardcats stay in the Asylum building at all times. On these ships I have me fine pirate mateys, with pet cats, but that's an entirely different setup. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 07:58:20 PMThis is what happens when English becomes my second-best language. :wall:
Sometimes I think Dutch/Flemish is my second-best language. ::)
Quote from: Petra Rocks on May 17, 2007, 09:15:11 PM
If English is your second-best tongue, milady's accomplishments in German must be great indeed. :P ;D
*decides to let you get away with that* ;P
;] You're too kind. But this is still coming from someone of whose vocabulary I've been envious for ages. :P
Quote from: copycat on May 18, 2007, 05:48:20 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 12:41:57 AMXD I thought your crew was composed entirely out of guardcats. ;P
Excuse the me, but this is not the Asylum Thread, even though it's the Asylum Manager's fleet. The guardcats stay in the Asylum building at all times. On these ships I have me fine pirate mateys, with pet cats, but that's an entirely different setup. 8)
Members of your crew can have cats on board? :o !!!
*asks Her Illustriousness, Queen Tess if she may have her cat on board too*
Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2007, 01:45:05 PMMembers of your crew can have cats on board? :o !!!
Aye, they can, and they do. The Asylum fleet has pet cat-friendly boats. 8)
Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
*asks Her Illustriousness, Queen Tess if she may have her cat on board too*
Aye! If it can help and catch rats.
Quote from: copycat on May 20, 2007, 03:49:50 PM
Aye, they can, and they do. The Asylum fleet has pet cat-friendly boats. 8)
are there also ships that allow dogs?
I mean the three-headed ones. :P
*considers switching crews but decides it's more beneficial to be on a ship that has suffer cannonballs :D*
Quote from: Deloria on May 21, 2007, 03:56:56 AM
*considers switching crews but decides it's more beneficial to be on a ship that has suffer cannonballs :D*
Knew those would come in handy someday. :P
But I'm afraid I must insist on something; I refuse to shoot them at CC. ;P
Quote from: Deloria on May 22, 2007, 02:47:57 PM
But I'm afraid I must insist on something; I refuse to shoot them at CC. ;P
That will most likely ne'er be a problem, as conflicts (o' that degree, anyways) have not yet arisen, and I have no plans that would result in creatin' them.
Howe'er, if such a conflict war t' arise, then I would have t' assign you temporarily t' somethin' else for the duration and have someone else take o'er .
Of course. :D I thank you. :)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 21, 2007, 12:40:38 AMare there also ships that allow dogs?
I mean the three-headed ones. :P
*checks fleet*
Nope, not here. ::)
Quote from: tessspoon on May 22, 2007, 04:56:45 PMThat will most likely ne'er be a problem, as conflicts (o' that degree, anyways) have not yet arisen, and I have no plans that would result in creatin' them.
Neither 'ave I. Howe'er, if (one of) your fleet comes lookin' for trouble, they'll be gettin' it. My fleet 'll ne'er take the first shot though.
Quote from: tessspoon on May 20, 2007, 04:42:38 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
*asks Her Illustriousness, Queen Tess if she may have her cat on board too*
Aye! If it can help and catch rats.
The anecdotal tales I have heard suggests the rats usually win that fight, but it depends on how big and mean the cat is, and how many there are. :P
EDIT
Quote from: copycat on May 31, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Neither 'ave I. Howe'er, if (one of) your fleet comes lookin' for trouble, they'll be gettin' it. My fleet 'll ne'er take the first shot though.
While a noble sentiment I generally agree with, I will be enough of a spoil-sport to point out piracy will not be very profitable under those restrictions. ;P
Quote from: Petra Rocks on June 02, 2007, 09:10:47 AMWhile a noble sentiment I generally agree with, I will be enough of a spoil-sport to point out piracy will not be very profitable under those restrictions. ;P
As I've already pointed out, my ships be takin' the borders of these seas, while y'er ships be takin' the inside. There's enough profit to be gained for your fleet, as there'll be enough sips that will be able to pass through the border, since my fleet is not big enough to cover
all of it
all the time (it being a big border). Howe'er, given the sipping in and out of these seas, my fleet will still making enough captures too. ;)
PS: With the number of pet cats on my ships, those pesky rats are no problem. ;D
* Leaves Yonkeyisle on a self made raft together whit his doggy *
Let's go to marshmellowisle! ;D
I'm hungry. :P
Quote from: copycat on June 03, 2007, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: Petra Rocks on June 02, 2007, 09:10:47 AMWhile a noble sentiment I generally agree with, I will be enough of a spoil-sport to point out piracy will not be very profitable under those restrictions. ;P
As I've already pointed out, my ships be takin' the borders of these seas, while y'er ships be takin' the inside. There's enough profit to be gained for your fleet, as there'll be enough sips that will be able to pass through the border, since my fleet is not big enough to cover all of it all the time (it being a big border). Howe'er, given the sipping in and out of these seas, my fleet will still making enough captures too. ;)
PS: With the number of pet cats on my ships, those pesky rats are no problem. ;D
Petra Rocks has his own fleet? :D *switches to his crew* ;P *makes arrangements for the Spanish armada (which is conveniently hers because she just decided that the Spanish Empire is now among her domains :suffer: ;P) and puts it under his command* :angel:
EDIT: Grammar. :wall:
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2007, 02:48:26 PM* Leaves Yonkeyisle on a self made raft together whit his doggy *
Finally some rest and quiet. *waves Gilgamesh goodbye and good riddance* :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2007, 12:59:04 PMPetra Rocks has his own fleet? :D *switches to his crew* ;P *makes arrangements for the Spanish armada (which is conveniently hers because she just decided that the Spanish Empire is now among her domains :suffer: ;P) and puts it under his command* :angel:
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By replying to my quote, he implied his allegiance to Tess's fleet. ::)
Sorry, I posted based on a misunderstanding, and thus caused one. I was not joining anything, nor starting a fleet, I thought CC was saying his ship would not fire on anything first, not Tess' vessel only. You could hardly be a pirate like that, it's a job that requires some aggression. ;P But nevermind me, I can be a spoilsport to any psuedo-historical gathering. XD
But I do truly appreciate the sentiment my Queene, and thank you very much. :D
XD It's quite all right. :) And you're very welcome of course. :P
*puts the Spanish armada under Tess' command* ;D
*gets on marshmellowisle and opens his treasurechest and finds:*
[spoiler]you guest it right (or wrong) a treasure map! :suffer: [/spoiler]
Whoot another searchparty for me only. ;D
Quote from: Petra Rocks on June 05, 2007, 08:14:57 PMI thought CC was saying his ship would not fire on anything first, not Tess' vessel only.
I most certainly was not. I'm not saying I won't fire on anyone of Tess's fleet vessels either, as long as they stay in their part of the seas, or are in neutral ports such as that of YonkeyIsle. But any merchant vessels I encounter whilst patrolling the borders are attacked and looted without remorse. :evil:
When did CC become so ruthless? :P
* starts his search and walks through te marshmellow forrest to the marshmellowcave and enters it *
I found it!! ;D
* comes out whit a treasure chest *
* takes the chest to the beach and sends a massage to tessspoon whit a little magical boat. *
Now I only have to wait.
I'll open it as soon as Tesss has arrived. ;)
Quote from: Deloria on June 17, 2007, 03:27:51 AMWhen did CC become so ruthless? :P
It's a pirate's job to be ruthless. And please note, I never said anything about the occupants of the vessels I loot. :pokerface:
Hey I wanna be a pirate too. ;D
*recruits ka fan007 as part of the crew*
Do ye accept the position?
*decides Gilgamesh has been off alone long enough*
*follows the little boat to his location*
*sees chest*
Good work, matey!
Now lets be opening it. :D
but what if it's pandora's box? ???
Quote from: tessspoon on June 17, 2007, 06:23:13 PM
*recruits ka fan007 as part of the crew*
Do ye accept the position?
Aye Aye captain tessy, I'm ready to set sail with your crew. :)
*opens the box and shows the crew a treasure which can't be bought whit any monney*
[spoiler]The best marsmellows made ever. XD
Let's eat!
* makes a campfire and roasts a marshmellow *[/spoiler]
*takes a marshmallow and roasts it*
Yum. :D
*notices something written on the back of Gilgamesh's map*
Avast! It be a recipe!
*studies it*
*sends some of the crew to get graham crackers and chocolate*
*follows recipe*
Very good. :D
I know it's not my place to say this, but I hope you made certain that that wasn't Jafar. ;P
Quote from: Deloria on June 19, 2007, 05:54:32 AMI know it's not my place to say this, but I hope you made certain that that wasn't Jafar. ;P
I don't think Jafar is someone's who's prone to hiding in a treasure chest. 8)
But shouldn't he want to be among the shiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies? :P
Jaraf stands over there
*point to a gaint marshmellow*
That's the biggest marshmellow on this isle so it has to be him. :P
* takes anothe marshmellow and puts it in the fire *
Quote from: Deloria on June 21, 2007, 11:37:55 AMBut shouldn't he want to be among the shiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies? :P
Since when are there shiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie marshmallows? :P
(mumbles with marshmallows in his mouth) well since when was there a chest containing marshmallows. :P
Quote from: Deloria on June 19, 2007, 05:54:32 AM
I know it's not my place to say this, but I hope you made certain that that wasn't Jafar. ;P
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 21, 2007, 11:40:52 AM
Jaraf stands over there
*point to a gaint marshmellow*
That's the biggest marshmellow on this isle so it has to be him. :P
* takes anothe marshmellow and puts it in the fire *
But that big marshmallow's not pink. None of them be.
*takes now empty chest and stuffs a suffer cannonball in it*
*reburies chest*
There be me hello to the next finders of the chest. None of the best marshmallows ever made for them. :suffer:
Quote from: kq fan007 on June 17, 2007, 04:01:32 PM
Hey I wanna be a pirate too. ;D
Ye look more like a flooring inspector. ;D
As for tha' shines...as fond as I am of treasure, I wouldn't live in a treasure chest. I'm a pirate, not a dragon. :P
Arr, that reminds me of the time I found the buried treasure of Flamebeard, Dragon Pirate of tha' skies. Only thing is, he was sittin' on it at the time, so what I had to do was...zzzzzzz
To which isle are we going now Tesss?
The isle of the bigg talking turtles and frogs or the isle of the coockies. :D
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2007, 09:30:23 AM
To which isle are we going now Tesss?
The isle of the bigg talking turtles and frogs or the isle of the coockies. :D
don't go to the isle of the cookies, coockiemonster lives there :o
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/koekiemonster.jpg)
To the isle of cookies! The cookiemonster doesn't scare me. :pleased:
We must be aware of one creature on the isle.
She's so terrible she could kill any crewmate in mere seconds.
Well that's what they say anyway.
So, be aware of "Chá"
Maybe we will see Say and cecas even. :D
I'm personally more afraid of the cookie monster. :((calls to the crew) Does anyone here watch sesame street and is highly knowledgable on cookie monsters?
It's been long ago sinse I watched sesame street. It's always on when I'm at work.
Maybe we need this hero:
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/supergrover.jpg)
here he's called super grover
Quote from: icarus on July 08, 2007, 07:30:25 AMIt's been long ago sinse I watched sesame street. It's always on when I'm at work.
Maybe we need this hero:
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/supergrover.jpg)
here he's called super grover
Wow, Sesame Street, that's like, pre-historic for me. XB
I doubt grover is a match for the fearsome cookie monster though. :pokerface: I taught him the basics but he soon grew beyond my abilities. :-\
Quote from: copycat on July 11, 2007, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: icarus on July 08, 2007, 07:30:25 AMIt's been long ago sinse I watched sesame street. It's always on when I'm at work.
Maybe we need this hero:
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/supergrover.jpg)
here he's called super grover
Wow, Sesame Street, that's like, pre-historic for me. XB
I doubt grover is a match for the fearsome cookie monster though. :pokerface: I taught him the basics but he soon grew beyond my abilities. :-\
Doubtless you were a most admirable mentor. :D
http://beej.us/pirates/index.html
For any looking for some documentaion of piracy. :)
Pirates are too important to be left to Disney. :(
Quote from: Deloria on July 12, 2007, 05:09:32 AMDoubtless you were a most admirable mentor. :D
I agree. :pokerface:
*blows dust off thread* :P
Tessy's new avatar looks pretty sweet! XD
XD Thanks
I was organizing my paint.net files (I have lots :P) and found the basic form from when I originally found the tutorial, so I just slipped in the the <3 TSL and presto! new avatar :D
w00t w00t! Love it! :D
Very Nice. :thumbsup:
*agrees that the avatar is nice*...but if the threads alive again, can we find out what happens when you reach the isle of cookies?
If they can get through the typhoon that just appeared first! :o
I do REALLY like the icon, but honestly prefer when you got a piratey one. ;)
She could pirate it up... by putting the <3 on a sail, and the TSL along the side of a ship! :D
XD I'll have to try that.
Yay, do it!
Love it, Tessy! Too funny!
Good one Tessy. :thumbsup:
Cool! And the :suffer: sail's pretty scary too. XD
Aaahh! Suffer sail!
...it is a nice avatar though :P :thumbsup:
Someone should really make that ship. In miniature. :D
Thanks! ;D
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on April 27, 2008, 11:06:01 AM
Someone should really make that ship. In miniature. :D
That's a picture of a real toy ship, so you'd just have to buy it and paint it XD