Here's an interesting game I saw on the RateMyTeachers forum which I'm hoping hasn't already been introduced:
You find a magical soda machine. You put anything you want in it. Then the next person tells them what they got back, which can be anything, and inserts something.
To start:
*inserts a dollar*
Edit: Oh, and the usual two post rule. :P
You get back a jar of mayonnaise
*inserts a poker chip*
No whammys, no whammys!.....Ooooooooh... It's a Whammy :(
*inserts a fried green tomato*
You get a empty dvd box.
*inserts an extremely rare penny*
*gets a fried green tomato* ewww!
*inserts a staple*
You get back a staple food.
*inserts a guitar pick*
You get a a cake in the shape of musical note.
*inserts class ring*
Out comes....the prom king!
*inserts a dead battery*
receives movie "Batteries Not Included"
inserts watch
receives 1 coupon for a free hour, no questions asked
*crams planet through coin slot*
You get a globe.
*inserts a calculator into the slot*
You get a nutrition label.
*inserts blanket*
you get a weddingdress
*inserts a job advertisement*
you get a rejection notice
*inserts a blue moose*
You get a red muffin.
*inserts rough draft of story*
you get a newspaper.
*inserts a fake mustage*
*you get a real mustache* :o
I think you should return that... :X *sticks the mustache back in the machine*
You get a toupee!
*inserts report card*
You get two A's, an A-, and one C+ for that subject that just didn't agree with you.
*inserts disk 1*
you reciep a virus
Oo that should be removed quickly
*inserts virus*
You receive a message saying "You have introduced a new virus. The magical soda machine will now explode in thirty seconds!" :o
Uh oh!
*quickly inserts anti-virus software*
You get a clean soda machine.
*inserts a fried egg*
you get a spoiled egg
* inserts a schoolbook *
I hope that was a good idea. :P
You get an episode of "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
*inserts a copy of KQ III*
You get a shopping list of magical ingredients.
*inserts a dragon's tooth*
You get fluffy
(ownership not included)
*inserts eastern bunny*
You get a western bunny. ;D
*inserts a severed finger*
You get your very own Wormtail.
*inserts a record*
you get a label
* inserts his lunch *
You get the empty wrappers back. Looks like the soda machine was hungery.:P
*inserts a stick of gum*
Get's back a chewed up wad.
Inserts a horse.
You get a bucket of oats.
*inserts a house*
you get a wheel of cheese
*inserts time*
You get an hourglass.
*inserts love*
you get a cheesy heart shaped valentine
*inserts a microscope*
you get you're science experiment
*inserts bagpipe*
You get a kilt
*inserts Connor MacLeod*
You get a smashed CD.
*inserts a wallpaper sample*
you get a badly decorated room
*inserts sailboat*
You get a pirate ship. :D
*inserts the jolly roger*
you get a jolly rancher!
*inserts pixie stix*
you get some pixie dust!
*inserts aardvark*
You get ants.
*inserts car keys*
You get an old junker. :P
*inserts lost poster for Reffus*
You get Reffus! yayayay he must have been hiding in there the whole time!
*inserts math teacher*
You get someone to berate for teaching you a worthless subject ::)
*inserts a can of Spam*
You get a Dennis. The less said about this, the better. :P
*inserts emotion*
You get a loong list over ever emotion possible. :P
*inserts Reffus* XD
you get nothing, wait an empty can of soda.
That guy must have took it while it came out.
*inserts empty soda can*
you get back a squashed piece of metal
*inserts duct tape*
You get duck tape :P
*inserts a can of green beans*
you get a plate whit coocked beans
*inserts a brain*
* hopes to get a rubber chicken *
you get... ...
...
...
a dutch prince :P
seemed like you wanted that more
*inserts a block of cheese*
You get nachos.
*inserts a pair of rainbows*
you get a rubber chicken
*inserts cement brick*
you get a concrete brick
*inserts fake money*
You get a bicycle!
*inserts ball-point pen*
You get a feather and pot of ink :P
*inserts dinner*
you get dessert
*inserts crayon*
You get a candle made up of smooshed together crayon bits.
*inserts self*
Edit: I mean ALL of self.....Get your minds from the gutter, people :suffer:
You get a quarter.
*inserts cell phone*
You get minutes! Spend them wisely.
*inserts hoop*
You get Hooper! :P
*inserts gallon of milk*
you get a cow
*inserts a picture*
You get a used roll of film.
*inserts a clown*
you get a ticket for the circus
inserts nasty boss
You get a new and better job! :D
*inserts chicken sandwich*
You get a turkey sandwich.
*inserts desk lamp*
You get a desk full of shredded newspapers.
*inserts a cat*
you get a dog
*inserts a tv*
you get the missing remote!
*inserts a coin* ::) ...what a silly idea...
You get a normal, run of the mill soda machine.
*inserts an ancient stone coin*
You get an ancient can of soda. Or maybe it's just a small clay pitcher filled with wine.
*inserts student ID*
You get an exam. :o
*inserts homework*
you get an F
*inserts button*
you get a repaired jacket
*inserts Alladins lamp*
You get the empty note fro KQII+ :P
*inserts bad news*
You get an incredibly bratty paperboy.
*inserts hand sanitizer*
you get a dirty hand
*inserts blue tooth*
You get a PDA.
*inserts a spatula*
You get 5 pounds of raw hamburger.
*inserts beard hair*
you get a hair-creatoin cream
*inserts some of his own DNA*
You get a twin!
*inserts sister*
you get a brother
*inserts shoppinglist*
( \/ Drapt. Now I have to pay \/ )
You get a grocery bill! :P
*inserts apple pie*
you get an empty pie tin
*inserts waffle iron*
You get a pancake. How does that work? :P
*inserts brother that came out of the soda machine*
You get a mutant from Space Quest V.
*inserts a pair of pants*
you get a pair of jeans
*inserts a DVD*
You get a DVD player!
*inserts spam*
You get Saline-ly Processed Altered-"Meat"! XP
*inserts ice cream*
You get ice cream cake.
*inserts sleepiness* :sleepy:
you get a bed
*inserts baseball*
You get a baseball field
*inserts passport*
You get a driver's license.
*inserts a thermometer*
You get a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
*inserts tissue*
ACHOOO! You get a cold.
*inserts rugby player*
you get a basebal player
*inserts an apple*
You get an apple pie. YUM!
*inserts the Rosetta Stone*
You get a rose.
*inserts favorite fantasy book of all time*
You get a famous sci-fi author.
*inserts :suffer:*
You get a spoiler! But you have too many items in your inventory. You lost the spoiler.
*Inserts spyware*
you get a spy
*inserts a car*
You get Daniel Craig
*inserts a toilet*
You get a bathtub.
*inserts a cow*
you get me :P (ain't gonna tell you how thats possible ::) _
inserts duck-tape
you get a duck
*inserts a rubber chicken*
You get a REAL Chicken.
*inserts a book*
-Lessa
You get a badly-made movie adaptation.
*inserts laptop*
you get a laptop with a broken multi-drive!
*inserts differential equations of monstrous proportions* (It just wouldn't count if they weren't of monstrous proportions. ;))
you get simplified differential equations of monstrous proportions
*inserts a dino-egg*
You get a chocolate egg!
*inserts a peep*
You get a sugar cube. :P
*inserts Dracula*
You get a stake.
*inserts glass*
You get a perfectly formed stained glass window.
*inserts a golden snitch*
You get a Firebolt!
*inserts a ROUS*
You get Prince Humperdink. ;)
*inserts lightbulb*
you get a energy saving lightbulb
*inserts fantasy event pictures*
You get a door to a fantasy dimension. :P
*inserts a portal*
You get a Scroll of Town Portal.
*inserts Scroll of Identify*
You get an ID card.
*inserts alarm clock*
you get a cock
*inserts savings-pig*
you get bacon
*inserts tissue*
You get crocodile tears.
*inserts a monkey's paw*
You get four wishes. (I love that episode of the Simpsons!)
*inserts spoiled egg*
You get Nightmare!
*inserts a poiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake*
you get Cedric :suffer:
*inserts caterpillar*
You get a butterfly! :D (Yeah I know. Predictable ::))
*inserts Little Red Riding Hood*
You get a wolf that has had stomach surgery.
*inserts a stick in the mud*
You get swamp ooze.
*inserts Cedric*
I don't want him; some else can have him. ::)
you get an other talking owl. :P
*inserts rotten tomato*
You get a fresh tomato.
*inserts a pineapple*
You get pineapple chunks.
*inserts fire*
You get a fire starter log. :P
*inserts IM chat log*
you get a humorous chat log... *wishes he had one to post*
*inserts a coupon for one free humorous chat*
we'll see what happens...
you get a invitation to a humorous chat.
*insets cool-aid*
You get poisoned.
*inserts a slice of watermelon*
You get watermelon-flavored lollipops.
*inserts Latin verb*
you get a translation
*inserts poison*
You get a snake.
*inserts a brain*
You get a human anatomy textbook.
*inserts a simolean*
You get a buck, a male deer.
*inserts a rotting banana peel*
you get a rotten banana peel [the soda machine didnt want it]
*inserts a paintbrush*
You get a room that needs to be painted! :(
*inserts trick question*
You get the wrong answer.
*inserts the color green*
You get Kermit the Frog's CD single, "It's Not So Easy Being Green."
*inserts floppy disk 2*
You get a true floppy disk.
*inserts puppy dog collar*
You get a completely shaved poodle.
*reinserts even more rotten banana peel*
you get even more rotten banana peel back [I don't think the machine likes them]
*inserts a paperclip*
You get a masterpiece made completely out of paper clips.
*inserts water bottle*
You get a Coke bottle.
*inserts calculator*
you get the result of your last test back
*inserts fake ticket*
You get kicked out of a movie theater.
*inserts a ripped lamp shade*
You get a ripped up couch to match.
*inserts laundry detergent*
You get your laundry washed and folded.
*inserts water bottle*
You get Tessy! :D (she already said water bottle a couple posts earlier :P)
*inserts toothpaste*
you get a floss wire
*inserts a pepper*
Quote from: Yonkey on April 18, 2007, 02:39:19 PM
You get Tessy! :D (she already said water bottle a couple posts earlier :P)
Yay! I came out of the soda machine! :D :P
You get a pepper shaker.
*inserts blade of grass*
You get an anthill.
*inserts ants*
You GET EQUIPPED WITH QUICK BOOMERANG.
...MESSAGE FROM DR.LIGHT!
Er, *inserts boot disk*
You get MS-DOS. XB
*inserts jar of pickles*
You get a cucumber.
*inserts toe nail clippings*
you get nail varnish/nail enamel
inserts pancake
you get a pizza (not the chooise what's on it)
*inserts correction fluid*
You get correction tape.
*inserts Greensleeves*
You get a green shirt, missing it's sleeves.
*inserts a ham bone*
You get green eggs and ham.
*inserts a big rubber ball*
You get a ball of rubber bands. :P
*cuts off lock of hair*
*inserts it*
you receipt the pot of gold from the leprechauns. (foolsgold)
*inserts his favorite toy animal*
You get Mr. Teddy. :o
*inserts shoelaces*
You get a soaked old boot (straight outta the sea)
*inserts a record player*
Quote from: Yonkey on April 19, 2007, 03:18:23 PM
You get Mr. Teddy. :o
:o XB
You get a state-of-the-art mp3 player
*inserts a record player*
I want one! ::)
no such luck sadly... you get a phonograph and a card that reads "Try again if not in the lead"
*inserts card*
you get to try again
*inserts biology book*
you get a frog and a lesson in frog biology.
*inserts fishing rod*
I do hope I catch something. :P
you get something fishy
*inserst pictures of the fantasy event I go to sunday ::) *
You get fond memories. (Hope you have fun icarus!)
*inserts star*
You get those glow-in-the-dark and stick-on-your-ceiling stars. :P
*inserts seaweed*
you get flowers
*inserts nasty brother*
(\/ less troubles whis a sister than whit a brother\/)
You get a nasty sister! XB
*inserts lemonade*
you get a sodapop
*inserts happymeal*
You get a little toy that went with it.
*inserts sunshine*
you get the movie "little miss sunshine"
*inserts applejuice*
you get a short circuit in the magic soda machine
*puts a mechanic into the magic soda machine*
You get a large repair bill.
*inserts a map*
You get the long-lost treasure of The Flying Dutchman.
*inserts gravity*
you get a Isaac Newton*
*inserts a vacuum*
you get a black hole
Whoa, that shouldn't be kept here.
*takes black hole away from tesss*
*inserts black hole*
you get various junk that was sucked into the black hole
*inserts contact lens*
You get new glasses.
*inserts Superman*
you get superwoman
*inserts a watch*
you get Father Time
*inserts sorbet*
You get peaches. Yummy!
*inserts one of the peaches*
You get strawberry jam.
*inserts scratched-up DVD*
you get a DVD repair set
*inserts You get a large repair bill ::) *
you get a small repair bill.
*inserts a cup*
You get a thimble.
*inserts smallest coin in the world*
You get a delicious dessert of your choosing.
*inserts sleepiness*
You get The Sandman.
*inserts a road construction sign from Pennsylvania* >:(
you get a sign saying de-tour this way. :P
*inserts dinobone*
You get a dinosaur! :P
*inserts watch*
You get Sylar from Heroes! :o
*inserts solar eclipse*
You get the moon. (Wherever will you store it?)
*inserts Gollum*
you get Smeagol
*inserts planning for a fantasy event*
You get a ticket to a fantasy event
*inserts cure for cancer*
You get fame and fortune!
*inserts doom*
You get a superhero to save the day!
*inserts tornado*
You get a ruby slipper
*Inserts a ticket to Wicked*
You get the Wicked Witch of the West! :o
*inserts a light bulb*
You get an idea.
*dumps Nerds(the candy) into the machine*
you get a pc and some glasses (now you'll be a nerd)
*inserts some uranium*
can't use it anymore. :P
You get back 10 times the amount in plutonium.
*inserts oxygen*
You get a balloon full of helium! Hilarity ensues. :P
*inserts the now empty balloon*
you get a ticket for a free balloontrip. :P
*inserts a steak*
You get a very angry bull. RUN AWAY!
*inserts an awards banquet in 1 hour*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2007, 11:03:11 AM
you get a pc and some glasses (now you'll be a nerd)
But...I'm already a nerd! :-\
Back to the machine:
You get nominated.
*inserts a British flag*
You get a scone. You know, I'm not even sure what that is... *goes and wikis*
*inserts Wikipedia*
You get TSL!!!!!!
u insert cedric ;D
You get a slap to the face by certain anti-Cedric parties...
*inserts exams*
You get a angry teacher (you better get those exams back)
*inserts a clown* :cesar:
You get Cat. :D
*inserts CC*
You get a forward. XB
*inserts pillow*
you get a rock
*inserts a lemon*
You get a bag of limes.
*makes limeade and inserts it*
You get a glass of Tang.
*inserts smoke*
you get smokesticks
*inserts foolsgold*
You get real gold.
*inserts real gold*
You get wooden nickels.
*inserts an entire spanish armada*
you get the east Indian company
*inserts all smilies*
you get a cartoon
*inserts coach purse*
You get a man purse. :P
*inserts photo frame*
You get a fabulous portrait.....of me. ;D
*inserts asparagus*
You get potatoes.
*inserts the North Star*
I hope it fits... :-\
You get a whole galaxy small enough to fit in a pocket.... XD
*inserts empty soda bottle*
you get a empty kool-aid
Drunkie how could you. XD
*inserts milk*
You get a bowl of cereal.
*inserts hole puncher*
You get paper circles! :P
*inserts a grapefruit*
You get grapefruit juice.
*inserts an electrical outlet*
You get shocked by the machine.
*inserts a toy lightsaber*
you get a real lightsaber (batteries and instructionbooklet not included)
*insert molten lava*
You get igneous rocks.
*inserts firefly*
You get a jar in which to hold the firefly which is now gone, inside the machine. :P
*inserts Yonkey Isle and presses A3*
*machine starts to shake horrible*
you get an autograph of yonkey on a A3 picture of him
*inserts sugar*
You get empty Pixie Stix.
*inserts a beer mug*
you get sugar! which I insert in hopes of a pixie stix *hasn't had a pixie stick in so long*
*inserts sugar*
*ERROR...SUGAR INSERTED MUCH TOO RECENTLEY....TO AVOID EXPLOSION, BRIBE MACHINE*
*inserts bribe* XD
you get a pile of 1.000.000 kg sugar
*inserts firefly*
(why does the same stuff keep getting inserted? :P)
You get a copy of Serenity on DVD (Great show and movie)
*inserts a bottle of ketchup*
(because)
You get mustard.
*inserts an oboe*
(anyone inserted one of those recently? ;P)
(because... people read it and its in their mind unconsciously? *shrugs*)
You get a music stand.
(Not in the previous 15 posts, which is how many I can see on the posting page :P)
Inserts explosion.
You get dynamite.
*inserts a raindrop*
You get a monsoon. :P
*inserts a tornado*
you get stick in the mud
inserts hands (blasted Eczemait's killing me. I can hardly move my hands/fingers)
you get robot limbs
*inserts mash-vat*
You get a card that says, "Huh?"
*inserts a wig*
You get scissors
*inserts window blinds*
You get a mess and a card that says, "Please, try again."
*inserts card*
You get a poster saying "Please, try again."
*inserts Everlasting Gobstopper*
You get Nerds
*inserts cheese dip*
Get get cheez in a can.
*inserts Ranch Doritos*
you don't get anything because I snatch the Ranch Doritos before you can insert them... *really wants some Ranch Doritos*
here, I'll insert my keys and you can have whatever comes out...
*thinks people are messing with the rules alot lately :P*
::) but I really wanted the Doritos... :P You still get whatever comes out next ;P
You get a brand new sports car.
*inserts sunglasses*
you get sunlotion
*inserts card that says, "Huh?"*
You get a thank you card
*Inserts mutant cow* :evil:
You get mutant milk.
*inserts Gleise 581 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6589157.stm)*
You get an alien. :o
*inserts laundry detergent*
you get clean laundry
*inserts a dictionary*
You get a ridiculously huge word which is actually just a bunch of Greek words slammed together in German like fashion: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. hmm... possibly with some Latin thrown in for good measure...
*inserts an M&M*
You get Skittles :P
*inserts webcam*
you get a magic mirror
*inserts stop sign* :stop:
You get a Dead End sign.
*inserts a river*
You get a "crossing the river" riddle.
*inserts answer to riddle*
you get the clue
*inserts galons of paint*
you get a freshly painted house
*inserts pink sharpie*
You get an orange highlighter.
*inerts sunflower*
You get seeds.
*inserts an entire baseball team*
You get a a bat signed by the team.
*inserts seven-league boots*
you get put in the list of players
*inserts a goat*
you get cheese
*inserts a chinchilla*
You get a Drunken Chinchilla. XD
*inserts a bowl of cereal*
You get a lifetime supply of Frosted Flakes.
*inserts camera memory card*
you get the pictures on high quality paper
*inserts a pillow*
you get feathers
*inserts parking permit*
You get a parking ticket. :-\
*inserts cup of boiling water*
OUCH. You get burned.
*inserts 'medicine' *
you get ill :dead:
*inserts carrots*
You get a rabbit. :P
*inserts a photograph*
You get a photographer.
*inserts shampoo*
You get dandruff. :-X
*inserts biohazardous materials*
You get a clean environment
*inserts lamp*
you get Cornelius
*inserts his last red coin*
You get a regular can of soda.
*inserts (well, crams in) a bag of flower*
Considering rivers and entire galaxies have gone in, flour probably doesn't take much cramming :suffer:
You get a birthday cake.
*inserts a plastic flamingo*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 08, 2007, 09:04:34 PM
Considering rivers and entire galaxies have gone in, flour probably doesn't take much cramming :suffer:
lol, exactly my thought.
You get Wanda from the tv show Wishbone.
*inserts lol*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 08, 2007, 09:04:34 PM
Considering rivers and entire galaxies have gone in, flour probably doesn't take much cramming :suffer:
Very true, very true. XD
Anyways... you get lollerskates!
*inserts rotflcopter*
You get a copter which doesn't fly cause the pilot has died laughing.
*inserts a rotting head*
you get a shrunken rotting head
*inserts agenda*
You get a deadline.
*inserts telephone*
you get a wrong number!
*inserts head (for safe keeping)*
You get a note that reads, "IOU One Brain".
*inserts tacos*
you get crisps
*inserts cartoon*
You get a cartoonist.
*inserts key to dorm room*
you get the deed to a collage
*inserts a pink Nintendo DS*
You get the Dainty Lady.
*inserts a football stadium*
you get the football cup
*inserts the black lotus*
You get an intriguing Chinese movie.
*inserts fastidiousness*
You get sloppy. :P
*inserts a squirrel*
You get an albino squirrel.
*inserts corndog*
you get a hotdog
*inserts empty rechargeable battery*
You get a picture of a lightning bolt.
*inserts Benjamin Franklin*
You get a fried ballistics gel Ben Franklin. :suffer:
*inserts Facebook*
you get soem cream for your face
*inserts a ghost*
You get ghost story
*inserts lip gloss*
you get balloons! XD
*inserts request for lab stuff*
You get a bunch of the wrong lab stuff. :-\
*inserts beef jerky*
You get a pig.
*inserts dictionary*
You get a thesaurus.
*inserts compost*
you get a garden
*inserts fish*
You get the Singing Ring the fish ate.
*inserts lemur*
You get a zoo.
*inserts Simon the Sorcerer*
you get Simon the Wizard ;D
*inserts a barbarian*
You get the Cow King from Diablo II.
*inserts cellphone*
you get a very expensive cell phone bill :P
*inserts chewed gum*
The machine yells at you, "Don't throw your garbage in here!"
*inserts a bag of walnuts*
you get a bag of peanuts
*inserts peppermint*
You get a mint leaf
*inserts golden egg*
You get a mint.
*inserts fire*
water sprays out of the machine
I think it doesn't like fire. :P
*inserts a rock*
You get a precious gemstone. :D
*inserts bed spring*
you get a bed knob
*inserts broomstick*
You get Angela Lansbury.
*inserts murder weapon*
you get a slip of paper that says "Mrs. Scarlet, in the Library with the wrench"
*inserts the number 47*
You get 42.
*inserts a penguin*
You get Ice and a lot of it!
Whoa an Ice-age is starting
* inserts a piece of paper *
You get a very wet piece of paper.
Looks like all the ice is melting. :P
*inserts court case*
Your case gets thrown out due to lack of evidence.
*inserts empty Pringles can*
you get a empty crisp bag
*inserts scissors*
you get rock
*inserts a train*
you get a toy train (batteries not included)
*inserts a pair of socks*
You get a sweater.
*inserts Pluto* (animated dog or not-planet or planet--you decide)
you get mickey, jupiter + a extreme small planet
*inserts theory of gravity*
You get the Law of Gravity.
*inserts champagne*
You get Christopher Walken.
*inserts the Death Star*
you get a moon
*inserts the supporters of two rival soccer teams*
You get bloodshed. :no:
*inserts smallest camera ever invented*
you get an even smaller camera
*inserts baked beans*
you get refried beans
*inserts ipod*
you get a walkman
*inserts his left sock*
You get a cookie. :D
*inserts a teabag*
you get a tea party
*inserts the meaning of life*
you get the meaning of death
*inserts first and last page of a book*
You get a confusing story. :P
*inserts a doorknob*
You get a letter !!!
*inserts an airbag*
You get a bag of groceries.
*inserts chocolate malt*
you get chocolat milk
*inserts cold tea*
/me watches as Icarus puts cold tea into the machine and air comes out
*inserts gold coin*
* looks closely to deloria while the machine gives her a prediction from M.M. *
*inserts nightshade*
You get Shades! 8)
*inserts lithium battery*
You get a TV remote....minus it's batteries.
*inserts a box of Hamburger Helper*
you get dinner, eww it's all mushy!(and a little stale!) :(
*inserts glow stick*
You get a string of lights.
*inserts note*
you get a reply
*inserts toiletpaper*
You get a low-flow toilet.
*inserts a keyboard*
You get a piano.
*inserts a red pepper*
you get "The hot chilly peppers"
*inserts last minute appointment*
You get to wait for the professor.
*inserts wait weight*
You get bulging muscles.
*pinches nose and inserts used diaper*
You get... oh GOD... what IS that???
*quickly stuffs it back in*
You get a clean diaper.
That's better. :P
*inserts head cold*
You get a decongestant.
*inserts cough syrup*
You get maple syrup. :P
*inserts chocolate bar*
You get a golden ticket! :D
*inserts Batman*
you get César Bittar :P
*inserts broken cooler*
you get a picnic
*inserts angry looking lion*
you get a angry looking liontamer
*inserts a mouse *
You get a horribly frightened elephant.
*inserts Barney the dinosaur*
you get baby-bop
*inserts mushroom*
You get an umbrella that looks an awful lot like a mushroom.
*inserts syntax*
you get a typewriter
*inserts a piece of silver lining*
You get a cloak.
*inserts peanut butter*
You get a celery stick.
*inserts one buffalo ranch dorito*
You get a bag of crunched buffalo ranch doritos
*insert ice cream cone*
you get a sunny day
*inserts firewall*
you get a FIRE!
*inserts water*
You get steam.
*inserts Yorkshire terrier*
You get a Scottish Terrier.
*inserts England*
you get Scotland
*inserts bicycle*
You get a Yorkshire rose belatedly. :P
*refuses to part with Albion and instead inserts Dalriada* ;D
You get Western Scotland and Northern Ireland...ooo and Gaelic. :P
*inserts water*
again water
* water exits the machine from all his sides *
wait it aint water it's kool-aid! ;D
*waits till the flow stops*
*inserts flamethrower*
Ew, someone mop up the floor, it's all sticky with Kool-Aid :P
You get a WWI trench.
*inserts raw hamburger meat*
You get hamburgers with tomato and lettuce.
*inserts ladybug*
*is glad he's no longer carrying procrastination*
*had the idea to stick him in the magical soda machine*
you get some change
*inserts a soda*
You get a snack.
*inserts a Tylenol*
Unfortunately for you, that backfires and you get a headache.
*inserts three week old sandwich*
You get a 3-minute old sandwich. :D
*inserts noodle pool toy*
You get mold.
*inserts toy!*
you get a book
*inserts eggs*
You get an omelet.
*inserts picture frame*
You get a picture!
*inserts a playing card*
You get a Pokemon. o_O
*inserts seatbelt*
you get a airbag
*inserts fountain*
You get youth.
*inserts Monopoly*
You get Life!
*inserts little blue peg person*
You get a little pink person.
*inserts dice*
You get a seven! :D
*inserts toothpaste*
you get plaque
[should've brushed your teeth instead of inserting the toothbrush]
*inserts paramecium*
You get a pericellular coat!
*inserts a polystyrene sphere*
You get a physics model.
*inserts twin daggers*
you get a sword
*inserts coffin*
you get a Magical Soda Machine that goes on holiday
now where should I insert the rabbit?
In the magical vending machine right next to the soda machine?
You get a carrot.
*inserts broccoli*
You get cauliflower.
*inserts pineapple*
You get a welcoming mat.
*inserts mail armor*
You get MALE armor, aka, a codpiece :suffer:
*inserts Davy Jones' heart*
You get POTC2.
*inserts desire to see movies!*
You get a movie store gift certificate.
*inserts lighthouse*
You get a boat crashing into the shore cause the lighthouse is gone.
*inserts medication*
you get a headage
*inserts dice*
You get a Yahtzee game.
*inserts maelstrom*
You got TaleSpin! :D
*inserts a jawbreaker*
you get a denture
*inserts black leopard*
Awww...You get a little black kitten.
*inserts the Phantom, from Phantom of the Opera*
You get a mask.
*inserts a fever*
you get a coughing magical vending machine
*inserts doctor*
You get the vending machine to stop coughing.
*inserts a shruken head*
You get a high-pitched voice.
*inserts air*
You get a tank of nitrogen and a tank of oxygen.
*inserts pretzel-warmer*
You get a pretzel.
*inserts popcorn*
You get corn on the cob.
*inserts a roman gladiator*
Recipis gladium.
*inserts Athenaze*
You get a page listing vocabulary.
*inserts beach ball*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 28, 2007, 02:29:43 PM
Awww...You get a little black kitten.
Finaly a spy for in the asylum! ;D
Go kitten spy on CC for me. :P
you get a beach
*inserts honey*
You get bees.
*inserts bears*
You get Goldilocks! :P
*inserts BBQ*
You get hot coals.
*inserts chicken bones*
You get a wishbone.
*inserts transistor*
you get energy
*inserts a teacup*
You get tea.
*inserts ice cube*
You get crushed ice.
*inserts thermometer*
You get burnt.
*inserts stomach acid*
You get heartburn.
*inserts piece of coral*
you get a fish
*inserts a werewolf*
You get a deformed Weasley brother.
*inserts chocolate cream pie*
You get an empty pie plate. I guess the machine was hungry.
*inserts green*
You get a golf ball.
*inserts slipper*
You get a derobed Cinderella. Ack, someone get her some clothes! :suffer:
*inserts spanish rice*
You get Spanish moss.
*inserts cat hair*
You get... Velcro.
>:( *wants him back* :P
*inserts chicken treat*
You get a kenturcky fried chicken
*inserts gunpowder*
You get wet gunpowder.
*inserts pebble*
You get a crab shaped rock.
*inserts a broken heart*
you get a surgeon
*inserts a paintbrush*
you get a deformed painting
*inserts angry cat*
*gets angry cat*
YAY! Velcro!
*inserts thanks and curiosity*
You get a copy of the Cats soundtrack.
*inserts a hockey game*
You get a hockey puck
*inserts sculpture*
you get a autographed picture of Cedric
*inserts life alert pendant* XB
You get an extra life.
*inserts speaker*
you get a sub-woofer
*inserts gluepot*
You get a spot of glue!
*inserts food*
You get plates and utensils.
*inserts jump drive*
You get a hard drive.
*inserts Pizza Hut box*
The box comes out whit a freshly made pizza.
Wait what's that! :o
O no, it's a pizza whit every ingredient possible on it! :suffer:
*inserts potato*
you get a Mr. Potato Head doll
*inserts puddle*
You get rain boots.
*inserts door handle*
You get a door!
*inserts translation stage*
You get a stage hand. :P
*inserts decimal point*
You get a .
*inserts a Camaro*
You get a Canyonero.
*inserts fledgeling*
You get a grown up bird.
*inserts hug*
You get a hug back.
*inserts a torn hamstring :( *
You get some pain relievers.
*inserts broadcast television*
you get a weather report
*inserts the sun*
And that whitout burning my hands! :o :P
You get the moon.
*inserts a comb*
You get saltwater not from the sea but from Valanice.
*inserts spellbook*
*cue creepy music* You get Manannan!
*inserts some mucous, hoping to cure his horrible cold*
you get a sun
You wanted it, you got it.
*inserts winegum*
You get a Tim-tam.
*inserts bottle of beer*
You get 999,998 bottles hanging on the wall.
*inserts another bottle*
you get 998,503 bottles on the wall...guess the machine can't count.
*inserts 998,503 bottles of beer*
You get the worst alcohol poisoning ever...but somehow survive.
*inserts pain*
(By the way, I got worse...body pain and a fever now..Cod sarnit)
You get Tylenol.
*inserts cod* :P
You get Doc.
*inserts modal phrase*
You get a dictionary.
*inserts a flat tire*
you get a repairbill
*inserts a comicbook*
You get super strength!
*inserts luck*
You get a box of Lucky Charms.
*inserts cough*
You get phlegm.
*inserts uisce* (seriously, this one Gaelic word keeps leaping into my head)
you get a dictionary
*inserts the English language*
You get American English
*inserts kitty smiley* :cat:
you get koko :D
*inserts the need to larp *
You get the need to play a harp! :P
*inserts juice*
the machine starts to shake and an orange pops out
* inserts moviescript *
You get "Transformers Redux: A Film More Closely Based On An 80's Cartoon"
*inserts Don Quixote*
You get a windmill.
*inserts refrigerator magnet*
You get a grocery list.
*inserts dragon*
you get the dragon back and an error massage.
I guess the machine doesn't like to get on fire
*inserts error message*
You get back a warning message about giving the machine back what it spits out.
*inserts a hydrogen atom*
You get a helium atom.
*inserts gravestone*
You get a eulogy.
*inserts rattlesnake*
You get a rattle.
*inserts a class*
You get an instance.
*inserts a vase*
You get a fear of porcelain. :suffer:
*inserts parrot*
You get it back, all stiff and unresponsive. But don't worry, it isn't dead--it's just pining for the fjords. :yes:
*inserts pun*
You get the pun police. :bob:
*inserts kitty* :cat:
You get Yum Yum :cat:
*inserts Clue game*
You get the Clue movie.
*inserts El Dorado*
You get a city of gold (weighs several tons :o)
*inserts a piece of silver*
you get a piece of jewelry
*inserts the deepest darkness*
You get pure evil.
I don't really like the sound of that. *quickly inserts it back in*
you get pure good
the pure good keeps telling you all the things you did bad.... not fun :'(
*inserst own made card*
The machine gives you a ready-made thank you note.
*inserts glue*
You get rubber. :P
*inserts paperclip*
You get a house. :D
*inserts a delete key*
you get all the missing parts
*inserts a wave*
You get back a note that says "Hi!"
*inserts dust*
You get a Cornish Pixie.
*inserts Ron Weasley*
You get Hermione asking where Ron is.
*inserts a hygrometer*
You get a chart of the humidity inside the machine.
*inserts swim meet*
You get a small, blow-up kiddy pool
*inserts sock*
You get a sock puppet.
*inserts debit card*
It eats your card but you get a dollar.
*inserts Colorado*
You get a Coloradan.
*inserts belly button ring*
You get you're parents saying "You won't get a belly button piercing"
*inserts salt*
You get pepper.
*inserts a mastadon*
You get a mastadon fossil.
*inserts pile of melted wax*
You get crayons!
*inserts gettting lost on the way home*
You get a compass.
*inserts a plum*
You get a prune.
*inserts macadamia nut*
You get a pistachio.
*inserts apple*
you get applejuice
*inserts mustard*
You get a mustard tree.
*inserts coconut*
You get Caramel Delights. (the Girl Scout cookies, containing coconut ;) )
*inserts a Girl Scout*
You get a girl scout uniform on a skeleton.
*inserts an exorcist*
You get a ghost.
*inserts milk bottle*
You get an Baby's Tears that look like something between a cabbage and an oyster.
*inserts salmonella*
You get... eww! eww... no.
*puts what you got back*
You get a ticket for returning toxic stuff.
*inserts white hole*
Not a black one but a white one.
You get all the stuff ever sucked into a black hole.
*inserts accordion*
you get music
inserts snot
You get a cold. (Wait, that's kind of backwards, isn't it? Oh well.)
*inserts the Chicken Dance*
You get an entire wedding party...who are throwing up repeatedly.
*inserts a croquet mallet*
You get a regular hammer.
*inserts banana picker*
You get a cherry picker.
*inserts wheelbarrow*
you get a wheel
*inserts a canopener*
You get a cat running toward you.
*inserts necktie*
You get an extravagant dinner to celebrate a little sister's 8th grade graduation, on Sunday. (Wow what a coincidence, me too! :P )
*inserts soiled napkins*
You get clean napkins.
*inserts laundry*
you get an iron
*inserts washing powder*
Can't what the clothing whitout that. :P
You get a washing machine.
*inserts onions*
You get tears.
*inserts water slide*
You get fun!
*inserts the Greek Optative*
You get Anicent Greece, entirely smushed into your living room!
*inserts expired medication*
It goes right through the machine and you get it back with a little note attached that says, "DO NOT WANT."
Well, that was odd... *inserts expired medication with a new note that says, "YOU KNOW YOU DO"*
You get the expired medication come pelting back out very fast at you.
*inserts another magical soda machine*
You get a rip in time and a black hole forms.
*quickly tosses a bomb into the soda machine and runs away before he's sucked into the black hole*
you get worldpeace
*inserts rip in time and black hole*
You get a confusing time travel / sci-fi movie.
*inserts post button*
You get the reply button.
*inserts sleep*
you get father time
*inserts biscuit*
You get a slice of cheese!
-Inserts Cedric-
You get owl feathers and a burp from the machine.
*inserts antacid*
You get an empty bottle.
*inserts gas pedal*
You get some gasoline and club soda mixed together.
*inserts self*
You get a trip through the insides of the machine... and a book deal for a tell-all documentary on the insides of the machine.
*inserts a principal part of a Greek verb*
You get...a greek verb.
*inserts Hermione's left butt cheek*
You get her left cheek.
*inserts Voldemort's wand*
you get harry's wand
*inserts bicycle*
You get Pee-Wee Herman
*inserts plumage*
You get a feather bed.
*inserts FIRE!*
A loud siren goes off and you get soaked by a sprinkler.
*inserts section of air duct*
you get some fresh air.
*inserts "the last crusade"*
You get the new Indiana Jones movie
"Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods"
(share please??)
*inserts harrison ford*
You get Han Solo.
*inserts blaster pistol*
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on July 07, 2007, 01:38:52 PM
(share please??)
Sure. ::)
You get a blaster rifle
*inserts shower cream*
You get ice cream.
*inserts cat*
You get an angry Koko >:(
*inserts ruler*
You get a king.
*inserts a question*
You get 10 different answers, none of them correct.
*inserts yorkipoo*
You get a Yorkshire rose. ;D
*inserts Mont Blanc*
You get a blank piece of paper. :P
*inserts rose*
you get a gun (fake one of course)
*inserts a train*
You get a thread.
*inserts chivalrous poetry* :smitten:
You get a knight in shining armor.
*inserts nightlight*
You get a Lite Brite.
*inserts the 80's*
Quote from: angel0fmus1c on July 09, 2007, 02:42:35 PM
You get a knight in shining armor.
Awesome! :D *marries* ::)
You get 8 zeroes. :P
*inserts speakers*
Quote from: Deloria on July 09, 2007, 03:35:52 PM
You get 8 zeroes. :P
XD
You get lecturers and lecterns.
*inserts a shoe*
An unpleasant odor fills the room. >.>
*inserts a half-empty can of soda*
You get a new perspective on life.
Inserts :P
You get a ;D.
*inserts :dead:*
You got a zombie...RUN!
*inserts a bucket of nacho cheese*
you get :D
*inserts a dark knight in shiny armor*
You get a Knight of the Garter. :D
*inserts waterbottle*
You get the Poland Spring......in the corner of your bedroom.
*inserts Monster Energy Drink*
You get pure caffeine.
*inserts Wikipedia*
you get an encyclopaedia
*Inserts defect card*
You get a return policy.
*inserts book*
You get the film based on the book.
*inserts the night*
you get day
*inserts the last ray of hope*
You get nothing. :evil:
*inserts PM*
You get Latin!
*inserts Greek test*
You get a scantron, only it's in Greek. :P
*inserts deathly hallows*
You get the movie. :o
*inserts electrical outlet*
You get shocked.
*inserts the spanish inquisition*
You get no expectations. :P
*inserts finally getting to subjunctive*
You get confused.
oh wait, maybe that's just me... ???
*inserts harry potter 7 party*
You get a harry potter costume.
*inserts cavity*
You get more chocolate....Bwahahahaha!
*inserts bbq chicken*
You get dinner!
*inserts breakfast*
you get lunch
*inserts fire-engine*
Your house catches on fire. Good thing you got that engine.
*inserts blood*
You get a vampire bite.
*backs away slowly*
*inserts a silver sickle*
You get a silver lining. XB
*inserts sunscreen*
You get a sunburn. Ouch!
*inserts old celtic poetry*
You're permantely stuck speaking Gaelic.
*inserts Sci Fi channel*
you get an alien
*inserts a muppet*
You get Kermit.
*inserts graphing calculator*
You get graphs. ::) :P
*inserts pancake*
You get syrup. Don't you wish you'd kept the pancakes? :P
*inserts left-overs*
You get cold pizza, as expected.
*inserts missing piece of a puzzle*
You get the rest of the puzzle, except the piece you just inserted.
*inserts black nail polish*
You get a full goth costume.
*inserts nervousness*
You get butterflies in your stomach.
*inserts peanut buttercup*
you get a jar filled whit peanuts
*inserts the "Magical Soda Machine" tread*
You get it back.
*inserts militia*
You get back some guns, swords, and uniforms.
*inserts Captain Kirk*
you get scotty ready to beam him back.
*inserts dolphindoll*
You get Flipper!
*inserts Jaws*
You get the classic Jaws theme music
*inserts betta fish*
you get sushi!
*inserts paper towel*
you get a paper artwork
*inserts a spoon*
Quote from: restamper on July 28, 2007, 09:15:00 PM
*inserts betta fish*
Quote from: Jacky_Faber on July 28, 2007, 09:16:01 PM
you get sushi!
:o :(
You get a lump of silver.
(That may be useful, if you have stocking... :P)
*inserts guitar*
you get a sweet melody!
*insert nail polish*
you get badly painted nails
*inserts 7th harry potter book*
OMG, you get an 8th! Better share!
*inserts sadness*
You get happiness. :D
*inserts acorn*
you get attacked by a hungrey, rabid squrriel!
*insert sunburn*
You get sunblock.
*inserts vodka*
You get a drunken magical soda machine.
*inserts coffee*
You get a sober magical soda machine.
*inserts umbrella*
you get rain
Then you shouldn't have done your umbrella in it
*inserts clouds*
You get a rainbow. Pretty!
*inserts pot of gold at the end of the rainbow*
You get fool's gold
*inserts a four-leaf clover*
You get a bowl of Lucky Charms!
*inserts Lucky Charms marshmallow*
You get Lucky. QUICK! Catch that leprechaun!
*inserts vague idea*
You get a brainstorm.
*inserts train of thought*
You get a collision between the train of thought and an unexpected mental block. :( Three passengers were seriously injured.
*inserts witty idea*
You get a sword as sharp as your wit.....Therefore, it's quite dull :P
*inserts lactose intolerance*
You get a gallon of milk.
*inserts sleep mask*
You get insomnia.
*inserts globe*
You get Atlas.
*inserts sewing needle*
You prick your finger and go into a deep sleep.
*inserts a sleeping Tessy*
you get an angry Tessy
Why did you wake her?
*inserts watermelon*
You get a honeydew melon.
*inserts ice cube tray*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on July 31, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
You get a sword as sharp as your wit.....Therefore, it's quite dull :P
Whaaaaaat! Ha ha XD
You get freezing temperatures.
*inserts crystal ball*
Just messin with ya, HCN :P
You get your future told...Things are looking good!
*inserts mosquito*
You get medicine for all the mosquito bites.
*inserts postcard*
You get a three week vacation to the Bahamas! :D
*inserts slingshot*
You get hit in the forehead! :wall:
*inserts lemonade*
You get lemons
*inserts smiley*
you get a cat
*inserts tiger*
You get Hobbes.
*inserts Mickey Mouse*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 31, 2007, 09:07:59 PM
you get an angry Tessy
XD
You get Goofy.
*inserts Netflix*
you get a huge bill :-\
*insert wet hair*
You get a blow dryer.
*inserts Lab visit*
you get a report of the lab visit
*inserts unknown substance*
You get a tricorder.
*inserts nebula*
You get a photo of the moon
*inserts glow sticks*
You get arrested for E posession, oh no!
*inserts razor clogged with beard hair*
You get... ewwwwwwwwww... no, just no. You get nothing. I'm throwing this out.
*throws it out... back into the machine*
You get :X
*inserts martial arts*
you get a wrestler
*inserts a dice*
You get a die. :P
*inserts carpet cleaner*
You get 20 year old stained carpet.
*inserts hotel sheets*
You get a bill from the cleaners.
*inserts Wha...?*
You get "t's up?!" :P
*inserts USB drive*
You get a USB port.
*inserts fish bowl*
you get nemo. now what are you gonna put him in?
*inserts headache*
You get Advil
*inserts a steak*
You get a coupon for a five star steakhouse.
*inserts curse words*
you get a sailor
*inserts poster of johnny depp*
You get a fish bowl which I put the poor gasping Nemo in.
*inserts shame that it took 4 posts to get the poor fishy in a fish bowl* :(
The machine speaks and says, "Bah, goldfish die everyday" :P
*inserts a dance*
You get the Macarena! OH NO!
*inserts the Chicken Dance*
You get... a ball?
*inserts goldfish-empathy chip* :P
you get a goldfish
*inserts a table*
You get a ping pong paddle.
*inserts military uniform from WWII*
You get a nice collector's value!
*inserts mullet*
you get a pair of scissors to cut off that terrible thing
*inserts red pen*
You get a magical quill to write with instead. :D
*inserts the letter 't'*
you get the letter 'U'
*inserts joystick*
you get a game over!!
*inserts magic bean*
you get a beanstalk!
*inserts climbing gear to climb beanstalk*
You get the magic harp! (Hope climbing wasn't too hard. I want a turn!)
*inserts the goose that lays the golden eggs*
You get an OGRE! (He's an ogre: he hasn't quite assimilated the differences between a chicken and a goose.) ;P
*inserts keyhole*
you get a key fitting in the just inserted keyhole
*inserts a marble*
You get a marble sack.
*inserts bottomless mug*
You get an endless supply of grog.
*inserts beer volcano*
you get a group of very happy frat boys
*inserts acoustic guitar*
You get a lousy unplugged album by a band who shouldn't be unplugged.
*inserts smelly socks*
you get a bad breath
*inserts computer chips*
You get TSL. :)
*inserts Kölsch (the dialect ;P)*
you get a germany tour guide!
*inserts the mad hatter*
You get high tea! Yippee!
*inserts gaseous attacks*
you get a gasmask
*inserts green person*
You get the Green Goblin!
*inserts Dr Octopus*
you get a very troubled mary jane
*inserts banana peel*
you get an apple peel
*inserts hotdog*
You get a baseball stadium. Where are you going to keep THAT? :P
*inserts Sam and Max*
You get a video game.
*inserts a console*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on August 14, 2007, 02:09:05 PM
You get a baseball stadium. Where are you going to keep THAT? :P
In my pocket of course. :P
you get the game for that console you really wanted to have and play once.
*inserts dinobone*
You get a live T-rex! Yipes!
*throws meat into the machine and runs*
You get potatoes.
*inserts empty soda can*
You get a card which reads, "This is not a TRASH CAN! :evil:" (yes, the card comes complete with the emoticon).
*inserts a book*
You get Mark Twain, aka, Samuel Clemens.
*inserts a ferry boat*
you get a ghostship including the ghosts.
*inserts a phantom*
You get an opera
*inserts a pack of sticky notes*
You get glue.
*inserts quesation*
You get the response you wanted.
*inserts his sunburn...ouch*
you get sunlotion
*inserts foam*
You get soap.
*inserts cotton candy*
You get all sticky.
*inserts Cracker Jack*
You get one of those little prizes.
*inserts day planner*
You get a full calendar.
*inserts spoiler*
You get :suffer:.
*inserts tennis ball*
You get a racket.
*inserts dinner*
You get dessert.
*inserts box*
You get box-ing gloves. ::)
*inserts elephantitis*
You get an elephant, of course :P
*inserts a Tennessee Walking Horse*
You get a horse with a broken leg. :o :(
*quickly inserts all the guns and munitions* You're just going to have to find a large animal vet! (The odds aren't good, but they are substantially improved by the fact that this horse is imaginary. ;D)
You get Rambo!
*inserts shampoo*
you get a haircut
*inserts a crown*
(thing to place on your head)
Oh boy, a backup to my other one! *keeps it*
*inserts glass Coke bottle*
You get an old-timey large animal vet to take care of that horse a few posts back.
*inserts horse tranquilizers*
You get a sleeping giant. Those must have been powerful! :P
*inserts shreds of cloth*
you get a seamstress
*inserts broken sleeping bag*
you get a sewing machine
*inserts the feather of king Graham's hat*
You get Yankee Doodle. :P
*inserts mustard*
you get a fake mustache
inserts a potato
You get this:
Sold and bought:
Potato salad--
Never brought.
*inserts invisible potato salad*
You get invisible spoiled mayo.
*inserts 10 jars of applesauce*
You get 10 very hungry babies.
*inserts babysitter*
You get a box collection of the best of The Babysitter's Club books.
*inserts Bill Nye the Science Guy*
You get Beakman's World. :o
*inserts quantum mechanics*
you get a book about quantum electrodynamics
*inserts a letter containing chicken pox*
You get chicken soup. :)
*inserts rhubarb*
Quote from: Yonkey on August 22, 2007, 12:31:43 PM
You get Yankee Doodle. :P
I always wanted to know what kind of bird that feather came from.
you get your doctors advice to eat more greens.
*inserts a bucket*
You get a flooding boat. Good thing you have a bucket! :P
*inserts frilly skirt*
You get a refund of $12.49.
*inserts laundry*
You get clean laundry and a note that says, "Don't try that again, bub."
*inserts laundry*
you get a ticking bomb
*inserts wire cutters*
You get the detonator of the bomb
*inserts icecreamcones*
You get a bowl of melted icecream.
*inserts paint.net*
You get a painting of a fishing net. :suffer:
*inserts a jawbone*
You get a jawbreaker. :P
*inserts television*
you get the lost remote
*inserts mobile phone*
You get the cellphone charger.
*inserts infrared laser*
you get a cheesy '80s spy movie
*inserts bond, james bond*
You get a martini, shaken, not stirred.
*inserts fight*
you get an policemen
Where's the fight? :bob:
*inserts the policemen*
There's the fight.
Well, clearly, you got a fight.
*inserts tear gas grenades* That ought to deal with that. ;P
you get a box of tissues
*inserts a weeping burglar*
You get a jail cell.
*inserts Monopoly*
you get bankrupt
*inserts eggs*
you get a lump of coal
inserts tiredness
You get an energy drink with a ton of sugar and caffeine.
*inserts a little glass thing that holds up a paper while you type*
you get a floppy paper
*inserts scissors*
You get paper.
*inserts a rock*
You get broken scissors.
*inserts scythe*
you get freshly cut grain.
*inserts lumb of dough*
You get scissors. (Hey, the stuff that goes in has to start coming out eventually :P)
*inserts hwk*
you get a bluebird
*inserts a teddy bear*
You get the Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise computer game. :P
*inserts mislabeled textbook*
You get a badly edited history book.
*inserts the number 8*
you get a scared number 6 (get it? cuz 7 8 9! :suffer:)
*inserts calculator*
you get the answer to your math question.
Excuse me, but you forgot to insert something :P So I'll do it for you then.
*inserts an old typewriter*
you get a beagle sitting on top of his dog house!
*inserts security blanket*
you get a fire in a can
*inserts grass*
You get dirt.
*inserts bug bites*
you get very, very itchy
*inserts lotion*
You get a slippery piece of the inside workings of the machine. That better go back in! :o
*inserts said slippery internal mechanism*
You get the machine working at a faster pace, due to lubrication.
*inserts 12 dollars*
You get a movie ticket! :D
*inserts pizza slice*
You get a pizza crust.
*inserts zombie head*
I have no idea why that popped into my head. :P
Great job, you get a zombie and start a zombie apocalypse....Way to end the world :P
*inserts Jigsaw*
you get a saw
*inserts the key of the magical soda machine*
You get the machine to open. :P
*inserts vacuum*
you get a pile of dirt.
*inserts math book*
You get: (x-3)(x+5)=4x
*inserts: "what is x?" * :sneaky:
5.
*inserts never doing that again ever (instead I have to go do infinite sums... due Wednesday... I'll do 'em later. :P)*
You get procrastination. :P
*inserts potted plant*
You get an entire garden.
*inserts piece of modern art*
You get a piece of Roman art.
*inserts a pair of swimshorts full of sand*
you get towel
*inserts TV*
You get nee
*inserts spam*
You get a spork.
*inserts Nostradomus*
you get a coach handbag
*inserts pie*
you get a cake
*inserts a crossbow*
You get a bag of crossbow bolts.
*inserts the Titanic*
You get an iceberg("Right ahead!")
*inserts a weiner dog*
You get a bun dog... *didn't know they had those*
*inserts puzzlement*
You get a jigsaw puzzle.
*inserts comic book*
You get Batman.
*inserts The Joker so he can get away*
You get the ridler.
inserts a cup of tea
you get a cup of coffee
*inserts carpet*
You get a magic carpet. Can I ride?
*inserts space bar*
You get a coupon for one free drink at the Space Bar.
*inserts giant squid*
You get Captain Nemo.
*inserts baby birds in a nest*
You get bird eggs in a nest. They're regressing! :P
*inserts Geoffrey Chaucer*
You get a jagged saucer. XD
*inserts ice cream cone*
You get spoiled dairy products.
*inserts broken glass ketchup bottles*
Quote from: tessspoon on September 07, 2007, 01:11:07 PM
You get a magic carpet. Can I ride?
Sure.
You get a net ketchup bottle
*inserts a chair*
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2007, 02:35:47 AM
Quote from: tessspoon on September 07, 2007, 01:11:07 PM
You get a magic carpet. Can I ride?
Sure.
:D :D
You get a walking, talking, short-tempered chair.
*inserts deflated football*
You get the Steelers mad. They want their ball fixed. You better run.
*inserts the Steelers so tessspoon can get away*
You get the city of Pittsburgh.
*inserts Mexico*
You get the Gulf of Mexico.
*inserts bag of corn nuts*
You get my bag of pretzels which I'll be opening tomorrow.
*inserts 12:30 am*
you get 12:30 pm
*inserts burglar alarm*
you get a very clumsy burgeler
*inserts handcuffs*
You get *item censored*
*inserts lepracaun with a nasty disposition*
You get a pot of gold. Unfortunately, it disappears after few minutes.
*inserts a pickle*
you get a can o' relish.
*inserts bar graph*
You get a pie chart.
*inserts bar of soap*
you get mouthwash
*inserts a golden hair*
You get Rapunzel.
*inserts a tower*
You get a Cesar with a Rapunzel costume.
*Inserts Neil with a Batman costume*
lol
You get Say with a Wonder Woman costume. :P
*inserts whip* :say:
You get :dan:
*Inserts pumpkin*
You get Michael Myers(the halloween movie one, not Austin Powers :P) on a rampage!
*runs and jumps into the machine*
You get lots of sad forumers wondering where PK went. :'(
*inserts lost forumer sign*
You get PK! :D
*inserts MoE* :P
you get Connor of Daventry
*inserts an axe, a sword and a bow*
You get a super warrior who can handle all three with supreme expertise.
*inserts a 10 pounds/4.5 kg of sugar*
you get a cup of koolaid
*inserts pillow*
you get a kiss. (nobody will understand this one/Dutch joke)
*inserts a golden coin*
You get a gold chocolate coin! ;D
*inserts blanket*
You get a quilt.
*inserts fish food*
You get Ben and Jerry's Phish Food (ooh man is it tastey)
*inserts cold pizza*
you get a refund
*inserts bleaching agent*
You get nice, white floors.
*inserts forest fire*
You get a visit from Smokey Bear. And he's crying. :(
*inserts Roommate from Hell*
You get a cream pie to throw at them. :P
*inserts hammer"
The machine plays "Can't Touch This"
*inserts ice*
You get bling. :P
*inserts FF8*
You get a GF
*inserts chewinggum*
You get a bill from the repairman who had to ungum up the machine.
*inserts brown rice*
You get white rice. :P
*inserts id card*
you get a fine for not having a id card anymore.
Bad machine
*inserts gas*
You get a gas mask.
*inserts small furrry mammal wrapped in black licorrice* :P
You get a scaly reptile wrapped in red licorice.
*inserts hourglass*
You get a sprig of Thyme!
*Inserts roadkill recipe*
You get a porch with a redneck sitting in a rocking chair holding a shotgun.
*inserts voodoo*
You get a suffer voodoo doll! :suffer:
*inserts a three dollar bill* :P
You get nothing because the nobody uses paper money anymore in the future. LOL
*Inserts a bit O' nuttin*
The machine sucks you in for not giving it anything. :suffer:
*inserts James Gandolfini*
The machine is selfish and decides to keep James ini, but at least has the decency to give you back Gandolf.
*inserts cliché*
you get a cliffhanger
*inserts a ticking package*
You get a clock.
*inserts a flamethrower*
You get a flaming zombie.
*puts it back*
you get a living skeleton
*inserts a goblin*
Ooh, I've never posted in this before... I miss all of the good stuff... XD
You get a bone
*inserts magic lamp found at a flea market*
You get the genie from Aladdin.
*inserts lottery ticket*
You get a gift certificate for 20 dollars off at St. Georges Books.
*inserts crocodile mask*
You get a crocodile wallet.
*inserts a chess piece*
You get PWNED!
*inserts laughter*
You get Seinfeld
*inserts Kingdom Hearts Spoilers*
You get a Kingdom Hearts walkthrough.
(inserts an atom*
You get a strand of DNA
*inserts Pirate treasure*
Arrr! *steals the pirate treasure and tosses a wooden nickel into the machine*
You get a pack of gum. XD
*inserts alligator tongue*
You get crocodile tears. :P
*inserts leftover meatloaf*
The machine is pleased and gives you fresh meatloaf in return.
*inserts native americans dancing around a campfire*
you get a revolution
*inserts angry revolutionist*
You get the American Revolution
*inserts history book with random graffiti spray-painted on the cover*
You get an angry George Washington.
*inserts arrow shaft*
You get Legolas.
*inserts Gimli*
you get a leaf shaped pin
*inserts lord of the rings*
You get a magic ring!
*inserts chemistry set*
You get an explosion!
*inserts rain check*
You get a wet checkmark. :P
*inserts pickles*
you get cucumbers
*inserts all those greens nobody wants to eat*
You get a bunch of yummy things everyone wants to eat. :P
*inserts DDR pad*
You get 283 arrows pointing in all different directions.
*inserts cemetary*
You get a tombstone.
*inserts "They're coming to get you, Barbara!" *
you get the newest scream movie whit Barbara in it.
*inserts a clown*
OOOO... I feel as though I haven't done this in a while... I wonder if I'll screw it up...
You get... a clown! Is that right? Uh... no... well...
*inserts a book*
You get a book....which pours real clowns out of it like a clown car! :suffer:
*inserts burnt baked potato*
You get sour creme brulee. XB
*inserts bruschetta*
You get a bottle of EVOO.
*inserts nail polish*
The machine feels a bit funny from fumes, and you get a car muffler, at random.
*inserts ancient mummy*
You get a curse.
*stupid machine... crams it back in >:(*
you get an angry magic soda machine.
*the magic soda machine eats hercrabbiness*
That those machines can do that.
You get an evil HCN twin!
*stuffs the letters H,C,and N into the machine in hopes of getting the original back*
Yay! We got HCN back!
But now she must battle the evil one...
*inserts a genie's lamp*
Great, I'm covered in Soda Machine Saliva AND I have an evil twin!
:stabs: evil twin!
Okay... genie's lamp was inserted, so you get back three wishes.
*inserts first wish*
You get....an undead evil HCN twin! :suffer: ;D
*inserts second wish*
You get.... a cage around the undeath HCN twin and a sign saying "evil undeath HCN twin only $5,- per time".
I knew a freakshow would come in handy some day. :P
*inserts third wish*
You get a large sum of money! Can I have some?
*inserts time*
You get an hourglass.
*inserts bucket of seaweed*
You get plate of laverbread.
*inserts the little strip of paper from a hershey's kiss*
Gets a fortune cookie with the little strip of paper from a hershey's kiss in it.
Inserts reggae.
You get Bob Marley.
-Inserts Shamoo-
You get a whale.
*inserts ankle bracelet*
You get a matching necklace.
*inserts Microsoft Office 2007*
You get Notepad. :P
*inserts handkerchief*
You get soda machine boogers...Gross.
*inserts holy water*
You get a cup of ordinary water.
*inserts beeping alarm clock*
Quote from: Delling on September 30, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
You get a large sum of money! Can I have some?
Sorry, no.
I can finaly buy the asylum whit this monney! :D
*Looks at the monney*
NO! It's not real monney. :'(
You get a beeping fire-alarm
*inserts the sound of the beeping fire-alarm*
You get a firetruck
*inserts paint*
You get Photoshop.
*inserts cough medicine*
You get a cold.
*inserts cotton ball*
You get a cotton tail.
*inserts rabbit's foot*
You get a cooked rabbit.
*inserts band-aid*
you get a kool-aid
*inserts an lion* :cat:
You get a mouse.
*inserts gold bar*
You get Scrooge McDuck.
*inserts baby elephant*
You get Dumbo.
*inserts Babar*
You get a herd of elephants.
*inserts homework*
You get an A.
*inserts bad influence*
You get good influence.
*inserts mathes*
You get pi.
Hmmm... *inserts pie* ::)
You get cake.
*inserts mint chocolate chip ice cream*
you get a half-melted ice cream cone :(
*inserts dvd*
you get a videoplayer
*inserts matches*
You get a burned down house. :(
*inserts Monkey Island theme song*
You get LeChuck.
*inserts root beer float*
You get a float (as in a float in a parade) in the shape of a root beer.
*inserts teeth*
You get dentures.
*inserts the question game*
You get the answer game. o_O
*inserts turkey*
you get dinner
*inserts his monney-pig*
You get a blue ribbon pig
*inserts the seeds of evil*
You get a tree of evil.
*inserts beetle*
You get a praying mantis.
*inserts telepathy*
You get telekinesis.
*inserts Mary Poppins*
you get an Umbrella
*inserts Rihanna's song, Umbrella*
You get rain.
*inserts TSL*
You get hundreds of clamoring fans. :P
*inserts rock paper scissors game*
you get the troll who lives under the bridge.
*inserts flowers*
You get bees.
*inserts honey*
You get a swarm of angry bees who want their honey back. :P
*inserts a piece of obsidian rock*
You get lava.
*inserts Care Bear*
You get a stuffed bear.
*inserts red pen*
You get a blue pen. :P
*inserts pumpkin pie*
You get empty pie tins. Guess the machine was hungry. :P
*inserts rocket launcher*
You get a countdown and a nifty explosion.
*inserts Finland*
You get a Finnish troll.
*inserts Wonderland*
you get allice
*inserts a model of a race-car*
You get a model race track.
*inserts cotton thread*
You get cotton candy... o_O
*inserts clothes hanger*
You get a tool kit for picking locks.
*inserts pack of wolves*
You get a bunch of wolf pelts. O.O
*inserts the 'j' key from a keyboard*
You get a note from that keyboard requesting its key back! >:(
:P
*inserts keyboard* It'll find it eventually! :P
You get music.
*inserts left handed can opener*
You get a can of Crystal Pepsi
*Inserts ebay page for Crystal Pepsi, which is probably flat by now*
you get a message saying "No refund"
*inserts a spoon full of sugar*
You get a hyper soda machine. :P
*inserts flying penguin*
You get a Dodo bird.
*inserts unicorn horn*
You get a healing potion.
*inserts eyes*
You get eyelashes.
*inserts floor tile*
You get a bathroom.
*inserts kitchen sink*
you get a mecanic
*inserts Finnish licorice*
you get a magical soda machine saying "nom nom nom"
*inserts 19 ablative case uses*
You get adverbials. :D
*inserts old cell phone*
You get a verry old phone
*inserts historybook*
You get The War by Ken Burns.
*inserts an old top hat*
You get an old rabbit.
*inserts the rabbit's family photo*
you get a photo album
*inserts strong coffee ;D*
You get a caffeine-high soda machine.
*inserts leaky boat*
You get river water pouring from the machine.
*inserts filthy Mets hat*
You get a laundromat.
*inserts ideas* :idea:
you get a sienceproject
*inserts vulcano*
You get the Hawaiian Islands.
*inserts pack of ramen noodles*
You get the Ultimate College Student Meal!
*inserts paper airplane*
You get a 747.
*inserts candied apple*
You get a fried candy bar.
*inserts computer chip*
You get a swarm of hungry computer bugs.
*inserts Raid*
You get a swarm of undead computer bugs.
*inserts Optics test tomorrow :'(*
you get a B+
*inserts flowers*
You get a garden.
*inserts celery sticks*
You get vegetable dip.
*inserts carrots*
You get a goat. You should hold onto that... since it wards off just about all forms of dangerous critters and villains.
*inserts Character Map*
You get a treasure map.
*inserts Pet Semetary 2*
(Congrats Tessy, your thread made 50 pages :) )
You get a vicious dog.
*inserts crystal*
(haha, it is. Thanks!)
you get a thief who steals the crystal.
I got a garden time to do something whit it. :P
*inserts broken garden equipment*
You get a weed grown, dying garden. :(
*inserts 53 slices of american cheese*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on October 29, 2007, 02:05:14 PM
You get a weed grown, dying garden. :(
That's pretty much what I was going to put till I realized I couldn't post yet. ::) :P
You get 26.5 grilled cheese sandwiches.
*inserts unsolvable math problem*
You get me... annoyed with homework.
*inserts a desire for some of those grilled cheese sandwiches*
You get some of the grilled cheese sandwiches, I ate some already :P
*inserts burning candle*
You get Lumiere, scolding you for trading him for soda.
*inserts Van Gogh's ear*
You get a notice informing you that dismembered hands go in the other magical soda machine.
*inserts a cookie*
You get a brownie.
*inserts long leather coat*
You get Neo from The Matrix. :P
*inserts calculator*
You get some paper and a pencil.
*inserts velvet*
You get thirty yards of thread.
*inserts depression* :D
you get rain.
*inserts order for garden equipment*
You get... nope, still raining. :P
*inserts umbrella*
You get Rihanna! :D :P
*inserts Kit Kat bar*
You get a Reese's ;D Yay candy!!
*inserts halloween costume*
you get a zombie
* inserts pumpkins *
You get Anastasia. :D
*inserts third declension* :P
You get temporum.
*inserts dirty head of hair*
You get 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner. :P
*inserts cologne*
You get perfume.
*inserts Hellgate: London*
You get...I dunno, but I want to play that game! :suffer:
*inserts miracle whip*
You get zzzzzzzip!
*inserts organic produce*
You get an expensive grocery bill. :P
*inserts gasoline*
you get fuel for your car
* inserts a plow *
You get a 20 foot pile of dirty snow.
*inserts pants made of....cheese?!*
You get copies of A Grand Day Out and The Wrong Trousers :P
*inserts website link*
You get an error message. ::)
*inserts 11515 PMs* :P
You get a Magic Soda Machine Blue Screen of Death. XB
*inserts bottle of wine*
you get a bottle of kool-aid
*inserts bicycle*
You get a unicycle.
*inserts circus tent*
You get 5 clowns, 4 lions, 3 jugglers, 2 tightrope walkers, and 1 elephant.
*inserts sniper rifle*
you get a bow and a arrow
*inserts the last samurai*
You get a gladius. :D
*inserts Gtalk*
You get Gmail! :P
*inserts raincloud*
You get a flash flood watch.
*inserts angry monkey*
you get a isle of monkeys
And we call it monkey isle.
*inserts a gambler*
You get him back, only now he's broke and in huge debt. The machine must have been too much for him. :P
*inserts Edgar Allen Poe*
You get cynicism and depression. ::)
*inserts aristocrat* :D
You get The Aristocats, the Disney movie.
*inserts Sherlock Holmes*
You get Watson.
*inserts a snowman*
You get a puddle of melted snow and a :suffer: ::)
*inserts gold*
You get Flinthart Glomgold from Ducktales.
*inserts a castle wall*
you get an angry king Graham searching for the castle wall
*inserts a fortune cookie.*
You get Mike Fortunato! :D
*inserts peanut butter*
You get a crushed-looking Peter Pan. ::)
*inserts ooblick* :P
You get Bartholomew Cubbins.
*inserts Klu Klux Klam* (No its not a mispelling)
You get the flu, flux and a flan (from final fantasy).
I'll do something crazy this time. :P
* inserts a empty pokéball *
Let's see what happens.
Will I get a pet or not?
You get back a slip of paper that reads, "FAIL." :P
*inserts LOL*
You get a basket full of XD's.
*inserts sonnet*
You get a poet.
*inserts Beowulf's sword*
You get a chunk of Grendel.
*inserts poem*
You get William Shakespeare.
*inserts spider venom*
You get Death....This isn't a comic book :suffer:
*inserts Will Smith*
you get the DVD Hitch :)
*Inserts Video Rental Store*
You get the Foreign Films section.
*inserts ø *
You get î
*inserts W*
you get M
* inserts noodles *
You get pasta
* inserts Italian Chef *
You get your favorite italian meal.
*inserts Ratatouille* (Man, Pixar sure rarely disappoints by the way, I can't believe I didn't see this movie in the theater!)
You get Remy. :D (My sister was so excited I got her that for her birthday)
*inserts chunk of iron ore*
you get a slab of copper
*inserts a blue 2nd gen iPod w/191 songs on it*
You get it back blended by a blendtech blender.
Try to sell it on Ebay. XD
*inserts an old blender*
I want to have one of those blentech blenders :P
You get blender dust... don't breathe this! :P
*inserts Christmas tree*
You get a Yule Log
*inserts day-old turkey*
You get a turkey, stuffing, gravy, and mashed potatoes casserole. (My mom makes this with the left overs, I LOVE it)
*inserts dirty gravy boat*
you get compost
*inserts stones*
you get a mineral museum
*inserts curator*
You get an artifact.
*inserts Indiana Jones*
You get the Temple of Doom. :P
*inserts grilled cheese sandwich*
You get 20 middle school kids ready to start a food fight. Duck!
*grabs nearest kid and inserts*
you get arested for attacking a child.
*Inserts a pillow*
You get fatigue. ;P Lucky you. :P
*inserts insomnia*
You get circles under your eyes.
*inserts Walmart*
you get low prices
*inserts low wages*
you get a low raise. :D
* inserts barrel of wine *
You get a barrel of monkeys! :D
*inserts spoon*
You get a spoonful of sugar.
*inserts an old well*
You get a magic wishing well :D
*inserts alien movie trilogy*
You get your very own baby alien growing in your stomach. Aww! :sweetheart:
*inserts Satan*
You get satin.
*inserts double cones*
Quote from: hercrabbiness on December 07, 2007, 06:45:11 PM
You get your very own baby alien growing in your stomach. Aww! :sweetheart:
Oddly enough, that makes me want to play Sims 2. :P
You get the equation (z^2)/(c^2)==(x^2+y^2)/(a^2).
*inserts grandma's house*
You get the bridge that you go over to get there.
*inserts flaming wreckage of a pirate ship*
you get a ghostship including real ghosts.
* inserts a myth *
You get a legend.
*inserts Mr. Potato Head*
You get his missing nose.
*inserts snowdrop*
You get a gumdrop.
*inserts ice cream cone*
...and out plops the ice cream to go on top of the cone.
*inserts 12,000 pound gorilla*
You get the giant gorilla heart you need for your quest. :P
*inserts magnet*
you get the lost coins.
* inserts a old fire-engine *
You get an old dalmatian.
*inserts Mr. T*
You get ice tea. :P
*inserts chicken*
you get a cow
* inserts a newspaper *
you get news!
*inserts newscaster*
You get a bad hairpiece.
*inserts Lock, Stock, and Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas*
you get the Teletubbies Oo
*inserts a black lotus in a vase*
You get an empty vase :(
*inserts Buddha statue*
You get a lifetime of good luck.
*inserts jelly bean*
You get a jar of Every Flavor Beans.
*inserts wet noodles*
You get wet. :P
*inserts chocolates*
You get a pound of cocoa beans.
*inserts jade trinket*
You get a ruby ring.
*inserts ferret*
you get a chinchilla!! ;D
*inserts huge chinchilla cage*
You get a castle. :D (...an invisible one floating in the sky, that is. :yes:)
*inserts Übermensch* :P
EDIT: Sorry, I just realised what I'd written might be misinterpreted. :-[ I meant Nietzsche's version of the Übermensch. :P
Quote from: Deloria on December 14, 2007, 11:36:08 AM
You get a castle. :D (...an invisible one floating in the sky, that is. :yes:)
XD nuklearpower-ref ;D
Actually, hardly anyone in the English speaking world knows what that means AFAIK. :P
Quote from: Petra Rocks on December 14, 2007, 02:24:21 PM
Actually, hardly anyone in the English speaking world knows what that means AFAIK. :P
I'm not happy with the translations of Superman or Overman. :P But for anyone who's interested:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubermensch
You get pure and utter confusion :P
*inserts 3D glasses*
you get a pair of broken glasses
*inserts double-sided tape*
You get a sticky ball of wadded tape.
*inserts programming error*
you get a computer-crash
*inserts a chainsaw*
You get Leatherface.
*inserts hatchet*
You get the book The Hatchet (the one that EVERYONE read as a book report in 4th grade).
*inserts bread, apples, and very small rocks*
You get toast with apple jam, and some very small, bright pink rocks
*inserts small pink rocks*
You get small blue rocks?
*inserts cold rooms*
You get a heater.
*inserts Oreo cookies*
You get Cookies & Cream ice cream.
*inserts classified information*
You get unclassified information
*inserts a wishingwell*
You get a lot of wishes.
*inserts Old Irish Grammar*
You get an Old English dictionary.
*inserts broken back*
You get a new spine from the ghoul kids' treehouse :P
*inserts mini gumball machine*
You get Tom Servo, from MST3K! !!!
*inserts bad movie*
You get The English Patient :P
*inserts viking ship*
You get a bunch of angry vikings!!!
*Inserts viking hat*
You get a whole viking costume
*inserts bottle of goo-gone*
You made the insides of the machine disappear! Now it needs a repair man!
*inserts magical soda machine repair man*
you get the repairbill
*inserts oil*
you pound on machine, hear repair man grumble (he's still in there?) and get a drop of used oil. :-\
*inserts complaint letter*
You get a check in compensation, but still not a fixed machine.
*inserts magical soda machine repair man from a different company*
You get a regular soda machine. ::)
*inserts coupon*
You get 10 cents off past date orange juice.
*inserts cookie recipe*
You get cookie crumbs and a happy machine.
*inserts Christmas tree*
you get an ornament
*inserts book of Christmas songs*
You get Adeste Fildeles
*inserts PMs* :D
You get the PM limit. :(
*inserts dinner*
You get fettucini alfredo.
*inserts the Demon Barber*
You get a devil barber
*inserts 2 dragon wings, a tail of a lizard and a spoon full of fairydust*
You get a very strange new breed of dragon; one that randomly emits sparks that cause things to fly (if they think happy thoughts). One such dragon that lets its tail fall off when it's scared. One dragon to rule them all. But for now we shall call it a Drizardry. ... You get a Drizardry!
*inserts silliness* :P
You get zanyness. :sneaky:
*inserts Mrs. Lovett*
You get Mrs. Lovette. ::) Whoever that may be. :P
*inserts erminois*
The machine unscrambles the anagram and you get back a mini rose.
*inserts nursery rhyme*
You get Mary's little lamb. :P
*inserts shovel*
Quote from: hercrabbiness on December 29, 2007, 03:48:36 AM
The machine unscrambles the anagram and you get back a mini rose.
XD XD XD
You get Yorick's skull :P
*inserts rest of Yorick's skeleton*
(Obviously no one's familiar with Sweeney Todd considering my last two insertions into the machine :P)
You get the skull of Murray. :suffer:
*inserts hair growth elixir*
Ironically, you get back a bald man.
*inserts poor grammar*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on December 29, 2007, 03:40:11 PM
You get the skull of Murray. :suffer:
Yay!!!! :D
You get pulled over by the grammar police.
*inserts mango*
You get watermelon.
*inserts Igor*
You get Iago. :P
*inserts scratched record*
you get a scratched CD
*inserter 2007*
You get 2008! :D
*inserts talking hot chili pepper*
You get Flea.
*inserts bass guitar*
you get a Viola
*inserts flat tire*
You get my condolences. :( *got a flat tire on his car during summer courses*
*inserts ceol Gaeilge*
You get a ???
Inserts Easter egg.
You get an Easter bunny. :P
*inserts calculator*
You get the + button.
*inserts Alcatraz*
You get a famous escape.
*inserts fire*
You get some matches.
*finds some infamy on the ground which she then inserts*
*can't resist* The machine cracks it open and out pops December 7, 1941.
*inserts forum game rules* :o
If you are looking for Pearl Harbor you got the 4 and the 1 backwards. :P
You forgot to insert something.
*inserts Petra* XD
You get a pile of rocks. :P
*inserts Yonkey*
you get mr. teddy
*inserts a hot air balloon*
You get a very loud noise.
*inserts universe*
You get a black hole.
*inserts a penguin*
You get a very successfull documentary. :P
*inserts empty pizza box*
You get a 12 inch pepperoni.
*inserts Isle of Wonder*
You get the isle of the beast
*inserts minitar*
you get the genie
*inserst invitation for a new years reception*
You get a response stating that I cannot attend.
*inserts declensions*
You get declarations.
*inserts phone booth*
You get Superman! :D ;P
*inserts credit card bill*
You get cash to pay it off. :D
*inserts sextuplets*
You get a laundry machine and a dryer.
*inserts CSI*
You get a detective
*inserts Sherlock Homes*
You get a grey-green-yellow Tartan.
*inserts <3*
you get a hug from the soda machine :stars:
*inserts a working week planning of 80 hours (yes that's what I'm supposed to do this week)*
You get registering for 10 hrs of research ??? :o
*inserts ???*
You get mass confusion. ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
*inserts life*
You get "C'est la vie."
*inserts experiment*
You get a null hypothesis.
*inserts hairbrush*
You get a wad of hair.
*inserts disappointment*
You get sadness.
*inserts badgers*
You get them back, but now bright red.
*inserts unknown object*
You get the Unknown Soldier.
*inserts tombstone*
you get an undead zombie :o
*inserts illegally copied music*
you get a court order, for having illegal music.
You can better have a lawyer now.
*inserts lawyer*
You get a judge's powdered wig.
*inserts wig lice*
You get shears. :P
*inserts Dada*
You get Mama. XB
*inserts quill*
You get an expensive, fancy ball-point pen.
*inserts ancient artifact*
You get Indiana Jones.
*inserts court jester*
You get :cesar:
*inserts rockstar*
You get a pebble and a star. :yes:
*inserts white rose*
You get a beautiful painting of said rose.
*inserts firefox*
I know you wanted internet explorer from microsoft, but...
you get a firewall.
*inserts the birthdaypie*
You get a birthday cake.
*inserts used birthday candles*
You get a singing birthday candle.
*inserts Australia*
You get Hawaii!!
*inserts coconut*
You get a coconut carrying swallow. ::)
*inserts length of rope*
Quote from: tessspoon on January 19, 2008, 08:29:01 AM
You get a coconut carrying swallow. ::)
XD XD
You get a rope ladder.
*inserts lute*
You get a flute.
*inserts 3 chapters of reading*
You get sleepy. :P
*inserts winter coat*
you get snow.
*inserts the boogyman*
You get Rosella's screams.
*inserts biochemistry notebook*
You get an A :D
*inserts nuts and bolts*
You get a wrench.
*inserts penguin*
You get a tuxedo.
*inserts New York Giants*
you get a signed ball.
*Inserst a toothbrush*
You get toothpaste.
*borrows and inserts Fannatic-status* :P
You get crazy obsessed stalker-forum status.
*inserts torn socks*
you get a messages saying insert the left foot socks also.
*inserts beerbottles*
party is over so the bottles go back.
You get 10 cents!
*inserts parking ticket*
You get a speeding ticket.
*inserts steam engine*
you get a lot of coal.
*inserts a fireplace*
you get ash
*inserts adventure cap*
You get Graham.
*inserts cracker*
You get saltines.
*inserts Chips Ahoy*
You get that talking cookie.
*inserts bridge*
You get the refrain of a song.
*inserts guitar frets*
You get fretting over lack of violin.
*inserts psychology homework*
You get a psychology degree.
*inserts bombed car*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on January 22, 2008, 07:24:36 PM
*inserts torn socks*
Would you stop sending me those!? :P
You get a bomb that failed to go off and therefore... A FREE CAR!!!!!
*inserts stuff*
You get your stuff back. Apparently the machine didn't want it.
*inserts corrupted backup file* (grrrrr, stupid file)
you get a virus.
*inserts a spider*
You get an Alpha Romeo Spider. :D ::)
*inserts aquamarine*
You get a mermaid.
*inserts sore feet*
You get soothing foot-cream.
*inserts shiny new wireless mouse* :D
you get an optical mouse.
*inserts the end of a story* :P
You get the beginning. :D
*inserts 1000 lines* :D
You get a sight translation from the Intensive Greek II class that I took.
*inserts Greek syntax*
You get some ouzo and a passing cop arrests you for possession of alcohol. :suffer:
*inserts a mini Mote plushie*
You get a Beanie Baby.
*inserts refillable lighter*
*tries to explain the magical soda machine to the police officer, who doesn't believe me... until it spits out fire at him (thanks to the lighter)*
*inserts ouzo and thus leaves the police officer baffled at the ouzo's disappearance/apparent annihilation*
^*wonders from the above if ouzo is a minimum state or a maximum state... which in turn would tell if the magical soda machine is a lowering or raising operator, respectively* ::)
You get Greek spirits of the ghost kind. (and complete confusion about what the last statement means) :P
*inserts audio editing program*
You get Rocking With Beethoven, a techno remix of all of Beethoven's best music.
*inserts a struggling pygmy*
Quote from: tessspoon on February 03, 2008, 04:34:39 PM
(and complete confusion about what the last statement means) :P
It's a reference to quantum mechanics. ;)You get a pygmy living comfortably in an apartment in an urban setting.
*inserts Classical Greek*
You get Greecey food. (Hee hee, get it?)
*inserts curly hair*
You get Mario.
*inserts a piano*
You get Chopin. Score!
*keeps Chopin and inserts Rachmaninov*
You get a concerto.
*inserts bull by the horns*
You get irregular nouns for cow in Gaelic and Greek.
*inserts said nouns complete declensions*
You get textbooks for said languages.
*inserts distraction*
*is distracted, accidentally drops Necrinomicon into the machine*
Oops.
You get an undead army... way to go there PK!
*inserts the virtual food fight thread in hopes of getting defenders for our undead predicament*
you get a foodarmy that helps the undeath army.
You only made it worse.
*inserts voodoo stuff*
Let's see if we can increase this army even more, so I can take over the world.
You get a voodoo doll of the entire army....Hmm if only we had a pin....
*inserts cushion*
You get a whole couch.
Let's try again
*inserts pillow*
You get a chintz pillow cover.
*inserts aria*
You get a recitative. Only natural, right? XD
*inserts bucket*
You get the water thrown in your face that belongs in that bucket.
*inserts haystack*
You get a needle.
*inserts a smoothie*
You get a Sharpie. :P
*inserts headache*
You get Aspirin.
*inserts limburger cheese*
You get a airplane ticket to the Belgian province Limburg.
*inserts tootsie roll*
You get a tootsie roll pop.
*inserts 42*
You get the TV show 24.
*inserts T-1000*
you get 1000 cups of tea.
*inserts a ninja-star*
You get a Bo-shuriken. :D
Inserts chopsticks
You get them back but decorated to be used for hair sticks. :P
*inserts a hole*
You get a groundhog.
*inserts lit cigarette*
You get ashes.
*inserts CSI episode*
You get CSI homework. :P
*inserts frozen stiff ice mounds at edge of driveway from snow plow* ::)
You get a bag of salt :P
*inserts a green apple tree*
You get 4 barrels of apples.
*inserts ad for roommate*
You get Carrie. :P
*inserts Just Shoot Me*
You get shot. (with a marshmallow gun) :o
*inserts midterm tomorrow* :(
You get back your grade... WHICH IS---! ... I don't know. :P
*inserts mysterious item*
You get back a mysterious black box that can't be opened.
*inserts a random day of the year*
You get October 8th.
*inserts newspaper headline*
You get a scandal concerning Liechtenstein and Germany. :P
*inserts an imperial eagle*
You get a US quarter.
*inserts a sewing stitch*
You get string.
*inserts mad cow disease*
You get an alien abducting a cow.
*inserts an imperial eagle this time* :P
You get Imperial-brand margerine. :P
*inserts LCD projector*
You get......high?
*inserts brownies*
You get a high soda machine...
*hopes this doesn't affect it's performance and inserts a chunk of graphite*
You get graphene.
*inserts paper, paper, and more paper* *keeps shoving paper into the machine* Well, after I cleaned my room... it had to go somewhere :P
You get a 3-ring binder.
*inserts a disk*
You get a floppy drive covered in cobwebs.
*inserts eternal life*
You get time.
*inserts Coke can*
You get a miniature soda machine.
*inserts quote* :P
You get quote tags.
*inserts rabbit burrow*
You get an Easter basket.
*inserts left over jack-o-lantern...from '06*
You get grody pumpkin pie...
*inserts classes*
You get homework--and a quiz on a subject you know absolutely nothing about! :-\
*Inserts report card*
You get magnetic letter As.
*inserts campbell's soup can*
You get chicken noodle soup.
*inserts french toast*
You get regular toast!
*inserts toaster*
You get a didgeridoo.
*you insert a half used tissue*
The machine hacks it back up in disgust.
*inserts Cool Ranch Doritos bag*
You get a happy soda machine. :P
*inserts a large gorilla*
You get a large ape.
*inserts YouTube*
You get a silly video about gorillas and pumpkin pie.
*inserts Cool Cops*
You get Bad Burglars. :P
*inserts empty stomach*
You get a four-course meal.
*inserts a goblet*
You get a small slip of paper that says Harry Potter on it.
*inserts Dumbledore's hat*
You get the message say-ing: "you're not a wizzard PKC"
*Inserts a dark knight*
you become schizophrenic and get cedric as one of your other personalities and he refuses to be a quiet one
*inserts a moldy chunk of cheese*
You get a moldy chunk of mouse....Ew.
*inserts bottle of fake blood*
You get a bottle of real blood...um??
*inserts letter of complaint*
You get shredded paper.
*inserts my heart*
You get Merlin.
*inserts annoying things*
You get gnats.
*inserts hunger pains*
You get a home cooked meal.
*inserts compound word*
You get two smaller words.
*inserts the two smaller words* :P
You get two smaller swords
*Inserts the pen is mightier than the...*
you get a piece of paper.
*inserts a fligh data recorder*
You get the flight data recorder from Oceanic Flight 815 :P
*inserts bowl of rice*
You get The Bride from Kill Bill. (Get why the reference makes sense, win a prize!)
*inserts Mojo Jojo*
You get a mojito!
*inserts a cow*
you get a hamburger
*inserts flying chicken*
You get a rubber chicken....with a pulley in the middle.
*inserts Meathook*
You get one of his paintings. :P
*inserts library book*
You get overdue fees.
*inserts dirty laundry*
You get a bag of clean socks and nothing else.
*inserts itchy knee*
You receive two itchy knees. WOO HOO!
*inserts his college education* :suffer:
you get the schoolbooks you have lost.
*inserts candymachine*
You get a lifetime supply of Snickers bars and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! *jealous*
*inserts candy cane*
You get a ginger bread man
*Inserts chocolate bunny*
You get easter bunny!
*inserts crazy money*
You get Monopoly money.
*inserts a fork*
You get an entire silverware set. Useful. :P
*inserts futon*
you get a bouch (yes there is a difference)
*inserts college student*
you get a college teacher
*inserts a salad*
You get a giant slice of cucumber to lay on....that is if you had the rest of the giant salad and bowl.
*inserts Easter egg shaped cupcake*
You get a cupcake-shaped egg. :X
*inserts $1000000000.37*
You get arrested for robbing a bank. :pokerface:
*inserts a dress*
You get matching shoes.
*inserts a Bordeaux grape* :P
You get a nice wine... well-aged... there was a time warp involved.
*inserts epistemiology*
Quote from: Deloria on March 25, 2008, 06:48:21 PM
You get matching shoes.
Yay, I needed some to go with it. Except... now I have the shoes... and not the dress... Shoot! :P
You get a dictionary to give to me so I can look up that word. :P
*inserts Family Feud*
You get your dress back and a card that says 40 out of 100 people surveyed wanted you to get your dress.
*inserts coins ::)*
You get originality. :P
*inserts random divinity*
Quote from: Delling on March 25, 2008, 07:01:57 PM
You get your dress back and a card that says 40 out of 100 people surveyed wanted you to get your dress.
Yay!!! :D
You get a shelf full of books on religions.
*inserts Marry Poppin's umbrella*
You get supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! :P
*inserts apple crumble*
You get vanilla ice cream to go with it, alas it's in the machine.
*inserts fried potatoes*
You get very very thinly cut fried potatoes, aka potato chips. :P
*inserts a were-rabbit*
You get a were-bear and a jackalope (KQVII references, anyone?). ::)
*inserts iPod touch*
You get an iPod classic.
*inserts Karl for failing to understand special relativity yet speaking of it as if he were an expert... :no: >:(... oh and a book on special relativity*
Now, stay in there until you figure out what you said wrong.
You get his skeleton back (in 12 years).
*inserts ice skates*
You get fire skates! ???
*inserts himself*
You get knowledge of the mysterious inner works of the Magical Soda Machine :o
*inserts random computer wires*
You get shocked. Ouch!
*inserts the letter Q*
You get an alphabet book...yay?
*Inserts Jack Johnson*
You get Jack Nicholson. :o
*inserts recycling box*
You lose the ability to handle the truth
*You insert '5 maids a milking'*
*wonders why he just inserted those people into the machine but gets back 5 cartons of processed milk* :o
*gives Dangling the milk and inserts a pillow*
You get a pillowcase.
Hey, soda machine! Wanna do my homework for me? :suffer:
*inserts unfinished homework*
You get a case of shredded paper. Oops!
*jams a printer into the soda machine*
The machine shorts out...Way to go, Cat :P
*inserts machine repairman*
A bill for $500 worth of repairs comes out. Who's going to get that?
*inserts :-**
You get :lovegoggles:
*inserts license to kill*
You get killed by the Magical Soda Machine. NOOOOOO!!!!!
*inserts a Snicker's bar into the machine*
The machine just says thank you and burps.
*inserts bruised ankle*
you get a used ankle wrap...eww
*inserts Beatles white album*
You get a Target commercial. :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
*inserts his sanity into the machine*
You get a straight-jacket back.
*Inserts a love letter*
You get *item censored*
*inserts prescription sunglasses*
you get some safetygoggles.
*inserts fireball*
You get a snowball. :P
*inserts boomerang*
You get your boomerang back. :P
*inserts chapstick*
you get a "chap"
*inserts hair curler*
Quote from: restamper on March 27, 2008, 08:45:44 PM
you get a "chap"
*inserts hair curler*
Welcome back Restemper I haven't see you on here in FAR too long. :D
You get curlier hair.
*inserts curling iron*
You get split ends. :-\
*inserts hated notebooks*
You receive pop-up picture books. ::)
*inserts pineapples into the machine*
You get pine needles and a a couple rotten apples.
*inserts ape odor*
You get ape scented cologne
*inserts kool-aid*
You get a plastic model of that giant pitcher guy. :P
*inserts empty cd case*
(He's the Kool-Aid Man, Tessy :) )
You get a cd you thought lost.
*inserts dying hard drive*
You get deja vu (since that happened to me last year :P).
*insers mp3 player*
you get an iPod!
*inserts ebay*
You get items that you didn't purchase.
*inserts banana stickers*
You get an angry mob of bananas complaining about being stuck one too many times. ???
(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.e0b9d36647.png) (http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?e0b9d36647.png)
*inserts lame drawing skills*
You get doodles.
*inserts Britcoms!!! :D*
You get the lousy American remakes.
*inserts Simon Pegg*
You get Scotty.
*inserts a battery*
You get your battery back plus an assault. :'(
*inserts a house*
You get an adorable little turret. ::) Isn't that much nicer? :P
*inserts odd Google links*
You get random jumbled mess.
*inserts old tests*
You get a bunch of new tests to take. :/
*inserts piece of Styrofoam*
You get back a life sized castle made entirely out of styrofoam.
*You insert Cedric*
You get snakes!
*inserts mongooses*
You get back mongeese. :suffer:
*inserts a gecko*
You get Geico.
*inserts a school bus*
You get it's little red stop sign.
*inserts graduation outfit*
You get an ermine robe, a diadem, a holy hand grenade and a sceptre. :)
*inserts Monty Python's flying circus*
You get: "It!"
*inserts data crunching, Quantum II hwk, and hall council*
You get a nicely laid out schedule for the evening.
*inserts the portal song*
Maybe that'll get it out of my head. :P
The machine, not knowing what that is, just spits it back out.
*inserts The Dead Parrot sketch*
*the machine spits out The Cheese Shop sketch*
*inserts the One Ring*
You get Orlando Bloom :P
*inserts Samwise*
You get elvish bread crumbs.
*inserts monkey fur*
You get Jack! :D
*inserts muddy tires*
You get a KIA commercial. ???
*inserts a Jack-in-the-Box*
You get a Jack-in-the-Box (http://www.jackinthebox.com) sandwich.
*inserts the TSL script*
You get a :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
*inserts a blue, plastic, wind-up, lobster*
You get a real, live lobster. Careful of the claws! :P
*inserts doggy treat*
You get a puppy dog face.
*inserts fire*
You get roasted marshmallows. :D
*inserts jambalaya*
For gosh sakes stop talking about food. :X
You get New Orleans.
*inserts Care Bear*
you get a book about diseases
*inserts a april-fool joke*
You get an April Fools Joke :)
*inserts self*
You get a pile of school work :P
*inserts oatmeal*
You find an oatmeal-like paste clogging up the "insert" button.
*inserts truffle*
You get deliciousness!
*inserts April Fools' Day*
You get an average tuesday. :P
*inserts ferret* (I always wanted one of those, by the way...)
You get a ferret ball.
*inserts get well card*
You get a well. ::)
*inserts dual*
You get a duel with Delling...Delling loses ;D
*inserts smelly pants*
You get pants on fire.
*inserts forum mafia*
You get various murder weapons (including :suffer:)
*inserts knock on the door*
You get the IRS... :suffer:
*inserts KQIX Forum*
You get the TSL-Forum of course!
*inserts :D*
You get :( .
*inserts :X *
You get a calm stomach.
*inserts a boot*
You get all the men you just kicked with it :suffer:
*inserts broken hard drive*
You get a blank screen
*inserts the TSL-Forum*
You get deja-vu.
*inserts a piano*
You get chopsticks.
*inserts homework*
You get it back, completed. :D
*inserts for loop*
You get a bloated while loop. :o
*inserts the sun*
You get a sunburn. ;P
*inserts a quarter*
You get a dime.
*inserts toast*
You get a toaster.
*inserts empty milk carton*
You get a glass of milk! Unfortunately, it breaks after it gets ejected from the machine and becomes subject to gravity.
*inserts dust bunnies*
you get some dust
*inserts a star*
*The machine explodes. :(*
*inserts divinity to fix it*
All the pieces of the magical soda machine magically come back together into a new, better magical soda machine. :D
*inserts group project*
You get a team of people who do nothing :P
*inserts a pencil sharpener*
You get a pencil pusher.
*inserts lunch*
You get a bologna sandwich, and spicy barbecue Lays chips.
*insert Rosella*
You get the Rosella Stone! *couldn't resist*
*inserts this entire thread*
you get a spider.
*inserts hypernova*
if a star breaks the machine let's see what this does
you get an... out of cheese error?
I'm afraid the ol' machine has broken down again. Thank's a lot, Gilgamesh.
*after a hard reboot, inserts Windows Vista*
You get a screwed up machine.
*inserts Windows XP*
You get your disk back.
*formats hard drive*
*inserts Windows XP x64*
The Magical Soda Machine turns into an unmagical Soda Machine. Thanks a lot people. This machine couldn't possibly run on Windows. :P
*inserts magic*
Quote from: PostScript_from_Tage7
Quote from: tessspoon on April 02, 2008, 09:32:16 AM
*inserts group project*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2008, 10:17:49 AM
You get a team of people who do nothing :P
SO TRUE! :furious: *curses his capstone project*
You get a refreshed, Magical Soda Machine.
Which I shall now use.
*inserts a Threepwood*
You get Murray! :D
(Can I have him? He's so cute and funny :P)
*inserts a weighted companion cube*
Quote*inserts a weighted companion cube*
Companion Cube!! If... she... it... survives the machine, can I have it? I'll trade Murray! 8)
You get a Rubik's cube :P
*inserts a diet coke*
Quote from: FataliOmega on April 02, 2008, 04:32:56 PM
Quote*inserts a weighted companion cube*
Companion Cube!! If... she... it... survives the machine, can I have it? I'll trade Murray! 8)
Deal! I'm going to make another cube anyways a soon as I print the diagram for it out in color. :D
You get regular Coke.
*inserts an umbrella*
You get Mary Poppins.
*inserts peeling paint ceiling*
(I remember when Tessy introduced this thread, it seems not long ago at all and yet it's up to 72 pages, amazing!)
You receive more paint to paint over it. :-X
*inserts Mentos*
You get a pie.
*inserts obscure reference*
You get a dictionary
*inserts Get Fuzzy*
You get fuzzy things!
*inserts fire*
Quote from: Tage7 on April 02, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
The Magical Soda Machine turns into an unmagical Soda Machine. Thanks a lot people. This machine couldn't possibly run on Windows. :P
Actually, it would explain alot... like why a magical SODA machine never gives out soda!
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.
*inserts soda*
You get your money back. Wait... What? ???
*inserts lava* :-X
Quote from: Delling on April 03, 2008, 09:21:01 AMQuote from: Tage7 on April 02, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
The Magical Soda Machine turns into an unmagical Soda Machine. Thanks a lot people. This machine couldn't possibly run on Windows. :P
Actually, it would explain alot... like why a magical SODA machine never gives out soda!
:suffer:
You get obsidian.
*insert $1.25 USD in quarters*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 02, 2008, 09:24:21 PM
(I remember when Tessy introduced this thread, it seems not long ago at all and yet it's up to 72 pages, amazing!)
I'm just wating for it to get to 100 and we have to start a second one. That'll be cool 8)
You get a dollar bill back. I guess the machine took a fee :P
*inserts date of birth*
You get a birthday cake! Yum!
*inserts the TCAP tests*
You get aspirin for the coming headache.
inserts remainder of lunch. I had too much.
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 09:30:52 AM
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.
XD I love QFG IV
You get supper. :P
*inserts ragdoll*
Quote from: Shades2585 on April 03, 2008, 11:32:32 AM
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 09:30:52 AM
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.
XD I love QFG IV
And I. :)
You get a rag. :-\
*inserts virus*
You get medicine.
*inserts creative writing professor*
*crosses fingers* Please don't spit her back out, please don't spit her back out
You get an un-creative writing professor. :P
*inserts vorpal bunny* (QfG4)
You get a little cuddly bunny.
*inserts Wolf (10th Kingdom)*
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:28:17 PM
Quote from: Shades2585 on April 03, 2008, 11:32:32 AM
Quote from: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 09:30:52 AM
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.
XD I love QFG IV
And I. :)
And I!
You get Little Bear (The Indian in the Cupboard)
*inserts Locke from LOST*
You get a wheelchair.
*inserts broken mouse*
You get a touchpad.
*inserts a TSL bug* :P
You get a group of people who want to gamma test. ::)
*inserts exam*
You get graded.
*inserts empty Spam can*
You get a can of TREET! It hits you in the head on the way out too.
*inserts sleep* :'(
You get a day off. (yay!)
*insert :angel: *
You get...ME :D
*inserts the internet connection*
you get a message saying "I'm not a PC"
*inserts a mice and a thunderbolt*
Let's see what that will become.
You get Mighty Mouse!
Inserts Weekend
You get a weekend trip to the mountains :D
*inserts car*
You get a unicycle. :P Wasn't that a fair trade?
*inserts pencil*
You get shreds of an eraser.
*inserts a letterbomb and tiptoes off*
You get a volatile letterbomb.
*tiptoes away from PKC*
*inserts Japan*
You get a copy of their flag.
*inserts fried fish*
You get chips, British style.
*inserts fried calamari*
You get squid juice!
*inserts KQ game script*
You get a animation of Graham walking across the screen.
*inserts joker*
(as in the person, not the card :P)
You get a jester.
*inserts a pizza*
You get earth, fire, and water.
*inserts chocolate donut* (someone mentioned krispy Creme in the question thread, now I'm hungry) :-\
You get Boston Creme custard.
*inserts marshmallow fluff*
You get a Peep :X
*inserts hairpin*
You get a hairbrush. (I was going to give you a head, but that'd be a tad gruesome.)
*insert 5:36am*
((Also, Im surprised someone else here, besides me, doesnt like peeps... Too sweet!! :X
(Peeps also just taste so very...chemically fake)
You get 8:49 am.
*inserts watching TV in a mirror*
You get Britcoms! :)
*inserts cuddly Velcro* :cat:
You get less-cuddly Shoelace. ;P
*inserts dessert*
You get a mess.
*inserts bubbles*
You get soap.
*inserts box of tissues*
You get soda machine tears! :'(
*inserts a good book*
you get a book filled whit evil. :evil:
*inserts mints*
You receive a lick. :o
*Deposits securities*
You get some insecurities.
*inserts flags*
You get the US flag.
*inserts pillow*
You get a bed,
*inserts car*
You receive a parking ticket. :bob:
*Inserts Appeal*
You get an orange. :)
*Inserts Trogdor*
You get a bug! :P
*inserts a fudge stripe cookie*
You get a boy scout cookie! WOW! What? ???
*inserts powder*
You get a sneeze
AAACHHHHOOOOOOOOO!
*inserts Mary Poppins*
you get "...his name..."
*inserts cloak*
Ok... this is just too obvious...
You get a silver lining. ::)
*inserts Greek principal parts study*
You get a very confused Magical Soda Machine.
*inserts bouncy ball*
You get a rubber factory.
*inserts tree limb*
You get all the insects that inhabited it.
*inserts cold air*
You get goosebumps. ???
*inserts a thesaurus*
You get a dictionary.
*inserts Manitoba*
You get Canada.
*inserts Dublin*
You get Ireland
*inserts maid of honor dress*
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 07, 2008, 05:04:09 PM
You get Ireland
Most awesome! XD XD
You get a wedding party.
*inserts Rosella*
You get Alexander. :P
*inserts frying pan*
You get a fried egg.
*inserts spoonful of peanut butter*
You don't get anything - the slot is stuck shut. :-X
*Drops a line in the machine*
You get a gagging machine!
*removes line*
*inserts cough drops*
You get a cold. :(
*inserts swan feather*
You get the graceful swans of never.
*You insert an autographed copy of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness back when the Smashing Pumpkins were really the Smashing Pumpkins and not half of them returning to the name to cash in on the former glory they previously had*
You get back their album Zeitgeist, which I happen to like whether it's all of the former band or not :P
*inserts Pearl Jam*
You get pearl jam on toast. :D :P
*inserts toast* It's not toasted enough yet.
You get a blackened and charred. Too long, I think. :P
*inserts camel*
You get a blind camel. ((Would you like to buy a blind camel? How about a dead camel?))
*inserts tatter-tots*
You get hash browns...yum!
*inserts Nutty Bars* XD
You get Nutty Oti Bars... and River flipping out...
*quickly inserts something in hopes of getting something to calm her down*
you get a message saying you're free the next day.
*inserts FataliOmega's avatar*
You get Yonkey's avatar. :suffer:
*inserts TSL bug*
You get a TSL beetle.
*takes Delling's Blow Your Arms Off If You Try To Tickle Someone Who Doesn't Want To Be Tickled gun and inserts*
You get a squirt gun.
*inserts Merlin's avatar* :suffer:
You get a tiger. (Warlock's avatar)
*inserts Draupnir knock-off*
*gives Delling a new gun* :P
You get knocked out.
*inserts taco shells*
*was referring to Odin's ring...*
You get the insides of a taco.
Dang it, now I want a taco. :P
*inserts coin that has been marinating in Coke for several weeks*
Gets the coin back, eats it...Mmm metallic and cokey.
*inserts indigestion*
You get TUMs.
*inserts calcium*
You get fortified milk.
*inserts Gilgamesh's current Asylum escape plan*
You get heightened security measures.
*inserts 7 swans aswimming*
You get a ridiculous number of birds for Christmas!
*inserts Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner* :sneaky:
You get a really full tummy. :P
*inserts a ten-foot wide rubber-band ball*
You get one of those giant rainbow colored balls you kick around in gym while on a scooter thing or while crab walking.
*inserts crab walk*
You get Lindsay Lohan.
*inserts his wallet* ...wait a second :o
You get your money and the contents of your wallet but not the actual wallet...
*inserts not having lab meetings*
You get free time! :D
*inserts vat of fryer oil*
You get heart disease. Sorry :P
*inserts monkey droppings*
You get dropping moneys. :o
*You drop in an embossed business card*
You get a plain, but less expensive to make, business card.
*inserts REM sleep*
you get a brake (rem = brake in Dutch)
*inserts a evil needle*
You get a nice needle.
*inserts thoughts*
You get reflection.
*inserts sleepiness*
You get sleeping beauty (what a trade!)
*you insert another magical soda machine*
(You get a ferret of randomness)^2
*inserts The Madness of King Graham*
You get Cedric flying away.
*inserts my speech kids schedule*
You get a pack of rambunctious kids! AHH!
*inserts cold air*
You get a chill.
*inserts Beverly Hillbillies!*
You get black gold
*inserts fire alarm*
You get a passive smoker.
*inserts depression*
You get a valley.
*inserts peak*
You get a mountain.
*inserts sadness*
You get tears,
*inserts a blue stuffed elephant*
:D You get your avatar
*inserts email*
You get an email client.
*inserts troubadour*
You get a poem.
*inserts Beta testing contest submission*
You get 36 bugs.
*inserts Philip J. Fry*
Wait did you insert him before or AFTER he was unfrozen?! *the fabric of the Universe collapses* :o
*inserts a Universe repair-bot with a 30-day free trial restriction attached to it* :-\
You get a nagging registration screen. ::)
*inserts Fruitopia bottle*
You get a filled Fruitopia.
*inserts Friends episodes*
You get a Friends dvd.
*inserts the java virtual machine*
You almost get a virtual cup of coffee, but you get a run-time error instead.
*inserts debugger*
you get milions of bugs/beetles.
*inserts a badge*
you get the FBI
*inserts extortion*
You get blackmail.
*inserts Trogdor*
You get burninated! :suffer:
*inserts Rather Dashing*
You get the full set of trog-gear! (Too bad it doesn't really help against Trogdor.)
*inserts the kerrek*
You get a kayak. :P
*inserts a button*
An alarm goes off somewhere.
*inserts cat scratch*
You get a fever.
*inserts aspirin*
You get a stress headache.
*inserts a random string of letters that couldn't possibly make a word under any system of phonotactics that he knows*
You get supercaliciousexpialidocious. (I doubt I spelled it right)
Mary Poppins or Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
Edit: Drat, wrong thread....
*inserts Bedknobs and Broomsticks*
You get a flying bed.
*inserts broken pair of glasses*
Oculus reparo! You get new glasses.
*inserts 10 pg research paper on Franz Kafka*
You get the Kaluza Klein problem.
*inserts laziness*
You get points deducted for turning in a project late. :(
*inserts missing keys*
You get open locks.
*inserts Alice's looking glass*
You get the Jabberwocky! :o
*quickly inserts the vorpal sword in hopes that PKC get it to defend himself*
Unfortunately, the Magical Soda Machine decides to keep the vorpal blade for its own collection.
*inserts a lynx*
You get a sphinx.
*inserts watch*
you get...a few of the gears of the watch...wow
*inserts stuffed toy*
You get a stuffed animal (taxidermy style)
*You insert a snake*
You get a bottle of rat poison.
*inserts Hershey's Kisses*
You get kisses from a kitty.
*inserts Cedric (the owl, not the entertainer)*
You get him back in entertainer-version
*inserts birthday party invitations
You get RSVPs!
*inserts Steak Night*
You get a whole boatload of vampires.
*inserts Coors Light bottles*
You get some money for recycling...and a note saying "Beer Bad!" :P
*inserts fudge cookies*
You get a thank-you. Mmmmmm - cookies! :D
*inserts key*
You get a padlock.
*inserts elbow*
You get tennis elbow
*inserts racket*
You get the Davidoff Swiss Indoors.
*inserts :-\*
You get indecisiveness.
*inserts blinking "|" cursor* :P
You get the Windows BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) >:(
*Inserts broken computer*
You get a brand new laptop! Machine must be feeling giving!
*inserts silver ring*
you get a brass ring
yeah, it isn't that giving today if it's worth a lot of monney.
*inserts the devil*
let's see what comes out. :P
You get a new religion based on the Magical Soda Machine.
*inserts time*
You get space.
*inserts evening*
You get morning.
*Inserts the snow that was falling today. :( (And please don't give it back!)*
Keeps the snow! !!!
I wonder what comes out when you put actual money in?
*Inserts loonie he found on the street that afternoon*
You get a note about the silliness of putting money in machines.
*inserts paper*
You get a freshly printed letter from the Magical Soda Machine, telling you it is nearly out of ink.
*inserts ink cartridge*
You get Jolly the Octopus.
*inserts nasty mood*
You get a rose.
*inserts email*
You get a snail mail message on engraved paper with a nice letterhead with a COA. :P
*inserts white rose*
You get York! :D
*inserts red rose* Of course.
You get The Order of the Rose.
*inserts roleplayers*
you get a dungeon master
.... That would be me :P
*inserts the end of the weekend*
You get a party!
*inserts tea*
You get tea leaves. :P
*inserts a keyboard with no keys*
you get a board.
*inserts _________*
You get the answer to an age-old question.
*inserts the meaning of life* :P
42.
*inserts annoying behavior of people*
You get a psychologist
*inserts Bruce Lee*
You get martial arts.
*inserts coat-of-arms*
You get a coat with arms attached to it (fake, of course).
*inserts 3 platypi*
You get chimerae.
*inserts cartoon shows*
You get 10 years younger!
*inserts airplane peanuts*
You get scolded by someone who's allergic to peanuts.
*Inserts shellfish*
You get a fish shell. :P
*inserts ribcage*
You get a pile of human organs that belong in that ribcage...Ew, hope it was no one I knew.
*inserts gallbladder*
You get Gaul... the machine has learned of puns! We're doomed!
*inserts purple rain*
You get a red sky.
*inserts vampire teeth*
You get the girl who dances in the bandits camp in KQ5
*inserts '*gasp*' money into the magical soda machine instead of an object*
It's been tried... the machine returns a note about the silliness of inserting money in machines.
*inserts music*
You get a clarinet. A good wood one, too, not a cheap plastic one. :P
*inserts vhs tape*
You hear a squeeling inside the machine, you reach in and pull out your VHS tape. Upon inspection, you find out that the magnetic tape jammed, unravelled, and is now hanging partly outside the casing.
*inserts Waterloo*
You get a sword.
*inserts a scarecrow*
You get a pumpkin
*inserts Jack Sparrow*
You get a black pearl.
*inserts the Black Pearl*
There's no such thing. The Black Pearl doesnt exist. :suffer:
*inserts skeptical British soldier*
You get a toy soldier.
*inserts glass of milk*
You get a glass of curdled milk. :X
*inserts password*
You get a error message saying you entered the wrong password.
*inserts a different password*
You get a blue screen and the notorious 0E error because the soda machine runs on Windows :P
*inserts ITguy*
You get a bill for changing the Soda Machine's OS for Windows to Linux.
*Gives the machine a boot*
The machine gives you a boot right back!
*inserts kittens*
You get puppies.
*inserts the Holy Grail*
You get a shrubbery and a herring
*inserts brave Sir Robin*
The Magical Soda Machine bravely ran away!
*lassos it*
The machine ate the lasso and you get a native american girl.
*inserts his arm*
You get a third leg. :P
*inserts glacier*
You get ice cubes.
*inserts tea*
You get coffee.
*Inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut* (look it up)
You get Little Red Riding Hood.
*inserts movie ticket stubs*
You get popcorn and a soda.
*inserts Huffman encoding*
You get a headache :S
*inserts the results of the beta testing contest*
You get 10 very happy people :D
*inserts conversation techniques studybook*
After several attempts to employ these techniques on the magical soda machine you hear the narrators voice, "You get no reply", "Questions are a burden to others and so is your existence"
*You insert a collection of emo music*
The machine becomes violently ill and pukes everywhere. :X
*inserts Tums*
The machine gets better.
*inserts "Classical Gas"*
The machine farts :O
*inserts broadband adapter*
You get a dial tone...
*inserts picture frame*
You receive a beautiful acrylic portrait of yourself.
*Fumbles a mysterious brown paper bag, which falls into the machine*
You get a fiery paper bag on your doorstep.
*inserts annoying things!* >:(
You get a semester project.
*inserts little green men*
You get little army men.
Hey, didn't that already happen?? Machine is making duplicates ::)
*inserts barbeque chips*
You get a barbeque.
*inserts FireFox*
You get a fox on fire...::) the ironic Magical Soda Machine returns to continue its rein of terror *would insert rein of terror but expects that he would get terror rain back*
*inserts ThunderBird* Let's see what it does with this.
You get Lady Penelope
*inserts lightsabre*
You get the fake one Jeff was waving around in Carpenter lab yesterday...
*inserts this post but translated into binary* :P
You get it back in hexadecimal... now the soda machine's just being a jerk. :P
*inserts a lesson*
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)
*inserts smacks*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2008, 02:47:48 PM
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)
*short drumroll followed by a cymbal crash plays* :P
You get a frog.
*inserts a dead battery, two pieces of wire, and a piece of foil*
You get a nifty hat to protect you from the aliens while simultaneously electrocuting you to death. current > 100mA = :no:
*You insert the hammer brother shaped disco dancing robot of mass destruction (what I named my senior design project)*
You get... an explosion of Mario characters!
*inserts Sonic*
You get Knuckles (tm.)
*inserts April 15th*
You get a tax refund :P
*inserts flowers*
You get a basket of goodies.
*inserts 4 turtles*
You get a show starring the four turtles tap-dancing. :P
*inserts alien egg*
You get face hugged, egad!
*inserts acid drool*
You get a monster
*inserts a pair of glasses*
You get a pair of pants. (So Merlin didnt give all of them back yet. I wonder whos these belong to. ::) )
*inserts good day*
You get a day better than you ever imagined :)
*inserts sleepiness*
you get a pillow, a warm blanket and a nice toasty fireplace to sleep by
*inserts a certs phew the magical soda machine has stinky breath!*
You get a slap! The machine didn't like that. :P
*inserts magic*
You get a wand.
*inserts habañero pepper*
You get a jalapeno pepper!
*inserts Nintendo DS*
You get the original Gameboy. You've been downgraded :P
*inserts single malt whiskey bottle*
You get a milk bottle.
*inserts candle*
You get a birthday cake.
*inserts Forbidden Kingdom*
You get Jackie Chan.
*inserts Rush Hour 2*
You get Lethal Weapon 3.
*inserts wasabi*
You get sushi.
*inserts poisoned water*
You get the Nile.
*inserts Amon Ra*
You get Laura Bow
"Amon-Ra, Ra-Ra, Amon-Ra, Ra-Ra, sis-boom-bah"
You get the eye of Ra!
*inserts candle*
You get a cake!
*inserts toothpaste*
You get 'minty freshness'
*inserts big, stupid, ugly, ogre*
You get a small, smart, pretty ogre. Didn't know those existed. :P
*inserts the musical note A*
You get the Canadian stereotypical expression "eh?" :P
*inserts hairspray*
You get Broadway tickets.
*inserts the Chattanooga Choo Choo*
You get Glen Miller's orchestra.
*Inserts springtime*
You get a chorus line singing, "It's springtime, for Hitler, in Germany...." from The Producers
*inserts Spamalot*
You get to push the pram a lot.
*Inserts Windows Vista.*
You don't get anything back, you broke the machine. :-X
*Inserts Linux System disk*
You get 10 hours of frustrating setup time due to poor documentation.
*inserts Windows XP FTW! *
You get the the Magical Soda Machine telling you to stop trying to install things!
*inserts a tree branch*
You get tree sap.
*inserts The One Ring*
You get Sauron!
*inserts beer belly(not mine, trust me!)*
(And yeah, stop putting Windows things in, people keep doing that like every dozen posts or so :P)
You get a swollen liver.
*inserts Germany*
You get the Berlin Wall.
*inserts glass globe*
You get random chunks of broken glass.
*inserts sack of doorknobs*
You get some bed knobs.
*inserts broomsticks*
You get Angela Lansbury.
*inserts jackelope*
(Posted on: April 17, 2008, 11:05:09 AM)
What - nobody's playing anymore? ???
You get a pair of glasses.
*inserts joke*
You get a comedian.
*inserts shoes*
You get gloves.
*inserts doves*
You get an olive branch.
*inserts peace*
You get back war.
*inserts irony and a floral print dress*
You get an iron daisy.
*inserts crab cakes :X *
Why would you want to? Yuck. :X
*inserts cheeseburger*
You get clogged arteries.
*inserts peanut butter*
Mmm peanut butter, mmm cheeseburgers (not good together of course)
You get jelly.
*inserts spamwich*
You get a smagic smap.
*You insert 2 cups of sexy, 1 cup of wit and 1 tablespoon of bow-chicka-wow-wow*
You get Wentworth Miller holding the tablespoon of bcww :P
*inserts Amorphis* (band)
You get Finland.
*inserts Terminator*
You get the "Governator"
*inserts NULL*
You get a null pointer exception. XB
*inserts insurance quote*
You save money by switching to Geico.
*inserts David Bowie*
You get a fancy dance and crystal balls
*inserts grandpa*
You get family history.
*inserts As Time Goes By*
You get the BBC.
*inserts ice cream sandwich*
You get back melted vanilla and two soggy slabs of chocolate bread.
*inserts XD*
you get OMG
*inserts a fingernail*
You get nail clippers
*inserts ring tone*
You get a song.
*inserts TV*
You get a llama
*inserts a pencil*
You get twice as many erasers... which would be 2. :P
*inserts barracuda*
A woman pops out of the machine and shouts Ooooooooooo baracuuudaaaaaa!
*inserts last shred of dignity and a dirty rubber band*
Uhh... the magical soda machine doesn't ask... it just accepts what it's given... and gives you a box of fresh dignity.
*inserts posting*
*The machine, not knowing how to process actions, starting shaking. Some socks fall out.*
*Returns socks to the slot.*
You get a pile of lint.
*inserts roast chicken*
You get seasoning for it. :P
*inserts bass guitar*
You get a rock band.
*inserts <3*
You get :iluvu:
*inserts patience*
you get obedience
*inserts anger*
You get rage.
*inserts bottle of tears*
You get a hug from the soda machine.
*inserts riddles*
You get a book of answers to all the riddles ever written. :o
*inserts photoshop*
The soda machine suddenly becomes incredibly pretty (and fake, but :P)
*inserts a bunch of books & articles*
You get a library.
*inserts original copy of Alice in Wonderland*
You get sucked through the rabbit hole.
*inserts Queen of Hearts*
You get a King with a sword sticking out of his head. :X
*inserts a used napkin*
You get a used tissue. Bleh.
*inserts taco spices*
You get tacos for supper.
*inserts sweet tea*
You get the South.
*inserts the North*
You get way more better than the south!
*inserts underwear tree*
You get it to start raining panties for 12 days and nights.
*inserts Meatwad*
You get NO!
*inserts ναι*
You get the wiktionary page for ναι (I learn the most random things with this thread XD)
*inserts dynamic programming*
You get a wacky sorting algorithm. :P
*inserts crystal ball*
You get a crystal bell (fight the temptation to ring it! it might crack)
*You insert music from the 80's and a pair of neon orange pants*
You get music from the 90's and the macarena.
*inserts Animaniacs*
Quote from: Delling on April 23, 2008, 08:04:03 PM
You get NO!
Hey, what's wrong with Meatwad? ???
You get Yacko, Whacko, and Dot.
*inserts the original Power Rangers*
Quote from: PirateKingChris on April 24, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: Delling on April 23, 2008, 08:04:03 PM
You get NO!
Hey, what's wrong with Meatwad? ???
I used to be "okay" with ATHF, but I think that was more or less back before I actually tried to watch it for myself (meaning I was only watching it with friends)... it's just too ridiculous *::) realizes the irony of critiquing something as ridiculous on a forum where we treasure insanity XD*
You get Alpha.
*inserts beta*
You get back alpha with an omega :o
*inserts a sepulcher by the sea*
Tsk tsk Delling, everyone ought to know NOTHING can be TOO ridiculous. *strides around the room wearing boxers on his head and a tshirt for pants*
You get the song Somewhere Beyond The Sea.
*inserts naked dwarf(of a fantasy variety)*
You get a clothed elf who slaps the dwarf!
*inserts playing games :D*
You get a girl who is fed up with guys playing games and is very angry at you! >:( That's what you get for playing games ::)
*Inserts ear plugs and jello jigglers because it would be just plain wrong to insert only one thing at a time*
You get the deafness I had after watching the Misfits and..melted jello.
*inserts Spanish Inquisition*
You get "investigación". XB
*inserts a little red Corvette*
You get a blue car.
*inserts level 16*
You get level 91.
*inserts jaw pain*
You get TMJ
*inserts blanket*
You get a wet blanket :(
*You insert a time capsule*
You get Shakespeare, the inventor of the ballpoint (yay Blackadder :P).
*inserts Hamlet*
*You receive a fresh, warm omelet*
*Deposits 25 bottle caps, 16 cereal box UPCs, and 3 rubber boots*
You get a couple of mysterious seeds that, when planted, will turn into sock-eating plants. :P
*inserts year-old gumball*
You get a crappy plastic car cereal prize.
*inserts ignorance*
You get bliss... followed shortly by a blow to the head... (ignorance is bliss... until the things that you're ignorant of catch up to you)
*inserts Dicaeopolis*
You get NAFTA and a shriveled up fruit back.
*You insert your heart and soul*
The Devil pops out of the machine! :o
*inserts Hellboy*
Hot and sexy Dark Angel pops out! :o
*You insert a mushroom*
You get a giant Mario :)
*you insert sorrow and despair*
You get the fall of Gandalf.
*inserts Sean Bean*
You get Mr. Bean. :P
*inserts hot chocolate*
You get marshmallows!
*inserts fudge*
You get the ingredients for fudge. :P
*inserts sandals*
you get a pair of old shoes.
*inserts a pizza*
You get an empty pizza box
*inserts castle* :)
Don't you dare. :P *moves into castle* :D
*inserts the Order of the Elephant* :D
You get the elephant man but with a wand!
*You insert a quark*
You get a proton
*inserts Edward III of England*
You get a miniature castle.
*inserts broken internet*
Quote from: Dangling on May 01, 2008, 06:33:46 AM
*You insert a quark*
Actually, you get me wondering how you managed to isolate one...You get working internet.
*inserts a bunch of cables*
You get a cable company
*inserts awesomeness*
You get differential equations involving the Hubble parameter.
*inserts posting out of turn* :P
You get your posting rights revoked and grounded for a month!
*Inserts a picture of Ariel (The Little Mermaid) <3*
You get King Triton.
*inserts Rafiki from The Lion King*
You get Mufasa! *shivers*
*inserts name tag*
You get "My name is Earl". ???
*inserts slushy*
You get a giant monster ;P
*inserts insomnia*
You get a sleeping pill.
*inserts bowl of soup*
You get saltines.
*inserts salad dressing of your choice*
You get the Caesar salad I had last night
*You insert grog and grogginess*
You get a pirate
*inserts weirdness*
You get... this forum!
*inserts a cat*
You get the Cat. :P
*inserts safety pin*
You prick your finger.
*inserts blood droplets*
You get a vampire :o
*inserts Elizabeth 1 of England*
You get the Faerie Queene!
*inserts Canterbury Tales*
You get Chaucer.
*inserts stuffed black bear*
You get Bu's evil twin,
*inserts expensive gift* :P
You get a PS3...Hey you have one already, gimme that! :P
*inserts smelly ape*
You get... hey, they blew it up! Those darn smelly apes!
*inserts things*
You get a knight's shield
*inserts yawning*
You get ridiculed by the teacher in front of the class for falling asleep.
*Inserts the Hammer-Brother-Shaped-Disco-Dancing-Robot-of-Mass-Destruction*
You get mass hysteria.
*inserts... "just a few more now"*
You get a sword to go with the shield
*inserts bread crumbs*
You get Hansel.
*inserts mechanic's clothes*
You get greasy, grimey clothes.
*inserts the Holy Grail*
You get Monty Python ;D
*inserts bridge of doom*
you get the bridge of peace
*inserts a postcard*
You get a stamp.
*inserts a plane ticket*
You get fear of heights
*inserts lunacy* :P
You get a world with two moons.
*inserts the Addams Family Feud category: Things That Die*
You get uninvited, obnoxious relatives.
*inserts runny nose*
You get lots of tissues
*inserts Lucky Charms (the breakfast cereal)*
You get a leprechaun.
*inserts email*
You get DELETED!!!!!!!
*inserts Coach Z*
You get an alphabet team
*inserts Bavaria*
You get Neuschwanstein. :smitten:
*inserts turret*
You get "über turret" (to be explained later)
*inserts salic law*
You get the Middle Ages.
*inserts knight*
You get a shrubbery and the mightiest tree in the forest cut with a herring
*inserts the best brownies ever*
You get exact duplicates and a recipe card so you can share them with the other forumers. hint. hint.
*inserts wombats*
You get bats, gooey and fresh from a womb. Blech.
*inserts mucous*
You get a tissue.
*inserts butterflies*
You get kisses
*Inserts blushing*
You giggles,
*inserts everything*
You get a Snickers bar. So THAT's how you get food from the machine.
*inserts bad toupee*
You get permanent bad hair days.
*inserts sad face*
You get a hug! *hugs*
*inserts happy face*
You get a worried face. :-\
*inserts 2/5 of all ocean water*
You get pretty soaked. :P
*inserts chocolate bar*
You get to see a candy gnome run off with your chocolate bar to add it to my castle. ;D
*inserts money smuggly, not realizing the horrors a quarter can unleash from this machine*
You get Pandora's box...luckily it's closed.
*inserts jerk chicken*
You get a Google search for jerk chicken.
*inserts a quadric surface*
You get the Laplacian of said surface (or just the divergence if you described it with vectors)!
*inserts foruming instead of working on PURA application* :-\
You get a blank application.
*inserts wet, clean hair*
You get long hair 4 life!
*inserts worship and adoration* :)
You get a shrine for your worship and adoration
*You insert a memristor*
You are met with resistance.
*inserts Nikabrik*
You get Trumpkin. :P
*inserts bow & arrow*
You get cupid.. <3
*inserts butterflies*
You get a butterfly net.
*inserts chills*
You get a blanket.
*inserts dwarf beard*
you get an gnome beard :P
*inserts new battery*
You get more power
*inserts total confusion*
You get dizzy.
*inserts Roger Rabbit*
you get framed.
*inserts a partyhat*
You get... a party? :)
*inserts wondering*
You get a thought.
*inserts smoke*
You get fire.
*inserts water*
You get a flood
*inserts nothing*
You get something. :o
*inserts nothing*
you get.............. nothing ::)
*inserts a glass of water
You get an ocean
*inserts intelligence*
you get a rubber chicken
*inserts the question: who is smarter a rubber chicken or a human?* :P
You get a rubber chicken and an anthropomorphic doll.
*inserts not being able to find some stuff*
You get something you were looking for last year :)
*inserts blah-ness*
You get a piece of paper with "MEH!" written on it.
*inserts drowsiness*
You get cough syrup.
*inserts salad*
You get Ceasar
*inserts yoghurt*
You get yaourt.
*inserts that empty space where a bookshelf should be*
You get an unhidden secret passageway.
*inserts smelly shoes*
You get smelly socks.
*inserts war club*
You get war bouncer
*inserts sugar and spice*
You get everything nice.
*inserts snails & puppydog tails*
You get an absolutely horrid soup. :X
*inserts gas mask*
You get empty tear gas canisters.
*inserts datebook*
you get a palmtop
*inserts a wish list of books*
You get a whole library
*inserts the sun*
You get a white dwarf (eventually, probably).
*inserts pictures of planetary nebulae*
You get a telescope.
*inserts Sean Connery's mustache*
You get a mustacheless Sean Connery (yay! :D)
*inserts James Bond*
You get 007.
*inserts Greek declensions*
You get some dude named Alexander
*inserts a breeze*
You get Summerbreeze, which is an awesome festival!
*inserts Warrel Dane*
You get The Raven. (If you get why, kudos)
*inserts H.P. Lovecraft*
You get an octopus!
*inserts banana*
You get a banana split!
*inserts iPod*
and I get why, but then again, I know WD & his band :P
You get a headache.
*inserts back pain from falling on a semi full Mountain Dew can back first and crushing it*
You get a weird and oddly entertaining story! XD
*inserts new can of Mountain Dew*
You get a misty mountain!
*inserts a horse*
Quote from: Yonkey on June 08, 2008, 09:28:06 PM
You get a weird and oddly entertaining story! XD
Mhm... :drunk: + sitting on one's heels on a slight hill when someone pushes you jokingly = my story XB
You get a school for the equestrian arts.
*inserts needing to write stuff*
You get a team of worker monkeys!
*inserts best pizza ever*
The machine drools everywhere.
*inserts humidity*
The machine sweats everywhere
*inserts cleaning personnel*
You get a strike among the reaming cleaning people.
*inserts dive toy*
You get a confused look from the machine
*inserts exhaustion*
You get a muffler.
*inserts crowbar*
You get Marv from Home Alone.
*inserts paint cans*
you get paintballs.
*inserts a dishwasher*
You get clean paintballs!
*inserts secret government file* :P
You get several men in suits who take the soda machine and replace it with a new one.
*inserts broken plate*
You get a new set of china.
*inserts friendship bracelet*
You get a friend tied around your wrist
*inserts Magical Soda Machine* ;D
you get a tiny Magical Soda Machine
*inserts hunger*
You get a bar with lots of fibres and other stuff that's good for you but secretly doesn't taste good at all
*inserts Power Rangers*
You get ranged power
*inserts Milky Way*
You get a bowl of caramel, a bowl of chocolate, and a bowl of chocolate-malt nougat.
*inserts obsidian rock*
You get hard rock. XB
*inserts running shoe*
you get a walking shoe
*inserts a globe*
You get Pangaea :D
*inserts Legos*
You get duplo and Star Wars!
*inserts Princess Peach*
You get Mario Kart
*inserts a DS*
You get a bunch of Japanese dudes
*inserts Will Wright*
You get an actor, game designer & cyclist. :P
*inserts a magnet*
You get the reversation of the Earth's magnetic field. :o
*inserts management information system*
You get a magnetic information system.
*inserts the entire forum into the magical soda machine which is in forum...* This may not end well.
You get a baby version of the forum including a baby Yonkey administrator and baby magical soda machine :D
*inserts the force*
Quote from: Merlin on June 11, 2008, 09:13:31 AM
You get a baby version of the forum including a baby Yonkey administrator and baby magical soda machine :D
XD
You get the opposing force.
*inserts diving board*
You get an empty swimming pool.
*inserts cloudy vision*
You get Dr Nick :P
*inserts a whale*
You get Dale the Whale from Monk. :P
*inserts thread*
You get textiles.
*inserts carpets*
You get a floor
*inserts dignity*
You get embarassment.
*inserts Appletini*
You get Orangina.
*inserts green eggs & ham*
You get serious food poisoning
*inserts India*
You get Cuba
*inserts nasty drawing*
You get a better drawing. :)
*inserts 4.5 micron beads*
You get... total confusion from the machine
*inserts insanity* ;D
You get a walking trip through America and//or mass delusions ;)
*inserts sunburn*
You get sun screen and a note saying: "Please, be more careful."
*inserts Gaelic*
You get Gaelic bread.... get it? Garlic.. Gaelic... buahahaha.. yes I am lame XD
*inserts some kind of fungus* :P
You get athlete's foot.
*inserts bad movie*
You get Scary Movie. :o
*inserts chocolate*
You get a chocolate factory
*inserts an empty soda can*
You get a mountain dew shaped bruise on your back. ;D
*inserts shaved stomach*
You get a belly button ring.
*inserts old army boot*
I want a belly button ring :D
You get... an entire vast boot to the head! :D
*inserts MySpace*
You get lots of awesome friends, for example Warrel Dane! Yay :D
*inserts bed*
Quote from: Merlin on June 13, 2008, 05:17:59 PM
I want a belly button ring :D
Hurts like heck getting it in for the first time. :P
You get a couch that converts to a bed.
*inserts empty milk bottles*
You get an affair with a milk man
*inserts Bushie* ;)
You get a thick mustache! :D
*inserts a bellybutton*
*dives in after it* I have something of a fetish :P
*inserts grilled cheese*
You get a tip from a rather full and content Magical Soda machine.
*inserts a bill* (Odd that it tipped you without getting this first...)
You get a few dirty, crumpled, and torn dollars....yay?
*Inserts Across The Universe [the move, not the song :)]*
You get Lucy, in the sky with diamonds. (The girl, not the drugs)
*inserts magical CANDY machine*
You get diabetes :P
*inserts a movie*
You get popcorn.
*inserts a bicycle*
You get a tricycle.
*inserts disturbed clown*
you get a mime
*inserts frozen yoghurt*
You get parfait!
*inserts fractals*
You get a duck :P
*inserts the biggest cat in the world*
you get the biggest dog in the world
*inserts a new social networking website*
You get stalked on facebook.
*inserts fire*
You get Freddy Krueger!
*inserts Jason Voorhees*
you get Jason the Argonaut
inserts sleep
You get awesome dreams
*inserts space*
You get a multiverse :P
*inserts a dream*
You get a nightmare. :o
*inserts a napkin*
You get Mr. Napkinhead.
*inserts empty stomach*
You get a 3-course meal!
*inserts a pirate*
You get an eye patch
*Inserts Disneyworld*
you get Disneyland
*inserst fake nose and ears*
You get the CIA! :o :o
*inserts a mööse*
You get a moosehead on your wall.
*inserts "missing frontal lobe" sign*
You get a lobotomy.
*inserts a lobster*
You get a weird mutant Yonkey-lobster
*inserts bad weather*
You get an umbrella (ella, ella)!
*inserts blanket*
You get warmth.
*inserts fluff*
You get Fluffenella! :D :D
*inserts dirty room*
You get a clean one :D
*inserts carnival game prize*
You get a giant awkward to carry Spongebob.
*inserts Eliot Reed*
you get E.T. and a book :suffer:
*inserts a magnifying glass*
You get dead ants.
*inserts leaf*
You get a maple leaf. ;D
*inserts a jar of pickles*
The magical soda machine throws up :P
*inserts a coin* XD
You get a token. :)
*inserts a full achievement*
You get a gold medal.
*inserts Dutch loss :(*
You get less Orange.. :D
*inserts happy pretty things*
you get an invitation for a party inside the MSM
*inserts key*
You get a locked door.
*inserts 700 gig hard drive ;)*
You get lots and lots of.. videos of cute animals! :D
*inserts best night ever*
You get memories that'll last forever.
*inserts credit card*
You get your identity stolen!
*inserts insurance claims*
You get a world without insurance :)
*inserts all the forums users*
You get a panda and "the forum's users."
*inserts strained relations with his inner stickler*
You get a bruised ego.
*inserts comedic genius George Carlin (R.I.P.)*
You get a tear :'(
*inserts The Prodigy*
You get a firestarter
*inserts Tesla coil*
You get a copy of Command and Conquer: Red Alert.
*inserts watermelon seeds*
You get more watermelons! ;D
*inserts a draft*
You get a pitcher.
*inserts spam*
You get Terry Jones.
*inserts fuzzy face*
you get "the mask"
*inserts parts for a new magic soda machine tread*
You get an error! :P
*inserts Yonkey into the magical soda machine*
*the machine makes weird beeps and blips*
The machine goes temporarily out of order... :o