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Title: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 05, 2007, 08:32:10 PM
Here's an interesting game I saw on the RateMyTeachers forum which I'm hoping hasn't already been introduced:

You find a magical soda machine. You put anything you want in it. Then the next person tells them what they got back, which can be anything, and inserts something.

To start:
*inserts a dollar*

Edit: Oh, and the usual two post rule. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 05, 2007, 08:36:56 PM
You get back a jar of mayonnaise

*inserts a poker chip*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 05, 2007, 08:40:34 PM
No whammys, no whammys!.....Ooooooooh... It's a Whammy :(


*inserts a fried green tomato*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 05, 2007, 08:52:06 PM
You get a empty dvd box.

*inserts an extremely rare penny*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 05, 2007, 08:54:59 PM
*gets a fried green tomato* ewww!


*inserts a staple*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 05, 2007, 08:58:24 PM
You get back a staple food.

*inserts a guitar pick*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 05, 2007, 09:00:02 PM
You get a a cake in the shape of musical note.

*inserts class ring*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 05, 2007, 09:01:45 PM
Out comes....the prom king!

*inserts a dead battery*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Shades2585 on April 05, 2007, 09:22:09 PM
receives movie "Batteries Not Included"

inserts watch
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 05, 2007, 09:37:02 PM
receives 1 coupon for a free hour, no questions asked

*crams planet through coin slot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 06, 2007, 03:25:15 AM
You get a globe.


*inserts a calculator into the slot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 06, 2007, 06:07:21 AM
You get a nutrition label.

*inserts blanket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 06, 2007, 06:17:51 AM
you get a weddingdress

*inserts a job advertisement*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 06, 2007, 07:14:23 AM
you get a rejection notice

*inserts a blue moose*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 06, 2007, 07:59:59 AM
You get a red muffin.

*inserts rough draft of story*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 06, 2007, 08:26:59 AM
you get a newspaper.

*inserts a fake mustage*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 06, 2007, 11:47:57 AM
*you get a real mustache* :o

I think you should return that... :X *sticks the mustache back in the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 06, 2007, 01:14:47 PM
You get a toupee!

*inserts report card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 06, 2007, 01:21:36 PM
You get two A's, an A-, and one C+ for that subject that just didn't agree with you.

*inserts disk 1*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 06, 2007, 01:35:15 PM
you reciep a virus

Oo that should be removed quickly
*inserts virus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 06, 2007, 01:39:04 PM
You receive a message saying "You have introduced a new virus. The magical soda machine will now explode in thirty seconds!" :o

Uh oh!
*quickly inserts anti-virus software*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 06, 2007, 02:54:39 PM
You get a clean soda machine.

*inserts a fried egg*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2007, 05:02:16 AM
you get a spoiled egg

* inserts a schoolbook *
I hope that was a good idea. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 07, 2007, 09:17:58 AM
You get an episode of "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"

*inserts a copy of KQ III*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 07, 2007, 10:18:20 AM
You get a shopping list of magical ingredients.

*inserts a dragon's tooth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2007, 12:53:13 PM
You get fluffy
(ownership not included)

*inserts eastern bunny*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 07, 2007, 02:19:44 PM
You get a western bunny.  ;D

*inserts a severed finger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 07, 2007, 06:42:28 PM
You get your very own Wormtail.

*inserts a record*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2007, 02:15:28 PM
you get a label

* inserts his lunch *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2007, 02:16:38 PM
You get the empty wrappers back. Looks like the soda machine was hungery.:P

*inserts a stick of gum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on April 08, 2007, 05:36:03 PM
Get's back a chewed up wad.

Inserts a horse.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2007, 07:03:41 PM
You get a bucket of oats.

*inserts a house*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2007, 07:12:30 PM
you get a wheel of cheese

*inserts time*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2007, 08:09:23 PM
You get an hourglass.

*inserts love*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 08, 2007, 08:12:48 PM
you get a cheesy heart shaped valentine

*inserts a microscope*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2007, 03:40:18 AM
you get you're science experiment

*inserts bagpipe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 09, 2007, 08:09:15 PM
You get a kilt

*inserts Connor MacLeod*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 09, 2007, 08:13:20 PM
You get a smashed CD.

*inserts a wallpaper sample*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 09, 2007, 08:18:04 PM
you get a badly decorated room

*inserts sailboat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 09, 2007, 08:19:14 PM
You get a pirate ship. :D

*inserts the jolly roger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 09, 2007, 08:35:56 PM
you get a jolly rancher!

*inserts pixie stix*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 09, 2007, 08:38:28 PM
you get some pixie dust!

*inserts aardvark*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 09, 2007, 08:52:10 PM
You get ants.

*inserts car keys*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 09, 2007, 08:54:23 PM
You get an old junker. :P

*inserts lost poster for Reffus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 09, 2007, 08:55:10 PM
You get Reffus! yayayay he must have been hiding in there the whole time!


*inserts math teacher*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 09, 2007, 08:56:21 PM
You get someone to berate for teaching you a worthless subject  ::)

*inserts a can of Spam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Rosella on April 09, 2007, 09:40:10 PM
You get a Dennis. The less said about this, the better. :P

*inserts emotion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 09, 2007, 10:48:59 PM
You get a loong list over ever emotion possible. :P

*inserts Reffus* XD
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 10, 2007, 01:27:16 AM
you get nothing, wait an empty can of soda.
That guy must have took it while it came out.

*inserts empty soda can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 10, 2007, 02:55:19 PM
you get back a squashed piece of metal

*inserts duct tape*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 10, 2007, 03:00:12 PM
You get duck tape :P

*inserts a can of green beans*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 10, 2007, 03:05:27 PM
you get a plate whit coocked beans

*inserts a brain*
* hopes to get a rubber chicken *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2007, 03:59:28 PM
you get... ...

...

...

a dutch prince :P

seemed like you wanted that more

*inserts a block of cheese*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 10, 2007, 04:05:10 PM
You get nachos.

*inserts a pair of rainbows*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 10, 2007, 04:14:27 PM
you get a rubber chicken


*inserts cement brick*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 10, 2007, 04:16:58 PM
you get a concrete brick

*inserts fake money*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 10, 2007, 04:28:02 PM
You get a bicycle!

*inserts ball-point pen*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 10, 2007, 04:29:05 PM
You get a feather and pot of ink :P

*inserts dinner*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 10, 2007, 05:06:48 PM
you get dessert

*inserts crayon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 10, 2007, 07:26:48 PM
You get a candle made up of smooshed together crayon bits.

*inserts self*

Edit: I mean ALL of self.....Get your minds from the gutter, people  :suffer:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 10, 2007, 07:31:15 PM
You get a quarter.

*inserts cell phone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2007, 07:52:22 PM
You get minutes! Spend them wisely.

*inserts hoop*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 10, 2007, 08:12:38 PM
You get Hooper! :P

*inserts gallon of milk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 11, 2007, 05:16:54 AM
you get a cow

*inserts a picture*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 11, 2007, 11:41:44 AM
You get a used roll of film.

*inserts a clown*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 11, 2007, 11:44:36 AM
you get a ticket for the circus

inserts nasty boss
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 11, 2007, 01:31:36 PM
You get a new and better job! :D

*inserts chicken sandwich*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 11, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
You get a turkey sandwich.

*inserts desk lamp*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 11, 2007, 03:02:42 PM
You get a desk full of shredded newspapers.

*inserts a cat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 11, 2007, 04:29:40 PM
you get a dog

*inserts a tv*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 11, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
you get the missing remote!

*inserts a coin*  ::) ...what a silly idea...
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 11, 2007, 04:44:32 PM
You get a normal, run of the mill soda machine.

*inserts an ancient stone coin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 11, 2007, 04:49:26 PM
You get an ancient can of soda. Or maybe it's just a small clay pitcher filled with wine.

*inserts student ID*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 11, 2007, 05:12:25 PM
You get an exam. :o

*inserts homework*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 11, 2007, 05:29:31 PM
you get an F


*inserts button*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 12, 2007, 02:27:37 AM
you get a repaired jacket

*inserts Alladins lamp*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 12, 2007, 05:18:28 AM
You get the empty note fro KQII+ :P

*inserts bad news*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 12, 2007, 10:58:36 AM
You get an incredibly bratty paperboy.

*inserts hand sanitizer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 12, 2007, 01:32:22 PM
you get a dirty hand

*inserts blue tooth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 12, 2007, 01:56:06 PM
You get a PDA.

*inserts a spatula*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 12, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
You get 5 pounds of raw hamburger.

*inserts beard hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 12, 2007, 02:19:08 PM
you get a hair-creatoin cream

*inserts some of his own DNA*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 12, 2007, 02:25:03 PM
You get a twin!

*inserts sister*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 12, 2007, 02:30:03 PM
you get a brother

*inserts shoppinglist*
( \/ Drapt. Now I have to pay \/ )
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 12, 2007, 03:51:26 PM
You get a grocery bill! :P

*inserts apple pie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 12, 2007, 05:03:58 PM
you get an empty pie tin

*inserts waffle iron*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 12, 2007, 05:05:52 PM
You get a pancake. How does that work? :P

*inserts brother that came out of the soda machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 12, 2007, 05:29:35 PM
You get a mutant from Space Quest V.

*inserts a pair of pants*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 13, 2007, 03:18:35 AM
you get a pair of jeans

*inserts a DVD*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 13, 2007, 08:25:39 AM
You get a DVD player!

*inserts spam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Rosella on April 13, 2007, 07:14:56 PM
You get Saline-ly Processed Altered-"Meat"! XP

*inserts ice cream*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 13, 2007, 07:40:57 PM
You get ice cream cake.

*inserts sleepiness* :sleepy:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 14, 2007, 02:59:39 AM
you get a bed

*inserts baseball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2007, 07:58:03 AM
You get a baseball field


*inserts passport*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 14, 2007, 09:30:28 AM
You get a driver's license.

*inserts a thermometer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2007, 10:19:29 AM
You get a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

*inserts tissue*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 14, 2007, 11:14:13 AM
ACHOOO! You get a cold.

*inserts rugby player*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 14, 2007, 12:03:12 PM
you get a basebal player

*inserts an apple*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 14, 2007, 04:25:24 PM
You get an apple pie. YUM!

*inserts the Rosetta Stone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2007, 04:34:59 PM
You get a rose.

*inserts favorite fantasy book of all time*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 14, 2007, 10:42:12 PM
You get a famous sci-fi author.

*inserts :suffer:*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Jafar on April 14, 2007, 10:44:32 PM
You get a spoiler! But you have too many items in your inventory. You lost the spoiler.

*Inserts spyware*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 15, 2007, 01:18:46 AM
you get a spy

*inserts a car*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2007, 01:19:47 AM
You get Daniel Craig

*inserts a toilet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 15, 2007, 08:51:08 AM
You get a bathtub.

*inserts a cow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 15, 2007, 10:24:55 AM
you get me  :P (ain't gonna tell you how thats possible  ::) _

inserts duck-tape
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 15, 2007, 10:29:14 AM
you get a duck

*inserts a rubber chicken*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Princess Rosella on April 15, 2007, 10:31:08 AM
You get a REAL Chicken.

*inserts a book*

-Lessa
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 15, 2007, 04:00:03 PM
You get a badly-made movie adaptation.

*inserts laptop*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 15, 2007, 04:22:03 PM
you get a laptop with a broken multi-drive!

*inserts differential equations of monstrous proportions* (It just wouldn't count if they weren't of monstrous proportions. ;))
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 15, 2007, 04:51:18 PM
you get simplified differential equations of monstrous proportions

*inserts a dino-egg*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 15, 2007, 05:09:00 PM
You get a chocolate egg!

*inserts a peep*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 15, 2007, 05:18:16 PM
You get a sugar cube. :P

*inserts Dracula*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 15, 2007, 05:24:42 PM
You get a stake.



*inserts glass*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2007, 07:12:07 PM
You get a perfectly formed stained glass window.

*inserts a golden snitch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 15, 2007, 08:08:20 PM
You get a Firebolt!

*inserts a ROUS*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 15, 2007, 08:23:47 PM
You get Prince Humperdink.  ;)

*inserts lightbulb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 16, 2007, 01:47:47 AM
you get a  energy saving lightbulb

*inserts fantasy event pictures*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2007, 03:23:48 AM
You get a door to a fantasy dimension. :P

*inserts a portal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 16, 2007, 04:54:18 AM
You get a Scroll of Town Portal.

*inserts Scroll of Identify*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 16, 2007, 07:31:53 AM
You get an ID card.

*inserts alarm clock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2007, 12:42:04 PM
you get a cock

*inserts savings-pig*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 16, 2007, 03:32:06 PM
you get bacon

*inserts tissue*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 16, 2007, 04:53:39 PM
You get crocodile tears.

*inserts a monkey's paw*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 16, 2007, 05:39:50 PM
You get four wishes. (I love that episode of the Simpsons!)

*inserts spoiled egg*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 16, 2007, 05:46:54 PM
You get Nightmare!

*inserts a poiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 16, 2007, 06:37:09 PM
you get Cedric  :suffer:


*inserts caterpillar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 16, 2007, 07:51:15 PM
You get a butterfly! :D  (Yeah I know. Predictable ::))

*inserts Little Red Riding Hood*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 16, 2007, 09:52:10 PM
You get a wolf that has had stomach surgery.

*inserts a stick in the mud*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 16, 2007, 09:55:48 PM
You get swamp ooze.

*inserts Cedric*
I don't want him; some else can have him. ::)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 17, 2007, 03:06:21 AM
you get an other talking owl. :P

*inserts rotten tomato*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 17, 2007, 07:56:35 AM
You get a fresh tomato.

*inserts a pineapple*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 17, 2007, 08:04:06 AM
You get pineapple chunks.

*inserts fire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 17, 2007, 08:07:12 AM
You get a fire starter log. :P

*inserts IM chat log*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 17, 2007, 10:00:47 AM
you get a humorous chat log... *wishes he had one to post*


*inserts a coupon for one free humorous chat*

we'll see what happens...
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 17, 2007, 01:57:50 PM
you get a invitation to a humorous chat.

*insets cool-aid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 17, 2007, 02:31:45 PM
You get poisoned.

*inserts a slice of watermelon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 17, 2007, 02:34:00 PM
You get watermelon-flavored lollipops.

*inserts Latin verb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 17, 2007, 02:39:14 PM
you get a translation

*inserts poison*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 17, 2007, 03:32:36 PM
You get a snake.

*inserts a brain*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 17, 2007, 05:08:04 PM
You get a human anatomy textbook.

*inserts a simolean*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 17, 2007, 05:41:50 PM
You get a buck, a male deer.

*inserts a rotting banana peel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 17, 2007, 05:50:45 PM
you get a rotten banana peel [the soda machine didnt want it]

*inserts a paintbrush*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 17, 2007, 05:57:35 PM
You get a room that needs to be painted! :(

*inserts trick question*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 17, 2007, 07:18:01 PM
You get the wrong answer.

*inserts the color green*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 17, 2007, 08:13:55 PM
You get Kermit the Frog's CD single, "It's Not So Easy Being Green."

*inserts floppy disk 2*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 17, 2007, 08:15:58 PM
You get a true floppy disk.


*inserts puppy dog collar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 17, 2007, 08:17:29 PM
You get a completely shaved poodle.

*reinserts even more rotten banana peel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 18, 2007, 01:18:56 AM
you get even more rotten banana peel back [I don't think the machine likes them]

*inserts a paperclip*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 18, 2007, 06:36:28 AM
You get a masterpiece made completely out of paper clips.

*inserts water bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 18, 2007, 09:34:08 AM
You get a Coke bottle.

*inserts calculator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 18, 2007, 09:42:13 AM
you get the result of your last test back

*inserts fake ticket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 18, 2007, 01:17:28 PM
You get kicked out of a movie theater.

*inserts a ripped lamp shade*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 18, 2007, 01:37:14 PM
You get a ripped up couch to match.

*inserts laundry detergent*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 18, 2007, 01:54:19 PM
You get your laundry washed and folded.


*inserts water bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 18, 2007, 02:39:19 PM
You get Tessy! :D  (she already said water bottle a couple posts earlier :P)

*inserts toothpaste*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 18, 2007, 02:45:14 PM
you get a floss wire

*inserts a pepper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 18, 2007, 03:23:43 PM
You get Tessy! :D  (she already said water bottle a couple posts earlier :P)
Yay! I came out of the soda machine! :D :P

You get a pepper shaker.

*inserts blade of grass*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 18, 2007, 03:57:03 PM
You get an anthill.

*inserts ants*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Jafar on April 18, 2007, 09:44:57 PM
You GET EQUIPPED WITH QUICK BOOMERANG.

...MESSAGE FROM DR.LIGHT!

Er, *inserts boot disk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 18, 2007, 10:11:26 PM
You get MS-DOS. XB

*inserts jar of pickles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 18, 2007, 10:24:22 PM
You get a cucumber.

*inserts toe nail clippings*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 19, 2007, 12:00:46 AM
you get nail varnish/nail enamel

inserts pancake
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 19, 2007, 01:20:07 AM
you get a pizza (not the chooise what's on it)

*inserts correction fluid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 19, 2007, 12:38:06 PM
You get correction tape.

*inserts Greensleeves*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 19, 2007, 12:42:50 PM
You get a green shirt, missing it's sleeves.

*inserts a ham bone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 19, 2007, 01:16:17 PM
You get green eggs and ham.


*inserts a big rubber ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 19, 2007, 01:24:51 PM
You get a ball of rubber bands. :P

*cuts off lock of hair*
*inserts it*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 19, 2007, 02:44:44 PM
you receipt the pot of gold from the leprechauns. (foolsgold)

*inserts his favorite toy animal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 19, 2007, 03:18:23 PM
You get Mr. Teddy. :o

*inserts shoelaces*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 19, 2007, 06:45:33 PM
You get a soaked old boot (straight outta the sea)

*inserts a record player*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 19, 2007, 06:48:54 PM
You get Mr. Teddy. :o
:o XB

You get a state-of-the-art mp3 player

*inserts a record player*
I want one! ::)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 19, 2007, 07:23:20 PM
no such luck sadly... you get a phonograph and a card that reads "Try again if not in the lead"

*inserts card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 19, 2007, 08:04:11 PM
you get to try again

*inserts biology book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 20, 2007, 01:05:19 AM
you get a frog and a lesson in frog biology.

*inserts fishing rod*
I do hope I catch something. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 20, 2007, 03:36:02 AM
you get something fishy

*inserst pictures of the fantasy event I go to sunday  ::) *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 20, 2007, 09:28:54 PM
You get fond memories. (Hope you have fun icarus!)

*inserts star*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 20, 2007, 10:15:59 PM
You get those glow-in-the-dark and stick-on-your-ceiling stars. :P

*inserts seaweed*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 21, 2007, 09:14:28 AM
you get flowers

*inserts nasty brother*
(\/ less troubles whis a sister than whit a brother\/)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 21, 2007, 09:18:33 AM
You get a nasty sister! XB

*inserts lemonade*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 21, 2007, 09:49:32 AM
you get a sodapop

*inserts happymeal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 21, 2007, 11:18:46 AM
You get a little toy that went with it.

*inserts sunshine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 21, 2007, 11:20:17 AM
you get the movie "little miss sunshine"

*inserts applejuice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 21, 2007, 11:47:32 AM
you get a short circuit in the magic soda machine

*puts a mechanic into the magic soda machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 21, 2007, 12:57:07 PM
You get a large repair bill.

*inserts a map*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 21, 2007, 01:14:35 PM
You get the long-lost treasure of The Flying Dutchman.

*inserts gravity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 21, 2007, 01:39:17 PM
you get a Isaac Newton*

*inserts a vacuum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 21, 2007, 01:49:48 PM
you get a black hole
Whoa, that shouldn't be kept here.
*takes black hole away from tesss*

*inserts black hole*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 21, 2007, 03:32:22 PM
you get various junk that was sucked into the black hole

*inserts contact lens*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 21, 2007, 04:50:29 PM
You get new glasses.

*inserts Superman*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 23, 2007, 02:03:23 AM
you get superwoman

*inserts a watch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on April 23, 2007, 05:35:17 PM
you get Father Time

*inserts sorbet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 23, 2007, 06:20:27 PM
You get peaches. Yummy!

*inserts one of the peaches*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 23, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
You get strawberry jam.

*inserts scratched-up DVD*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 24, 2007, 12:29:21 AM
you get a DVD repair set
*inserts You get a large repair bill  ::) *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 24, 2007, 01:32:12 AM
you get a small repair bill.

*inserts a cup*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 24, 2007, 05:37:15 AM
You get a thimble.

*inserts smallest coin in the world*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 24, 2007, 09:26:20 PM
You get a delicious dessert of your choosing.

*inserts sleepiness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 25, 2007, 12:13:41 AM
You get The Sandman.

*inserts a road construction sign from Pennsylvania*  >:(
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:24:53 AM
you get a sign saying de-tour this way. :P

*inserts dinobone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 25, 2007, 07:30:50 AM
You get a dinosaur! :P

*inserts watch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 25, 2007, 07:38:04 AM
You get Sylar from Heroes! :o

*inserts solar eclipse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 25, 2007, 10:43:46 AM
You get the moon. (Wherever will you store it?)

*inserts Gollum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 25, 2007, 11:57:25 AM
you get Smeagol

*inserts planning for a fantasy event*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2007, 12:30:58 AM
You get a ticket to a fantasy event

*inserts cure for cancer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 26, 2007, 01:15:21 AM
You get fame and fortune!

*inserts doom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 26, 2007, 05:46:51 AM
You get a superhero to save the day!

*inserts tornado*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 26, 2007, 07:49:57 AM
You get a ruby slipper


*Inserts a ticket to Wicked*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 26, 2007, 08:48:18 AM
You get the Wicked Witch of the West! :o

*inserts a light bulb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 26, 2007, 10:04:54 AM
You get an idea.

*dumps Nerds(the candy) into the machine*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2007, 11:03:11 AM
you get a pc and some glasses (now you'll be a nerd)

*inserts some uranium*
can't use it anymore. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 26, 2007, 12:02:45 PM
You get back 10 times the amount in plutonium.

*inserts oxygen*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on April 26, 2007, 03:53:43 PM
You get a balloon full of helium! Hilarity ensues. :P

*inserts the now empty balloon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
you get a ticket for a free balloontrip. :P

*inserts a steak*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 26, 2007, 04:24:14 PM
You get a very angry bull. RUN AWAY!

*inserts an awards banquet in 1 hour*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 26, 2007, 05:14:18 PM
you get a pc and some glasses (now you'll be a nerd)

But...I'm already a nerd!  :-\

Back to the machine:
You get nominated.

*inserts a British flag*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 26, 2007, 05:30:13 PM
You get a scone. You know, I'm not even sure what that is... *goes and wikis*

*inserts Wikipedia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: noaheugene20 on April 26, 2007, 05:46:52 PM
You get TSL!!!!!!

u insert cedric  ;D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 26, 2007, 06:10:10 PM
You get a slap to the face by certain anti-Cedric parties...


*inserts exams*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2007, 01:31:27 AM
You get a angry teacher (you better get those exams back)

*inserts a clown* :cesar:

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 27, 2007, 08:13:19 AM
You get Cat. :D

*inserts CC*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 27, 2007, 08:18:20 AM
You get a forward. XB

*inserts pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2007, 09:30:16 AM
you get a rock

*inserts a lemon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 27, 2007, 06:04:10 PM
You get a bag of limes.

*makes limeade and inserts it*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 27, 2007, 11:06:13 PM
You get a glass of Tang.

*inserts smoke*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 28, 2007, 03:51:43 AM
you get smokesticks

*inserts foolsgold*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 28, 2007, 09:47:47 AM
You get real gold.

*inserts real gold*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 28, 2007, 10:54:01 PM
You get wooden nickels.

*inserts an entire spanish armada*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2007, 02:14:44 AM
you get the east Indian company

*inserts all smilies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on April 29, 2007, 06:33:14 AM
you get a cartoon

*inserts coach purse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 30, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
You get a man purse. :P

*inserts photo frame*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2007, 03:59:52 PM
You get a fabulous portrait.....of me.  ;D

*inserts asparagus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 30, 2007, 07:14:59 PM
You get potatoes.

*inserts the North Star*

I hope it fits... :-\
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Farquhar on April 30, 2007, 10:57:25 PM
You get a whole galaxy small enough to fit in a pocket.... XD

*inserts empty soda bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 01, 2007, 02:47:56 AM
you get a empty kool-aid
Drunkie how could you. XD

*inserts milk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 01, 2007, 08:42:14 AM
You get a bowl of cereal.

*inserts hole puncher*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 01, 2007, 10:24:53 AM
You get paper circles! :P

*inserts a grapefruit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 01, 2007, 10:26:45 AM
You get grapefruit juice.


*inserts an electrical outlet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 01, 2007, 02:24:44 PM
You get shocked by the machine.

*inserts a toy lightsaber*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 01, 2007, 03:35:10 PM
you get a real lightsaber (batteries and instructionbooklet not included)

*insert molten lava*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on May 01, 2007, 04:58:37 PM
You get igneous rocks.

*inserts firefly*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 01, 2007, 10:49:07 PM
You get a jar in which to hold the firefly which is now gone, inside the machine. :P

*inserts Yonkey Isle and presses A3*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2007, 01:16:25 AM
*machine starts to shake horrible*
you get an autograph of yonkey on a A3 picture of him

*inserts sugar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 02, 2007, 06:27:30 PM
You get empty Pixie Stix.

*inserts a beer mug*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 02, 2007, 06:37:21 PM
you get sugar! which I insert in hopes of a pixie stix *hasn't had a pixie stick in so long*

*inserts sugar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 02, 2007, 07:05:41 PM
*ERROR...SUGAR INSERTED MUCH TOO RECENTLEY....TO AVOID EXPLOSION, BRIBE MACHINE*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 02, 2007, 07:24:50 PM
*inserts bribe* XD
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2007, 01:31:12 AM
you get a pile of 1.000.000 kg sugar

*inserts firefly*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2007, 12:37:49 PM
(why does the same stuff keep getting inserted? :P)

You get a copy of Serenity on DVD (Great show and movie)

*inserts a bottle of ketchup*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2007, 12:45:09 PM
(because)

You get mustard.

*inserts an oboe*

(anyone inserted one of those recently? ;P)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 03, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
(because... people read it and its in their mind unconsciously? *shrugs*)

You get a music stand.
(Not in the previous 15 posts, which is how many I can see on the posting page :P)

Inserts explosion.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 03, 2007, 01:12:14 PM
You get dynamite.


*inserts a raindrop*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 03, 2007, 01:13:29 PM
You get a monsoon. :P

*inserts a tornado*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 03, 2007, 01:29:28 PM
you get stick in the mud

inserts hands (blasted Eczemait's killing me. I can hardly move my hands/fingers)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2007, 02:01:15 PM
you get robot limbs

*inserts mash-vat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2007, 03:26:12 PM
You get a card that says, "Huh?"

*inserts a wig*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 03, 2007, 04:12:11 PM
You get scissors


*inserts window blinds*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2007, 06:46:36 PM
You get a mess and a card that says, "Please, try again."

*inserts card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 03, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
You get a poster saying "Please, try again."

*inserts Everlasting Gobstopper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 03, 2007, 07:09:53 PM
You get Nerds


*inserts cheese dip*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2007, 07:42:50 PM
Get get cheez in a can.

*inserts Ranch Doritos*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2007, 07:56:24 PM
you don't get anything because I snatch the Ranch Doritos before you can insert them... *really wants some Ranch Doritos*

here, I'll insert my keys and you can have whatever comes out...
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2007, 08:17:10 PM
*thinks people are messing with the rules alot lately :P*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2007, 08:19:46 PM
 ::) but I really wanted the Doritos...  :P You still get whatever comes out next ;P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 03, 2007, 09:08:17 PM
You get a brand new sports car.


*inserts sunglasses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2007, 11:56:14 PM
you get sunlotion

*inserts card that says, "Huh?"*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 04, 2007, 04:47:08 AM
You get a thank you card

*Inserts mutant cow* :evil:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 04, 2007, 07:59:37 AM
You get mutant milk.

*inserts Gleise 581 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6589157.stm)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 04, 2007, 08:05:41 AM
You get an alien. :o

*inserts laundry detergent*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 04, 2007, 08:20:28 AM
you get clean laundry

*inserts a dictionary*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 04, 2007, 08:49:33 AM
You get a ridiculously huge word which is actually just a bunch of Greek words slammed together in German like fashion: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoco niosis. hmm... possibly with some Latin thrown in for good measure...

*inserts an M&M*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 04, 2007, 09:36:20 AM
You get Skittles :P


*inserts webcam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 04, 2007, 01:56:50 PM
you get a magic mirror

*inserts stop sign* :stop:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 04, 2007, 02:33:21 PM
You get a Dead End sign.

*inserts a river*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 04, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
You get a "crossing the river" riddle.

*inserts answer to riddle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 05, 2007, 02:41:19 PM
you get the clue

*inserts galons of paint*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on May 05, 2007, 02:50:52 PM
you get a freshly painted house

*inserts pink sharpie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on May 06, 2007, 09:41:37 AM
You get an orange highlighter.

*inerts sunflower*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 06, 2007, 05:45:13 PM
You get seeds.

*inserts an entire baseball team*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 06, 2007, 07:14:22 PM
You get a a bat signed by the team.

*inserts seven-league boots*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 07, 2007, 02:07:32 AM
you get put in the list of players

*inserts a goat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 07, 2007, 04:27:03 AM
you get cheese

*inserts a chinchilla*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 07, 2007, 08:10:26 AM
You get a Drunken Chinchilla. XD

*inserts a bowl of cereal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 07, 2007, 12:46:05 PM
You get a lifetime supply of Frosted Flakes.

*inserts camera memory card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 07, 2007, 04:07:29 PM
you get the pictures on high quality paper

*inserts a pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 07, 2007, 04:51:39 PM
you get feathers

*inserts parking permit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 07, 2007, 05:35:14 PM
You get a parking ticket. :-\

*inserts cup of boiling water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 07, 2007, 05:52:05 PM
OUCH. You get burned.

*inserts 'medicine' *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 08, 2007, 06:58:54 AM
you get ill :dead:

*inserts carrots*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 08, 2007, 08:32:38 AM
You get a rabbit. :P

*inserts a photograph*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 08, 2007, 08:38:42 AM
You get a photographer.

*inserts shampoo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 08, 2007, 11:08:01 AM
You get dandruff.  :-X

*inserts biohazardous materials*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 08, 2007, 12:42:23 PM
You get a clean environment


*inserts lamp*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 08, 2007, 01:05:59 PM
you get Cornelius

*inserts his last red coin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on May 08, 2007, 08:51:31 PM
You get a regular can of soda.

*inserts (well, crams in) a bag of flower*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 08, 2007, 09:04:34 PM
Considering rivers and entire galaxies have gone in, flour probably doesn't take much cramming  :suffer:

You get a birthday cake.

*inserts a plastic flamingo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 08, 2007, 09:07:47 PM
Considering rivers and entire galaxies have gone in, flour probably doesn't take much cramming  :suffer:
lol, exactly my thought.

You get Wanda from the tv show Wishbone.

*inserts lol*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on May 08, 2007, 10:27:12 PM
Considering rivers and entire galaxies have gone in, flour probably doesn't take much cramming  :suffer:

Very true, very true. XD


Anyways... you get lollerskates!

*inserts rotflcopter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 09, 2007, 02:19:18 AM
You get a copter which doesn't fly cause the pilot has died laughing.

*inserts a rotting head*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2007, 02:29:59 AM
you get a shrunken rotting head

*inserts agenda*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 09, 2007, 10:39:05 AM
You get a deadline.

*inserts telephone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 09, 2007, 10:56:04 AM
you get a wrong number!

*inserts head (for safe keeping)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 09, 2007, 11:00:13 AM
You get a note that reads, "IOU One Brain".

*inserts tacos*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2007, 01:23:48 PM
you get crisps

*inserts cartoon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 09, 2007, 02:59:03 PM
You get a cartoonist.

*inserts key to dorm room*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 09, 2007, 04:28:30 PM
you get the deed to a collage

*inserts a pink Nintendo DS*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 09, 2007, 07:57:45 PM
You get the Dainty Lady.

*inserts a football stadium*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 10, 2007, 01:24:09 AM
you get the football cup

*inserts the black lotus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 10, 2007, 07:47:59 AM
You get an intriguing Chinese movie.

*inserts fastidiousness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 10, 2007, 08:20:12 AM
You get sloppy. :P

*inserts a squirrel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 10, 2007, 11:15:07 AM
You get an albino squirrel.

*inserts corndog*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 10, 2007, 12:42:26 PM
you get a hotdog

*inserts empty rechargeable battery*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 10, 2007, 08:56:58 PM
You get a picture of a lightning bolt.

*inserts Benjamin Franklin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 10, 2007, 10:34:06 PM
You get a fried ballistics gel Ben Franklin. :suffer:

*inserts Facebook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 11, 2007, 02:25:38 AM
you get soem cream for your face

*inserts a ghost*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 11, 2007, 04:19:51 AM
You get ghost story

*inserts lip gloss*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 11, 2007, 06:34:25 AM
you get balloons! XD

*inserts request for lab stuff*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 11, 2007, 08:54:50 AM
You get a bunch of the wrong lab stuff. :-\

*inserts beef jerky*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 11, 2007, 08:56:45 AM
You get a pig.


*inserts dictionary*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 11, 2007, 09:00:13 AM
You get a thesaurus.

*inserts compost*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 11, 2007, 09:44:56 AM
you get a garden

*inserts fish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 11, 2007, 01:54:52 PM
You get the Singing Ring the fish ate.

*inserts lemur*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 11, 2007, 03:04:39 PM
You get a zoo.

*inserts Simon the Sorcerer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 11, 2007, 05:15:01 PM
you get Simon the Wizard ;D

*inserts a barbarian*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 11, 2007, 09:43:06 PM
You get the Cow King from Diablo II.

*inserts cellphone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on May 11, 2007, 09:46:19 PM
you get a very expensive cell phone bill  :P
 
*inserts chewed gum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 12, 2007, 12:25:43 AM
The machine yells at you, "Don't throw your garbage in here!"

*inserts a bag of walnuts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2007, 04:22:26 AM
you get a bag of peanuts

*inserts peppermint*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 12, 2007, 07:13:08 AM
You get a mint leaf


*inserts golden egg*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 12, 2007, 07:34:59 AM
You get a mint.

*inserts fire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2007, 08:53:50 AM
water sprays out of the machine
I think it doesn't like fire. :P

*inserts a rock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 12, 2007, 09:14:19 AM
You get a precious gemstone. :D

*inserts bed spring*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 12, 2007, 02:48:27 PM
you get a bed knob

*inserts broomstick*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 12, 2007, 05:39:54 PM
You get Angela Lansbury.

*inserts murder weapon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on May 12, 2007, 08:32:31 PM
you get a slip of paper that says "Mrs. Scarlet, in the Library with the wrench"

*inserts the number 47*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 12, 2007, 09:42:15 PM
You get 42.

*inserts a penguin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 13, 2007, 02:40:32 PM
You get Ice and a lot of it!
Whoa an Ice-age is starting

* inserts a piece of paper *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 13, 2007, 05:04:05 PM
You get a very wet piece of paper.
Looks like all the ice is melting. :P

*inserts court case*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 13, 2007, 05:21:59 PM
Your case gets thrown out due to lack of evidence.

*inserts empty Pringles can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 14, 2007, 12:11:52 AM
you get a empty crisp bag

*inserts scissors*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 14, 2007, 12:13:49 AM
you get rock

*inserts a train*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 14, 2007, 04:31:58 AM
you get a toy train (batteries not included)

*inserts a pair of socks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 14, 2007, 06:31:53 AM
You get a sweater.

*inserts Pluto* (animated dog or not-planet or planet--you decide)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 14, 2007, 07:01:04 AM
you get mickey, jupiter + a extreme small planet

*inserts theory of gravity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 14, 2007, 08:15:43 AM
You get the Law of Gravity.

*inserts champagne*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 14, 2007, 10:12:08 AM
You get Christopher Walken.

*inserts the Death Star*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 14, 2007, 10:22:56 AM
you get a moon

*inserts the supporters of two rival soccer teams*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 14, 2007, 11:20:16 AM
You get bloodshed. :no:

*inserts smallest camera ever invented*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 14, 2007, 01:11:40 PM
you get an even smaller camera

*inserts baked beans*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on May 14, 2007, 03:17:40 PM
you get refried beans

*inserts ipod*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2007, 01:23:18 AM
you get a walkman

*inserts his left sock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 04:12:15 AM
You get a cookie. :D

*inserts a teabag*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 15, 2007, 04:21:38 AM
you get a tea party

*inserts the meaning of life*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2007, 07:55:23 AM
you get the meaning of death

*inserts first and last page of a book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 15, 2007, 08:43:53 AM
You get a confusing story. :P

*inserts a doorknob*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:14:50 PM
You get a letter !!!

*inserts an airbag*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 15, 2007, 01:47:23 PM
You get a bag of groceries.


*inserts chocolate malt*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 15, 2007, 02:06:59 PM
you get chocolat milk

*inserts cold tea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 02:09:53 PM
/me  watches as Icarus puts cold tea into the machine and air comes out

*inserts gold coin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2007, 02:51:23 PM
* looks closely to deloria while the machine gives her a prediction from M.M. *

*inserts nightshade*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 15, 2007, 03:50:55 PM
You get Shades! 8)

*inserts lithium battery*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 16, 2007, 04:53:53 PM
You get a TV remote....minus it's batteries.

*inserts a box of Hamburger Helper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 17, 2007, 04:25:54 AM
you get dinner, eww it's all mushy!(and a little stale!) :(

*inserts glow stick*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 05:39:04 AM
You get a string of lights.

*inserts note*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2007, 06:57:18 AM
you get a reply

*inserts toiletpaper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 17, 2007, 09:41:28 AM
You get a low-flow toilet.


*inserts a keyboard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 17, 2007, 09:48:33 AM
You get a piano.

*inserts a red pepper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2007, 11:28:58 AM
you get "The hot chilly peppers"

*inserts last minute appointment*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 17, 2007, 12:00:17 PM
You get to wait for the professor.

*inserts wait weight*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 17, 2007, 02:34:55 PM
You get bulging muscles.

*pinches nose and inserts used diaper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on May 17, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
You get... oh GOD... what IS that???

*quickly stuffs it back in*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 17, 2007, 04:38:40 PM
You get a clean diaper.
That's better. :P

*inserts head cold*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 17, 2007, 07:02:50 PM
You get a decongestant.

*inserts cough syrup*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 17, 2007, 09:05:58 PM
You get maple syrup. :P

*inserts chocolate bar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on May 18, 2007, 01:12:17 AM
You get a golden ticket! :D

*inserts Batman*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 18, 2007, 01:56:06 AM
you get CÚsar Bittar   :P

*inserts broken cooler*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on May 18, 2007, 04:23:57 AM
you get a picnic

*inserts angry looking lion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 18, 2007, 04:38:17 AM
you get a angry looking liontamer

*inserts a mouse *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 18, 2007, 03:33:25 PM
You get a horribly frightened elephant.

*inserts Barney the dinosaur*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on May 18, 2007, 09:34:34 PM
you get baby-bop

*inserts mushroom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on May 19, 2007, 02:02:25 AM
You get an umbrella that looks an awful lot like a mushroom.

*inserts syntax*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 19, 2007, 02:16:23 AM
you get a typewriter

*inserts a piece of silver lining*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 19, 2007, 08:54:56 AM
You get a cloak.

*inserts peanut butter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 20, 2007, 01:20:16 AM
You get a celery stick.

*inserts one buffalo ranch dorito*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 20, 2007, 05:35:43 AM
You get a bag of crunched buffalo ranch doritos



*insert ice cream cone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 20, 2007, 08:14:17 AM
you get a sunny day

*inserts firewall*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 20, 2007, 04:14:55 PM
you get a FIRE!

*inserts water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 20, 2007, 04:43:16 PM
You get steam.

*inserts Yorkshire terrier*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 20, 2007, 06:15:57 PM
You get a Scottish Terrier.

*inserts England*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 21, 2007, 12:22:56 AM
you get Scotland

*inserts bicycle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 21, 2007, 04:29:54 AM
You get a Yorkshire rose belatedly. :P

*refuses to part with Albion and instead inserts Dalriada* ;D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 21, 2007, 07:43:11 AM
You get Western Scotland and Northern Ireland...ooo and Gaelic. :P


*inserts water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 21, 2007, 08:38:35 AM
again water
* water exits the machine from all his sides *
wait it aint water it's kool-aid! ;D
*waits till the flow stops*

*inserts flamethrower*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 21, 2007, 01:46:25 PM
Ew, someone mop up the floor, it's all sticky with Kool-Aid :P

You get a WWI trench.

*inserts raw hamburger meat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 21, 2007, 10:08:03 PM
You get hamburgers with tomato and lettuce.

*inserts ladybug*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 24, 2007, 12:35:09 PM
*is glad he's no longer carrying procrastination*
*had the idea to stick him in the magical soda machine*

you get some change


*inserts a soda*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 24, 2007, 01:29:03 PM
You get a snack.

*inserts a Tylenol*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 24, 2007, 02:01:33 PM
Unfortunately for you, that backfires and you get a headache.

*inserts three week old sandwich*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 24, 2007, 02:22:13 PM
You get a 3-minute old sandwich. :D

*inserts noodle pool toy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 24, 2007, 03:01:42 PM
You get mold.

*inserts toy!*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 25, 2007, 01:13:37 AM
you get a book

*inserts eggs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 25, 2007, 06:10:20 AM
You get an omelet.

*inserts picture frame*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 25, 2007, 06:37:53 AM
You get a picture!

*inserts a playing card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 25, 2007, 08:04:10 AM
You get a Pokemon. o_O

*inserts seatbelt*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 25, 2007, 09:06:10 AM
you get a airbag

*inserts fountain*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 25, 2007, 12:42:24 PM
You get youth.

*inserts Monopoly*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 25, 2007, 01:00:53 PM
You get Life!

*inserts little blue peg person*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 25, 2007, 01:02:42 PM
You get a little pink person.

*inserts dice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 25, 2007, 01:04:19 PM
You get a seven! :D

*inserts toothpaste*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on May 25, 2007, 01:07:07 PM
you get plaque
[should've brushed your teeth instead of inserting the toothbrush]

*inserts paramecium*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 25, 2007, 06:21:31 PM
You get a pericellular coat!

*inserts a polystyrene sphere*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 25, 2007, 06:46:07 PM
You get a physics model.

*inserts twin daggers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 25, 2007, 10:57:33 PM
you get a sword

*inserts coffin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 26, 2007, 05:47:37 AM
you get a  Magical Soda Machine that goes on holiday

now where should I insert the rabbit?
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 26, 2007, 08:41:02 AM
In the magical vending machine right next to the soda machine?

You get a carrot.

*inserts broccoli*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 26, 2007, 11:11:21 AM
You get cauliflower.

*inserts pineapple*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 26, 2007, 01:47:32 PM
You get a welcoming mat.

*inserts mail armor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 26, 2007, 03:35:21 PM
You get MALE armor, aka, a codpiece  :suffer:

*inserts Davy Jones' heart*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 26, 2007, 07:45:32 PM
You get POTC2.

*inserts desire to see movies!*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 26, 2007, 10:59:54 PM
You get a movie store gift certificate.

*inserts lighthouse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 26, 2007, 11:09:01 PM
You get a boat crashing into the shore cause the lighthouse is gone.

*inserts medication*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 27, 2007, 02:32:57 AM
you get a headage

*inserts dice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 28, 2007, 12:11:17 AM
You get a Yahtzee game.

*inserts maelstrom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Oldbushie on May 28, 2007, 12:56:19 AM
You got TaleSpin! :D

*inserts a jawbreaker*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 28, 2007, 08:05:47 AM
you get a denture

*inserts black leopard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 28, 2007, 02:29:43 PM
Awww...You get a little black kitten.

*inserts the Phantom, from Phantom of the Opera*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 28, 2007, 02:48:55 PM
You get a mask.

*inserts a fever*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 28, 2007, 03:55:56 PM
you get a coughing magical vending machine

*inserts doctor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 28, 2007, 04:16:57 PM
You get the vending machine to stop coughing.

*inserts a shruken head*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 28, 2007, 04:29:11 PM
You get a high-pitched voice.

*inserts air*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 28, 2007, 04:59:27 PM
You get a tank of nitrogen and a tank of oxygen.

*inserts pretzel-warmer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 28, 2007, 06:17:04 PM
You get a pretzel.

*inserts popcorn*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 28, 2007, 07:34:15 PM
You get corn on the cob.

*inserts a roman gladiator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 28, 2007, 08:10:02 PM
Recipis gladium.

*inserts Athenaze*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 28, 2007, 09:46:04 PM
You get a page listing vocabulary.

*inserts beach ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 29, 2007, 03:53:15 AM
Awww...You get a little black kitten.
Finaly a spy for in the asylum! ;D
Go kitten spy on CC for me. :P


you get a beach

*inserts honey*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 29, 2007, 05:14:03 AM
You get bees.

*inserts bears*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 29, 2007, 08:47:32 AM
You get Goldilocks! :P

*inserts BBQ*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 29, 2007, 03:41:05 PM
You get hot coals.

*inserts chicken bones*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 29, 2007, 04:17:05 PM
You get a wishbone.

*inserts transistor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2007, 08:28:18 AM
you get energy

*inserts a teacup*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 31, 2007, 01:01:44 PM
You get tea.

*inserts ice cube*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 31, 2007, 03:22:29 PM
You get crushed ice.

*inserts thermometer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 31, 2007, 05:24:31 PM
You get burnt.

*inserts stomach acid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 31, 2007, 08:53:26 PM
You get heartburn.

*inserts piece of coral*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2007, 10:50:41 PM
you get a fish

*inserts a werewolf*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 31, 2007, 11:55:56 PM
You get a deformed Weasley brother.

*inserts chocolate cream pie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 01, 2007, 05:41:03 AM
You get an empty pie plate. I guess the machine was hungry.

*inserts green*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 01, 2007, 10:15:06 AM
You get a golf ball.

*inserts slipper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 01, 2007, 01:49:45 PM
You get a derobed Cinderella. Ack, someone get her some clothes!  :suffer:

*inserts spanish rice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 01, 2007, 05:05:57 PM
You get Spanish moss.

*inserts cat hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 01, 2007, 10:15:42 PM
You get... Velcro.

 >:( *wants him back* :P

*inserts chicken treat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 02, 2007, 02:33:41 PM
You get a kenturcky fried chicken

*inserts gunpowder*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 03, 2007, 10:42:13 AM
You get wet gunpowder.

*inserts pebble*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 03, 2007, 06:16:44 PM
You get a crab shaped rock.

*inserts a broken heart*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2007, 03:42:52 AM
you get a surgeon

*inserts a paintbrush*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on June 04, 2007, 04:11:51 AM
you get a deformed painting
*inserts angry cat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 04, 2007, 09:23:06 AM
*gets angry cat*

YAY! Velcro!

*inserts thanks and curiosity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 04, 2007, 06:34:48 PM
You get a copy of the Cats soundtrack.

*inserts a hockey game*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 04, 2007, 07:36:35 PM
You get a hockey puck

*inserts sculpture*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: noaheugene20 on June 04, 2007, 07:55:37 PM
you get a autographed picture of Cedric

*inserts life alert pendant* XB
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 04, 2007, 10:05:48 PM
You get an extra life.

*inserts speaker*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 05, 2007, 12:16:18 AM
you get a sub-woofer

*inserts gluepot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 05, 2007, 03:14:03 PM
You get a spot of glue!

*inserts food*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 05, 2007, 04:08:11 PM
You get plates and utensils.

*inserts jump drive*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 05, 2007, 06:28:20 PM
You get a hard drive.

*inserts Pizza Hut box*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 06, 2007, 01:39:37 AM
The box comes out whit a freshly made pizza.
Wait what's that! :o
O no, it's a pizza whit every ingredient possible on it! :suffer:

*inserts potato*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on June 06, 2007, 09:09:39 AM
you get a Mr. Potato Head doll

*inserts puddle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 06, 2007, 09:13:49 AM
You get rain boots.

*inserts door handle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 06, 2007, 09:39:48 AM
You get a door!

*inserts translation stage*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 06, 2007, 09:57:28 AM
You get a stage hand. :P

*inserts decimal point*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 06, 2007, 11:42:58 AM
You get a .

*inserts a Camaro*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 06, 2007, 01:42:02 PM
You get a Canyonero.

*inserts fledgeling*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 06, 2007, 06:03:30 PM
You get a grown up bird.

*inserts hug*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 07, 2007, 02:41:02 PM
You get a hug back.

*inserts a torn hamstring :( *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 10, 2007, 03:37:54 PM
You get some pain relievers.

*inserts broadcast television*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 11, 2007, 08:35:20 AM
you get a weather report

*inserts the sun*
And that whitout burning my hands! :o :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 11, 2007, 12:30:31 PM
You get the moon.

*inserts a comb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 11, 2007, 01:26:41 PM
You get saltwater not from the sea but from Valanice.


*inserts spellbook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 11, 2007, 01:50:50 PM
*cue creepy music* You get Manannan!

*inserts some mucous, hoping to cure his horrible cold*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 11, 2007, 02:57:36 PM
you get a sun
You wanted it, you got it.

*inserts winegum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 11, 2007, 03:28:21 PM
You get a Tim-tam.

*inserts bottle of beer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 11, 2007, 04:49:57 PM
You get 999,998 bottles hanging on the wall.

*inserts another bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on June 11, 2007, 05:18:28 PM
you get 998,503 bottles on the wall...guess the machine can't count.

*inserts 998,503 bottles of beer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 11, 2007, 05:35:50 PM
You get the worst alcohol poisoning ever...but somehow survive.

*inserts pain*

(By the way, I got worse...body pain and a fever now..Cod sarnit)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 12, 2007, 09:30:47 AM
You get Tylenol.

*inserts cod* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 12, 2007, 05:40:10 PM
You get Doc.

*inserts modal phrase*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 12, 2007, 06:28:53 PM
You get a dictionary.

*inserts a flat tire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2007, 01:17:14 AM
you get a repairbill

*inserts a comicbook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 13, 2007, 02:42:04 PM
You get super strength!

*inserts luck*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 13, 2007, 06:19:45 PM
You get a box of Lucky Charms.

*inserts cough*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 13, 2007, 07:37:24 PM
You get phlegm.

*inserts uisce* (seriously, this one Gaelic word keeps leaping into my head)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 14, 2007, 12:47:03 AM
you get a dictionary

*inserts the English language*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on June 14, 2007, 06:51:16 AM
You get American English



*inserts kitty smiley* :cat:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 14, 2007, 07:54:24 AM
you get koko  :D

*inserts the need to larp *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 14, 2007, 01:49:46 PM
You get the need to play a harp! :P

*inserts juice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 14, 2007, 03:51:27 PM
the machine starts to shake and an orange pops out

* inserts moviescript *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 14, 2007, 07:47:56 PM
You get "Transformers Redux: A Film More Closely Based On An 80's Cartoon"

*inserts Don Quixote*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 16, 2007, 04:59:57 PM
You get a windmill.

*inserts refrigerator magnet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 16, 2007, 08:01:48 PM
You get a grocery list.

*inserts dragon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 16, 2007, 11:22:54 PM
you get the dragon back and an error massage.
I guess the machine doesn't like to get on fire

*inserts error message*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 17, 2007, 09:23:41 AM
You get back a warning message about giving the machine back what it spits out.

*inserts a hydrogen atom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 17, 2007, 06:31:50 PM
You get a helium atom.

*inserts gravestone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 17, 2007, 07:27:54 PM
You get a eulogy.

*inserts rattlesnake*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 17, 2007, 08:14:37 PM
You get a rattle.

*inserts a class*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 17, 2007, 08:18:58 PM
You get an instance.

*inserts a vase*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 17, 2007, 08:32:50 PM
You get a fear of porcelain. :suffer:

*inserts parrot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 18, 2007, 01:22:16 AM
You get it back, all stiff and unresponsive. But don't worry, it isn't dead--it's just pining for the fjords. :yes:

*inserts pun*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 18, 2007, 06:07:10 AM
You get the pun police.  :bob:

*inserts kitty*  :cat:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on June 18, 2007, 06:31:55 AM
You get Yum Yum :cat:


*inserts Clue game*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 18, 2007, 07:18:28 AM
You get the Clue movie.

*inserts El Dorado*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 18, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
You get a city of gold (weighs several tons :o)

*inserts a piece of silver*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 18, 2007, 11:25:13 PM
you get a piece of jewelry

*inserts the deepest darkness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 19, 2007, 01:15:43 AM
You get pure evil.

I don't really like the sound of that. *quickly inserts it back in*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 19, 2007, 04:03:55 AM
you get pure good
the pure good keeps telling you all the things you did bad.... not fun  :'(

*inserst own made card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 19, 2007, 07:19:15 AM
The machine gives you a ready-made thank you note.

*inserts glue*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 19, 2007, 07:59:42 AM
You get rubber. :P

*inserts paperclip*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 19, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
You get a house. :D

*inserts a delete key*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 19, 2007, 09:23:34 AM
you get all the missing parts

*inserts a wave*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 19, 2007, 11:41:20 AM
You get back a note that says "Hi!"

*inserts dust*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 19, 2007, 02:08:17 PM
You get a Cornish Pixie.

*inserts Ron Weasley*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 19, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
You get Hermione asking where Ron is.

*inserts a hygrometer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 19, 2007, 07:43:42 PM
You get a chart of the humidity inside the machine.

*inserts swim meet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 19, 2007, 09:11:13 PM
You get a small, blow-up kiddy pool

*inserts sock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 19, 2007, 09:34:58 PM
You get a sock puppet.

*inserts debit card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 19, 2007, 09:38:14 PM
It eats your card but you get a dollar.

*inserts Colorado*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 19, 2007, 09:46:02 PM
You get a Coloradan.

*inserts belly button ring*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 20, 2007, 01:26:06 PM
You get you're parents saying "You won't get a belly button piercing"

*inserts salt*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2007, 02:15:26 PM
You get pepper.

*inserts a mastadon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 20, 2007, 03:20:57 PM
You get a mastadon fossil.

*inserts pile of melted wax*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 20, 2007, 05:24:01 PM
You get crayons!

*inserts gettting lost on the way home*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 20, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
You get a compass.

*inserts a plum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2007, 07:10:41 PM
You get a prune.

*inserts macadamia nut*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 21, 2007, 07:47:02 AM
You get a pistachio.

*inserts apple*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 21, 2007, 11:16:51 AM
you get applejuice

*inserts mustard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 12:45:20 PM
You get a mustard tree.

*inserts coconut*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 21, 2007, 03:06:50 PM
You get Caramel Delights. (the Girl Scout cookies, containing coconut ;) )

*inserts a Girl Scout*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 21, 2007, 04:32:24 PM
You get a girl scout uniform on a skeleton.

*inserts an exorcist*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 21, 2007, 04:37:19 PM
You get a ghost.

*inserts milk bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 21, 2007, 08:08:24 PM
You get an Baby's Tears that look like something between a cabbage and an oyster.

*inserts salmonella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 22, 2007, 06:47:22 AM
You get... eww! eww... no.

*puts what you got back*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 22, 2007, 09:35:00 AM
You get a ticket for returning toxic stuff.

*inserts white hole*
Not a black one but a white one.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 22, 2007, 11:35:36 AM
You get all the stuff ever sucked into a black hole.

*inserts accordion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 22, 2007, 12:37:37 PM
you get music

inserts snot
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 22, 2007, 02:44:37 PM
You get a cold. (Wait, that's kind of backwards, isn't it? Oh well.)

*inserts the Chicken Dance*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 22, 2007, 06:04:23 PM
You get an entire wedding party...who are throwing up repeatedly.

*inserts a croquet mallet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 22, 2007, 06:06:44 PM
You get a regular hammer.

*inserts banana picker*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 22, 2007, 10:28:29 PM
You get a cherry picker.

*inserts wheelbarrow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 23, 2007, 12:38:25 AM
you get a wheel

*inserts a canopener*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 23, 2007, 01:09:50 AM
You get a cat running toward you.

*inserts necktie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 23, 2007, 01:33:55 AM
You get an extravagant dinner to celebrate a little sister's 8th grade graduation, on Sunday. (Wow what a coincidence, me too!  :P )

*inserts soiled napkins*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 23, 2007, 06:57:08 AM
You get clean napkins.

*inserts laundry*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 23, 2007, 08:09:49 AM
you get an iron

*inserts washing powder*
Can't what the clothing whitout that. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 23, 2007, 05:57:14 PM
You get a washing machine.

*inserts onions*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 23, 2007, 06:09:29 PM
You get tears.

*inserts water slide*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 23, 2007, 07:12:10 PM
You get fun!

*inserts the Greek Optative*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 27, 2007, 01:04:04 PM
You get Anicent Greece, entirely smushed into your living room!

*inserts expired medication*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on June 27, 2007, 02:22:00 PM
It goes right through the machine and you get it back with a little note attached that says, "DO NOT WANT."

Well, that was odd... *inserts expired medication with a new note that says, "YOU KNOW YOU DO"*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 27, 2007, 03:14:38 PM
You get the expired medication come pelting back out very fast at you.

*inserts another magical soda machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 27, 2007, 05:28:42 PM
You get a rip in time and a black hole forms.

*quickly tosses a bomb into the soda machine and runs away before he's sucked into the black hole*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 28, 2007, 02:32:27 AM
you get worldpeace

*inserts rip in time and black hole*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 28, 2007, 05:39:15 PM
You get a confusing time travel / sci-fi movie.

*inserts post button*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 28, 2007, 09:36:29 PM
You get the reply button.

*inserts sleep*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 29, 2007, 12:44:17 AM
you get father time

*inserts biscuit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: theroachyjay on June 29, 2007, 01:26:44 AM
You get a slice of cheese!

-Inserts Cedric-
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2007, 06:49:22 AM
You get owl feathers and a burp from the machine.

*inserts antacid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 03, 2007, 01:21:57 PM
You get an empty bottle.

*inserts gas pedal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on July 03, 2007, 01:39:58 PM
You get some gasoline and club soda mixed together.

*inserts self*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 03, 2007, 04:32:31 PM
You get a trip through the insides of the machine... and a book deal for a tell-all documentary on the insides of the machine.

*inserts a principal part of a Greek verb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 03, 2007, 10:34:35 PM
You get...a greek verb.

*inserts Hermione's left butt cheek*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 05, 2007, 09:53:56 PM
You get her left cheek.

*inserts Voldemort's wand*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2007, 11:13:23 AM
you get harry's wand

*inserts bicycle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 06, 2007, 11:15:39 AM
You get Pee-Wee Herman

*inserts plumage*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 06, 2007, 03:43:21 PM
You get a feather bed.

*inserts FIRE!*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 06, 2007, 03:46:43 PM
A loud siren goes off and you get soaked by a sprinkler.

*inserts section of air duct*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 07, 2007, 03:35:55 AM
you get some fresh air.

*inserts "the last crusade"*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 07, 2007, 01:38:52 PM
You get the new Indiana Jones movie
"Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods"
(share please??)

*inserts harrison ford*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 07, 2007, 04:06:34 PM
You get Han Solo.

*inserts blaster pistol*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 07, 2007, 11:53:34 PM
(share please??)
Sure. ::)

You get a blaster rifle

*inserts shower cream*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on July 08, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
You get ice cream.

*inserts cat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 08, 2007, 06:14:15 AM
You get an angry Koko  >:(


*inserts ruler*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 08, 2007, 04:42:34 PM
You get a king.

*inserts a question*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 08, 2007, 05:03:45 PM
You get 10 different answers, none of them correct.

*inserts yorkipoo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on July 09, 2007, 04:00:08 AM
You get a Yorkshire rose. ;D

*inserts Mont Blanc*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 09, 2007, 04:58:47 AM
You get a blank piece of paper. :P

*inserts rose*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2007, 06:31:54 AM
you get a gun (fake one of course)

*inserts a train*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on July 09, 2007, 06:48:35 AM
You get a thread.

*inserts chivalrous poetry* :smitten:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 09, 2007, 02:42:35 PM
You get a knight in shining armor.

*inserts nightlight*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 09, 2007, 02:46:57 PM
You get a Lite Brite.

*inserts the 80's*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on July 09, 2007, 03:35:52 PM
You get a knight in shining armor.
Awesome! :D *marries* ::)

You get 8 zeroes. :P

*inserts speakers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 09, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
You get 8 zeroes. :P

XD

You get lecturers and lecterns.

*inserts a shoe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Rosella on July 10, 2007, 03:35:20 PM
An unpleasant odor fills the room. >.>

*inserts a half-empty can of soda*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on July 10, 2007, 04:56:18 PM
You get a new perspective on life.

Inserts :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 10, 2007, 07:31:03 PM
You get a  ;D.

*inserts  :dead:*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 10, 2007, 07:57:44 PM
You got a zombie...RUN!

*inserts a bucket of nacho cheese*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 11, 2007, 03:06:35 AM
you get  :D

*inserts a dark knight in shiny armor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on July 11, 2007, 03:46:06 AM
You get a Knight of the Garter. :D

*inserts waterbottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 12, 2007, 04:47:03 PM
You get the Poland Spring......in the corner of your bedroom.

*inserts Monster Energy Drink*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 15, 2007, 12:37:58 AM
You get pure caffeine.

*inserts Wikipedia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2007, 10:50:23 AM
you get an encyclopaedia

*Inserts defect card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 15, 2007, 05:54:00 PM
You get a return policy.

*inserts book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 15, 2007, 10:52:20 PM
You get the film based on the book.

*inserts the night*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 16, 2007, 02:11:58 AM
you get day

*inserts the last ray of hope*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on July 16, 2007, 01:47:28 PM
You get nothing. :evil:

*inserts PM*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 16, 2007, 03:53:59 PM
You get Latin!

*inserts Greek test*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 16, 2007, 06:43:23 PM
You get a scantron, only it's in Greek. :P

*inserts deathly hallows*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 16, 2007, 06:47:53 PM
You get the movie. :o

*inserts electrical outlet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 16, 2007, 08:45:36 PM
You get shocked.

*inserts the spanish inquisition*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 17, 2007, 08:03:55 PM
You get no expectations. :P

*inserts finally getting to subjunctive*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 20, 2007, 03:51:42 PM
You get confused.
oh wait, maybe that's just me...  ???

*inserts harry potter 7 party*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 20, 2007, 03:54:02 PM
You get a harry potter costume.

*inserts cavity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 20, 2007, 05:42:50 PM
You get more chocolate....Bwahahahaha!

*inserts bbq chicken*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 21, 2007, 10:39:30 AM
You get dinner!

*inserts breakfast*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 21, 2007, 03:47:17 PM
you get lunch

*inserts fire-engine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 21, 2007, 05:14:25 PM
Your house catches on fire. Good thing you got that engine.

*inserts blood*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 21, 2007, 05:46:03 PM
You get a vampire bite.
*backs away slowly*

*inserts a silver sickle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on July 25, 2007, 06:23:46 PM
You get a silver lining. XB

*inserts sunscreen*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 25, 2007, 07:31:39 PM
You get a sunburn. Ouch!

*inserts old celtic poetry*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 26, 2007, 12:21:18 AM
You're permantely stuck speaking Gaelic.

*inserts Sci Fi channel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 26, 2007, 07:21:58 AM
you get an alien

*inserts a muppet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 26, 2007, 07:59:56 PM
You get Kermit.

*inserts graphing calculator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on July 27, 2007, 06:46:32 AM
You get graphs. ::) :P

*inserts pancake*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 27, 2007, 06:49:38 AM
You get syrup. Don't you wish you'd kept the pancakes? :P

*inserts left-overs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 27, 2007, 01:03:54 PM
You get cold pizza, as expected.

*inserts missing piece of a puzzle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 27, 2007, 01:53:24 PM
You get the rest of the puzzle, except the piece you just inserted.

*inserts black nail polish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 27, 2007, 02:26:29 PM
You get a full goth costume.

*inserts nervousness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on July 27, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
You get butterflies in your stomach.

*inserts peanut buttercup*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 27, 2007, 11:13:10 PM
you get a jar filled whit peanuts

*inserts the "Magical Soda Machine" tread*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 28, 2007, 12:04:30 AM
You get it back.

*inserts militia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 28, 2007, 12:20:39 AM
You get back some guns, swords, and uniforms.

*inserts Captain Kirk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2007, 03:17:27 AM
you get scotty ready to beam him back.

*inserts dolphindoll*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 28, 2007, 04:58:55 AM
You get Flipper!

*inserts Jaws*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on July 28, 2007, 09:15:00 PM
You get the classic Jaws theme music

*inserts betta fish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Jacky_Faber on July 28, 2007, 09:16:01 PM
you get sushi!

*inserts paper towel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
you get a paper artwork

*inserts a spoon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 28, 2007, 10:52:25 PM
*inserts betta fish*

you get sushi!
:o :(

You get a lump of silver.
(That may be useful, if you have stocking... :P)

*inserts guitar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on July 29, 2007, 03:50:08 PM
you get a sweet melody!

*insert nail polish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on July 29, 2007, 04:10:28 PM
you get badly painted nails

*inserts 7th harry potter book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 29, 2007, 04:23:43 PM
OMG, you get an 8th! Better share!

*inserts sadness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PM
You get happiness. :D

*inserts acorn*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on July 30, 2007, 01:20:17 AM
you get attacked by a hungrey, rabid squrriel!

*insert sunburn*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 30, 2007, 01:51:00 AM
You get sunblock.

*inserts vodka*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on July 30, 2007, 07:47:05 AM
You get a drunken magical soda machine.

*inserts coffee*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on July 30, 2007, 08:11:09 AM
You get a sober magical soda machine.

*inserts umbrella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2007, 09:17:45 AM
you get rain
Then you shouldn't have done your umbrella in it

*inserts clouds*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 30, 2007, 03:20:13 PM
You get a rainbow. Pretty!

*inserts pot of gold at the end of the rainbow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 30, 2007, 05:33:56 PM
You get fool's gold


*inserts a four-leaf clover*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 30, 2007, 09:04:58 PM
You get a bowl of Lucky Charms!

*inserts Lucky Charms marshmallow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 30, 2007, 10:04:33 PM
You get Lucky. QUICK! Catch that leprechaun!

*inserts vague idea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 30, 2007, 10:49:38 PM
You get a brainstorm.

*inserts train of thought*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 31, 2007, 12:41:05 AM
You get a collision between the train of thought and an unexpected mental block. :( Three passengers were seriously injured.

*inserts witty idea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 31, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
You get a sword as sharp as your wit.....Therefore, it's quite dull :P

*inserts lactose intolerance*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 31, 2007, 06:37:16 PM
You get a gallon of milk.


*inserts sleep mask*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on July 31, 2007, 07:05:56 PM
You get insomnia.

*inserts globe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on July 31, 2007, 07:44:42 PM
You get Atlas.

*inserts sewing needle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 31, 2007, 08:26:08 PM
You prick your finger and go into a deep sleep.

*inserts a sleeping Tessy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 31, 2007, 09:07:59 PM
you get an angry Tessy
Why did you wake her?

*inserts watermelon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on July 31, 2007, 11:24:19 PM
You get a honeydew melon.

*inserts ice cube tray*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 01, 2007, 12:29:22 AM
You get a sword as sharp as your wit.....Therefore, it's quite dull :P
Whaaaaaat! Ha ha XD

You get freezing temperatures.

*inserts crystal ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 01, 2007, 01:38:04 AM
Just messin with ya, HCN :P

You get your future told...Things are looking good!

*inserts mosquito*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 01, 2007, 04:23:36 AM
You get medicine for all the mosquito bites.


*inserts postcard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 01, 2007, 01:11:52 PM
You get a three week vacation to the Bahamas! :D

*inserts slingshot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 01, 2007, 01:30:07 PM
You get hit in the forehead! :wall:

*inserts lemonade*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 01, 2007, 02:01:34 PM
You get lemons


*inserts smiley*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 01, 2007, 02:21:07 PM
you get a cat

*inserts tiger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 01, 2007, 02:44:00 PM
You get Hobbes.

*inserts Mickey Mouse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 02, 2007, 01:36:13 PM
you get an angry Tessy
XD

You get Goofy.

*inserts Netflix*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 02, 2007, 04:15:15 PM
you get a huge bill :-\

*insert wet hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 02, 2007, 05:20:13 PM
You get  a blow dryer.

*inserts Lab visit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 02, 2007, 09:05:57 PM
you get a report of the lab visit

*inserts unknown substance*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 02, 2007, 10:50:08 PM
You get a tricorder.

*inserts nebula*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on August 03, 2007, 09:35:38 AM
You get a photo of the moon

*inserts glow sticks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 03, 2007, 05:02:58 PM
You get arrested for E posession, oh no!

*inserts razor clogged with beard hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 04, 2007, 09:14:06 AM
You get... ewwwwwwwwww... no, just no. You get nothing. I'm throwing this out.

*throws it out... back into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 04, 2007, 12:44:46 PM
You get :X

*inserts martial arts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 04, 2007, 02:16:29 PM
you get a wrestler

*inserts a dice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 04, 2007, 02:20:13 PM
You get a die. :P

*inserts carpet cleaner*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 04, 2007, 09:27:01 PM
You get 20 year old stained carpet.

*inserts hotel sheets*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 06, 2007, 04:31:16 PM
You get a bill from the cleaners.

*inserts Wha...?*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 06, 2007, 04:57:06 PM
You get "t's up?!" :P

*inserts USB drive*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 06, 2007, 05:04:34 PM
You get a USB port.

*inserts fish bowl*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on August 06, 2007, 05:08:58 PM
you get nemo. now what are you gonna put him in?

*inserts headache*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 06, 2007, 05:19:56 PM
You get Advil

*inserts a steak*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 06, 2007, 05:52:38 PM
You get a coupon for a five star steakhouse.

*inserts curse words*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 06, 2007, 06:47:09 PM
you get a sailor


*inserts poster of johnny depp*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 06, 2007, 09:06:03 PM
You get a fish bowl which I put the poor gasping Nemo in.

*inserts shame that it took 4 posts to get the poor fishy in a fish bowl* :(
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 06, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
The machine speaks and says, "Bah, goldfish die everyday" :P

*inserts a dance*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 06, 2007, 09:37:53 PM
You get the Macarena! OH NO!

*inserts the Chicken Dance*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 06, 2007, 10:01:09 PM
You get... a ball?

*inserts goldfish-empathy chip* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 07, 2007, 01:17:14 AM
you get a goldfish

*inserts a table*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 07, 2007, 02:19:35 PM
You get a ping pong paddle.

*inserts military uniform from WWII*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 07, 2007, 03:06:15 PM
You get a nice collector's value!

*inserts mullet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 07, 2007, 09:06:45 PM
you get a pair of scissors to cut off that terrible thing

*inserts red pen*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 07, 2007, 09:21:30 PM
You get a magical quill to write with instead. :D

*inserts the letter 't'*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on August 07, 2007, 09:22:24 PM
you get the letter 'U'

*inserts joystick*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 07, 2007, 09:25:08 PM
you get a game over!!

*inserts magic bean*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 07, 2007, 09:31:26 PM
you get a beanstalk!

*inserts climbing gear to climb beanstalk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on August 07, 2007, 10:08:55 PM
You get the magic harp! (Hope climbing wasn't too hard. I want a turn!)

*inserts the goose that lays the golden eggs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 07, 2007, 10:48:42 PM
You get an OGRE! (He's an ogre: he hasn't quite assimilated the differences between a chicken and a goose.) ;P

*inserts keyhole*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 08, 2007, 01:33:22 AM
you get a key fitting in the just inserted keyhole

*inserts a marble*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 08, 2007, 01:55:57 AM
You get a marble sack.

*inserts bottomless mug*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 08, 2007, 12:20:39 PM
You get an endless supply of grog.

*inserts beer volcano*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 09, 2007, 11:40:00 PM
you get a group of very happy frat boys

*inserts acoustic guitar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 10, 2007, 01:52:44 PM
You get a lousy unplugged album by a band who shouldn't be unplugged.

*inserts smelly socks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 11, 2007, 03:22:47 AM
you get a bad breath

*inserts computer chips*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on August 11, 2007, 02:53:33 PM
You get TSL. :)

*inserts K÷lsch (the dialect ;P)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 11, 2007, 06:12:23 PM
you get a germany tour guide!

*inserts the mad hatter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 11, 2007, 11:01:00 PM
You get high tea! Yippee!

*inserts gaseous attacks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2007, 02:04:27 PM
you get a gasmask

*inserts green person*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 12, 2007, 03:19:55 PM
You get the Green Goblin!

*inserts Dr Octopus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 13, 2007, 07:52:07 PM
you get a very troubled mary jane

*inserts banana peel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 14, 2007, 01:47:49 PM
you get an apple peel

*inserts hotdog*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 14, 2007, 02:09:05 PM
You get a baseball stadium. Where are you going to keep THAT? :P

*inserts Sam and Max*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 15, 2007, 01:27:35 PM
You get a video game.

*inserts a console*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 15, 2007, 01:48:03 PM
You get a baseball stadium. Where are you going to keep THAT? :P
In my pocket of course. :P

you get the game for that console you really wanted to have and play once.

*inserts dinobone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 15, 2007, 05:38:40 PM
You get a live T-rex! Yipes!

*throws meat into the machine and runs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 15, 2007, 10:05:19 PM
You get potatoes.

*inserts empty soda can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 16, 2007, 03:08:56 PM
You get a card which reads, "This is not a TRASH CAN!  :evil:" (yes, the card comes complete with the emoticon).

*inserts a book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 16, 2007, 04:53:19 PM
You get Mark Twain, aka, Samuel Clemens.

*inserts a ferry boat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 16, 2007, 09:11:56 PM
you get a ghostship including the ghosts.

*inserts a phantom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on August 18, 2007, 03:01:56 PM
You get an opera

*inserts a pack of sticky notes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 18, 2007, 04:00:54 PM
You get glue.

*inserts quesation*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 19, 2007, 07:51:57 PM
You get the response you wanted.

*inserts his sunburn...ouch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 20, 2007, 01:03:51 AM
you get sunlotion

*inserts foam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 20, 2007, 05:31:40 AM
You get soap.


*inserts cotton candy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 20, 2007, 10:41:42 AM
You get all sticky.

*inserts Cracker Jack*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 20, 2007, 10:59:30 AM
You get one of those little prizes.

*inserts day planner*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 20, 2007, 11:06:20 AM
You get a full calendar.

*inserts spoiler*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 20, 2007, 02:19:15 PM
You get :suffer:.

*inserts tennis ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 20, 2007, 03:05:18 PM
You get a racket.

*inserts dinner*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 20, 2007, 04:53:29 PM
You get dessert.

*inserts box*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 20, 2007, 10:35:05 PM
You get box-ing gloves.   ::)

*inserts elephantitis*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 21, 2007, 04:41:08 AM
You get an elephant, of course :P

*inserts a Tennessee Walking Horse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 21, 2007, 09:41:43 AM
You get a horse with a broken leg.  :o  :(

*quickly inserts all the guns and munitions* You're just going to have to find a large animal vet! (The odds aren't good, but they are substantially improved by the fact that this horse is imaginary.  ;D)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 21, 2007, 10:27:03 AM
You get Rambo!

*inserts shampoo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 21, 2007, 10:53:25 AM
you get a haircut

*inserts a crown*
(thing to place on your head)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 21, 2007, 10:55:30 AM
Oh boy, a backup to my other one! *keeps it*

*inserts glass Coke bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 21, 2007, 04:46:24 PM
You get an old-timey large animal vet to take care of that horse a few posts back.

*inserts horse tranquilizers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 21, 2007, 05:41:34 PM
You get a sleeping giant. Those must have been powerful! :P

*inserts shreds of cloth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 21, 2007, 08:25:05 PM
you get a seamstress

*inserts broken sleeping bag*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 22, 2007, 02:15:15 AM
you get a sewing machine

*inserts the feather of king Graham's hat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 22, 2007, 12:31:43 PM
You get Yankee Doodle. :P

*inserts mustard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on August 22, 2007, 12:59:05 PM
you get a fake mustache

inserts a potato
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 22, 2007, 04:32:34 PM
You get this:

Sold and bought:
Potato salad--
Never brought.

*inserts invisible potato salad*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 22, 2007, 05:19:27 PM
You get invisible spoiled mayo.

*inserts 10 jars of applesauce*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 23, 2007, 12:02:24 AM
You get 10 very hungry babies.

*inserts babysitter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on August 23, 2007, 01:12:03 AM
You get a box collection of the best of The Babysitter's Club books.

*inserts Bill Nye the Science Guy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 23, 2007, 06:22:13 AM
You get Beakman's World.  :o

*inserts quantum mechanics*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on August 23, 2007, 08:47:51 AM
you get a book about quantum electrodynamics

*inserts a letter containing chicken pox*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 23, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
You get chicken soup. :)

*inserts rhubarb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 23, 2007, 01:29:17 PM
You get Yankee Doodle. :P
I always wanted to know what kind of bird that feather came from.

you get your doctors advice to eat more greens.

*inserts a bucket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 23, 2007, 05:42:40 PM
You get a flooding boat. Good thing you have a bucket! :P

*inserts frilly skirt*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on August 23, 2007, 06:54:14 PM
You get a refund of $12.49.

*inserts laundry*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 23, 2007, 09:02:43 PM
You get clean laundry and a note that says, "Don't try that again, bub."

*inserts laundry*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 24, 2007, 12:50:05 AM
you get a ticking bomb

*inserts wire cutters*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 24, 2007, 05:03:26 AM
You get the detonator of the bomb

*inserts icecreamcones*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 24, 2007, 05:06:10 AM
You get a bowl of melted icecream.

*inserts paint.net*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 24, 2007, 11:27:48 AM
You get a painting of a fishing net.  :suffer:

*inserts a jawbone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 24, 2007, 12:32:42 PM
You get a jawbreaker. :P

*inserts television*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 24, 2007, 12:37:00 PM
you get the lost remote

*inserts mobile phone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 24, 2007, 05:10:37 PM
You get the cellphone charger.

*inserts infrared laser*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 26, 2007, 07:32:02 PM
you get a cheesy '80s spy movie

*inserts bond, james bond*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 26, 2007, 07:58:37 PM
You get a martini, shaken, not stirred.

*inserts fight*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 26, 2007, 11:13:22 PM
you get an policemen
Where's the fight? :bob:

*inserts the policemen*
There's the fight.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 27, 2007, 06:14:28 AM
Well, clearly, you got a fight.

*inserts tear gas grenades* That ought to deal with that. ;P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on August 27, 2007, 07:26:20 AM
you get a box of tissues

*inserts a weeping burglar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 27, 2007, 10:37:10 AM
You get a jail cell.

*inserts Monopoly*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 27, 2007, 01:48:48 PM
you get bankrupt

*inserts eggs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on August 27, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
you get a lump of coal

inserts tiredness
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 27, 2007, 04:37:26 PM
You get an energy drink with a ton of sugar and caffeine.

*inserts a little glass thing that holds up a paper while you type*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 27, 2007, 04:44:10 PM
you get a floppy paper

*inserts scissors*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 27, 2007, 06:07:09 PM
You get paper.

*inserts a rock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 27, 2007, 06:42:19 PM
You get broken scissors.

*inserts scythe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 27, 2007, 10:57:11 PM
you get freshly cut grain.

*inserts lumb of dough*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on August 28, 2007, 06:38:38 AM
You get scissors. (Hey, the stuff that goes in has to start coming out eventually :P)


*inserts hwk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on August 28, 2007, 07:49:15 AM
you get a bluebird

*inserts a teddy bear*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 28, 2007, 03:00:50 PM
You get the Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise computer game. :P

*inserts mislabeled textbook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 28, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
You get a badly edited history book.

*inserts the number 8*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 28, 2007, 08:46:30 PM
you get a scared number 6 (get it? cuz 7 8 9!  :suffer:)

*inserts calculator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 29, 2007, 03:44:55 AM
you get the answer to your math question.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 29, 2007, 02:00:02 PM
Excuse me, but you forgot to insert something :P So I'll do it for you then.

*inserts an old typewriter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on August 29, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
you get a beagle sitting on top of his dog house!

*inserts security blanket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 29, 2007, 11:46:56 PM
you get a fire in a can

*inserts grass*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 30, 2007, 12:28:51 AM
You get dirt.

*inserts bug bites*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on August 30, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
you get very, very itchy

*inserts lotion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 30, 2007, 05:35:26 PM
You get a slippery piece of the inside workings of the machine. That better go back in! :o

*inserts said slippery internal mechanism*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 30, 2007, 06:37:24 PM
You get the machine working at a faster pace, due to lubrication.

*inserts 12 dollars*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on August 30, 2007, 08:49:20 PM
You get a movie ticket! :D

*inserts pizza slice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on August 30, 2007, 09:27:31 PM
You get a pizza crust.

*inserts zombie head*

I have no idea why that popped into my head. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 30, 2007, 11:14:27 PM
Great job, you get a zombie and start a zombie apocalypse....Way to end the world :P

*inserts Jigsaw*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 30, 2007, 11:39:59 PM
you get a saw

*inserts the key of the magical soda machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on September 03, 2007, 02:43:09 AM
You get the machine to open. :P

*inserts vacuum* 
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on September 03, 2007, 12:18:29 PM
you get a pile of dirt.

*inserts math book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 03, 2007, 12:41:57 PM
You get: (x-3)(x+5)=4x

*inserts: "what is x?" * :sneaky:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 03, 2007, 01:11:06 PM
5.

*inserts never doing that again ever (instead I have to go do infinite sums... due Wednesday... I'll do 'em later. :P)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 03, 2007, 03:46:56 PM
You get procrastination. :P

*inserts potted plant*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 03, 2007, 03:49:55 PM
You get an entire garden.

*inserts piece of modern art*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 03, 2007, 09:49:52 PM
You get a piece of Roman art.

*inserts a pair of swimshorts full of sand*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 04, 2007, 12:00:06 AM
you get towel

*inserts TV*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Petra Rocks on September 04, 2007, 03:59:19 PM
You get nee


 *inserts spam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 04, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
You get a spork.

*inserts Nostradomus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on September 05, 2007, 04:24:47 AM
you get a coach handbag

*inserts pie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 06, 2007, 04:05:28 AM
you get a cake

*inserts a crossbow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 06, 2007, 08:22:30 AM
You get a bag of crossbow bolts.

*inserts the Titanic*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 06, 2007, 05:37:55 PM
You get an iceberg("Right ahead!")

*inserts a weiner dog*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 06, 2007, 06:30:17 PM
You get a bun dog... *didn't know they had those*


*inserts puzzlement*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 06, 2007, 06:56:48 PM
You get a jigsaw puzzle.

*inserts comic book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 06, 2007, 08:00:17 PM
You get Batman.

*inserts The Joker so he can get away*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on September 07, 2007, 08:40:45 AM
You get the ridler.

inserts a cup of tea
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 07, 2007, 01:06:32 PM
you get a cup of coffee

*inserts carpet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 07, 2007, 01:11:07 PM
You get a magic carpet. Can I ride?

*inserts space bar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 07, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
You get a coupon for one free drink at the Space Bar.

*inserts giant squid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 07, 2007, 05:09:03 PM
You get Captain Nemo.

*inserts baby birds in a nest*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 07, 2007, 05:44:23 PM
You get bird eggs in a nest. They're regressing! :P

*inserts Geoffrey Chaucer*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 07, 2007, 09:48:45 PM
You get a jagged saucer. XD

*inserts ice cream cone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 08, 2007, 02:19:51 AM
You get spoiled dairy products.

*inserts broken glass ketchup bottles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 08, 2007, 02:35:47 AM
You get a magic carpet. Can I ride?
Sure.

You get a net ketchup bottle

*inserts a chair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 08, 2007, 11:39:48 PM
You get a magic carpet. Can I ride?
Sure.
:D :D

You get a walking, talking, short-tempered chair.

*inserts deflated football*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on September 09, 2007, 07:01:35 PM
You get the Steelers mad. They want their ball fixed. You better run.

*inserts the Steelers so tessspoon can get away*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 09, 2007, 08:12:43 PM
You get the city of Pittsburgh.

*inserts Mexico*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 09, 2007, 08:23:42 PM
You get the Gulf of Mexico.

*inserts bag of corn nuts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 09, 2007, 10:25:26 PM
You get my bag of pretzels which I'll be opening tomorrow.

*inserts 12:30 am*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 10, 2007, 02:54:41 PM
you get 12:30 pm

*inserts burglar alarm*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on September 10, 2007, 05:54:23 PM
you get a very clumsy burgeler

*inserts handcuffs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 10, 2007, 08:45:21 PM
You get *item censored*

*inserts lepracaun with a nasty disposition*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 10, 2007, 09:06:57 PM
You get a pot of gold. Unfortunately, it disappears after few minutes.

*inserts a pickle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on September 11, 2007, 04:07:02 AM
you get a can o' relish.

*inserts bar graph*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 11, 2007, 10:54:04 AM
You get a pie chart.

*inserts bar of soap*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 11, 2007, 02:12:16 PM
you get mouthwash

*inserts a golden hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 11, 2007, 02:22:26 PM
You get Rapunzel.

*inserts a tower*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Say on September 11, 2007, 03:33:25 PM
You get a Cesar with a Rapunzel costume.
*Inserts Neil with a Batman costume*


lol
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 11, 2007, 03:48:53 PM
You get Say with a Wonder Woman costume. :P

*inserts whip* :say:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 11, 2007, 11:21:54 PM
You get :dan:

*Inserts pumpkin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 12, 2007, 12:52:04 AM
You get Michael Myers(the halloween movie one, not Austin Powers :P) on a rampage!

*runs and jumps into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 12, 2007, 08:46:55 AM
You get lots of sad forumers wondering where PK went. :'(

*inserts lost forumer sign*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 12, 2007, 10:06:21 AM
You get PK! :D

*inserts MoE* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 12, 2007, 03:15:25 PM
you get Connor of Daventry

*inserts an axe, a sword and a bow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 12, 2007, 09:23:06 PM
You get a super warrior who can handle all three with supreme expertise.

*inserts a 10 pounds/4.5 kg of sugar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on September 13, 2007, 04:06:48 AM
you get a cup of koolaid

*inserts pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on September 13, 2007, 04:30:07 AM
you get a kiss. (nobody will understand this one/Dutch joke)

*inserts a golden coin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 13, 2007, 07:27:26 AM
You get a gold chocolate coin! ;D

*inserts blanket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 13, 2007, 10:23:13 AM
You get a quilt.

*inserts fish food*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 13, 2007, 06:59:12 PM
You get Ben and Jerry's Phish Food (ooh man is it tastey)

*inserts cold pizza*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 14, 2007, 03:57:53 AM
you get a refund

*inserts bleaching agent*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 14, 2007, 08:53:23 AM
You get nice, white floors.

*inserts forest fire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 14, 2007, 11:03:01 AM
You get a visit from Smokey Bear. And he's crying. :(

*inserts Roommate from Hell*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 14, 2007, 04:10:39 PM
You get a cream pie to throw at them. :P

*inserts hammer"
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 14, 2007, 04:19:24 PM
The machine plays "Can't Touch This"

*inserts ice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Rosella on September 14, 2007, 04:22:14 PM
You get bling. :P

*inserts FF8*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 16, 2007, 03:19:11 PM
You get a GF

*inserts chewinggum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 16, 2007, 03:22:12 PM
You get a bill from the repairman who had to ungum up the machine.

*inserts brown rice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 17, 2007, 12:21:31 AM
You get white rice. :P

*inserts id card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 17, 2007, 01:20:45 AM
you get a fine for not having a id card anymore.
Bad machine

*inserts gas*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on September 17, 2007, 04:54:17 AM
You get a gas mask.

*inserts small furrry mammal wrapped in black licorrice* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 17, 2007, 11:07:09 AM
You get a scaly reptile wrapped in red licorice.

*inserts hourglass*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dirk Delshire on September 17, 2007, 01:58:36 PM
You get a sprig of Thyme!



*Inserts roadkill recipe*   
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 17, 2007, 02:37:06 PM
You get a porch with a redneck sitting in a rocking chair holding a shotgun.

*inserts voodoo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 17, 2007, 02:59:05 PM
You get a suffer voodoo doll! :suffer:

*inserts a three dollar bill* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dirk Delshire on September 17, 2007, 03:54:16 PM
You get nothing because the nobody uses paper money anymore in the future. LOL

*Inserts a bit O' nuttin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 17, 2007, 04:21:39 PM
The machine sucks you in for not giving it anything.  :suffer:

*inserts James Gandolfini*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 18, 2007, 01:08:59 AM
The machine is selfish and decides to keep James ini, but at least has the decency to give you back Gandolf.

*inserts clichÚ*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 18, 2007, 03:35:56 AM
you get a cliffhanger

*inserts a ticking package*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 18, 2007, 02:56:37 PM
You get a clock.

*inserts a flamethrower*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 18, 2007, 03:13:02 PM
You get a flaming zombie.

*puts it back*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 18, 2007, 03:35:38 PM
you get a living skeleton

*inserts a goblin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: dark-daventry on September 18, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
Ooh, I've never posted in this before... I miss all of the good stuff... XD

You get a bone

*inserts magic lamp found at a flea market*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 18, 2007, 03:57:31 PM
You get the genie from Aladdin.

*inserts lottery ticket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 18, 2007, 04:30:11 PM
You get a gift certificate for 20 dollars off at St. Georges Books.

*inserts crocodile mask*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 18, 2007, 06:44:03 PM
You get a crocodile wallet.

*inserts a chess piece*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 18, 2007, 07:10:19 PM
You get PWNED!

*inserts laughter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: dark-daventry on September 18, 2007, 07:56:43 PM
You get Seinfeld

*inserts Kingdom Hearts Spoilers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 18, 2007, 08:00:00 PM
You get a Kingdom Hearts walkthrough.

(inserts an atom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: dark-daventry on September 18, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
You get a strand of DNA

*inserts Pirate treasure*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 18, 2007, 09:08:18 PM
Arrr! *steals the pirate treasure and tosses a wooden nickel into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 18, 2007, 09:12:01 PM
You get a pack of gum. XD

*inserts alligator tongue*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 18, 2007, 11:39:26 PM
You get crocodile tears. :P

*inserts leftover meatloaf*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 19, 2007, 01:47:36 AM
The machine is pleased and gives you fresh meatloaf in return.

*inserts native americans dancing around a campfire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 19, 2007, 03:38:02 AM
you get a revolution

*inserts angry revolutionist*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: dark-daventry on September 19, 2007, 10:05:51 PM
You get the American Revolution

*inserts history book with random graffiti spray-painted on the cover*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 19, 2007, 10:08:50 PM
You get an angry George Washington.

*inserts arrow shaft*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 19, 2007, 11:48:58 PM
You get Legolas.

*inserts Gimli*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: phoenix_flame on September 20, 2007, 09:30:47 PM
you get a leaf shaped pin

*inserts lord of the rings*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: dark-daventry on September 21, 2007, 07:06:52 AM
You get a magic ring!

*inserts chemistry set*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 21, 2007, 08:32:52 AM
You get an explosion!

*inserts rain check*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 21, 2007, 08:49:49 AM
You get a wet checkmark. :P

*inserts pickles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 21, 2007, 10:04:43 AM
you get cucumbers

*inserts all those greens nobody wants to eat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 21, 2007, 12:26:34 PM
You get a bunch of yummy things everyone wants to eat. :P

*inserts DDR pad*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 21, 2007, 02:53:16 PM
You get 283 arrows pointing in all different directions.

*inserts cemetary*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 21, 2007, 03:43:11 PM
You get a tombstone.

*inserts "They're coming to get you, Barbara!" *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2007, 05:58:43 AM
you get the newest scream movie whit Barbara in it.

*inserts a clown*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 23, 2007, 04:26:35 PM
OOOO... I feel as though I haven't done this in a while... I wonder if I'll screw it up...


You get... a clown! Is that right? Uh... no... well...

*inserts a book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 23, 2007, 09:51:09 PM
You get a book....which pours real clowns out of it like a clown car!  :suffer:

*inserts burnt baked potato*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 23, 2007, 10:15:54 PM
You get sour creme brulee. XB

*inserts bruschetta*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 24, 2007, 07:58:10 AM
You get a bottle of EVOO.

*inserts nail polish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 24, 2007, 02:35:22 PM
The machine feels a bit funny from fumes, and you get a car muffler, at random.

*inserts ancient mummy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 24, 2007, 10:53:13 PM
You get a curse.

*stupid machine... crams it back in >:(*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 24, 2007, 11:35:26 PM
you get an angry magic soda machine.

*the magic soda machine eats hercrabbiness*
That those machines can do that.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 25, 2007, 12:12:12 AM
You get an evil HCN twin!

*stuffs the letters H,C,and N into the machine in hopes of getting the original back*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 25, 2007, 10:50:52 AM
Yay! We got HCN back!

But now she must battle the evil one...

*inserts a genie's lamp*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on September 25, 2007, 02:22:14 PM
Great, I'm covered in Soda Machine Saliva AND I have an evil twin!

:stabs: evil twin!


Okay... genie's lamp was inserted, so you get back three wishes.

*inserts first wish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 26, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
You get....an undead evil HCN twin!  :suffer:  ;D

*inserts second wish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2007, 12:49:57 AM
You get.... a cage around the undeath HCN twin and a sign saying "evil undeath HCN twin only $5,- per time".
I knew a freakshow would come in handy some day. :P

*inserts third wish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on September 30, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
You get a large sum of money! Can I have some?

*inserts time*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 30, 2007, 03:43:37 PM
You get an hourglass.

*inserts bucket of seaweed*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 30, 2007, 04:36:10 PM
You get plate of laverbread.

*inserts the little strip of paper from a hershey's kiss*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on September 30, 2007, 05:52:45 PM
Gets a fortune cookie with the little strip of paper from a hershey's kiss in it.

Inserts reggae.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: theroachyjay on September 30, 2007, 07:33:21 PM
You get Bob Marley.

-Inserts Shamoo-
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 30, 2007, 08:46:08 PM
You get a whale.

*inserts ankle bracelet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on September 30, 2007, 09:05:22 PM
You get a matching necklace.

*inserts Microsoft Office 2007*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on September 30, 2007, 09:10:42 PM
You get Notepad. :P

*inserts handkerchief*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 30, 2007, 11:59:11 PM
You get soda machine boogers...Gross.

*inserts holy water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 01, 2007, 12:18:26 AM
You get a cup of ordinary water.

*inserts beeping alarm clock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 01, 2007, 03:20:34 AM
You get a large sum of money! Can I have some?
Sorry, no.
I can finaly buy the asylum whit this monney! :D
*Looks at the monney*
NO! It's not real monney. :'(


You get a beeping fire-alarm

*inserts the sound of the beeping fire-alarm*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 01, 2007, 05:58:05 AM
You get a firetruck


*inserts paint*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 01, 2007, 07:45:40 AM
You get Photoshop.

*inserts cough medicine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 01, 2007, 09:07:22 AM
You get a cold.

*inserts cotton ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 01, 2007, 02:20:45 PM
You get a cotton tail.

*inserts rabbit's foot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 01, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
You get a cooked rabbit.

*inserts band-aid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 02, 2007, 01:37:38 AM
you get a kool-aid

*inserts an lion* :cat:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 02, 2007, 08:13:00 AM
You get a mouse.

*inserts gold bar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 02, 2007, 03:05:55 PM
You get Scrooge McDuck.

*inserts baby elephant*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 02, 2007, 11:35:32 PM
You get Dumbo.

*inserts Babar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 03, 2007, 01:27:25 PM
You get a herd of elephants.

*inserts homework*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 03, 2007, 02:20:45 PM
You get an A.

*inserts bad influence*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 03, 2007, 03:08:13 PM
You get good influence.

*inserts mathes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 03, 2007, 11:07:18 PM
You get pi.

Hmmm... *inserts pie* ::)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 03, 2007, 11:53:45 PM
You get cake.

*inserts mint chocolate chip ice cream*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on October 04, 2007, 04:14:51 AM
you get a half-melted ice cream cone :(

*inserts dvd*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 04, 2007, 11:28:53 PM
you get a videoplayer

*inserts matches*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 05, 2007, 12:05:45 AM
You get a burned down house. :(

*inserts Monkey Island theme song*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 05, 2007, 12:20:31 AM
You get LeChuck.

*inserts root beer float*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 05, 2007, 01:39:40 AM
You get a float (as in a float in a parade) in the shape of a root beer.

*inserts teeth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 07, 2007, 11:58:03 AM
You get dentures.

*inserts the question game*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 07, 2007, 01:41:33 PM
You get the answer game. o_O

*inserts turkey*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2007, 02:07:17 PM
you get dinner

*inserts his monney-pig*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 07, 2007, 02:13:41 PM
You get a blue ribbon pig

*inserts the seeds of evil*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 07, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
You get a tree of evil.

*inserts beetle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 07, 2007, 05:19:25 PM
You get a praying mantis.

*inserts telepathy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 07, 2007, 10:49:15 PM
You get telekinesis.

*inserts Mary Poppins*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on October 08, 2007, 04:03:25 AM
you get an Umbrella

*inserts Rihanna's song, Umbrella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2007, 05:46:20 AM
You get rain.


*inserts TSL*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 08, 2007, 08:46:34 AM
You get hundreds of clamoring fans. :P

*inserts rock paper scissors game*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 08, 2007, 11:00:35 AM
you get the troll who lives under the bridge.

*inserts flowers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 08, 2007, 11:47:01 AM
You get bees.

*inserts honey*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 08, 2007, 12:09:45 PM
You get a swarm of angry bees who want their honey back. :P

*inserts a piece of obsidian rock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 08, 2007, 02:23:20 PM
You get lava.

*inserts Care Bear*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 08, 2007, 07:37:35 PM
You get a stuffed bear.


*inserts red pen*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 08, 2007, 08:07:41 PM
You get a blue pen. :P

*inserts pumpkin pie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 08, 2007, 08:27:53 PM
You get empty pie tins. Guess the machine was hungry. :P

*inserts rocket launcher*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 08, 2007, 10:38:01 PM
You get a countdown and a nifty explosion.

*inserts Finland*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 08, 2007, 10:41:26 PM
You get a Finnish troll.

*inserts Wonderland*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 08, 2007, 10:56:09 PM
you get allice

*inserts a model of a race-car*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 09, 2007, 08:06:49 AM
You get a model race track.

*inserts cotton thread*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 09, 2007, 02:29:49 PM
You get cotton candy... o_O

*inserts clothes hanger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 09, 2007, 04:08:30 PM
You get a tool kit for picking locks.

*inserts pack of wolves*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 09, 2007, 04:09:54 PM
You get a bunch of wolf pelts. O.O

*inserts the 'j' key from a keyboard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 09, 2007, 07:33:58 PM
You get a note from that keyboard requesting its key back!  >:(

:P

*inserts keyboard* It'll find it eventually! :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 09, 2007, 08:38:23 PM
You get music.

*inserts left handed can opener*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: dark-daventry on October 10, 2007, 06:21:01 AM
You get a can of Crystal Pepsi

*Inserts ebay page for Crystal Pepsi, which is probably flat by now*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
you get a message saying "No refund"

*inserts a spoon full of sugar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 10, 2007, 12:40:27 PM
You get a hyper soda machine. :P

*inserts flying penguin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 10, 2007, 01:24:24 PM
You get a Dodo bird.

*inserts unicorn horn*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 10, 2007, 08:40:10 PM
You get a healing potion.

*inserts eyes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 10, 2007, 08:58:05 PM
You get eyelashes.

*inserts floor tile*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 10, 2007, 10:19:45 PM
You get a bathroom.

*inserts kitchen sink*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on October 11, 2007, 12:12:29 AM
you get a mecanic

*inserts Finnish licorice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 13, 2007, 09:29:18 AM
you get a magical soda machine saying "nom nom nom"

*inserts 19 ablative case uses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on October 13, 2007, 09:40:18 AM
You get adverbials. :D

*inserts old cell phone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2007, 01:03:53 PM
You get a verry old phone

*inserts historybook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 13, 2007, 02:20:48 PM
You get The War by Ken Burns.

*inserts an old top hat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 13, 2007, 02:36:06 PM
You get an old rabbit.

*inserts the rabbit's family photo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on October 16, 2007, 04:05:34 AM
you get a photo album

*inserts strong coffee ;D*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 16, 2007, 01:58:33 PM
You get a caffeine-high soda machine.

*inserts leaky boat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 16, 2007, 04:25:36 PM
You get river water pouring from the machine.

*inserts filthy Mets hat*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 19, 2007, 08:04:16 PM
You get a laundromat.

*inserts ideas*  :idea:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 21, 2007, 10:18:38 AM
you get a sienceproject

*inserts vulcano*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 21, 2007, 11:18:56 AM
You get the Hawaiian Islands.

*inserts pack of ramen noodles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 21, 2007, 02:36:45 PM
You get the Ultimate College Student Meal!

*inserts paper airplane*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 21, 2007, 09:34:35 PM
You get a 747.

*inserts candied apple*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 21, 2007, 10:47:22 PM
You get a fried candy bar.

*inserts computer chip*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on October 22, 2007, 01:30:04 AM
You get a swarm of hungry computer bugs.

*inserts Raid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 22, 2007, 05:47:29 PM
You get a swarm of undead computer bugs.

*inserts Optics test tomorrow  :'(*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 23, 2007, 01:06:56 AM
you get a B+

*inserts flowers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 23, 2007, 02:26:02 PM
You get a garden.

*inserts celery sticks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 23, 2007, 02:44:20 PM
You get vegetable dip.

*inserts carrots*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 24, 2007, 12:40:07 PM
You get a goat. You should hold onto that... since it wards off just about all forms of dangerous critters and villains.

*inserts Character Map*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 24, 2007, 03:51:07 PM
You get a treasure map.

*inserts Pet Semetary 2*

(Congrats Tessy, your thread made 50 pages :) )
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 24, 2007, 04:41:52 PM
You get a vicious dog.

*inserts crystal*

(haha, it is. Thanks!)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 29, 2007, 05:17:55 AM
you get a thief who steals the crystal.

I got a garden time to do something whit it. :P

*inserts broken garden equipment*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 29, 2007, 02:05:14 PM
You get a weed grown, dying garden. :(

*inserts 53 slices of american cheese*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on October 29, 2007, 03:50:47 PM
You get a weed grown, dying garden. :(
That's pretty much what I was going to put till I realized I couldn't post yet. ::) :P

You get 26.5 grilled cheese sandwiches.

*inserts unsolvable math problem*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 29, 2007, 07:51:53 PM
You get me... annoyed with homework.

*inserts a desire for some of those grilled cheese sandwiches*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 29, 2007, 11:33:36 PM
You get some of the grilled cheese sandwiches, I ate some already :P

*inserts burning candle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Oldbushie on October 30, 2007, 01:15:12 AM
You get Lumiere, scolding you for trading him for soda.

*inserts Van Gogh's ear*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on October 30, 2007, 03:08:31 PM
You get a notice informing you that dismembered hands go in the other magical soda machine.

*inserts a cookie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 30, 2007, 03:10:00 PM
You get a brownie.

*inserts long leather coat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on October 30, 2007, 03:38:50 PM
You get Neo from The Matrix. :P

*inserts calculator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on October 30, 2007, 03:44:38 PM
You get some paper and a pencil.

*inserts velvet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 02, 2007, 12:03:56 AM
You get thirty yards of thread.

*inserts depression* :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 02, 2007, 03:37:22 AM
you get rain.

*inserts order for garden equipment*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on November 02, 2007, 12:36:41 PM
You get... nope, still raining. :P

*inserts umbrella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 02, 2007, 01:34:28 PM
You get Rihanna! :D :P

*inserts Kit Kat bar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 03, 2007, 01:01:12 PM
You get a Reese's  ;D Yay candy!!

*inserts halloween costume*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 04, 2007, 02:02:38 AM
you get a zombie

* inserts pumpkins *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 04, 2007, 06:42:50 AM
You get Anastasia. :D

*inserts third declension* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 04, 2007, 03:00:26 PM
You get temporum.

*inserts dirty head of hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 04, 2007, 06:07:11 PM
You get 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner. :P

*inserts cologne*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 06, 2007, 10:30:55 AM
You get perfume.

*inserts Hellgate: London*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 06, 2007, 03:53:26 PM
You get...I dunno, but I want to play that game!  :suffer:

*inserts miracle whip*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on November 06, 2007, 10:47:17 PM
You get zzzzzzzip!

*inserts organic produce*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 07, 2007, 07:19:28 AM
You get an expensive grocery bill. :P

*inserts gasoline*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2007, 07:36:42 AM
you get fuel for your car

* inserts a plow *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 07, 2007, 01:55:39 PM
You get a 20 foot pile of dirty snow.

*inserts pants made of....cheese?!*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 08, 2007, 07:40:12 AM
You get copies of A Grand Day Out and The Wrong Trousers :P

*inserts website link*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 08, 2007, 07:46:35 AM
You get an error message. ::)

*inserts 11515 PMs* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 08, 2007, 07:58:50 AM
You get a Magic Soda Machine Blue Screen of Death. XB

*inserts bottle of wine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2007, 01:16:49 PM
you get a bottle of kool-aid

*inserts bicycle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 08, 2007, 01:34:06 PM
You get a unicycle.

*inserts circus tent*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 09, 2007, 06:58:55 AM
You get 5 clowns, 4 lions, 3 jugglers, 2 tightrope walkers, and 1 elephant.

*inserts sniper rifle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2007, 01:36:19 PM
you get a bow and a arrow

*inserts the last samurai*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 09, 2007, 02:07:02 PM
You get a gladius. :D

*inserts Gtalk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 09, 2007, 02:10:41 PM
You get Gmail! :P

*inserts raincloud*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 09, 2007, 02:53:20 PM
You get a flash flood watch.

*inserts angry monkey*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2007, 11:30:29 PM
you get a isle of monkeys
And we call it monkey isle.

*inserts a gambler*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on November 10, 2007, 02:22:33 AM
You get him back, only now he's broke and in huge debt. The machine must have been too much for him. :P

*inserts Edgar Allen Poe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 10, 2007, 10:06:15 AM
You get cynicism and depression. ::)

*inserts aristocrat* :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 10, 2007, 10:08:19 AM
You get The Aristocats, the Disney movie.

*inserts Sherlock Holmes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 10, 2007, 10:39:36 AM
You get Watson.

*inserts a snowman*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 10, 2007, 12:33:29 PM
You get a puddle of melted snow and a :suffer: ::)

*inserts gold*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 10, 2007, 01:01:25 PM
You get Flinthart Glomgold from Ducktales.

*inserts a castle wall*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on November 10, 2007, 01:06:53 PM
you get an angry king Graham searching for the castle wall

*inserts a fortune cookie.*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 10, 2007, 01:10:54 PM
You get Mike Fortunato! :D

*inserts peanut butter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 10, 2007, 01:17:28 PM
You get a crushed-looking Peter Pan. ::)

*inserts ooblick* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 11, 2007, 07:10:13 AM
You get Bartholomew Cubbins.

*inserts Klu Klux Klam* (No its not a mispelling)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2007, 01:31:02 PM
You get the flu, flux and a flan (from final fantasy).

I'll do something crazy this time.  :P
* inserts a empty pokÚball *

Let's see what happens.
Will I get a pet or not?
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on November 11, 2007, 05:28:02 PM
You get back a slip of paper that reads, "FAIL." :P

*inserts LOL*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 11, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
You get a basket full of XD's.

*inserts sonnet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 11, 2007, 10:39:29 PM
You get a poet.

*inserts Beowulf's sword*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on November 12, 2007, 09:38:46 PM
You get a chunk of Grendel.

*inserts poem*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 12, 2007, 09:46:06 PM
You get William Shakespeare.

*inserts spider venom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 13, 2007, 01:27:07 PM
You get Death....This isn't a comic book  :suffer:

*inserts Will Smith*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 16, 2007, 04:27:21 AM
you get the DVD Hitch :)

*Inserts Video Rental Store*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on November 18, 2007, 10:38:03 PM
You get the Foreign Films section.

*inserts ° *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 18, 2007, 11:50:31 PM
You get ţ

*inserts W*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2007, 03:31:28 AM
you get M

* inserts noodles *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 19, 2007, 04:06:21 AM
You get pasta

* inserts Italian Chef *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 20, 2007, 12:35:33 AM
You get your favorite italian meal.

*inserts Ratatouille* (Man, Pixar sure rarely disappoints by the way, I can't believe I didn't see this movie in the theater!)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 21, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
You get Remy. :D (My sister was so excited I got her that for her birthday)

*inserts chunk of iron ore*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 22, 2007, 05:37:43 AM
you get a slab of copper

*inserts a blue 2nd gen iPod w/191 songs on it*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 22, 2007, 02:17:13 PM
You get it back blended by a blendtech blender.
Try to sell it on Ebay. XD

*inserts an old blender*
I want to have one of those blentech blenders :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 22, 2007, 06:14:11 PM
You get blender dust... don't breathe this! :P

*inserts Christmas tree*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 23, 2007, 02:22:47 AM
You get a Yule Log

*inserts day-old turkey*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 23, 2007, 10:12:35 AM
You get a turkey, stuffing, gravy, and mashed potatoes casserole. (My mom makes this with the left overs, I LOVE it)

*inserts dirty gravy boat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 23, 2007, 02:11:21 PM
you get compost

*inserts stones*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 24, 2007, 08:00:44 AM
you get a mineral museum

*inserts curator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 24, 2007, 01:09:45 PM
You get an artifact.

*inserts Indiana Jones*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 24, 2007, 01:22:06 PM
You get the Temple of Doom. :P

*inserts grilled cheese sandwich*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on November 27, 2007, 09:20:58 PM
You get 20 middle school kids ready to start a food fight. Duck!

*grabs nearest kid and inserts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2007, 04:09:17 AM
you get arested for attacking a child.

*Inserts a pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on November 28, 2007, 06:53:48 AM
You get fatigue. ;P Lucky you. :P

*inserts insomnia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 28, 2007, 01:37:45 PM
You get circles under your eyes.

*inserts Walmart*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on November 30, 2007, 04:16:47 AM
you get low prices

*inserts low wages*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 30, 2007, 04:20:51 AM
you get a low raise. :D

* inserts barrel of wine *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on November 30, 2007, 05:21:18 AM
You get a barrel of monkeys! :D

*inserts spoon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 30, 2007, 01:17:05 PM
You get a spoonful of sugar.

*inserts an old well*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 07, 2007, 04:41:46 PM
You get a magic wishing well :D

*inserts alien movie trilogy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 07, 2007, 06:45:11 PM
You get your very own baby alien growing in your stomach. Aww! :sweetheart:

*inserts Satan*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on December 07, 2007, 06:50:08 PM
You get satin.

*inserts double cones*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 07, 2007, 07:03:58 PM
You get your very own baby alien growing in your stomach. Aww! :sweetheart:
Oddly enough, that makes me want to play Sims 2. :P

You get the equation (z^2)/(c^2)==(x^2+y^2)/(a^2).

*inserts grandma's house*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 07, 2007, 11:02:57 PM
You get the bridge that you go over to get there.

*inserts flaming wreckage of a pirate ship*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 08, 2007, 12:56:17 AM
you get a ghostship including real ghosts.

* inserts a myth *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 08, 2007, 01:20:24 AM
You get a legend.

*inserts Mr. Potato Head*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 08, 2007, 05:05:19 AM
You get his missing nose.

*inserts snowdrop*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 08, 2007, 01:17:07 PM
You get a gumdrop.

*inserts ice cream cone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 08, 2007, 03:48:01 PM
...and out plops the ice cream to go on top of the cone.

*inserts 12,000 pound gorilla*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 08, 2007, 04:21:35 PM
You get the giant gorilla heart you need for your quest. :P

*inserts magnet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2007, 03:19:48 AM
you get the lost coins.

* inserts a old fire-engine *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 09, 2007, 10:12:40 PM
You get an old dalmatian.

*inserts Mr. T*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 10, 2007, 05:40:09 PM
You get ice tea. :P

*inserts chicken*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 11, 2007, 03:41:57 AM
you get a cow

* inserts a newspaper *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 11, 2007, 04:21:02 AM
you get news!

*inserts newscaster*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 11, 2007, 12:06:38 PM
You get a bad hairpiece.

*inserts Lock, Stock, and Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 11, 2007, 03:27:03 PM
you get the Teletubbies Oo

*inserts a black lotus in a vase*


Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 12, 2007, 04:14:00 AM
You get an empty vase  :(

*inserts Buddha statue*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 12, 2007, 07:34:06 PM
You get a lifetime of good luck.

*inserts jelly bean*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 12, 2007, 09:59:37 PM
You get a jar of Every Flavor Beans.

*inserts wet noodles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 13, 2007, 09:21:28 PM
You get wet. :P

*inserts chocolates*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 13, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
You get a pound of cocoa beans.

*inserts jade trinket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 13, 2007, 11:28:03 PM
You get a ruby ring.

*inserts ferret*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 14, 2007, 03:47:08 AM
you get a chinchilla!!  ;D

*inserts huge chinchilla cage*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on December 14, 2007, 11:36:08 AM
You get a castle. :D (...an invisible one floating in the sky, that is. :yes:)

*inserts ▄bermensch* :P

EDIT: Sorry, I just realised what I'd written might be misinterpreted. :-[ I meant Nietzsche's version of the ▄bermensch. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on December 14, 2007, 12:30:01 PM
You get a castle. :D (...an invisible one floating in the sky, that is. :yes:)
XD nuklearpower-ref ;D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Petra Rocks on December 14, 2007, 02:24:21 PM
Actually, hardly anyone in the English speaking world knows what that means AFAIK. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on December 14, 2007, 02:43:53 PM
Actually, hardly anyone in the English speaking world knows what that means AFAIK. :P
I'm not happy with the translations of Superman or Overman. :P But for anyone who's interested:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubermensch
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 14, 2007, 03:02:12 PM
You get pure and utter confusion :P

*inserts 3D glasses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 14, 2007, 03:45:17 PM
you get a pair of broken glasses

*inserts double-sided tape*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 15, 2007, 10:35:06 PM
You get a sticky ball of wadded tape.

*inserts programming error*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 15, 2007, 11:27:11 PM
you get a computer-crash

*inserts a chainsaw*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 16, 2007, 12:34:35 AM
You get Leatherface.

*inserts hatchet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 16, 2007, 01:33:07 AM
You get the book The Hatchet (the one that EVERYONE read as a book report in 4th grade).

*inserts bread, apples, and very small rocks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 16, 2007, 11:39:14 AM
You get toast with apple jam, and some very small, bright pink rocks

*inserts small pink rocks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on December 16, 2007, 12:08:12 PM
You get small blue rocks?

*inserts cold rooms*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 16, 2007, 03:26:13 PM
You get a heater.

*inserts Oreo cookies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 16, 2007, 09:05:24 PM
You get Cookies & Cream ice cream.

*inserts classified information*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2007, 11:57:36 PM
You get unclassified information

*inserts a wishingwell*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on December 17, 2007, 08:44:45 AM
You get a lot of wishes.

*inserts Old Irish Grammar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 17, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
You get an Old English dictionary.

*inserts broken back*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 18, 2007, 09:22:20 PM
You get a new spine from the ghoul kids' treehouse :P

*inserts mini gumball machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 19, 2007, 12:37:41 PM
You get Tom Servo, from MST3K! !!!

*inserts bad movie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 19, 2007, 03:04:22 PM
You get The English Patient :P

*inserts viking ship*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 19, 2007, 03:47:54 PM
You get a bunch of angry vikings!!!

*Inserts viking hat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 22, 2007, 08:04:03 PM
You get a whole viking costume

*inserts bottle of goo-gone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 22, 2007, 09:46:39 PM
You made the insides of the machine disappear!  Now it needs a repair man!

*inserts magical soda machine repair man*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 23, 2007, 12:18:01 AM
you get the repairbill

*inserts oil*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 23, 2007, 12:45:48 PM
you pound on machine, hear repair man grumble (he's still in there?) and get a drop of used oil.  :-\

*inserts complaint letter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 23, 2007, 02:16:42 PM
You get a check in compensation, but still not a fixed machine.

*inserts magical soda machine repair man from a different company*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 23, 2007, 02:54:14 PM
You get a regular soda machine. ::)

*inserts coupon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 23, 2007, 02:56:58 PM
You get 10 cents off past date orange juice.

*inserts cookie recipe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on December 24, 2007, 09:34:15 AM
You get cookie crumbs and a happy machine.

*inserts Christmas tree*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on December 24, 2007, 09:41:16 AM
you get an ornament

*inserts book of Christmas songs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on December 24, 2007, 02:37:27 PM
You get Adeste Fildeles

*inserts PMs* :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on December 24, 2007, 03:19:02 PM
You get the PM limit. :(

*inserts dinner*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 24, 2007, 06:25:33 PM
You get fettucini alfredo.

*inserts the Demon Barber*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2007, 03:20:25 PM
You get a devil barber

*inserts 2 dragon wings, a tail of a lizard and a spoon full of fairydust*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 28, 2007, 12:08:04 AM
You get a very strange new breed of dragon; one that randomly emits sparks that cause things to fly (if they think happy thoughts). One such dragon that lets its tail fall off when it's scared. One dragon to rule them all. But for now we shall call it a Drizardry. ... You get a Drizardry!

*inserts silliness* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 28, 2007, 07:18:06 PM
You get zanyness.   :sneaky:

*inserts Mrs. Lovett*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 03:38:18 AM
You get Mrs. Lovette. ::) Whoever that may be. :P

*inserts erminois*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 29, 2007, 03:48:36 AM
The machine unscrambles the anagram and you get back a mini rose.

*inserts nursery rhyme*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 29, 2007, 08:32:58 AM
You get Mary's little lamb. :P

*inserts shovel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on December 29, 2007, 08:47:07 AM
The machine unscrambles the anagram and you get back a mini rose.
XD XD XD
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 29, 2007, 02:28:27 PM
You get Yorick's skull :P

*inserts rest of Yorick's skeleton*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 29, 2007, 03:40:11 PM
(Obviously no one's familiar with Sweeney Todd considering my last two insertions into the machine :P)

You get the skull of Murray.  :suffer:

*inserts hair growth elixir*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on December 29, 2007, 04:08:46 PM
Ironically, you get back a bald man.

*inserts poor grammar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on December 29, 2007, 04:53:22 PM
You get the skull of Murray.  :suffer:
Yay!!!! :D

You get pulled over by the grammar police.

*inserts mango*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 29, 2007, 07:06:34 PM
You get watermelon.

*inserts Igor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on December 29, 2007, 08:39:51 PM
You get Iago. :P

*inserts scratched record*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 31, 2007, 12:29:32 PM
you get a scratched CD

*inserter 2007*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 01, 2008, 12:42:41 AM
You get 2008! :D

*inserts talking hot chili pepper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 01, 2008, 12:30:45 PM
You get Flea.

*inserts bass guitar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on January 02, 2008, 11:30:12 AM
you get a Viola

*inserts flat tire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 02, 2008, 11:39:23 AM
You get my condolences. :( *got a flat tire on his car during summer courses*

*inserts ceol Gaeilge*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 02, 2008, 11:54:55 AM
You get a  ???

Inserts Easter egg.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 02, 2008, 07:39:27 PM
You get an Easter bunny. :P

*inserts calculator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 02, 2008, 11:16:44 PM
You get the + button.

*inserts Alcatraz*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 03, 2008, 11:23:40 AM
You get a famous escape.

*inserts fire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 04, 2008, 06:57:26 AM
You get some matches.

*finds some infamy on the ground which she then inserts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 04, 2008, 11:08:17 AM
*can't resist* The machine cracks it open and out pops December 7, 1941.

*inserts forum game rules* :o
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Petra Rocks on January 04, 2008, 11:28:29 AM
If you are looking for Pearl Harbor you got the 4 and the 1 backwards. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 04, 2008, 06:05:59 PM
You forgot to insert something.

*inserts Petra* XD
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 04, 2008, 09:54:17 PM
You get a pile of rocks. :P

*inserts Yonkey*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2008, 01:34:03 PM
you get mr. teddy

*inserts a hot air balloon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on January 05, 2008, 02:38:29 PM
You get a very loud noise.

*inserts universe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 05, 2008, 07:40:47 PM
You get a black hole.

*inserts a penguin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 05, 2008, 09:39:03 PM
You get a very successfull documentary. :P

*inserts empty pizza box*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 06, 2008, 05:10:35 PM
You get a 12 inch pepperoni.

*inserts Isle of Wonder*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on January 07, 2008, 04:20:18 AM
You get the isle of the beast

*inserts minitar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on January 07, 2008, 04:21:42 AM
you get the genie

*inserst invitation for a new years reception*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 07, 2008, 11:00:21 AM
You get a response stating that I cannot attend. 

*inserts declensions*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 07, 2008, 02:03:57 PM
You get declarations.

*inserts phone booth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 07, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
You get Superman! :D ;P

*inserts credit card bill*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 07, 2008, 05:54:51 PM
You get cash to pay it off. :D

*inserts sextuplets*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 07, 2008, 06:36:41 PM
You get a laundry machine and a dryer.

*inserts CSI*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2008, 01:16:29 AM
You get a detective

*inserts Sherlock Homes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 08, 2008, 01:04:47 PM
You get a grey-green-yellow Tartan.

*inserts <3*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on January 09, 2008, 11:55:21 AM
you get a hug from the soda machine  :stars:

*inserts a working week planning of 80 hours (yes that's what I'm supposed to do this week)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 09, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
You get registering for 10 hrs of research ??? :o

*inserts ???*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 09, 2008, 02:09:41 PM
You get mass confusion.  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

*inserts life*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 09, 2008, 03:40:24 PM
You get "C'est la vie."

*inserts experiment*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 09, 2008, 08:41:19 PM
You get a null hypothesis.

*inserts hairbrush*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 10, 2008, 12:15:01 AM
You get a wad of hair.

*inserts disappointment*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 10, 2008, 03:10:18 PM
You get sadness.

*inserts badgers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 10, 2008, 04:11:39 PM
You get them back, but now bright red.

*inserts unknown object*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 10, 2008, 04:52:23 PM
You get the Unknown Soldier.

*inserts tombstone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on January 11, 2008, 04:48:18 AM
you get an undead zombie  :o

*inserts illegally copied music*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2008, 04:56:37 AM
you get a court order, for having illegal music.
You can better have a lawyer now.

*inserts lawyer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 11, 2008, 08:46:45 PM
You get a judge's powdered wig.

*inserts wig lice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 12, 2008, 10:10:10 AM
You get shears. :P

*inserts Dada*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 12, 2008, 10:57:35 AM
You get Mama. XB

*inserts quill*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 12, 2008, 12:06:25 PM
You get Mama. XB
LOL. XD XD
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 14, 2008, 02:50:32 PM
You get an expensive, fancy ball-point pen.

*inserts ancient artifact*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 14, 2008, 03:57:52 PM
You get Indiana Jones.

*inserts court jester*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 17, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
You get  :cesar:

*inserts rockstar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 18, 2008, 01:35:03 PM
You get a pebble and a star. :yes:

*inserts white rose*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 18, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
You get a beautiful painting of said rose.

*inserts firefox*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2008, 11:49:05 PM
I know you wanted internet explorer from microsoft, but...
you get a firewall.

*inserts the birthdaypie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 19, 2008, 12:36:14 AM
You get a birthday cake.

*inserts used birthday candles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 19, 2008, 05:22:37 AM
You get a singing birthday candle.

*inserts Australia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on January 19, 2008, 08:03:14 AM
You get Hawaii!!
*inserts coconut*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 19, 2008, 08:29:01 AM
You get a coconut carrying swallow. ::)

*inserts length of rope*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 19, 2008, 08:43:20 AM
You get a coconut carrying swallow. ::)
XD XD

You get a rope ladder.

*inserts lute*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 19, 2008, 10:15:33 AM
You get a flute.

*inserts 3 chapters of reading*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 19, 2008, 09:13:22 PM
You get sleepy. :P

*inserts winter coat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 20, 2008, 02:38:40 AM
you get snow.

*inserts the boogyman*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 20, 2008, 02:40:16 AM
You get Rosella's screams.

*inserts biochemistry notebook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 20, 2008, 09:48:16 AM
You get an A :D

*inserts nuts and bolts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on January 20, 2008, 09:29:44 PM
You get a wrench.


*inserts penguin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 21, 2008, 04:37:59 PM
You get a tuxedo.

*inserts New York Giants*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 22, 2008, 02:41:07 AM
you get a signed ball.

*Inserst a toothbrush*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 22, 2008, 09:45:52 AM
You get toothpaste.

*borrows and inserts Fannatic-status* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 22, 2008, 07:24:36 PM
You get crazy obsessed stalker-forum status.

*inserts torn socks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2008, 02:33:17 AM
you get a messages saying insert the left foot socks also.

*inserts beerbottles*
party is over so the bottles go back.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on January 23, 2008, 04:13:52 AM
You get 10 cents!

*inserts parking ticket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 23, 2008, 06:12:24 PM
You get a speeding ticket.

*inserts steam engine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 24, 2008, 12:29:32 AM
you get a lot of coal.

*inserts a fireplace*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on January 24, 2008, 03:31:22 AM
you get ash

*inserts adventure cap*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on January 24, 2008, 05:21:47 AM
You get Graham.

*inserts cracker*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 24, 2008, 02:45:20 PM
You get saltines.

*inserts Chips Ahoy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 24, 2008, 03:24:39 PM
You get that talking cookie.

*inserts bridge*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 24, 2008, 07:07:45 PM
You get the refrain of a song.

*inserts guitar frets*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 28, 2008, 09:25:57 PM
You get fretting over lack of violin.

*inserts psychology homework*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on January 30, 2008, 09:46:03 PM
You get a psychology degree.

*inserts bombed car*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on January 30, 2008, 10:42:30 PM
*inserts torn socks*
Would you stop sending me those!? :P


You get a bomb that failed to go off and therefore... A FREE CAR!!!!!

*inserts stuff*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on January 30, 2008, 11:19:37 PM
You get your stuff back. Apparently the machine didn't want it.

*inserts corrupted backup file* (grrrrr, stupid file)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 31, 2008, 03:56:31 AM
you get a virus.

*inserts a spider*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on January 31, 2008, 05:29:41 AM
You get an Alpha Romeo Spider. :D ::)

*inserts aquamarine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 31, 2008, 11:49:52 AM
You get a mermaid.

*inserts sore feet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on January 31, 2008, 08:11:44 PM
You get soothing foot-cream.

*inserts shiny new wireless mouse* :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2008, 03:59:57 AM
you get an optical mouse.

*inserts the end of a story* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on February 01, 2008, 09:32:38 AM
You get the beginning. :D

*inserts 1000 lines* :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 01, 2008, 11:41:52 AM
You get a sight translation from the Intensive Greek II class that I took.

*inserts Greek syntax*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Oldbushie on February 01, 2008, 01:34:13 PM
You get some ouzo and a passing cop arrests you for possession of alcohol. :suffer:

*inserts a mini Mote plushie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 01, 2008, 01:55:07 PM
You get a Beanie Baby.

*inserts refillable lighter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 01, 2008, 02:48:34 PM
*tries to explain the magical soda machine to the police officer, who doesn't believe me... until it spits out fire at him (thanks to the lighter)*

*inserts ouzo and thus leaves the police officer baffled at the ouzo's disappearance/apparent annihilation*

^*wonders from the above if ouzo is a minimum state or a maximum state... which in turn would tell if the magical soda machine is a lowering or raising operator, respectively*  ::)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 03, 2008, 04:34:39 PM
You get Greek spirits of the ghost kind. (and complete confusion about what the last statement means) :P

*inserts audio editing program*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Oldbushie on February 03, 2008, 04:37:35 PM
You get Rocking With Beethoven, a techno remix of all of Beethoven's best music.

*inserts a struggling pygmy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 03, 2008, 05:47:01 PM
(and complete confusion about what the last statement means) :P

It's a reference to quantum mechanics. ;)

You get a pygmy living comfortably in an apartment in an urban setting.


*inserts Classical Greek*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 04, 2008, 02:19:59 PM
You get Greecey food. (Hee hee, get it?)

*inserts curly hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Oldbushie on February 04, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
You get Mario.

*inserts a piano*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on February 04, 2008, 11:24:19 PM
You get Chopin. Score!

*keeps Chopin and inserts Rachmaninov*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 06, 2008, 03:08:59 PM
You get a concerto.

*inserts bull by the horns*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 06, 2008, 08:43:42 PM
You get irregular nouns for cow in Gaelic and Greek.

*inserts said nouns complete declensions*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 12, 2008, 12:02:48 PM
You get textbooks for said languages.

*inserts distraction*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 12, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
*is distracted, accidentally drops Necrinomicon into the machine*
Oops.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 12, 2008, 09:44:50 PM
You get an undead army... way to go there PK!

*inserts the virtual food fight thread in hopes of getting defenders for our undead predicament*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 13, 2008, 12:10:07 AM
you get a foodarmy that helps the undeath army.
You only made it worse.

*inserts voodoo stuff*
Let's see if we can increase this army even more, so I can take over the world.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 13, 2008, 12:29:04 AM
You get a voodoo doll of the entire army....Hmm if only we had a pin....
*inserts cushion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on February 14, 2008, 09:25:37 AM
You get a whole couch.

Let's try again
*inserts pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on February 14, 2008, 10:12:05 AM
You get a chintz pillow cover.

*inserts aria*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on February 14, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
You get a recitative. Only natural, right? XD

*inserts bucket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 14, 2008, 04:24:56 PM
You get the water thrown in your face that belongs in that bucket.

*inserts haystack*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on February 15, 2008, 05:02:34 AM
You get a needle.

*inserts a smoothie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on February 15, 2008, 04:29:58 PM
You get a Sharpie. :P

*inserts headache*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 16, 2008, 11:02:55 AM
You get Aspirin.

*inserts limburger cheese*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 16, 2008, 01:26:19 PM
You get a airplane ticket to the Belgian province Limburg.

*inserts tootsie roll*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 17, 2008, 08:18:21 AM
You get a tootsie roll pop.

*inserts 42*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 17, 2008, 08:34:22 PM
You get the TV show 24.

*inserts T-1000*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 19, 2008, 12:28:57 AM
you get 1000 cups of tea.

*inserts a ninja-star*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Shades2585 on February 19, 2008, 09:27:25 AM
You get a Bo-shuriken.  :D

Inserts chopsticks
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 19, 2008, 09:58:57 AM
You get them back but decorated to be used for hair sticks. :P

*inserts a hole*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 19, 2008, 01:56:34 PM
You get a groundhog.

*inserts lit cigarette*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 19, 2008, 07:54:48 PM
You get ashes.

*inserts CSI episode*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on February 19, 2008, 08:16:50 PM
You get CSI homework. :P

*inserts frozen stiff ice mounds at edge of driveway from snow plow* ::)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 20, 2008, 01:36:45 AM
You get a bag of salt :P

*inserts a green apple tree*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 20, 2008, 06:57:22 AM
You get 4 barrels of apples.

*inserts ad for roommate*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on February 20, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
You get Carrie. :P


*inserts Just Shoot Me*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on February 20, 2008, 01:39:13 PM
You get shot. (with a marshmallow gun)  :o


*inserts midterm tomorrow* :(
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hercrabbiness on February 20, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
You get back your grade... WHICH IS---! ... I don't know. :P

*inserts mysterious item*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 20, 2008, 03:21:20 PM
You get back a mysterious black box that can't be opened.

*inserts a random day of the year*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 20, 2008, 03:35:52 PM
You get October 8th.

*inserts newspaper headline*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on February 21, 2008, 10:20:24 AM
You get a scandal concerning Liechtenstein and Germany. :P

*inserts an imperial eagle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on February 21, 2008, 10:27:28 AM
You get a US quarter.

*inserts a sewing stitch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 21, 2008, 12:17:26 PM
You get string.

*inserts mad cow disease*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on February 29, 2008, 11:07:01 AM
You get an alien abducting a cow.

*inserts an imperial eagle this time* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 01, 2008, 07:10:10 AM
You get Imperial-brand margerine. :P

*inserts LCD projector*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 02, 2008, 08:37:13 PM
You get......high?

*inserts brownies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 02, 2008, 09:38:12 PM
You get a high soda machine...

*hopes this doesn't affect it's performance and inserts a chunk of graphite*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 04, 2008, 08:35:29 AM
You get graphene.

*inserts paper, paper, and more paper* *keeps shoving paper into the machine* Well, after I cleaned my room... it had to go somewhere :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 04, 2008, 10:41:11 AM
You get a 3-ring binder.

*inserts a disk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 04, 2008, 07:58:19 PM
You get a floppy drive covered in cobwebs.

*inserts eternal life*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 04, 2008, 09:31:09 PM
You get time.

*inserts Coke can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 04, 2008, 09:45:08 PM
You get a miniature soda machine.

*inserts quote* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 05, 2008, 09:02:19 AM
You get quote tags.

*inserts rabbit burrow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 05, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
You get an Easter basket.

*inserts left over jack-o-lantern...from '06*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 07, 2008, 03:53:19 PM
You get grody pumpkin pie...

*inserts classes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 07, 2008, 04:25:41 PM
You get homework--and a quiz on a subject you know absolutely nothing about!  :-\

*Inserts report card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 07, 2008, 04:43:20 PM
You get magnetic letter As.

*inserts campbell's soup can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 07, 2008, 06:45:50 PM
You get chicken noodle soup.

*inserts french toast*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 08, 2008, 07:51:31 AM
You get regular toast!

*inserts toaster*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on March 08, 2008, 07:54:48 AM
You get a didgeridoo.

*you insert a half used tissue*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 08, 2008, 03:15:20 PM
The machine hacks it back up in disgust.

*inserts Cool Ranch Doritos bag*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 08, 2008, 03:30:45 PM
You get a happy soda machine. :P

*inserts a large gorilla*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 09, 2008, 02:39:43 PM
You get a large ape.

*inserts YouTube*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 10, 2008, 04:22:24 PM
You get a silly video about gorillas and pumpkin pie.

*inserts Cool Cops*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 10, 2008, 05:09:15 PM
You get Bad Burglars. :P

*inserts empty stomach*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 10, 2008, 07:09:17 PM
You get a four-course meal.

*inserts a goblet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 10, 2008, 09:14:42 PM
You get a small slip of paper that says Harry Potter on it.

*inserts Dumbledore's hat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 11, 2008, 11:50:36 PM
You get the message say-ing: "you're not a wizzard PKC"

*Inserts a dark knight*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on March 12, 2008, 07:21:24 AM
you become schizophrenic and get cedric as one of your other personalities and he refuses to be a quiet one

*inserts a moldy chunk of cheese*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 12, 2008, 07:23:54 AM
You get a moldy chunk of mouse....Ew.

*inserts bottle of fake blood*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 16, 2008, 05:52:30 AM
You get a bottle of real blood...um??

*inserts letter of complaint*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 16, 2008, 05:59:41 AM
You get shredded paper.

*inserts my heart*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 16, 2008, 11:30:42 AM
You get Merlin.

*inserts annoying things*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 16, 2008, 11:35:55 AM
You get gnats.

*inserts hunger pains*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 18, 2008, 07:48:55 PM
You get a home cooked meal.

*inserts compound word*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 19, 2008, 07:04:42 AM
You get two smaller words.

*inserts the two smaller words* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on March 19, 2008, 07:26:58 AM
You get two smaller swords

*Inserts the pen is mightier than the...*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2008, 04:24:01 PM
you get a piece of paper.

*inserts a fligh data recorder*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 19, 2008, 09:37:46 PM
You get the flight data recorder from Oceanic Flight 815 :P

*inserts bowl of rice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 19, 2008, 09:39:32 PM
You get The Bride from Kill Bill. (Get why the reference makes sense, win a prize!)

*inserts Mojo Jojo*



Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 20, 2008, 05:24:38 AM
You get a mojito!

*inserts a cow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 20, 2008, 05:29:47 AM
you get a hamburger

*inserts flying chicken*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 20, 2008, 02:39:45 PM
You get a rubber chicken....with a pulley in the middle.

*inserts Meathook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 20, 2008, 04:34:16 PM
You get one of his paintings. :P

*inserts library book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 20, 2008, 07:39:26 PM
You get overdue fees.

*inserts dirty laundry*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 20, 2008, 08:35:05 PM
You get a bag of clean socks and nothing else.

*inserts itchy knee*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 20, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
You receive two itchy knees. WOO HOO!

*inserts his college education* :suffer:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 22, 2008, 01:13:23 AM
you get the schoolbooks you have lost.

*inserts candymachine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 22, 2008, 12:35:26 PM
You get a lifetime supply of Snickers bars and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! *jealous*

*inserts candy cane*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 23, 2008, 08:13:45 AM
You get a ginger bread man

*Inserts chocolate bunny*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 23, 2008, 09:33:24 AM
You get easter bunny!

*inserts crazy money*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 23, 2008, 09:34:10 AM
You get Monopoly money.

*inserts a fork*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 23, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
You get an entire silverware set. Useful. :P

*inserts futon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 24, 2008, 02:54:18 PM
you get a bouch (yes there is a difference)

*inserts college student*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 24, 2008, 04:42:42 PM
you get a college teacher

*inserts a salad*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 24, 2008, 04:54:16 PM
You get a giant slice of cucumber to lay on....that is if you had the rest of the giant salad and bowl.

*inserts Easter egg shaped cupcake*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 24, 2008, 07:29:06 PM
You get a cupcake-shaped egg. :X

*inserts $1000000000.37*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 06:45:07 PM
You get arrested for robbing a bank. :pokerface:

*inserts a dress*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on March 25, 2008, 06:48:21 PM
You get matching shoes.

*inserts a Bordeaux grape* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 25, 2008, 06:49:52 PM
You get a nice wine... well-aged... there was a time warp involved.


*inserts epistemiology*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 06:54:13 PM
You get matching shoes.
Yay, I needed some to go with it. Except... now I have the shoes... and not the dress... Shoot! :P

You get a dictionary to give to me so I can look up that word. :P

*inserts Family Feud*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 25, 2008, 07:01:57 PM
You get your dress back and a card that says 40 out of 100 people surveyed wanted you to get your dress.


*inserts coins ::)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on March 25, 2008, 07:05:26 PM
You get originality. :P

*inserts random divinity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 07:08:13 PM
You get your dress back and a card that says 40 out of 100 people surveyed wanted you to get your dress.
Yay!!! :D

You get a shelf full of books on religions.

*inserts Marry Poppin's umbrella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 25, 2008, 07:16:21 PM
You get supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! :P

*inserts apple crumble*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 25, 2008, 07:32:22 PM
You get vanilla ice cream to go with it, alas it's in the machine.

*inserts fried potatoes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 07:34:06 PM
You get very very thinly cut fried potatoes, aka potato chips. :P

*inserts a were-rabbit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on March 25, 2008, 07:35:34 PM
You get a were-bear and a jackalope (KQVII references, anyone?). ::)

*inserts iPod touch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 25, 2008, 07:42:59 PM
You get an iPod classic.

*inserts Karl for failing to understand special relativity yet speaking of it as if he were an expert... :no: >:(... oh and a book on special relativity*

Now, stay in there until you figure out what you said wrong.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 25, 2008, 08:42:30 PM
You get his skeleton back (in 12 years).

*inserts ice skates*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 25, 2008, 09:50:08 PM
You get fire skates! ???

*inserts himself*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 25, 2008, 09:56:17 PM
You get knowledge of the mysterious inner works of the Magical Soda Machine :o

*inserts random computer wires*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 25, 2008, 11:35:45 PM
You get shocked. Ouch!

*inserts the letter Q*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 26, 2008, 03:57:33 AM
You get an alphabet book...yay?

*Inserts Jack Johnson*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 26, 2008, 05:25:20 AM
You get Jack Nicholson. :o

*inserts recycling box*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on March 26, 2008, 07:00:37 AM
You lose the ability to handle the truth

*You insert '5 maids a milking'*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 26, 2008, 07:35:52 AM
*wonders why he just inserted those people into the machine but gets back 5 cartons of processed milk* :o

*gives Dangling the milk and inserts a pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on March 26, 2008, 12:12:21 PM
You get a pillowcase.

Hey, soda machine! Wanna do my homework for me? :suffer:

*inserts unfinished homework*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 26, 2008, 01:31:34 PM
You get a case of shredded paper.  Oops!

*jams a printer into the soda machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 26, 2008, 05:43:57 PM
The machine shorts out...Way to go, Cat :P

*inserts machine repairman*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on March 26, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
A bill for $500 worth of repairs comes out. Who's going to get that?

*inserts  :-**
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 26, 2008, 08:02:54 PM
You get :lovegoggles:

*inserts license to kill*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 26, 2008, 08:17:14 PM
You get killed by the Magical Soda Machine. NOOOOOO!!!!!

*inserts a Snicker's bar into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 26, 2008, 11:16:13 PM
The machine just says thank you and burps.

*inserts bruised ankle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 27, 2008, 03:56:15 AM
you get a used ankle wrap...eww

*inserts Beatles white album*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 27, 2008, 05:38:23 AM
You get a Target commercial. :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:

*inserts his sanity into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on March 27, 2008, 07:06:07 AM
You get a straight-jacket back.

*Inserts a love letter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 27, 2008, 12:54:27 PM
You get *item censored*

*inserts prescription sunglasses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2008, 03:39:19 PM
you get some safetygoggles.

*inserts fireball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 27, 2008, 06:06:14 PM
You get a snowball. :P

*inserts boomerang*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 27, 2008, 06:56:29 PM
You get your boomerang back. :P

*inserts chapstick*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: restamper on March 27, 2008, 08:45:44 PM
you get a "chap"

*inserts hair curler*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Shades2585 on March 28, 2008, 06:23:10 AM
you get a "chap"

*inserts hair curler*



Welcome back Restemper I haven't see you on here in FAR too long.  :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 28, 2008, 07:48:12 AM
You get curlier hair.

*inserts curling iron*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on March 28, 2008, 10:40:08 AM
You get split ends. :-\

*inserts hated notebooks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 28, 2008, 06:21:01 PM
You receive pop-up picture books. ::)

*inserts pineapples into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 28, 2008, 06:46:34 PM
You get pine needles and a a couple rotten apples.

*inserts ape odor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 28, 2008, 09:14:41 PM
You get ape scented cologne

*inserts kool-aid*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 28, 2008, 10:31:45 PM
You get a plastic model of that giant pitcher guy. :P

*inserts empty cd case*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 28, 2008, 11:14:41 PM
(He's the Kool-Aid Man, Tessy :) )

You get a cd you thought lost.

*inserts dying hard drive*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 29, 2008, 06:41:23 AM
You get deja vu (since that happened to me last year :P).

*insers mp3 player*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on March 29, 2008, 08:25:31 AM
you get an iPod!

*inserts ebay*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 29, 2008, 09:14:51 AM
You get items that you didn't purchase.

*inserts banana stickers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 29, 2008, 07:00:41 PM
You get an angry mob of bananas complaining about being stuck one too many times. ???

(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.e0b9d36647.png) (http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?e0b9d36647.png)

*inserts lame drawing skills*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 29, 2008, 08:35:40 PM
You get doodles.

*inserts Britcoms!!! :D*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 29, 2008, 09:04:47 PM
You get the lousy American remakes.

*inserts Simon Pegg*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 29, 2008, 09:05:57 PM
You get Scotty.

*inserts a battery*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 30, 2008, 05:21:32 AM
You get your battery back plus an assault. :'(

*inserts a house*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on March 30, 2008, 08:53:12 AM
You get an adorable little turret. ::) Isn't that much nicer? :P

*inserts odd Google links*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 30, 2008, 10:01:10 AM
You get random jumbled mess.

*inserts old tests*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 30, 2008, 02:17:08 PM
You get a bunch of new tests to take. :/

*inserts piece of Styrofoam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on March 31, 2008, 06:53:04 AM
You get back a life sized castle made entirely out of styrofoam.

*You insert Cedric*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 31, 2008, 07:17:40 AM
You get snakes!

*inserts mongooses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on March 31, 2008, 09:24:48 AM
You get back mongeese. :suffer:

*inserts a gecko*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 31, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
You get Geico.

*inserts a school bus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 31, 2008, 10:04:50 AM
You get it's little red stop sign.

*inserts graduation outfit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on March 31, 2008, 12:19:38 PM
You get an ermine robe, a diadem, a holy hand grenade and a sceptre. :)

*inserts Monty Python's flying circus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 31, 2008, 12:33:04 PM
You get: "It!"

*inserts data crunching, Quantum II hwk, and hall council*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 31, 2008, 05:06:01 PM
You get a nicely laid out schedule for the evening.

*inserts the portal song*
Maybe that'll get it out of my head. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 31, 2008, 06:36:54 PM
The machine, not knowing what that is, just spits it back out.

*inserts The Dead Parrot sketch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on March 31, 2008, 06:38:51 PM
*the machine spits out The Cheese Shop sketch*

*inserts the One Ring*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 31, 2008, 06:40:15 PM
You get Orlando Bloom :P

*inserts Samwise*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 31, 2008, 06:43:56 PM
You get elvish bread crumbs.

*inserts monkey fur*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 31, 2008, 06:46:54 PM
You get Jack! :D

*inserts muddy tires*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 31, 2008, 07:07:41 PM
You get a KIA commercial. ???

*inserts a Jack-in-the-Box*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on March 31, 2008, 07:17:15 PM
You get a Jack-in-the-Box (http://www.jackinthebox.com) sandwich.

*inserts the TSL script*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on March 31, 2008, 07:19:23 PM
You get a  :suffer:  :suffer:  :suffer:

*inserts a blue, plastic, wind-up, lobster*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on March 31, 2008, 07:22:10 PM
You get a real, live lobster. Careful of the claws! :P

*inserts doggy treat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on March 31, 2008, 08:56:31 PM
You get a puppy dog face.

*inserts fire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on March 31, 2008, 09:08:53 PM
You get roasted marshmallows. :D

*inserts jambalaya*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 31, 2008, 09:30:45 PM
For gosh sakes stop talking about food.  :X

You get New Orleans.

*inserts Care Bear*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 01, 2008, 02:28:31 AM
you get a book about diseases

*inserts a april-fool joke*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2008, 04:21:00 AM
You get an April Fools Joke  :)

*inserts self*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 01, 2008, 05:10:19 AM
You get a pile of school work :P

*inserts oatmeal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 01, 2008, 08:28:11 AM
You find an oatmeal-like paste clogging up the "insert" button.

*inserts truffle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 01, 2008, 08:48:22 AM
You get deliciousness!

*inserts April Fools' Day*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2008, 09:43:37 AM
You get an average tuesday.  :P

*inserts ferret* (I always wanted one of those, by the way...)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 01, 2008, 09:46:49 AM
You get a ferret ball.

*inserts get well card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 01, 2008, 10:15:47 AM
You get a well. ::)

*inserts dual*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 01, 2008, 12:18:48 PM
You get a duel with Delling...Delling loses  ;D

*inserts smelly pants*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 01, 2008, 01:07:47 PM
You get pants on fire.

*inserts forum mafia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 01, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
You get various murder weapons (including :suffer:)

*inserts knock on the door*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2008, 03:24:49 PM
You get the IRS...  :suffer:

*inserts KQIX Forum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 01, 2008, 03:51:28 PM
You get the TSL-Forum of course!

*inserts :D*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 01, 2008, 04:18:50 PM
You get  :( .

*inserts  :X *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 01, 2008, 04:26:26 PM
You get a calm stomach.

*inserts a boot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 01, 2008, 04:28:00 PM
You get all the men you just kicked with it :suffer:

*inserts broken hard drive*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 01, 2008, 04:30:40 PM
You get a blank screen

*inserts the TSL-Forum*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 01, 2008, 04:31:54 PM
You get deja-vu.

*inserts a piano*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 01, 2008, 05:46:01 PM
You get chopsticks.

*inserts homework*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 01, 2008, 05:54:00 PM
You get it back, completed. :D

*inserts for loop*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 01, 2008, 06:05:11 PM
You get a bloated while loop. :o

*inserts the sun*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 01, 2008, 06:22:20 PM
You get a sunburn. ;P

*inserts a quarter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 01, 2008, 06:48:31 PM
You get a dime.

*inserts toast*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 01, 2008, 07:45:19 PM
You get a toaster.

*inserts empty milk carton*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 02, 2008, 12:06:03 AM
You get a glass of milk! Unfortunately, it breaks after it gets ejected from the machine and becomes subject to gravity.

*inserts dust bunnies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 02, 2008, 01:38:27 AM
you get some dust

*inserts a star*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 02, 2008, 06:25:00 AM
*The machine explodes. :(*

*inserts divinity to fix it*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 02, 2008, 09:32:16 AM
All the pieces of the magical soda machine magically come back together into a new, better magical soda machine. :D

*inserts group project*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2008, 10:17:49 AM
You get a team of people who do nothing :P

*inserts a pencil sharpener*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 02, 2008, 12:16:56 PM
You get a pencil pusher.

*inserts lunch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2008, 12:51:20 PM
You get a bologna sandwich, and spicy barbecue Lays chips.

*insert Rosella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 02, 2008, 01:06:25 PM
You get the Rosella Stone! *couldn't resist*

*inserts this entire thread*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 02, 2008, 01:30:06 PM
you get a spider.

*inserts hypernova*
if a star breaks the machine let's see what this does
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2008, 01:41:47 PM
you get an... out of cheese error?

I'm afraid the ol' machine has broken down again. Thank's a lot, Gilgamesh.

*after a hard reboot, inserts Windows Vista*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2008, 01:43:00 PM
You get a screwed up machine.

*inserts Windows XP*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 02, 2008, 02:03:56 PM
You get your disk back.

*formats hard drive*
*inserts Windows XP x64*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 02, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
The Magical Soda Machine turns into an unmagical Soda Machine. Thanks a lot people. This machine couldn't possibly run on Windows. :P

*inserts magic*

Quote from: PostScript_from_Tage7
*inserts group project*
You get a team of people who do nothing :P

SO TRUE! :furious: *curses his capstone project*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2008, 04:01:20 PM
You get a refreshed, Magical Soda Machine.

Which I shall now use.

*inserts a Threepwood* 
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 02, 2008, 04:31:09 PM
You get Murray! :D
(Can I have him? He's so cute and funny :P)

*inserts a weighted companion cube*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 02, 2008, 04:32:56 PM
Quote
*inserts a weighted companion cube*

Companion Cube!! If... she... it... survives the machine, can I have it? I'll trade Murray!  8)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2008, 04:39:07 PM
You get a Rubik's cube :P

*inserts a diet coke*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 02, 2008, 04:42:28 PM
Quote
*inserts a weighted companion cube*

Companion Cube!! If... she... it... survives the machine, can I have it? I'll trade Murray!  8)
Deal! I'm going to make another cube anyways a soon as I print the diagram for it out in color. :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 02, 2008, 08:41:26 PM
You get regular Coke.

*inserts an umbrella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 02, 2008, 09:24:21 PM
You get Mary Poppins.

*inserts peeling paint ceiling*

(I remember when Tessy introduced this thread, it seems not long ago at all and yet it's up to 72 pages, amazing!)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 03, 2008, 12:28:28 AM
You receive more paint to paint over it. :-X

*inserts Mentos*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 03, 2008, 04:39:38 AM
You get a pie.

*inserts obscure reference*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 03, 2008, 05:16:36 AM
You get a dictionary

*inserts Get Fuzzy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 03, 2008, 09:21:01 AM
You get fuzzy things!

*inserts fire*


The Magical Soda Machine turns into an unmagical Soda Machine. Thanks a lot people. This machine couldn't possibly run on Windows. :P

Actually, it would explain alot... like why a magical SODA machine never gives out soda!
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 09:30:52 AM
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.

*inserts soda*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 03, 2008, 10:10:26 AM
You get your money back. Wait... What? ???

*inserts lava* :-X

The Magical Soda Machine turns into an unmagical Soda Machine. Thanks a lot people. This machine couldn't possibly run on Windows. :P

Actually, it would explain alot... like why a magical SODA machine never gives out soda!

:suffer:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 03, 2008, 10:41:39 AM
You get obsidian.

*insert $1.25 USD in quarters*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 03, 2008, 10:51:47 AM
(I remember when Tessy introduced this thread, it seems not long ago at all and yet it's up to 72 pages, amazing!)
I'm just wating for it to get to 100 and we have to start a second one. That'll be cool 8)

You get a dollar bill back. I guess the machine took a fee :P

*inserts date of birth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 03, 2008, 11:00:11 AM
You get a birthday cake! Yum!

*inserts the TCAP tests*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Shades2585 on April 03, 2008, 11:32:32 AM
You get aspirin for the coming headache.

inserts remainder of lunch. I had too much.

You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.

XD I love QFG IV
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 03, 2008, 11:36:49 AM
You get supper. :P

*inserts ragdoll*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 01:28:17 PM
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.

XD I love QFG IV
And I. :)

You get a rag. :-\

*inserts virus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 03, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
You get medicine.

*inserts creative writing professor*

*crosses fingers* Please don't spit her back out, please don't spit her back out
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 03, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
You get an un-creative writing professor.  :P

*inserts vorpal bunny* (QfG4)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 03, 2008, 03:19:28 PM
You get a little cuddly bunny.

*inserts Wolf (10th Kingdom)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 03, 2008, 04:09:53 PM
You get the other three archaic elements: water, earth and pizza.

XD I love QFG IV
And I. :)
And I!

You get Little Bear (The  Indian in the Cupboard)

*inserts Locke from LOST*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 03, 2008, 05:52:09 PM
You get a wheelchair.

*inserts broken mouse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 03, 2008, 09:36:48 PM
You get a touchpad.

*inserts a TSL bug* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 03, 2008, 10:49:35 PM
You get a group of people who want to gamma test. ::)

*inserts exam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 03, 2008, 11:44:42 PM
You get graded.

*inserts empty Spam can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 04, 2008, 03:52:06 AM
You get a can of TREET! It hits you in the head on the way out too.

*inserts sleep* :'(
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 04, 2008, 05:05:23 AM
You get a day off. (yay!)

*insert  :angel: *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 04, 2008, 05:11:49 AM
You get...ME :D

*inserts the internet connection*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2008, 05:30:12 AM
you get a message saying "I'm not a PC"

*inserts a mice and a thunderbolt*
Let's see what that will become.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Shades2585 on April 04, 2008, 06:21:21 AM
You get Mighty Mouse!

Inserts Weekend
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 04, 2008, 06:27:40 AM
You get a weekend trip to the mountains :D

*inserts car*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 04, 2008, 07:26:11 AM
You get a unicycle. :P Wasn't that a fair trade?

*inserts pencil*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 04, 2008, 01:28:15 PM
You get shreds of an eraser.

*inserts a letterbomb and tiptoes off*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 04, 2008, 02:09:24 PM
You get a volatile letterbomb.

*tiptoes away from PKC*

*inserts Japan*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 02:44:25 PM
You get a copy of their flag.

*inserts fried fish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 04, 2008, 02:47:34 PM
You get chips, British style.

*inserts fried calamari*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 04, 2008, 03:50:37 PM
You get squid juice!

*inserts KQ game script*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
You get a animation of Graham walking across the screen.

*inserts joker*
(as in the person, not the card :P)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 04, 2008, 07:26:19 PM
You get a jester.

*inserts a pizza*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 04, 2008, 09:14:35 PM
You get earth, fire, and water.

*inserts chocolate donut* (someone mentioned krispy Creme in the question thread, now I'm hungry)  :-\
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 04, 2008, 10:04:41 PM
You get Boston Creme custard.

*inserts marshmallow fluff*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 04, 2008, 10:30:30 PM
You get a Peep :X

*inserts hairpin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 05, 2008, 03:38:11 AM
You get a hairbrush. (I was going to give you a head, but that'd be a tad gruesome.)

*insert 5:36am*

((Also, Im surprised someone else here, besides me, doesnt like peeps... Too sweet!!  :X
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 05, 2008, 06:50:18 AM
(Peeps also just taste so very...chemically fake)

You get 8:49 am.

*inserts watching TV in a mirror*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 05, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
You get Britcoms! :)

*inserts cuddly Velcro* :cat:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 05, 2008, 07:22:29 PM
You get less-cuddly Shoelace. ;P

*inserts dessert*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on April 05, 2008, 07:24:55 PM
You get a mess.

*inserts bubbles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 06, 2008, 08:52:15 AM
You get soap.

*inserts box of tissues*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 06, 2008, 09:10:12 AM
You get soda machine tears! :'(

*inserts a good book*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 06, 2008, 11:26:27 AM
you get a book filled whit evil. :evil:

*inserts mints*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 06, 2008, 03:47:11 PM
You receive a lick. :o

*Deposits securities*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 06, 2008, 05:17:45 PM
You get some insecurities.

*inserts flags*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 06, 2008, 08:28:11 PM
You get the US flag.

*inserts pillow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on April 06, 2008, 08:33:36 PM

You get a bed,

*inserts car*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 06, 2008, 09:25:22 PM
You receive a parking ticket. :bob:

*Inserts Appeal*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 06, 2008, 10:36:03 PM
You get an orange.  :)

*Inserts Trogdor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 06, 2008, 10:37:39 PM
You get a bug! :P

*inserts a fudge stripe cookie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 06, 2008, 11:14:45 PM
You get a boy scout cookie! WOW! What? ???

*inserts powder*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 07, 2008, 05:23:23 AM
You get a sneeze

AAACHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

*inserts Mary Poppins*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 07, 2008, 11:01:43 AM
you get "...his name..."

*inserts cloak*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 07, 2008, 11:47:49 AM
Ok... this is just too obvious...

You get a silver lining. ::)

*inserts Greek principal parts study*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 07, 2008, 12:12:43 PM
You get a very confused Magical Soda Machine.

*inserts bouncy ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 07, 2008, 02:41:02 PM
You get a rubber factory.

*inserts tree limb*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 07, 2008, 02:42:51 PM
You get all the insects that inhabited it.

*inserts cold air*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 07, 2008, 03:06:59 PM
You get goosebumps.  ???

*inserts a thesaurus*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 07, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
You get a dictionary.

*inserts Manitoba*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 07, 2008, 04:43:28 PM
You get Canada.

*inserts Dublin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 07, 2008, 05:04:09 PM
You get Ireland

*inserts maid of honor dress*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 07, 2008, 05:07:16 PM
You get Ireland

Most awesome! XD XD

You get a wedding party.

*inserts Rosella*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 07, 2008, 06:59:21 PM
You get Alexander. :P

*inserts frying pan*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 07, 2008, 08:31:36 PM
You get a fried egg.

*inserts spoonful of peanut butter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 07, 2008, 08:36:40 PM
You don't get anything - the slot is stuck shut. :-X

*Drops a line in the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 07, 2008, 08:41:30 PM
You get a gagging machine!

*removes line*
*inserts cough drops*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 07, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
You get a cold. :(

*inserts swan feather*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 07, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
You get the graceful swans of never.

*You insert an autographed copy of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness back when the Smashing Pumpkins were really the Smashing Pumpkins and not half of them returning to the name to cash in on the former glory they previously had*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 07, 2008, 10:39:19 PM
You get back their album Zeitgeist, which I happen to like whether it's all of the former band or not :P

*inserts Pearl Jam*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 08:07:44 AM
You get pearl jam on toast. :D :P

*inserts toast* It's not toasted enough yet.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2008, 08:10:26 AM
You get a blackened and charred. Too long, I think. :P

*inserts camel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 08, 2008, 12:24:01 PM
You get a blind camel. ((Would you like to buy a blind camel? How about a dead camel?))

*inserts tatter-tots*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 08, 2008, 12:26:20 PM
You get hash browns...yum!

*inserts Nutty Bars* XD
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 01:33:07 PM
You get Nutty Oti Bars... and River flipping out...

*quickly inserts something in hopes of getting something to calm her down*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2008, 01:49:41 PM
you get a message saying you're free the next day.

*inserts FataliOmega's avatar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2008, 02:53:43 PM
You get Yonkey's avatar.  :suffer:

*inserts TSL bug*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 08, 2008, 02:56:57 PM
You get a TSL beetle.

*takes Delling's Blow Your Arms Off If You Try To Tickle Someone Who Doesn't Want To Be Tickled gun and inserts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 08, 2008, 03:58:31 PM
You get a squirt gun.

*inserts Merlin's avatar* :suffer:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 04:00:49 PM
You get a tiger. (Warlock's avatar)

*inserts Draupnir knock-off*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2008, 07:13:12 PM
*gives Delling a new gun* :P

You get knocked out.

*inserts taco shells*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 09:43:46 PM
*was referring to Odin's ring...*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2008, 09:55:35 PM
You get the insides of a taco.

Dang it, now I want a taco. :P

*inserts coin that has been marinating in Coke for several weeks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2008, 09:57:25 PM
Gets the coin back, eats it...Mmm metallic and cokey.

*inserts indigestion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 10:00:33 PM
You get TUMs.

*inserts calcium*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2008, 10:03:39 PM
You get fortified milk.

*inserts Gilgamesh's current Asylum escape plan*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2008, 10:04:44 PM
You get heightened security measures.

*inserts 7 swans aswimming*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 10:09:30 PM
You get a ridiculous number of birds for Christmas!

*inserts Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner* :sneaky:
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2008, 10:10:25 PM
You get a really full tummy. :P

*inserts a ten-foot wide rubber-band ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2008, 10:12:58 PM
You get one of those giant rainbow colored balls you kick around in gym while on a scooter thing or while crab walking.

*inserts crab walk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 08, 2008, 10:15:13 PM
You get Lindsay Lohan.

*inserts his wallet*  ...wait a second :o
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 08, 2008, 10:16:39 PM
You get your money and the contents of your wallet but not the actual wallet...

*inserts not having lab meetings*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2008, 10:18:11 PM
You get free time! :D

*inserts vat of fryer oil*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 08, 2008, 10:19:14 PM
You get heart disease. Sorry :P

*inserts monkey droppings*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 08, 2008, 10:38:36 PM
You get dropping moneys. :o

*You drop in an embossed business card*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 08, 2008, 11:04:14 PM
You get a plain, but less expensive to make, business card.

*inserts REM sleep*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2008, 12:25:28 AM
you get a brake (rem = brake in Dutch)

*inserts a evil needle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 09, 2008, 05:21:37 AM
You get a nice needle.

*inserts thoughts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 09, 2008, 06:11:21 AM
You get reflection.

*inserts sleepiness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 09, 2008, 06:37:18 AM
You get sleeping beauty (what a trade!)

*you insert another magical soda machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 09, 2008, 08:21:40 AM
(You get a ferret of randomness)^2

*inserts The Madness of King Graham*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 09, 2008, 08:55:29 AM
You get Cedric flying away.

*inserts my speech kids schedule*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 09, 2008, 09:48:23 AM
You get a pack of rambunctious kids! AHH!

*inserts cold air*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 09, 2008, 12:04:08 PM
You get a chill.

*inserts Beverly Hillbillies!*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 09, 2008, 12:09:49 PM
You get black gold

*inserts fire alarm*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 09, 2008, 12:14:09 PM
You get a passive smoker.

*inserts depression*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 09, 2008, 12:53:22 PM
You get a valley.

*inserts peak*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 09, 2008, 01:27:36 PM
You get a mountain.

*inserts sadness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on April 09, 2008, 01:29:29 PM
You get tears,

*inserts a blue stuffed elephant*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 09, 2008, 03:37:04 PM
:D You get your avatar

*inserts email*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 09, 2008, 03:59:45 PM
You get an email client.

*inserts troubadour*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 09, 2008, 04:04:59 PM
You get a poem.

*inserts Beta testing contest submission*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 09, 2008, 08:05:21 PM
You get 36 bugs.

*inserts Philip J. Fry*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 09, 2008, 08:38:43 PM
Wait did you insert him before or AFTER he was unfrozen?! *the fabric of the Universe collapses* :o

*inserts a Universe repair-bot with a 30-day free trial restriction attached to it* :-\
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 09, 2008, 09:40:32 PM
You get a nagging registration screen. ::)

*inserts Fruitopia bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 09, 2008, 09:42:20 PM
You get a filled Fruitopia.

*inserts Friends episodes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 09, 2008, 09:49:29 PM
You get a Friends dvd.

*inserts the java virtual machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 09, 2008, 10:14:33 PM
You almost get a virtual cup of coffee, but you get a run-time error instead.

*inserts debugger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 10, 2008, 05:09:47 AM
you get milions of bugs/beetles.

*inserts a badge*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on April 10, 2008, 05:36:01 AM
you get the FBI

*inserts extortion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 10, 2008, 08:37:26 AM
You get blackmail.

*inserts Trogdor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 10, 2008, 08:55:14 AM
You get burninated!  :suffer:

*inserts Rather Dashing*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
You get the full set of trog-gear! (Too bad it doesn't really help against Trogdor.)

*inserts the kerrek*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 10, 2008, 09:30:24 AM
You get a kayak. :P

*inserts a button*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 10, 2008, 11:27:49 AM
An alarm goes off somewhere.

*inserts cat scratch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 10, 2008, 12:18:20 PM
You get a fever.

*inserts aspirin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2008, 01:53:36 PM
You get a stress headache.

*inserts a random string of letters that couldn't possibly make a word under any system of phonotactics that he knows*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 10, 2008, 02:13:19 PM
You get supercaliciousexpialidocious. (I doubt I spelled it right)

Mary Poppins or Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
Edit: Drat, wrong thread....
*inserts Bedknobs and Broomsticks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 10, 2008, 02:21:52 PM
You get a flying bed.

*inserts broken pair of glasses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 10, 2008, 02:23:06 PM
Oculus reparo! You get new glasses.

*inserts 10 pg research paper on Franz Kafka*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2008, 02:30:32 PM
You get the Kaluza Klein problem.


*inserts laziness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 10, 2008, 02:34:44 PM
You get points deducted for turning in a project late. :(

*inserts missing keys*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 10, 2008, 02:45:53 PM
You get open locks.

*inserts Alice's looking glass*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2008, 03:23:24 PM
You get the Jabberwocky! :o

*quickly inserts the vorpal sword in hopes that PKC get it to defend himself*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 10, 2008, 05:04:42 PM
Unfortunately, the Magical Soda Machine decides to keep the vorpal blade for its own collection.

*inserts a lynx*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 10, 2008, 08:07:44 PM
You get a sphinx.

*inserts watch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on April 11, 2008, 05:27:15 AM
you get...a few of the gears of the watch...wow

*inserts stuffed toy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 11, 2008, 07:34:23 AM
You get a stuffed animal (taxidermy style)

*You insert a snake*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 11, 2008, 07:48:13 AM
You get a bottle of rat poison.

*inserts Hershey's Kisses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 11, 2008, 08:47:53 AM
You get kisses from a kitty.

*inserts Cedric (the owl, not the entertainer)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 11, 2008, 09:04:55 AM
You get him back in entertainer-version

*inserts birthday party invitations
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 11, 2008, 10:38:02 AM
You get RSVPs!

*inserts Steak Night*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 11, 2008, 11:30:50 AM
You get a whole boatload of vampires.

*inserts Coors Light bottles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 11, 2008, 12:11:41 PM
You get some money for recycling...and a note saying "Beer Bad!" :P

*inserts fudge cookies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 11, 2008, 12:48:38 PM
You get a thank-you. Mmmmmm - cookies! :D

*inserts key*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 11, 2008, 04:10:02 PM
You get a padlock.

*inserts elbow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 11, 2008, 04:18:39 PM
You get tennis elbow

*inserts racket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 12, 2008, 12:47:41 AM
You get the Davidoff Swiss Indoors.

*inserts  :-\*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 12, 2008, 08:18:28 AM
You get indecisiveness.

*inserts blinking "|" cursor* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 12, 2008, 11:12:42 AM
You get the Windows BSOD (Blue Screen of Death)  >:(

*Inserts broken computer*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 12, 2008, 12:56:10 PM
You get a brand new laptop! Machine must be feeling giving!

*inserts silver ring*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 12, 2008, 03:02:44 PM
you get a brass ring
yeah, it isn't that giving today if it's worth a lot of monney.

*inserts the devil*
let's see what comes out. :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 12, 2008, 04:25:43 PM
You get a new religion based on the Magical Soda Machine.

*inserts time*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 12, 2008, 08:08:26 PM
You get space.

*inserts evening*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 12, 2008, 08:52:50 PM
You get morning.

*Inserts the snow that was falling today.  :( (And please don't give it back!)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 12, 2008, 09:10:33 PM
Keeps the snow! !!!

I wonder what comes out when you put actual money in?
*Inserts loonie he found on the street that afternoon*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 12, 2008, 11:04:25 PM
You get a note about the silliness of putting money in machines.

*inserts paper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 13, 2008, 06:41:29 AM
You get a freshly printed letter from the Magical Soda Machine, telling you it is nearly out of ink.

*inserts ink cartridge*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 13, 2008, 09:27:10 AM
You get Jolly the Octopus.

*inserts nasty mood*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2008, 11:04:21 AM
You get a rose.

*inserts email*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 13, 2008, 11:13:08 AM
You get a snail mail message on engraved paper with a nice letterhead with a COA. :P

*inserts white rose*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 13, 2008, 11:48:24 AM
You get York! :D

*inserts red rose* Of course.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 13, 2008, 12:17:04 PM
You get The Order of the Rose.

*inserts roleplayers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on April 13, 2008, 12:19:17 PM
you get a dungeon master
.... That would be me  :P

*inserts the end of the weekend*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 13, 2008, 12:24:12 PM
You get a party!

*inserts tea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 13, 2008, 12:29:55 PM
You get tea leaves. :P

*inserts a keyboard with no keys*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 13, 2008, 12:38:34 PM
you get a board.

*inserts _________*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 13, 2008, 01:20:53 PM
You get the answer to an age-old question.

*inserts the meaning of life* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 13, 2008, 01:22:59 PM
42.

*inserts annoying behavior of people*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 13, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
You get a psychologist

*inserts Bruce Lee*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 13, 2008, 01:49:41 PM
You get martial arts.

*inserts coat-of-arms*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 13, 2008, 01:52:48 PM
You get a coat with arms attached to it (fake, of course).

*inserts 3 platypi*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 13, 2008, 02:09:20 PM
You get chimerae.

*inserts cartoon shows*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 13, 2008, 03:05:25 PM
You get 10 years younger!

*inserts airplane peanuts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 13, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
You get scolded by someone who's allergic to peanuts.

*Inserts shellfish*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 13, 2008, 09:04:54 PM
You get a fish shell. :P

*inserts ribcage*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 13, 2008, 09:47:13 PM
You get a pile of human organs that belong in that ribcage...Ew, hope it was no one I knew.

*inserts gallbladder*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 13, 2008, 09:59:57 PM
You get Gaul... the machine has learned of puns! We're doomed!


*inserts purple rain*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 13, 2008, 10:04:14 PM
You get a red sky.

*inserts vampire teeth*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 14, 2008, 06:59:49 AM
You get the girl who dances in the bandits camp in KQ5

*inserts '*gasp*' money into the magical soda machine instead of an object*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 14, 2008, 07:08:57 AM
It's been tried... the machine returns a note about the silliness of inserting money in machines.

*inserts music*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2008, 07:18:58 AM
You get a clarinet. A good wood one, too, not a cheap plastic one. :P

*inserts vhs tape*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 14, 2008, 08:03:52 AM
You hear a squeeling inside the machine, you reach in and pull out your VHS tape. Upon inspection, you find out that the magnetic tape jammed, unravelled, and is now hanging partly outside the casing.

*inserts Waterloo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2008, 08:07:29 AM
You get a sword.

*inserts a scarecrow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 08:19:20 AM
You get a pumpkin

*inserts Jack Sparrow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2008, 10:05:41 AM
You get a black pearl.

*inserts the Black Pearl*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 14, 2008, 10:10:17 AM
There's no such thing. The Black Pearl doesnt exist.  :suffer:

*inserts skeptical British soldier*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2008, 10:29:42 AM
You get a toy soldier.

*inserts glass of milk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 14, 2008, 11:30:03 AM
You get a glass of curdled milk.  :X

*inserts password*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2008, 11:33:14 AM
You get a error message saying you entered the wrong password.

*inserts a different password*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 11:36:25 AM
You get a blue screen and the notorious 0E error because the soda machine runs on Windows :P

*inserts ITguy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 14, 2008, 11:56:42 AM
You get a bill for changing the Soda Machine's OS for Windows to Linux.

*Gives the machine a boot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 14, 2008, 12:04:36 PM
The machine gives you a boot right back!

*inserts kittens*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 14, 2008, 12:07:21 PM
You get puppies.

*inserts the Holy Grail*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 14, 2008, 12:09:09 PM
You get a shrubbery and a herring

*inserts brave Sir Robin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 14, 2008, 12:25:48 PM
The Magical Soda Machine bravely ran away!


*lassos it*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 14, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
The machine ate the lasso and you get a native american girl.

*inserts his arm*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2008, 01:36:54 PM
You get a third leg. :P

*inserts glacier*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 14, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
You get ice cubes.

*inserts tea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 14, 2008, 03:50:00 PM
You get coffee.

*Inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut* (look it up)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 14, 2008, 06:41:13 PM
You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts movie ticket stubs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 14, 2008, 06:42:35 PM
You get popcorn and a soda.

*inserts Huffman encoding*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 14, 2008, 08:04:41 PM
You get a headache  :S

*inserts the results of the beta testing contest*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 15, 2008, 02:57:26 AM
You get 10 very happy people :D

*inserts conversation techniques studybook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 15, 2008, 06:40:50 AM
After several attempts to employ these techniques on the magical soda machine you hear the narrators voice, "You get no reply", "Questions are a burden to others and so is your existence"

*You insert a collection of emo music*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2008, 06:51:59 AM
The machine becomes violently ill and pukes everywhere.  :X

*inserts Tums*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 15, 2008, 08:04:50 AM
The machine gets better.

*inserts "Classical Gas"*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 15, 2008, 08:49:37 AM
The machine farts :O

*inserts broadband adapter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 15, 2008, 08:57:42 AM
You get a dial tone...

*inserts picture frame*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 15, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
You receive a beautiful acrylic portrait of yourself.

*Fumbles a mysterious brown paper bag, which falls into the machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 15, 2008, 09:31:00 AM
You get a fiery paper bag on your doorstep.

*inserts annoying things!* >:(
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 15, 2008, 10:00:11 AM
You get a semester project.

*inserts little green men*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 15, 2008, 10:18:04 AM
You get little army men.

Hey, didn't that already happen?? Machine is making duplicates ::)

*inserts barbeque chips*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 15, 2008, 12:45:10 PM
You get a barbeque.

*inserts FireFox*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 15, 2008, 02:17:54 PM
You get a fox on fire...::) the ironic Magical Soda Machine returns to continue its rein of terror *would insert rein of terror but expects that he would get terror rain back*

*inserts ThunderBird* Let's see what it does with this.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 15, 2008, 02:20:34 PM
You get Lady Penelope

*inserts lightsabre*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 15, 2008, 02:37:25 PM
You get the fake one Jeff was waving around in Carpenter lab yesterday...

*inserts this post but translated into binary* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 15, 2008, 02:41:29 PM
You get it back in hexadecimal... now the soda machine's just being a jerk. :P

*inserts a lesson*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2008, 02:47:48 PM
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)

*inserts smacks*

Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 15, 2008, 02:51:10 PM
You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)
*short drumroll followed by a cymbal crash plays* :P

You get a frog.

*inserts a dead battery, two pieces of wire, and a piece of foil*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 15, 2008, 03:06:05 PM
You get a nifty hat to protect you from the aliens while simultaneously electrocuting you to death.  current > 100mA =  :no:

*You insert the hammer brother shaped disco dancing robot of mass destruction (what I named my senior design project)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 15, 2008, 04:50:27 PM
You get... an explosion of Mario characters!

*inserts Sonic*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 15, 2008, 04:52:32 PM
You get Knuckles (tm.)

*inserts April 15th*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 15, 2008, 05:22:05 PM
You get a tax refund :P

*inserts flowers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 15, 2008, 05:51:28 PM
You get a basket of goodies.

*inserts 4 turtles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 15, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
You get a show starring the four turtles tap-dancing. :P

*inserts alien egg*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 15, 2008, 09:36:42 PM
You get face hugged, egad!

*inserts acid drool*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 15, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
You get a monster

*inserts a pair of glasses*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 16, 2008, 01:35:02 AM
You get a pair of pants. (So Merlin didnt give all of them back yet. I wonder whos these belong to.  ::) )

*inserts good day*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 16, 2008, 05:25:46 AM
You get a day better than you ever imagined :)

*inserts sleepiness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 16, 2008, 07:10:50 AM
you get a pillow, a warm blanket and a nice toasty fireplace to sleep by

*inserts a certs phew the magical soda machine has stinky breath!*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 16, 2008, 12:51:39 PM
You get a slap! The machine didn't like that. :P

*inserts magic*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 16, 2008, 01:27:33 PM
You get a wand.

*inserts haba˝ero pepper*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 16, 2008, 01:44:02 PM
You get a jalapeno pepper!

*inserts Nintendo DS*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 16, 2008, 02:00:08 PM
You get the original Gameboy. You've been downgraded :P

*inserts single malt whiskey bottle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 16, 2008, 02:23:55 PM
You get a milk bottle.

*inserts candle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 16, 2008, 02:25:50 PM
You get a birthday cake.

*inserts Forbidden Kingdom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 16, 2008, 02:28:16 PM
You get Jackie Chan.

*inserts Rush Hour 2*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 16, 2008, 02:32:21 PM
You get Lethal Weapon 3.

*inserts wasabi*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 16, 2008, 04:07:48 PM
You get sushi.

*inserts poisoned water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 16, 2008, 04:38:44 PM
You get the Nile.

*inserts Amon Ra*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 16, 2008, 04:40:56 PM
You get Laura Bow

"Amon-Ra, Ra-Ra, Amon-Ra, Ra-Ra, sis-boom-bah"
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 16, 2008, 04:41:39 PM
You get the eye of Ra!

*inserts candle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 16, 2008, 06:00:28 PM
You get a cake!

*inserts toothpaste*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 16, 2008, 06:38:40 PM
You get 'minty freshness'

*inserts big, stupid, ugly, ogre*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 16, 2008, 06:45:47 PM
You get a small, smart, pretty ogre. Didn't know those existed. :P

*inserts the musical note A*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 16, 2008, 07:11:17 PM
You get the Canadian stereotypical expression "eh?" :P

*inserts hairspray*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 16, 2008, 07:20:44 PM
You get Broadway tickets.

*inserts the Chattanooga Choo Choo*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 16, 2008, 07:33:25 PM
You get Glen Miller's orchestra.

*Inserts springtime*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 16, 2008, 08:36:06 PM
You get a chorus line singing, "It's springtime, for Hitler, in Germany...." from The Producers

*inserts Spamalot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 16, 2008, 08:44:45 PM
You get to push the pram a lot.

*Inserts Windows Vista.*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 16, 2008, 09:27:21 PM
You don't get anything back, you broke the machine. :-X

*Inserts Linux System disk*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 16, 2008, 09:58:52 PM
You get 10 hours of frustrating setup time due to poor documentation.

*inserts Windows XP FTW! *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 17, 2008, 05:34:22 AM
You get the the Magical Soda Machine telling you to stop trying to install things!

*inserts a tree branch*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 17, 2008, 06:11:44 AM
You get tree sap.

*inserts The One Ring*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 17, 2008, 06:55:40 AM
You get Sauron!

*inserts beer belly(not mine, trust me!)*

(And yeah, stop putting Windows things in, people keep doing that like every dozen posts or so :P)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on April 17, 2008, 07:06:40 AM
You get a swollen liver.

*inserts Germany*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: angel0fmus1c on April 17, 2008, 07:27:06 AM
You get the Berlin Wall.

*inserts glass globe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 17, 2008, 08:18:37 AM
You get random chunks of broken glass.

*inserts sack of doorknobs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 17, 2008, 09:32:54 AM
You get some bed knobs.

*inserts broomsticks*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 17, 2008, 08:34:46 PM
You get Angela Lansbury.

*inserts jackelope*

(Posted on: April 17, 2008, 11:05:09 AM)


What - nobody's playing anymore? ???
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 17, 2008, 08:42:55 PM
You get a pair of glasses.

*inserts joke*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 18, 2008, 05:18:17 AM
You get a comedian.

*inserts shoes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 18, 2008, 06:09:02 AM
You get gloves.

*inserts doves*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 18, 2008, 06:26:27 AM
You get an olive branch.

*inserts peace*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 18, 2008, 08:12:18 AM
You get back war.

*inserts irony and a floral print dress*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 18, 2008, 12:30:10 PM
You get an iron daisy.

*inserts crab cakes  :X *
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 18, 2008, 12:40:57 PM
Why would you want to?  Yuck. :X

*inserts cheeseburger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 18, 2008, 02:29:00 PM
You get clogged arteries.

*inserts peanut butter*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 18, 2008, 03:11:49 PM
Mmm peanut butter, mmm cheeseburgers (not good together of course)

You get jelly.

*inserts spamwich*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 19, 2008, 06:48:31 AM
You get a smagic smap.

*You insert 2 cups of sexy, 1 cup of wit and 1 tablespoon of bow-chicka-wow-wow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 19, 2008, 07:00:28 AM
You get Wentworth Miller holding the tablespoon of bcww :P

*inserts Amorphis* (band)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 19, 2008, 09:52:27 AM
You get Finland.

*inserts Terminator*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 19, 2008, 09:56:49 AM
You get the "Governator"

*inserts NULL*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 19, 2008, 11:01:48 AM
You get a null pointer exception. XB

*inserts insurance quote*



Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 19, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
You save money by switching to Geico.
 
*inserts David Bowie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 19, 2008, 01:44:46 PM
You get a fancy dance and crystal balls

*inserts grandpa*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 19, 2008, 07:00:22 PM
You get family history.

*inserts As Time Goes By*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: snabbott on April 19, 2008, 10:04:42 PM
You get the BBC.

*inserts ice cream sandwich*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: FataliOmega on April 20, 2008, 10:29:22 AM
You get back melted vanilla and two soggy slabs of chocolate bread.

*inserts XD*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 20, 2008, 04:11:07 PM
you get OMG

*inserts a fingernail*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 20, 2008, 04:26:43 PM
You get nail clippers

*inserts ring tone*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 20, 2008, 04:59:33 PM
You get a song.

*inserts TV*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Lenny318 on April 20, 2008, 05:08:49 PM
You get a llama

*inserts a pencil*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 21, 2008, 05:12:26 AM
You get twice as many erasers... which would be 2. :P

*inserts barracuda*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 21, 2008, 06:50:08 AM
A woman pops out of the machine and shouts Ooooooooooo baracuuudaaaaaa!

*inserts last shred of dignity and a dirty rubber band*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 21, 2008, 01:42:27 PM
Uhh... the magical soda machine doesn't ask... it just accepts what it's given... and gives you a box of fresh dignity.

*inserts posting*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 21, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
*The machine, not knowing how to process actions, starting shaking. Some socks fall out.*

*Returns socks to the slot.*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 21, 2008, 04:05:47 PM
You get a pile of lint.

*inserts roast chicken*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 21, 2008, 04:07:38 PM
You get seasoning for it. :P

*inserts bass guitar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 21, 2008, 06:14:26 PM
You get a rock band.

*inserts <3*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 21, 2008, 07:44:34 PM
You get :iluvu:

*inserts patience*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Lenny318 on April 21, 2008, 07:55:43 PM
you get obedience

*inserts anger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 21, 2008, 08:53:26 PM
You get rage.

*inserts bottle of tears*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 21, 2008, 10:38:00 PM
You get a hug from the soda machine.


*inserts riddles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 21, 2008, 10:41:14 PM
You get a book of answers to all the riddles ever written. :o

*inserts photoshop*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 21, 2008, 11:53:45 PM
The soda machine suddenly becomes incredibly pretty (and fake, but :P)

*inserts a bunch of books & articles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 22, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
You get a library.

*inserts original copy of Alice in Wonderland*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 22, 2008, 01:43:02 PM
You get sucked through the rabbit hole.

*inserts Queen of Hearts*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Tage7 on April 22, 2008, 04:52:26 PM
You get a King with a sword sticking out of his head. :X

*inserts a used napkin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 22, 2008, 05:15:56 PM
You get a used tissue. Bleh.

*inserts taco spices*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 22, 2008, 05:54:20 PM
You get tacos for supper.

*inserts sweet tea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 23, 2008, 07:32:30 AM
You get the South.

*inserts the North*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 23, 2008, 07:36:55 AM
You get way more better than the south!

*inserts underwear tree*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 23, 2008, 03:33:09 PM
You get it to start raining panties for 12 days and nights.

*inserts Meatwad*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 23, 2008, 08:04:03 PM
You get NO!

*inserts ναι*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 23, 2008, 08:29:14 PM
You get the wiktionary page for ναι (I learn the most random things with this thread XD)

*inserts dynamic programming*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 24, 2008, 05:24:59 AM
You get a wacky sorting algorithm. :P

*inserts crystal ball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 24, 2008, 06:56:55 AM
You get a crystal bell (fight the temptation to ring it! it might crack)

*You insert music from the 80's and a pair of neon orange pants*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 24, 2008, 07:09:17 AM
You get music from the 90's and the macarena.

*inserts Animaniacs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 24, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
You get NO!
Hey, what's wrong with Meatwad?  ???

You get Yacko, Whacko, and Dot.

*inserts the original Power Rangers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 25, 2008, 06:13:40 AM
You get NO!
Hey, what's wrong with Meatwad?  ???
I used to be "okay" with ATHF, but I think that was more or less back before I actually tried to watch it for myself (meaning I was only watching it with friends)... it's just too ridiculous *::) realizes the irony of critiquing something as ridiculous on a forum where we treasure insanity XD*

You get Alpha.

*inserts beta*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 25, 2008, 06:34:29 AM
You get back alpha with an omega :o
*inserts a sepulcher by the sea*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 25, 2008, 01:09:49 PM
Tsk tsk Delling, everyone ought to know NOTHING can be TOO ridiculous. *strides around the room wearing boxers on his head and a tshirt for pants*

You get the song Somewhere Beyond The Sea.

*inserts naked dwarf(of a fantasy variety)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 25, 2008, 02:53:16 PM
You get a clothed elf who slaps the dwarf!

*inserts playing games :D*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 25, 2008, 11:16:13 PM
You get a girl who is fed up with guys playing games and is very angry at you! >:( That's what you get for playing games ::)

*Inserts ear plugs and jello jigglers because it would be just plain wrong to insert only one thing at a time*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 26, 2008, 09:21:52 AM
You get the deafness I had after watching the Misfits and..melted jello.

*inserts Spanish Inquisition*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 26, 2008, 10:14:32 AM
You get "investigaciˇn". XB

*inserts a little red Corvette*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 27, 2008, 10:29:47 AM
You get a blue car.

*inserts level 16*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 27, 2008, 09:21:43 PM
You get level 91.

*inserts jaw pain*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on April 28, 2008, 06:50:41 AM
You get TMJ

*inserts blanket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 28, 2008, 07:28:05 AM
You get a wet blanket :(

*You insert a time capsule*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on April 28, 2008, 07:56:51 AM
You get Shakespeare, the inventor of the ballpoint (yay Blackadder :P).

*inserts Hamlet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Elessar on April 28, 2008, 09:32:43 AM
*You receive a fresh, warm omelet*

*Deposits 25 bottle caps, 16 cereal box UPCs, and 3 rubber boots*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 28, 2008, 11:10:47 AM
You get a couple of mysterious seeds that, when planted, will turn into sock-eating plants. :P

*inserts year-old gumball*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 28, 2008, 01:45:54 PM
You get a crappy plastic car cereal prize.

*inserts ignorance*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 28, 2008, 04:42:43 PM
You get bliss... followed shortly by a blow to the head... (ignorance is bliss... until the things that you're ignorant of catch up to you)

*inserts Dicaeopolis*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 29, 2008, 07:26:45 AM
You get NAFTA and a shriveled up fruit back.

*You insert your heart and soul*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 29, 2008, 09:41:55 PM
The Devil pops out of the machine!  :o

*inserts Hellboy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on April 30, 2008, 06:17:00 AM
Hot and sexy Dark Angel pops out! :o

*You insert a mushroom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on April 30, 2008, 06:34:37 AM
You get a giant Mario :)

*you insert sorrow and despair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2008, 01:52:17 PM
You get the fall of Gandalf.

*inserts Sean Bean*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on April 30, 2008, 08:53:54 PM
You get Mr. Bean. :P

*inserts hot chocolate*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on April 30, 2008, 08:55:11 PM
You get marshmallows!

*inserts fudge*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on April 30, 2008, 10:01:36 PM
You get the ingredients for fudge. :P

*inserts sandals*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 30, 2008, 10:50:35 PM
you get a pair of old shoes.

*inserts a pizza*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 01, 2008, 05:17:20 AM
You get an empty pizza box

*inserts castle* :)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 01, 2008, 05:31:00 AM
Don't you dare. :P *moves into castle* :D

*inserts the Order of the Elephant* :D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on May 01, 2008, 06:33:46 AM
You get the elephant man but with a wand!

*You insert a quark*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 01, 2008, 06:35:21 AM
You get a proton

*inserts Edward III of England*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 01, 2008, 06:36:20 AM
You get a miniature castle.

*inserts broken internet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 01, 2008, 07:13:07 AM
*You insert a quark*
Actually, you get me wondering how you managed to isolate one...


You get working internet.

*inserts a bunch of cables*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 01, 2008, 07:27:32 AM
You get a cable company

*inserts awesomeness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 01, 2008, 02:09:53 PM
You get differential equations involving the Hubble parameter.

*inserts posting out of turn* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on May 01, 2008, 08:20:29 PM
You get your posting rights revoked and grounded for a month!

*Inserts a picture of Ariel (The Little Mermaid) <3*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 01, 2008, 08:42:32 PM
You get King Triton.

*inserts Rafiki from The Lion King*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 02, 2008, 08:57:05 AM
You get Mufasa! *shivers*

*inserts name tag*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 02, 2008, 07:12:19 PM
You get "My name is Earl". ???

*inserts slushy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 02, 2008, 07:18:16 PM
You get a giant monster ;P

*inserts insomnia*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 02, 2008, 07:22:57 PM
You get a sleeping pill.

*inserts bowl of soup*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 02, 2008, 10:56:16 PM
You get saltines.

*inserts salad dressing of your choice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on May 03, 2008, 05:30:50 AM
You get the Caesar salad I had last night

*You insert grog and grogginess*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 03, 2008, 05:38:45 AM
You get a pirate

*inserts weirdness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2008, 08:27:25 AM
You get... this forum!

*inserts a cat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 03, 2008, 12:25:20 PM
You get the Cat. :P

*inserts safety pin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2008, 12:26:39 PM
You prick your finger.

*inserts blood droplets*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 03, 2008, 12:27:20 PM
You get a vampire :o

*inserts Elizabeth 1 of England*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2008, 01:44:46 PM
You get the Faerie Queene!

*inserts Canterbury Tales*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 03, 2008, 03:10:56 PM
You get Chaucer.

*inserts stuffed black bear*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 03, 2008, 03:18:34 PM
You get Bu's evil twin,

*inserts expensive gift* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
You get a PS3...Hey you have one already, gimme that! :P

*inserts smelly ape*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 03, 2008, 09:40:52 PM
You get... hey, they blew it up! Those darn smelly apes!


*inserts things*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 04, 2008, 05:32:03 AM
You get a knight's shield

*inserts yawning*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on May 04, 2008, 07:52:29 AM
You get ridiculed by the teacher in front of the class for falling asleep.

*Inserts the Hammer-Brother-Shaped-Disco-Dancing-Robot-of-Mass-Destruction*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 04, 2008, 09:53:27 AM
You get mass hysteria.

*inserts... "just a few more now"*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 04, 2008, 09:56:40 AM
You get a sword to go with the shield

*inserts bread crumbs*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 04, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
You get Hansel.

*inserts mechanic's clothes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 05, 2008, 07:44:21 AM
You get greasy, grimey clothes.

*inserts the Holy Grail*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 08, 2008, 03:14:00 AM
You get Monty Python ;D

*inserts bridge of doom*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 08, 2008, 03:20:53 AM
you get the bridge of peace

*inserts a postcard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 08, 2008, 06:26:44 AM
You get a stamp.

*inserts a plane ticket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 08, 2008, 07:13:58 AM
You get fear of heights

*inserts lunacy* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 08, 2008, 08:03:21 AM
You get a world with two moons.

*inserts the Addams Family Feud category: Things That Die*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 08, 2008, 03:14:29 PM
You get uninvited, obnoxious relatives.

*inserts runny nose*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on May 08, 2008, 11:50:00 PM
You get lots of tissues

*inserts Lucky Charms (the breakfast cereal)*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 10, 2008, 11:47:44 AM
You get a leprechaun.

*inserts email*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 10, 2008, 03:48:01 PM
You get DELETED!!!!!!!

*inserts Coach Z*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 10, 2008, 03:49:23 PM
You get an alphabet team

*inserts Bavaria*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on May 11, 2008, 06:28:44 AM
You get Neuschwanstein. :smitten:

*inserts turret*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 11, 2008, 06:42:30 AM
You get "Řber turret" (to be explained later)

*inserts salic law*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 11, 2008, 09:56:26 PM
You get the Middle Ages.

*inserts knight*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on May 12, 2008, 03:42:39 AM
You get a shrubbery and the mightiest tree in the forest cut with a herring

*inserts the best brownies ever*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: awesomeasapossum on May 12, 2008, 04:57:52 AM
You get exact duplicates and a recipe card so you can share them with the other forumers. hint. hint.

*inserts wombats*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 12, 2008, 12:04:13 PM
You get bats, gooey and fresh from a womb. Blech.

*inserts mucous*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 12, 2008, 12:21:04 PM
You get a tissue.

*inserts butterflies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on May 13, 2008, 07:47:28 AM
You get kisses

*Inserts blushing*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 13, 2008, 07:55:15 AM
You giggles,

*inserts everything*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 13, 2008, 08:02:55 AM
You get a Snickers bar. So THAT's how you get food from the machine.

*inserts bad toupee*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 14, 2008, 05:38:43 PM
You get permanent bad hair days.

*inserts sad face*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 14, 2008, 05:41:39 PM
You get a hug! *hugs*

*inserts happy face*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 14, 2008, 08:01:29 PM
You get a worried face. :-\

*inserts 2/5 of all ocean water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 14, 2008, 08:12:37 PM
You get pretty soaked. :P

*inserts chocolate bar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 14, 2008, 08:41:04 PM
You get to see a candy gnome run off with your chocolate bar to add it to my castle.  ;D

*inserts money smuggly, not realizing the horrors a quarter can unleash from this machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 14, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
You get Pandora's box...luckily it's closed.

*inserts jerk chicken*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on May 14, 2008, 08:55:32 PM
You get a Google search for jerk chicken.

*inserts a quadric surface*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 16, 2008, 07:50:13 AM
You get the Laplacian of said surface (or just the divergence if you described it with vectors)!

*inserts foruming instead of working on PURA application*  :-\
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 16, 2008, 02:05:25 PM
You get a blank application.

*inserts wet, clean hair*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 16, 2008, 02:08:59 PM
You get long hair 4 life!

*inserts worship and adoration* :)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Dangling on May 16, 2008, 09:44:57 PM
You get a shrine for your worship and adoration

*You insert a memristor*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 16, 2008, 10:42:17 PM
You are met with resistance.

*inserts Nikabrik*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 17, 2008, 12:37:01 AM
You get Trumpkin. :P

*inserts bow & arrow*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 17, 2008, 04:35:57 AM
You get cupid.. <3

*inserts butterflies*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on May 17, 2008, 07:35:22 AM
You get a butterfly net.

*inserts chills*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 17, 2008, 12:52:34 PM
You get a blanket.

*inserts dwarf beard*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 17, 2008, 12:55:02 PM
you get an gnome  beard  :P

*inserts new battery*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 17, 2008, 12:55:28 PM
You get more power

*inserts total confusion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 17, 2008, 12:56:49 PM
You get dizzy.

*inserts Roger Rabbit*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2008, 02:00:14 PM
you get framed.

*inserts a partyhat*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 17, 2008, 02:10:25 PM
You get... a party? :)

*inserts wondering*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 17, 2008, 09:33:49 PM
You get a thought.

*inserts smoke*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 17, 2008, 09:46:53 PM
You get fire.

*inserts water*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 18, 2008, 03:01:12 AM
You get a flood

*inserts nothing*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 18, 2008, 08:57:44 AM
You get something. :o

*inserts nothing*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on May 18, 2008, 11:30:09 AM
you get.............. nothing  ::)

*inserts a glass of water


Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 18, 2008, 11:31:48 AM
You get an ocean

*inserts intelligence*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 18, 2008, 02:07:41 PM
you get a rubber chicken

*inserts the question: who is smarter a rubber chicken or a human?* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 18, 2008, 03:02:54 PM
You get a rubber chicken and an anthropomorphic doll.

*inserts not being able to find some stuff*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on May 18, 2008, 03:05:15 PM
You get something you were looking for last year :)

*inserts blah-ness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 18, 2008, 03:17:13 PM
You get a piece of paper with "MEH!" written on it.

*inserts drowsiness*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on May 18, 2008, 09:20:39 PM
You get cough syrup.

*inserts salad*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on May 19, 2008, 03:06:37 AM
You get Ceasar

*inserts yoghurt*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on May 19, 2008, 07:50:43 AM
You get yaourt.

*inserts that empty space where a bookshelf should be*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 19, 2008, 01:17:03 PM
You get an unhidden secret passageway.

*inserts smelly shoes*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 03, 2008, 07:42:35 PM
You get smelly socks.

*inserts war club*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 03, 2008, 07:48:30 PM
You get war bouncer

*inserts sugar and spice*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 03, 2008, 07:58:15 PM
You get everything nice.

*inserts snails & puppydog tails*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 03, 2008, 10:37:13 PM
You get an absolutely horrid soup.  :X

*inserts gas mask*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 06, 2008, 10:47:48 PM
You get empty tear gas canisters.

*inserts datebook*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 07, 2008, 10:10:11 AM
you get a palmtop

*inserts a wish list of books*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 07, 2008, 10:13:53 AM
You get a whole library

*inserts the sun*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 07, 2008, 10:53:19 AM
You get a white dwarf (eventually, probably).

*inserts pictures of planetary nebulae*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 07, 2008, 02:06:18 PM
You get a telescope.

*inserts Sean Connery's mustache*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 07, 2008, 02:14:35 PM
You get a mustacheless Sean Connery (yay! :D)

*inserts James Bond*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 08, 2008, 09:29:13 AM
You get 007.

*inserts Greek declensions*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 08, 2008, 09:31:12 AM
You get some dude named Alexander

*inserts a breeze*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 08, 2008, 10:36:35 AM
You get Summerbreeze, which is an awesome festival!

*inserts Warrel Dane*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 08, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
You get The Raven. (If you get why, kudos)

*inserts H.P. Lovecraft*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 08, 2008, 01:03:28 PM
You get an octopus!

*inserts banana*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 08, 2008, 02:50:31 PM
You get a banana split!

*inserts iPod*

and I get why, but then again, I know WD & his band :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 08, 2008, 07:40:35 PM
You get a headache.

*inserts back pain from falling on a semi full Mountain Dew can back first and crushing it*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 08, 2008, 09:28:06 PM
You get a weird and oddly entertaining story! XD

*inserts new can of Mountain Dew*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 08, 2008, 10:38:40 PM
You get a misty mountain!

*inserts a horse*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 08, 2008, 10:46:52 PM
You get a weird and oddly entertaining story! XD
Mhm... :drunk: + sitting on one's heels on a slight hill when someone pushes you jokingly = my story  XB
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 09, 2008, 09:01:37 AM
You get a school for the equestrian arts.

*inserts needing to write stuff*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 09, 2008, 09:22:56 AM
You get a team of worker monkeys!

*inserts best pizza ever*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 09, 2008, 12:33:54 PM
The machine drools everywhere.

*inserts humidity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 09, 2008, 02:18:44 PM
The machine sweats everywhere

*inserts cleaning personnel*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 09, 2008, 04:40:17 PM
You get a strike among the reaming cleaning people.

*inserts dive toy*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 09, 2008, 05:17:43 PM
You get a confused look from the machine

*inserts exhaustion*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 09, 2008, 08:18:19 PM
You get a muffler.

*inserts crowbar*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 10, 2008, 12:16:47 AM
You get Marv from Home Alone.

*inserts paint cans*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2008, 02:59:05 AM
you get paintballs.

*inserts a dishwasher*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 10, 2008, 04:39:45 AM
You get clean paintballs!

*inserts secret government file* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 10, 2008, 08:25:27 AM
You get several men in suits who take the soda machine and replace it with a new one.

*inserts broken plate*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 10, 2008, 01:58:05 PM
You get a new set of china.

*inserts friendship bracelet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 10, 2008, 02:06:50 PM
You get a friend tied around your wrist

*inserts Magical Soda Machine* ;D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 10, 2008, 02:21:22 PM
you get a tiny Magical Soda Machine

*inserts hunger*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 10, 2008, 02:36:53 PM
You get a bar with lots of fibres and other stuff that's good for you but secretly doesn't taste good at all

*inserts Power Rangers*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 10, 2008, 02:40:53 PM
You get ranged power

*inserts Milky Way*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 10, 2008, 04:03:54 PM
You get a bowl of caramel, a bowl of chocolate, and a bowl of chocolate-malt nougat.

*inserts obsidian rock*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 10, 2008, 09:52:50 PM
You get hard rock. XB

*inserts running shoe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 10, 2008, 10:51:42 PM
you get a walking shoe

*inserts a globe*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 11, 2008, 01:25:06 AM
You get Pangaea :D

*inserts Legos*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 11, 2008, 03:57:54 AM
You get duplo and Star Wars!

*inserts Princess Peach*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: koko_99_2001 on June 11, 2008, 05:51:55 AM
You get Mario Kart

*inserts a DS*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 11, 2008, 05:55:45 AM
You get a bunch of Japanese dudes

*inserts Will Wright*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 11, 2008, 06:23:26 AM
You get an actor, game designer & cyclist. :P

*inserts a magnet*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 11, 2008, 07:14:04 AM
You get the reversation of the Earth's magnetic field. :o

*inserts management information system*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 11, 2008, 08:57:28 AM
You get a magnetic information system.


*inserts the entire forum into the magical soda machine which is in forum...* This may not end well.
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 11, 2008, 09:13:31 AM
You get a baby version of the forum including a baby Yonkey administrator and baby magical soda machine :D

*inserts the force*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 11, 2008, 10:59:06 AM
You get a baby version of the forum including a baby Yonkey administrator and baby magical soda machine :D
XD

You get the opposing force.

*inserts diving board*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 11, 2008, 01:22:07 PM
You get an empty swimming pool.

*inserts cloudy vision*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 11, 2008, 01:25:39 PM
You get Dr Nick :P

*inserts a whale*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 11, 2008, 01:34:33 PM
You get Dale the Whale from Monk. :P

*inserts thread*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 11, 2008, 01:49:13 PM
You get textiles.

*inserts carpets*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 11, 2008, 01:55:37 PM
You get a floor

*inserts dignity*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 11, 2008, 02:08:47 PM
You get embarassment.

*inserts Appletini*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 11, 2008, 08:40:17 PM
You get Orangina.

*inserts green eggs & ham*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 12, 2008, 04:17:57 AM
You get serious food poisoning

*inserts India*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 12, 2008, 04:23:25 AM
You get Cuba

*inserts nasty drawing*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 12, 2008, 10:35:27 AM
You get a better drawing. :)

*inserts 4.5 micron beads*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 12, 2008, 10:39:29 AM
You get... total confusion from the machine

*inserts insanity* ;D
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 12, 2008, 10:40:46 AM
You get a walking trip through America and//or mass delusions ;)

*inserts sunburn*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 12, 2008, 12:40:33 PM
You get sun screen and a note saying: "Please, be more careful."


*inserts Gaelic*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 12, 2008, 12:44:20 PM
You get Gaelic bread.... get it? Garlic.. Gaelic... buahahaha.. yes I am lame XD

*inserts some kind of fungus* :P
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 12, 2008, 04:04:08 PM
You get athlete's foot.

*inserts bad movie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 12, 2008, 06:08:54 PM
You get Scary Movie. :o

*inserts chocolate*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 12, 2008, 06:16:58 PM
You get a chocolate factory

*inserts an empty soda can*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 12, 2008, 06:37:33 PM
You get a mountain dew shaped bruise on your back.  ;D

*inserts shaved stomach*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 13, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
You get a belly button ring.

*inserts old army boot*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 13, 2008, 05:17:59 PM
I want a belly button ring :D


You get... an entire vast boot to the head! :D

*inserts MySpace*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 13, 2008, 06:06:04 PM
You get lots of awesome friends, for example Warrel Dane! Yay :D

*inserts bed*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 13, 2008, 07:11:40 PM
I want a belly button ring :D
Hurts like heck getting it in for the first time. :P

You get a couch that converts to a bed.

*inserts empty milk bottles*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 13, 2008, 07:19:34 PM
You get an affair with a milk man

*inserts Bushie* ;)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Oldbushie on June 13, 2008, 07:22:00 PM
You get a thick mustache! :D

*inserts a bellybutton*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 14, 2008, 08:59:03 PM
*dives in after it* I have something of a fetish :P

*inserts grilled cheese*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 16, 2008, 08:14:28 AM
You get a tip from a rather full and content Magical Soda machine.


*inserts a bill* (Odd that it tipped you without getting this first...)
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on June 17, 2008, 07:18:55 AM
You get a few dirty, crumpled, and torn dollars....yay?

*Inserts Across The Universe [the move, not the song :)]*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 17, 2008, 02:31:57 PM
You get Lucy, in the sky with diamonds. (The girl, not the drugs)

*inserts magical CANDY machine*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 17, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
You get diabetes :P

*inserts a movie*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 17, 2008, 06:37:10 PM
You get popcorn.

*inserts a bicycle*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 17, 2008, 08:09:33 PM
You get a tricycle.

*inserts disturbed clown*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 18, 2008, 01:38:27 AM
you get a mime

*inserts frozen yoghurt*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 18, 2008, 04:23:00 AM
You get parfait!

*inserts fractals*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 18, 2008, 06:37:53 AM
You get a duck :P

*inserts the biggest cat in the world*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on June 18, 2008, 07:24:33 AM
you get the biggest dog in the world

*inserts a new social networking website*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 18, 2008, 08:26:54 AM
You get stalked on facebook.

*inserts fire*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 18, 2008, 02:25:44 PM
You get Freddy Krueger!

*inserts Jason Voorhees*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 18, 2008, 02:36:08 PM
you get Jason the  Argonaut

inserts sleep
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 18, 2008, 03:11:40 PM
You get awesome dreams

*inserts space*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 18, 2008, 03:28:28 PM
You get a multiverse :P

*inserts a dream*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 18, 2008, 08:18:51 PM
You get a nightmare. :o

*inserts a napkin*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 18, 2008, 11:35:28 PM
You get Mr. Napkinhead.

*inserts empty stomach*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 19, 2008, 05:55:05 AM
You get a 3-course meal!

*inserts a pirate*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: hula_chick on June 19, 2008, 06:30:24 AM
You get an eye patch

*Inserts Disneyworld*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: icarus on June 19, 2008, 02:46:21 PM
you get Disneyland

*inserst fake nose and ears*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 19, 2008, 02:48:15 PM
You get the CIA!  :o :o

*inserts a m÷÷se*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 19, 2008, 03:01:47 PM
You get a moosehead on your wall.

*inserts "missing frontal lobe" sign*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 19, 2008, 08:15:05 PM
You get a lobotomy.

*inserts a lobster*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 19, 2008, 08:41:48 PM
You get a weird mutant Yonkey-lobster

*inserts bad weather*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Nebel on June 19, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
You get an umbrella (ella, ella)!

*inserts blanket*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Delling on June 20, 2008, 08:32:53 AM
You get warmth.

*inserts fluff*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 20, 2008, 08:42:29 AM
You get Fluffenella! :D :D

*inserts dirty room*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: tessspoon on June 20, 2008, 03:33:39 PM
You get a clean one :D

*inserts carnival game prize*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2008, 03:54:05 PM
You get a giant awkward to carry Spongebob.

*inserts Eliot Reed*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Suzie on June 20, 2008, 04:19:01 PM
you get E.T. and a book :suffer:

*inserts a magnifying glass*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Deloria on June 20, 2008, 08:34:18 PM
You get dead ants.

*inserts leaf*
Title: Re: Magical Soda Machine
Post by: Yonkey on June 20, 2008, 09:18:39 PM
You get a maple leaf. ;D

*inserts a jar of pickles*
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Post by: Suzie on June 20, 2008, 09:21:35 PM
The magical soda machine throws up :P

*inserts a coin* XD
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Post by: Deloria on June 21, 2008, 05:39:22 AM
You get a token. :)

*inserts a full achievement*
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Post by: PirateKingChris on June 22, 2008, 04:08:58 AM
You get a gold medal.

*inserts Dutch loss :(*
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Post by: Suzie on June 22, 2008, 06:43:12 AM
You get less Orange.. :D

*inserts happy pretty things*
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Post by: icarus on June 22, 2008, 12:33:03 PM
you get an invitation for a party inside the MSM

*inserts key*
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Post by: PirateKingChris on June 22, 2008, 03:36:05 PM
You get a locked door.

*inserts 700 gig hard drive ;)*
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Post by: Suzie on June 22, 2008, 04:36:50 PM
You get lots and lots of.. videos of cute animals! :D

*inserts best night ever*
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Post by: Yonkey on June 22, 2008, 09:13:04 PM
You get memories that'll last forever.

*inserts credit card*
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Post by: hula_chick on June 23, 2008, 04:14:36 AM
You get your identity stolen!

*inserts insurance claims*
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Post by: Suzie on June 23, 2008, 07:49:24 AM
You get a world without insurance :)

*inserts all the forums users*
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Post by: Delling on June 23, 2008, 10:21:01 AM
You get a panda and "the forum's users."

*inserts strained relations with his inner stickler*
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Post by: PirateKingChris on June 23, 2008, 03:06:22 PM
You get a bruised ego.

*inserts comedic genius George Carlin (R.I.P.)*
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Post by: Suzie on June 23, 2008, 03:25:35 PM
You get a tear :'(

*inserts The Prodigy*
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Post by: Nebel on June 23, 2008, 04:20:43 PM
You get a firestarter

*inserts Tesla coil*
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Post by: PirateKingChris on June 23, 2008, 05:37:31 PM
You get a copy of Command and Conquer: Red Alert.

*inserts watermelon seeds*
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Post by: Suzie on June 23, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
You get more watermelons! ;D

*inserts a draft*
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Post by: Yonkey on June 23, 2008, 08:22:11 PM
You get a pitcher.

*inserts spam*
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Post by: PirateKingChris on June 23, 2008, 08:27:41 PM
You get Terry Jones.

*inserts fuzzy face*
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Post by: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2008, 03:04:26 AM
you get "the mask"

*inserts parts for a new magic soda machine tread*
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Post by: Suzie on June 24, 2008, 05:37:35 AM
You get an error! :P

*inserts Yonkey into the magical soda machine*
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Post by: Yonkey on June 24, 2008, 06:53:57 AM
*the machine makes weird beeps and blips*

The machine goes temporarily out of order... :o