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Title: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 24, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
Here's an interesting game I saw on the RateMyTeachers forum which I'm hoping hasn't already been introduced:

You find a magical soda machine. You put anything you want in it. Then the next person tells them what they got back, which can be anything, and inserts something.

To start:
*inserts a dollar*

Edit: Oh, and the usual two post rule. :P

Since I was inserted last time...

You get a the new & improved Magic Soda Machine 2.0! :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 24, 2008, 08:53:12 AM
OMG! Yonkey upgraded it! :D

*runs up and inserts the dead sample of my two samples (the other is alive...*shakes fist at ethanol*)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on June 24, 2008, 09:52:04 AM
You get a mad scientist trying to bring it back alive and thus you end up with Frankenstein sample!

*inserts Blackadder*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 24, 2008, 10:14:00 AM
You get Mr Bean! :P

*inserts a magical bean*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on June 24, 2008, 12:26:44 PM
you get the brothers Grimm

*inserst detergent*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 24, 2008, 01:40:59 PM
You get Deloria :D

*inserts sugar and spice*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on June 24, 2008, 01:50:08 PM
You get Deloria :D

*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 24, 2008, 02:45:51 PM
I guess he thought "De, the Regent" when seeing it ??? or they recently discussed detergent :P

You get everything nice. (which is pretty awesome :D)


*inserts not having the processed data to discuss*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 24, 2008, 03:26:59 PM
You get FAILURE.

*inserts wanting Beast With A Thousand Backs but not being able to go get it :/*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 24, 2008, 09:33:33 PM
You get the next best thing: Beast With A Thousand Fronts! :D

*inserts slice of pie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 24, 2008, 09:37:08 PM
You get Madonna

*inserts evil starring duck made out of LEGO*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on June 24, 2008, 10:36:19 PM
You get a the new & improved Magic Soda Machine 2.0! :D
Yay!

You get a remake of the movie The Birds called The Ducks.

*inserts a normal evil staring duck*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 25, 2008, 07:21:42 AM
You get an army of evil staring ducks that are ready to conquer the world! :o

*inserts an evil DANCING duck* XD
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Shades2585 on June 25, 2008, 09:15:50 AM
You get "Dark Wing Duck" to fight back the evil dancing duck  :D

inserts pirate flag.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 25, 2008, 10:42:20 AM
You get the evil Duck Bill the Pirate.

*inserts sneering duck*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 25, 2008, 10:57:19 AM
You turn into a duck yourself! :o

*inserts beautiful Russian architecture*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 25, 2008, 03:23:45 PM
You get onion-shaped, gilded turrets. :D

*inserts a cunning plan*

(Posted on: 25 June 2008, 23:21:57)


You get Deloria :D

*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
Ah yes. XD Might it be this (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=6437.msg247198#msg247198) post?
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 25, 2008, 03:41:02 PM
You get an evil sidekick.

*inserts descending angel*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 25, 2008, 04:38:36 PM
You get ME! LOL..

*inserts stars* :)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on June 25, 2008, 04:53:40 PM
You get wars!

*inserts lightsaber*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 25, 2008, 05:21:54 PM
You get onion-shaped, gilded turrets. :D

*inserts a cunning plan*

(Posted on: 25 June 2008, 23:21:57)


You get Deloria :D

*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
Ah yes. XD Might it be this (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=6437.msg247198#msg247198) post?
Ah... that works better than my explanation. :P

You get hokey religions.

*inserts a pillar of fire*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 25, 2008, 05:41:30 PM
You get a tower of smoke.

*inserts ranch dip*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 25, 2008, 05:51:03 PM
You get a cowboy in speedos

*inserts a vast desert*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 25, 2008, 09:45:06 PM
You get the moon.

*inserts pirate treasure chest*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 25, 2008, 10:33:20 PM
You get....me, jumping out of the machine, running away with the pirate booty....

*throws a spare eye patch into the machine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 25, 2008, 10:44:06 PM
You get PirateKingChris! :o

*kicks the machine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on June 25, 2008, 11:13:17 PM
you get an angry Magic Soda Machine 2.0
The machine has feelings too.

*inserst missing sign.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 25, 2008, 11:51:32 PM
You get a sign that says, "Found!" on it.

*inserts smelly cheese*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on June 26, 2008, 12:38:22 AM
You get a card that reads: "Inserting smelly cheese will result in the next five or six items to come out to smell like smelly cheese."

*inserts Windows Movie Maker*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on June 26, 2008, 02:49:07 AM
You get a movie that smells like smelly cheese

*inserts little mouse*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 26, 2008, 08:08:17 AM
You  get the cheese back. :P

*inserts the prettiest building in the world (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/AKB333/Russia/dsc_0166.jpg)* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Petra Rocks on June 26, 2008, 09:36:43 AM
You get the prettiest person in the world.  :D
(http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/AKB333/th_P5280431.jpg)

 *inserts problems*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 26, 2008, 09:59:57 AM
You get solutions of 15000 and 120000 cells. :P

*inserts a note telling the machine that those were not the type of solution desired and that puns are the lowest form of humor :P* (I don't think it will listen... it has a strange sense of humor...)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 26, 2008, 02:11:51 PM
You get a note that says, "I am a machine, you expect a sense of humor?"

*inserts flea powder*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 26, 2008, 10:15:43 PM
You get a flea collar.

*inserts inukshuk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 28, 2008, 08:01:15 AM
The machine upchucks.

*inserts a bucket and mop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 28, 2008, 09:06:06 AM
You get a wild party !!!

*inserts 10 puppies*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 28, 2008, 11:34:37 AM
You get 10 full grown irish wolf hounds. Wow, that's ALOT of dog.

*inserts AC cooled air*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on June 28, 2008, 12:14:27 PM
You get a broken AC unit. :(

*inserts artificial intelligence*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 28, 2008, 01:12:12 PM
You get the movie Terminator

*inserts an insect*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 28, 2008, 01:30:01 PM
You get bitten. :-\

*inserts bag of M&M's*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 29, 2008, 04:26:18 AM
You get chocolate, M&M shells and a note, which thanks you for providing the machine with the useless task of separating the two.

*inserts a  :suffer:*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 05:27:05 AM
You get a :(

*inserts an old bottle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on June 29, 2008, 05:35:19 AM
You get a new one (the machine also recycles)

*inserts sun*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 09:47:29 AM
You get sunspots.

*inserts data*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 29, 2008, 10:05:52 AM
You get data entry. :P

*inserts Gtalk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Petra Rocks on June 29, 2008, 10:23:34 AM
You get logs. :P

*inserts saws*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 10:28:22 AM
You get buzzsaws.

*inserts tools*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 29, 2008, 10:29:58 AM
You get a shed.

*inserts soul*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 29, 2008, 10:33:31 AM
You get the Grim Reaper.

*inserts WallE*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 10:40:10 AM
You get a trip to the movies very soon.


*inserts Velcro sleeping on his back*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 29, 2008, 11:39:58 AM
You get a caption and a cheezburger. :D

*inserts bad grammar*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
You do NOT get Deloria :P

*inserts an egg*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 12:05:44 PM
You get the Orphic Theogony. :)

*inserts dragons*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on June 29, 2008, 12:07:08 PM
You get a copy of the Inheritance trilogy.

*inserts carnival*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 12:08:09 PM
You get creepy carnival music! :D

*inserts a red nose*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 12:12:08 PM
You get a clown.

*inserts a mouse*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on June 29, 2008, 12:51:24 PM
You get a rat

*inserts couch*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 12:56:42 PM
You get a furniture shop

*inserts underwear*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 12:59:46 PM
You get laundry day.

*inserts a drawing his friend left on his marker board*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on June 29, 2008, 01:03:36 PM
You get an episode of "Chalk Zone"

*inserts a star '*' *
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 01:07:49 PM
Your * supernovas

*inserts Delling* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 01:43:04 PM
You get... ...ME!

The soda machine couldn't handle me. :P

*inserts blue fire*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on June 29, 2008, 02:53:47 PM
You get a B-52. :P

*inserts self*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 03:05:32 PM
You get clean clothes :D

*inserts THE B-52's* (The band XD)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 03:23:17 PM
You get some albums.

*inserts DVDs*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on June 29, 2008, 03:25:17 PM
You get them back, the machine only reads Bluray

*inserts fake doctor*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 29, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
You get a warrant for his arrest.

*inserts mexican jumping beans*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 04:47:54 PM
You get delicious jumping bean dish,

*inserts Canadian jumping bean*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 29, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
You get distracted.

*inserts a monster of unimaginable proportions*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on June 29, 2008, 06:25:03 PM
You get a zapper to make it smaller.

*inserts the two post rule*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 29, 2008, 07:12:43 PM
You get the 10 post rule

*inserts Nebel made out of LEGO* XD
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 30, 2008, 08:43:27 AM
You get the LEGO vault.

*inserts legos*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 30, 2008, 10:30:11 AM
You get Duplo. o_O

*inserts swimming pool*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 30, 2008, 10:37:01 AM
You get a swimming pool made of Duplo :D

*inserts speedos*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 30, 2008, 11:32:40 AM
You get... scarred for life. :P

*inserts squirrels*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: hula_chick on June 30, 2008, 11:37:46 AM
you get crazy militant squirrels on a mission to take over the world...umm...yeah :)

*inserts shrink wrap*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 30, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
You get a weird product that is used for wrapping psychiatrists..

*inserts ice cream*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on June 30, 2008, 01:54:30 PM
you get a thank you from the machine

*inserts wounded hand*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 30, 2008, 02:55:54 PM
You get a healed hand!

*inserts firebrand*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 30, 2008, 03:02:02 PM
The forum catches on fire :o

*inserts Hollywood*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on June 30, 2008, 03:38:42 PM
You get Bollywood. ::)

*inserts PS3*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 30, 2008, 06:37:05 PM
You get GTAIV.

*inserts Niko Bellic*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on June 30, 2008, 07:08:12 PM
You get a very bad accent

*inserts a Dobsonian*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: hula_chick on July 01, 2008, 04:57:10 AM
You get a Newtonian

*inserts John Dobson*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on July 01, 2008, 05:14:25 AM
You get Isaac Newton

*inserts David Hume*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on July 01, 2008, 05:18:40 AM
You get an antique copy of History of England. :D

*inserts frog*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: hula_chick on July 01, 2008, 05:21:30 AM
you get a 7th grade science class

*inserts fasion industry*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 01, 2008, 08:11:33 AM
You get ugly clothing

*inserts Santa Claus*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 01, 2008, 09:05:44 AM
You get a Santa Claus outfit.

*inserts green lemons*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 01, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
You get green bananas.

*inserts free movie ticket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 01, 2008, 02:13:13 PM
You get to watch Wall-E 9839489384 times! :D

*inserts annoyance with certain individuals*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 01, 2008, 03:07:21 PM
You get annoyed individuals.

*inserts a chair with a chimp sitting in it while choking on a church mouse (don't ask) which is choking on a bit of cheese*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on July 01, 2008, 06:05:46 PM
You get a very confused cat.

*inserts an envelope*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 01, 2008, 07:12:57 PM
You get a letter opener

*inserts a glass*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 02, 2008, 02:04:56 AM
you get a cup

*inserts smoke*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on July 02, 2008, 03:28:04 AM
You get a new law :P

*inserts pond*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 02, 2008, 04:48:22 AM
You get DUCKS! :D

*inserts some cupcakes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 02, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
You get crumbs.  ;D

*inserts histeria songs*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on July 02, 2008, 11:39:31 AM
You get the titles and plot summaries of all of Shakespeare's plays in three minutes. :D

*inserts water*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 02, 2008, 11:55:26 AM
You quench my thirst.. thanks! :)

*inserts cooler weather*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Petra Rocks on July 02, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
You get Finnmark. :P

*inserts hair* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on July 02, 2008, 12:27:08 PM
You get a pair of tweezers!

*inserts dirty job*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 02, 2008, 12:40:48 PM
You get a shower :D

*inserts clean job*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 02, 2008, 01:24:04 PM
You get a janitor.

*inserts webcam*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on July 02, 2008, 01:55:43 PM
You get a blurry picture. :P

*inserts hug*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 02, 2008, 01:59:14 PM
You get a hug back

*inserts a yawn*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on July 02, 2008, 02:38:58 PM
The machine yawns too (yawning is contagious!)

*inserts a plate*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 02, 2008, 03:19:24 PM
You get a bowl.

*inserts a spork*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on July 02, 2008, 03:49:04 PM
You get a confused WallE XD

*inserts lunchbox*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 02, 2008, 05:42:24 PM
You get lunch, 'duh!

*inserts Tessy wearing a Wall-E costume!* XB
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 02, 2008, 05:59:05 PM
You get a confused WallE XD
LOL, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking about Tessy.  ;D

You get yourself, wearing an EVE costume.

*inserts Pedro Martinez*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 04, 2008, 03:46:45 PM
You get... IMDB'd and wiki'd (later).

*inserts two cats*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 04, 2008, 04:07:28 PM
You get one dog

*inserts hot dog eating contest*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on July 04, 2008, 06:59:14 PM
Eating contests just aren't right. XD

You get a giant, hot dog-shaped trophy.

*inserts irregular verbs*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 04, 2008, 10:28:16 PM
You get alphabet soup.

*inserts sore tooth*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 04, 2008, 10:32:29 PM
You get the tooth fairy! :)

*inserts heartache*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 05, 2008, 10:32:25 PM
You get heartburn. :X

*inserts Coca-Cola*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 06, 2008, 12:17:11 AM
The machine gives you a thank you note and asks for more.

*inserts Purple Tentacle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 06, 2008, 02:09:04 AM
You get Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne :D

*inserts a breadcrumb*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on July 06, 2008, 11:03:22 AM
You get Hansel & Gretel.

*inserts Wacken Open Air*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 06, 2008, 02:33:10 PM
You get the RAF.

*inserts Pedro Martinez wiki article*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 06, 2008, 04:12:02 PM
You get the number 45.

*inserts turkey thigh*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 06, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
You get an angry army of Turkeys invading the forum!

*inserts funny youtube video*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 07, 2008, 09:50:50 AM
You get a not so funny youtube video.


*inserts an internet which has already been inserted into itself...into the magical soda machine which is in the internet...*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on July 07, 2008, 11:53:15 AM
You get me with yet another headache. ;P

*inserts :P*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 07, 2008, 04:20:11 PM
You get a cow tongue.

*inserts Patty Bouvier*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 07, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
You get an all-beef patty.

*inserts a rosebush*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 07, 2008, 10:02:06 PM
You get a Casanova president

*inserts music*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 07, 2008, 10:19:07 PM
You get a record player.

*inserts apple cores*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: hercrabbiness on July 07, 2008, 10:34:12 PM
You get compost.

*inserts a giant zucchini*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 07, 2008, 10:51:55 PM
You get a giant

*inserts presents*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on July 07, 2008, 11:55:20 PM
You get love from everyone :D

*inserts a bunch of old receipts*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 08, 2008, 02:47:37 AM
you get a cookbook

*inserts blackmail*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 08, 2008, 02:56:25 AM
You get a huge sum of money from the machine

*inserts candy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 08, 2008, 06:23:54 AM
You get a sugar rush! !!!

*inserts carton of eggs*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 08, 2008, 12:16:33 PM
You get a cheddar omlette. Mmmmm.

*inserts dragon's tail*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 08, 2008, 08:33:11 PM
You get... a dragon tail! And many an odd stare! :D

*inserts books*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on July 08, 2008, 08:56:47 PM
You get knowledge.

*inserts fax machine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 08, 2008, 09:10:03 PM
You get a fax.

*inserts a printer*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 08, 2008, 09:29:24 PM
You get a scanner.

*inserts keyboard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 08, 2008, 09:31:29 PM
You get a keyboard that scans you!

*inserts music video*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 09, 2008, 10:19:35 AM
You get... an infected laminar flow hood. These things happen.

*inserts having to wait to feed cells*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 09, 2008, 02:17:46 PM
You get patience.

*inserts Radiohead*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 09, 2008, 04:07:07 PM
You get volume control on your nose!

*inserts a random CD*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on July 09, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
You get a random song.

*inserts a semi*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 09, 2008, 07:46:23 PM
You get a tanker full of milk.

*inserts box of Cheerios*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 09, 2008, 10:36:42 PM
You get strawberries!

*inserts laundry*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 10, 2008, 01:23:15 AM
You get Yonkey's dirty drawers! :o

*inserts a pirate*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 10, 2008, 01:30:18 AM
*pops out of the machine* What were you expecting? :P

*inserts nail clippers*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: hula_chick on August 08, 2008, 05:10:24 AM
you get nail clippings...ew

*inserts Michigan's adventures*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 08, 2008, 05:35:11 AM
You get the Michigan dogman,

*inserts tiredness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 08, 2008, 06:55:17 AM
You get a pillow.

*inserts sunshine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 08, 2008, 11:56:53 PM
You get Cillian Murphy.

*inserts Band of Brothers*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 09, 2008, 12:11:50 AM
You get a band of sisters! :D

*inserts coffee*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 09, 2008, 08:17:29 PM
You get... hyperactive!  !!!

*inserts the get vs. become entry in a glossary of diction*
... and for that matter...
*inserts a request for a French glossary of diction*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: hula_chick on August 10, 2008, 04:12:33 PM
you get a soda machine with better grammer

*inserts the cause of philosophy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 11, 2008, 01:34:58 AM
The machine writes a book on philosophy!

*inserts a fork*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on August 11, 2008, 02:37:48 AM
you get a spoon

*inserts a nasty drawing*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on August 11, 2008, 07:14:09 AM
You get a broken pencil.

*inserts Won't You Please Go Away message* ::)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 11, 2008, 07:30:34 AM
You get a bouncer!

*inserts a laugh*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 11, 2008, 04:07:03 PM
You get a snicker.

*inserts a smelly wet dog*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 11, 2008, 08:47:43 PM
You get dog shampoo.

*inserts Olympic gold medal*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 11, 2008, 11:19:45 PM
You get a grumpy magical soda machine.

*comforts* poor thing... it's upset that soda machines aren't allowed to compete...

*inserts an explanation that there just isn't a weight class for such a thing and even then they could get disqualified for being magical*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 12, 2008, 01:54:55 AM
You get a tiny soda machine in a petri dish so you can study it!

*inserts veggies*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 12, 2008, 04:37:15 PM
You get a fresh cucumber.

*inserts Vermonty Python (Ben and Jerry's flavor) *
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on August 12, 2008, 11:23:04 PM
you get monty python

*inserts chocolat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 13, 2008, 02:08:00 AM
You get a snickers!

*inserts water*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 13, 2008, 06:40:40 AM
You get an ocean....of blood!

*inserts towel*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Pacman928 on August 13, 2008, 11:55:11 PM
You get happiness :)

*insetrs bad spilling*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 14, 2008, 04:32:44 AM
You get.. a dictionary! DUR!

*inserts a lollipop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 14, 2008, 06:35:17 AM
You get a rainbow-coloured tongue. :P

*inserts a vase*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Pacman928 on August 14, 2008, 12:31:47 PM
You get thorns.

*inserts death*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 14, 2008, 12:39:46 PM
You get life!

*inserts Kelly Rippa*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 14, 2008, 02:44:15 PM
You get Kelly RIPA. :P

*inserts George Takei*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 14, 2008, 02:52:22 PM
You get... all of Star Trek on DVD: all series!

*inserts TAing*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 14, 2008, 02:58:31 PM
...What?... ok.. you get... you get.. a huge question mark!

*inserts a pair of pants*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 14, 2008, 03:12:58 PM
The pants you're wearing disappear from around your waist and reappear on your head!

*inserts empty Cheetos bag*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 14, 2008, 08:24:02 PM
You get orange fingers.

*inserts popsicle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 15, 2008, 05:04:12 AM
You get a freezer.

*inserts cereal bowl*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 15, 2008, 05:15:16 AM
You get cereal

*inserts a store*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 15, 2008, 01:13:17 PM
You get groceries.

*inserts "Ta da!" *
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on August 15, 2008, 01:58:35 PM
You get silence. :P

*inserts pine tree*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on August 15, 2008, 02:09:53 PM
you get a pineapple

*inserts deodorant*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 15, 2008, 02:12:56 PM
You get a better smelling Magic Soda Machine

*inserts a book*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 15, 2008, 02:23:41 PM
You get a bookmark. XB

*inserts saltwater taffy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Pacman928 on August 15, 2008, 10:49:43 PM
You get salt.

*inserts kaboom*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 16, 2008, 12:38:12 AM
You get a magical soda machine in flames.

*inserts fire hydrant*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 18, 2008, 04:22:19 PM
You get a geyser.

*inserts a gas giant*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 18, 2008, 07:58:03 PM
You get Jupiter

*inserts annoyance*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 19, 2008, 12:57:52 PM
You get a splinter.

*inserts nasty disposition*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Dangling on August 19, 2008, 07:11:22 PM
You get a hasty physician.

*inserts bootlegged concert videos*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 19, 2008, 07:26:55 PM
You get sued by Viacom. ::)

*inserts hamburger*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 19, 2008, 08:38:23 PM
You get the Hamburglar!

*inserts police K9 unit*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Rosella on August 19, 2008, 09:38:52 PM
You get, erm, an ANGRY police K9 unit. :S

*inserts lawn flamingo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 20, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
You get lawn gnomes.

*inserts a vestigial fireplace*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 20, 2008, 01:15:06 PM
You get a collapsed chimney.

*inserts a purring cat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 20, 2008, 07:41:30 PM
You get a growling dog.

*inserts a cordless phone*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 21, 2008, 07:25:27 PM
You get a cellphone.

*inserts a wire*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 21, 2008, 07:29:39 PM
You get a barb.

*inserts telekinesis*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 21, 2008, 07:46:53 PM
The machine levitates

*inserts a pirate ship*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 24, 2008, 07:45:03 PM
You get Barbosa.

*inserts raised eyebrow at lack of posts while I was away*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 25, 2008, 07:18:05 AM
You get... your eyebrow shaved off. :P

*inserts cereal*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 25, 2008, 06:10:51 PM
You get milk.

*inserts cookies*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 25, 2008, 06:19:56 PM
You get a jar

*inserts Han Solo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 25, 2008, 08:38:15 PM
You get Chewbacca.

*inserts bantha fodder*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 25, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
You get... Star Wars?

*inserts a cattery*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on August 26, 2008, 05:05:37 AM
You get a battery

*inserts hair clip*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 26, 2008, 06:26:57 AM
You get a ranch dip.

*inserts a lawnmower*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 26, 2008, 09:03:23 AM
You get a very risky shave! :o

*inserts annoying melody*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 26, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
You get a song sung off an album by an American Idol "artist". :P

*inserts paintball gun*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on August 26, 2008, 02:15:02 PM
You get entered into a national paintball competition.

*inserts packing boxes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 26, 2008, 02:40:14 PM
The machine packs you inside a box and ships you off to someplace!

*inserts Tibet*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 26, 2008, 04:35:40 PM
You get a copy of 7 Years in Tibet starring Brad Pitt.  :suffer:

*inserts smelly air*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 01, 2008, 09:39:50 AM
You get a smell back from the machine.

*inserts a purring kitty*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 01, 2008, 10:44:18 AM
You get a tiger! :o

*inserts a superhero*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on September 01, 2008, 12:40:07 PM
you get a supervillain

inserts plug of my new webcam
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 01, 2008, 01:35:07 PM
You get recorded on icarus' webcame!

*inserts junk mail*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 01, 2008, 02:33:11 PM
You get a junkyard for mail!

*inserts a duck*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 01, 2008, 03:26:52 PM
You get Donald!

*inserts Goofy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Dangling on September 05, 2008, 07:18:48 PM
You get a eulogy! ...well that was unexpected!

*inserts a hannah montanna tape*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 05, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
You get a Hanna-Barbera videotape.

*inserts a headache*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 05, 2008, 08:49:21 PM
You get Carla (she has a headache)

*inserts Indiana Jones*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 05, 2008, 09:31:11 PM
You get snakes. ("Why did it have to be snakes?!")

*inserts Short Round*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 09, 2008, 03:04:05 AM
you get al "long shot"

*inserts a white lotus*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 09, 2008, 08:16:52 AM
You get a charred white lotus.

*inserts a tooth fairy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 09, 2008, 09:00:00 AM
You get fake teeth!

*inserts a casino*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on September 09, 2008, 10:59:06 AM
You get an Indian tribe!

*inserts Jiu-jitsu*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 10, 2008, 04:29:04 PM
You get Tae Kwon Do.

*inserts hamburger helper*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 10, 2008, 04:47:08 PM
You get hamburger overlord! :suffer:

*inserts missing PK*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 10, 2008, 07:28:51 PM
You get a found PK! :D

*inserts peanut butter & jelly*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 10, 2008, 07:59:42 PM
You get peanut butter jelly time!

*inserts grading tests and fear of grading the tests from his section*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 11, 2008, 04:19:55 PM
You get a professor with lots of experience.

*inserts hair of the dog that bit you*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on September 11, 2008, 08:02:10 PM
You get Guybrush Threepwood XD

*inserts bottle of wine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 16, 2008, 02:47:56 AM
you get a crate of beer.

*insers #2592u6030f95 command*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 16, 2008, 03:34:31 AM
You get an error from the machine! :o

*inserts a weaver*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 16, 2008, 06:21:43 AM
You get Merlin's weave! :jafar:

*inserts Cheese Whiz*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 16, 2008, 03:08:58 PM
You get Ritz crackers.

*inserts Janeane Garofalo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 16, 2008, 03:11:18 PM
You get a big question mark from the machine

*inserts broken chair*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 17, 2008, 03:26:39 AM
you get the repairbill.

*inserts a very old painting*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 17, 2008, 11:59:39 AM
You get a very young painter who painted it. :P


*inserts causality*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 17, 2008, 02:58:02 PM
You get a slip of paper that reads, "This isn't the word association game!"

*inserts dripping wet hair*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 17, 2008, 09:12:25 PM
You get a towel. :P

*inserts wine bottle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 18, 2008, 03:18:46 AM
you get a empty crate of beer.
(tess already got the full one)

*inserts a fireflower from super mario*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 18, 2008, 04:43:57 AM
You get a NES :D

*inserts happiness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on September 18, 2008, 04:44:33 AM
You get a SNES :D

*inserts couscous*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 18, 2008, 05:47:21 PM
You get steam.

*inserts the movie Steamboy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on September 20, 2008, 05:14:10 PM
You get Steamboat Willie


*inserts Disney*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 20, 2008, 07:47:20 PM
You get Pixar.

*inserts raffle ticket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 20, 2008, 09:35:11 PM
You win a raffle!

*inserts ceiling fan*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on September 22, 2008, 12:38:24 AM
You get happy ceiling cat!

*inserts basement cat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 22, 2008, 04:11:22 AM
You get an evil kitty,

*inserts happy things*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 22, 2008, 02:08:06 PM
You get hyenas.

*inserts Elijah Wood*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 22, 2008, 02:35:34 PM
You get a bunch of movies by Peter Jackson. ::)

*inserts Nibelungenleid*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 22, 2008, 03:02:54 PM
You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid XD

*inserts Steve Martin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 22, 2008, 03:29:27 PM
You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid XD

*inserts Steve Martin*

A simple ring or magic ring would have sufficed...
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 22, 2008, 09:33:56 PM
You get white hair. :o

*inserts Delling's magic ring* XD
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on September 23, 2008, 05:22:18 AM
You get Wagner

*inserts sweet dreams*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 23, 2008, 05:23:08 AM
You get a nightmare! :o

*inserts closet monster*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 23, 2008, 02:46:56 PM
You get James P. Sullivan.

*inserts pajama pants*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on September 28, 2008, 06:00:59 PM
You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid XD

*inserts Steve Martin*

A simple ring or magic ring would have sufficed...
XD XD Indeed... :P

You get the matching top. :)

*inserts Valkyrie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 28, 2008, 07:17:28 PM
You get an eye patch.

*inserts chest contusion*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 29, 2008, 12:43:50 PM
You get a note: "you should have worn the jacket at fencing."

*inserts forgetting to do self-assessment quiz last night*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 29, 2008, 01:00:44 PM
You get total fail!

*inserts cold weather*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on September 29, 2008, 01:17:29 PM
You get a toboggan. Which, I recently found out, can be either a sled or a knit hat. :P

*inserts programming contest*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 29, 2008, 02:40:22 PM
You get buried in code.

*inserts heavy eyelids*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 29, 2008, 02:45:03 PM
The machine goes silent with only "ZzZZzzzZ" appearing on it's display! XD

*inserts bed*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on September 29, 2008, 09:04:48 PM
You get a pillow. :zzz:

*inserts cherry pie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on September 30, 2008, 06:47:57 AM
You get chocolate pie instead.

*inserts wet hair*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 30, 2008, 06:50:41 AM
You get a hairdryer

*inserts happy memories*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 30, 2008, 01:14:08 PM
You get a jar containing 1 brain.

*inserts smelly air*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on October 10, 2008, 09:15:02 PM
You get a can of Frebreze.

I started to type "a can of smelly Frebreeze". I think I need to go to sleep. :P

*inserts :zzz:*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 11, 2008, 02:41:30 AM
You get a wake-up squad!

*inserts country music*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on October 11, 2008, 06:41:21 AM
You get Reba!

*inserts obsession*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on October 11, 2008, 09:14:50 AM
You get compulsion.

*inserts a turkey*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 11, 2008, 09:48:11 AM
The machine starts to gobble!

*inserts a hat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 11, 2008, 12:31:33 PM
You get a stovepipe.

*inserts the inch of hair he trimmed off himself*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on October 11, 2008, 02:46:54 PM
A gypsy woman puts a spell on the clip of hair so your hair never stops growing, unless it's cut by a magic axe from a blind woodsman who will only give up the axe if you can guess his name, which you will in turn need a talking magic bird to find out. :P XD

*inserts 10th Kingdom movie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on October 12, 2008, 01:54:39 AM
you get 11th Kingdom movie

*inserts train ticket
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 12, 2008, 02:34:21 AM
You get the Train Thread.

*inserts itchy eyebrow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on October 18, 2008, 11:33:22 AM
You get Larryboy and the Angry Eyebrows.

*inserts Dilbert*

(Posted on: October 14, 2008, 02:14:42 PM)


Hey!! Is this machine broken, or what? If I don't get anything for my Dilbert, then I want a refund!!
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on October 18, 2008, 12:22:40 PM
You get the Pointy Haired Boss. :P

*inserts lunch*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 18, 2008, 12:49:42 PM
You get a feast! XD

*inserts Star Wars*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 18, 2008, 02:09:43 PM
You get Endor.

*inserts Wicket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on October 21, 2008, 08:38:02 AM
You get a croquet mallet  ;D

*Inserts periodic table*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 21, 2008, 08:52:09 AM
You get ununpentium

*inserts Einstein*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 21, 2008, 02:17:17 PM
You get a pile of atoms.

*inserts banjo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on October 21, 2008, 03:37:55 PM
You get Jo (there's a Dutch song about Jo with the Banjo, so :P)

*inserts a mandolin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on October 21, 2008, 11:55:02 PM
you get Mien (same dutch song)

*inserts a doctors order for a medicine against a cold*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 22, 2008, 02:49:30 AM
You get a cough! :D

*inserts a christmas tree*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 22, 2008, 03:11:44 AM
You get a wreath.

*inserts cinnamon buns*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on October 23, 2008, 05:00:00 PM
You get crumbs which look surprisingly as if they are from cinnamon buns.

*inserts all of his various email addresses*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on October 23, 2008, 08:39:44 PM
You get various forms of spam. ::)

*inserts a paper plane*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 23, 2008, 09:24:40 PM
You get a wood plane, and not the flying kind...

*inserts a typewriter covered in applesauce*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 24, 2008, 02:14:15 AM
You get a book about applesauce! :D

*inserts a fire*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on October 24, 2008, 09:09:42 AM
You get ashes.

*inserts Saccharomyces cerevisiae*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 24, 2008, 02:26:14 PM
You get a vat of ale.

*inserts ye olde barber's chair*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on October 25, 2008, 08:24:17 AM
You get a haircut! :raf: -> :o

*inserts errands*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 25, 2008, 08:38:12 AM
You get a list of additional chores from the machine! :suffer:

*inserts a piece of paper*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on October 25, 2008, 03:15:57 PM
You get a paper airplane, covered in solutions to Schrodinger's equation.

*Inserts USB to PS/2 converter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 26, 2008, 11:35:26 AM
You get an electric shock.

*inserts lack of sleep*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on October 26, 2008, 08:48:25 PM
You get hallucinations!

*Inserts empty chocolate box (hoping for refill!)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on October 27, 2008, 06:53:18 AM
You get the message "Thank you for recycling. :suffer:"

*inserts pumpkin pie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 27, 2008, 02:25:29 PM
You get a jack-o-lantern.

*inserts vanilla ice cream*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on October 27, 2008, 08:37:40 PM
You get freeze-dried ice cream - YUM!  :P

*Inserts burned-out fluorescent bulb*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 28, 2008, 06:53:37 AM
The machine starts to flicker and then goes dark

*inserts a computer game*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on October 30, 2008, 07:34:56 PM
You receive the game's code on punch cards. 8)

*Gently places an drained eggshell inside the slot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 30, 2008, 11:08:52 PM
You get a cup full of yolks.

*inserts pumpkin seeds*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on October 31, 2008, 05:06:45 AM
You get a Jack-o-Lantern

*inserts a candle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on October 31, 2008, 10:19:44 AM
You get a wax model of the Magical Soda Machine. :P

*inserts pencil shavings*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 31, 2008, 01:11:09 PM
You get a colored pencil set.

*inserts insult sword fighting*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 31, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
You get apology sword fighting!

*inserts a ghost*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on October 31, 2008, 07:38:02 PM
You get a sheet.

*Inserts a riddle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on October 31, 2008, 09:15:21 PM
You get Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.

*Drops in an empty revolver*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 01, 2008, 04:23:04 AM
You get ammunition but the machine keeps the gun :suffer:

*inserts a sandwich*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 01, 2008, 10:21:37 AM
You get your sandwich back with a big bite taken out of it.   :P

*Inserts Scrabble*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 01, 2008, 11:09:58 AM
You get two Q's, three I's an X and a Z. :suffer:

*inserts leftover Halloween candy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 01, 2008, 11:22:23 AM
The machine gets diabetes :o

*inserts costumes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 01, 2008, 01:39:56 PM
You get more candy  :P

*inserts scarecrow hay*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 01, 2008, 06:06:25 PM
You get the Cowardly Lion and the Tin Woodsman.

*Inserts cat hair"
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 03, 2008, 06:00:55 AM
The machine sneezes! (It's allergic :P)

*inserts Christmas*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on November 03, 2008, 07:42:50 AM
You get yuletide carols. :P

*inserts "THE ELECTION'S ALMOST OVER"*

*has wanted this thing to be done and over with for about 2 years now :P*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 03, 2008, 01:21:28 PM
You and me both!

You get a candidate button.

*inserts Skeleton Bob*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 06, 2008, 09:05:33 PM
You get the British Bob Skeleton Association (http://www.bobskeleton.org.uk/)

*Inserts tiredness  :sleepy:*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 06, 2008, 09:44:27 PM
You get a good night's sleep.

*inserts Aspirin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2008, 02:34:57 AM
you get an headage

*inserts a wooden leg*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 07, 2008, 08:02:49 AM
You get a pirate!

*Inserts leftovers*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on November 07, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
You get them back again... and again... and again... plus a fruitcake. :P

*Deposits a bank safety box*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 07, 2008, 11:44:12 AM
You get a key!

*inserts a music box*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 07, 2008, 11:52:47 AM
You get a box of sheet music.

*Inserts HTML*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on November 07, 2008, 11:54:34 AM
The machine automatically converts it to XHTML with CSS for faster loading! :D

*Drops in a toothpick*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 07, 2008, 02:25:01 PM
You get piece of food that was stuck in your teeth.

*inserts a sneeze guard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 07, 2008, 03:29:13 PM
You get an un-sneezed-on salad :D

*Inserts flux capacitor*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 07, 2008, 09:32:44 PM
You get a DeLorean!

*inserts Deloria* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on November 08, 2008, 03:04:36 PM
You get a 15th century castle.

*Tosses in a cumberbund*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 08, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
You get a British military officer :D

*inserts a dragon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 09, 2008, 11:02:22 AM
The machine releases a cloud of smoke.

*inserts grumbling stomach*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on November 10, 2008, 09:25:30 AM
You get a DeLorean!

*inserts Deloria* :P
XD XD It's pretty in here. :D A kaleidoscope of colours, shinies and...mildly disturbing things moving...
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 10, 2008, 09:49:28 AM
You get a DeLorean!

*inserts Deloria* :P
XD XD It's pretty in here. :D A kaleidoscope of colours, shinies and...mildly disturbing things moving...
XD XD

You get the rest of my fried chicken and french fries. (They always give me way more than I can eat :P )

*inserts plane ticket to LAX*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 10, 2008, 01:56:10 PM
You get a jetliner.

*inserts pizza craving*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 10, 2008, 06:35:28 PM
You get pizza! !!!

*inserts Super Scrabble*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 11, 2008, 04:03:25 AM
The machine's display starts showing random letters!

*inserts a cookie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 11, 2008, 06:32:40 AM
The machine turns into a (mechanical) cat! :cat:

*inserts mouse*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on November 11, 2008, 08:05:03 AM
You get purrs.

*inserts tuna*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 11, 2008, 10:28:31 AM
The machine swims away! ::)

*inserts a theme song*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 11, 2008, 01:11:59 PM
You get Three's Company.

*inserts Marty Mcfly*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 11, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
You get a pair of underwear with the name "Calvin Klein" on them!
(Also, the machine turns back into a soda machine. Apparently the cat-cookie spell is only permanent on humans!)

*Inserts cell phone*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 11, 2008, 08:22:24 PM
You hear an annoying ring tone emanating from the machine.

*inserts spatula*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 12, 2008, 01:14:54 PM
You get a frying pan.

*inserts volume controller*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 12, 2008, 01:19:37 PM
The machine starts playing loud music! XD

*inserts a kitten*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on November 12, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
You start to hear really loud, and annoing meows.

**Inserts a cookie**
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 12, 2008, 01:25:24 PM
You get a well-fed kitten.

*inserts hour hand*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 12, 2008, 01:54:20 PM
You get a clock that doesn't quite work right.

*inserts smelly dog*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 12, 2008, 01:56:31 PM
You get a collar!

*inserts a figurine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 12, 2008, 03:19:59 PM
You get your figurine back - in 1,000 pieces!

*Inserts apple core*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 12, 2008, 04:55:51 PM
You get an apple tree. :P

*inserts scrap paper*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on November 12, 2008, 07:20:01 PM
You get the paper back, recycled into a post card.

*Flings in a boomerang tied to a 10lb paperweight*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 12, 2008, 07:26:56 PM
You get a paperweight tied to a 10lb boomerang! :o

*inserts cell phone bill*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 12, 2008, 08:08:17 PM
You get cash back to pay it with. :D

*inserts a sheared sheep*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on November 12, 2008, 08:24:48 PM
You get woolen pajamas.

*Inserts a tictac*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 12, 2008, 09:23:36 PM
The machine gets fresh breath!  ;D You, however get nothing.  :suffer:

*inserts Red Hots*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on November 12, 2008, 11:37:49 PM
You get chili peppers!

*inserts porridge*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 13, 2008, 06:35:47 AM
You get Goldilocks! :flirt:

*inserts umbrella*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 13, 2008, 02:26:06 PM
You get Mary Poppins.

*inserts Hank Venture*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 14, 2008, 04:12:40 AM
You get Ace Ventura (Because it's kinda similar) ;P

*inserts happy thoughts*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 14, 2008, 06:37:47 AM
You get Peter Pan

*Inserts PowerPoint presentation*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 14, 2008, 02:21:36 PM
You get a program error.

*inserts Disney World*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 16, 2008, 05:12:48 AM
You get Mickey Mouse! :D

*inserts a flashlight*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 16, 2008, 02:17:50 PM
You get some dead batteries

*inserts olives*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 16, 2008, 05:38:01 PM
You get olive oil!

*inserts salt & pepper*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 17, 2008, 05:35:12 AM
You get shakers!

*inserts an apple*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 17, 2008, 11:48:29 AM
You get a cup of apple cider.

*inserts a database*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 17, 2008, 07:20:40 PM
You get a database management system.

*Inserts Wii*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 17, 2008, 08:16:33 PM
You get Wi-Fi.

*inserts a snowball*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on November 17, 2008, 08:25:20 PM
You get a snowman.

**inserts a NDS**
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on November 17, 2008, 08:50:25 PM
You get the original GameBoy. (And don't try to tell me that the DS isn't part of the GameBoy family)

*Drops in a stack dump*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 18, 2008, 03:33:28 AM
The machine cleans up the mess :P

*inserts stress*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 18, 2008, 06:43:26 AM
You get some chamomile tea.

*Inserts dirty laundry*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 18, 2008, 06:45:46 AM
You get a nose plug and a sign saying "Do it yourself! :suffer:". :P

*inserts a spork*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 18, 2008, 10:11:54 AM
The machine doesn't know what spork is so you get pork instead! :suffer:

*inserts a mystery*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 18, 2008, 12:04:50 PM
You get Agatha Christie!

*Inserts Miracle-Gro*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on November 18, 2008, 12:24:34 PM
you get HUGE plants (I mean HUGE)

*inserts  :suffer:*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 18, 2008, 02:05:41 PM
You get Yonkey! XD

*inserts a cannon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 18, 2008, 02:58:30 PM
You get hit by a cannonball!  :o

*Inserts TSL beta*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 18, 2008, 07:11:44 PM
You get TSL gamma! :D ;P

*inserts garbage bag*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on November 18, 2008, 07:28:34 PM
you get garbage

*inserts Maya (program)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 18, 2008, 08:11:42 PM
You get some really cool character models! (I don't know if you knew, but they are using Maya for the models and animations in TSL! 8))

*Inserts curly fries*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 18, 2008, 10:38:07 PM
You get curly ketchup.

*inserts a cold den*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on November 19, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
You get a colder den.
I did know Tsl is using Maya, I have the P.L.E. and it's cool.

**inserts a piano**
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 19, 2008, 11:04:30 AM
The machine teaches you how to play it! :D

*inserts a unicorn*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 19, 2008, 01:02:05 PM
You get a rainbow.

*inserts a boot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 19, 2008, 01:37:29 PM
You get THE boot. :P

*inserts blue blanket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 19, 2008, 01:48:50 PM
You get Linus.

*Inserts Legos*

I did know Tsl is using Maya, I have the P.L.E. and it's cool.
Yeah, I downloaded the P.L.E. to play around with. It IS cool, but very complicated! I have a whole new appreciation for the Art people on the team!!
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 20, 2008, 05:26:11 AM
You get Legoland! ;D

*inserts a normal brick*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 20, 2008, 06:34:28 AM
You get mortar.

*inserts paprika*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 20, 2008, 08:26:08 AM
You get cayenne pepper!  :o

*inserts pistachios*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 20, 2008, 12:02:46 PM
You get a floor covered in shells.

*inserts Ocho Cinco*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 20, 2008, 09:10:55 PM
You get a fine for $5000

*inserts stupidity*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 21, 2008, 06:39:38 AM
You get intelligence. :scholar:

*inserts driveway*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 21, 2008, 10:15:07 AM
You get a monster truck! 8)

*inserts the tooth fairy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 21, 2008, 02:04:58 PM
You get a great big bag filled with other people's teeth!  :X

*inserts soup*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 21, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
You get a fine for $5000
XB I love that you knew what I was talking about, Tessy.....

You get a pile of cut up chicken.

*inserts James Bond*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 21, 2008, 03:46:11 PM
You get a fine for $5000
XB I love that you knew what I was talking about, Tessy.....
XD I didn't; I searched for it on google and an article about it came up. :P

You get our database project, which stored several James Bond movies. :P

*inserts brake pedal*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 21, 2008, 08:21:28 PM
You get a lead foot.

*inserts jar of pickles*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 21, 2008, 10:32:59 PM
You get a bunch of cheeseburgers to put them on.

*inserts fried chicken skin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 22, 2008, 05:25:30 AM
You get a healthy alive chicken! :D

*inserts Shania Twain*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on November 26, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
You get a leopard print cape! XD

*inserts aspartame*

(Posted on: November 22, 2008, 07:49:48 AM)


???
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 29, 2008, 09:16:15 PM
*following a google...*
You get natural sugar.

*inserts an opera house*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on November 30, 2008, 02:04:18 AM
You get Wagner's Ring Cycle. :D

*inserts the Prussian Palace* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 30, 2008, 05:03:50 AM
You get a flying buttress! ;D

*inserts a squirrel*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 30, 2008, 09:13:19 PM
You get a chipmunk.

*inserts a viking*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 30, 2008, 10:09:27 PM
You get pirated. :o ;P

*inserts souvenir*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on November 30, 2008, 10:13:10 PM
You get a coupon for a free vacation.

*inserts a jar of pickles*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 30, 2008, 11:24:53 PM
You get Pickles the Drummer. (Ding dong doodily doodily doodily doo!)

*inserts Superjail*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 01, 2008, 05:30:31 AM
You get locked up!

*inserts a pillow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on December 01, 2008, 01:31:16 PM
you get a pillow fight whit the soda machine  :raf: :cesar:

*inserts grapefruit*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Seymour on December 01, 2008, 01:59:07 PM
You get a........Grapefruit flavoured soda drink (well it is a soda machine).

*Inserts left handed screwdriver*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 01, 2008, 02:02:27 PM
You get a left-handed screw XB

*inserts an elephant*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 01, 2008, 02:52:12 PM
You get the ability to never forget.

*inserts stuffed nose*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 01, 2008, 04:18:13 PM
You get the stuff XD
*Inserts a book*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 01, 2008, 04:25:00 PM
You get the movie version, which bears almost no resemblance to the book. XB

*inserts annoying clock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 01, 2008, 07:41:27 PM
You get a cuckoo clock in which the cuckoo is Donkey from Shrek  :X

*inserts Sahara desert sand*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 02, 2008, 06:07:59 AM
You get a camel!

*inserts a deed*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 02, 2008, 08:09:45 AM
You get a need!

*inserts lama*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 02, 2008, 11:06:50 AM
You get Winamp!

*inserts Starbucks*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 02, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
You get a Caramel Frap with whipped cream.....mmmm.

*inserts a Sharpie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 02, 2008, 03:42:41 PM
You get covered in Sharpie ink!

*inserts marzipan*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Seymour on December 02, 2008, 03:48:14 PM
You get food poisening.

Inserts Marmite.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 02, 2008, 03:51:21 PM
You get food poisening.

Inserts Marmite.
If I get food poisoning from marzipan, I don't WANT to know what I would get from Marmite!  :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Seymour on December 02, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
Marzipan tastes like death, Marmite tastes like angels jsut masaged your taste buds (good in other words).
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 12:09:29 AM
You get food poisening.

Inserts Marmite.

You get  :X

*inserts jabberwocky*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 03, 2008, 04:05:18 AM
You get the Holy Grail!

*inserts a painting*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 03, 2008, 06:26:47 AM
The machine smiles like Mona Lisa! :P

*inserts a missing person poster*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 03, 2008, 06:34:55 AM
You get the missing person! :D

*inserts snow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 03, 2008, 11:01:14 AM
You get rain.

*inserts Rockefeller Christmas tree*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 03, 2008, 11:03:09 AM
You get a rich Christmas tree :D

*inserts computer problems*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on December 03, 2008, 11:42:41 AM
You get my computer problems instead. ;P

*inserts a clip on tie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 02:20:39 PM
You get a spinning bow tie.

*inserts razor cover*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 03, 2008, 06:36:42 PM
You get a cover with scratches on it! :P

*inserts an army of kittens!* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Jumpmann1 on December 03, 2008, 06:44:35 PM
You get a hoard of cat food.
*inserts a soda can*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 03, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
You get a empty can :P
*inserts a laptop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on December 03, 2008, 07:58:56 PM
You get a laptop battery.

*inserts a whale*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 03, 2008, 08:01:59 PM
You get Rosella!

*inserts Laura Bow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 03, 2008, 08:18:52 PM
You get a old computer that barely runs it!

*inserts CÚsar**
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 03, 2008, 09:58:05 PM
You get a CÚsar chicken wrap. :P

*inserts knowledge*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 10:31:44 PM
You get wisdom.

*inserts asterisk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 04, 2008, 05:00:12 AM
You get Obelisk!

*inserts remote control*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 04, 2008, 06:29:04 AM
You get a TV from before they invented remote controls!

*inserts F. Scott Fitzgerald*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 04, 2008, 02:15:47 PM
You get a pile of short stories.

*inserts thigh highs*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 05, 2008, 05:36:33 AM
You get hotpants

*inserts a pegleg*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 05, 2008, 06:26:54 AM
You get a pirate!  :o

*inserts UNIX*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 05, 2008, 09:19:16 AM
You get a penguin!

*inserts Apple*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 05, 2008, 09:20:29 AM
You get a cult of blinded Apple-worshippers :P

*inserts good ol' Microsoft* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on December 05, 2008, 06:53:40 PM
*inserts asterisk*
You get Obelisk!
I love those comics! I always used to read them when I went to the library. I'll have to go back soon and read them again, it's been too long...


The machine freezes during the insertion, :zzz: and the display shows the BSOD. :bomb:

*Drops in a parachute*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 05, 2008, 09:11:01 PM
You get a pair of chutes. :P

*inserts adamantium*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on December 06, 2008, 02:47:59 AM
*inserts asterisk*
You get Obelisk!
I love those comics! I always used to read them when I went to the library. I'll have to go back soon and read them again, it's been too long...
The less serious students get to read those comics in class, if they're in French/English. :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 06, 2008, 06:30:08 AM
You get a suit of armour

*inserts a sunflower*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 06, 2008, 07:30:08 AM
You get good old Vincent! (van Gogh)

*inserts pond*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on December 06, 2008, 09:10:33 AM
You get the farm! :D (to which I'm not going b/c I have to write 9 pages by Monday...)

*inserts the one page of the paper that he's written thus far*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 06, 2008, 09:15:55 AM
The machine says it's no good and tells you to start over! :P

*inserts lolcat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 06, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
You get loldog :P

*inserts the fabric of time and space* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 06, 2008, 12:34:42 PM
You get one pretty pissed off seamstress! XB

*inserts credit card*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 07, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
You get overcharged and bad credit.

*inserts pea soup*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 07, 2008, 11:58:33 AM
You get a fly! XD

*inserts a pirate ship*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on December 07, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
You get the Winged One XD

*inserts physics lab*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on December 07, 2008, 12:10:20 PM
You get an explosion.

Next time, don't put the supercooled stuff so close to the superheated stuff. ;)


*inserts cat wearing a cone*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 08, 2008, 12:11:20 AM
You get ice cream full of cat hair.

*inserts a fake severed foot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 08, 2008, 04:30:38 AM
You get a REAL severed foot!  :o :X

*inserts morning*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 08, 2008, 06:43:06 AM
You get night :)

*inserts a sword*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 08, 2008, 07:05:20 AM
You get Excalibur.

*inserts slingshot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on December 08, 2008, 08:16:17 AM
You get a dead giant and fewer points in KQ1.

*inserts flash drive*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 08, 2008, 08:18:54 AM
The machine takes your picture.. ha ha ;)

*inserts Reba McEntire*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 08, 2008, 02:34:49 PM
You get a read headed stepdaughter.

*inserts oxygen tank*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 08, 2008, 03:41:26 PM
You get free oxygen!

*inserts one gold coin to see Madam Mushka*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 08, 2008, 07:50:10 PM
The machine makes a strange beeping noise, and a card pops out:

     We're sorry. The psychic you have dialed has been
     disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel
      you have reached this message in error, please
      insert another gold coin and try again.

*inserts fluffy pillows*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 08, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
You get deja vu!  (This is like the 2nd or 3rd time I got fluffy pillows! :P)

*inserts bottled water*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 08, 2008, 09:00:59 PM
You get a bottle of tap water XD

*inserts a ray of sunshine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 09, 2008, 12:44:43 AM
You get Madam Mim (She "Hates sunshine....haaaaaaaaates sunshine!")

*inserts runny nose*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 09, 2008, 02:33:46 AM
You get a walking ear

*inserts itch*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 09, 2008, 04:38:57 AM
You get a scratch.

*inserts ether*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2008, 05:35:05 AM
you get a phoenix down.

*inserts the mail*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haseth on December 09, 2008, 05:47:29 AM
you get spam

*inserts chicken*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 09, 2008, 06:32:58 AM
You get steak.

*inserts a scarf*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on December 09, 2008, 08:56:55 AM
The machine is grateful, being in the cold weather, so it returns a cup of hot chocolate.


*Tosses in a salad*





*inserts ether*
you get a phoenix down.
XD Ahh, good ol' FF.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 09, 2008, 08:58:16 AM
You get a salad bar

*inserts Christmas* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on December 09, 2008, 09:32:23 AM
You get Santa! :o

*inserts Rudolph*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 09, 2008, 01:37:02 PM
You get a string of red Christmas lights.

*inserts Frosty's nose*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 09, 2008, 07:26:45 PM
You get Carrot Top. :S

*inserts candy canes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 10, 2008, 07:52:20 AM
You get a GIANT candy cane!

*inserts snowy weather*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 10, 2008, 03:04:01 PM
You get the song "Let It Snow"

*inserts his own shaggy beard he's growing for Xmas*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on December 12, 2008, 08:19:50 PM
You get Shaggy from Scooby Doo

*inserts Scrappy with a note: "No one will miss him."*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 12, 2008, 08:36:45 PM
You get Orbitty with a note: "Returns will not be accepted!"

*inserts wraith*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 13, 2008, 06:25:00 AM
You get a poltergeist! :o

*inserts a banana*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 13, 2008, 01:49:56 PM
You get a three-headed monkey.

*inserts Moaning Myrtle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 13, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
You get Nearly Headless Nick.

*inserts pizza*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 14, 2008, 07:39:48 AM
You get Carla (Who doesn't like Pizza XD)

*inserts Golden Girls <3*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on December 14, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
you get Silver Girls

*inserts leftovers from dinner*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 14, 2008, 04:15:01 PM
You get rightunders.

*inserts birthday cake*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 14, 2008, 07:07:36 PM
You get used candles.

*inserts LeChuck's underwear*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 14, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
You get zapped by LeChuck! :o

*inserts Christmas lights*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 15, 2008, 07:31:50 AM
You get covered in Christmas lights yourself XB

*inserts a reindeer*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on December 15, 2008, 07:43:43 AM
you get a red nose  :P

*inserts scully*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 15, 2008, 07:51:48 AM
You get Merlin's avatar! XD

**inserts tons of homework**
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 15, 2008, 10:12:12 AM
The machine now feels bad for being severely overweight and doesn't like you anymore!

*inserts a mirror*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 15, 2008, 11:35:29 AM
You get no reflection! You're a vampire! :o

*inserts a steak*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 15, 2008, 04:01:54 PM
You get a note that says, "A1 please."

*inserts New York Giants logo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 15, 2008, 08:53:10 PM
You get a giant New York logo! :P

*inserts ranch dressing*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on December 15, 2008, 09:52:01 PM
*gach* The magic soda machine gags on the ranch dressing.

*inserts salad to stop the gagging*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 16, 2008, 07:28:50 AM
You get a healthier machine! ;D

*inserts a karate teacher*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 16, 2008, 07:55:15 AM
You get a karate student!

*inserts oasis*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Nebel on December 16, 2008, 10:03:15 AM
You get a wonderwall

*inserts soda*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 16, 2008, 02:20:21 PM
You get a sticky empty can.

*inserts fuzzy navel*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 16, 2008, 02:21:22 PM
Eww.. you get... eh.. lint? XD

*inserts a chipmunk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 16, 2008, 10:03:45 PM
You get Alvin, Simon and Theodore!

*inserts a floppy disk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2008, 02:39:13 AM
you get a stuck disk.
Why did you put that disk in the CD-drive?

*inserts a Christmas bell*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 17, 2008, 08:05:02 AM
You get Santa's reindeer! XB

*inserts a Santa costume*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on December 18, 2008, 11:12:17 AM
you get the santa claus clause

*inserts holiday*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 20, 2008, 12:59:06 PM
You get a vacation.

*inserts Wizard's Chess*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 20, 2008, 11:57:15 PM
You get a treasure chest!

*inserts a straw*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 21, 2008, 03:08:36 AM
you get juicepack whitout a straw. :suffer:

*inserts to tiny pants*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 21, 2008, 09:08:24 AM
You get elves! :D

*inserts a bonfire*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 21, 2008, 12:41:58 PM
You get marshmallows.

*inserts vanilla milkshake*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 22, 2008, 08:28:36 AM
You get hot chocolate! :D

*inserts Earl Grey tea*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 22, 2008, 08:34:57 AM
You get a better health! ;D

*inserts a bunny*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 22, 2008, 09:31:21 AM
you get 2 bunnies

*inserts 2 bunnies*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 22, 2008, 01:42:46 PM
You get 1048576 bunnies! :o

*inserts peanut butter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 22, 2008, 03:38:20 PM
You get a dancing banana! :D

*inserts hot cocoa*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 22, 2008, 03:49:06 PM
You get hot white chocolate.

*inserts mini Reese's Peanut Butter cups"
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 23, 2008, 08:43:02 AM
You get HUGE Reese's peanut butter cups!

*inserts a scarf*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on December 23, 2008, 10:15:04 AM
You get tied up! ;B

*Inserts a bent, spindled, folded, mutilated cheque*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 23, 2008, 03:59:33 PM
You get NOTHING! :suffer:

*inserts orange (the fruit, not the colour)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on December 23, 2008, 04:31:54 PM
You get the colour!!!

*Inserts a present*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on December 23, 2008, 09:43:11 PM
You get a past. Your neighbor's past. A lonely past. But don't worry - whatever it was is now past. ::)

*Drops in for a minute*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 23, 2008, 10:05:06 PM
You get very late! :P

*inserts bottle of Bacardi rum*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 24, 2008, 07:37:32 AM
The machine gets drunk :P

*inserts presents*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 24, 2008, 08:23:14 AM
You get lumps of coal. :P (I'm sure you'd be very excited if you were the red or white queen!)

*inserts Christmas Eve*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 24, 2008, 11:46:46 PM
You get Christmas day! :D

*inserts Santa* XB
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 25, 2008, 02:38:00 AM
You get Sandy Claws.

*inserts Lock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 25, 2008, 02:44:43 AM
you get a oneway portal to Santa's workshop.

*inserts Christmas greetings*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 25, 2008, 09:07:33 AM
You get a Merry Christmas!!! :D !!!
*inserts pumpkin pie* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 25, 2008, 09:17:06 AM
You get apple pie!

*inserts cheesecake*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 26, 2008, 10:06:43 AM
The machine gets very full and doesn't take the whole piece and gives you half of it back.

*inserts burnt tongue from drinking hot coffee too quick so he could drive home late last night without passing out*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 26, 2008, 02:16:40 PM
You get a numb tongue. :P

*inserts a clock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 28, 2008, 06:40:21 PM
You get a time bomb!  :o

*inserts Christmas ornament*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 29, 2008, 08:50:53 AM
you get a newyear ornament.

*inserts needles*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 29, 2008, 10:47:54 AM
You get a drug-addicted Machine! :P

*inserts a dog*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 29, 2008, 04:19:11 PM
You get a rubber chew toy.

*inserts cat claws*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on December 29, 2008, 04:27:08 PM
You get bear claws. :)

*inserts leftover turkey*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 29, 2008, 04:27:57 PM
You get food poisoning! XD

*inserts a magical wand*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 29, 2008, 08:17:14 PM
You get Harry Potter!

*inserts random words*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 30, 2008, 02:32:33 AM
you get scrambled words.

*inserts order for firework*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 30, 2008, 06:54:49 AM
You get one sparkler :P

*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 30, 2008, 10:27:13 AM
The Machine starts doing Karaoke :P

*inserts the entire multiverse*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on December 30, 2008, 08:57:46 PM
*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*
The Machine starts doing Karaoke :P
I don't get it. :S

You get several miniverses

*inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on December 31, 2008, 05:05:13 PM
*inserts The Tales of Beetle the Bard*
The Machine starts doing Karaoke :P
I don't get it. :S

You know.. a bard.. sings?.. I thought it was funny at the time I wrote it but maybe it's just confusing to everyone but me. XD
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 01, 2009, 06:40:11 PM
You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts leftovers from Xmas*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on January 06, 2009, 07:56:35 PM
You get Thanksgiving!
*inserts my 2nd copy of Tales of Beddle the Bard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 06, 2009, 08:05:54 PM
The machine writes a song about you!

*inserts frustration and annoyance*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 06, 2009, 08:12:14 PM
You get it right back.  How unexpected. :P

*inserts crayons*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 06, 2009, 11:41:37 PM
*hands Merlin a link* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tales_of_Beedle_the_Bard   :P

You get colored pencils.

*inserts smelling salts*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2009, 02:52:01 AM
You get ice

*inserts a blog*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 07, 2009, 06:24:00 AM
You get the blog back in binary.

*inserts cat fur*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 07, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
The machine suddenly needs a shave :P

*inserts a mosquito*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 07, 2009, 01:31:23 PM
You get slapped! :suffer:

*inserts chocolate cake*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 07, 2009, 02:12:20 PM
You get vanilla icing.

*inserts second breakfast*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 07, 2009, 08:11:43 PM
You get a contented hobbit. XD

*inserts unpaid bills*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 07, 2009, 10:26:38 PM
The machine runs out of power! :o

*inserts a bill*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2009, 02:46:03 AM
machine doesn't accept the bill as the unpaid bill first need to be paid for it to work again.

*Inserts his pocketmoney*
Let's hope that's enough for it to work again. :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on January 08, 2009, 07:21:06 AM
You get a new bank account.

*inserts labradoodle*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 08, 2009, 10:42:17 AM
The Machine throws a stick and tells you to fetch. :P

*inserts Batman* :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 08, 2009, 12:54:31 PM
You get Christian Bale, Adam West, Michael Keaton, and Val Kilmer...but no George Clooney.  XD

*inserts ace of diamonds playing card*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 12, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
You get an officer saying this isn't a casino.

*inserts the jester of cards*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 12, 2009, 04:28:05 PM
You get a copy of "Cards gone Wild"! :P

*inserts picture of adorable nephew ;D*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on January 12, 2009, 07:19:03 PM
The machine is so enraptured by the adorable nephew's cuteness, that it forgets its duties, and doesn't give anything in return. >:(

*Kicks the soda machine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 12, 2009, 09:28:01 PM
The soda machine spits boiling hot soda in your face. Ow.

*inserts Clark Kent*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 12, 2009, 10:10:56 PM
You get Superman!

*inserts Kent Brockman*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2009, 03:21:57 AM
you get an manhole

*inserts rust*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 14, 2009, 02:22:41 PM
You get Rusty Venture.

*inserts The Monarch*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on January 15, 2009, 04:54:49 AM
You get a butterfly.

*inserts a mouse*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 16, 2009, 05:28:28 PM
You get a mouse pad! ;D

Inserts a keyboard
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 16, 2009, 07:36:40 PM
You get a Blackberry!

*inserts a blueberry*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 16, 2009, 09:19:54 PM
You get a muffin.

*inserts snow flurries*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 17, 2009, 09:10:31 PM
You get a blizzard!

*inserts pizza*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 17, 2009, 09:15:44 PM
You get a Joey special (Two Pizzas)

*inserts a bunny*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2009, 12:16:30 AM
You get a bunnysuit. (made out of wool not bunny's)

*Inserts an applepie*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 18, 2009, 03:38:01 PM
You get vanilla ice cream!

*inserts mounds of snow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 18, 2009, 08:52:52 PM
You get a very annoyed soda machine!  >:(

*Inserts bathtub*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 19, 2009, 03:53:55 AM
The machine takes a bath! ;D

*inserts a rubber ducky* !!
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 19, 2009, 03:02:04 PM
You get Ernie from Sesame Street.

*inserts a damned dirty ape*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 19, 2009, 07:04:27 PM
You get Charleton Heston!

*inserts the Oxford English Dictionary*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on January 19, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
You get some obscure word.

*inserts classes tomorrow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 19, 2009, 08:47:58 PM
You get homework tonight. :S

*inserts chocolate brownie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 20, 2009, 01:12:20 AM
The Machine magically turns into a giant brownie! XB

*inserts actual spam*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 20, 2009, 01:20:17 AM
You get the Spam sketch.

*inserts dirty laundry*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on January 20, 2009, 05:00:30 PM
You get clean laundry. The Soda machine was in a good mood, so it did it for you.

*inserts lab reports*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 20, 2009, 05:06:57 PM
You get an entirely new lab! :D

*inserts a pigeon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 20, 2009, 08:31:02 PM
You get a clay pigeon.

*inserts hydrogen oxide*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 20, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
You get a bottle of water.

*inserts beard stubble*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 20, 2009, 08:51:29 PM
You get pricked.

*inserts tiredness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 20, 2009, 11:21:44 PM
The machine yawns.

*inserts popcorn*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 21, 2009, 05:03:55 AM
a movie comes out

*inserts a black box*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 21, 2009, 02:34:53 PM
You get a jetliner.

*inserts Cardinals football helmet*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 21, 2009, 05:40:42 PM
You get a Cardinals baseball helmet.

*inserts metadata*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 22, 2009, 04:07:22 AM
You get meta machine! ;D

*inserts a can of coke*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 22, 2009, 06:25:03 AM
You get Coke Zero. :-\

*inserts lasagna*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 22, 2009, 10:15:28 AM
You get the empty lasagna pan back.

*inserts MS-DOS*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 22, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
You get Coke Zero. :-\
Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.

You get a stack of VGA Sierra games!

*inserts Merlin's beard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 22, 2009, 03:14:23 PM
XD XD.... you get Merlin! *And the kingdom rejoiced*

*inserts PK's eyes* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 22, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.
It's definitely a lot better tasting than Diet Coke, but it just feels like it's always lacking something whenever I tried drinking it.


...You get a blind PK! *And the kingdom rejoiced even louder* o_O

*inserts the kingdom* :D

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 23, 2009, 06:25:20 AM
You get King Graham!

*inserts Phoenix Online Studios*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2009, 07:28:02 AM
you get soidutS enilnO xineohP.
Why did the machine do that?

*inserts  ???*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 23, 2009, 08:06:21 AM
The machine suddenly starts to question it's own existence and needs professional help :o

*inserts a fairy tale*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 23, 2009, 01:30:42 PM
Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.
It's definitely a lot better tasting than Diet Coke, but it just feels like it's always lacking something whenever I tried drinking it.


...You get a blind PK! *And the kingdom rejoiced even louder* o_O
Yeah but what isn't better than Diet Coke? :P
Blind me? *sniff*

You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts Blind Mag*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 23, 2009, 01:48:08 PM
You get the Genetic Opera (which sounds more than a little disturbing)!

*inserts paper clip bent into the shape of a reindeer*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 23, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
You get the Genetic Opera (which sounds more than a little disturbing)!
LOL...It's definitely not for the casual viewer, but I just saw it last night and thought it was great!
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 23, 2009, 09:50:02 PM
You get a paperclip shaped like Santa :D

*inserts a bad mood* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 30, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
(I'm considering the whole waiting 2 posts rule null and void when a week goes by :P)

You get a WORSE mood.  :furious:

*inserts computer Blu-ray player he wants to punch*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 30, 2009, 02:17:34 PM
You get an 8-track player!

*inserts iPod*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 30, 2009, 03:50:05 PM
You get an iPhone :P

*inserts an angry mob*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 30, 2009, 07:13:00 PM
You get a bunch of torches.

*inserts imposter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on January 30, 2009, 07:24:36 PM
You get the real thing.

*inserts french fries*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on January 31, 2009, 01:10:04 AM
You get freedom fries XB

*inserts illness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on January 31, 2009, 10:41:40 AM
You get wellness. :D

*inserts unfinished work*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 02, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
You get fired AND an F. (Ever notice they both start with F?)

*inserts Lombardi Trophy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 03, 2009, 02:40:17 AM
You get a fishing trophy! XD

*inserts a fish*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2009, 03:21:33 AM
you get Cat

*inserts the credit crises*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 03, 2009, 05:44:38 AM
The machine nearly dies in shock, and gets repaired.

*Inserts Haven*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 03, 2009, 06:18:27 AM
You get total lunacy! XB

*inserts a stamp*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 03, 2009, 06:24:13 AM
You get a postcard, from Merlin! :D

*inserts blizzard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 04, 2009, 08:04:19 PM
You get a monsoon.

*inserts 3-D glasses*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 04, 2009, 10:44:16 PM
You get Coraline.

*inserts smelling salts*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 04, 2009, 11:18:49 PM
You get bath salts

*inserts a tub of jam*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 05, 2009, 06:04:35 AM
You get a mountain of toasted English Muffins.

*inserts BSOD*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 05, 2009, 07:10:01 AM
You get my old motherboard that stopped working!

*insterts MuggleCast*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 05, 2009, 09:15:00 AM
You get a Mugglebrokenarm? :P

*inserts a hamster*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 05, 2009, 09:32:55 AM
You get a Mugglebrokenarm? :P
XD lol
MuggleCast (http://www.mugglecast.com)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 05, 2009, 09:13:31 PM
You get a hamster wheel.

*inserts chest congestion*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 05, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
You get a sinus infection. :-\

*inserts a M÷bius strip*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 06, 2009, 05:41:10 AM
You get an actual stripper! XB

*inserts confusion*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 06, 2009, 07:52:20 AM
You get confused!!

*Insets karmakarmakarmakarmakarmacamilion*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on February 06, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
You get noilimacamrakamrakamrakamarkamrak.

*inserts magic eraser*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 06, 2009, 08:33:18 PM
The machine turns invisible! :o

*inserts magic soda*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 06, 2009, 08:34:58 PM
You get noilimacamrakamrakamrakamarkamrak.

XD XD lol, at first I had no idea what that was!

You get the blueprints for the Magical Soda machine 3.0!!

*inserts magic mirror*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on February 06, 2009, 08:38:16 PM
You get a mirror that turns all its reflections upside down.

*steals the blueprints from snabbot and inserts them*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 06, 2009, 09:07:20 PM
You get blue fingerprints.. as in the ink they put on criminals' fingers for stealing! :P

*inserts newspaper*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 06, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
You get the internet.

*inserts slippers*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 06, 2009, 10:09:17 PM
You get actual shoes :P

*inserts a dancing banana*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 07, 2009, 05:20:46 AM
You get a boring, non-dancing bannana.

*inserts awesomeness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on February 07, 2009, 08:12:50 AM
you get an angry A3P

*inserts feelings for deathwish*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 07, 2009, 10:05:36 AM
You get wishes for deathfeel... ???

*inserts clown shoes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 07, 2009, 05:44:58 PM
A clown jumps out of the machine and starts chasing you around the room. :suffer:

*inserts a red pill*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 07, 2009, 06:55:48 PM
You get a blue pill

*inserts googol*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on February 07, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
You get Google.

*inserts Youtube*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 08, 2009, 02:27:29 AM
You DON'T get a big truck but instead you get a series of tubes! :suffer:

*inserts a missing person poster*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 08, 2009, 05:06:51 AM
You get a missing dog poster.

*inserts fopmuffin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: koko_99_2001 on February 08, 2009, 05:22:21 AM
You get a blueberry muffin.

*inserts a tea bag*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 08, 2009, 05:28:24 AM
You get green tea!

*inserts a basket of puppies*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 08, 2009, 09:28:04 AM
You get a handful! :D

*inserts blank CD*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 08, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
You get a CD full of PR0N!!!!  XB

*inserts aspirin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 08, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
You get a CD full of PR0N!!!!  XB

HAHAHA XB


You get a headache

*inserts a show*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 08, 2009, 08:45:28 PM
you get a tell.

*inserts vinyl records*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 08, 2009, 11:03:04 PM
You get Vintage Vinyl! (GREAT record store somewhat nearby)

*inserts flower tattoo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 08, 2009, 11:20:53 PM
You get Nebel, she probably has one :P

*inserts a banjo*!! :D
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 09, 2009, 04:35:47 AM
you get a professional banjoist.

*inserts all the Tsl smileys*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 09, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
You get  :suffer: .

*inserts pelvic bone*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 09, 2009, 09:25:09 PM
You get a broken hip. (heh, that's the cleanest thing I could think of XB)

*inserts macaroni & cheese*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 10, 2009, 04:38:06 AM
The machine gets fat all of a sudden XD

*inserts a smelly fish*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 10, 2009, 06:07:55 AM
You get a smelly fish head, a rolley poly one in fact. :P

*inserts work*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 10, 2009, 09:07:02 AM
You get (force x distance)

*inserts geekiness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 10, 2009, 02:01:30 PM
You get Bernard from Day of the Tentacle.

*inserts Fat Albert*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 10, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
You get the Cosby kids.

*inserts the cosby kids*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 10, 2009, 08:00:19 PM
You get a strikeout obsession. :P

*inserts headache*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 10, 2009, 08:08:23 PM
You get a strikeout obsession. :P

*inserts headache*
lol  I am obsessed!  It's kinda hard to read in this font and size though.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 10, 2009, 09:14:28 PM
The Machine kicks your butt for giving it a headache :P

*inserts a chicken*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on February 10, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
You get a chicken-catching net. :P

*inserts a crocodile*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 10, 2009, 10:12:05 PM
You get an audible "Crikey!!" from the machine.

*inserts old trash can*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 11, 2009, 05:42:44 AM
you get a older one!

*inserts kq9 (pre-tsl)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 12, 2009, 05:33:41 AM
You get a lawsuit by Activision-Vivendi :P

*inserts the entire King's Quest series*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 12, 2009, 06:28:53 AM
You get TSL (post-kq9)!

*inserts soda machine into itself*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 12, 2009, 06:50:52 AM
You get magic soda!

*inserts honey*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 12, 2009, 07:32:45 AM
You get honey soda.

*inserts toothpaste*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 12, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
You get toothpaste soda... wtf. :P

*inserts frustrating game*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 12, 2009, 08:47:04 AM
You get toothpaste soda... wtf. :P
lol, I want to see that!

You get a non-frustrating game ;D

*inserts (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/Themes/tsl/images/expand.gif)Additional Options...*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 12, 2009, 04:41:19 PM
You get an error and one of those boxing gloves on a spring smashing you in the face.

*inserts himself*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 12, 2009, 11:01:44 PM
You get PK'd! ;-D

*inserts leek soup*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 13, 2009, 04:24:22 AM
The machine doesn't know what that is and gives you l33t soup instead :suffer:

*inserts mittens*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 13, 2009, 05:41:42 AM
You get a cat

*inserts XD*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 13, 2009, 06:37:44 AM
You get XD!

*inserts 1 tablespoon of butter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: night-owl on February 13, 2009, 06:50:20 AM
You get Buttercup. "Someone called?" 

*Inserts a changeling's comb*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 13, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
the machine combs it's hair :P

*inserts :cesar: *
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 13, 2009, 12:01:20 PM
You get :raf:

*inserts dark matter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: night-owl on February 14, 2009, 04:37:56 AM
You get a vampire.

*Inserts four-leaf clover*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 14, 2009, 12:41:51 PM
You get lucky. :flirt: :P

*inserts headphones*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 14, 2009, 12:52:16 PM
You get cordless headphones! :)

*inserts a magical land of wondrous things* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 14, 2009, 03:14:00 PM
You get a tomato that yells at you.   XB

*inserts weird tasting vanilla yogurt*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: night-owl on February 15, 2009, 02:18:38 PM
you get a confused yeti that mistakes you for its life mate   :suffer:

*Inserts fair field full of folk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 16, 2009, 09:27:57 AM
You get an empty field devoid of folk. :evil: Whatever could have happened to them?

*inserts a miniature detective to find out*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 16, 2009, 10:05:07 PM
You get a miniaturized Tex Murphy.

*inserts pale skin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 17, 2009, 08:14:04 AM
you get a vampire

*inserts my house* (post-fire)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 17, 2009, 06:52:17 PM
(not my turn but) Fire?!
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 19, 2009, 02:43:33 PM
Yeah, it's ok.
link (http://www.postudios.com/blog/forum/index.php?topic=6645.0)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 19, 2009, 08:53:20 PM
You get a sigh of relief. :)

*inserts plunger*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 19, 2009, 09:18:37 PM
You get plumbing issues.

*inserts kitties*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 20, 2009, 08:32:14 AM
you get Cat
*inserts a cat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 20, 2009, 06:15:13 PM
You get some whiskers.

*inserts bottomless pit*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Pacman928 on February 21, 2009, 03:22:13 PM
You get a parachute.

*inserts stolen bicycles*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2009, 04:31:00 AM
You get a wanted poster whit your head on it

*inserts get out of jail free card for pacman*
We can't have him in jail. :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 25, 2009, 11:26:09 AM
You get no 200 dollars. :P

*inserts grapefruit*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on February 25, 2009, 07:59:54 PM
The machine spits it out - grapefruit is nasty!

*inserts onesie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 25, 2009, 08:22:37 PM
you get twosie :P

*inserts March 22nd (my birthday)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on February 25, 2009, 08:28:08 PM
You get a birthday cake!

*inserts flu medication*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 26, 2009, 07:34:24 AM
You get influenza! Happy birthday! :P

*inserts chocolate ice cream*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on February 26, 2009, 08:31:06 AM
you get vanilla ice! XD :P

&Inserts melted ice stone&
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 26, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
The machine, not knowing what that is, gives it back.

*inserts green tomatoes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 04, 2009, 06:19:55 AM
You get them back, fried.

*inserts his alarm clock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 04, 2009, 08:00:41 AM
You get a really loud alarm sound!

*inserts TSL Public Demo RC1*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 04, 2009, 09:37:15 PM
You get back the forgotten memory of versioning it RC1! :P  Why didn't I just call it v1.0? ::)

*inserts cookie dough*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 05, 2009, 05:34:01 AM
You get cookies! :D

*inserts recitation*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on March 05, 2009, 06:54:18 AM
You get a large crowd ready to hear it.

*inserts a pony*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on March 05, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
you get my little pony

*inserst pictures of a larp event*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 05, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
you geet the  event.

***iiinnnnnnnssssserttttsssssss rreaaaaalllllyyyyy seeeeeennnnnssssssssitiiiivvvvvvveee kkkkkeeeeeey bbbboaard*******
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 05, 2009, 03:57:53 PM
You get a cracked computer monitor (too full of letter I guess)

*inserts orange fleece blanket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 05, 2009, 07:45:24 PM
You get nice and warm! :P

*inserts AVG update error message*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 05, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
You get a not update :P

*inserts my openbox ubuntu desktop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 05, 2009, 09:24:24 PM
You get a closed.....desk.

*inserts chicken breasts*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
You get breasts

*inserts the world up side down*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 14, 2009, 07:52:10 PM
you get (http://widget.mibbit.com/up/CeYUeFyJ.png)

*inserts old camera*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 14, 2009, 09:23:35 PM
You get a new camera! 8)

*inserts forum stretching* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 15, 2009, 12:59:59 AM
You get breasts
HAHA!  XD

You get forum related exercise.

*inserts Figaro*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 15, 2009, 08:39:47 AM
You get a new camera! 8)

*inserts forum stretching* :P
Oh, sorry, the pic I made, (http://widget.mibbit.com/up/CeYUeFyJ.png) was way oversized horizontally. :P

The machine doesn't know what it is, and gives you a Fig.

*inserts http://widget.mibbit.com/up/OBdN5cJa.png  (click it, it's awesome!)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 15, 2009, 10:26:09 PM
You get just as confused as the machine. :P

*inserts chocolate*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 16, 2009, 10:51:06 PM
You get peanut butter.

*inserts dead skin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 22, 2009, 11:48:16 AM
You get  :X


*insert bucket and mop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 22, 2009, 02:48:45 PM
you get a cleaN floor

*inserts cruddy keyboard*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 22, 2009, 04:13:23 PM
You get a pile of missing keys.

*inserts announcement of the making of Vampyre Story 2: A Bat's Story*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 22, 2009, 09:17:09 PM
You get the irritating main character voice from the first one! XB

*inserts Skype*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 22, 2009, 09:23:29 PM
I didn't find it that irritating. I just thought the bat talked too much. He didn't need to comment on EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 23, 2009, 06:58:54 AM
I didn't find it that irritating. I just thought the bat talked too much. He didn't need to comment on EVERYTHING.
I've heard that the voice isn't that bad in the full game, but the one in the demo got on my nerves! :wall:
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 23, 2009, 10:14:57 AM
I didn't find it that irritating. I just thought the bat talked too much. He didn't need to comment on EVERYTHING.
I've heard that the voice isn't that bad in the full game, but the one in the demo got on my nerves! :wall:
Ah ok, I never played the demo.
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 24, 2009, 09:03:17 AM
You get back Vonage.

*inserts the expression "these things happen" as it has been getting on his nerves lately*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 24, 2009, 12:32:28 PM
You get another bad expression, "my bad".

*inserts a parrot in roller skates*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 26, 2009, 04:38:22 PM
you get a bunch of feathers in inline-skates
Wait it's the bird again. :P

*inserts a webcam*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on March 26, 2009, 06:52:48 PM
you get skype

*inserts my new laptop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on March 26, 2009, 08:29:31 PM
You get a "Thanks dude! :)", and nothing in return. :P

*inserts Visa bill*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 26, 2009, 09:07:50 PM
You get an empty bank account.

*inserts Brian Griffin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 29, 2009, 01:33:41 PM
You get a griffin.

*inserts draconic law codes in hopes that this semantic bent will continue :P*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2009, 02:03:49 PM
You get thrown out of draconic court.

*inserts defibrillator to revive thread*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on April 30, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
you get a revived thread (Hopefully)

*inserts foot-in-a-bag*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on April 30, 2009, 08:34:06 PM
You get a hand-on-a-rope. :o

*inserts craving for peanut butter cups*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2009, 10:40:39 PM
You get buried in 8,000 peanut butter cups...unfortunately, they're not Reeses.

*inserts zombie brains*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2009, 02:47:36 AM
you get dr. Frankenstein.

*inserts a thief*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on May 03, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
You get 1 doubloon.

*Inserts an English muffin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2009, 02:55:59 PM
You get nooks and crannies.

*inserts Ozzy's slippers*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on May 03, 2009, 06:09:32 PM
You get a fuzzy soda machine.

*inserts soda* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on May 05, 2009, 08:24:21 AM
*inserts draconic law codes in hopes that this semantic bent will continue :P*
You get thrown out of draconic court.

*inserts defibrillator to revive thread*

Aww... no dragon... :(

Here, atec can have a dragon!

*inserts a ticket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 05, 2009, 02:36:09 PM
You get a golden ticket, you get a golden smile...

*inserts Gaelic knot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on May 05, 2009, 05:35:53 PM
You get garlic bread! :D

*inserts tiredness*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on May 07, 2009, 11:24:07 AM
You get back "tuirseach." :D

*inserts words*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 07, 2009, 09:38:44 PM
You get a book about how to write.

*inserts fists*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: liggy002 on May 23, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
You get Willy Wonka's fizzy lifting drink.  :: Inserts an Oompa Loompa::  8)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on May 30, 2009, 06:26:00 AM
You get an oompa loompa riding an aardwolf! (This was an idea I had for a comic once... but it fell through... lots of interesting imagery, etc. ...but I didn't have much plot :P ...I also remember I couldn't decide if the enemies were going to be The Evil Pudge Bunny Empire or the Vile Cat Claw Army or something like that :P)




*inserts a tangent*
this is also a test of how mathematically nerdy you are
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 30, 2009, 05:19:32 PM
You get a filibuster. (I hate math)

*inserts roller coaster tracks*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 03, 2009, 02:58:36 PM
a roller coaser car comes out at high speed.

*inserts a parachute*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: atec123 on June 03, 2009, 09:48:06 PM
You get Parachute VA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparky's_Flaw).  (I kinda know 2 of the people in that band btw)

*inserts paper airplane*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 03, 2009, 11:46:22 PM
You get Jefferson Airplane.

*inserts wax lips*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on June 04, 2009, 01:06:39 PM
You get Chapstick.

*Inserts a quarter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 20, 2009, 07:30:57 AM
You get a coke.

*inserts a tiny magic soda machine repair man since it's not supposed to do that*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2009, 04:26:43 PM
You get a cue card that says "Soda" on it.

*inserts a smelly little dwarf*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on June 20, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
The machine spits it back out.

*You insert your cell phone*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on June 26, 2009, 07:58:27 AM
You get a new global phone.


*inserts a laptop that costs half as much as Ygg and is pretty fancy and does like three times as much stuff but has Vista on it (somehting has to be done about that last bit)* (...and no I haven't replaced Ygg yet, but I am considering it)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 27, 2009, 12:00:54 AM
You get Justin Long who plays the Mac in those annoying anti PC commercials.

*inserts a pair of oversized headphones*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 07, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
You get nothing... I took them (my earphones have a frayed wired). :P

*inserts posting rules*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on July 07, 2009, 07:47:18 PM
You get a bunch of web gibberish.

*You insert the Friends Season 5 DVD*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 17, 2009, 04:51:40 PM
You get a bunch of tapes containing fake audience laugh tracks.

*inserts iPod nano*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 17, 2009, 04:59:25 PM
You get an apple.

*inserts a coat hanger*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 20, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
you get fried chicken... these things happen...

*inserts a red light bulb*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 20, 2009, 10:03:58 AM
The machine gives you an error and then starts to dance!

*Inserts the speed of light*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 20, 2009, 04:06:52 PM
You get THE FUTURE!

*inserts Boba Fett*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 20, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
You get feta cheese! XB

*inserts headache*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on July 20, 2009, 08:51:28 PM
You get a bottle of butalbital.

*Inserts a tampon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 21, 2009, 12:42:22 AM
You get a pad.

*inserts soiled top hat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on July 21, 2009, 08:53:29 AM
The machine pulls a soiled rabbit from the hat and hands it to you.

*Tosses in a Pep-O-Mint Lifesaver*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 22, 2009, 06:41:45 AM
You get a genie's bottle! :D

*inserts lyrics*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 22, 2009, 01:55:37 PM
You get a band playing "When The Saints Go Marching In"

*inserts grass sod*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on July 22, 2009, 02:52:45 PM
You get one of those terra cotta pots with long grass in it that peoople get for their cats.

*Inserts a bagel*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 22, 2009, 08:23:17 PM
You get cream cheese.

*inserts ice cream cake*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on July 23, 2009, 07:04:08 AM
You get an upset stomach.

*inserts yet more lyrics*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 24, 2009, 12:40:30 AM
You get a note from PirateKing full of swears for having to do this one last time  XB

*inserts the Vinyl Stickons*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on July 25, 2009, 01:23:32 PM
You get a note in Brail that you don't understand.

*Inserts a roll of toilet paper*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on July 29, 2009, 04:14:08 AM
you get flushed

*insirts a toy rat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on July 29, 2009, 11:57:46 AM
You get a rat toy for your pet rat.

*Flings in a Frisbee*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on July 29, 2009, 12:02:34 PM
You get a dog, which instantly attacks you with slobbering :suffer:

*inserts PirateKingChris*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 29, 2009, 04:43:15 PM
*screams as he's inserted into the machine*
Uh I can't really insert anything, kinda stuck in here....Next!
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on July 29, 2009, 08:18:12 PM
You get a pirated version of King Chris! XD

*inserts car keys*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on August 04, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
The machine locks itself with your keys inside. Knowing that you cannot move your car, it conveniently prints a parking ticket. :bob:

*Inserts an expired coupon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 04, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
The machine finally spits out the real PirateKingChris! :suffer:

*inserts an awesome song*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on August 04, 2009, 03:05:35 PM
You get the lyrics to an Nsync song.  ::)

*Inserts a clean cotton-scented candle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 05, 2009, 01:15:34 AM
You get a tshirt that says, "I put a candle in a vending machine and all I got was this lousy tshirt"

*inserts a lock of hair*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 05, 2009, 04:33:12 AM
You get a wig! ;D

*inserts a zombie*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 05, 2009, 06:22:04 AM
You get Frankenstein's monster. :D

*inserts swimming pool*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Elessar on August 12, 2009, 01:47:48 PM
Out comes a car pool! ;D

*Secretly slides an encrypted note into the machine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on August 12, 2009, 03:15:38 PM
You get the cryptex from The Da Vinci Code that abruptly ruins the message due to the vinegar inside spilling all over the vellum since it slammed on the bottom of the pop machine.  :stars:

*Inserts an episode of General Hospital.*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on August 16, 2009, 12:48:32 AM
you get theme hospital (old computer game)

*inserts teabag*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 16, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
The machine offers you a nice cup of tea 8)

*inserts a little pony*



Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 17, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
You get back a pegasus/unicorn.

*inserts a salamander*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 17, 2009, 02:21:32 PM
You get a gecko.

*inserts a boot filled with wine*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 17, 2009, 08:01:29 PM
You get a "dutty wine". :jafar:

*inserts an itchy mosquito bite*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on August 17, 2009, 08:20:26 PM
you get theme hospital (old computer game)
I remember Theme Hospital.  I kicked butt at that game. :yes:

(Posted on: August 17, 2009, 07:19:32 PM)


You get a bottle of "OFF" spray.

*Inserts a computer virus*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on August 18, 2009, 12:56:38 AM
You get a broken magic soda machine
 >:(
Look what you've done.

*Inserts mechanic
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 18, 2009, 06:45:21 AM
You get an army of miniature mechanics marching out of the machine.

*inserts a shepherd's pie because it happened to be handy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on August 18, 2009, 03:01:57 PM
You get a hungry English mechanic that hops out of the machine and says, "How dare you! I'm a vegetarian!"

*Inserts a carrot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 18, 2009, 10:48:49 PM
You get Bugs Bunny.

*inserts Yosemite Sam's guns*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on August 18, 2009, 11:57:32 PM
You get an anti gun law. :P

*inserts the best thing in the world, whatever it may be*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on August 19, 2009, 10:20:30 AM
You get a jack in a box (like the thing you use to hold up a car, in a cardboard box... the box still has a crank on it though :P)

*inserts things that did gyre and gimble in the wabe*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on August 19, 2009, 03:10:52 PM
You get a toilet seat.  It happens.

*Inserts a diamond*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on August 19, 2009, 08:14:54 PM
You get a lump of coal.

*inserts a thunderstorm*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 19, 2009, 10:35:39 PM
You get lightning. Hope your hair didn't get singed.

*inserts an onion ring*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on August 20, 2009, 07:43:03 PM
You get a platinum engagement ring.  (Jeez, what is it about me and diamonds lately?)

*Inserts a Pepsi*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Deloria on August 23, 2009, 09:01:51 AM
You get a platinum engagement ring.  (Jeez, what is it about me and diamonds lately?)

*Inserts a Pepsi*
Unless they're blue diamonds, they're not worth the fuss. :P

*inserts a magical screenshot* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 03, 2009, 08:02:58 AM
You get back a magical book... unfortunately, it's just a manual on how to take screenshots... but the pages do literally, physically, magically turn themselves. :P

*inserts a toothbrush that fell on the floor*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 03, 2009, 02:51:39 PM
You get grimy teeth.

*inserts bottle of pills*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on September 03, 2009, 07:33:32 PM
You get a headache.  Ugh, it's a bad one...a fierce migraine that nauseates you and makes you reach for the nearest shopping bag to barf in...

*Inserts a yappy chihuahua*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 04, 2009, 12:36:23 PM
You get a dapper uh... uh... hmm... my brain seems to have stalled out mid noun phrase... how awkward... dapper dachsund... though I don't think that's where I was going...

*inserts hijinx*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 04, 2009, 05:24:15 PM
You get some punk kids.

*inserts spinal cord*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on September 04, 2009, 10:53:52 PM
You get Dr. Cadaver.

*Inserts a jeweled tiara*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 08, 2009, 01:48:33 PM
You get Valanice...

hrmm... must not have been a sapphire and diamond tiara... because that accomplishes nothing... :P

*inserts an adventurer's cap* We should reunite the family after all. :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on September 08, 2009, 08:47:06 PM
Of course you get King Graham!!

*Inserts a royal insignia ring*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: snabbott on September 09, 2009, 07:43:14 AM
You were expecting to get Alexander, but you get Hakim instead!

*inserts mechanical nightingale*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 11, 2009, 10:44:20 AM
You get Cassima.

*inserts all of Daventry*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on September 11, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
You get Castle Daventry in a bottle.

*Shoves Edgar in there*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 22, 2009, 03:56:52 AM
O no, "Conner of daventry" comes out of the machine

*inserts repair disk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 22, 2009, 04:09:11 AM
You get a repair guy

*inserts a turret*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on September 22, 2009, 10:39:40 AM
You get a flag in Daventry's livery.

*Inserts a delightfully spoiled egg*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on September 23, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
You get a spellbook that uses wacky ingredients.

*inserts a telephone*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on September 24, 2009, 01:44:22 AM
You get a telephone pole! :D

*inserts a rubber ducky*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on September 24, 2009, 09:41:52 AM
You get Mr. Bubble.  Not just his product, but HIM, in the flesh.

*Inserts a glass of cranberry juice*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 09, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
You get a bladder infection. You should have DRANK that glass :P

*inserts Phoenix*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on October 12, 2009, 11:04:28 AM
You get Arizona.

*inserts the Arizona state quarter*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on October 12, 2009, 07:04:53 PM
You get 25 pennies.

*Inserts a bunch of bananas*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 15, 2009, 05:15:08 PM
You get a pack of rabid howler monkeys.

*inserts Richard Nixon's head*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on October 15, 2009, 06:41:26 PM
FEAR ROBOT-NIXON!

*inserts Morbo the News Monster*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on October 15, 2009, 09:00:17 PM
You get a whole stack of dusty old newspaper.

*Inserts a sack of potatoes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 15, 2009, 11:19:07 PM
You get a pleased Irishman.

*inserts Michael Palin*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on October 16, 2009, 09:37:29 AM
You get a mounted deer head.

*Inserts a stopwatch*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on October 30, 2009, 10:09:10 PM
You get a pair of running shorts.

*inserts copy of Harry Potter 7*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on October 31, 2009, 04:30:06 AM
*The machine is suddenly wearing the sorting hat*

Gryffindor!!


*inserts Hermione Granger*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on October 31, 2009, 01:06:23 PM
You get a wig of bushy hair and false teeth with extra-long front teeth.

*Inserts a jack o' lantern*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on October 31, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
You get Pumpkin Jack.

*inserts a wolf*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on October 31, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts candy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on November 01, 2009, 11:28:34 AM
You get a bunch of rotten baby teeth.

*Inserts a faded green sweatshirt*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on November 01, 2009, 03:24:41 PM
You get Shaggy.

*inserts Scooby-Doo*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 01, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
You get some moldy Scooby snacks.

*inserts skeleton tshirt*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on November 01, 2009, 05:50:49 PM
You get a tube of glow-in-the-dark paint, which you use on said T-shirt to make it all glowy and spooky.

*Inserts a calendar*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 01, 2009, 11:00:47 PM
(but it already glows in the dark  ;D)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on November 02, 2009, 07:19:27 AM
You get a bonus week.

*inserts a box of candy bars*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 11, 2009, 06:25:51 AM
The machine gets fat!

*inserts Yonkey wearing a tutu into the machine* :suffer:

Are we really brave enough to know what the machine will give us for that?  :o
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on November 11, 2009, 10:41:03 PM
You get a pink leotard with Yonkey's avatar on it.

*Inserts a digital clock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: icarus on November 13, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
you get an analog clock

*inserst left overs from dinner*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on November 13, 2009, 12:45:21 PM
You get a digital clock??

*inserts gears and stuff*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 13, 2009, 01:54:08 PM
You get the Clockwork Nirvana of Mechanus!

*inserts dirty dishes*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on November 13, 2009, 09:41:07 PM
You get Suzie in an apron cleaning them! :P

*inserts blanket*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on November 13, 2009, 11:09:37 PM
You get a newborn baby tightly swaddled in said blanket.  Congratulations, Yonkey, you're the proud new papa of a daughter, baby Cassima Valanice!

*Inserts a tuft of golden retriever hair*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on November 14, 2009, 07:20:54 AM
The machine turns you into a golden retriever / human hybrid. :o

*Inserts the castle Camelot*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: tessspoon on February 25, 2010, 08:56:48 AM
You get King Arthur!

*inserts drop of the purest water possible*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 25, 2010, 10:59:40 AM
You get a drop of crud in it... now it's no good any more.  :-\


*inserts a flaming tooth*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on February 25, 2010, 11:19:54 AM
You get an enormous dragon!

*inserts purple crayon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 25, 2010, 05:38:42 PM
You get a mostly bald little lad named Harold. (Incidentally, that is my older sister's favorite childhood book)

*inserts an entire meatloaf*

Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Suzie on February 25, 2010, 05:40:21 PM
You get Bonnie Tyler..

*inserts the funniest thing in the whole universe* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on February 25, 2010, 08:50:57 PM
You get a picture of a one-legged puppy named Li'l Brudder.  Not so funny anymore! ;)

(http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/lil_brudder.gif)

*inserts a rocket ship*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 25, 2010, 11:20:09 PM
You get Daniel Johnston.

*inserts The Cheat*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on February 25, 2010, 11:38:31 PM
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.  (You get a stack of Spark Notes.)

*inserts the Olympics*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 26, 2010, 07:38:11 AM
You get indifference.


*inserts wearing a bluetooth headset so you can talk to yourself without ppl thinking you're weird* (I discussed this with a friend recently)
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on February 26, 2010, 03:09:46 PM
You get an old school rotary phone. (Well, hey, if you didn't want the bluetooth....)

*inserts a CheezIt*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 26, 2010, 07:27:15 PM
The machine gives an audible "YUM!" and rewards you with a grilled cheese sandwich.

*inserts two macadamia nuts*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on February 27, 2010, 11:33:29 AM
You receive two macadamia trees.

*inserts water bottle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on February 27, 2010, 03:35:59 PM
You get the Pacific Ocean.


*inserts lava*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on February 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
You get toasted marshmallows.

*inserts a little black dress*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on February 27, 2010, 10:27:26 PM
You get a little black book full of numbers!

*inserts yogurt*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 27, 2010, 09:06:24 AM
You get Yo-play-doh. :P

*inserts a collection of random internetisms*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on March 27, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
You get a page of printed emoticons.

*inserts an "M" key for B'rrr*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on March 29, 2010, 12:34:42 AM
You get an apostrophe key. Looks like he's doomed. :(

*inserts funk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on March 31, 2010, 03:28:54 PM
You get groove.

*inserts Babylon 5*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 04, 2010, 01:46:02 AM
You get a bunch of 'inbari raiding your liquer cabinet!

*inserts TSL De'o*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 04, 2010, 11:34:01 AM
You get a C&D.

*inserts litigation*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 04, 2010, 01:10:24 PM
You get our online petition.

*Inserts a coffee can*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 04, 2010, 01:28:21 PM
You get a filled(with tea) teapot! \o/

*inserts cold feet*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 04, 2010, 01:29:23 PM
You get warm woolen socks.

*Inserts Dobby the house elf*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on April 05, 2010, 10:44:18 AM
You get a broken arm. :o

*inserts Moses*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 05, 2010, 03:06:00 PM
You get a woven basket.

*Inserts a 1994 laptop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 05, 2010, 03:10:43 PM
You get a bag of spare parts and a flyer of a nearby co'putershop.

*inserts pillow*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 06, 2010, 07:01:56 AM
You get feathers.


*inserts Jave code*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 06, 2010, 02:59:49 PM
You get a latte with number-shaped marshmallows floating around in it.

*Inserts a ponytail*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on April 06, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
You get an 80's mullet. :P

*inserts Activision*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 06, 2010, 11:19:34 PM
You get a bag of crap  :X

*inserts a soda*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on April 07, 2010, 12:14:35 AM
You get bubbles!

*inserts F.Y.E (the store)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 23, 2010, 12:38:30 PM
You get a card saying "Please don't insert things the size of a store."

*inserts Australia*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 23, 2010, 12:52:49 PM
You get a glowing woman!   :o

*inserts golden slippers*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on April 23, 2010, 02:33:21 PM
You get...a magic bean!

*inserts Glee*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 23, 2010, 05:46:42 PM
You get Pain.

*inserts a cough drop*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 24, 2010, 01:52:58 AM
Ohh, first time I saw the english word 'drop' used that way  :o Drop is a dutch word as well, meaning licorice, and makes much more sense in combination with the word coughing  ::)

Aaaanyways, you get a bag of Anta-Flu

(http://webdagboek.punt.nl/upload/200502/anta-flu-kl.jpg)'

*inserts left sock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on April 25, 2010, 01:42:16 PM
*you get.... nothing. Where did it go ??? *

*inserts empty Pepsi bottle*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 25, 2010, 01:52:47 PM
you get a quarter.

*bashes sodamachine* gimme back my left sock!

*inserts right sock*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 26, 2010, 06:16:07 PM
You get the left sock... uhm... but you don't have the right sock now...

*inserts fabric softener*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 26, 2010, 06:44:17 PM
You get static.

*inserts scissors*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 27, 2010, 12:26:51 AM
You cut your finger while trying to insert the siccors.

*inserts teaspoon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 27, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
You get a tablespoon.


*inserts conservation of mass-energy*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on April 27, 2010, 04:31:44 PM
You get a :suffer:

*inserts XD*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 27, 2010, 06:19:32 PM
You get a letter X and a letter D.

*inserts math textbook*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 27, 2010, 07:25:55 PM
You get DiffEq.


*inserts the movie Delirious*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on April 27, 2010, 09:54:26 PM
you get a fever!

*inserts 5hr traintrip*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on April 28, 2010, 05:44:29 PM
You get car sick. 

*inserts an asterisk*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on April 29, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
*gets an asterisk*

*inserts a bang (!)*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: crayauchtin on May 01, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
You get a brand new universe! (Must've been a pretty large bang. :P)

*inserts eye of newt*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Yonkey on May 01, 2010, 05:51:56 AM
You get Isaac Newton's eyeball! XB

*inserts Burger King coupon*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Haids1987 on May 01, 2010, 02:29:53 PM
You get a dozen lightbulbs.  It happens. *Shrug*

*inserts a toilet plunger*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on May 01, 2010, 03:07:45 PM
You get a.... RESTROOMGREMLINWHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*inserts nail siccors*
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: Delling on May 02, 2010, 10:02:46 AM
You get scissors... I think.


*inserts the euro* :P
Title: Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
Post by: B'rrr on June 15, 2010, 05:33:22 PM
You get my right sock I inserted a month and a half ago, do wash it before you return it to me please!

*inserts gym pass*