Here's a game I saw on the Paint.Net forums that I've been meaning to start here for a while.
One person states a wish; the following person corrupts it and makes a wish.
Ex:
Person 1: I wish I had an icecream cone.
Person 2: Poof! You get your ice cream cone, but it tastes like spinach.
I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 3- Ta-da! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
I wish I could be a faster runner.
I'll start:
I wish my package would get here.
Sounds like a good game, Tessy!
Poof! Your package arrives...but it's empty!
I wish dinner were ready now...
Ta-da! Your dinner is now ready, but someone else ate it before you could get there.
I wish I had something refreshing to drink...
Wahhzam! You get a drink, but you slip and spill it all.
I wish my book was in my room instead of in my car.
Kazow! Your car falls through the ceiling into your room.
I wish there was something good on TV before 8 o'clock.
*pops out of the TV at 7:30*
Ahh, freedom at last! Now YOU spend the next timeslot on ABC! :suffer:
*poofs PKC into the TV*
Oh, and...granted, but it's your least favorite episode...and now you have to live through it! :P
I wish those scissors would stop staring at me.
*the scissors stop staring at you. instead the needles do that :P*
I whish I look a few years older
Kapoof! Your hair turns gray and you grow a long white beard.
I wish I hadn't messed up my sleeping hours...
Shazzam! You turn into Sleeping Beauty! :o
I wish I could have a slice of that cake now rather than later...
POW! A giant cake comes out of nowhere and eats you! :o
I wish the weather was better
Wazop! It starts to snow....and never stops.
I wish my body didn't ache...
Your body no longer aches, but you can't feel anything either. :P
I wish you people would start using the subjunctive mood correctly... ;P
Blammo! You get told in an imperative/eventive/negative mood that it'll probably never happen. XB
I wish we had long weekends more often...
Zam! Fridays get permanently added to the weekend....but an extra day appears in the week between Wednesday and Thursday called Glupesday.
I wish I had some Taco Bell food right now...
You get the Taco Bell... however, you find yourself buried under burritos and tacos and running out of air...
I was going to wish that my psych paper was done... BUT... I wish this election were over... there spoil that...
poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.
I wish I have conquered the world.
(always wanted to be the boss of the world):P
POW! You conquer the world but then space-aliens blow up the planet.
I wish I had a pepsi right now
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2008, 02:39:02 AM
poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.
Really!? Can I be the dictator!? :D :sneaky:PING! You get a pepsi... but it's flat. :(
I wish I didn't have hwk to do for tomorrow.
Zoosh! You no longer have homework to do tomorrow, but instead get never-ending housework! It must have gotten confused over "hwk". :P
I wish the weather gets warmer.
WHAM! The weather gets warmer but the temperature never stops rising!
I wish I had some candy
PLOOM! You get Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but they also have licorice inside :X
I wish I could hear properly again...
POOF! You can hear nothing but the word "properly" repeated over and over...
I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
Frizzle! You don't have to work, but you're forced to babysit the little girl next door for the next three days, who perpetually plays 'house' with you, and makes you the servant.
Clean the house!
I wish that I could get XP to install on my new laptop...
CROMP! You get XP to install perfectly...but all your other files vanish!
I wish I could get some Wendy's tomorrow...
Swoosh! You get a surprise visit from your Aunt Wendy! :P
I wish the thing I'm waiting for arrives in the mail soon...
Poof! You get your thing, but it's been crushed into 16 pieces, and half of the pieces are covered in green paint.
I wish that I had a Wii...
POIT! You feel a strong urge to run into the bathroom...
I wish I didn't have heartburn...
ZORT! You no longer have heartburn, but everything else hurts.
I wish Pinky and the Brain were still on.
Qwasam! They're back on.... your bed. And now the Brain has taken over your room, and Pinky is nibbling holes in your socks and chewing through all your electronics' cords. To top it all off, he never stops shouting "Brainstem!" at the top of his voice. :stars:
I wish that my house had a secret passage...
Zoink! Your house is now full of secret passages but the door to the room you're in disappears....Now if you could only FIND one of those passages...
I wish I didn't feel depressed, especially because it's Halloween...
Narf!
You are no longer depressed but are now deeply insane, though manic, and believe that the sky is a blueberry sorbet and that you're a pirate king.
I wish my eyes didn't look cross-eyed in the passport photo that they took yesterday when I submitted my application.
Ding!
You don't look cross-eyed anymore, but everybody else in the world does, so you look abnormal!
I wish I were still on vacation.
Crump! You're transformed into Herman Toothrot, forever on a tropical island on people's discs/CDs of Monkey Island games.
I wish I already had Bender's Game.
Poof, the game appears in your hands.
Suddenly you hear a loud bang on the door and it flies into your room.
some officers of the police came to arrest you for have-ing an illigal copy.
I wish for world peace.
Let's see If you wish to spoil that. :suffer:
(Let the suffering begin.)
Bling! Ok - there's world peace! Unfortunately, it's not THIS world. :no:
I wish we could skip winter. :stabs:
BOOM! You get no winter but instead get summers that are twice as hot! :o
I wish I weren't feeling so stressed
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2008, 06:04:17 AM
Poof, the game appears in your hands.
Bender's Game is a movie :P And I got it yesterday, woo!
PLAP! You heart slows to a crawl and you pass out.
I wish I hadn't gotten a cold...
Bing! You didn't get a cold, but now you feel too warm all the time.
I wish we'd gotten to the Sierra era of video game history in the video we watched in Game Programming class today...
Vroom! Actually, you DID get to the Sierra era; you just can't remember it! :suffer:
I wish it were the weekend.
in case of a working person:
poof and it's weekend, but still have to work for your boss as the shop/office needs to be open.
In case of a student:
Poof and it's weekend, but the teachers surprised you whit more homework than ever meaning you need to work the whole weekend on that.
Let's make it a hard one.
I wish blackbeard was back alive.
Yeah, let the pirates rule the world.:P
Morf! Pirates come to our time and rule the world....Unfortunately, you're sent back in time to when pirates used to be, but because they're in OUR time, you don't see them
I wish I didn't feel so lazy...
Shazam! You don't feel lazy anymore, but you're REALLY, REALLY hyper and restless!
I wish my cat hadn't scratched my lip :P
Poof! The scratch on your lip is now gone, but there seems to be cat scratches everywhere else!
I wish time would fly by more quickly...
POOF! your time flies by VERY quickly, and you're now 200 years old.
I wish I had a hamburger for lunch
Smosh! A giant hamburger lands on your house.
I wish I had a pizza for lunch...
POW! You get a pizza, but it eats You. :o
I wish I had some candy
Whoosh! You now have lots of candy. Unfourtunately, it's wrapped so well that you can't get to any of it!
I wish it were Friday. :P
GLAM! It's now Friday, but Friday has replaced Monday as the first day of the week.
I wish my buddy didn't need a ride this evening...
Shroom! Your buddy no longer needs a ride... he now has his own horse!
I wish it wasn't so dark outside by the time I finish work...
WHAM! It's no longer dark outside when you finish work... but it never gets dark again! XD
I wish it was Christmas already
HO HO HO! It's Christmas but you get nothing!
I wish I didn't have to grade page 4 of the test I'm proctoring today.
FOOZLE! You don't have to grade page 4, but you have to grade 3,872 other pages.
I wish I could buy Season 7 of Scrubs tonight...
Pow! You buy it, but when you get it home it's so scratched your dvd player can't read it. :(
I wish I didn't have to go talk to one of the math professors about what I'm going to research next semester. :-\
Poof, you get a letter from the school saying that you have been banned from school forever. :o
I wish I had a clone. :P
Pow! You get a cut-out billboard of yourself. :P
I wish it would stop raining...
It stops raining... and begins hailing.
*wishes that the page of the test that he has to grade was graded*
SHAZAM!!!!!!! The page was graded, but there are sstill 1000,000 more left to grade!
I wish I had time to read Brisingr
Quote from: atec123 on November 13, 2008, 08:06:47 AM
I wish I had time to read Brisingr
Me too. :P
WAP! You have time to read Brisingr, but you no longer have time to post. :(
I wish Gamestop or Best Buy opened earlier than 10 AM...
FLAN! They're now open for five minutes between 3:47 AM and 3:52 AM, but close again till 10 AM.
I wish I had a PS3...
POOF! You get a PS3, but your TV(s) all break!
EDIT (forgot to wish)**I wish it was Saturday morning, not Thursday night...**
psst...don't forget to add on your wish
PSST... I edited my other post.
Zoof! It was Saturday morning... 5 days ago. :suffer:
I wish things weren't so crazy at work...
Glorz! People and things get so normal at work that it drives you totally insane!
I wish I could stop smoking black and milds...
MOOF: You quit smoking but then you catch on fire! :o
I wish I could go to Fomalhaut B (Extrasolar planet)
KAPOW! Ok - you're at Fomalhaut - but it's just the building I work in. (Seriously! We have Andromeda, Borealis, Cassiopeia, Deneb, Endor (a tree house), Fomalhaut, and Ganymede!)
I wish my presentation were over with.
REAP! You awaken to find yourself having just completed your presentation....nude.
I wish I knew when Venture Bros Season 3 would be available...
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 14, 2008, 02:20:48 PM
REAP! You awaken to find yourself having just completed your presentation....nude.
D'oh!! ;]
Pow! You now know when it'll be available... which is never.
I wish I knew more about Visual Basic.
NARF! You now know more about Visual Basic, but you don't know anything about any other programming languages and nobody's using VB anymore!
I wish my work were done already.
Bloop! Your work is now done, but you forgot to save, and your computer just crashed.
I wish today flies by pretty quick.
WAP! The day goes by in what feels like a second, but so does the next 10 years.
I wish I didn't have to go to this "find a mentor for your research project" meeting today.
WHAM! You don't have to go, instead you have to go to another meeting that takes the rest of your life :suffer:
I wish I could solve every mystery :P
You can now, but you can't stop, and you discover illegal things and go to jail.
*I wish I didn't get tired so fast.*
Quote from: tessspoon on November 20, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
Pow! You now know when it'll be available... which is never.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Kloing! You get insomnia and never sleep again.
I wish I had a taco...
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 21, 2008, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on November 20, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
Pow! You now know when it'll be available... which is never.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
XD
Klank! You get a taco, but it's a plastic toy version.
I wish I could get this song out of my head...
Shamu! The song is now out of your head, only to be replaced by "It's a Small World After All" instead!
I wish I could feel more rested...
WHAM! You feel SO rested that you get really hyper and accidentally break your computer!
I wish I was good at paint.net....
SPLAT! You become phenomenal at it....by 2023 when it's very obsolete.
I wish I had a superpower...
BLURR! You get a superpower.. but it's this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_fall_off_boy :suffer:
I wish I could predict the future
ZORT! Ok. You now have the ability to predict 1 nanosecond into the future!
I wish the clock would be quiet!
No it's so quiet you forgot where it is
i wish to have 1728356 posts on the forum
WHAP! You get 1728356 posts, but then you die. :P
*wish I had a iPhone...*
Fjørd! You have an iPhone, but it doesn't work!
I wish my head didn't hurt.
WHAP! You're head does not hurt now, but it will start again in 2 minutes :suffer:
*I wish I had some more money*
WOOP! You win the lottery but then you get robbed! :suffer:
I wish the sky was clear tonight
FWAP! The sky is clear of clouds, but also clear of all the stars :o
I wish my sister wasn't on our World of Warcraft account right now.
SHIBANG! she isn't on the account, but now she is deleting your files.
I wish could know anything
Ka-ching! You now know exactly 1 thing. XB
I wish the snow would melt...
FLOOSH! The snow melts but then it gets really cold again so everything is covered in ice.
I wish I had more money...
FLOP! Ok, you have lots of money now, but it's Monopoly money.
I wish weekends didn't go by so fast.
CRISH! They go by faster, but now they only occur once a month.
I wish it was January already. :P
Poof and yes, it's January, but the month last that many day's that are still left for it to become February.
I wish it snowed and the snow stay till spring.
WHAP! Ok - you now live in Antarctica! ;D
I wish I had some chocolate.
K-PLOOSH! You have tons of chocolate hovering around you that keeps going out of reach!
*I wish I was better at Mario Kart DS*
POW! You're now a master at Mario Kart. Unfortunately, you've yet to master paying the electric bill, and no longer have electricity.
I wish things go smoothly this week at work...
Jorp! Everything is your office becomes so impossibly smooth you can't even get a grip on anything to hold onto it.
I wish I wasn't alone, romantically...
POOF medusa came and aksed you for a date, but unfortunately her stoning gaze turned you into stone so she placed you next to her other dates who turned into stone by her gaze.
I wish I had a ship here on antrtica
revers to this granted wish I did before:
Quote from: snabbott on November 23, 2008, 03:29:53 PM
WHAP! Ok - you now live in Antarctica! ;D
POW! You have a ship, but it's stuck in the ice.
I wish I had Chinese for dinner tonight.
WOOP, you have Chinese for dinner, but it's an actual Chinese person! :suffer:
I wish I was in a steady relationship :P
SPLORT! You're in a steady relationship, but she's ultra-clingy and has to know what you're doing and with whom every second of every day!
I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:30 on Thanksgiving. :sleepy:
Poof! It turns out your alarm clock is 2 minutes fast, so instead of getting up at 5:30, you're now getting up at 5:28! :P
I wish I knew who tried to impersonate me at the bank last week...
(First of all, yipe, that's disturbing Yonkey!)
GLOOF! It turns out you lost your mind briefly and it was YOU impersonating you.
Edit: OOPS, I posted a question! Wrong thread XB In that case: I wish I wouldn't have brainfarts and post the wrong things in threads...
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 24, 2008, 01:45:08 PM
Which meal do you prefer, Thanksgiving dinner or Xmas dinner?
Did you mean to post that in the question thread??? There's no wish to corrupt.
WOOZ! You no longer post things in the wrong threads, but you can't post at all anymore!
I wish my computer wouldn't be stupid
GLOORSH! your computer is now so smart that it takes over the world!
I wish I could be a beta tester...
QWERTY! Ok, you can be a beta tester, but not until the game is released - and you get the old, buggy version instead of the released version! :suffer:
I wish it were Thursday already!
SNROP! It is Thursday now, but only because Tuesdays have become Thursdays and Thursdays have become Tuesdays.
I wish transporters would be invented...
ding-a-ling-a-ling... teleporters are invented but you experience the annihilation of every single particle of yourself at your point of origin as an excruciating wave of pain moving over what's left of your body after each wave... this is multiplied by an astronomically large number... and then you get to go through all of this again as you are reconstructed at your destination...
EDIT:
Oh, right... I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish. :P
You forgot to make a wish, Delling! ::)
SHABAM! I don't corrupt your wish, but then Snabbot does :P
Wish I had a good laptop...
TSL! You have a good laptop, but it's not a computer; it's just the top of your lap! XD
I wish for more wishes!
KABOOM! You are now granted with 1/0 more wishes- you just crashed the genie, and have now lost all your wishes.
I wish this telemarketer would finally realize that my name is not Sean, and stop trying to call my phone!
POW! The telemarketeer now thinks your name is Alastair and calls you at work constantly!
I wish the dude I like would reply to my email.
YAMM. He replies to your email but your spam filter accidentally deletes it! :suffer:
I wish I knew what to do
SPLORT! You know what to do, but it's too late to do it!
I wish our dishwasher weren't leaking again.
KLABROOM! It isn't leaking, but all the water that would have leaked floods it.
I wish i was always happy.
MOOF! You're always happy but everyone else are always sad! :suffer:
I wish I had a slinky!
*reminds himself to check his email*
STORK! You receive a completely straightened slinky, complements of Egon.
I wish it would snow tonight...
TWANG! It snows tonight, but it all melts before you get up in the morning!
I wish I were a programmer!
BLAMMO! You're now a programmer... the only person in your household who can reliably program the VCR. :P
I wish this iTunes update would finish installing already...
BLAM! The update finishes installing, but then your computer crashes! :o
I wish I didn't have to do stuff today
CIDER! You don't have to do anything today - because you are in a coma! :o And you still have to do everything when you come out of the coma! :suffer:
I wish I could go back to bed now.
GLORF! You could go back to bed now, if your bed weren't engulfed in flames as we speak.
I wish I wasn't lonely...
YORP! You're no longer lonely, but your company won't leave you alone again! :suffer:
I wish I had plans for today
ZOOMBA! You now have plans to make plans for today.
I wish the weather was less rainy...
DOOM! No more rain but now it's hailing!
I kinda wish I could skip today and tomorrow....
Quote from: PirateKingChris on November 28, 2008, 09:15:18 AM
I kinda wish I could skip today and tomorrow....
I know that feeling!
GLOOSH! You can, but you also skip the next year!
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes...
ZARP. People stop corrupting your wishes, but they also stop responding completely. :suffer:
I wish I had more money
POOF! You now have a lot of money, but you're not allowed to spend any of it!
I wish I would know how the dude I like felt about me
Umm... I can't bear to corrupt that wish. :-X
POW! You now know how he feels about you. All you had to do was ask.
I wish this flight would arrive sooner...
HULP! It has already arrived, and you miss it.
I wish i had a million $s to spend.
BROKE! You have a million dollars to spend but it's Confederate bills.
I wish my Xmas shopping was already done...
It was done, last year.
I wish I knew what is to become of me. :P
BLAT! You learn that you will become the world's foremost linguistics expert! Unfortunately, you get amnesia five minutes later.
I wish my head didn't still hurt.
KABLOM! Your head explodes, leaving no pain to worry about.
I wish I owned all of Cowboy Bebop on DVD, instead of just the first 3 DVDs and the movie...
POW! You now own all of Cowboy Bebop on DVD, but it's PAL, and your DVDplayer only reads NTSC. And your computer doesn't work for mysterious reasons :P
I wish I wouldn't have to make this stupid school essay
BLAM! You no longer have to make the essay, but instead your next essay has to be twice as long!
I wish I was already done making the dinner for tonight XD
KERSPLAT! You're done making dinner, but you're not feeling well enough to eat it.
I'm going to agree with Deloria and wish that people would use the subjunctive mood correctly.
BANG! Everyone now does that, but that's the only thing they use correctly :D
I wish my tattoo would stop itching!
Pow, your tatto disapears, i wish i could find a pair of scissors (for coursework ofcourse, incase anyone got any ideas).
WHAP! You find a pair of scissors, but they're so dull you can't use them to cut anything.
I wish I could figure out this programming bug in my game.
ZUIT! You find a bug, but it causes 39 more bugs to pop up.
I wish time didn't fly by so quickly...
DZSHHOOM! Time now goes so slow, that the equivalent to a day, is now a second :P
I wish I coud drive..
FWAM! You can now drive... a golf cart.
I wish my watch didn't need a new battery...
KERBLAM! Your watch now has a new battery, but the wristband is broken so it never stays on your arm.
I wish it doesn't rain tomorrow, like it did all day today...
SOAK! It doesn't rain, but it becomes so foggy no one can leave their houses.
I wish it was a bit later...
BANG! It's now July 23rd 2034.
I wish it was sunny outside.
POOF! It's now sunny but it's so hot that you can't go outside :suffer:
I wish I had candy
CLOP! A pile of half melted Skittles and peanut butter cups which have mixed together falls on you.
I wish I had some Mcdonald's fries...
VROOM! You have some McDonalds fries, but they're cold and soggy. :X
I wish the snow would go away!
WHIM! The snow goes away, but returns again the following night.
I wish I had some ice water...
SHROOM! You now have ice water, but the water was originally so hot that it's really just room temperature.
I wish I didn't have to leave tomorrow...
GLAM! You don't have to, you have to leave RIGHT NOW!
I wish I'd been in the mood to watch Prince Caspian earlier...
GORF! You were in the mood to watch it earlier, but by then it hadn't hit theaters yet! :suffer:
I wish I had absolute power :P
SPLORSH! You have absolute power but an itty bitty living space! (A genie's lamp) :suffer:
I wish I could teleport instantly to wherever I'm going.
BANG! You teleported, but you didn't notice the fly inside the teleporter :o
I wish I knew what people thought
POW! You now know what everyone around you is thinking... but you can no longer hear your own thoughts!
I wish Christmas would get here sooner.
SWAPS! Christmas is tomorrow, but you don't get anything you want!
I wish I didn't have a test in class today...
MARP! You don't have any tests today but instead have 10 tomorrow! XD
I wish my computer would behave
FLOP! Your computer comes to life and acts like a dog, but when it goes to sit, it sits too hard and breaks!
I wish more shows I like would be on TV tonight...
Yoip, the very best episodes of your favourite t.v programs are on tonight, but your t.v explodes just as you turn it on.
In wish it was the weekend.
KLEEMB! It is now Sunday night at 11:59.
I wish there was world peace.
GLAMMOSHKA! Tthere's world peacce for 0.0000142 seconds
I wish that I could afford 3ds max.
FWAP! You can now afford it, but it won't install once you buy it.
I wish I was back at my apartment already. :P
xyzzy! You're at your apartment, but it's time to leave again!
I wish my wife were home.
WARP! Your wife is now home but doesn't want to be disturbed.
I wish I could shed a few pounds before the holidays start...
PLOOF! Your feet disappear.
I wish I had some hot chocolate, white hot chocolate...
ZORP! You now have white hot chocolate, but you just spilled it on the floor.
I wish I could eat anything without gaining weight.
SHAPOW! No matter how much you eat, you LOSE weight, until you waste away to nothing. :o :(
I wish it weren't almost time to leave for work.
POW! It's no longer almost time for work, but you get frozen in time instead! :suffer:
I wish I had something good to eat
kerandomnoisewhichhasnorelativetytomagic, your favourite food appears right in front of you, but its 20 years expired.
I wish i had no coursework
BLEMP! You have no coursework, but your house instantly becomes dirty thus you have housework.
I wish it wouldn't get dark so early...
YORP! It doesn't get dark so early.. in fact it doesn't ever get dark again :suffer:
I wish life could be simple XD
BANG! Life is now simple, but very very very boring.
I wish my order would arrive :D
whimper You're order arrives... however, the company you ordered from got it wrong! :(
*wishes he was done with his paper*
GARF! You get done with your paper but then it spontaniously bursts into flames!
I wish drunk people outside would stop yelling
BWACK! They stop yelling, and start Singing really annoying music REALLY LOUD!
I wish I could make a funny flash animation.
POW! You've now made the word "funny" animate back and forth in Flash.
I wish the oil change doesn't take too long...
FROP! Your oil change doesn't take very long but they find other things that need repair which take a whole month! :o
I wish for more wishes XD
PING! You get more wishes, but they now fail even more horribly.
I wish I had 10th Kingdom here at the apartment so I could watch it. :P
ZORK! The 10th Kingdom itself falls onto your apartment building crushing it.
I wish I didn't need a shower (it's too cold!)
ZAM! You no longer need a shower, but everyone else around you really does! :X
I wish the person I'm meeting in an hour actually shows up on time...
GORF! The person shows up on time but then has to rush out again. :suffer:
I wish I had been alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth :D
SWALK! You were alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth, but cause the time-space continuum to explode, cause then how could you have written the post to make you wish as there were no computers back then? ::)
I wish this physics lab portfolio was done...
GLAM! It's done... poorly... but it's done... seriously it looks like a five year old took some crayons to your portfolio...
I wish my research paper were done...
WOOT! Your research paper is now done! Unfortunately, the dog just ate it since you forgot to feed him while writing it up. ::)
I wish there won't be any snow tomorrow...
SWAP! There isn't any tomorrow, but the day after it starts snowing and doesn't stop till May.
I wish I weren't so starving in the middle of the night...
GOOP! Your hunger goes away but never returns. :o
I wish I knew everything
BWEWM! You now know everything, but are driven insane by all the really STUPID people around you.
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
GLORM! Your wish disappears as if it was never made
I wish I didn't have to go to Flanders tonight...
GLAMMIERIWEHKABLANG! You don't need to go tonight, but you need to go every night for the next 2 years!
I wish I could afford a good laptop.
FRODO! You can afford a good laptop, but you lose all your software and can't afford to replace it!
I wish I were home.
KOODO! You are now at my house! XD ...I guess you should have specified which home. XB
I wish I can figure out something at work before the Friday deadline...
DOOB! You figure it out before the deadline but it's the wrong thing you figure out! :suffer:
I wish I didn't have to go to work :-\
GLAMF! You don't have to go to work... b/c you're tip-over-when-you-try-to-stand sick. :o
*wishes he would do awesomely on his E&M final*
HORK! You do awesomely well....on an Elf & Monkeys final.
I wish this download would hurry up...
1 nanosecond later:
whoesh, download complete
downloading goes extremly fast
Only uploading takes now forever.
I wish I have a rod.
GORP! You now have a rod but it's not the kind you wanted. :suffer:
I wish I could find what I'm looking for
PING! You now know where to find what you're looking for, but on your way to get it you get amnesia and forget again.
I wish my Crystal Reports was working for the presentation I have to give in the next 45 minutes. ;P
SLOOM! They work but your report is rescheduled for 38 days from now.
I wish someone would buy me Scrubs Season 7 for Xmas...
GLOP! Someone buys you season 7 of Scrubs but it's for Christmas in 5 years :suffer:
I wish the forum had more smileys XD
OMG! Now the forum has more smileys, but they don't work. :suffer:
I wish I was around the forum when KQIX got shut down...
CLOMP! You were here when TSL was shut down, but because you were here, TSL was PERMANENTLY shut down! >:(
I wish.
KAPHOOSHKA! Your wish gets un-wished.
I wish that I feel better...
WHOOSH! You are now better, but you were standing too close to someone still sick, and now you're sick again.
I wish that atec would remember to wait 2 posts before posting...
GREAT! Now, atec waits 2 posts, but he also stops posting altogether. Way to go, Yonkey.
*wishes it were the weekend*
QWERTY!!!!!! It's the weekend, but it goes by so fast, and you accidentally sleep through it and are still tired in the morning!
I wish I could figure out this web hosting service.
Quote from: Yonkey on December 09, 2008, 07:42:06 PM
I wish that atec would remember to wait 2 posts before posting...
Hey, sorry about that.
Ka-zoom! You figure it out, but then it changes. :(
I wish I could get more sleep.
BOiNK, you fall asleep instantly.
Too bad you didn't say for how long, because now you sleep forever.
I wish global warming stopped.
SCOOP! Global warming has now stopped, but global freezing has now begun instead! :o
I wish it wasn't so icy outside...
TROP! It's not icy outside anymore... but is instead icy INSIDE! :suffer:
I wish I had more spare time lately
ROMP! You lose your job, giving you way too much time on your hands.
I wish my beard was already grown in full...
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Your beard is full-grown.............but is made up of bees. And they sting. A lot. :-X
I wish that I knew how to read Japanese...
Quote from: Yonkey on December 10, 2008, 06:45:11 AMSCOOP! Global warming has now stopped, but global freezing has now begun instead! :o
We're back in the 70s! XD
BOOF! You now know how to read Japanese but forget how to read in any other language you know XD
I wish I had a date for today
POW! You now have a date for today: Friday, December 12, 2008. :suffer:
I wish the testing goes well today for the bug I finally fixed yesterday....
CRUM! The bug you performed surgery on, alas, dies...
I wish my hair wouldn't get dirty so fast...
QUOOGOL! Your hair is now so shiny and clean no one can stand to be around you.
I wish I never had to do homework.
WOOP! You don't have to do homework anymore because you get kicked out of school! XD
I wish Santa was real :P
SHOOP! Santa is real, but he doesn't give you anything because you have been naughty.
I wish my work were done.
LUAU! Your work is now done, but not done correctly. You now have to redo it all.
I wish the malls weren't so insane at this time of year...
SNAP! Crazy gets redefined: it now excludes the malls but includes you. :P (The snap was the straightjacket :P)
I wish... I wish I weren't in Dixie :P
FROP! You're no longer in Dixie but instead in the middle of an ocean :suffer:
I wish it would stop raining
BRRRR! The rain changes to ice!
I wish my wife had forgotten to wind the clock (at least the chiming part)!
CLOINK! She forgets to wind the clock but never remembers to do anything ever again.
I wish I had more time and money for shopping for Xmas...
XENA! You now have more time and money to shop, but everything you want is out-of-stock until 2009.
I wish that I will be able to get a good night's sleep tonight...
ZOOT! You are able to get a good night's sleep tonight, but the only person that can give it to you lives on the other side of the world!
I wish my hair would be awesome forever
Quote from: Yonkey on December 14, 2008, 09:00:29 PM
XENA!
XD
DERB! Your hair looks awesome forever but falls off and runs away :suffer:
I wish I had x-ray vision ;D
POIUYTREWQ! You have x ray vision, but you can't see more than 1 foot away!
*I wish I had a better computer*
QUETZALCOATL! You now have a superdupercomputer, but it only knows Japanese and you don't, so you have no idea how to use it!
*I wish chocolate had lots of vitamins and didn't make you fat and still tasted awesome*
GORF! Chocolate now has and does that but every store is out of it! :(
I wish things cost less
DOP! Everything is now cheaper everywhere but it destroys the world's economy.
I wish dinner were ready now...
DING! Dinner's ready! Unfortunately, you had the oven too high and now it's all burnt. :-\
I wish I had taken more sugarplum cookies (they were delicious!)...
ZOINK! You turn into a sugarplum cookie yourself from eating so many. XB
I wish I wasn't bored
PAPAPAAAAM! You're not bored anymore, because you have to make all the exams & essays of everyone on this forum and you also have to do every member's job!
I wish I could just connect my brain to my pc and transfer information fast & easily.
SNIP! Your computer takes all the information from your brain leaving you sitting there staring and drooling.
I wish I didn't have to go out...
GONG! You no longer have to go out but get trapped in your home for a whole year! :suffer:
I wish I could sing XD
TADA! You can now sing ...the alphabet! ;P
I wish I could get the thing I'm working on at work to actually work! :furious:
WHoop, now it works, but it does it the opposite way it should do it.
I wish everyone can use magic.
GOINK! Everyone has the ability to use magic but they use it against you! XD
I wish this month would last longer
D'OH! The world ends on December 31st, so technically the month lasts forever.
I wish I could think of a new song to get...
pow, you now know the nr. 1 song of the world.
Only downside is that it's copyrighted, so you can't make money out of it.
I wish I had a unicorn.
JAM!!! You have a unicorn for 3 seconds, but then it runs away. :suffer:
*I wish I had more time today...*
KABLAM! You now have a lot of time today, but you have no time the coming 5 years!
I wish I could fly
SWOOSH! You can now fly but you don't know how to land. XD
I wish I knew what I'm getting for Christmas
Swoosh, all your presents are known to you, they are all lumbs of coal.
wishes for a horse and an indiana jones outfit.
KLUNG! You get a little toy horse and Indy action figure clothes.
I wish I didn't have to shovel snow :-\
ZOING! You no longer have to shovel snow but get trapped in your house as the snow barricades all the exists. XB
I wish I had a coke
WHOMP! Ok - you have some coke, but it's the wrong kind, and you get arrested! :crugs:
I wish it weren't so cold outside!
POW, it warm outside, but inside it's freezing.
I wish dinner is ready.
DOINK! Dinner is ready but it's your least favourite kind of food! :suffer:
I wish it wasn't so cold outside
W00T! It's no longer so cold outside ...compared to the North Pole! :suffer:
I wish Christmas would arrive quicker... :P
KAPOW! Christmas arrived really fast but left really fast as well, so you didn't even notice it was there!
I wish I could sleep well
SNOOG! You sleep so well you wake up on January 2nd.
I wish I had some cake...
POW! You have some cake but someone steals it and eats it before you have a chance to! XD
I wish things could be simple ::)
JOOMLA! Everything is so simple that it drives everyone more insane :P than they already are XD
I wish The KQ4 remake demo comes soon.
*Zap!* All our artists disappear permanently, so we release the demo in its current state, but the remake is dropped. :-X
I wish we had more artists on our KQIV team... ::)
DOING! You now have more artists but they're all bad and lazy. :P
I wish it would snow
FWOOSH! A dumptruck of snow has now been dumped on you. :P
I wish I had some apple cider
QUACK! You have some Apple Cider, but it's frozen, and it's so cold that your tongue would freeze to it if you licked it!
I wish I had remembered to take today off (it's a 1/2 day).
BOOF! You remembered to take today off but then get fired the next day! :suffer:
I wish Christmas would last longer
POOF, every day is now Christmas.
But because it's a common day nobody celebrates it anymore.
I wish My pet Cerberus and the Unicorn he loves celebrate Christmas together in the asylum.
(what am I nice to Cerberus) :P
I sure hope CC won't read this. ::)
GLOOF! They celebrate by eating each other.
I wish I'd gotten more DVDs for Xmas... :P
(Though I'm not complaining about the gifts I DID get)
ZOINK! You got more DVDs for Christmas but your DVD player breaks down so you can't watch them. :P
I wish it was summer again
ZAP! It is summer but now you've been teleported to Australia.
I wish this thread would end. :sneaky:
(Not that I don't like the thread...I just want to see what happens ;D )
GONGT! It ends but then another one that looks just like it appears.
I wish I would live for 100 years.
SCHLEP! You now live for 100 years, but nothing else does.
I wish it would be as warm today as it will be tomorrow...
DONG! It's now as warm as it will be tomorrow but tomorrow it will be a blizzard! :suffer:
I wish I had a better handwriting
DRUP! You have better handwriting but unfortunately you now write in a language you cannot read.
I wish I didn't have to go buy groceries...
Poof, all the groceries are at your home, but they are over due.
I wish a dogweather.
edit for merlin:
dogweather = rainy weather. (whit or whitout lightning)
BOING! You eh.. I have no idea what that is but your wish fails miserably and you end up on a deserted island. XD
I wish I had a parrot
GLONT! You have a dead parrot which is nailed to it's perch in the cage.
I wish my back didn't ache
POW! Your back no longer aches, but the rest of your muscles do!
I wish it were New Year's Eve already. :P
WOOF! It's New Year's Eve... 1930! :o
I wish I could meet Reba :P
xyzzy! You get to meet Reba... Smith. :P
I wish I were more efficient at work.
poof, you're now the most efficient person of your work, but everyone else got lazy by your wish.
I wish some pancakes.
FLOOB! You get a giant stack of pancakes....within your fireplace that fill your chimney.
I wish I could fix my sleep schedule so I don't fall asleep so early I wake up at 4 AM...
POOF! You no longer fall asleep early.. in fact you never fall asleep ever again! :o
I wish it was already 2009
QUACK! All the clocks in your house now say 2009, but everyone else's in the world still say 2008.
I wish there was something better to drink in the fridge...
BORSCHT! There's all kinds of great stuff to drink in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, it has been welded shut.
I wish I had mad programmer skillz.
ZOING! You have mad programmer skillz but you go literally mad in the process of attaining them. XB
I wish it could be New Year's eve every day!
CLAMS! It is, but it's the EXACT same day for everyone else every day. (ala the movie Groundhog Day)
I wish I had more time...
PAPAAAM! You now have more time, but you also became much slower, so it doesn't make a difference!
I wish I would just finish college and get on with life :)
ZING! You finish college and proceed to get on with life but shortly find yourself swimming in a mire of questions, depression, and general malaise as you wonder what comes next.
I wish I could make up my mind between astrophysics, biophysics, or education.
ZAP! You decide on all three, and now you are VERY stressed from all your classes! :bomb:
I wish Monday would take longer to get here.
WOOSH! Monday takes a lot longer to get there since you get stuck frozen in time for all eternity! XB
I wish it would snow.
KAZOO! You have now been transported into a snowbank. :P
I wish dinner would cook faster...
SHAZAM! Dinner cooks so quickly that it burns up before you can rescue it!
I wish all 9 chapters of TSL would be released. :'(
Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.
I wish I had 1337 gamer skillz.
GLINK! You do but no one likes you as everyone realizes 1337 is obnoxious.
I wish I had mozzarella sticks.
SWOON! Mozzarella now sticks to you all over!
I wish I had more time to play computer/video games.
Quote from: Oldbushie on January 03, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.
I'd take that!
GONG! You now have lots of time to play video games but you fail at everything else in life. XB
I wish my headache would go away
BLIBBER! You are now a box jellyfish. You just give other people headaches instead.
I wish I had some new pairs of pants.
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.
I wish I wouldn't get tired so early.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on January 03, 2009, 09:51:51 PM
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.
Way too funny man! XB
POOF! You don't get tired so early anymore.. in fact you never sleep again! :P
I wish life didn't suck as much
BANG! Life now doesn't suck anymore, it swallows! :o
Is that too adult-ish?
I wish the microwave would heat stuff I wanted it to heat, instead of the bowls//plates itself.
POOF, and you microwave heats all the stuff you wanted except for the plates/bowls which are now as cold as ice, but as soon as you take the plate/bowl it breaks because of the difference in temperature.
I wish I had a goldfish.
POW! Icarus now turns into a goldfish! XB
I wish it wouldn't snow so much tomorrow...
BRRRRRR! All the snow you were supposed to get tomorrow (and then some) comes today instead!
I wish I were still on vacation.
SWOOP! You're not on permanent vacation trapped on a deserted island.
I wish I would get the late Xmas shopping for half my family that's been away done today...
WOOSH! You get it all done but then a mugger robs you of your gifts!
I wish it wasn't so cold outside
SWELTER! The ozone layer disappears and everything outside is scorched by the raw sun! :o
I wish I had a cute girlfriend that was my age and relatively sane.
KAZAAM! You now have one, but her entire family is totally insane!
I wish the stuff I ordered would arrive :D
GOOMBA! You stuff has now arrived, but you weren't home when they rang the doorbell, and now must wait until the weekend to pick it up. :-\
I wish I had some Oreo cookies. :P
OREO!!!! You now have some oreos but they're giant and they eat you alive! XD
I wish I had a muffin
CRUMBLE! You have been baked into an enormous muffin!
I wish health food tasted like dessert! :D
FLUP! Health food now tastes like desert. I guess the genie heard you wrong...
I wish I had Wolverine claws XB
Fangs! You now have 2 fangs as the claws were to hard to create for the genie.
*I wish I have a caramel apple tree* :P
STICKY! You now have a caramel apple tree, but the caramel is on the tree, not the apples.
I wish I could go back to bed now. :sleepy:
Zzz! Your bed has now been moved to your office! :D You can now physically go to your bed, but if you even think of sleeping in it, you'll be fired. :P
I wish it were lunchtime already...
RAWR! It's now lunchtime but you lose your hunger!
I wish I wasn't so tired
SNORE! After an uninterrupted 40-year sleep, you never need sleep again!
I wish I was a master of software programming.
ZOUNDS! You become a master of programming but unfortunately are immediately fired due to the financial crisis.
I wish I had money to spend on movies that I didn't already get as gifts...
WOOSH! You have the money but every store closes.. forever! :suffer:
I wish for a kingdom!
ROYAL, you now live in an kingdom, but 1 day after it's made a democrate country whit a precedent as leader.
I wish the fog disappears.
SUCK! The fog disappears, along with all the air in the atmosphere. :suffer:
I wish I had an unlimited supply of delicious chocolate.
MOOF! You have an unlimited supply of chocolate but you get so fat from eating it that you have to roll around to get anywhere! XB
I wish I had a Total Blender
GOOF! The genie misheard you and you get Bender the robot who accidentally pummels you to death.
I wish my TV table hadn't broken...
WARP! Your TV table didn't break - your TV did! :suffer:
I wish I were feeling more ambitious.
POW! You suddenly feel more ambitious but you get over ambitious in the process and fail at everything you do! XB
I wish I had seen the tentacled UFO that destroyed a wind turbine in the UK
SMACK! It turns out that "tentacled UFO" was really just a close-up of a spider photoshopped onto a windmill. :P
I wish I had a traditional oil lamp, which preferably contains a genie inside. XB
SNUFF! You get an oil lamp but unfortunately you spill oil on yourself and catch on fire before you can try for a wish.
I hope my dad's party he has every year is good on Saturday...
DONG! Your dad's party is great, but the rest of the month totally sucks. :P
I wish I had more pancakes
DINER, piles of pancakes are now in your house, but you can't move because they are everywhere.
Time to eat them all.
I wish I knew what to ask for my birthday.
(8-9 days to go for those who need to know)
CRUNCH! You come up with the best birthday present ever, but go into a coma when a car hits you.
I wish for love in all the right places.
POOF! Your wish comes true but instead of all the right places it's in all the WRONG places. ;)
I wish I had more time on my hands
ZAP! You now have clock tattoos on the back of both palms! XD
I wish I knew why my stomach was so queasy all day today...
RIP! An alien bursts forth from your abdomen!
I wish my dad's party hadn't gotten canceled :(
WOOSH! Your dad's party is back on but your dad goes missing so you party without him! :(
I wish my MP3 player hadn't messed up
Rewind, you're MP3 player didn't messed up.
But instead you messed up everyting, even the work of everyone else.
I wish the asylumtread was a little bit more active.
GASP! It is because the inmates are escaping!
I wish I actually still cared what happened in football this year :-\
ZGHLAMMOUX!!!!!
You now care SO much, that it drives you insane!
*cough* Forgot to wish, atec :P
kaboom, both atec123 and PKC change into genies for making him wait too long for a wish.
wishes for a coin for the magic soda machine. ::)
KERSPLAT! You get a coin, but it's made of wood and the machine rejects it.
I wish I had more energy.
SHAZOODLE! You've been electrocuted.
I wish I had a "special" friend... ;)
Friend, you now have a imagenary friend.
But you are also became a patient in an institute.
I wish a big pie that we all like for my birthday.
What would happen if you ruin this one? :suffer:
You want a pie, eh? You really want me to "give it to you?"
Okay... SPLAT!
I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.
KLUTZ! You're a fish, but Homer sits on you. "I wish, I wish I hadn't crushed that fish."
I wish I had some Mcdonald's food...
I can corrupt that wish. ZING! You get some McDonald's food. ;D
I wish I didn't feel quite so ambivalent about going to fencing... :-\
WHACK! You just walked into a fence; changing your ambivalence into physical pain. :P
I wish I had more time today...
CLOP! You're buried in a pile of watches and clocks.
I wish I didn't feel bored by everything...
ACTION! you're no longer bored as hunderds of officers are following your car as you just stole that car.
I wish the genie get's a new suit.
The genie gets a new suit... but it's pin-stripe and he hates pin-stripe.
I wish this semester were over.
GROP! The semester ends but the one that follows is EXACTLY the same.
I wish Terminator: Salvation is very good...
POW! It turns out to be very good ...for children 6 and under. They decided to turn it into a family film. :S
I wish the weather would warm up again...
PHROOSH! Lava falls from above!
I wish I had an arm cannon.
BAM! You have an arm cannon, but it's mounted backwards (barrel towards you) and only shoots bouquets of flowers... weird...
I wish I didn't have stuff to do today.
BLOINK! You no long have stuff to do today, you have THINGS to do.
I wish Benjamin Button started earlier so I could see it.
Early, now it starts early when you are still asleep.
Next time use a time or the genie plans it where it won't change the normal programs he likes to see. :P
I wish you can't burn yourself on fire.
SPLASH! Gallons of water is now dumped on your head. :P
I wish the miserable weather doesn't make me sick...
INFLUENZA! The weather doesn't make you sick - the germs do! :suffer:
I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish. ;D
AGHAST! You think of one but before you can wish it you go mute.
I wish I didn't feel sore...
nothing happens......... wait, you now feel bored.
I wish I had a pet dragon. (capable of flying type)
PAOLINI! You get a cute, little blue dragon, but you both end up starring in a really bad fantasy movie with Jeremy Irons.
I wish I had a pair of horns. Like the ones that kind of look like croissants.
BOWWOW! You now have horns but they're literally croissants! :suffer:
I wish I had more money to buy a new telescope
GALILEO! You have enough money for a telescope, but nobody will sell you one!
I wish I hadn't needed an expensive car repair today.
KABLOOIE! You don't need a car repair because your car vanishes.
I wish I could watch the inauguration tomorrow...
WOOF! You get to watch it but then you forget all about it afterwards! :suffer:
I wish life would be a little simpler sometimes
KA-CHING! You turn into Paris Hilton. XB
I wish I didn't have this Friday deadline at work...
GROOVE! No deadline of Friday....it's moved up to Wednesday!
I wish I could have slept more...
(And I DID get to watch the inauguration by the way ;) )
HUUP! You slept more.. in fact you slept for 57 years! XD
I wish I had magical powers :P
SHAZAM! You get magical powers... unfortunately, their pretty much the powers of the second wonder twin... you can always hide out from attacks as a bucket of water...
I wish my travel plans were finalized...
SPLORCH! Your travel plans are finalized: you're not going ANYWHERE! :suffer:
I wish I could focus on my work.
GLOP! Your work is now glued to your eyes.
I wish I had a jacuzzi...
BOP! You now have a jacuzzi but you don't have any water. :P
I wish I didn't have to work today
BOOM, your workplace has been destroyed by a huge gas-explosion.
Emediately you get fired as your boss decide not to rebuild.
I wish I get the best coffee of the word in a cup.
BEANED! You get a cup full of unground coffee beans.
I still wish I had some cake...
CRUNCH! You have some cake - but it's a rice cake! :suffer:
I wish there were more hours in a day.
GOOF! There are now more hours in the day but less days in the week! :o
I wish I had a candy bar
CRUNCH! You now have a candy bar, but the dog ate it first. :suffer:
I wish I didn't have to work late today...
PinkSlip! You don't have to work late, because you no longer have a job! :o
I wish I had a blue laser pointer.
ZOOB! You had one, but not anymore!
I wish for an iTouch.
SLAM! You get an iTouch, freshly broken with a hammer.
I wish for it to stay under freezing temperature until April...
HOOP! It stays freezing.. but everything freezes over including your house :suffer:
I wish I didn't have a stomach ache
CLANG! You no longer have a stomach ache, but instead of a throbbing headache! :wall:
I wish tomorrow were Saturday. :P
POW! What do you know? Tomorrow IS Saturday! :P Unfortunately, you still have to work. :suffer:
I wish TODAY were Saturday.
WOP! Know what, you now live in Austria and it's Saturday, but you still have to walk to your work in America (or any other country)
Better start walking today.
I wish I "knew" the cure for cancer. :P
GORF! You now know the cure for cancer.. but you forget it in the morning before you can tell anyone. :no:
I wish I hadn't just wasted money on the worst game in existence
(and what game would that be?)
BLOK! You get your money back but the store makes you keep the game because it's so bad.
I wish I had plans for the weekend...
XYZZY! You have plans... to clean all the gas station restrooms in a 20-mile radius! :suffer:
I wish I could think of some good goals for my review.
CLUNK! One of your goals is to think of some good goals for next year's review, so that you won't be in this situation you're in now. :P
I wish that I will be able to fix a few more TSL bugs tomorrow.
YOOF! You fix a few more bugs but many more occur in their place :o
I wish I my internet would be more stabile
CHOOP! Your internet is more stable, but your computer stops starting.
I wish I could deliver a solid superplex XB
BAM! You deliver a solid super complex!
I wish this semester were over... still...
POW! The semester is now over... but starts up again tomorrow morning. :-\
I wish I hadn't forgotten about this thread all this time! :P
GLAM! You didn't forget you just were cursed so you couldn't post in it.
I wish Ventures Brothers Season 4 could start sooner than November :-\
WHAP! The premiere shows tonight, but it ends with a cliffhanger and you have to wait till Nov. to see the rest of the season.
I wish I liked spinach. :P
JORP! You like spinach, and your arms grow all out of proportion like Popeye.
I wish people would post more :P
ZLAM! Everyone who has ever come to the forum posts identical posts 300,000 times ard crashes the servers for the next few months :P ( I wish they would too. I'm really busy)
COUGH COUGH! The machine chokes because it barely caught your wish. :P
I wish next month would be less stressful than this month was...
FRUMP! Next month will be less stressful, but now it's May so it won't be till June.
I wish I felt good enough to go hang out with my friends I haven't seen in more than a month.
XORG! :P You now feel good enough, but none of them do.
I wish my laptop could play TSL ( I don't think it can, gotta play on my desktop)
Quote from: atec123 on May 03, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
XORG! :P You now feel good enough, but none of them do.
Thanks alot, atec....That's exactly what happened XD
BAMF! You can now play TSL on your laptop, but your laptop is otherwise as terrible as Ygg.
I wish I could decide what sorts of books and how much language stuff to take with me to Europe.
Poof! You decide which sort of books you want to take and you take a language translation book with you. However, upon closer examination, you find that your all your books including your language translation guide are written in gorgaddamaddesh- a language which liggy002 invented and can only translate. You've been had and tricked-liggy switched your books when you were sleeping! :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
PSST! Liggy, you need to wish something.
::wishes that he could fly like superman::
TREG! You can fly like Superman, but it wears off when you're a mile above the Earth.
I wish Terminator Salvation is as good of a movie as it looks in trailers/commercials.
POOF, the movie never comes out on the white screen but only the commercials of it are shown. :o
Is it realy that bad? :P
I wish that fantasy will come true.
(all those unicorns, dragons and other mythical creatures will finaly be free!!!) :P
*has a very hard time corrupting this wish b/c he wishes it too*
All right, it's true, all of it, even that weird bit about dwarven women having beards... unfortunately, Gilgamesh, I hate to tell you this, you were eaten by a dragon immediately after the Great Crack (that was the onomatopoeia in my head for the fantasy world coming into reality just CRACK! in gigantic block letters :P). Fortunately for you, now that fantasy is true, you came back as a ghost. :)
*wishes he could develop feasible teleportation technology*
ENERGIZE! You're transferred to a dimension where Star Trek is real life.
I wish I would find something good to borrow from the library today.
Poof, you find the best book you wanted to have, but unfortunately it has been reseved and the waitinglist will be years.
I wish flies could swim.
BAM! Flies can swim, but now people can't. :P
I wish I wasn't this insanely stressed.... (Pretty broad, but for the last week life has been really damn hard)
GLOOM! You are now so mellow you can't be bothered to move.
I wish I had Assassin's Creed for PS3.
BAMF! You have Assassin's Creed... you just no longer have a PS3.
I wish life were simpler. ...hmm... by the pricking of my thumbs something Amish this way comes?...
Ha! The funny thing is I got Assassin's Creed like a week after that, for $20.
BOFF! Life is simpler, your computer disappears and is replaced by a sewing wheel.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
Ha! The funny thing is I got Assassin's Creed like a week after that, for $20.
BOFF! Life is simpler, your computer disappears and is replaced by a sewing wheel.
:D That is an improvement on Ygg! :D
I wish it didn't take so long to learn kanji.
VOP! You now have learned it, but your mind is full, no room for any more information.
I wish I could see Half-Blood Prince again...already. XD
BANG! You just did... just now... did you enjoy it?
Oro 'se do bheatha 'bhaile... I mean... I wish I could memorize these two songs...
NYET! In red Russia, songs memorize you! XD
I wish I had a better singing voice... :P
ALTO! You now have a better singing voice, but it's someone else's so they want to cut your voice box out to get it back!
I wish I had more Siouxsie and the Banshee albums!
GOUDA! You now have have the Sexy Banned Cheese albums! :D ???
I wish I had the time to make YouTube videos. :P
YONK! You now have time to make youtube videos... unfortunately, you have no time for anything else!!! MWAHAHAHA!
I wish I hadn't stopped to think what to put here... I was totally writing something down, then I stopped to think about it and forgot it. :-\
WOOSH! You didn't stop to think, but you never do for the rest of your life! You simply run full speed into what is in front of you, and you blurt out anything that is ever on the tip of your tongue! You end of in an asylum where all the guards have their ears plugged.
I wish that my glasses weren't broken. :'(
KLING! You're glasses are now mended, but you now have an obsessed young Hermione following you around to make sure they don't break again, scolding you all the while.
I wish I knew some more lovely ladies since all the ones I know are just friends. :P
ZAP! Now you do know some more, but they are just friends too. :P
I wish I could afford a mac book.
THUD! You can now afford a Mac Book, but only this one.
(http://fl2.shopmania.org/files/photos-south-africa/1081/the-little-mac-book-leopard-edition~1080062.jpg)
I wish that packages from Germany arrived faster.
KRUNCH! One arrives so fast it smashes through a window and out another one.
I wish I were in Vegas already.
ZHAK! You're now in Vegas... in the year 1527... :suffer:
I wish my Celestron Skymaster would get here already..
SHLOOP! You made a typo on the order form and received a Cellulite Thighmaster instead! XB
I wish this week were over already. :P
SPLANG! The weeks over but now you have to work overtime on TSL... :suffer:
I wish TSL would get finished...
WID!!! TSL is now finished.. the team announces they'll be scrapping it in favour of a fanmade sequel to this: http://www.lauppert.ws/screen1/softporn.jpg (Warning, half-naked Roberta Williams, click at own responsibility) XD
I wish the weather would get a little cooler.. :)
The weather gets a little cooler... and then temperatures plummet until the rivers freeze over...
*inserts... I mean... I wish something awesome would happen.
KLUTZ! The sky falls directly upon your head.
I wish my mind would be blown. I SAID MIND!
WHOOSH! A strong gust of wind hits your face. :P
I wish that cricket outside would stop its annoying chirping!
...and with that, all the crickets in the world fall over dead... well, done, Yonkey... I'm sure they did something important and now they don't... but there are going to be a lot of really full insectivorous birds. :P
"Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish"
TOAST! You sneeze and kill many dinosaurs instead. This is gonna cost you...
I wish it were Oct. 18th.
SLAM. Too bad, you're gonna hafta wait. :P
I wish Shakespeare were still alive.
CONGRATS! Shakespeare is alive and well in an old folks home in England... he still only speaks Middle English and is more than just a bit of a grump (he's not a fan of modern literary criticism either)... he just keeps saying something along the lines of "Darn, kids! Stay out of my plays!" while shaking his cane.
"I'd like to buy a vowel"
"We've already done: a, e, i, o, AND u..."
"Pat, I'd like to buy an ö."
(Was that a wish?)
You can't buy that, it's too expensive.
I wish I felt better.
RATTLE! You are ambushed by a bottle of pills.
I wish that summer weather was still here.
POOF and rain is starting to fall.
Not every summerday has sunshine you know.
I wish night and day are switched.
BWOCK! Night and day are now switched, but so is your percetion of light so nothing has really changed! :suffer:
I wish I could be everywhere at once.. :P
SPLAT! You now are everywhere at once...but unfortunately you got splinched, so you have random body parts lurking in various corners of the universe. Eeew.
I wish I liked seafood.
PUFF! You love seafood, but you're really allergic to it, so you break out in itchy hives whenever you even smell it.
I wish I'd realized I had this The Pogues song sooner.
BANG! You realized that you had it sooner, but in that fickle way that wish fulfillment usually works, it is then taken from you.
I wish that all my various headphone like apparatus (the ones with me are earbuds...but I only started using them when my earphones broke) were in somewhat less broken order.
SPARK. Your headphones are fixed, but they were replaced with those huge old-school wire ones from 1992.
I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 12, 2009, 07:12:05 PM
SPARK. Your headphones are fixed, but they were replaced with those huge old-school wire ones from 1992.
I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.
I love that kinda headphone XD
SMASH! You lose your legs so now live off disability.
POOf, you are turned into a head and a phone.
You always should make a wish you know. XB
I wish it starts to snow a little bit.
(not too much, but just enough to make a snowman)
GESUNDHEIT! It now snows a little bit and you make snowmen.. but the snowmen come to life and attack mankind! ::)
I wish education was less strenuous. :P
WHIP. You are smacked over the head with a textbook, thus knocking you out and putting you into a coma. Naptime!
I wish I didn't have one minute till I have to leave.
Time lapses suddenly very quickly and now you are 1 minute late already, so you better hurry!!
I wish the icecaps aren't melting anymore.
WOOPAH! They're no longer melting.. and they personally visit you in your house at night to thank you... *Isn't sure what that means either, but it sounded creepy in my head*
I wish next week will have less homework. :)
SLAM. You get hit by a car and wind up in the hospital in a full body cast...but at least you have no homework.
I wish that it wasn't too late to have a snack.
SLAP! The genie has slapped you, for it is never too late to have a snack...heh
I wish that I wouldn't feel nauseous today...
VERTIGO'D! Instead of nausea, you get vertigo. Spin again if not in the lead.
I wish I knew how many hours I will actually work today so that I could fill in my timedocs.
PAPOW! You finally figure it out.. but lose your job. I'm sorry man. :/
I wish that this wish won't be corrupted in any way.
SPARKLE. A shower of daisies appear and leave you with...a bassinet? Hmmm...
I wish that Family Guy didn't suck anymore.
Quote from: Suzie on January 23, 2010, 02:54:03 PM
Isn't sure what that means either, but it sounded creepy in my head*[/i]
North and south pole are made out of ice.
I thought it were called Icecaps, but wasn't sure.
So all that Ice what were I spoken of.
Poof family guy has been replaced by a show that sucks even more.
I wish unemployment on the whole world dropped to allmost zero.
(Yeah, now you can ruin it nicely)
WHAM! A meteor the size of Texas crashes into the earth... there are a lot fewer unemployed people b/c there are a lot fewer people (notably, no one on this forum was affected)
Oh, I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish. :P
D'oh! You didn't but you've been turned into Homer Simpson for eternity instead.
I wish my copy of The Muppet Movie had come in the mail like it was supposed to.
CLASH. Your mailbox is suddenly stuffed with DVD's...none of them were the Muppets movie, but at least you have a bunch of new movies, right?
I wish sports were interesting.
BAM! They're now interesting, but only intellectual people enjoy them and all the sports nuts take up reading instead. ;)
I wish this day will be an awesome awesome day.
PLOP. It suddenly starts raining cheeseburgers, which leave a molding, rotting odor over the day and force everyone to evacuate and move someplace else. But hey, it rained cheeseburgers. That's awesome!
I wish I could have a ring like Delora's beautiful sapphire and diamond ring. :smitten:
Argh... Haids beat me to responding... so 2 REPLIES:
BRAINS! February 14th is now International Zombie Apocalypse Day... get ready to run.
BLING! One magically materializes on your finger... you however should now run from Deloria... That's it--hurry along... watch out for the panthera armies! (particularly the cheetahs)
I wish that I could go play video games for several hours.
Okey Dokey...have fun playing Barney's Hide'n Seek!
I wish that this wish won't be granted. :P
SPARKLE. You're surrounded by gold, women, and new cars. Haha.
I wish that the Olympics weren't on at such weird times.
(I know right? You'd think more of them would be shown live, it's only 3 hours difference for me!)
FACE PLANT! They now don't show any Olympics coverage at all.
I wish getting physically fit wasn't such difficult work.
HOSPITALIZED! You end up in a hospital, in a full-body cast for several weeks/months... you will lose a lot of weight and have to go through physical therapy at the end.
I wish that I had somewhere to go right now.
88 MPH! You end up in 1950's California.
I wish I had a red beard to my knees.
SHAVE. All your hair is cut off of your head and glued to your chin. You now have a red beard, but no hair on your head.
I wish that it was tomorrow already.
Quote from: PirateKingChris on February 25, 2010, 05:30:27 PM
88 MPH! You end up in 1950's California.
I wish I had a red beard to my knees.
*wants a refund* I wouldn't have minded really... but it didn't happen. :-\
RETROACTIVE! You posted that yesterday: ergo, it's TOMORROW ALREADY! :D
I wish it weren't so cold anymore. *grumbles*
Quote from: Delling on February 26, 2010, 07:40:40 AM
RETROACTIVE! You posted that yesterday: ergo, it's TOMORROW ALREADY! :D
Well played, Delling, well played. :sneaky:
SCORCH. You are immediately transported to the very same desert in which King Graham wanders in KQV, and are also hopelessly lost. The hot sun and choking sands are taking their toll on you! You must drink, and soon...
I wish we didn't need food to survive.
STARVING! You no longer need food to survive, you get your nutrition through an IV -- too bad that with no food going into your stomach you have a constant aching hunger that will never go away!
I wish I had tons of money!
SPLAT! Scrooge McDuck's vault of gold falls directly upon your head!
I wish that I get to see two very good movies in the theater tomorrow night...
BLINDED! You get to see two very good movies in the theater tomorrow -- but you go blind immediately afterwards.
I wish I didn't have to make this phone call.
BZZZZZRT!!! Whether or not you have to, you now can't... lightning took out your phone and electricity.
I wish my friend would call or get online so we could discuss the playing of video games as planned... :P
SIZZLE. Your friend gets online, but your computer explodes.
I wish my stomach wasn't icky.
PUKE!! You wretch all over the nearest carpet but your stomach feels fine afterwards!
I wish I wasn't getting frustrated so easily tonight!
NOT NIGHT YET! You won't get so easily frustrated tonight... sorry, can't help with Feb. 28th though. *shrugs*
I wish I could skip to the part where I'm on a plane for either Ireland or France for grad school with all the bureaucracy neatly handled... I don't even care if I know which one at this point... hrmm... but then I'd miss out on trying to teach myself Java... crud...this wish corrupts itself... I want a do over...
Granted! off to Ireland with you, all paperwork/bureaucracy neatly handled! to'orrow you can start your new job at grad school as a janitor! Enjoy the Irish weather when you are done with your 10hr dayjob! (and trust 'e, Java is so easy, not even a proper language takes like a week or less to learn, tis not worth it!)
I wish I was so'eone else!
Quote from: B'rrr on March 14, 2010, 04:47:10 PM
Granted! off to Ireland with you, all paperwork/bureaucracy neatly handled! to'orrow you can start your new job at grad school as a janitor! Enjoy the Irish weather when you are done with your 10hr dayjob! (and trust 'e, Java is so easy, not even a proper language takes like a week or less to learn, tis not worth it!)
Ooh... Ireland! :D I bet I still sneak into the astrophys labs at night to write interesting equations and brainteasers on their boards :sneaky:
Quote from: B'rrr on March 14, 2010, 04:47:10 PM
I wish I was so'eone else!
SQUISH! You're turned into a woman in labor--who is doing it the natural, drug free way. Ha ha.
I wish my computer wasn't sick.
*poof* your co'puter is all cured! instead you are ill, too ill to even use the co'puter! :'(
I wish for world pies!!!
SPLORCH! The world is now an enormous cherry pie and you are stuck in the cherry goop!
I wish I had a better smile.
CREST. Your teeth are perfectly straight and white, and your smile is delightful...but unfortunately you have no hair and two black eyes.
I wish that I didn't have allergies.
ENERGY'D! You become a ball of energy--with no physical body in the usual since, you experience neither illness nor allergy; however, you are somewhat lacking in a physical presence now. :-\
I wish this were the magical soda machine thread for some reason... *was about to *insert...**
INSERTED! This thread and everyone in it has been inserted not just inside the Magical Soda Machine thread, but inside the Magical Soda Machine itself!
I wish Delling hadn't made that wish, it's kind of dark in here. :P
Granted! this thread is a nor'al thread again on this foru's and not in a soda 'achine. however, so'eone painted all the lightbulbs in the world black so it is still dark!
I wish 'y cable gets fixed fast, sucks leaching wireless internet fro' neighbours.
BAM. The cable is fixed, but a massive rolling blackout causes you to be without power for the next month.
I wish I didn't have meetings all day Friday.
KABLOOIE! You don't have any meetings on Friday, but you have them all day Saturday and Sunday! :suffer:
I wish my vacation were longer.
HAMMOCKED! You have an infinitely long vacation, however you have suddenly developed allergies to both sun and fun.
I wish Citizen's Bank would stop EFFING ME OVER.
DRAINED. All of your money in the accounts have disappeared, so now you have no reason to deal with the bank.
I wish I didn't have a migraine.
*TZJING* No head no 'igraine!
I wish I had a candle that would burn forever and ever!
WAX MUSEUMED! Your home is now an enormous candle that will burn forever and ever!
I wish that all the people who I owe money too would somehow lose any record that I owe them money of any kind!
(See, between this wish, and the last one, I will finally be able to get out from under the oppressive yoke of being a college graduate. I believe that supernatural intervention is the only method with the present economy. :P)
*poof* Every person that you owe 'oney at the 'o'ent has suddenly no record of it any'ore, but for so'e reason all those IOU's found their way to 'e! *taps foot* Pay up! wrar!
I truly wish I had a candle ho'e, that would be coolest thing ever!
SCORCH. Your home, though still a giant candle, is under the hot hot sun and is melting faster than you can say"soy wax."
I wish I had some cheesecake.
CHEESED! You now have a large brocolli and mango flavored cheesecake topped with a delicious anchovy sauce!
I wish I knew where my clear nail polish that keeps me from biting my nails was.
Insight! you now know where your nail polish is, on top of the 'ount Everest! go go get it! on the way to it you probably run out of nails, so there is not a big need any'ore *nods*
I wish there was no illness any'ore.
VITAMIN'D. Illnesses have now become a thing of the past, and everyone is so ridiculously healthy that they're living longer. Too long, in fact. Jeez, wasn't your crochety old Great-Aunt Margaret supposed to kick the bucket by now...?!
I wish cars ran on steam.
*poof* there you go, cars work on stea' now, however, part of the change resulted the' not longer riding on roads but on tracks instead, in order to 'ake it 'ore efficient the cars beca'e bigger so 'ore people could get in one so the tracks would not clog up so 'uch.
to 'ake a better distinction between the new cars and old cars we call the new cars trains *nods*
I wish TSL could be continued
I don't want to corrupt such a great wish.
GRANTED! *poof* Hopefully my magic worked! :D
I wish I was already famous -- I'm so over this having to work at it thing. :P
*poof*
"The hunt for the world's most wanted man goes on for a third week. Authorities now also reveal that Crayauchtin, also known by his former alias of "Questie", has continued to log onto his favourite online forum during his time on the run"
I wish Rosella would stop spinning around. She's making me dizzy.
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/c/d/7cd226e06251085aef28170a9c06d043.gif)
Quote from: GoneTooLong on March 29, 2010, 11:48:54 PM
*poof*
"The hunt for the world's most wanted man goes on for a third week. Authorities now also reveal that Crayauchtin, also known by his former alias of "Questie", has continued to log onto his favourite online forum during his time on the run"
I wish Rosella would stop spinning around. She's making me dizzy.
Ok, it's not my turn so I can't do anything for you yet, but I have to say this is my favorite post in this thread. I laughed so hard my eyes literally watered. :P
Granted! Rosella stops to spin around, in the 'eanti'e everything else starts to spin in the opposite direction as rosella was!
I wish I could live the rest of 'y days in a war' bath.
Granted! However you wrinkle up so much you're not just "pruney", you are in fact a prune. Gross!
I wish everything wasn't flooding!
WHOOSH. Everything stops flooding. It's all on fire instead.
I wish cereal were healthier.
BRAN'D!!! All cereal is now of a healthier bran variety... even things like cocoa puffs, rice krispies, and lucky charms.
I wish I had found some of these built-in MATLAB functions before I started writing them from scratch. XD
I wish, with apologies to our European forumers, that the Euro would fall in value against the dollar or at least not rise above 1.66 euro to the dollar (as this is the upper limit the conversion can take before I can't afford Cergy (I already can't afford Galway without some form of fellowship/additional funding)).
BRRRRZAP!
The value of the Europ completely bottoms out -- unfortunately, this is because the entire population of Europe was abducted by aliens and hasn't been seen since.
I wish certain ones of my friends were less freaking needy!
CLING. Your friend is less needy, but now the rest of your friends are as needy as that one.
I wish summertime was here.
*poof* Su''erti'e was here, and it is gone again. thanks a lot Haids! :(
I wish I was a little kid again!
TINY'D! B'rrr has some serious cosmetic surgery and then kidnaps a prince of some fairy kingdom only to get zapped into a little baby B'rrr after the volcano is stopped from erupting since the prince's would-be girlfriend (would-be as in "if he weren't always being kidnapped and saved by her") and mother have corrected all the damage B'rrr caused.
I wish I could discuss grad school with someone who didn't have their own freaking agenda to push!
POOF: "...been working for my AA for so long, and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere! I still have such a long time to go until I'm a librarian, but--oh, did you say something, Delling?" ;P
I wish my prince would come.
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsB/51187-17920.jpg)
I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
I wish I could turn back time.
Granted, ti'e is turning back, however you can;t stop it fro' turning back any'ore, so you end up having to relive your life as you lived it so far, untill you are born.
I'' wishing on the staaaaars, to find out where you aaaare......
You got it. I'm in your closet with a hockey mask and a machete! :suffer:
I wish I had a hammer...
Tadaaaa!
(http://www.chinee-inflatable.com/uploadfile/uploadpics/200912/pvc2-318.jpg)
A giant inflatable banananananans toyha''er!
I wish there were no 'ore day and nights!
Oh god no!!! *we all die*
Thank you, B'rrr.... oh, you got your wish. You just caused the earth to radically change its rotation such that it is tidally locked with the sun. This sudden change has caused us all to experience an enormous tangential impulse. When we land, we will all be quite dead. Thanks.
I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.
Quote from: GoneTooLong on April 04, 2010, 12:38:48 AM
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsB/51187-17920.jpg)
I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
Aw, well, I'll take what I can get. :P
Quote from: Delling on April 04, 2010, 05:33:42 PM
I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.
TIME WARPED. B'rrr is about to wish that wish, but Delling tackles him and yells at him to change his wish. Instead he wishes that Delling is a puddle of Jell-O. Uh, oh...
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
Granted! next 'onth 'a''a 'ia will be playing in Seattle again! However, you wll 'iss it sadly, you are too busy with your pirnce who is dragging you to every bar in search for his.. eh'... queen... ::)
I wish I was a girl.
Quote from: Haids1987 on April 04, 2010, 10:18:58 PM
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now? :suffer:
Quote from: B'rrr on April 05, 2010, 12:58:12 AM
I wish I was a girl.
DONE! Oh wait, it went horribly wrong. B'rrr, I'm so sorry, but we actually turned you into Youtube's Fred (http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred). It was an honest mistake! Nobody could tell the difference between Fred and a girl.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
(I also wish this one hasn't been done already ;D)
DOUBLE POOF! Your first wish starts to be granted, but then the genie hears your second wish and removes every instance of wishing for a good wish idea from history -- including yours.
I wish I could find my clear nail polish so that I would stop biting my nails!
Quote from: GoneTooLong on April 05, 2010, 03:37:00 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on April 04, 2010, 10:18:58 PM
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now? :suffer:
*Sigh* What a cruel irony. :(
LAQUER. You find your clear nail polish, Cray, but it's so old and crusty it only comes out in globs now.
I wish that my lunch break wasn't almost over.
Ti'e goes fast! instead of your lunchbreak be al'ost over, it is over! Enjoy!
I wish I was a little bit taller.
TADAA!
Congratulations, Rob! You're a little bit taller. How much exactly? A few nanometres.
I wish my daily commute to work was shorter.
MOVED! You now live just down the street from work... the housing is terrible, but the commute is great.
I wish this book I'm reading would quit playing ding-dong-ditch with the family drama story arch. :P
POOF. Your book spontaneously combusts in your hands, and your fingertips are singed. But at least there's no more drama!
I wish my boss wasn't crazy.
*poof* he is cured of his crazyness, unfortunatly it ju'ped to the person next to hi' at that 'o'ent, which just happends to be you!
*points towards the TSL Asylu'* Ti'e to get you in there for life :-\
I wish I knew where 'y oldest sister is.
SHAZAM!
With the help of the ACME Detective Agency, I managed to find exactly where in the world your oldest sister, Carmen Sandiego, is. It involved talking to a lot of locals and getting geography clues that I had to look up in my pocket encyclopedia, but I must say I learned a lot.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister's been doing some really bad stuff. Been stealing historical buildings and artifacts and the like.
WAIT A MINUTE! How the heck do you steal a building?
I wish I had a donut.
JELLY. A box of donuts appears beside you, but they also share the box with several sewer rats. Eeeeeeeeew.
I wish that Miley Cyrus would stop making headlines.
*poof* done!
'iley Cyrus is totally out of the picture! instead the press is now totally into so'e other girl, called Hannah 'ontana.
Quote from: GoneTooLong on April 10, 2010, 07:38:17 PM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister's been doing some really bad stuff. Been stealing historical buildings and artifacts and the like.
WAIT A MINUTE! How the heck do you steal a building?
If that is the worst she is doing I a' glad! and I don't know how you steal a building, but I'd like a castle! So that is 'y wish! I wish for a castle!
BAM SAID THE LADY!
(http://www.streamingepisode.com/thumbs/castle.jpg)
I wish I was sane.
SHOCK. Through intense electic shock therapy, you have become sane. You still have facial tics and scream the occasional obscenity, but overall, sane.
I wish everybody hadn't decided to mow their lawns today. *Eyes watering and sinuses plugged up*
TIME WARP! Time reverses and, instead of mowing their lawns, all of your neighbors have formed a bizzare cult of dancing transvestite aliens. Unfortunately, they are going to build their castle on your house.
I wish I had another half hour to get ready
You had one, but you spend the entire ti'e picking your nose, ti'e flies when you do that and the half hour is over now, you can't re'e'ber what you did in that ti'e since repeatingly poking da'aged your brain! but hey, at least your nose is clean now! \o/
I wish I had a river, I would skate away on....
THESE THINGS HAPPEN!! B'rrr gets his river... a town loses its reservoir...
I wish the Euro would be 1.20 to the dollar when I set up accounts, etc. for France. (Lower would be better (I just decided today that that would be an "optimum case" scenario in which I would take immediate action)... however, it seems to climbing at the moment :-X)
Granted! however, the internal value of the Euro is compensating the loss towards the dollar, all prices will go up with double the percentage the euro loses towards the dollar, thanks a lot! >:(
I wish I could Flyyyyyyy! *spreads his arms and jumps off a building*
Granted! You flap your arms and begin to take off into the air....
And immediately find yourself plastered against the windshield of a jet plane!
I wish I had a funky, shiny costume on right now!
SPECIFY! You are wearing a shiny costume that smells funky... eww...
I wish I could hit Ctrl-Z on the keyboard of life in terms of dealing with some people... :-\
GRANTED! Your life is now a text adventure and you may use CTRL-Z to undo your last action! Unfortunately, the game of life only recognizes a few simple commands...
I wish.....for cheese!
Congratulations! you became dutch!
I wish I was a sailor...
FLOODED! Your town gets flooded by your new river and you go sailing in your bathtub! :D (actually, that sounds like fun :D)
I wish the dollar like the South would rise again. :P (The euro is doing about the same... the dollar has fallen off for the last two days ::))
BALLOONED! All dollars rise into the air, just out of reach. Since no one actually has access to dollars anymore, their value skyrockets!
Unfortunately, you have no dollars. Just a leeeeeeeettle bit higher. Stretch!
I wish....I was in Dixie, away away! Away down south in Dixieland...
KA-CHING. You arrive in Dixieland, but unfortunately you weren't very specific and ended up in a Winn-Dixie grocery store. Oh, well. Big sale on red potatoes!
I wish eating was not necessary.
Granted! you get a car accident, land in the hospital in a coma and get fed through tubes the rest of your vegetable life! Be happy, you don't have to eat anymore! :-\
I wish I were a bit stronger!
TURNS DOWN GRAVITY A LITTLE! Now we all are. :)
I wish I could reproduce this one nice result from an earlier quenching experiment!
poof poof poof poof.
Oo, everywhere smoke now as the experiment was to create smoke.
I wish I have a doggy biscuit.
you sure? :o
oh well, *goes off to the chinese shop around the corner to get some dog-leftovers and bakes a buscuit of it*
enjoy, meanie....
I wish for a magical cookiejar that never runs empty regardless of how many cookies I take.
SIT!
You know are awarded with a doggy biscuit every time you perform "a trick" -- a task someone has asked you to complete.
Did I mention that you *must* eat it?
I wish I knew where my toenail clippers were...
MASSIVE GROWTH. You find your clippers, but thanks to your wish, they and every other pair of toenail clippers in all the world--nay, the MULTIVERSE!--have been broken beyond repair. You are doomed to live the rest of your days in long toenail devastation.
I wish someone else would write my annotated bibliography.
DZJING! You gain an additional personality! you let that one write your annotated bibliography, unfortunatly that one didn't do your research(or read what you read) so has no idea what to write about and decides to write your annotated bibliography about mouse droppings!
I wish I could instant teleport to any place I want at any given time!
EDIT: *burns Delling and spreads the ashes in the neighbours pond*
DIAL-A-PORT! A telephone like teleportation system is invented in which one simply dials in the destination and is eventually buffered through the system to that locale. The service charges however are phenomenally astronomically HUGE! So, you could teleport anywhere you wanted, roughly any time you wanted... for an enormous fee that you can't afford.
I still wish Dial-a-port were real though.
You invent one. However, in doing so, you have attracted the attention of Doctor Who fans everywhere, who promptly lynch you for butchering their beloved TARDIS and calling it a dial-a-port. :suffer:
I wish I could be held. :(
*poof* you are now beeing held in a prison! hope this was the warm and comfy feeling you were aiming for! ::)
I wish I was brainless.
Quote from: Deloria on June 01, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on June 01, 2010, 04:48:09 PM
I wish I was brainless.
XD XD So ironic. XD
Aww... that's not nice. At a guess, B'rrr, I think she's referring to the fact that grammatically it should be "I wish I were brainless." as the subjunctive is used to express wishes.
I wish I hadn't gotten lynched 3 posts ago.
Sadly bad grammer doesn't make you brainless :-\
And I granted your wish Delling, I did something to you 5 posts ago so people would not be able to lynch you 3 posts ago! Enjoy!
I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!
Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make :-[)
Quote from: B'rrr on June 12, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!
SNORE. You sleep and sleep and sleep...but you end up sleeping for 100 years, or until Prince Charming can break the spell with true love's first kiss. Pucker up!
I wish laundry could do itself.
I hope prince charming will never come then! 100 years of sleep <3 <3
Quote from: Delling on June 12, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make :-[)
*cough* Ashes make no sound...
Forget something, love? ;)
oww, sorry!
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Enjoy!
Awwww! You can always make me smile with flowers! :)