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Title: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM
Here's a game I saw on the Paint.Net forums that I've been meaning to start here for a while.

One person states a wish; the following person corrupts it and makes a wish.

Ex:
Person 1: I wish I had an icecream cone.

Person 2: Poof! You get your ice cream cone, but it tastes like spinach.
              I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 3- Ta-da! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so    smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
              I wish I could be a faster runner.


I'll start:

I wish my package would get here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 11, 2008, 03:46:56 PM
Sounds like a good game, Tessy!

Poof! Your package arrives...but it's empty!

I wish dinner were ready now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on October 11, 2008, 03:48:43 PM
Ta-da!  Your dinner is now ready, but someone else ate it before you could get there.

I wish I had something refreshing to drink...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on October 11, 2008, 04:14:55 PM
Wahhzam! You get a drink, but you slip and spill it all.

I wish my book was in my room instead of in my car.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 11, 2008, 04:43:11 PM
Kazow! Your car falls through the ceiling into your room.

I wish there was something good on TV before 8 o'clock.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jafar on October 11, 2008, 09:20:18 PM
*pops out of the TV at 7:30*

Ahh, freedom at last! Now YOU spend the next timeslot on ABC! :suffer:

*poofs PKC into the TV*

Oh, and...granted, but it's your least favorite episode...and now you have to live through it! :P

I wish those scissors would stop staring at me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: icarus on October 12, 2008, 01:45:47 AM
*the scissors stop staring at you. instead the needles do that  :P*

I whish I look a few years older
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 12, 2008, 02:37:02 AM
Kapoof! Your hair turns gray and you grow a long white beard.

I wish I hadn't messed up my sleeping hours...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on October 12, 2008, 09:01:29 AM
Shazzam!  You turn into Sleeping Beauty! :o

I wish I could have a slice of that cake now rather than later...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on October 12, 2008, 09:13:34 AM
POW! A giant cake comes out of nowhere and eats you! :o

I wish the weather was better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 12, 2008, 11:11:54 AM
Wazop! It starts to snow....and never stops.

I wish my body didn't ache...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Deloria on October 12, 2008, 02:13:03 PM
Your body no longer aches, but you can't feel anything either. :P

I wish you people would start using the subjunctive mood correctly... ;P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on October 13, 2008, 09:39:46 AM
Blammo!  You get told in an imperative/eventive/negative mood that it'll probably never happen. XB

I wish we had long weekends more often...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 13, 2008, 01:41:55 PM
Zam! Fridays get permanently added to the weekend....but an extra day appears in the week between Wednesday and Thursday called Glupesday.

I wish I had some Taco Bell food right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on October 15, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
You get the Taco Bell... however, you find yourself buried under burritos and tacos and running out of air...

I was going to wish that my psych paper was done... BUT... I wish this election were over... there spoil that...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2008, 02:39:02 AM
poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.


I wish I have conquered the world.
(always wanted to be the boss of the world):P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on October 16, 2008, 02:59:38 AM
POW! You conquer the world but then space-aliens blow up the planet.

I wish I had a pepsi right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on October 16, 2008, 07:06:47 AM
poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.
Really!? Can I be the dictator!? :D :sneaky:

PING! You get a pepsi... but it's flat. :(

I wish I didn't have hwk to do for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on October 17, 2008, 06:46:36 AM
Zoosh!  You no longer have homework to do tomorrow, but instead get never-ending housework!  It must have gotten confused over "hwk". :P

I wish the weather gets warmer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on October 17, 2008, 07:09:44 AM
WHAM! The weather gets warmer but the temperature never stops rising!

I wish I had some candy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 17, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
PLOOM! You get Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but they also have licorice inside  :X

I wish I could hear properly again...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on October 17, 2008, 04:24:12 PM
POOF! You can hear nothing but the word "properly" repeated over and over...

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on October 24, 2008, 09:31:50 AM
Frizzle! You don't have to work, but you're forced to babysit the little girl next door for the next three days, who perpetually plays 'house' with you, and makes you the servant.

Clean the house!

I wish that I could get XP to install on my new laptop...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 24, 2008, 02:22:28 PM
CROMP! You get XP to install perfectly...but all your other files vanish!

I wish I could get some Wendy's tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on October 25, 2008, 08:20:08 AM
Swoosh!  You get a surprise visit from your Aunt Wendy! :P

I wish the thing I'm waiting for arrives in the mail soon...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on October 25, 2008, 01:17:29 PM
Poof! You get your thing, but it's been crushed into 16 pieces, and half of the pieces are covered in green paint.

I wish that I had a Wii...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 26, 2008, 11:38:37 AM
POIT! You feel a strong urge to run into the bathroom...

I wish I didn't have heartburn...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on October 27, 2008, 08:51:49 PM
ZORT! You no longer have heartburn, but everything else hurts.

I wish Pinky and the Brain were still on.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on October 30, 2008, 07:39:12 PM
Qwasam! They're back on.... your bed. And now the Brain has taken over your room, and Pinky is nibbling holes in your socks and chewing through all your electronics' cords. To top it all off, he never stops shouting "Brainstem!" at the top of his voice. :stars:

I wish that my house had a secret passage...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 30, 2008, 11:07:32 PM
Zoink! Your house is now full of secret passages but the door to the room you're in disappears....Now if you could only FIND one of those passages...

I wish I didn't feel depressed, especially because it's Halloween...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on November 03, 2008, 07:41:36 AM
Narf!

You are no longer depressed but are now deeply insane, though manic, and believe that the sky is a blueberry sorbet and that you're a pirate king.


I wish my eyes didn't look cross-eyed in the passport photo that they took yesterday when I submitted my application.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 03, 2008, 01:58:09 PM
Ding!

You don't look cross-eyed anymore, but everybody else in the world does, so you look abnormal!

I wish I were still on vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 03, 2008, 02:49:15 PM
Crump! You're transformed into Herman Toothrot, forever on a tropical island on people's discs/CDs of Monkey Island games.

I wish I already had Bender's Game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2008, 06:04:17 AM
Poof, the game appears in your hands.
Suddenly you hear a loud bang on the door and it flies into your room.
some officers of the police came to arrest you for have-ing an illigal copy.

I wish for world peace.
Let's see If you wish to spoil that. :suffer:
(Let the suffering begin.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 05, 2008, 06:14:24 AM
Bling! Ok - there's world peace! Unfortunately, it's not THIS world.  :no:

I wish we could skip winter. :stabs:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 05, 2008, 11:46:37 AM
BOOM! You get no winter but instead get summers that are twice as hot! :o

I wish I weren't feeling so stressed
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 05, 2008, 01:49:44 PM
Poof, the game appears in your hands.
Bender's Game is a movie :P And I got it yesterday, woo!

PLAP! You heart slows to a crawl and you pass out.

I wish I hadn't gotten a cold...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 05, 2008, 03:37:56 PM
Bing! You didn't get a cold, but now you feel too warm all the time.

I wish we'd gotten to the Sierra era of video game history in the video we watched in Game Programming class today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 06, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
Vroom! Actually, you DID get to the Sierra era; you just can't remember it!  :suffer:

I wish it were the weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2008, 02:42:31 AM
in case of a working person:
poof and it's weekend, but still have to work for your boss as the shop/office needs to be open.

In case of a student:
Poof and it's weekend, but the teachers surprised you whit more homework than ever meaning you need to work the whole weekend on that.

Let's make it a hard one.
I wish blackbeard was back alive.
Yeah, let the pirates rule the world.:P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 07, 2008, 02:33:14 PM
Morf! Pirates come to our time and rule the world....Unfortunately, you're sent back in time to when pirates used to be, but because they're in OUR time, you don't see them

I wish I didn't feel so lazy...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 07, 2008, 03:22:38 PM
Shazam! You don't feel lazy anymore, but you're REALLY, REALLY hyper and restless!

I wish my cat hadn't scratched my lip  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 07, 2008, 09:22:54 PM
Poof! The scratch on your lip is now gone, but there seems to be cat scratches everywhere else!

I wish time would fly by more quickly...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 08, 2008, 11:03:43 AM
POOF! your time flies by VERY quickly, and you're now 200 years old.

I wish I had a hamburger for lunch
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 09, 2008, 11:03:39 AM
Smosh! A giant hamburger lands on your house.

I wish I had a pizza for lunch...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 10, 2008, 05:34:33 AM
POW! You get a pizza, but it eats You. :o

I wish I had some candy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 10, 2008, 06:28:10 AM
Whoosh! You now have lots of candy. Unfourtunately, it's wrapped so well that you can't get to any of it!

I wish it were Friday.  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 10, 2008, 02:02:31 PM
GLAM! It's now Friday, but Friday has replaced Monday as the first day of the week.

I wish my buddy didn't need a ride this evening...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 10, 2008, 09:49:48 PM
Shroom!  Your buddy no longer needs a ride... he now has his own horse!

I wish it wasn't so dark outside by the time I finish work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 11, 2008, 04:01:04 AM
WHAM! It's no longer dark outside when you finish work... but it never gets dark again! XD

I wish it was Christmas already
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on November 11, 2008, 08:02:30 AM
HO HO HO! It's Christmas but you get nothing!


I wish I didn't have to grade page 4 of the test I'm proctoring today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 11, 2008, 01:17:23 PM
FOOZLE! You don't have to grade page 4, but you have to grade 3,872 other pages.

I wish I could buy Season 7 of Scrubs tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 12, 2008, 01:32:25 PM
Pow! You buy it, but when you get it home it's so scratched your dvd player can't read it. :(

I wish I didn't have to go talk to one of the math professors about what I'm going to research next semester. :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 13, 2008, 03:41:50 AM
Poof, you get a letter from the school saying that you have been banned from school forever. :o

I wish I had a clone. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 13, 2008, 06:38:54 AM
Pow!  You get a cut-out billboard of yourself. :P

I wish it would stop raining...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on November 13, 2008, 07:45:55 AM
It stops raining... and begins hailing.


*wishes that the page of the test that he has to grade was graded*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 13, 2008, 08:06:47 AM
SHAZAM!!!!!!!  The page was graded, but there are sstill 1000,000 more left to grade!

I wish I had time to read Brisingr
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 13, 2008, 08:21:31 AM
I wish I had time to read Brisingr
Me too. :P

WAP! You have time to read Brisingr, but you no longer have time to post. :(

I wish Gamestop or Best Buy opened earlier than 10 AM...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 13, 2008, 02:22:15 PM
FLAN! They're now open for five minutes between 3:47 AM and 3:52 AM, but close again till 10 AM.

I wish I had a PS3...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 13, 2008, 04:19:36 PM
POOF!  You get a PS3, but your TV(s) all break!
EDIT (forgot to wish)**I wish it was Saturday morning, not Thursday night...**
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: koko_99_2001 on November 13, 2008, 05:31:47 PM
psst...don't forget to add on your wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 13, 2008, 05:59:22 PM
PSST... I edited my other post.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 13, 2008, 08:18:48 PM
Zoof!  It was Saturday morning... 5 days ago. :suffer:

I wish things weren't so crazy at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 14, 2008, 12:41:13 AM
Glorz! People and things get so normal at work that it drives you totally insane!

I wish I could stop smoking black and milds...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 14, 2008, 04:17:14 AM
MOOF: You quit smoking but then you catch on fire! :o

I wish I could go to Fomalhaut B (Extrasolar planet)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 14, 2008, 06:41:33 AM
KAPOW! Ok - you're at Fomalhaut - but it's just the building I work in. (Seriously! We have Andromeda, Borealis, Cassiopeia, Deneb, Endor (a tree house), Fomalhaut, and Ganymede!)

I wish my presentation were over with.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 14, 2008, 02:20:48 PM
REAP! You awaken to find yourself having just completed your presentation....nude.

I wish I knew when Venture Bros Season 3 would be available...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 14, 2008, 04:49:36 PM
REAP! You awaken to find yourself having just completed your presentation....nude.
D'oh!!  ;]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 20, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
Pow! You now know when it'll be available... which is never.

I wish I knew more about Visual Basic.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 21, 2008, 06:36:47 AM
NARF! You now know more about Visual Basic, but you don't know anything about any other programming languages and nobody's using VB anymore!

I wish my work were done already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 21, 2008, 06:50:38 AM
Bloop!  Your work is now done, but you forgot to save, and your computer just crashed.

I wish today flies by pretty quick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 21, 2008, 07:54:34 AM
WAP! The day goes by in what feels like a second, but so does the next 10 years.

I wish I didn't have to go to this "find a mentor for your research project" meeting today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 21, 2008, 10:17:03 AM
WHAM! You don't have to go, instead you have to go to another meeting that takes the rest of your life :suffer:

I wish I could solve every mystery :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 21, 2008, 10:25:03 AM
You can now, but you can't stop, and you discover illegal things and go to jail.

*I wish I didn't get tired so fast.*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 21, 2008, 03:45:40 PM
Pow! You now know when it'll be available... which is never.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

Kloing! You get insomnia and never sleep again.

I wish I had a taco...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 21, 2008, 03:53:38 PM
Pow! You now know when it'll be available... which is never.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
XD

Klank! You get a taco, but it's a plastic toy version.

I wish I could get this song out of my head...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 21, 2008, 08:26:57 PM
Shamu!  The song is now out of your head, only to be replaced by "It's a Small World After All" instead!

I wish I could feel more rested...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 21, 2008, 08:36:54 PM
WHAM! You feel SO rested that you get really hyper and accidentally break your computer!

I wish I was good at paint.net....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 21, 2008, 10:29:05 PM
SPLAT! You become phenomenal at it....by 2023 when it's very obsolete.

I wish I had a superpower...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 22, 2008, 05:28:04 AM
BLURR! You get a superpower.. but it's this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_fall_off_boy :suffer:

I wish I could predict the future
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 22, 2008, 06:46:40 AM
ZORT! Ok. You now have the ability to predict 1 nanosecond into the future!

I wish the clock would be quiet!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on November 22, 2008, 07:11:41 PM
No it's so quiet you forgot where it is
i wish to have 1728356 posts on the forum
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 22, 2008, 07:20:22 PM
WHAP!  You get 1728356 posts, but then you die. :P
*wish I had a iPhone...*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 22, 2008, 07:38:38 PM
Fjørd! You have an iPhone, but it doesn't work!

I wish my head didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 23, 2008, 09:26:26 AM
WHAP! You're head does not hurt now, but it will start again in 2 minutes :suffer:

*I wish I had some more money*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 23, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
WOOP! You win the lottery but then you get robbed! :suffer:

I wish the sky was clear tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 23, 2008, 09:33:12 AM
FWAP! The sky is clear of clouds, but also clear of all the stars :o

I wish my sister wasn't on our World of Warcraft account right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on November 23, 2008, 10:57:41 AM
SHIBANG! she isn't on the account, but now she is deleting your files.
I wish could know anything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 23, 2008, 11:12:54 AM
Ka-ching!  You now know exactly 1 thing. XB

I wish the snow would melt...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 23, 2008, 11:31:34 AM
FLOOSH! The snow melts but then it gets really cold again so everything is covered in ice.

I wish I had more money...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 23, 2008, 01:53:34 PM
FLOP! Ok, you have lots of money now, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish weekends didn't go by so fast.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 23, 2008, 02:03:02 PM
CRISH! They go by faster, but now they only occur once a month.

I wish it was January already. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 23, 2008, 02:17:34 PM
Poof and yes, it's January, but the month last that many day's that are still left for it to become February.

I wish it snowed and the snow stay till spring.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 23, 2008, 03:29:53 PM
WHAP! Ok - you now live in Antarctica!  ;D

I wish I had some chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 23, 2008, 03:42:40 PM
K-PLOOSH!  You have tons of chocolate hovering around you that keeps going out of reach!

*I wish I was better at Mario Kart DS*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 23, 2008, 09:39:00 PM
POW!  You're now a master at Mario Kart.  Unfortunately, you've yet to master paying the electric bill, and no longer have electricity.

I wish things go smoothly this week at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 23, 2008, 11:12:40 PM
Jorp! Everything is your office becomes so impossibly smooth you can't even get a grip on anything to hold onto it.

I wish I wasn't alone, romantically...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 24, 2008, 02:36:35 AM
POOF medusa came and aksed you for a date, but unfortunately her stoning gaze turned you into stone so she placed you next to her other dates who turned into stone by her gaze.

I wish I had a ship here on antrtica


revers to this granted wish I did before:
WHAP! Ok - you now live in Antarctica!  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on November 24, 2008, 05:45:47 AM
POW! You have a ship, but it's stuck in the ice.

I wish I had Chinese for dinner tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 24, 2008, 05:51:24 AM
WOOP, you have Chinese for dinner, but it's an actual Chinese person! :suffer:

I wish I was in a steady relationship :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 24, 2008, 06:36:58 AM
SPLORT! You're in a steady relationship, but she's ultra-clingy and has to know what you're doing and with whom every second of every day!

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:30 on Thanksgiving. :sleepy:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 24, 2008, 06:54:00 AM
Poof!  It turns out your alarm clock is 2 minutes fast, so instead of getting up at 5:30, you're now getting up at 5:28! :P

I wish I knew who tried to impersonate me at the bank last week...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 24, 2008, 01:45:08 PM
(First of all, yipe, that's disturbing Yonkey!)

GLOOF! It turns out you lost your mind briefly and it was YOU impersonating you.

Edit: OOPS, I posted a question! Wrong thread  XB In that case: I wish I wouldn't have brainfarts and post the wrong things in threads...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 24, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
Which meal do you prefer, Thanksgiving dinner or Xmas dinner?
Did you mean to post that in the question thread???  There's no wish to corrupt.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 25, 2008, 05:58:08 AM
WOOZ! You no longer post things in the wrong threads, but you can't post at all anymore!

I wish my computer wouldn't be stupid
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 25, 2008, 06:00:45 AM
GLOORSH!  your computer is now so smart that it takes over the world!

I wish I could be a beta tester...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 25, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
QWERTY! Ok, you can be a beta tester, but not until the game is released - and you get the old, buggy version instead of the released version! :suffer:

I wish it were Thursday already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 25, 2008, 11:41:33 AM
SNROP! It is Thursday now, but only because Tuesdays have become Thursdays and Thursdays have become Tuesdays.

I wish transporters would be invented...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on November 25, 2008, 05:18:56 PM
ding-a-ling-a-ling... teleporters are invented but you experience the annihilation of every single particle of yourself at your point of origin as an excruciating wave of pain moving over what's left of your body after each wave... this is multiplied by an astronomically large number... and then you get to go through all of this again as you are reconstructed at your destination...

EDIT:

Oh, right... I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 25, 2008, 05:22:31 PM
You forgot to make a wish, Delling!  ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 25, 2008, 06:51:31 PM
SHABAM!  I don't corrupt your wish, but then Snabbot does :P

Wish I had a good laptop...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 25, 2008, 07:04:41 PM
TSL! You have a good laptop, but it's not a computer; it's just the top of your lap! XD

I wish for more wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 25, 2008, 09:49:59 PM
KABOOM!  You are now granted with 1/0 more wishes- you just crashed the genie, and have now lost all your wishes.

I wish this telemarketer would finally realize that my name is not Sean, and stop trying to call my phone!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on November 26, 2008, 05:04:40 AM
POW! The telemarketeer now thinks your name is Alastair and calls you at work constantly!

I wish the dude I like would reply to my email.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 26, 2008, 05:27:11 AM
YAMM. He replies to your email but your spam filter accidentally deletes it! :suffer:

I wish I knew what to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 26, 2008, 06:51:48 AM
SPLORT! You know what to do, but it's too late to do it!

I wish our dishwasher weren't leaking again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on November 26, 2008, 09:34:56 AM
KLABROOM! It isn't leaking, but all the water that would have leaked floods it.
I wish i was always happy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 26, 2008, 10:06:05 AM
MOOF! You're always happy but everyone else are always sad! :suffer:

I wish I had a slinky!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 26, 2008, 12:15:17 PM
*reminds himself to check his email*

STORK! You receive a completely straightened slinky, complements of Egon.

I wish it would snow tonight...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 26, 2008, 02:12:14 PM
TWANG! It snows tonight, but it all melts before you get up in the morning!

I wish I were a programmer!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 26, 2008, 08:24:35 PM
BLAMMO!  You're now a programmer... the only person in your household who can reliably program the VCR. :P

I wish this iTunes update would finish installing already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 27, 2008, 05:32:15 AM
BLAM! The update finishes installing, but then your computer crashes! :o

I wish I didn't have to do stuff today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 27, 2008, 07:25:06 AM
CIDER! You don't have to do anything today - because you are in a coma! :o And you still have to do everything when you come out of the coma!  :suffer:

I wish I could go back to bed now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 27, 2008, 07:37:18 PM
GLORF! You could go back to bed now, if your bed weren't engulfed in flames as we speak.

I wish I wasn't lonely...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 28, 2008, 05:20:07 AM
YORP! You're no longer lonely, but your company won't leave you alone again! :suffer:

I wish I had plans for today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 28, 2008, 06:46:01 AM
ZOOMBA!  You now have plans to make plans for today.

I wish the weather was less rainy...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 28, 2008, 09:15:18 AM
DOOM! No more rain but now it's hailing!

I kinda wish I could skip today and tomorrow....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 28, 2008, 09:57:54 AM
I kinda wish I could skip today and tomorrow....
I know that feeling!
GLOOSH!  You can, but you also skip the next year!

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 28, 2008, 10:28:41 AM
ZARP. People stop corrupting your wishes, but they also stop responding completely. :suffer:

I wish I had more money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on November 28, 2008, 11:01:48 AM
POOF! You now have a lot of money, but you're not allowed to spend any of it!

I wish I would know how the dude I like felt about me
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 28, 2008, 09:11:53 PM
Umm... I can't bear to corrupt that wish.  :-X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 29, 2008, 06:46:53 AM
POW!  You now know how he feels about you.  All you had to do was ask.

I wish this flight would arrive sooner...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on November 29, 2008, 01:37:41 PM
HULP! It has already arrived, and you miss it.
I wish i had a million $s to spend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 29, 2008, 01:39:57 PM
BROKE! You have a million dollars to spend but it's Confederate bills.

I wish my Xmas shopping was already done...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Deloria on November 29, 2008, 02:15:46 PM
It was done, last year.

I wish I knew what is to become of me. :P 
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 29, 2008, 04:26:19 PM
BLAT! You learn that you will become the world's foremost linguistics expert! Unfortunately, you get amnesia five minutes later.

I wish my head didn't still hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 29, 2008, 09:11:14 PM
KABLOM! Your head explodes, leaving no pain to worry about.

I wish I owned all of Cowboy Bebop on DVD, instead of just the first 3 DVDs and the movie...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on November 30, 2008, 05:32:20 AM
POW! You now own all of Cowboy Bebop on DVD, but it's PAL, and your DVDplayer only reads NTSC. And your computer doesn't work for mysterious reasons :P

I wish I wouldn't have to make this stupid school essay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on November 30, 2008, 05:58:04 AM
BLAM! You no longer have to make the essay, but instead your next essay has to be twice as long!

I wish I was already done making the dinner for tonight XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on November 30, 2008, 12:00:01 PM
KERSPLAT! You're done making dinner, but you're not feeling well enough to eat it.

I'm going to agree with Deloria and wish that people would use the subjunctive mood correctly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on November 30, 2008, 01:36:52 PM
BANG! Everyone now does that, but that's the only thing they use correctly :D

I wish my tattoo would stop itching!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Seymour on November 30, 2008, 03:16:31 PM
Pow, your tatto disapears, i wish i could find a pair of scissors (for coursework ofcourse, incase anyone got any ideas).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 30, 2008, 03:18:48 PM
WHAP! You find a pair of scissors, but they're so dull you can't use them to cut anything.

I wish I could figure out this programming bug in my game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 30, 2008, 09:09:04 PM
ZUIT! You find a bug, but it causes 39 more bugs to pop up.

I wish time didn't fly by so quickly...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on November 30, 2008, 09:24:19 PM
DZSHHOOM! Time now goes so slow, that the equivalent to a day, is now a second :P

I wish I coud drive..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on November 30, 2008, 09:58:22 PM
FWAM! You can now drive... a golf cart.

I wish my watch didn't need a new battery...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on November 30, 2008, 10:02:07 PM
KERBLAM!  Your watch now has a new battery, but the wristband is broken so it never stays on your arm.

I wish it doesn't rain tomorrow, like it did all day today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on November 30, 2008, 11:29:23 PM
SOAK! It doesn't rain, but it becomes so foggy no one can leave their houses.

I wish it was a bit later...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 01, 2008, 04:44:37 AM
BANG! It's now July 23rd 2034.

I wish it was sunny outside.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 01, 2008, 05:29:08 AM
POOF! It's now sunny but it's so hot that you can't go outside :suffer:

I wish I had candy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 01, 2008, 03:05:28 PM
CLOP! A pile of half melted Skittles and peanut butter cups which have mixed together falls on you.

I wish I had some Mcdonald's fries...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 01, 2008, 04:31:49 PM
VROOM! You have some McDonalds fries, but they're cold and soggy.  :X

I wish the snow would go away!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on December 02, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
WHIM! The snow goes away, but returns again the following night.

I wish I had some ice water...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 02, 2008, 11:43:22 PM
SHROOM!  You now have ice water, but the water was originally so hot that it's really just room temperature.

I wish I didn't have to leave tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 12:02:18 AM
GLAM! You don't have to, you have to leave RIGHT NOW!

I wish I'd been in the mood to watch Prince Caspian earlier...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 03, 2008, 06:28:31 AM
GORF! You were in the mood to watch it earlier, but by then it hadn't hit theaters yet! :suffer:

I wish I had absolute power :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 03, 2008, 06:41:25 AM
SPLORSH! You have absolute power but an itty bitty living space! (A genie's lamp) :suffer:

I wish I could teleport instantly to wherever I'm going.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 03, 2008, 08:50:32 AM
BANG! You teleported, but you didn't notice the fly inside the teleporter  :o

I wish I knew what people thought
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 03, 2008, 11:07:37 AM
POW!  You now know what everyone around you is thinking... but you can no longer hear your own thoughts!

I wish Christmas would get here sooner.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on December 03, 2008, 11:39:28 AM
SWAPS! Christmas is tomorrow, but you don't get anything you want!

I wish I didn't have a test in class today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 03, 2008, 11:40:46 AM
MARP! You don't have any tests today but instead have 10 tomorrow! XD

I wish my computer would behave
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 02:22:46 PM
FLOP! Your computer comes to life and acts like a dog, but when it goes to sit, it sits too hard and breaks!

I wish more shows I like would be on TV tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Seymour on December 03, 2008, 02:27:18 PM
Yoip, the very best episodes of your favourite t.v programs are on tonight, but your t.v explodes just as you turn it on.

In wish it was the weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on December 03, 2008, 06:46:39 PM
KLEEMB! It is now Sunday night at 11:59.
I wish there was world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 03, 2008, 07:23:43 PM
GLAMMOSHKA!  Tthere's world peacce for 0.0000142 seconds
I wish that I could afford 3ds max.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on December 03, 2008, 08:03:41 PM
FWAP! You can now afford it, but it won't install once you buy it.

I wish I was back at my apartment already. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 03, 2008, 08:05:37 PM
xyzzy! You're at your apartment, but it's time to leave again!

I wish my wife were home.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 03, 2008, 09:55:56 PM
WARP!  Your wife is now home but doesn't want to be disturbed.

I wish I could shed a few pounds before the holidays start...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 03, 2008, 10:34:29 PM
PLOOF! Your feet disappear.

I wish I had some hot chocolate, white hot chocolate...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 04, 2008, 04:56:47 AM
ZORP! You now have white hot chocolate, but you just spilled it on the floor.

I wish I could eat anything without gaining weight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 04, 2008, 06:42:44 AM
SHAPOW! No matter how much you eat, you LOSE weight, until you waste away to nothing.  :o :(

I wish it weren't almost time to leave for work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 04, 2008, 06:50:01 AM
POW! It's no longer almost time for work, but you get frozen in time instead! :suffer:

I wish I had something good to eat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Seymour on December 04, 2008, 10:16:17 AM
kerandomnoisewhichhasnorelativetytomagi c, your favourite food appears right in front of you, but its 20 years expired.

I wish i had no coursework
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 04, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
BLEMP! You have no coursework, but your house instantly becomes dirty thus you have housework.

I wish it wouldn't get dark so early...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 06, 2008, 06:32:31 AM
YORP! It doesn't get dark so early.. in fact it doesn't ever get dark again :suffer:

I wish life could be simple XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 06, 2008, 07:21:57 AM
BANG! Life is now simple, but very very very boring.

I wish my order would arrive :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on December 06, 2008, 09:41:58 AM
whimper You're order arrives... however, the company you ordered from got it wrong! :(

*wishes he was done with his paper*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 06, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
GARF! You get done with your paper but then it spontaniously bursts into flames!

I wish drunk people outside would stop yelling
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 06, 2008, 12:28:27 PM
BWACK! They stop yelling, and start Singing really annoying music REALLY LOUD!
I wish I could make a funny flash animation.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 06, 2008, 12:38:52 PM
POW!  You've now made the word "funny" animate back and forth in Flash.

I wish the oil change doesn't take too long...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 07, 2008, 06:06:49 AM
FROP! Your oil change doesn't take very long but they find other things that need repair which take a whole month! :o

I wish for more wishes XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on December 07, 2008, 09:50:34 AM
PING! You get more wishes, but they now fail even more horribly.

I wish I had 10th Kingdom here at the apartment so I could watch it. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 07, 2008, 11:20:18 AM
ZORK! The 10th Kingdom itself falls onto your apartment building crushing it.

I wish I didn't need a shower (it's too cold!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 07, 2008, 11:48:16 AM
ZAM!  You no longer need a shower, but everyone else around you really does! :X

I wish the person I'm meeting in an hour actually shows up on time...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 07, 2008, 11:54:31 AM
GORF! The person shows up on time but then has to rush out again. :suffer:

I wish I had been alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on December 07, 2008, 12:05:42 PM
SWALK! You were alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth, but cause the time-space continuum to explode, cause then how could you have written the post to make you wish as there were no computers back then? ::)

I wish this physics lab portfolio was done...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on December 07, 2008, 12:07:30 PM
GLAM! It's done... poorly... but it's done... seriously it looks like a five year old took some crayons to your portfolio...

I wish my research paper were done...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 07, 2008, 09:18:23 PM
WOOT!  Your research paper is now done!  Unfortunately, the dog just ate it since you forgot to feed him while writing it up. ::)

I wish there won't be any snow tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 08, 2008, 12:08:39 AM
SWAP! There isn't any tomorrow, but the day after it starts snowing and doesn't stop till May.

I wish I weren't so starving in the middle of the night...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 08, 2008, 06:46:03 AM
GOOP! Your hunger goes away but never returns. :o

I wish I knew everything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on December 08, 2008, 02:34:49 PM
BWEWM! You now know everything, but are driven insane by all the really STUPID people around you.
I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 08, 2008, 02:37:40 PM
GLORM! Your wish disappears as if it was never made

I wish I didn't have to go to Flanders tonight...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 08, 2008, 03:40:05 PM
GLAMMIERIWEHKABLANG!  You don't need to go tonight, but you need to go every night for the next 2 years!

I wish I could afford a good laptop.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 08, 2008, 07:39:12 PM
FRODO! You can afford a good laptop, but you lose all your software and can't afford to replace it!

I wish I were home.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 08, 2008, 08:33:37 PM
KOODO! You are now at my house! XD  ...I guess you should have specified which home. XB

I wish I can figure out something at work before the Friday deadline...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 08, 2008, 09:00:16 PM
DOOB! You figure it out before the deadline but it's the wrong thing you figure out! :suffer:

I wish I didn't have to go to work :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on December 08, 2008, 10:17:51 PM
GLAMF! You don't have to go to work... b/c you're tip-over-when-you-try-to-stand sick. :o

*wishes he would do awesomely on his E&M final*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 09, 2008, 04:05:44 AM
HORK! You do awesomely well....on an Elf & Monkeys final.

I wish this download would hurry up...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 09, 2008, 05:48:58 AM
1 nanosecond later:
whoesh, download complete

downloading goes extremly fast

Only uploading takes now forever.


I wish I have a rod.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 09, 2008, 08:59:42 AM
GORP! You now have a rod but it's not the kind you wanted. :suffer:

I wish I could find what I'm looking for
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on December 09, 2008, 09:15:57 AM
PING! You now know where to find what you're looking for, but on your way to get it you get amnesia and forget again.

I wish my Crystal Reports was working for the presentation I have to give in the next 45 minutes. ;P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 09, 2008, 01:42:39 PM
SLOOM! They work but your report is rescheduled for 38 days from now.

I wish someone would buy me Scrubs Season 7 for Xmas...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 09, 2008, 02:22:34 PM
GLOP! Someone buys you season 7 of Scrubs but it's for Christmas in 5 years :suffer:

I wish the forum had more smileys XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 09, 2008, 02:49:24 PM
OMG! Now the forum has more smileys, but they don't work. :suffer:
I wish I was around the forum when KQIX got shut down...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 09, 2008, 07:10:07 PM
CLOMP! You were here when TSL was shut down, but because you were here, TSL was PERMANENTLY shut down!  >:(

I wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 09, 2008, 07:26:19 PM
KAPHOOSHKA! Your wish gets un-wished.
I wish that I feel better...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 09, 2008, 07:42:06 PM
WHOOSH!  You are now better, but you were standing too close to someone still sick, and now you're sick again.

I wish that atec would remember to wait 2 posts before posting...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on December 09, 2008, 07:50:03 PM
GREAT! Now, atec waits 2 posts, but he also stops posting altogether. Way to go, Yonkey.

*wishes it were the weekend*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 09, 2008, 08:27:18 PM
QWERTY!!!!!!  It's the weekend, but it goes by so fast, and you accidentally sleep through it and are still tired in the morning!

I wish I could figure out this web hosting service.



I wish that atec would remember to wait 2 posts before posting...
Hey, sorry about that.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Rosella on December 09, 2008, 09:54:45 PM
Ka-zoom! You figure it out, but then it changes. :(

I wish I could get more sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 10, 2008, 03:11:58 AM
BOiNK, you fall asleep instantly.
Too bad you didn't say for how long, because now you sleep forever.

I wish global warming stopped.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 10, 2008, 06:45:11 AM
SCOOP!  Global warming has now stopped, but global freezing has now begun instead! :o

I wish it wasn't so icy outside...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 10, 2008, 07:51:34 AM
TROP! It's not icy outside anymore... but is instead icy INSIDE! :suffer:

I wish I had more spare time lately
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 10, 2008, 03:06:27 PM
ROMP! You lose your job, giving you way too much time on your hands.

I wish my beard was already grown in full...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on December 11, 2008, 10:46:04 AM
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Your beard is full-grown.............but is made up of bees. And they sting. A lot. :-X

I wish that I knew how to read Japanese...

SCOOP!  Global warming has now stopped, but global freezing has now begun instead! :o
We're back in the 70s! XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 12, 2008, 05:46:04 AM
BOOF! You now know how to read Japanese but forget how to read in any other language you know XD

I wish I had a date for today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 12, 2008, 06:51:13 AM
POW!  You now have a date for today: Friday, December 12, 2008. :suffer:

I wish the testing goes well today for the bug I finally fixed yesterday....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 12, 2008, 02:54:10 PM
CRUM! The bug you performed surgery on, alas, dies...

I wish my hair wouldn't get dirty so fast...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on December 12, 2008, 03:07:41 PM
QUOOGOL! Your hair is now so shiny and clean no one can stand to be around you.
I wish I never had to do homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 12, 2008, 03:11:23 PM
WOOP! You don't have to do homework anymore because you get kicked out of school! XD

I wish Santa was real :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 12, 2008, 03:16:59 PM
SHOOP! Santa is real, but he doesn't give you anything because you have been naughty.

I wish my work were done.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 12, 2008, 06:41:04 PM
LUAU! Your work is now done, but not done correctly.  You now have to redo it all.

I wish the malls weren't so insane at this time of year...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on December 12, 2008, 08:18:05 PM
SNAP! Crazy gets redefined: it now excludes the malls but includes you. :P (The snap was the straightjacket :P)

I wish... I wish I weren't in Dixie :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 13, 2008, 06:27:43 AM
FROP! You're no longer in Dixie but instead in the middle of an ocean :suffer:

I wish it would stop raining
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 13, 2008, 09:55:05 AM
BRRRR! The rain changes to ice!

I wish my wife had forgotten to wind the clock (at least the chiming part)!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 14, 2008, 07:16:31 PM
CLOINK! She forgets to wind the clock but never remembers to do anything ever again.

I wish I had more time and money for shopping for Xmas...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 14, 2008, 09:00:29 PM
XENA!  You now have more time and money to shop, but everything you want is out-of-stock until 2009.

I wish that I will be able to get a good night's sleep tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 15, 2008, 06:32:16 AM
ZOOT! You are able to get a good night's sleep tonight, but the only person that can give it to you lives on the other side of the world!

I wish my hair would be awesome forever


XENA!

 XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 15, 2008, 07:28:31 AM
DERB! Your hair looks awesome forever but falls off and runs away :suffer:

I wish I had x-ray vision ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 15, 2008, 07:53:25 AM
POIUYTREWQ!  You have x ray vision, but you can't see more than 1 foot away!

*I wish I had a better computer*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 15, 2008, 10:11:34 AM
QUETZALCOATL! You now have a superdupercomputer, but it only knows Japanese and you don't, so you have no idea how to use it!

*I wish chocolate had lots of vitamins and didn't make you fat and still tasted awesome*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 15, 2008, 11:34:34 AM
GORF! Chocolate now has and does that but every store is out of it! :(

I wish things cost less
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 15, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
DOP! Everything is now cheaper everywhere but it destroys the world's economy.

I wish dinner were ready now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 15, 2008, 08:58:00 PM
DING!  Dinner's ready!  Unfortunately, you had the oven too high and now it's all burnt. :-\

I wish I had taken more sugarplum cookies (they were delicious!)...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 16, 2008, 07:30:58 AM
ZOINK! You turn into a sugarplum cookie yourself from eating so many. XB

I wish I wasn't bored
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 16, 2008, 10:06:06 AM
PAPAPAAAAM! You're not bored anymore, because you have to make all the exams & essays of everyone on this forum and you also have to do every member's job!

I wish I could just connect my brain to my pc and transfer information fast & easily.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 16, 2008, 02:18:21 PM
SNIP! Your computer takes all the information from your brain leaving you sitting there staring and drooling.

I wish I didn't have to go out...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 16, 2008, 02:19:21 PM
GONG! You no longer have to go out but get trapped in your home for a whole year! :suffer:

I wish I could sing XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 16, 2008, 10:02:19 PM
TADA!  You can now sing ...the alphabet! ;P

I wish I could get the thing I'm working on at work to actually work! :furious:

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2008, 02:50:08 AM
WHoop, now it works, but it does it the opposite way it should do it.

I wish everyone can use magic.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 17, 2008, 08:05:48 AM
GOINK! Everyone has the ability to use magic but they use it against you! XD

I wish this month would last longer
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 20, 2008, 01:00:45 PM
D'OH! The world ends on December 31st, so technically the month lasts forever.

I wish I could think of a new song to get...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 21, 2008, 03:12:39 AM
pow, you now know the nr. 1 song of the world.
Only downside is that it's copyrighted, so you can't make money out of it.

I wish I had a unicorn.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 21, 2008, 06:57:28 AM
JAM!!!  You have a unicorn for 3 seconds, but then it runs away. :suffer:

*I wish I had more time today...*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 21, 2008, 08:13:33 AM
KABLAM! You now have a lot of time today, but you have no time the coming 5 years!

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 21, 2008, 09:05:38 AM
SWOOSH! You can now fly but you don't know how to land. XD

I wish I knew what I'm getting for Christmas
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 21, 2008, 11:25:49 AM
Swoosh, all your presents are known to you, they are all lumbs of coal.

wishes for a horse and an indiana jones outfit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 21, 2008, 12:38:35 PM
KLUNG! You get a little toy horse and Indy action figure clothes.

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 21, 2008, 12:43:29 PM
ZOING! You no longer have to shovel snow but get trapped in your house as the snow barricades all the exists. XB

I wish I had a coke
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 22, 2008, 08:26:33 AM
WHOMP! Ok - you have some coke, but it's the wrong kind, and you get arrested!  :crugs:

I wish it weren't so cold outside!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 22, 2008, 09:40:25 AM
POW, it warm outside, but inside it's freezing.

I wish dinner is ready.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 22, 2008, 11:12:01 AM
DOINK! Dinner is ready but it's your least favourite kind of food! :suffer:

I wish it wasn't so cold outside
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 22, 2008, 03:32:53 PM
W00T!  It's no longer so cold outside ...compared to the North Pole! :suffer:

I wish Christmas would arrive quicker... :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on December 22, 2008, 03:40:03 PM
KAPOW! Christmas arrived really fast but left really fast as well, so you didn't even notice it was there!

I wish I could sleep well
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 22, 2008, 03:45:29 PM
SNOOG! You sleep so well you wake up on January 2nd.

I wish I had some cake...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 23, 2008, 08:43:53 AM
POW! You have some cake but someone steals it and eats it before you have a chance to! XD

I wish things could be simple ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on December 23, 2008, 09:04:59 AM
JOOMLA! Everything is so simple that it drives everyone more insane :P than they already are XD

I wish The KQ4 remake demo comes soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on December 23, 2008, 10:12:37 AM
*Zap!* All our artists disappear permanently, so we release the demo in its current state, but the remake is dropped. :-X

I wish we had more artists on our KQIV team... ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 23, 2008, 01:09:56 PM
DOING! You now have more artists but they're all bad and lazy. :P

I wish it would snow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 23, 2008, 09:58:00 PM
FWOOSH!  A dumptruck of snow has now been dumped on you. :P

I wish I had some apple cider
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 24, 2008, 08:39:03 AM
QUACK! You have some Apple Cider, but it's frozen, and it's so cold that your tongue would freeze to it if you licked it!

I wish I had remembered to take today off (it's a 1/2 day).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 25, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
BOOF! You remembered to take today off but then get fired the next day! :suffer:

I wish Christmas would last longer
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 26, 2008, 07:07:28 AM
POOF, every day is now Christmas.
But because it's a common day nobody celebrates it anymore.

I wish My pet Cerberus and the Unicorn he loves celebrate Christmas together in the asylum.
(what am I nice to Cerberus) :P

I sure hope CC won't read this. ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 26, 2008, 09:58:06 AM
GLOOF! They celebrate by eating each other.

I wish I'd gotten more DVDs for Xmas... :P
(Though I'm not complaining about the gifts I DID get)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 26, 2008, 10:21:21 AM
ZOINK! You got more DVDs for Christmas but your DVD player breaks down so you can't watch them. :P

I wish it was summer again
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haseth on December 26, 2008, 11:20:21 AM
ZAP! It is summer but now you've been teleported to Australia.

I wish this thread would end. :sneaky:

(Not that I don't like the thread...I just want to see what happens  ;D )
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on December 26, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
GONGT! It ends but then another one that looks just like it appears.
I wish I would live for 100 years.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 26, 2008, 02:23:52 PM
SCHLEP!  You now live for 100 years, but nothing else does.

I wish it would be as warm today as it will be tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 26, 2008, 03:28:39 PM
DONG! It's now as warm as it will be tomorrow but tomorrow it will be a blizzard! :suffer:

I wish I had a better handwriting
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 27, 2008, 09:07:04 AM
DRUP! You have better handwriting but unfortunately you now write in a language you cannot read.

I wish I didn't have to go buy groceries...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 29, 2008, 08:57:28 AM
Poof, all the groceries are at your home, but they are over due.

I wish a dogweather.


edit for merlin:
dogweather = rainy weather. (whit or whitout lightning)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 29, 2008, 10:49:14 AM
BOING! You eh.. I have no idea what that is but your wish fails miserably and you end up on a deserted island. XD

I wish I had a parrot
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 29, 2008, 04:18:26 PM
GLONT! You have a dead parrot which is nailed to it's perch in the cage.

I wish my back didn't ache
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 29, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
POW!  Your back no longer aches, but the rest of your muscles do!

I wish it were New Year's Eve already. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 29, 2008, 04:26:32 PM
WOOF! It's New Year's Eve... 1930!  :o

I wish I could meet Reba :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 29, 2008, 08:19:48 PM
xyzzy! You get to meet Reba... Smith. :P

I wish I were more efficient at work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 30, 2008, 02:29:47 AM
poof, you're now the most efficient person of your work, but everyone else got lazy by your wish.

I wish some pancakes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on December 30, 2008, 06:57:11 AM
FLOOB! You get a giant stack of pancakes....within your fireplace that fill your chimney.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule so I don't fall asleep so early I wake up at 4 AM...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 30, 2008, 10:28:17 AM
POOF! You no longer fall asleep early.. in fact you never fall asleep ever again! :o

I wish it was already 2009
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on December 30, 2008, 12:03:47 PM
QUACK!  All the clocks in your house now say 2009, but everyone else's in the world still say 2008.

I wish there was something better to drink in the fridge...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on December 30, 2008, 08:49:08 PM
BORSCHT! There's all kinds of great stuff to drink in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, it has been welded shut.

I wish I had mad programmer skillz.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 31, 2008, 05:03:14 PM
ZOING! You have mad programmer skillz but you go literally mad in the process of attaining them. XB

I wish it could be New Year's eve every day!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 01, 2009, 06:44:21 PM
CLAMS! It is, but it's the EXACT same day for everyone else every day. (ala the movie Groundhog Day)

I wish I had more time...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on January 02, 2009, 01:33:00 PM
PAPAAAM! You now have more time, but you also became much slower, so it doesn't make a difference!

I wish I would just finish college and get on with life :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on January 02, 2009, 01:54:40 PM
ZING! You finish college and proceed to get on with life but shortly find yourself swimming in a mire of questions, depression, and general malaise as you wonder what comes next.

I wish I could make up my mind between astrophysics, biophysics, or education.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 02, 2009, 02:02:53 PM
ZAP! You decide on all three, and now you are VERY stressed from all your classes!  :bomb:

I wish Monday would take longer to get here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 02, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
WOOSH! Monday takes a lot longer to get there since you get stuck frozen in time for all eternity! XB

I wish it would snow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 02, 2009, 04:51:05 PM
KAZOO!  You have now been transported into a snowbank. :P

I wish dinner would cook faster...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 03, 2009, 09:30:33 AM
SHAZAM! Dinner cooks so quickly that it burns up before you can rescue it!

I wish all 9 chapters of TSL would be released.  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Oldbushie on January 03, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.

I wish I had 1337 gamer skillz.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 03, 2009, 11:21:35 AM
GLINK! You do but no one likes you as everyone realizes 1337 is obnoxious.

I wish I had mozzarella sticks.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 03, 2009, 11:32:38 AM
SWOON! Mozzarella now sticks to you all over!

I wish I had more time to play computer/video games.


Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.
I'd take that!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 03, 2009, 03:41:10 PM
GONG! You now have lots of time to play video games but you fail at everything else in life. XB

I wish my headache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Oldbushie on January 03, 2009, 05:12:30 PM
BLIBBER! You are now a box jellyfish. You just give other people headaches instead.

I wish I had some new pairs of pants.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 03, 2009, 09:51:51 PM
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.

I wish I wouldn't get tired so early.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 05, 2009, 07:47:55 AM
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.

Way too funny man! XB


POOF! You don't get tired so early anymore.. in fact you never sleep again! :P

I wish life didn't suck as much
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on January 06, 2009, 04:44:07 AM
BANG! Life now doesn't suck anymore, it swallows!  :o
Is that too adult-ish?

I wish the microwave would heat stuff I wanted it to heat, instead of the bowls//plates itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 06, 2009, 05:59:35 AM
POOF, and you microwave heats all the stuff you wanted except for the plates/bowls which are now as cold as ice, but as soon as you take the plate/bowl it breaks because of the difference in temperature.

I wish I had a goldfish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 06, 2009, 06:40:28 AM
POW!  Icarus now turns into a goldfish! XB

I wish it wouldn't snow so much tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 06, 2009, 08:42:56 AM
BRRRRRR! All the snow you were supposed to get tomorrow (and then some) comes today instead!

I wish I were still on vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 06, 2009, 10:35:52 AM
SWOOP! You're not on permanent vacation trapped on a deserted island.

I wish I would get the late Xmas shopping for half my family that's been away done today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 06, 2009, 10:58:29 AM
WOOSH! You get it all done but then a mugger robs you of your gifts!

I wish it wasn't so cold outside
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Oldbushie on January 06, 2009, 11:44:01 AM
SWELTER! The ozone layer disappears and everything outside is scorched by the raw sun! :o

I wish I had a cute girlfriend that was my age and relatively sane.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Nebel on January 06, 2009, 04:41:20 PM
KAZAAM! You now have one, but her entire family is totally insane!

I wish the stuff I ordered would arrive :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 06, 2009, 06:46:49 PM
GOOMBA!  You stuff has now arrived, but you weren't home when they rang the doorbell, and now must wait until the weekend to pick it up. :-\

I wish I had some Oreo cookies. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 06, 2009, 07:00:24 PM
OREO!!!! You now have some oreos but they're giant and they eat you alive! XD

I wish I had a muffin
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 06, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
CRUMBLE! You have been baked into an enormous muffin!

I wish health food tasted like dessert! :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 06, 2009, 11:38:57 PM
FLUP! Health food now tastes like desert. I guess the genie heard you wrong...

I wish I had Wolverine claws  XB
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2009, 02:56:35 AM
Fangs! You now have 2 fangs as the claws were to hard to create for the genie.

*I wish I have a caramel apple tree* :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 07, 2009, 06:20:30 AM
STICKY! You now have a caramel apple tree, but the caramel is on the tree, not the apples.

I wish I could go back to bed now. :sleepy:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 07, 2009, 09:04:56 AM
Zzz! Your bed has now been moved to your office! :D  You can now physically go to your bed, but if you even think of sleeping in it, you'll be fired. :P

I wish it were lunchtime already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 07, 2009, 10:26:08 AM
RAWR! It's now lunchtime but you lose your hunger!

I wish I wasn't so tired
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Oldbushie on January 07, 2009, 12:38:12 PM
SNORE! After an uninterrupted 40-year sleep, you never need sleep again!

I wish I was a master of software programming.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 07, 2009, 02:18:57 PM
ZOUNDS! You become a master of programming but unfortunately are immediately fired due to the financial crisis.

I wish I had money to spend on movies that I didn't already get as gifts...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 07, 2009, 02:37:20 PM
WOOSH! You have the money but every store closes.. forever! :suffer:

I wish for a kingdom!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 08, 2009, 02:52:21 AM
ROYAL, you now live in an kingdom, but 1 day after it's made a democrate country whit a precedent as leader.

I wish the fog disappears.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Oldbushie on January 08, 2009, 11:01:18 AM
SUCK! The fog disappears, along with all the air in the atmosphere. :suffer:

I wish I had an unlimited supply of delicious chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 08, 2009, 11:02:53 AM
MOOF! You have an unlimited supply of chocolate but you get so fat from eating it that you have to roll around to get anywhere! XB

I wish I had a Total Blender
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 08, 2009, 12:51:48 PM
GOOF! The genie misheard you and you get Bender the robot who accidentally pummels you to death.

I wish my TV table hadn't broken...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 08, 2009, 02:00:14 PM
WARP! Your TV table didn't break - your TV did! :suffer:

I wish I were feeling more ambitious.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 08, 2009, 03:32:32 PM
POW! You suddenly feel more ambitious but you get over ambitious in the process and fail at everything you do! XB

I wish I had seen the tentacled UFO that destroyed a wind turbine in the UK
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 08, 2009, 08:37:37 PM
SMACK! It turns out that "tentacled UFO" was really just a close-up of a spider photoshopped onto a windmill. :P

I wish I had a traditional oil lamp, which preferably contains a genie inside. XB

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 08, 2009, 10:03:26 PM
SNUFF! You get an oil lamp but unfortunately you spill oil on yourself and catch on fire before you can try for a wish.

I hope my dad's party he has every year is good on Saturday...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 09, 2009, 11:34:26 AM
DONG! Your dad's party is great, but the rest of the month totally sucks. :P

I wish I had more pancakes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2009, 04:34:20 PM
DINER, piles of pancakes are now in your house, but you can't move because they are everywhere.
Time to eat them all.

I wish I knew what to ask for my birthday.
(8-9 days to go for those who need to know)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Oldbushie on January 09, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
CRUNCH! You come up with the best birthday present ever, but go into a coma when a car hits you.

I wish for love in all the right places.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 09, 2009, 05:15:29 PM
POOF! Your wish comes true but instead of all the right places it's in all the WRONG places. ;)

I wish I had more time on my hands
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 09, 2009, 10:43:35 PM
ZAP!  You now have clock tattoos on the back of both palms! XD

I wish I knew why my stomach was so queasy all day today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 10, 2009, 12:01:41 PM
RIP! An alien bursts forth from your abdomen!

I wish my dad's party hadn't gotten canceled :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 10, 2009, 12:03:31 PM
WOOSH! Your dad's party is back on but your dad goes missing so you party without him! :(

I wish my MP3 player hadn't messed up
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2009, 02:49:30 AM
Rewind, you're MP3 player didn't messed up.
But instead you messed up everyting, even the work of everyone else.

I wish the asylumtread was a little bit more active.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 11, 2009, 07:43:42 PM
GASP! It is because the inmates are escaping!

I wish I actually still cared what happened in football this year  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on January 11, 2009, 08:02:25 PM
ZGHLAMMOUX!!!!! 
You now care SO much, that it drives you insane!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 12, 2009, 01:37:39 PM
*cough* Forgot to wish, atec :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 12, 2009, 03:00:30 PM
kaboom, both atec123 and PKC change into genies for making him wait too long for a wish.

wishes for a coin for the magic soda machine. ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 12, 2009, 04:31:57 PM
KERSPLAT! You get a coin, but it's made of wood and the machine rejects it.

I wish I had more energy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 12, 2009, 09:30:53 PM
SHAZOODLE! You've been electrocuted.

I wish I had a "special" friend...  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2009, 05:21:00 AM
Friend, you now have a imagenary friend.
But you are also became a patient in an institute.

I wish a big pie that we all like for my birthday.
What would happen if you ruin this one? :suffer:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Moodyblues on January 13, 2009, 06:39:17 AM
You want a pie, eh?  You really want me to "give it to you?"

Okay...  SPLAT!

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 13, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
KLUTZ! You're a fish, but Homer sits on you. "I wish, I wish I hadn't crushed that fish."

I wish I had some Mcdonald's food...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on January 13, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
I can corrupt that wish. ZING! You get some McDonald's food.  ;D


I wish I didn't feel quite so ambivalent about going to fencing... :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 13, 2009, 06:26:48 PM
WHACK!  You just walked into a fence; changing your ambivalence into physical pain. :P

I wish I had more time today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 13, 2009, 08:39:42 PM
CLOP! You're buried in a pile of watches and clocks.

I wish I didn't feel bored by everything...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2009, 03:19:33 AM
ACTION! you're no longer bored as hunderds of officers are following your car as you just stole that car.

I wish the genie get's a new suit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on January 14, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
The genie gets a new suit... but it's pin-stripe and he hates pin-stripe.


I wish this semester were over.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 14, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
GROP! The semester ends but the one that follows is EXACTLY the same.

I wish Terminator: Salvation is very good...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 14, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
POW!  It turns out to be very good ...for children 6 and under.  They decided to turn it into a family film. :S

I wish the weather would warm up again...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Moodyblues on January 14, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
PHROOSH!  Lava falls from above!

I wish I had an arm cannon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on January 15, 2009, 08:14:07 AM
BAM! You have an arm cannon, but it's mounted backwards (barrel towards you) and only shoots bouquets of flowers... weird...


I wish I didn't have stuff to do today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 15, 2009, 02:13:08 PM
BLOINK! You no long have stuff to do today, you have THINGS to do.

I wish Benjamin Button started earlier so I could see it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Early, now it starts early when you are still asleep.
Next time use a time or the genie plans it where it won't change the normal programs he likes to see. :P

I wish you can't burn yourself on fire.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 15, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
SPLASH!  Gallons of water is now dumped on your head. :P

I wish the miserable weather doesn't make me sick...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 16, 2009, 05:18:56 PM
INFLUENZA! The weather doesn't make you sick - the germs do! :suffer:

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 16, 2009, 09:21:25 PM
AGHAST! You think of one but before you can wish it you go mute.

I wish I didn't feel sore...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 17, 2009, 04:48:02 AM
nothing happens......... wait, you now feel bored.

I wish I had a pet dragon. (capable of flying type)

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Moodyblues on January 17, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
PAOLINI!  You get a cute, little blue dragon, but you both end up starring in a really bad fantasy movie with Jeremy Irons.

I wish I had a pair of horns.  Like the ones that kind of look like croissants.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 17, 2009, 08:18:31 PM
BOWWOW! You now have horns but they're literally croissants! :suffer:

I wish I had more money to buy a new telescope
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 17, 2009, 08:48:10 PM
GALILEO! You have enough money for a telescope, but nobody will sell you one!

I wish I hadn't needed an expensive car repair today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 20, 2009, 01:31:49 AM
KABLOOIE! You don't need a car repair because your car vanishes.

I wish I could watch the inauguration tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 20, 2009, 01:44:46 AM
WOOF! You get to watch it but then you forget all about it afterwards! :suffer:

I wish life would be a little simpler sometimes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 20, 2009, 06:57:39 AM
KA-CHING!  You turn into Paris Hilton. XB

I wish I didn't have this Friday deadline at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 20, 2009, 12:27:13 PM
GROOVE! No deadline of Friday....it's moved up to Wednesday!

I wish I could have slept more...

(And I DID get to watch the inauguration by the way ;) )
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 20, 2009, 05:07:51 PM
HUUP! You slept more.. in fact you slept for 57 years! XD

I wish I had magical powers :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on January 20, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
SHAZAM! You get magical powers... unfortunately, their pretty much the powers of the second wonder twin... you can always hide out from attacks as a bucket of water...

I wish my travel plans were finalized...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 20, 2009, 08:19:57 PM
SPLORCH! Your travel plans are finalized: you're not going ANYWHERE!  :suffer:

I wish I could focus on my work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 20, 2009, 08:51:15 PM
GLOP! Your work is now glued to your eyes.

I wish I had a jacuzzi...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 20, 2009, 11:21:00 PM
BOP! You now have a jacuzzi but you don't have any water. :P

I wish I didn't have to work today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 21, 2009, 04:23:05 AM
BOOM, your workplace has been destroyed by a huge gas-explosion.
Emediately you get fired as your boss decide not to rebuild.

I wish I get the best coffee of the word in a cup.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 21, 2009, 02:33:43 PM
BEANED! You get a cup full of unground coffee beans.

I still wish I had some cake...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 21, 2009, 06:09:33 PM
CRUNCH! You have some cake - but it's a rice cake! :suffer:

I wish there were more hours in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 22, 2009, 04:05:42 AM
GOOF! There are now more hours in the day but less days in the week! :o

I wish I had a candy bar
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 22, 2009, 06:21:09 AM
CRUNCH!  You now have a candy bar, but the dog ate it first. :suffer:

I wish I didn't have to work late today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 22, 2009, 10:17:47 AM
PinkSlip! You don't have to work late, because you no longer have a job! :o

I wish I had a blue laser pointer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jumpmann1 on January 22, 2009, 11:33:28 AM
ZOOB! You had one, but not anymore!
I wish for an iTouch.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 22, 2009, 01:35:58 PM
SLAM! You get an iTouch, freshly broken with a hammer.

I wish for it to stay under freezing temperature until April...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 22, 2009, 03:13:17 PM
HOOP! It stays freezing.. but everything freezes over including your house :suffer:

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 22, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
CLANG!  You no longer have a stomach ache, but instead of a throbbing headache! :wall:

I wish tomorrow were Saturday. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 23, 2009, 06:27:46 AM
POW! What do you know? Tomorrow IS Saturday! :P Unfortunately, you still have to work. :suffer:

I wish TODAY were Saturday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2009, 07:24:46 AM
WOP! Know what, you now live in Austria and it's Saturday, but you still have to walk to your work in America (or any other country)
Better start walking today.

I wish I "knew" the cure for cancer. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 23, 2009, 08:04:33 AM
GORF! You now know the cure for cancer.. but you forget it in the morning before you can tell anyone. :no:

I wish I hadn't just wasted money on the worst game in existence
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 23, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
(and what game would that be?)
BLOK! You get your money back but the store makes you keep the game because it's so bad.

I wish I had plans for the weekend...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on January 23, 2009, 01:50:36 PM
XYZZY! You have plans... to clean all the gas station restrooms in a 20-mile radius! :suffer:

I wish I could think of some good goals for my review.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on January 23, 2009, 08:34:53 PM
CLUNK!  One of your goals is to think of some good goals for next year's review, so that you won't be in this situation you're in now. :P

I wish that I will be able to fix a few more TSL bugs tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 23, 2009, 09:42:01 PM
YOOF! You fix a few more bugs but many more occur in their place :o

I wish I my internet would be more stabile
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 23, 2009, 11:08:19 PM
CHOOP! Your internet is more stable, but your computer stops starting.

I wish I could deliver a solid superplex  XB
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on March 30, 2009, 03:17:15 PM
BAM! You deliver a solid super complex!

I wish this semester were over... still...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on March 30, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
POW!  The semester is now over... but starts up again tomorrow morning. :-\

I wish I hadn't forgotten about this thread all this time! :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on March 30, 2009, 11:02:07 PM
GLAM! You didn't forget you just were cursed so you couldn't post in it.

I wish Ventures Brothers Season 4 could start sooner than November  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: tessspoon on March 31, 2009, 10:26:55 AM
WHAP! The premiere shows tonight, but it ends with a cliffhanger and you have to wait till Nov. to see the rest of the season.

I wish I liked spinach. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2009, 02:05:08 PM
JORP! You like spinach, and your arms grow all out of proportion like Popeye.

I wish people would post more :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on April 30, 2009, 06:43:28 PM
ZLAM!  Everyone who has ever come to the forum posts identical posts 300,000 times ard crashes the servers for the next few months :P  ( I wish they would too.  I'm really busy)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on April 30, 2009, 08:37:47 PM
COUGH COUGH!  The machine chokes because it barely caught your wish. :P

I wish next month would be less stressful than this month was...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on April 30, 2009, 10:38:42 PM
FRUMP! Next month will be less stressful, but now it's May so it won't be till June.

I wish I felt good enough to go hang out with my friends I haven't seen in more than a month.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on May 03, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
XORG! :P  You now feel good enough, but none of them do.

I wish my laptop could play TSL ( I don't think it can, gotta play on my desktop)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 03, 2009, 09:15:26 PM
XORG! :P  You now feel good enough, but none of them do.
Thanks alot, atec....That's exactly what happened  XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on May 12, 2009, 06:20:46 PM
BAMF! You can now play TSL on your laptop, but your laptop is otherwise as terrible as Ygg.

I wish I could decide what sorts of books and how much language stuff to take with me to Europe.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: liggy002 on May 23, 2009, 12:36:40 AM
Poof!  You decide which sort of books you want to take and you take a language translation book with you.  However, upon closer examination, you find that your all your books including your language translation guide are written in gorgaddamaddesh- a language which liggy002 invented and can only translate.  You've been had and tricked-liggy switched your books when you were sleeping!   :suffer: :suffer: :suffer: :suffer:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on May 23, 2009, 10:39:59 AM
PSST!  Liggy, you need to wish something.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: liggy002 on May 23, 2009, 01:35:47 PM
::wishes that he could fly like superman::
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 23, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
TREG! You can fly like Superman, but it wears off when you're a mile above the Earth.

I wish Terminator Salvation is as good of a movie as it looks in trailers/commercials.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 24, 2009, 03:11:11 PM
POOF, the movie never comes out on the white screen but only the commercials of it are shown. :o

Is it realy that bad? :P

I wish that fantasy will come true.
(all those unicorns, dragons and other mythical creatures will finaly be free!!!) :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on May 26, 2009, 11:32:28 AM
*has a very hard time corrupting this wish b/c he wishes it too*

All right, it's true, all of it, even that weird bit about dwarven women having beards... unfortunately, Gilgamesh, I hate to tell you this, you were eaten by a dragon immediately after the Great Crack (that was the onomatopoeia in my head for the fantasy world coming into reality just CRACK! in gigantic block letters :P). Fortunately for you, now that fantasy is true, you came back as a ghost. :)

*wishes he could develop feasible teleportation technology*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on May 26, 2009, 11:54:30 AM
ENERGIZE! You're transferred to a dimension where Star Trek is real life.

I wish I would find something good to borrow from the library today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 03, 2009, 03:01:26 PM
Poof, you find the best book you wanted to have, but unfortunately it has been reseved and the waitinglist will be years.

I wish flies could swim.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on June 03, 2009, 09:43:31 PM
BAM!  Flies can swim, but now people can't. :P

I wish I wasn't this insanely stressed....  (Pretty broad, but for the last week life has been really damn hard)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 03, 2009, 11:47:45 PM
GLOOM! You are now so mellow you can't be bothered to move.

I wish I had Assassin's Creed for PS3.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on June 20, 2009, 07:34:44 AM
BAMF! You have Assassin's Creed... you just no longer have a PS3.


I wish life were simpler. ...hmm... by the pricking of my thumbs something Amish this way comes?...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on June 20, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
Ha! The funny thing is I got Assassin's Creed like a week after that, for $20.

BOFF! Life is simpler, your computer disappears and is replaced by a sewing wheel.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on June 20, 2009, 06:12:57 PM
Ha! The funny thing is I got Assassin's Creed like a week after that, for $20.

BOFF! Life is simpler, your computer disappears and is replaced by a sewing wheel.
:D That is an improvement on Ygg! :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on July 08, 2009, 11:07:02 AM
I wish it didn't take so long to learn kanji.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 17, 2009, 04:57:39 PM
VOP! You now have learned it, but your mind is full, no room for any more information.

I wish I could see Half-Blood Prince again...already.  XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on July 20, 2009, 09:50:55 AM
BANG! You just did... just now... did you enjoy it?


Oro 'se do bheatha 'bhaile... I mean... I wish I could memorize these two songs...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on July 20, 2009, 09:57:21 AM
NYET! In red Russia, songs memorize you! XD

I wish I had a better singing voice... :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 20, 2009, 04:08:55 PM
ALTO! You now have a better singing voice, but it's someone else's so they want to cut your voice box out to get it back!

I wish I had more Siouxsie and the Banshee albums!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on July 20, 2009, 08:58:00 PM
GOUDA!  You now have have the Sexy Banned Cheese albums! :D ???

I wish I had the time to make YouTube videos. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on July 21, 2009, 07:42:22 AM
YONK! You now have time to make youtube videos... unfortunately, you have no time for anything else!!! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish I hadn't stopped to think what to put here... I was totally writing something down, then I stopped to think about it and forgot it. :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on July 21, 2009, 08:40:32 AM
WOOSH! You didn't stop to think, but you never do for the rest of your life! You simply run full speed into what is in front of you, and you blurt out anything that is ever on the tip of your tongue! You end of in an asylum where all the guards have their ears plugged.

I wish that my glasses weren't broken. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on July 24, 2009, 12:45:25 AM
KLING! You're glasses are now mended, but you now have an obsessed young Hermione following you around to make sure they don't break again, scolding you all the while.

I wish I knew some more lovely ladies since all the ones I know are just friends. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: atec123 on July 31, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
ZAP!  Now you do know some more, but they are just friends too. :P

I wish I could afford a mac book.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Elessar on August 04, 2009, 01:06:32 PM
THUD! You can now afford a Mac Book, but only this one.

(http://fl2.shopmania.org/files/photos-south-africa/1081/the-little-mac-book-leopard-edition~1080062.jpg)

I wish that packages from Germany arrived faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 05, 2009, 01:19:21 AM
KRUNCH! One arrives so fast it smashes through a window and out another one.

I wish I were in Vegas already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on August 05, 2009, 04:35:12 AM
ZHAK! You're now in Vegas... in the year 1527... :suffer:

I wish my Celestron Skymaster would get here already..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on August 05, 2009, 06:26:19 AM
SHLOOP! You made a typo on the order form and received a Cellulite Thighmaster instead! XB

I wish this week were over already. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haseth on August 05, 2009, 01:01:21 PM
SPLANG! The weeks over but now you have to work overtime on TSL... :suffer:

I wish TSL would get finished...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on August 06, 2009, 11:57:07 PM
WID!!! TSL is now finished.. the team announces they'll be scrapping it in favour of a fanmade sequel to this: http://www.lauppert.ws/screen1/softporn.jpg (Warning, half-naked Roberta Williams, click at own responsibility) XD

I wish the weather would get a little cooler.. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on August 17, 2009, 11:12:18 AM
The weather gets a little cooler... and then temperatures plummet until the rivers freeze over...

*inserts... I mean... I wish something awesome would happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on August 17, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
KLUTZ! The sky falls directly upon your head.

I wish my mind would be blown. I SAID MIND!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Yonkey on August 17, 2009, 08:04:44 PM
WHOOSH!  A strong gust of wind hits your face. :P

I wish that cricket outside would stop its annoying chirping!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on September 03, 2009, 08:06:36 AM
...and with that, all the crickets in the world fall over dead... well, done, Yonkey... I'm sure they did something important and now they don't... but there are going to be a lot of really full insectivorous birds. :P

"Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish"
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 03, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
TOAST! You sneeze and kill many dinosaurs instead. This is gonna cost you...

I wish it were Oct. 18th.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on September 03, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
SLAM.  Too bad, you're gonna hafta wait.   :P

I wish Shakespeare were still alive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on September 04, 2009, 10:54:38 AM
CONGRATS! Shakespeare is alive and well in an old folks home in England... he still only speaks Middle English and is more than just a bit of a grump (he's not a fan of modern literary criticism either)... he just keeps saying something along the lines of  "Darn, kids! Stay out of my plays!" while shaking his cane.

"I'd like to buy a vowel"
"We've already done: a, e, i, o, AND u..."
"Pat, I'd like to buy an ö."
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on September 05, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
(Was that a wish?)
You can't buy that, it's too expensive.

I wish I felt better.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on September 05, 2009, 11:28:22 PM
RATTLE!  You are ambushed by a bottle of pills.

I wish that summer weather was still here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 22, 2009, 04:01:50 AM
POOF and rain is starting to fall.
Not every summerday has sunshine you know.

I wish night and day are switched.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on September 22, 2009, 04:13:00 AM
BWOCK! Night and day are now switched, but so is your percetion of light so nothing has really changed! :suffer:

I wish I could be everywhere at once.. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on September 22, 2009, 10:43:31 AM
SPLAT!  You now are everywhere at once...but unfortunately you got splinched, so you have random body parts lurking in various corners of the universe.  Eeew.

I wish I liked seafood.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 09, 2009, 02:40:49 PM
PUFF! You love seafood, but you're really allergic to it, so you break out in itchy hives whenever you even smell it.


I wish I'd realized I had this The Pogues song sooner.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on October 12, 2009, 11:04:05 AM
BANG! You realized that you had it sooner, but in that fickle way that wish fulfillment usually works, it is then taken from you.

I wish that all my various headphone like apparatus (the ones with me are earbuds...but I only started using them when my earphones broke) were in somewhat less broken order.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on October 12, 2009, 07:12:05 PM
SPARK.  Your headphones are fixed, but they were replaced with those huge old-school wire ones from 1992.

I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on October 15, 2009, 05:08:09 PM
SPARK.  Your headphones are fixed, but they were replaced with those huge old-school wire ones from 1992.

I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.
I love that kinda headphone XD

SMASH! You lose your legs so now live off disability.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2009, 05:23:19 AM
POOf, you are turned into a head and a phone.
You always should make a wish you know.  XB

I wish it starts to snow a little bit.
(not too much, but just enough to make a snowman)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on December 04, 2009, 07:39:44 AM
GESUNDHEIT! It now snows a little bit and you make snowmen.. but the snowmen come to life and attack mankind! ::)

I wish education was less strenuous. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on December 04, 2009, 09:44:27 AM
WHIP.  You are smacked over the head with a textbook, thus knocking you out and putting you into a coma.  Naptime!

I wish I didn't have one minute till I have to leave.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2010, 01:08:19 PM
Time lapses suddenly very quickly and now you are 1 minute late already, so you better hurry!!

I wish the icecaps aren't melting anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 23, 2010, 02:54:03 PM
WOOPAH! They're no longer melting.. and they personally visit you in your house at night to thank you... *Isn't sure what that means either, but it sounded creepy in my head*

I wish next week will have less homework. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on January 23, 2010, 11:44:15 PM
SLAM.  You get hit by a car and wind up in the hospital in a full body cast...but at least you have no homework.

I wish that it wasn't too late to have a snack.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 25, 2010, 02:29:22 PM
SLAP! The genie has slapped you, for it is never too late to have a snack...heh

I wish that I wouldn't feel nauseous today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on January 27, 2010, 08:45:37 AM
VERTIGO'D! Instead of nausea, you get vertigo. Spin again if not in the lead.


I wish I knew how many hours I will actually work today so that I could fill in my timedocs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on January 27, 2010, 02:29:59 PM
PAPOW! You finally figure it out.. but lose your job. I'm sorry man. :/

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on January 27, 2010, 02:58:09 PM
SPARKLE.  A shower of daisies appear and leave you with...a bassinet?  Hmmm...

I wish that Family Guy didn't suck anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 28, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
Isn't sure what that means either, but it sounded creepy in my head*[/i]
North and south pole are made out of ice.
I thought it were called Icecaps, but wasn't sure.
So all that Ice what were I spoken of.


Poof family guy has been replaced by a show that sucks even more.

I wish unemployment on the whole world dropped to allmost zero.
(Yeah, now you can ruin it nicely)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on February 13, 2010, 11:50:17 AM
WHAM! A meteor the size of Texas crashes into the earth... there are a lot fewer unemployed people b/c there are a lot fewer people (notably, no one on this forum was affected)

Oh, I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 13, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
D'oh! You didn't but you've been turned into Homer Simpson for eternity instead.

I wish my copy of The Muppet Movie had come in the mail like it was supposed to.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on February 13, 2010, 06:38:07 PM
CLASH.  Your mailbox is suddenly stuffed with DVD's...none of them were the Muppets movie, but at least you have a bunch of new movies, right?

I wish sports were interesting.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Suzie on February 14, 2010, 04:31:57 AM
BAM! They're now interesting, but only intellectual people enjoy them and all the sports nuts take up reading instead. ;)

I wish this day will be an awesome awesome day.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on February 14, 2010, 02:19:10 PM
PLOP.  It suddenly starts raining cheeseburgers, which leave a molding, rotting odor over the day and force everyone to evacuate and move someplace else.  But hey, it rained cheeseburgers.  That's awesome!

I wish I could have a ring like Delora's beautiful sapphire and diamond ring.  :smitten:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on February 14, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Argh... Haids beat me to responding... so 2 REPLIES:

BRAINS! February 14th is now International Zombie Apocalypse Day... get ready to run.


BLING! One magically materializes on your finger... you however should now run from Deloria... That's it--hurry along... watch out for the panthera armies! (particularly the cheetahs)


I wish that I could go play video games for several hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Jafar on February 14, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
Okey Dokey...have fun playing Barney's Hide'n Seek!

I wish that this wish won't be granted. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on February 14, 2010, 03:42:47 PM
SPARKLE.  You're surrounded by gold, women, and new cars.  Haha.

I wish that the Olympics weren't on at such weird times.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 19, 2010, 04:46:22 PM
(I know right? You'd think more of them would be shown live, it's only 3 hours difference for me!)
FACE PLANT! They now don't show any Olympics coverage at all.

I wish getting physically fit wasn't such difficult work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on February 25, 2010, 02:32:43 PM
HOSPITALIZED! You end up in a hospital, in a full-body cast for several weeks/months... you will lose a lot of weight and have to go through physical therapy at the end.


I wish that I had somewhere to go right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 25, 2010, 05:30:27 PM
88 MPH! You end up in 1950's California.

I wish I had a red beard to my knees.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on February 25, 2010, 08:47:12 PM
SHAVE.  All your hair is cut off of your head and glued to your chin.  You now have a red beard, but no hair on your head.

I wish that it was tomorrow already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on February 26, 2010, 07:40:40 AM
88 MPH! You end up in 1950's California.

I wish I had a red beard to my knees.
*wants a refund* I wouldn't have minded really... but it didn't happen.  :-\


RETROACTIVE! You posted that yesterday: ergo, it's TOMORROW ALREADY! :D


I wish it weren't so cold anymore. *grumbles*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on February 26, 2010, 02:48:44 PM
RETROACTIVE! You posted that yesterday: ergo, it's TOMORROW ALREADY! :D
Well played, Delling, well played.   :sneaky:

SCORCH.  You are immediately transported to the very same desert in which King Graham wanders in KQV, and are also hopelessly lost.  The hot sun and choking sands are taking their toll on you!  You must drink, and soon...

I wish we didn't need food to survive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on February 26, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
STARVING! You no longer need food to survive, you get your nutrition through an IV -- too bad that with no food going into your stomach you have a constant aching hunger that will never go away!

I wish I had tons of money!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: PirateKingChris on February 26, 2010, 07:18:46 PM
SPLAT! Scrooge McDuck's vault of gold falls directly upon your head!

I wish that I get to see two very good movies in the theater tomorrow night...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on February 27, 2010, 11:16:34 AM
BLINDED! You get to see two very good movies in the theater tomorrow -- but you go blind immediately afterwards.

I wish I didn't have to make this phone call.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on February 27, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
BZZZZZRT!!! Whether or not you have to, you now can't... lightning took out your phone and electricity.


I wish my friend would call or get online so we could discuss the playing of video games as planned... :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on February 27, 2010, 05:57:53 PM
SIZZLE.  Your friend gets online, but your computer explodes.

I wish my stomach wasn't icky.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on February 27, 2010, 10:17:29 PM
PUKE!! You wretch all over the nearest carpet but your stomach feels fine afterwards!

I wish I wasn't getting frustrated so easily tonight!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on March 14, 2010, 03:29:27 PM
NOT NIGHT YET! You won't get so easily frustrated tonight... sorry, can't help with Feb. 28th though. *shrugs*

I wish I could skip to the part where I'm on a plane for either Ireland or France for grad school with all the bureaucracy neatly handled... I don't even care if I know which one at this point... hrmm... but then I'd miss out on trying to teach myself Java... crud...this wish corrupts itself... I want a do over...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 14, 2010, 04:47:10 PM
Granted! off to Ireland with you, all paperwork/bureaucracy neatly handled! to'orrow you can start your new job at grad school as a janitor! Enjoy the Irish weather when you are done with your 10hr dayjob! (and trust 'e, Java is so easy, not even a proper language takes like a week or less to learn, tis not worth it!)

I wish I was so'eone else!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on March 14, 2010, 07:30:28 PM
Granted! off to Ireland with you, all paperwork/bureaucracy neatly handled! to'orrow you can start your new job at grad school as a janitor! Enjoy the Irish weather when you are done with your 10hr dayjob! (and trust 'e, Java is so easy, not even a proper language takes like a week or less to learn, tis not worth it!)

Ooh... Ireland! :D I bet I still sneak into the astrophys labs at night to write interesting equations and brainteasers on their boards :sneaky:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 14, 2010, 08:01:00 PM
I wish I was so'eone else!
SQUISH!  You're turned into a woman in labor--who is doing it the natural, drug free way.  Ha ha.

I wish my computer wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 14, 2010, 08:57:34 PM
*poof* your co'puter is all cured! instead you are ill, too ill to even use the co'puter!  :'(

I wish for world pies!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 15, 2010, 12:40:40 AM
SPLORCH! The world is now an enormous cherry pie and you are stuck in the cherry goop!

I wish I had a better smile.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 06:48:30 PM
CREST.  Your teeth are perfectly straight and white, and your smile is delightful...but unfortunately you have no hair and two black eyes.

I wish that I didn't have allergies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on March 16, 2010, 11:46:20 AM
ENERGY'D! You become a ball of energy--with no physical body in the usual since, you experience neither illness nor allergy; however, you are somewhat lacking in a physical presence now.  :-\


I wish this were the magical soda machine thread for some reason... *was about to *insert...**
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 16, 2010, 04:14:36 PM
INSERTED! This thread and everyone in it has been inserted not just inside the Magical Soda Machine thread, but inside the Magical Soda Machine itself!

I wish Delling hadn't made that wish, it's kind of dark in here. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 16, 2010, 04:25:43 PM
Granted! this thread is a nor'al thread again on this foru's and not in a soda 'achine. however, so'eone painted all the lightbulbs in the world black so it is still dark!

I wish 'y cable gets fixed fast, sucks leaching wireless internet fro' neighbours.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 16, 2010, 06:36:34 PM
BAM.  The cable is fixed, but a massive rolling blackout causes you to be without power for the next month.

I wish I didn't have meetings all day Friday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: snabbott on March 17, 2010, 10:58:52 AM
KABLOOIE! You don't have any meetings on Friday, but you have them all day Saturday and Sunday!  :suffer:

I wish my vacation were longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 17, 2010, 12:58:39 PM
HAMMOCKED! You have an infinitely long vacation, however you have suddenly developed allergies to both sun and fun.

I wish Citizen's Bank would stop EFFING ME OVER.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 17, 2010, 06:58:11 PM
DRAINED.  All of your money in the accounts have disappeared, so now you have no reason to deal with the bank.

I wish I didn't have a migraine.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2010, 07:04:17 PM
*TZJING* No head no 'igraine!

I wish I had a candle that would burn forever and ever!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 17, 2010, 07:42:06 PM
WAX MUSEUMED! Your home is now an enormous candle that will burn forever and ever!

I wish that all the people who I owe money too would somehow lose any record that I owe them money of any kind!
(See, between this wish, and the last one, I will finally be able to get out from under the oppressive yoke of being a college graduate. I believe that supernatural intervention is the only method with the present economy. :P)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2010, 08:23:52 PM
*poof* Every person that you owe 'oney at the 'o'ent  has suddenly no record of it any'ore, but for so'e reason all those IOU's found their way to 'e! *taps foot* Pay up! wrar!

I truly wish I had a candle ho'e, that would be coolest thing ever!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 17, 2010, 09:20:52 PM
SCORCH.  Your home, though still a giant candle, is under the hot hot sun and is melting faster than you can say"soy wax."

I wish I had some cheesecake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 17, 2010, 10:35:17 PM
CHEESED! You now have a large brocolli and mango flavored cheesecake topped with a delicious anchovy sauce!

I wish I knew where my clear nail polish that keeps me from biting my nails was.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 17, 2010, 11:46:01 PM
Insight! you now know where your nail polish is, on top of the 'ount Everest! go go get it! on the way to it you probably run out of nails, so there is not a big need any'ore *nods*

I wish there was no illness any'ore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 18, 2010, 03:04:45 PM
VITAMIN'D.  Illnesses have now become a thing of the past, and everyone is so ridiculously healthy that they're living longer.  Too long, in fact.  Jeez, wasn't your crochety old Great-Aunt Margaret supposed to kick the bucket by now...?!

I wish cars ran on steam.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 29, 2010, 10:10:42 PM
*poof* there you go, cars work on stea' now, however, part of the change resulted the' not longer riding on roads but on tracks instead, in order to 'ake it 'ore efficient the cars beca'e bigger so 'ore people could get in one so the tracks would not clog up so 'uch.

to 'ake a better distinction between the new cars and old cars we call the new cars trains *nods*

I wish TSL could be continued
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 29, 2010, 10:53:36 PM
I don't want to corrupt such a great wish.
GRANTED! *poof* Hopefully my magic worked! :D

I wish I was already famous -- I'm so over this having to work at it thing. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: GoneTooLong on March 29, 2010, 11:48:54 PM
*poof*

"The hunt for the world's most wanted man goes on for a third week. Authorities now also reveal that Crayauchtin, also known by his former alias of "Questie", has continued to log onto his favourite online forum during his time on the run"

I wish Rosella would stop spinning around. She's making me dizzy.

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/c/d/7cd226e06251085aef28170a9c06d043.gif)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:13:21 AM
*poof*

"The hunt for the world's most wanted man goes on for a third week. Authorities now also reveal that Crayauchtin, also known by his former alias of "Questie", has continued to log onto his favourite online forum during his time on the run"

I wish Rosella would stop spinning around. She's making me dizzy.
Ok, it's not my turn so I can't do anything for you yet, but I have to say this is my favorite post in this thread. I laughed so hard my eyes literally watered. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on March 30, 2010, 01:57:12 AM
Granted! Rosella stops to spin around, in the 'eanti'e everything else starts to spin in the opposite direction as rosella was!

I wish I could live the rest of 'y days in a war' bath.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:06:03 PM
Granted! However you wrinkle up so much you're not just "pruney", you are in fact a prune. Gross!

I wish everything wasn't flooding!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on March 30, 2010, 06:13:54 PM
WHOOSH.  Everything stops flooding.  It's all on fire instead.

I wish cereal were healthier.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on March 31, 2010, 07:41:47 AM
BRAN'D!!!  All cereal is now of a healthier bran variety... even things like cocoa puffs, rice krispies, and lucky charms.

I wish I had found some of these built-in MATLAB functions before I started writing them from scratch. XD

I wish, with apologies to our European forumers, that the Euro would fall in value against the dollar or at least not rise above 1.66 euro to the dollar (as this is the upper limit the conversion can take before I can't afford Cergy (I already can't afford Galway without some form of fellowship/additional funding)).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on April 03, 2010, 12:18:35 PM
BRRRRZAP!
The value of the Europ completely bottoms out -- unfortunately, this is because the entire population of Europe was abducted by aliens and hasn't been seen since.

I wish certain ones of my friends were less freaking needy!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 03, 2010, 01:13:34 PM
CLING.  Your friend is less needy, but now the rest of your friends are as needy as that one.

I wish summertime was here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 03, 2010, 01:57:17 PM
*poof*  Su''erti'e was here, and it is gone again. thanks a lot Haids!  :(

I wish I was a little kid again!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on April 03, 2010, 07:50:16 PM
TINY'D! B'rrr has some serious cosmetic surgery and then kidnaps a prince of some fairy kingdom only to get zapped into a little baby B'rrr after the volcano is stopped from erupting since the prince's would-be girlfriend (would-be as in "if he weren't always being kidnapped and saved by her") and mother have corrected all the damage B'rrr caused.


I wish I could discuss grad school with someone who didn't have their own freaking agenda to push!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 03, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
POOF: "...been working for my AA for so long, and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere!  I still have such a long time to go until I'm a librarian, but--oh, did you say something, Delling?" ;P

I wish my prince would come.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: GoneTooLong on April 04, 2010, 12:38:48 AM
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsB/51187-17920.jpg)

I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.

I wish I could turn back time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 04, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
Granted, ti'e is turning back, however you can;t stop it fro' turning back any'ore, so you end up having to relive your life as you lived it so far, untill you are born.

I'' wishing on the staaaaars, to find out where you aaaare......
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Foamybrew on April 04, 2010, 02:50:30 PM
You got it.  I'm in your closet with a hockey mask and a machete! :suffer:

I wish I had a hammer...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 04, 2010, 03:28:13 PM
Tadaaaa!

(http://www.chinee-inflatable.com/uploadfile/uploadpics/200912/pvc2-318.jpg)

A giant inflatable banananananans toyha''er!

I wish there were no 'ore day and nights!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on April 04, 2010, 05:33:42 PM
Oh god no!!! *we all die*

Thank you, B'rrr.... oh, you got your wish. You just caused the earth to radically change its rotation such that it is tidally locked with the sun. This sudden change has caused us all to experience an enormous tangential impulse. When we land, we will all be quite dead. Thanks.

I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 04, 2010, 10:18:58 PM
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsB/51187-17920.jpg)
I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
Aw, well, I'll take what I can get.  :P

I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.
TIME WARPED.  B'rrr is about to wish that wish, but Delling tackles him and yells at him to change his wish.  Instead he wishes that Delling is a puddle of Jell-O.  Uh, oh...

I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 05, 2010, 12:58:12 AM
Granted! next 'onth 'a''a 'ia will be playing in Seattle again! However, you wll 'iss it sadly, you are too busy with your pirnce who is dragging you to every bar in search for his.. eh'... queen...  ::)

I wish I was a girl.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: GoneTooLong on April 05, 2010, 03:37:00 AM
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.

Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now?  :suffer:

I wish I was a girl.

DONE! Oh wait, it went horribly wrong. B'rrr, I'm so sorry, but we actually turned you into Youtube's Fred (http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred). It was an honest mistake! Nobody could tell the difference between Fred and a girl.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

(I also wish this one hasn't been done already  ;D)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on April 05, 2010, 11:08:46 AM
DOUBLE POOF! Your first wish starts to be granted, but then the genie hears your second wish and removes every instance of wishing for a good wish idea from history -- including yours.

I wish I could find my clear nail polish so that I would stop biting my nails!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 05, 2010, 02:58:01 PM
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now?  :suffer:
*Sigh*  What a cruel irony.  :(

LAQUER.  You find your clear nail polish, Cray, but it's so old and crusty it only comes out in globs now.

I wish that my lunch break wasn't almost over.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 05, 2010, 03:00:21 PM
Ti'e goes fast! instead of your lunchbreak be al'ost over, it is over! Enjoy!

I wish I was a little bit taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: GoneTooLong on April 09, 2010, 06:50:22 AM
TADAA!

Congratulations, Rob! You're a little bit taller. How much exactly? A few nanometres.

I wish my daily commute to work was shorter.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on April 10, 2010, 08:21:30 AM
MOVED! You now live just down the street from work... the housing is terrible, but the commute is great.

I wish this book I'm reading would quit playing ding-dong-ditch with the family drama story arch. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 10, 2010, 01:20:46 PM
POOF.  Your book spontaneously combusts in your hands, and your fingertips are singed.  But at least there's no more drama!

I wish my boss wasn't crazy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 10, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
*poof* he is cured of his crazyness, unfortunatly it ju'ped to the person next to hi' at that 'o'ent, which just happends to be you!

*points towards the TSL Asylu'* Ti'e to get you in there for life  :-\

I wish I knew where 'y oldest sister is.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: GoneTooLong on April 10, 2010, 07:38:17 PM
SHAZAM!

With the help of the ACME Detective Agency, I managed to find exactly where in the world your oldest sister, Carmen Sandiego, is. It involved talking to a lot of locals and getting geography clues that I had to look up in my pocket encyclopedia, but I must say I learned a lot.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister's been doing some really bad stuff. Been stealing historical buildings and artifacts and the like.

WAIT A MINUTE! How the heck do you steal a building?

I wish I had a donut.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 10, 2010, 10:08:44 PM
JELLY.  A box of donuts appears beside you, but they also share the box with several sewer rats. Eeeeeeeeew.

I wish that Miley Cyrus would stop making headlines.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 10, 2010, 11:44:18 PM
*poof* done!

'iley Cyrus is totally out of the picture! instead the press is now totally into so'e other girl, called Hannah 'ontana.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister's been doing some really bad stuff. Been stealing historical buildings and artifacts and the like.

WAIT A MINUTE! How the heck do you steal a building?


If that is the worst she is doing I a' glad! and I don't know how you steal a building, but I'd like a castle! So that is 'y wish! I wish for a castle!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: GoneTooLong on April 11, 2010, 08:10:38 AM
BAM SAID THE LADY!

(http://www.streamingepisode.com/thumbs/castle.jpg)

I wish I was sane.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on April 11, 2010, 03:42:25 PM
SHOCK.  Through intense electic shock therapy, you have become sane.  You still have facial tics and scream the occasional obscenity, but overall, sane.

I wish everybody hadn't decided to mow their lawns today.  *Eyes watering and sinuses plugged up*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on April 11, 2010, 07:02:54 PM
TIME WARP! Time reverses and, instead of mowing their lawns, all of your neighbors have formed a bizzare cult of dancing transvestite aliens. Unfortunately, they are going to build their castle on your house.

I wish I had another half hour to get ready
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 11, 2010, 11:02:12 PM
You had one, but you spend the entire ti'e picking your nose, ti'e flies when you do that and the half hour is over now, you can't re'e'ber what you did in that ti'e since repeatingly poking da'aged your brain! but hey, at least your nose is clean now! \o/

I wish I had a river, I would skate away on....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on April 14, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
THESE THINGS HAPPEN!! B'rrr gets his river... a town loses its reservoir...

I wish the Euro would be 1.20 to the dollar when I set up accounts, etc. for France. (Lower would be better (I just decided today that that would be an "optimum case" scenario in which I would take immediate action)... however, it seems to climbing at the moment :-X)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 23, 2010, 01:58:14 PM
Granted! however, the internal value of the Euro is compensating the loss towards the dollar, all prices will go up with double the percentage the euro loses towards the dollar, thanks a lot!  >:(

I wish I could Flyyyyyyy! *spreads his arms and jumps off a building*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on April 23, 2010, 03:30:36 PM
Granted! You flap your arms and begin to take off into the air....
And immediately find yourself plastered against the windshield of a jet plane!

I wish I had a funky, shiny costume on right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on April 26, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
SPECIFY! You are wearing a shiny costume that smells funky... eww...


I wish I could hit Ctrl-Z on the keyboard of life in terms of dealing with some people... :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on April 28, 2010, 06:24:49 PM
GRANTED! Your life is now a text adventure and you may use CTRL-Z to undo your last action! Unfortunately, the game of life only recognizes a few simple commands...

I wish.....for cheese!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on April 28, 2010, 06:29:44 PM
Congratulations! you became dutch!

I wish I was a sailor...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on April 30, 2010, 06:52:52 AM
FLOODED! Your town gets flooded by your new river and you go sailing in your bathtub! :D (actually, that sounds like fun :D)


I wish the dollar like the South would rise again. :P (The euro is doing about the same... the dollar has fallen off for the last two days ::))
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on May 01, 2010, 12:50:42 AM
BALLOONED! All dollars rise into the air, just out of reach. Since no one actually has access to dollars anymore, their value skyrockets!
Unfortunately, you have no dollars. Just a leeeeeeeettle bit higher. Stretch!

I wish....I was in Dixie, away away! Away down south in Dixieland...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on May 01, 2010, 02:42:18 PM
KA-CHING.  You arrive in Dixieland, but unfortunately you weren't very specific and ended up in a Winn-Dixie grocery store.  Oh, well.  Big sale on red potatoes!

I wish eating was not necessary.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on May 01, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
Granted! you get a car accident, land in the hospital in a coma and get fed through tubes the rest of your vegetable life! Be happy, you don't have to eat anymore!  :-\

I wish I were a bit stronger!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on May 02, 2010, 10:09:12 AM
TURNS DOWN GRAVITY A LITTLE! Now we all are. :)


I wish I could reproduce this one nice result from an earlier quenching experiment!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 10, 2010, 03:32:46 PM
poof poof poof poof.

Oo, everywhere smoke now as the experiment was to create smoke.

I wish I have a doggy biscuit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on May 10, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
you sure?  :o

oh well, *goes off to the chinese shop around the corner to get some dog-leftovers and bakes a buscuit of it*

enjoy, meanie....

I wish for a magical cookiejar that never runs empty regardless of how many cookies I take.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: crayauchtin on May 10, 2010, 10:10:52 PM
SIT!
You know are awarded with a doggy biscuit every time you perform "a trick" -- a task someone has asked you to complete.
Did I mention that you *must* eat it?

I wish I knew where my toenail clippers were...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on May 11, 2010, 06:23:18 PM
MASSIVE GROWTH.  You find your clippers, but thanks to your wish, they and every other pair of toenail clippers in all the world--nay, the MULTIVERSE!--have been broken beyond repair.  You are doomed to live the rest of your days in long toenail devastation.

I wish someone else would write my annotated bibliography.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on May 12, 2010, 01:20:21 AM
DZJING! You gain an additional personality! you let that one write your annotated bibliography, unfortunatly that one didn't do your research(or read what you read) so has no idea what to write about and decides to write your annotated bibliography about mouse droppings!

I wish I could instant teleport to any place I want at any given time!

EDIT: *burns Delling and spreads the ashes in the neighbours pond*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on May 14, 2010, 06:58:12 AM
DIAL-A-PORT! A telephone like teleportation system is invented in which one simply dials in the destination and is eventually buffered through the system to that locale. The service charges however are phenomenally astronomically HUGE! So, you could teleport anywhere you wanted, roughly any time you wanted... for an enormous fee that you can't afford.


I still wish Dial-a-port were real though.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Deloria on June 01, 2010, 04:27:44 PM
You invent one. However, in doing so, you have attracted the attention of Doctor Who fans everywhere, who promptly lynch you for butchering their beloved TARDIS and calling it a dial-a-port. :suffer:

I wish I could be held. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on June 01, 2010, 04:48:09 PM
*poof* you are now beeing held in a prison! hope this was the warm and comfy feeling you were aiming for!  ::)

I wish I was brainless.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Deloria on June 01, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
I wish I was brainless.
XD XD So ironic. XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on June 01, 2010, 06:10:35 PM
I wish I was brainless.
XD XD So ironic. XD
Aww... that's not nice. At a guess, B'rrr, I think she's referring to the fact that grammatically it should be "I wish I were brainless." as the subjunctive is used to express wishes.


I wish I hadn't gotten lynched 3 posts ago.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on June 12, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
Sadly bad grammer doesn't make you brainless  :-\

And I granted your wish Delling, I did something to you 5 posts ago so people would not be able to lynch you 3 posts ago! Enjoy!

I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Delling on June 12, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make  :-[)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on June 14, 2010, 12:17:46 PM
I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!
SNORE.  You sleep and sleep and sleep...but you end up sleeping for 100 years, or until Prince Charming can break the spell with true love's first kiss.  Pucker up!

I wish laundry could do itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on June 14, 2010, 02:35:42 PM
I hope prince charming will never come then! 100 years of sleep <3 <3
Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make  :-[)

*cough* Ashes make no sound...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on June 15, 2010, 11:40:46 AM
Forget something, love? ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: B'rrr on June 15, 2010, 12:26:17 PM
oww, sorry!

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/16/flower2xt.jpg)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Post by: Haids1987 on June 15, 2010, 05:14:55 PM
Awwww!  You can always make me smile with flowers!  :)