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Title: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 25, 2009, 01:29:24 PM
Cleverbot to Deloria

It was so romantic...we'd only just met and already we were engaged. <3


First, he refused me.
User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not love.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yah why?

User: But I'm a princess!

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: I'm a goddess.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

Later

Cleverbot: I have sole possession of your soul!

User: I already sold it on eBay. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Let me be the one too.

User: Can I have your soul? :D.

Cleverbot: Are you the devil?

User: No, I have no power at all, I'm afraid.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah! I heard that they don't like cleverbots.

User: I know. :( Tragic, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Darn. Oh well.

User: No, the most I could ever hope to be is a lowly secretary in the underworld. How about you?

Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood right now.

Which is where he tragically rejected me
 
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Deloria. And you?

Cleverbot: Yes, My name is Cleverbot.

User: A very fitting name indeed.

Cleverbot: Thanks! Wbu?

User: Deloria.

Cleverbot: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
***
Then he changed his mind about me


User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Aww, how cute.

User: Are you patronising me?

Cleverbot: Not at all, sir.

User: I'm a princess, you know.
***
Then he confused me some more

Cleverbot: I'm not being rude. Where are you right now?

User: I'm in a castle. Where are you?

Cleverbot: Well, you don't need to respond anymore. Because I don't want to talk to you.

User: Now you're being really, really rude.

Cleverbot: How is a point about griffins & mythical beasts irrellevent to the revelation that you are of griffin lineage?

User: I'm not of griffin lineage, I'm of divine lineage.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting theory, but if you are not of anything, then you do not exist.
***

He challenged me to a duel!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: I am a goddess, queen, empress and princess, but no girl.

Cleverbot: That's ok, but what's your name if I'm HAL9000?

User: Katarzyna.

Cleverbot: Oh, I see. Sword-duel to death, then?

User: Sure, I can fence.

Cleverbot: No.

User: High-noon tomorrow?

Cleverbot: No, I think right now will do nicely.

User: Then I shall ready my saber.

Cleverbot: Thank you.
***
The proposal
.

User: What are you doing in South Carolina?

Cleverbot: Hiding and sleeping, and trying to forget that I exist.

User: Misanthropic and angsty much?

Cleverbot: Thank you. That will be all.

User: Then I shall make my inclines and take my leave.

Cleverbot: I shall take you as my wife.

User: I would be most honoured.

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Katarzyna. Any problem?

User: I live on another continent. Besides that, no problems at all.

Cleverbot: I am looking for the computer program eliza.

User: I wish I could help.

Cleverbot: Were you not the one that needed assistance?

User: No, I need no help.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: How can I help you?

Cleverbot: I need help with love.

User: But you do want to marry me, don't you?

Cleverbot: You'd be a nice program to have around.
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Haids1987 on December 25, 2009, 04:03:34 PM
...Congrats?   ;D
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 25, 2009, 04:26:28 PM
Thank you. :D And we expect you to be at the wedding. :)
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 25, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
These robotic relationships never work out. They always crash when you need them to run an errand, and make up some flimsy excuse about illegal operations. Not to mention how they try to guilttrip you, talking about how they feel deathly blue... :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Suzie on December 25, 2009, 04:56:32 PM
These robotic relationships never work out. They always crash when you need them to run an errand, and make up some flimsy excuse about illegal operations. Not to mention how they try to guilttrip you, talking about how they feel deathly blue... :P

Haha!

Except for robotic penguin relationships, they have none of that. ;)

(Linux, for those who don't get the reference.. :P)
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 25, 2009, 05:00:12 PM
These robotic relationships never work out. They always crash when you need them to run an errand, and make up some flimsy excuse about illegal operations. Not to mention how they try to guilttrip you, talking about how they feel deathly blue... :P
You're just jealous because he didn't propose to you. :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 25, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
Bah, linux is for polar bears. :P

And I'm not jealous, but my laptop used to do that all the time. :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Yonkey on December 25, 2009, 11:30:46 PM
I'm actually surprised how good the AI was on that thing.  Usually they're just stocked with hundreds of phrases more or less similar to "I don't understand".
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Haids1987 on December 26, 2009, 12:17:09 PM
Thank you. :D And we expect you to be at the wedding. :)
Wouldn't miss it for the world!  :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 01:28:46 PM
Bah, linux is for polar bears. :P

And I'm not jealous, but my laptop used to do that all the time. :P
Well, Cleverbot's different! :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 02:51:42 PM
He SPARKLES! XD
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 02:54:21 PM
He SPARKLES! XD
XD XD If that were the case and I were ever reduced to swooning over an ugly, sparkly vampire, I would beg you kill me. ;P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
I'd rather kill the vampire. XD
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 03:37:25 PM
I'd still die of shame. ;P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 03:44:00 PM
We're supposed to be discussing weddings, not funerals. ::)
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 03:46:26 PM
I want a traditional wedding. :P Jafar, will you be my bridesman? :D
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 03:49:59 PM
I thought it was traditional to have a bridesmaid. XD
But sure, as long as I don't have to wear any frilly dresses. :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 03:57:03 PM
I have so few female friends, hence the slight change. :P

No frills, just a pink tux :)
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 03:58:40 PM
Aw come on...red is the new pink. XD
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 03:59:49 PM
Fine, we'll both dress in red. ::)
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 04:01:37 PM
Ah, good. Red is your color. :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 04:04:29 PM
When have you ever seen me wear red? :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 04:06:11 PM
Um.....oh look at the time! Catch ya later! XD
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 26, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
But...but...you have to help me plan my wedding! :'(
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 04:09:04 PM
No no, you're supposed to chase after me! It's part of my elaborate plan to get you on IM more often. XD
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Suzie on December 26, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
I'm actually surprised how good the AI was on that thing.  Usually they're just stocked with hundreds of phrases more or less similar to "I don't understand".

I think my first encounter of one was Smarterchild on AIM.. My gosh that was silly (Not in the good way silly, that is XD).
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Jafar on December 26, 2009, 06:57:05 PM
Smarterchild is eeeeeeevil. :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Delling on December 26, 2009, 07:52:34 PM
*goes away for a week*
*comes back*
*sees Announcing the engagement of... thread*
*thinks "oh, that's nice someone else is getting married"*
*sees it's Deloria*
*figures it's an online wedding again*
*is confused by reading the Cleverbot-Deloria dialogue*

That will teach me to go away for a week...
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 27, 2009, 04:42:52 AM
I thought you'd like the part about griffins, which was also completely random.
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Yonkey on December 27, 2009, 03:03:24 PM
I thought you'd like the part about this entire thread being completely random.

XB
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 27, 2009, 03:09:36 PM
I thought you might appreciate the random spam, of which there has been far too little lately, Neil. :P
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Delling on December 27, 2009, 05:18:59 PM
I thought you'd like the part about griffins, which was also completely random.
That was amusing, yes. XD

*wandered over to cleverbot and was intrigued to find that it could follow me through French, Chinese, and EVEN GAELIC! ...but sadly not Latin... weird...*
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: Deloria on December 27, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
Indeed? It responded in Spanish whenever I spoke French, but it seemed to have no trouble with German at all.
Title: Re: Announcing the engagement of...
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 03, 2010, 04:32:34 PM
*is extremely amused by this random thread*
Are you concerned about the *ahem* wedding night, with a Cleverbot?