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Title: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: koko_99_2001 on January 17, 2010, 04:46:44 PM
Time for a new thread! Quoting from the last post:

Quote from: icarus on January 17, 2010, 09:56:59 AM
climbs the cliffs of logic in the holo room. Not knowing if I would fall whit his own logic.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on January 17, 2010, 05:50:44 PM
Be careful and remember that a master of languages will soar!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: atec123 on January 17, 2010, 05:52:04 PM
that just inspired my to get KQ6 working and play it again. ;D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on January 17, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Do it, man.  KQ 6 is the best one in the series! :yes:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on January 17, 2010, 11:50:47 PM
It's escapable. :P *jum,ps out of the window*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Jafar on January 18, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
What are you doing in my cel- er...Super Happy Fun Room? Sheesh, you open the window to let in some fresh air, and people start jumping in... ::)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: atec123 on January 18, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on January 17, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Do it, man.  KQ 6 is the best one in the series! :yes:
agreed.  I got it working again and I`m most of the way through playing the long ending.  I remembered almost everything.  Those things just don`t escape your brain.  It`s not like its been forever, but I haven`t played it since early last year.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: PirateKingChris on January 18, 2010, 03:47:03 PM
Quote from: atec123 on January 18, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on January 17, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Do it, man.  KQ 6 is the best one in the series! :yes:
agreed.  I got it working again and I`m most of the way through playing the long ending.  I remembered almost everything.  Those things just don`t escape your brain.  It`s not like its been forever, but I haven`t played it since early last year.
That's a long time? Heh, I haven't had working copies of King's Quest this decade!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on January 18, 2010, 03:54:27 PM
 :S  Jeez.  Get crack-a-lackin', guys, you need to be caught up for when The Silver Lining is released!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: atec123 on January 18, 2010, 07:47:34 PM
Something hard to believe is that I survived the first 8 years of my life without any sierra games. :D

hahaha but yeah.  I agree with haids.  what I had before I got a good dosbox setup for all the games was an old windows 95 laptop I got at a thrift store.  It played all of them pretty well.  Except KQ7 ran really slow.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on January 19, 2010, 12:22:36 AM
Quote from: atec123 on January 18, 2010, 07:47:34 PM
Something hard to believe is that I survived the first 8 years of my life without any sierra games. :D
Wow.  Just...wow.  I've been playing Sierra games for almost 20 years now.   ;D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: atec123 on January 19, 2010, 07:35:31 AM
And now I'm 17, and almost 18 and now I've played Sierra games for more than half my life.  Just realised that.

but yeah.  I'm just visiting the asylum I guess :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on January 19, 2010, 09:34:42 AM
Quote from: Jafar on January 18, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
What are you doing in my cel- er...Super Happy Fun Room? Sheesh, you open the window to let in some fresh air, and people start jumping in... ::)
Wha? :'( No, no, no, no, no, no....This can't be right. *jumps out the window in this room*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2010, 12:59:18 PM
allmost been a week since my birthday, so the pie should not be so good anmymore.

*throws the pie away, but doesn't know where it lands*

I don't like cleaning. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on January 23, 2010, 01:44:13 PM
Pie?   !!!  Don't worry about cleaning, Gilgamesh, I'll lick it up.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: icarus on January 24, 2010, 07:20:54 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on January 23, 2010, 01:44:13 PM
Pie?   !!!  Don't worry about cleaning, Gilgamesh, I'll lick it up.
but... butt... butt ít's a pie that's standing a week out of the fridge. Doesn't sound tasty.  :jealous:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on January 24, 2010, 10:53:33 AM
Quote from: Deloria on January 17, 2010, 11:50:47 PMIt's escapable. :P *jum,ps out of the window*
What is escapable? Surely not the Asylum.
Surely you must know all windows, just as doors, have biometric sensors too, so if you can jump through one (even though you can just as easily step through them, you needn't jump) means you're allowed to.

Quote from: Jafar on January 18, 2010, 12:01:17 AMWhat are you doing in my cel- er...Super Happy Fun Room? Sheesh, you open the window to let in some fresh air, and people start jumping in... ::)
My point exactly. BTW, Jafar, you can 'set' the biometric sensors to your room whether (or not) to allow other patients in there you know. You can even specify independently from the door and the window, as well as which patient(s) can and which can't.

Quote from: Deloria on January 19, 2010, 09:34:42 AMWha? :'( No, no, no, no, no, no....This can't be right. *jumps out the window in this room*
And back into your own cell. My, my, what are you up to now, Deloria?

Quote from: Haids1987 on January 23, 2010, 01:44:13 PMPie?   !!!  Don't worry about cleaning, Gilgamesh, I'll lick it up.
Who's the cat here (between us), me or you? That's gross! *orders personal to confine Haids to isolation cell* (Note, no cats attempted to lick the pie).

Quote from: icarus on January 24, 2010, 07:20:54 AMbut... butt... butt ít's a pie that's standing a week out of the fridge. Doesn't sound tasty.  :jealous:
What do you take the automatic systems of this Asylum for? Naturally the pie Gilgamesh inadvertently threw away was not the pie that was served on his birthday anymore, but was a replacement pie. As is policy in the Asylum, anything that has exceeded its freshness date is replaced. Doesn't matter if it's in a patient's fridge or not, those sensors can "sniff them out" anywhere (and no, it's not any type of feline).

Inspired by (even though they were disillusions) the idea of Deloria, the Asylum holoroom is now equipped with anti-grav units. That means you can actually float/fly. Naturally, at a certain height the normal operation of the holoroom will take over and the 'scenery' will 'indicate' you rising (further).

PS: edited (thank you, preview) before posting about 5 times, if any error is left in it, blame the inline spell check (set on British English).
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 28, 2010, 04:14:07 PM
What are all the upgrades that have been made copycat?

the following has been seen by me:
- Mail delivery system (I call that Email)
- android guardcats (I don't like it when they peek at me, feels like being watched)
- even more cameras (luckily still none found in the bathroom)
- spyware
- hardware
- software
- painting of a person, but only the eyes keep moving so now and then.
- escape hatch (wait, that's just my front door)

What other miracles have been placed here?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Jafar on February 01, 2010, 06:49:46 AM
What we need is a Rocket Jockey arena. Them space cows ain't gonna round up themselves, ah reckon!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on February 09, 2010, 03:14:04 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 28, 2010, 04:14:07 PMWhat are all the upgrades that have been made copycat?

the following has been seen by me:
- Mail delivery system (I call that Email)
- android guardcats (I don't like it when they peek at me, feels like being watched)
- even more cameras (luckily still none found in the bathroom)
- spyware
- hardware
- software
- painting of a person, but only the eyes keep moving so now and then.
- escape hatch (wait, that's just my front door)

What other miracles have been placed here?
Obviously, I won't divulge all the improvements that have been made to the various 'systems' in the Asylum to patients.

Naturally, you can receive snail mail in the Asylum, all scanned upon entry of course. Then there's also a chance to get a computer and surf the 'Net, given the fact there's a filter of course. Naturally, that too means you can get an e-mailaddy, both on- and/or off-line. Of course, e-mail that is sent or received is also routed through a filter, even the on-line ones.

You can't see all the cameras. Not all camera's 'record' in visual mode either. However, rest assured there's some type of camera in the bathroom too.

The painting where you see the eyes move is an optical illusion, and only happens when you look at it from a certain distance at a certain angle.

Quote from: Jafar on February 01, 2010, 06:49:46 AMWhat we need is a Rocket Jockey arena. Them space cows ain't gonna round up themselves, ah reckon!
One can always ask the holoroom programmer the specifics of said Arena, at which time (s)he will program it into the holoroom computer instantaneously from which time you can always 'load' it at any time.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 10, 2010, 02:17:35 AM
'sup, crazies?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on February 15, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on February 10, 2010, 02:17:35 AM'sup, crazies?
Talking to yourself in the third person again I see? Tsk, tsk.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 15, 2010, 05:02:49 PM
But...  I'm the sanest forum-dweller of them all.  My signature even says so!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 15, 2010, 11:04:12 PM
We can't all be sane, now can we?   :raf:

Oh look, a firefly!  *Dashes off*

By the way, we don't have fireflies in the Pacific Northwest...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on February 17, 2010, 04:36:39 AM
Quote from: copycat on February 15, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on February 10, 2010, 02:17:35 AM'sup, crazies?
Talking to yourself in the third person again I see? Tsk, tsk.
Third person? :P She's using the second person plural to address us. :P

(Posted on: 17 February 2010, 12:35:33)


She's not crazy, she's Roberta. :)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on February 20, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on February 15, 2010, 05:02:49 PMBut...  I'm the sanest forum-dweller of them all.  My signature even says so!
Since you made that signature yourself  I can easily dismiss it. The only thing that matters to me are the reports made by my therapeutic staff and they say something completely different from what's in your signature.

Quote from: Deloria on February 17, 2010, 04:36:39 AMThird person? :P She's using the second person plural to address us. :P

(Posted on: 17 February 2010, 12:35:33)


She's not crazy, she's Roberta. :)
Never heard of second person plural in my life. Also, if you keep addressing her like that, you're a long way from being released indeed.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 21, 2010, 05:48:36 PM
CC, haven't you tried the idea of inescapable before? Let's just see about that!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 21, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
Do you need a spoon to dig out in the courtyard?  I smuggled a spork during teatime...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 22, 2010, 12:22:25 AM
Psh, nonsense! I don't need such tools to escape this madness! I just need to act sane and fool CC's feline cohorts!

But if you really want to give me the spork, that might help with Plan B. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 22, 2010, 01:06:04 AM
But, everyone knows who I really am, CC (and Deloria certainly has the right idea *gives Deloria a Mango Minion for being saner than CC*) - you've seen it!  So if you could just let this Roberta out of that front door, that'd be great.  I'll even come back for visiting hours!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 22, 2010, 03:15:07 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on February 22, 2010, 12:22:25 AMBut if you really want to give me the spork, that might help with Plan B. :P
I slipped it in your pillowcase.  Don't tell the warden.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on February 22, 2010, 03:21:43 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on February 21, 2010, 05:48:36 PMCC, haven't you tried the idea of inescapable before? Let's just see about that!
The Asylum has always been inescapable before, yes, but I don't think that's been in the title before.

Quote from: Haids1987 on February 21, 2010, 08:12:49 PMDo you need a spoon to dig out in the courtyard?  I smuggled a spork during teatime...
We have a courtyard? Ah, you must mean the garden located in the middle of the Asylum. Won't be able to dig very deep there though, and most certainly not to anywhere outside of the Asylum's location.

Quote from: crayauchtin on February 22, 2010, 12:22:25 AMPsh, nonsense! I don't need such tools to escape this madness! I just need to act sane and fool CC's feline cohorts!
I must inform you the cats strongly detest the use of the word 'cohort' pertaining to them.

Quote from: MangoMercury on February 22, 2010, 01:06:04 AMBut, everyone knows who I really am, CC (and Deloria certainly has the right idea *gives Deloria a Mango Minion for being saner than CC*) - you've seen it!  So if you could just let this Roberta out of that front door, that'd be great.  I'll even come back for visiting hours!
If Deloria's saner than me, why is she still in the Asylum? Also, someone so strongly advocating to be let free is most suspicious.

Quote from: Haids1987 on February 22, 2010, 03:15:07 PMI slipped it in your pillowcase.  Don't tell the warden.
The security cats also don't feel at ease being called 'warden'.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 22, 2010, 04:40:41 PM
Quote from: copycat on February 22, 2010, 03:21:43 PM
The Asylum has always been escapable before, yes, but I don't think that's been in the title before.
The Asylum's always been escapable? !!!





:P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 22, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 22, 2010, 04:40:41 PM
Quote from: copycat on February 22, 2010, 03:21:43 PM
The Asylum has always been escapable before, yes, but I don't think that's been in the title before.
The Asylum's always been escapable? !!!





:P
Well, we've tried many times. CC always claimed it wasn't escapable before though -- the 5th floor can't be any different can it?? I mean it's not like CC's feline cohorts are any less feliney or cohorty. Or wardeny for that matter! :D
Thanks Haids, they'll never find it now!
*sits down on my pillow*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 22, 2010, 07:57:29 PM
Cray, I also have a surplus of teacups and teapots nearby in case you need a place to hide the excess dirt.  Plus if you mix water with it you can make awesome makeshift brownies...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 22, 2010, 09:41:48 PM
But first we could have tea!!!!! :D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 23, 2010, 09:13:33 AM
I think secretly, CC, you're the one in an Asylum, and we're all the sane ones.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Jafar on February 23, 2010, 09:31:20 AM
Well, of COURSE he's in the Asylum. He lives here, doesn't he? :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 23, 2010, 09:58:52 AM
That's right Jafar!
And he has those padded walls because he read in "Better Homes & Gardens" that they give a room a more comfortable feel to it! :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 23, 2010, 10:33:10 AM
Well, I mean that we're all NOT in the Asylum.  We just visit CC.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 23, 2010, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on February 22, 2010, 09:41:48 PM
But first we could have tea!!!!! :D
That's  in the THERMOS, silly adventurer!

But Mango, if the asylum is inescapable, then doesn't that mean that we're stuck here?  (For the moment.  Cray and my sporks are working in that...)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 23, 2010, 03:28:10 PM
Oh, as long as there's tea somewhere. We'll make brownies for the feline cohorts and then while they're eating them we'll escape through the hole I'll have dug to the 4th floor -- which is plenty escapable! :P

EDIT: CC, that wasn't outloud and you don't know I said it. So there. :P (Neither was that.) (Or that.) (That was though. :yes:)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 23, 2010, 03:31:41 PM
Do you prefer earl grey or orange spice pekoe tea?  I like the pekoe myself, but you're welcome to either kind.

Pssst--there's a Baggie full of fresh sporks in your scone.  I figured you might have broken one or two during the dig.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 23, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
I'll take some of pekoe as well please. Yum yum yum!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 23, 2010, 04:22:05 PM
Well, it's only inescapable for CC because he's insane enough to be in there!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 23, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
Then what's the point of trying so hard to get in the Asylum (as a patient) if I can just get out again? :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 23, 2010, 05:55:49 PM
If you're going to be in an asylum willingly, shouldn't it be this one?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 23, 2010, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on February 23, 2010, 05:55:49 PM
If you're going to be in an asylum willingly, shouldn't it be this one?
XD True. And it would probably be fun trying to find out the apparently rather hard to find escape route. If I ever manage to get admitted, that is. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 23, 2010, 09:42:36 PM
Down a floor!
Out the door!

It's my new jammmm boiz!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 24, 2010, 01:37:41 AM
Wait, wait..

People are TRYING to get into the Asylum?

I got stuck in here no choice way back when the first one was established, and seem to have become a permanent feature regardless of my improved sanity!

You could always come into my cell, Tessie..  We'll pretend to be twins or something.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 24, 2010, 07:41:41 AM
Trying rather hard, actually, awhile back. I even laid siege to the Asylum with my pirate ship! CC refuses to acknowledge my insanity though, even when I was declared unofficially insane *points to siggy*

*goes to Mango's cell and puts on identical clothes and a wig* :D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 24, 2010, 08:17:28 AM
*Walks past Mango's cell*

Wait, wait, wait, wait. *Stops and considers for a moment*

You've got a cactus in your cell!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Jafar on February 24, 2010, 11:56:41 AM
I don't even remember how I got here. :P

(Psst! CC, old pal, old chum...would you be willing to tweak the numbers on my next psychological evaluation for a small donation? :sneaky: )
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 24, 2010, 01:18:31 PM
I think I just walked in and was given a cell, and I try off an on to escape.... and when I do escape, I inevitably end up back in here. How does that keep happening?

Oh, right. I walk back in. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on February 24, 2010, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 24, 2010, 07:41:41 AM
Trying rather hard, actually, awhile back. I even laid siege to the Asylum with my pirate ship! CC refuses to acknowledge my insanity though, even when I was declared unofficially insane *points to siggy*

*goes to Mango's cell and puts on identical clothes and a wig* :D
If someone insane considers you sane, you must be insane. :D

I know you're sane, but so am I. :yes:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 24, 2010, 03:23:35 PM
Yays, I have a cactus cell twin to have crazy antics with!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Delling on February 24, 2010, 03:33:21 PM
Quote from: Deloria on February 24, 2010, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on February 24, 2010, 07:41:41 AM
Trying rather hard, actually, awhile back. I even laid siege to the Asylum with my pirate ship! CC refuses to acknowledge my insanity though, even when I was declared unofficially insane *points to siggy*

*goes to Mango's cell and puts on identical clothes and a wig* :D
If someone insane considers you sane, you must be insane. :D

I know you're sane, but so am I. :yes:
*refuses to go down this road again*

The truly sane do not call themselves sane... or they think they're all fish... I'm not sure... *shrugs*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 24, 2010, 05:41:20 PM
Craaaaaaaaaaay!  I've got a fresh Thermos of orange pekoe......
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 24, 2010, 06:55:34 PM
HURRAY!! !!! ORANGES! XD
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 24, 2010, 10:28:12 PM
But let's make sure that we keep the orange tea away from Mango.  She says that the mango minions get their feelings hurt.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 24, 2010, 10:57:21 PM
Well, I expect the Mango Minions are busy sorting out who their master is -- with two twins and a cactus to choose from who knows how long that could take??
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 24, 2010, 11:22:30 PM
Touche, compadre.  Twins would confuse them, and who can resist the cactus?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 25, 2010, 01:11:06 AM
I'm sure TessieTwin and the cactus and I can sort out some sort of management arrangement - just keep those oranges away!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 25, 2010, 01:17:34 AM
There's no actual oranges, there's just the tea MADE from oranges. Deceased oranges, no less. Oranges were harmed in the making of this tea.

*makes a label and sticks it on thermos*

Now there's even a warning for PETO (People for the Ethical Treatment of Oranges). Prepare to be protested guys!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 25, 2010, 01:24:38 AM
That's alright then; my Mangoes would be happy at that thought.  Although I don't like orange TEA, per se...  Bring some orange juice in here!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 25, 2010, 08:51:20 AM
 :yes: Orange juice is always good!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on February 25, 2010, 01:27:50 PM
Vanilla tea doesn't harm oranges. :) Drink vanilla tea. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 25, 2010, 01:42:49 PM
It harms vanillas.  Bad idea.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Jafar on February 25, 2010, 01:44:20 PM
No vanilla was harmed in the making of this tea. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on February 25, 2010, 01:45:25 PM
Vanillas don't have feelings. :P I promise. :)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 25, 2010, 02:09:14 PM
 :'(
Yes they do!!
I was once best friends with a vanilla and then his parents were turned into TEA!! He was so distraught, he went to an ice cream factory and DID HIMSELF IN!! INTO ICE CREAM!! It was terrible!! (Although very delicious! :pleased: Good stuff, it ended up being Breyer's French Vanilla -- which is a total lie because he wasn't French at all, just tasty. Anyways...) How DARE you!! Vanillas are people too! :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 25, 2010, 04:12:12 PM
Darn right they are - you tell 'em, Questie!

Although I certainly wouldn't pass up some good vanilla icecream...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 25, 2010, 08:31:16 PM
Vanilla tea?!  And disrput my sacred ritual of orange spice pekoe every night?  Mango!  I'm shocked and amazed that you would say such a thing!

Vanilla ice cream is always good, though.  Perhaps the warden/guard cats will put some vanilla ice cream in the menu.  *Drools*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 25, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
Well, I'm not really the waiter anymore, but I still know the way to the kitchen!

Oh wait...

I'm Mango now. Kitchens won't give me foods if I'm Mango.

Mabies I can be sneaky sneaky...

*sneaks off toward the kitchens*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 26, 2010, 12:05:52 AM
I want my vanilla icecream with chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands and a flake!

And Tessie, they should hopefully comply...  Especially if you put on a disguise OVER your disguise!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 26, 2010, 02:50:26 PM
Oooooooooooh, I've got it, Tess.  Hold the cactus over your face while walking and no one will ever see you!  They'll just say, "Huh.  Another walking cactus."  :scholar:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 26, 2010, 03:22:57 PM
Wait, wait, wear a grass skirt with the cactus! Then they'll say "Huh, another hulaing cactus" and that's just grand. Exquisite, even.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on February 26, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
*sneaks into the kitchens wearing the Mango Costume and hula skirt holding the cactus*

*locates the icecream stores*

*abandons the cactus, grabs the icecream, and runs*

Icecream for everyone!

*takes off the hula skirt and puts it on cray's head*

There you go, another hat. :yes:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on February 26, 2010, 06:17:56 PM
:(

No more hatseseseses! :dunce:

>:(
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on February 26, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
YAY ICE CREAM!

YAY QUESTIE HATS!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on February 27, 2010, 06:16:12 PM
Huzzah!  Thanks, Tess-the-hulaing-cactus-headed-Mango twin!

Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 08, 2010, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: Jafar on February 24, 2010, 11:56:41 AM(Psst! CC, old pal, old chum...would you be willing to tweak the numbers on my next psychological evaluation for a small donation? :sneaky: )
Tweak you say? Since I'm like 'The Untouchables' such a tweak might ensue but not in the direction you require... ::)

Quote from: Delling on February 24, 2010, 03:33:21 PMIf someone insane considers you sane, you must be insane. :D

The truly sane do not call themselves sane...
Indeed, exactly what I've been saying.

In response to Tess getting into the kitchen, that's perfectly normal as a) I haven't reprogrammed the biometric scanners which recognized her as Asylum personnel and thus allowed her access and b) she's not a patient and access to the kitchen is only restricted to patients. In the same manner, the biometric scanners will also recognize Mango, and thus refuse access to certain areas of the Asylum.

Furthermore, the 4th Floor is just as inescapable (excuse my little error in my previous post, it has been fixed) as every other floor. As such,it is also rather inaccessible to patients. There's nothing there besides closed patient cells and the entrance to the personnel elevator. Everything else has been moved to the 5th floor and some things upgraded (like the holoroom). Every wall, including floor and ceiling  is lined with a special alloy even a spork can't penetrate.

I do NOT live in the Asylum. in fact most of the time the Asylum is left in the capable hands of my cat personnel. I do not live far FROM the Asylum.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 08, 2010, 05:22:51 PM
One of these days I'm actually going to understand what is happening...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on March 08, 2010, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: mateo360 on March 08, 2010, 05:22:51 PM
One of these days I'm actually going to understand what is happening...
None of us truly do. :P XD
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 08, 2010, 06:07:02 PM
*decides to break out in song*

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adpet at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain...with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchal progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical,
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 08, 2010, 06:11:37 PM
Know what else sounds good?  M&M's!  How can we live in this captivity without the ever-alluring taste of M&M's?

(Posted on: March 08, 2010, 05:10:19 PM)


Quote from: mateo360 on March 08, 2010, 06:07:02 PM
*decides to break out in song*
Ooooooooooh!  What about dance?  I think I have tap shoes lurking around my cell someplace...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on March 08, 2010, 06:15:02 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 08, 2010, 06:11:37 PM
Know what else sounds good?  M&M's!  How can we live in this captivity without the ever-alluring taste of M&M's?
Yes! The semester-long paper I'm writing is about something called M&m sequences, so I keep wanting M&m's after working on it all day. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 08, 2010, 06:20:48 PM
I FOUND SOME!!

*Starts pelting Tess across the forehead with M&M's*

Oh wait--these are Skittles!  *Fall to my knees and gaze heavenward*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on March 08, 2010, 06:33:53 PM
*eats some of the skittles even though they are not nearly as good*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 08, 2010, 06:35:21 PM
*Watches Tess with a tear in my eye*

Maybe if I make friends with the Warden they'll run to Safeway and get me some M's...oh, the M's...we can put them on our ice cream sundaes!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 08, 2010, 08:06:52 PM
Yay Ice cream

*Puts on bib and starts licking the table*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 08, 2010, 09:57:47 PM
Ooooh, mateo, can I try some?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 08, 2010, 11:17:05 PM
My giant wooden chocolate bar.

*Runs away and cloths lines self with table and door frame*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 09, 2010, 12:12:07 AM
*Chases after mateo and trips over leftover Skittles.*

TESS!  You didn't eat them all, dern it!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: B'rrr on March 09, 2010, 06:04:38 AM
*co'es down fro' the roof*
*breaks a window at the 5th floor*
*cuts through the bars behind the windows*
*runs around the floor like a gno'e on speed, painting all lightbulbs black*
*ju'ps through the broken window and parachutes down*

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 09, 2010, 12:43:05 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on March 09, 2010, 06:04:38 AM
*cuts through the bars behind the windows*
What, did you turn into Jello? :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 09, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
Jello go bongy bongy. I need bathtub and lots of jello

"you want to come back to my place, Bouncy Bouncy"
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 10, 2010, 12:46:44 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 08, 2010, 06:11:37 PM
Ooooooooooh!  What about dance?  I think I have tap shoes lurking around my cell someplace...
I once danced an interpretive dance while duct taped to an evidence table -- as such a MASTER of dance, I feel it is immoral to hold me here and yet CC persists.

However, CC, in your cold calculations of the inescapability of the Asylum you've forgotten to factor in Factor X -- the X Factor, the UneXpected Factor, the Factor of Human Ambition! One must NEVER forget to calculate Factor X in their calculations!
For, you see, I have escaped!
YOU may not have noticed because of how it looks to you like I am standing here, inside my cell, holding a badly damaged spork. But that's not really what's going on!
You see, once I started digging, I began to imagine... I imagine birds, trees, sunlight, dogs (take that! ha!) and most importantly....
FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!
And, as I was always raised to know that if I can imagine it, it can be real, it MUST be real! It IS real!

However, I have momentarily returned to the Asylum via backtracking to eat the nummy nummy nummies!  :D Ice cream, skittles, M&Ms, jello, wood -- NUMMEH!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 10, 2010, 04:19:53 PM
Hole?... DOUGHNUTS!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 10, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 10, 2010, 12:46:44 AMAnd, as I was always raised to know that if I can imagine it, it can be real, it MUST be real! It IS real!
It IS real... in your head/mind that is. However, in reality you have never left your room.

Quote from: B'rrr on March 09, 2010, 06:04:38 AM*co'es down fro' the roof*
*breaks a window at the 5th floor*
*cuts through the bars behind the windows*
*runs around the floor like a gno'e on speed, painting all lightbulbs black*
*ju'ps through the broken window and parachutes down*
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
You flew through the window in the front door, you stupid bird! Since even in bird form, the biometric scanners recognized you as non-patient, you were allowed access into the elevator, and the patient's 'ward'. The asylum has LED-lights incorporated into the ceiling though, and are impervious to paint so it fell straight onto the floor after you applied it and since the floor is also paint-resilient, it was removed by Asylum cleaning personnel in an instant.

PS: Skitties=
Quotea British form of ninepins, in which a wooden disk or ball is thrown to knock down the pins| One of the pins used in skitties
?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 10, 2010, 07:50:35 PM
If you can dream it, you can do it, Cray!  :pleased:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: B'rrr on March 11, 2010, 02:13:04 AM
Quote from: copycat on March 10, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
You flew through the window in the front door, you stupid bird! Since even in bird form, the biometric scanners recognized you as non-patient, you were allowed access into the elevator, and the patient's 'ward'. The asylum has LED-lights incorporated into the ceiling though, and are impervious to paint so it fell straight onto the floor after you applied it and since the floor is also paint-resilient, it was removed by Asylum cleaning personnel in an instant.

Paint resilient la'ps and floors,....  :'( when is visiting hours? I can bring so'e plants and flowers to cheer the place up!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 11, 2010, 01:20:24 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on March 11, 2010, 02:13:04 AMwhen is visiting hours? I can bring so'e plants and flowers to cheer the place up!
Since everything that goes on in the Asylum is videotaped for me to review, and the forum is quite international: always, as far as the thread's online. BTW, the Asylum already has a garden for everyone to wander into, and must warn you every plant and flower that's brought into the Asylum (also) has to undergo some pretty thorough inspection.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Jafar on March 11, 2010, 05:18:24 PM
Phooey. Oh well, the only thing I had to bribe you with was a box of jelly donuts. What else am I gonna do with these, though? :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 11, 2010, 06:23:20 PM
Quote from: copycat on March 11, 2010, 01:20:24 PM
BTW, the Asylum already has a garden for everyone to wander into, and must warn you every plant and flower that's brought into the Asylum (also) has to undergo some pretty thorough inspection.
Why is the plant calling me a "sweet bonbon?"  It's a good thing I brought my foot-in-a-bag!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 14, 2010, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: copycat on March 10, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 10, 2010, 12:46:44 AMAnd, as I was always raised to know that if I can imagine it, it can be real, it MUST be real! It IS real!
It IS real... in your head/mind that is. However, in reality you have never left your room.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 10, 2010, 12:46:44 AMAnd, as I was always raised to know that if I can imagine it, it can be real, it MUST be real! It IS real!
It IS real... in your head/mind that is. However, in reality you have never left your room.
You absolutely said that twice. And I'm the crazy one? I don't think so!
Besides, I can tell when I leave a room or not. *escapes into my hole of imagination once again!*

QuotePS: Skitties=
Quotea British form of ninepins, in which a wooden disk or ball is thrown to knock down the pins| One of the pins used in skitties
?
Taste the rainbow, CC. TASTE IT! :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 14, 2010, 01:12:15 PM
I've tasted it before.  It's not all it's cracked up tp be.  Kinda minty.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: mateo360 on March 14, 2010, 02:38:50 PM
Rainbow slide. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 15, 2010, 05:13:27 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 14, 2010, 01:09:26 PMYou absolutely said that twice. And I'm the crazy one? I don't think so!
I did, and have no idea why. Also, being crazy isn't the point here, I fully admit that I'm crazy... about TSL. The point is that you're insane, and I'm not.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 14, 2010, 01:09:26 PMBesides, I can tell when I leave a room or not. *escapes into my hole of imagination once again!*
Exactly, IMAGINATION.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 14, 2010, 01:09:26 PMTaste the rainbow, CC. TASTE IT! :P
For some reason, every rainbow I can see either moves or disappears as I approach it, so how can I taste it?
PS: Yes, I know the reason why it does that IN REALITY.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: tessspoon on March 15, 2010, 06:14:57 PM
What is this reality of which you speak?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:09:28 PM
Dictionary.com defines reality as "the state or quality of being real."

And seeing as we're surrounded by rainbow slides, flying around our cells, and wandering around gardens with talking plants, I'd say that this is the closest we can get to the "state of being real." :yes:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 15, 2010, 07:21:51 PM
I would offer my insight on the topic....

.... but I'm busy being escaped! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:26:20 PM
What's down there on the fourth floor, anyway, Cray?  I've never been...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 15, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
Well, it used to be all the inpatients were there...

But now what I'm seeing is.....

Prairie dogs in top hats carrying the exit sign to lead me to the door! And they're singing! :D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:30:31 PM
Where's the hole that leads down there??  Maybe I'll take the rainbow slide down...

(http://www.headquarterswholesale.com/ECommerce/images/%5Cblankets%5Ccartoon%5Ccrib_throw%5C50x60%5CCarebears_RainbowSlide.jpg)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Delling on March 15, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:09:28 PM
Dictionary.com defines reality as "the state or quality of being real."
Fun story:

reality = (in Latin) res + -alis + -tas

Now, res means "the thing", -alis (as a suffix not as a word) means "pertaining to", and "-tas" forms nouns (as an example verus,-a,-um (true) -> veritas (truth, ie- that which is true or the thing which is true)

Therefore: reality = realitas - "the thing which pertains to the thing"... this of course is a rather dry basic interpretation... because it's funnier that way. :pleased:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 16, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on March 15, 2010, 06:14:57 PMWhat is this reality of which you speak?
Something completely different to the IMAGINATION I referred to replying to cray's post.

Quote from: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:09:28 PM
Dictionary.com defines reality as "the state or quality of being real."
And seeing as we're surrounded by rainbow slides, flying around our cells, and wandering around gardens with talking plants, I'd say that this is the closest we can get to the "state of being real." :yes:
There are no flying of people in their cell, no rainbow slides and no talking plants in the REALITY, but there are in the IMAGINATION.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 15, 2010, 07:28:47 PMWell, it used to be all the inpatients were there...

But now what I'm seeing is.....

Prairie dogs in top hats carrying the exit sign to lead me to the door! And they're singing! :D
You can't get down there!

Quote from: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:26:20 PMWhat's down there on the fourth floor, anyway, Cray?  I've never been...
You can, just enter the Asylum elevator, press the button '4' and the elevator will take you there. As cray said, not much to see through, it's being remodelled since the 'recreational sections' have been moved to the 5th floor.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 16, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: copycat on March 16, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 15, 2010, 07:26:20 PMWhat's down there on the fourth floor, anyway, Cray?  I've never been...
You can, just enter the Asylum elevator, press the button '4' and the elevator will take you there. As cray said, not much to see through, it's being remodelled since the 'recreational sections' have been moved to the 5th floor.
I like Cray's better. :pleased:
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 16, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
I think the prairie dogs should release a hit album of this rock and roll number they're singing.
Or, oooh, a rock opera!!
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 16, 2010, 08:25:22 PM
We could call it RENTED.  XD
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 25, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 16, 2010, 06:24:20 PMI like Cray's better. :pleased:
Unfortunately, Cray's idea seems to be happening in his IMAGINATION .

I do not know any RENT, nor RENTED-band. Naturally, one can always ask for a holoroom with singing prairie dogs and I can easily access the Asylum holoroom database to extract any song sung be said group and put them on a record. Unfortunately, the Asylum does not have a PR department, so  you'd have to do all of that by yourself.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 26, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
RENT, as in the groundbreaking smash hit musical. You don't know about it, CC? I think this solidly proves my theories...

I'm gonna talk to the prairie dogs about this. Ahem.

Hello, scientific community-at-large!
("Hello Cray!" "'Ello Q!" "Cheerio good fellow, wot wot!")
I honestly didn't expect the prairie dogs to be British. It's so hard to tell someone's accent though, when they're singing.
I present to you, Exhibit A of CC's undeniable insanity. See here, he is unaware of RENT and believes it to be a band. This not only shows a completely insane lack of knowledge about musical theater...
("Indeed." "Indubitably!" "Right-o chap!")
...but also shows his ability to determine context are impaired as shown by the following...
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 16, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Or, oooh, a rock opera!!
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!
("Absolutely." "Surely!" "Don't call me Shirley!")

Such evidence only compounds my theory, as proven by CC's own inability to approach the rainbows that clearly surround the 5th floor of the Asylum in order to taste them, that CC is and did lawlessly and deceitfully take command of the Asylum after his stay as a patient and is, in fact, insane himself.
("Yes!" "Most definitely!" "I agree!")

Furthmore and in conclusion, he seems to insist that my imagination is not real. In as much as this would mean that you, the scientific community to whom I speak, do not exist, I submit that this is further evidence of his own insanity.
("Certainly!" "Incredible!" "You must publish these findings immediately, before Ellen Larson (http://www.famousplagiarists.com/scienceandmedicine.htm#larsen) gets ahold of it!")

So.... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
("I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears I think we'd look like weasels!")

We must take action! There must be recourse! To battle stations!
("EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Psst, mate, we're prairie dogs not hares...")

Alright... now... fire the candy cannons! *fires Skittles at CC* Taste THAT rainbow! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on March 27, 2010, 01:06:01 PM
Turn that Skittles cannon my way, will ya?
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 27, 2010, 03:55:20 PM
Oooh, me too!

*Drops mouth open and waits expectantly*
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on March 28, 2010, 01:29:26 AM
No! Not the skittles! Samhain have mercy on my soul!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 28, 2010, 11:51:09 AM
Samhain shows no mercy, unless you can make him cry, Nifty. :yes:

Do we have an M&M's cannon, too? ???
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on March 28, 2010, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 28, 2010, 11:51:09 AM
Samhain shows no mercy, unless you can make him cry, Nifty. :yes:

Do we have an M&M's cannon, too? ???

Oh, right. So where did I put that mirror...
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 29, 2010, 02:17:49 AM
The only way to make an M&M cannon is to put M&Ms in the Skittles cannon. I'd love to point it your way, but I'd have to open my eyes and then what would happen to the Prairie Dogs??
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: GoneTooLong on March 29, 2010, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 16, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!

I'm not sure I want to imagine RENT! mixed with King's Quest:

CEDRIC: The wizard won't delay, but this puzzle...
GRAHAM: There's another way! Say something. Anything.
CEDRIC: A poisonous snake!
GRAHAM: Anything but....that.
CEDRIC: This is weird.
GRAHAM: It's weird.
CEDRIC: Really weird.
GRAHAM: Freakin' weird.
CEDRIC: On this screen, where we don't know what to do. Tried to click on that rock. Tried this key on the lock. Wish Roberta would give us a clue.
GRAHAM: Think I'm going insane! This brainteaser's a pain! It's much harder than playing Space Quest 3!
CEDRIC: I'll go buy a hint book
GRAHAM: No wait, Cedric look! Here online...a walkthrough for free!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: atec123 on March 29, 2010, 12:42:17 PM
Quote from: GoneTooLong on March 29, 2010, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 16, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!

I'm not sure I want to imagine RENT! mixed with King's Quest:

CEDRIC: The wizard won't delay, but this puzzle...
GRAHAM: There's another way! Say something. Anything.
CEDRIC: A poisonous snake!
GRAHAM: Anything but....that.
CEDRIC: This is weird.
GRAHAM: It's weird.
CEDRIC: Really weird.
GRAHAM: Freakin' weird.
CEDRIC: On this screen, where we don't know what to do. Tried to click on that rock. Tried this key on the lock. Wish Roberta would give us a clue.
GRAHAM: Think I'm going insane! This brainteaser's a pain! It's much harder than playing Space Quest 3!
CEDRIC: I'll go buy a hint book
GRAHAM: No wait, Cedric look! Here online...a walkthrough for free!
hahahahahaaha.   thats awesome. ;D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Haids1987 on March 29, 2010, 02:53:42 PM
BOTH: The tango del King!  It's a dark twisted forest of pain.  As it keeps you milling, your hopes it is killing!  And you walk and you run, 'cause it's not any fun to wander a forest of fear!
CEDRIC: And it makes us both sing...
BOTH: The tango del King!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on March 29, 2010, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 26, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
RENT, as in the groundbreaking smash hit musical. You don't know about it, CC? I think this solidly proves my theories...

I'm gonna talk to the prairie dogs about this. Ahem.

Hello, scientific community-at-large!
("Hello Cray!" "'Ello Q!" "Cheerio good fellow, wot wot!")
I honestly didn't expect the prairie dogs to be British. It's so hard to tell someone's accent though, when they're singing.
I present to you, Exhibit A of CC's undeniable insanity. See here, he is unaware of RENT and believes it to be a band. This not only shows a completely insane lack of knowledge about musical theater...
("Indeed." "Indubitably!" "Right-o chap!")
...but also shows his ability to determine context are impaired as shown by the following...
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 16, 2010, 07:27:47 PM
Or, oooh, a rock opera!!
It'll be the new RENT! Mixed with Wicked! Mixed with top hats! Oooooh!
("Absolutely." "Surely!" "Don't call me Shirley!")

Such evidence only compounds my theory, as proven by CC's own inability to approach the rainbows that clearly surround the 5th floor of the Asylum in order to taste them, that CC is and did lawlessly and deceitfully take command of the Asylum after his stay as a patient and is, in fact, insane himself.
("Yes!" "Most definitely!" "I agree!")
I am totally aware I am totally ignorant of many titles, of both opera rock musicals and bands. I do not deny that fact either. Apparently, I have developed some kind of 'apathy' toward opera, as it is something I do not like either, so they must have glazed over that part of text. Another explanation is the fact I have an extremely short attention span, couldn't be bothered to reread your post and just posted what first came to mind. I still do not see any point of insanity in this reasoning.

I have yet to see multiple rainbows IN REALITY, although i do not doubt that may not be the case in YOUR IMAGINATION, that is not the case in the area the Asylum is located in. I also never was a patient either, you seem to be 'glazing' over (part of) my posts as well.

To show you how I handle posts that I do not read to reread but quote immediately:
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 26, 2010, 11:01:58 PMSo.... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
("I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears I think we'd look like weasels!")
Who is this Brain you are speaking of? The only one I know of is part of an animation series.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 26, 2010, 11:01:58 PMAlright... now... fire the candy cannons! *fires Skittles at CC* Taste THAT rainbow! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, there are no candy cannons in the Asylum, since that would be in violation of the 'one candy-type snack a month'-principle. Surely you remember how I queried about your definition of 'Skitties' as the one I required seem to be inaccurate. Either my eyes glazed over that too, but since it had nothing to do with anything I dislike I seriously doubt that.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 29, 2010, 02:17:49 AMThe only way to make an M&M cannon is to put M&Ms in the Skittles cannon. I'd love to point it your way, but I'd have to open my eyes and then what would happen to the Prairie Dogs??
If you were watching them in the Holoroom as I suggested, nothing. At least not unless you're paraphrasing a certain 'uncertainty' principle of which I'm currently unable to recall its exact name.

/me welcomes Nifty in his Asylum AS VISITOR
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Delling on March 29, 2010, 05:42:24 PM
Quote from: copycat on March 29, 2010, 05:05:02 PM
Another explanation is the fact I have an extremely short attention span, couldn't be bothered to reread your post and just posted what first came to mind.

XD Well-played, CC, well-played... XD
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: B'rrr on March 29, 2010, 08:31:51 PM
It is actually quite hard to get 'arked as insane here *nods*

Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:10:22 AM
Oh ho ho! CC's playing hardball now! Well.... it's the bottom of the ninth and bases are loaded? Who's on first! What's on second!

Anyways, you still seem concerned with this idea that my imagination is not reality. I assure you that you are not only wrong, but that the Prairie Dogs have outvoted you on this matter entirely. At this point, it is out of your hands and as such not only are there rainbows, but there are also candy cannons. And this one is loaded with Skittles.
(I thought someone had given you the definition, by the way, or I absolutely would have. They're basically M&Ms except instead of chocolate inside, it's chewy fruit-flavored goodness! Also they have an S on them instead of an M, and the campaign tagline for their commercials is "Taste the Rainbow", which is why I told you to do that. And I'm still waiting for you to comply. *taps foot impatiently*)

A short attention span could be symptomatic of any number of things -- and I submit for the jury of your prairie dogs, as evidence, this statement (written in crayon so as to be permanent and official!) from Doctor Abby Normal PROVING that it is, in fact, often a symptom of INSANITY! So unless you've removed the cause but not the symptom, my case still stands. ;D

As for my own glazing over posts, I at least can admit that this is because I am insane. Otherwise, I would not be here in the asylum glazing over posts! You have to understand the way I am, mein herr.

(Congrats, by the way CC, on picking up on one of the multitude of pop culture references in that exceedingly long post. It was one of the more obvious ones, but only because Pinky & the Brain is such a classic. :P On the other hand, this could mean you're beginning to think like I do.... let's see if you pick up anything from this post! :P)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: racx_00 on April 28, 2010, 05:57:47 PM
Inescapable? I beg to differ... ::)
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: B'rrr on April 28, 2010, 06:37:14 PM
You are not a patient though.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: racx_00 on April 28, 2010, 06:55:09 PM
My title say TSL Asylum Escapee so I must be! :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: MangoMercury on May 03, 2010, 03:01:39 PM
RACXY!

Please don't leave us.
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Deloria on May 03, 2010, 05:44:52 PM
I've seen multiple rainbows in reality. :D Three, actually at once. :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: racx_00 on May 04, 2010, 12:46:27 PM
Quote from: MangoMercury on May 03, 2010, 03:01:39 PM
RACXY!

Please don't leave us.
I'll try not to! :D
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 10, 2010, 03:29:54 PM
time to try something else.

* puts a coffee filter on his head *
CC, can I get a computer now?
I've got a filter (on my head) :P
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: crayauchtin on May 10, 2010, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 10, 2010, 03:29:54 PM
time to try something else.

* puts a coffee filter on his head *
CC, can I get a computer now?
I've got a filter (on my head) :P
GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylums Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: atec123 on May 21, 2010, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Darrenalkaluefell on May 21, 2010, 06:27:46 PM
I cant get it to display correctly, its just a mixed up colours. It needs a standard unpacked SHR screen image, whatever that is.

Is there any way to get rid of the 5.25 floppy disk icons on the desktop? Theres two of them, and theyre cluttering up my desktop.
I know a mod will just delete these links anyway.  saved ya some trouble!
No.  sorry man, I don't know how.

welcome to the forum!!
Title: Re: The TSL Asylum's Inescapable 5th Floor
Post by: copycat on June 09, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:10:22 AMAnyways, you still seem concerned with this idea that my imagination is not reality. I assure you that you are not only wrong, but that the Prairie Dogs have outvoted you on this matter entirely. At this point, it is out of your hands and as such not only are there rainbows, but there are also candy cannons. And this one is loaded with Skittles.
(I thought someone had given you the definition, by the way, or I absolutely would have. They're basically M&Ms except instead of chocolate inside, it's chewy fruit-flavored goodness! Also they have an S on them instead of an M, and the campaign tagline for their commercials is "Taste the Rainbow", which is why I told you to do that. And I'm still waiting for you to comply. *taps foot impatiently*)
The Asylum has absolutely no relation to the Prairie Dogs so they can vote all they want, don't mean a thing. (Hate commercials. Tape about everything I want to watch, if there's commercials I Fast Forward. Together with my short attention span that means I don't remember anything from those commercials that zoom by. Since I have no knowledge of Skitties, I also have not come across their tagline, apart from your post there, so I am not inclined to comply.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:10:22 AMA short attention span could be symptomatic of any number of things -- and I submit for the jury of your prairie dogs, as evidence, this statement (written in crayon so as to be permanent and official!) from Doctor Abby Normal PROVING that it is, in fact, often a symptom of INSANITY! So unless you've removed the cause but not the symptom, my case still stands. ;D
Doctor Abby Normal is not on the Asylum's staff list so anything he says is, by default, of no importance since the best and the brightest, obviously, are on the Asylum's staff list.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:10:22 AMAs for my own glazing over posts, I at least can admit that this is because I am insane.
I rest my case.

Quote from: crayauchtin on March 30, 2010, 12:10:22 AM(Congrats, by the way CC, on picking up on one of the multitude of pop culture references in that exceedingly long post. It was one of the more obvious ones, but only because Pinky & the Brain is such a classic. :P On the other hand, this could mean you're beginning to think like I do.... let's see if you pick up anything from this post! :P)
I beg to differ, as this would mean there's at least some sense of sanity in you meaning there's still chance of rehabilitation, however small that chance may be.

Quote from: racx_00 on April 28, 2010, 06:55:09 PMMy title say TSL Asylum Escapee so I must be! :P
Your title is (c) POS, which in no way has any jurisdiction over the escape release of Asylum patients. You were released and subsequently hired as Assistant Manager.

Quote from: Deloria on May 03, 2010, 05:44:52 PMI've seen multiple rainbows in reality. :D Three, actually at once. :P
Either you have very good vision, you even spooted the reflection from the reflection, but I have yet to see more than two (the original and one reflection). Naturally, in the Asylum holoroom you can see three originals, but that's not reality.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 10, 2010, 03:29:54 PMtime to try something else.

* puts a coffee filter on his head *
CC, can I get a computer now?
I've got a filter (on my head) :P
What does a filter have to do with a computer? Besides, there's a pc with 'Net access in every patient room (except the padded ones, for obvious reasons). However, there's a very intelligent Firewall filtering everything the patients want to access, surpassing even the intelligence of the Great Chinese Firewall.

Quote from: atec123 on May 21, 2010, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Darrenalkaluefell on May 21, 2010, 06:27:46 PMI cant get it to display correctly, its just a mixed up colours. It needs a standard unpacked SHR screen image, whatever that is.

Is there any way to get rid of the 5.25 floppy disk icons on the desktop? Theres two of them, and theyre cluttering up my desktop.
I know a mod will just delete these links anyway.  saved ya some trouble!
No.  sorry man, I don't know how.

welcome to the forum!!
Huh  ???

If you've not caught on by now: The one-sweet-per-month rule is now exclusive monitored by TSL Kitchen Staff.  Please relay your desired sweet directly to them, and you will be provided. Naturally, that means you cannot get another one for the remainder of the month.