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Title: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 22, 2010, 07:02:19 PM
I gave us 3 votes each.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: atec123 on April 22, 2010, 07:12:52 PM
NOW!


A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room,the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call thepolice, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escap........................ed from... See More jail.(true story)If you don't postthis letter on to 10 pagess tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)

oh noez!
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 22, 2010, 07:24:20 PM
Great, you've engaged my coulrophobia... now I keep visualizing a creepy clown behind me... standing in front of my... whi...te...bo...ard... hey, who are you? get out. brb.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: crayauchtin on April 23, 2010, 01:42:33 AM
Delling's down!

I voted for the times I'm most likely to be free, but I can't actually commit to any times, my life is too chaotic...

I mean... sorry, boys, I work alone! :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on April 23, 2010, 01:47:30 AM
Why would you put the times down in EST though? All timezones are an offset of UTC/GMT so it makes no sense to pick a time in EST and make calculations from there unless everyone uses the exact same time, which isn't the case! And I suppose EST for the USA? because Australia has an EST aswell.

*mutters something about Americans*

Also, you do not cover every hour of the day, so if someone  lives somewhere where it is quite normal to be awake and can spam then, but it is night where EST is used, he can't vote for his option!
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 23, 2010, 06:29:35 AM
I considered doing it in GMT to be honest, but I had unfortunately already entered half the times in EST. :-\ I blame fatigue for not thinking through everything. I added the other times now. :-X
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on April 23, 2010, 09:03:49 AM
*sulks* Fiiine! I'll be looking it up what EST time is corrosponding with my local time  :-\
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: atec123 on April 23, 2010, 09:06:52 AM
I`m on the east coast so it was easy.

A clown didn`t kill me last night.

I guess thats a fake.

oh well.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 23, 2010, 12:21:05 PM
*sulks* Fiiine! I'll be looking it up what EST time is corrosponding with my local time  :-\

It's GMT -5. :) (b/c of our weird daylight savings time, usually it's -6 IIRC)
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: crayauchtin on April 23, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
It's true that there should be more options -- generally I post most around 4 in the morning EST.... :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Haids1987 on April 23, 2010, 05:58:16 PM
(http://chunn.cc/blog/2009/11/05/spam-in-a-can.jpg)

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!  Send this to at least 9 people or it will!
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: atec123 on April 23, 2010, 06:06:08 PM
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!  Send this to at least 9 people or it will!
freaky!

GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN homewhen she was alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bedstarring straight int your eyes She will suffocate you like ...she was suffocated. This story is sadlytrue. Ifyou post this 5 differnt times she will not hurt
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on April 24, 2010, 01:28:08 AM
Silly people...
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: crayauchtin on April 25, 2010, 01:41:12 PM
zohmigosh! It's true! I didn't post it and I got suffocated in my sleep that's how I knowwwww! :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: atec123 on April 26, 2010, 07:08:16 AM
zohmigosh! It's true! I didn't post it and I got suffocated in my sleep that's how I knowwwww! :P
OH NOEZ!  *posts all over the place to prevent that from happening*
XD
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Haids1987 on April 26, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Cray, do you need CPR?!  I'm certified!
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Jafar on April 27, 2010, 04:55:54 PM
No need to worry, leave this to an expert.
/me pokes him with a stick

Yep, he's dead. Let's throw him into the water and see if he turns into a willow th'wisp. :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Haids1987 on April 27, 2010, 06:15:46 PM
Okay.  Or we could weigh him.  Isn't it if he weighs the same as a duck...?
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 27, 2010, 07:25:05 PM
That's in case he's a witch or a verbana or something... I think for death we see if he floats.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on April 27, 2010, 09:56:31 PM
if he floats he is made of wood, so we burn him *nods*
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Haids1987 on April 28, 2010, 05:45:45 PM
But if he burns he must be a marshmallow!  So maybe we should spread him across a graham cracker.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 28, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
But Graham killed Dahlia, so we can't get her to help make a graham cracker!
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Haids1987 on April 29, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
Ooooooooh, that thought had not occured to me.  Very well.  We'll see if he floats.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on April 30, 2010, 01:18:12 AM
There is no logic in that thought!
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on April 30, 2010, 06:47:03 AM
Wait, wait, wait... you mean the universe isn't banana-shaped?  :-[
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: crayauchtin on May 01, 2010, 12:47:49 AM
*floats.... out of the water, up into the air.... vanishes among the clouds*

That's what you meant by floats, right?

Also, you can not spread me on a Graham Cracker. It's absolutely not possible. Think about it, you know the answer. ;) :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Yonkey on May 01, 2010, 05:57:44 AM
Also, you can not spread me on a Graham Cracker. It's absolutely not possible. Think about it, you know the answer. ;) :P
You're too delicious to be eaten.
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on May 01, 2010, 06:29:38 AM
He is too dense to be spread out!  ::) ::)
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Jafar on May 01, 2010, 09:14:17 AM
It's because he IS a Graham Cracker, and crackers can't be spread. Also, spreading graham on graham would be redundant. :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Yonkey on May 01, 2010, 12:43:46 PM
Or maybe it's just as simple as his last name not being "Cracker". XD
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: B'rrr on May 01, 2010, 01:22:45 PM
It's because he IS a Graham Cracker, and crackers can't be spread. Also, spreading graham on graham would be redundant. :P

You could soak the cracker till it becomes all soppy-floppy and then spread it out over a different cracker?
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Haids1987 on May 01, 2010, 02:24:20 PM
Orrrrrr we could just assume his real name is Marshall (short for Marshmallow) and that Graham is his alias. :shifty:
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: crayauchtin on May 01, 2010, 11:33:00 PM
Also, spreading graham on graham would be redundant. :P
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! :P
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: Delling on May 02, 2010, 10:10:34 AM
We could spread spam on graham though...
Title: Re: When shall we spam?
Post by: crayauchtin on May 03, 2010, 02:33:56 AM
That's gross!!!! Blech!