Quotes that are so painfully bad that they're amusing go here. :D This thread was inspired by Delling:
QuoteBrandon: omigawd... cave: a quote from Twilight approaches...
"His hair was dripping wet, disheveled -- even so, he looked like he'd just finished shooting a commercial for hair gel. His dazzling face was friendly, open, a slight smile on his flawless lips."
17:22 ...a commercial... for hair gel... who... no...Stephanie Meyer... why...wait... truckloads of money... I just don't know anymore :(
QuoteTwilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Well, that covers that. ;)
But they're filled with horrible descriptions. :D We must put some in this thread. :P
They're nothing BUT horrible descriptions, lol.
Here's one not from Twilight.
Quote"He's got space dementia!" - Armageddon
XD XD
Quote from: Deloria on June 04, 2010, 11:55:14 AM
But they're filled with horrible descriptions. :D We must put some in this thread. :P
Careful: we don't want to be responsible for encouraging people to inflict that upon themselves. :P (I found the quote via one of the sites where someone else reads and comments on the books.)
QuoteI personally believe that... US Americans... are unable to do so... because some.... people out there in our nation... don't have maps.
- Miss teen south carolina.
She was on The Amazing Race this past season, actually.
It was a hard question! No wonder the answer was somewhat confusing!
"Tis beyond my reach"
Quote from: Rider Jetfire on June 06, 2010, 10:12:59 AM
"Tis beyond my reach"
lol.
I loved MoE, but there were a lot of annoying things about it,.....
"Jack! This is where we first met!"
-Rose to Jack, "Titanic"