*FARTS ON SAY'S ANGEL WINGS*
OMFG THATS IT, YOU FART AND I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR SURPRISES LOL *LOCKS CESAR ON A CELL*
there if you keep farting you will die with your own deadly gas :P
and dont worry racx, bob will come and take care of it :P
*SENDS FART IN A BOTTLE*
HAHAHAH WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH A BOTTLE IN YOUR ASS?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
How do you where it's been missy?
Sniffing a lot lately?
Licking maybe?
:P
HAHAHAH OMFG GROSS, Cesar is by far the most disgusting patiente EVER, to cell 8945739856 far far away from us ! :P
it goes from cell A1 - ZZZ99 which is the other side of the world ;D, yep thats right we have the biggest asylum ever XB
hes in a stink proof room ;)
good enough ; ) ...and in isolation I persume?
*farts*
hmmmm don't hear a thing... guess it's sound proof after all ; )
hahahaha :)
yeah now we can talk bad of everyone behind their backs (aka cesar :P)
yeahh... or we could give Cesar a fart thread where he could fart around all he want ; )
Here you go Cesar...room ZZZ99 of the Asylum...and your own personal fart room...Everyone else, it may be fart proof, but you might want to stay away!
Cat
whaaa.... can't believe someone actually did this!!
*runs away*
HAHAHAHAHAOMFG ! ! !
I even like the name! "Cesar's fart thread!" hahahaha :D
it stinks!! ; )
Thank you, thank you...my moment of genious...take a pic, b/c they don't come around often! lol
Cat
*takes many piccies*
*makes plenty copies for everyone* :P
*Set's up a stand for nose tighters*
*puts one on his nose*
<deformed voice> I'll be here all week!! only $1 each </deformed voice>
*buys a pair*
*uses one and saves one in case of emergency ;P*
*hands over $1...*
This better work ;D
Cat
Say if you get one, you'll get nine for free!!
*returns $1 and gives eight tighters*
...just be careful out here!!
note:<deformed voice></deformed voice> will be displayed in orange ; )
HAHAHAHA, omfg :P
*hands over $13*
Don't want to keep track on how many I've used! I'm sure I'll know when I get low, however. The good thing is Cesar isn't here yet, so he hasn't farted here, which means we're safe, and there's no stinch here yet.
*Uses one tighter to be ready for when it all starts*
I really shouldn't be here right now--I have an anatomy of the ear test in 30 min. and should be studying...the sad thing is, I can't wait to see how someone has replied, so I keep checking back! lol
Cat
Let me get up to speed:
While I was a sleep (and sorry to report Say, that didn’t work so well) the natives got restless…crap I missed the fun :-\
yeah, that's about it...sorry, though, that you didn't get much sleep...however, you better fork over $1 for your tighter before cesar makes it to his asylum room!
Cat
You won't regret it Cat!!
*looks suprised at etgadsby*
you are brave!! ...don't you want some precaution??
My multimedia card is not smell enabled, I think I’ll be fine…might hit you up for nose protection later is the situation becomes a life or death sort of thing…
(It's raining in Baltimore... :'()
I worry about you guys. I really do.
So says the girl who claims she's THE Roberta Williams!
Cat
I haven't a single thing IN this thread, but based purely on it's title, I don't want to.
Don't worry Katie...so far Cesar hasn't made an appearance in his cell...um, I mean...room. So right now, you have nothing to worry about. Now, when he comes, we may need to duck and cover (our noses, that is!) ;B
Cat
*HAWAKIFART*
O...o be carefull everyone!! the farting starts!! ...anyone who doesn't want to have permanent braindamage can buy nose tighters!!
ah the sweet smell... <3 <3 <3 <3
*pays $26 for 300 nose tighters* ;)
I got a fan!!!!!!
*Farts on Eric a lot*
Your'e the man Cesar
César I appreciate all the personal attention! As a fellow practicer of the gaseous arts again I feel you are misunderstood!
<3
Yes, highly misunderstood.
*hands B'rrr $100*
give me as many as you can
(when writing is purple cant breath cos of stench)
Geez this has gotten out of hand :suffer:, ill have to get the builders in to extend the room :suffer:
let's see... if I gave 310 tighters for $26 , 150 for $13 and 10 for $1 then I could give you 1170 for $100. but since you buy such a large amount I'll throw in another 80.
*gives 1250 nose tighters*
*wondering why he gives so much discount*
Thank you very much for ordering bulk here ; ) ...I hope you enjoy your stay and come back reguarly!! your money will be used to help a good cause
i could sell these in the room next door for double :suffer:
only joking
*Eats pan of Black Beans, 2 liters of Choc Ice Cream, and 17 brownies.*
:D
Be afraid... Be very afraid... If you are still in the surroundings, even if this place is as big as the whole USA, BE VERY AFRAID...
:suffer:
Is there anyone in here ???, anyone ???
Its scary cos there is some sort of a musty smell left in here ;D
Whoops that was mine :suffer:
*farts 10 times
:suffer:
*Joins Cesar and also eats food :suffer:
Now lets stink this place :suffer:
why dont you try 2 corks ???, one up each nostril :suffer:
Prepare to die !!!
hahaha... well, I will give a small donation to the new Asylum too, but there is another good cause that will benefict from the sales profit ; /
and of course some funds will be needed for development of superior 'nose protection' methods
just thought i would mention that i have a whole heap of those nuclear protection suits at the front desk ;B, they might help with the nasal protection and then u could keep some of ur moneyz XB
<sigh> ...there goes my career ; ( ...who would want to have a nose tighter if they just as easily could wear one of those suits ; (
I want the hose tighters...the suits are too difficult to get in and difficult to move around in! lol
Cat
thank you ; ) ..if there are more who think like that I might be able to stay in business ; /
lol hey I can use both :P
there is no need to drop out of bussiness for new comers into the market, all you need to do is expand or fusion your market goals with new targets and expand your field, get new strategy perspectives and be positive :D
I'll keep buying the nose tighters sweetz :P
*buys 20 more*
*hugz* <3
whee... I've got more customers ; )
I don't think you would be willing to do my PR would you? make a good marketing strategy and stuff ; )
omg of course I would :)
I feel highly demanded now! lol yesterday AND today got 2 new job offerts woo, go me go :D
well I must say today I got 2 including yours hahaha :P
that is great news!! ...but I woudn't want you to get overworked and get a burnout and such... so I think it is for the better that you turn the other two down ; )
hahaha... serious; guess you are a great catch for those companies (and for me... ehh my company that is ; )
thankies, I feel kind of bad (and important lol) that everyone wants me now ;P, when it rains it pours lol, thats a good thing I guess, but hence this is not the first time it happens Im so not doing what I did before, and to be honest neither I can, Im already burnt out!! lol!, besides I already picked the proposals I wanted ;P ;-D
to me to consider other would have to be better of course, otherwise its just not appealing enough :P
o..k, good to know
*thinks hard what to be done to improve his proposal ...proposal??*
can I get back to you on that ....later? ; )
lol, was that a tricky question? I meant job proposals just to state clear and I already said I would love to help you lol :P word contract :P
*runs in wearing all the nuclear protection suits*
Well, I'm okay.
*runs back out*
*removes his nose temporarily and adjusts the nose fitters to fit on his ears, thus blocking out bad sounding farts* ;)
Quote from: B'rrr on March 17, 2004, 07:37:22 AM
hahaha... serious; guess you are a great catch for those companies (and for me... ehh my company that is ; )
<3 <3 <3
took me a while to get it lol, oh yeah Im that clueless :P
hahaha... I'll take it ...love ....ehh too ; )
Since it's my Asylum he's in, I can watch everything by using the camera I installed in that room, I can even adjust the volume of the sound to a bearable level. Oh, and don't try to locate my camera, it's concealed so you can't demolish it.
Ahhhhhh, the sweet smell of victory.
...isn't it something else that you smell right now?? ; )
same difference... love that sweet smell <3 <3 <3
this is disturbing! ...I think the smell has damaged your brain as your smell organ ; )
but even more disturbing is the fact that you haven't bought any of my warez
If I got some just for you would that make you happy?
*buys 10 and gives them to homeless children…*
Quote from: etgadsby on March 19, 2004, 11:33:28 AM*buys 10 and gives them to homeless children…*
I know, I'm such a well-doer I let 10 homeless children into my Asylum to visit Cesar's cell. XB
:o I thought you said you were non-violent! ;)
Quote from: Yonkey on March 19, 2004, 03:41:41 PM:o I thought you said you were non-violent! ;)
I seem to have specified those homeless children's condition inadequate. Ofcourse, they were wearing the odour-neutralizing suit before they got those nose-fitters, but those suits were kindof a bit too big for them, so the nose-fitters are handier to use. ;-D
...still let kids visit Cesar... not a good idea, because Mango told me that Cesar eat humans
Quote from: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 04:02:18 PM...still let kids visit Cesar... not a good idea, because Mango told me that Cesar eat humans
Don't worry, I'm keeping a special eye on them, and there's some guard cats waiting outside. So if Cesar makes one wrong move towards those kids, they'll be all over him in an instant, nose-clipper or not. Besides, you
do know Mango's mentally insane, don't you?
she is? ....well of course I know ; ) ...but even insane people tell the truth... from time to time. Probably more then sane people.
You got a really good point there.
Quote from: B'rrr on March 19, 2004, 05:02:27 PMshe is? ....well of course I know ; ) ...but even insane people tell the truth... from time to time. Probably more then sane people.
Are you accusing me of
lying? >:(
No, not at all!! ...I was just saying that Mango (even if she is insane) could be right about Cesar, that's all.
<sigh> and I just added a little comment about that insane people (xcept the path. liers ; ) are often very honest
Where did Cesar go ???
We were just about to have the farting contest as well :-\, damn what a shame ;P
WTF?! a fart contest? how is a fart contest?? (I may have a hunch I may regret asking this lol)
we were gonna see who could do the smelliest fart ;B
I support the fart contest!! (more money for me) ...so I guess I can give some prize support
talking about prizes that reminds me I need to get everything ready today for the winners of the flash contest :D
i would do that but my computer needs to be formatted :'(, that sucks cos of my damn computer i cant win the flash game contest :'(
?!?! dont quite follow how comes all that is related?
what is the problem?
Quote from: Say on March 20, 2004, 06:51:41 AM?!?! dont quite follow how comes all that is related?
what is the problem?
Well, you see, his OS is no longer able to handle flash-files.
Not even after reinstalling Flash?
Flash wont reinstall cos the corrupted files are still on the computer, and there is no way of removing them :'(, doesnt matter though cos i can enter the competition for upcoming months ;D
Did you try deleding your internet cache (including all Offline Content). Usually that removes the Flash plug-in.
is that the temoparary internet files directory ???
Sorry, if you're using IE, go to Tools, Internet Options, Delete Files, then check the "Delete all offline content" and hit Ok. Once you're done that, you'll have to go to http://www.macromedia.com to redownload Flash. 8)
i forgot about deleting files ill do that now and then ill try downloading again :D
Its been downloading for 5 minutes now ??? :'(
10 minutes for Flash? You're not downloading Shockwave by mistake, are you? ;D
No it says Flash Player ;)
Quote from: Yonkey on March 20, 2004, 07:25:37 PMSorry, if you're using IE, go to Tools, Internet Options, Delete Files, then check the "Delete all offline content" and hit Ok.
Are the plugins also considered "offline content" ???
Jason you should get that fixed, there are more stuff coming... and you just cant miss it! :D
Dont worry Say i formatted the computer and now Flash works fine :D, so i can go to all parts of the site now :suffer:
I only did it cos you said this Say ;B ;]
hahahaha... we've got like 5 pages fart thread with only a few farts... we are sooo good!! ; ) Go us!!
yes well Cesar left so we dont have farting anymore :suffer:
How dare you desert us Cesar ;P, you will pay meanieh :P
lol, I'd rather have him desert this thread, it smells much better around here! !!!
the smell is better indeed... but if he's not around I feel like we are constantly off topic ; )
Quote from: racx_00 on March 22, 2004, 03:24:54 AM
Dont worry Say i formatted the computer and now Flash works fine :D, so i can go to all parts of the site now :suffer:
I only did it cos you said this Say ;B ;]
Im glad Im glad :)
you should have done that sooner, you :P
Quote from: B'rrr on March 22, 2004, 02:41:09 PM
the smell is better indeed... but if he's not around I feel like we are constantly off topic ; )
omg I know Im better off without the freaking smellz :P
i formatted my computer 10 times (actually more like 20 times) last year, so i have record times of formatting, and installing of Windows ;D
Whether or not Cesar's farting doesn't bother me that much. I only feel sorry for those homeless people I let in, now they don't have anything to watch anymore. :-\
Racx_00, that's why Win95 OSR2 is much better, you don't need to re-install it that often. ;)
I have Windows 98 Second Edition ;)
I have Win98 myself (dunno if it's SE or not), and I only reinstall about once a year... and that's usually more because I just want to do some "spring cleaning", not because I really need to. Of course, I also use 98Lite and RegCleaner (not the M$ program, a different program), so maybe that helps. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
i usually format the computer due to major crashes and errors :-\, and thats been happening alot lately :'(
Quote from: Jeysie on March 24, 2004, 04:14:39 AM
I have Win98 myself (dunno if it's SE or not), and I only reinstall about once a year... and that's usually more because I just want to do some "spring cleaning", not because I really need to. Of course, I also use 98Lite and RegCleaner (not the M$ program, a different program), so maybe that helps. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
The version I gave you is 98SE. ;)
Quote from: Oldbushie on March 24, 2004, 12:49:16 PMThe version I gave you is 98SE. ;)
Hee. I meant the version on the CD that came with my computer. ;) I'm going to wait until I get a new puter to install your version, because Compaq has this stupid proprietary driver setup and everything. :P
Peace & Luv, Liz
Ah, ok. I formatted an old Dell, no problem. ;) Those weird drivers they had were never needed in the first place. ;) Though I did have to download a couple drivers from the internet, as the ol computer was sold to me as is without any driver discs or anything.
No you didnt mention anything about compaq being crap ;D, but i think i have ???
Quote from: Jeysie on March 24, 2004, 01:24:38 PMbecause Compaq has this stupid proprietary driver setup and everything. :P
That's why I'm never going to buy a
brand-computer, if you know what I mean. No Dell, no Compaq, nada. The Dell laptop I'm carrying with me nowadays when I go to work and come home from work is property of my employer, not me. When I bought this new pc, I also specifically wanted an
original OS-cd, and video-card CD, and other drivers. No "rescue"-CD's for me, thank you very much.
Yeah, if I'd known then what I do know, I would have never bought a Compaq. Unfortunately, at the time I was very green about Windows computers... the last computer I'd had before that had been a Commodore 128/64.
BTW, where did you get your PC, CC? Ideally I'd want to build my own PC when I finally get the money, but I'm not sure my tech skills will be up to it. Is there any place that will build a PC for you, but give you all the original driver and OS CDs and stuff, not proprietary stuff?
Peace & Luv, Liz
Quote from: Jeysie on March 25, 2004, 04:18:00 PMBTW, where did you get your PC, CC? Ideally I'd want to build my own PC when I finally get the money, but I'm not sure my tech skills will be up to it. Is there any place that will build a PC for you, but give you all the original driver and OS CDs and stuff, not proprietary stuff?
Flanders is filled with pc-shops that will build a pc to your specifications, and give you all the original driver and OS CD's and stuff.
Oh, poo, that doesn't help much. I don't suppose anyone knows of a place a little more, uh, New England accessible? ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Since I have all I need closeby, I don't go searching oversees for computer shops that do the same. I go searching oversees for software, not hardware.
I NEED A FIX! Cesar lay one on me baby… :lovegoggles:
Ehmmm.... would you please not say that!! ; ) ...the smell would be unbearable for the others!! ...on other hand, business is a bit slow nowadays...
*FARTS :suffer:
*Does a smelly FART :suffer:
*lets out a rip-roaring, clothes-busting...... BURRRP!*
Ah well, I tried. ;)
As for custom PCs, I definitely know there are quite a few here in the US, though my dad usually prefers to buy all the components from scratch at a computer show. ;) You can also buy the components and give them to the place, and they'll just assemble it. My dad did that with his recent computer because it had a complicated setup for the drives. Just make sure the components work well with each other before buying. ;)
Quote from: Oldbushie on March 26, 2004, 02:47:33 PMJust make sure the components work well with each other before buying. ;)
At least before paying. I watched my (new) pc run at the supplier's place, and he showed me the specs (even unscrewed the pc so I could see it visually, not while the pc was on ofcourse). I also have the original boxes of the MB, the mouse, the video card, the processor, the CD-writer, but not for the DVD-player. Oh well, that last one was probably bought in bulk. ::)
*Continues to fart :suffer:
Hey where did Cesar go ???
Our fart god has left... (sort of like Elvis without the white jumpsuit... )
Quote from: racx_00 on March 26, 2004, 09:31:55 PMHey where did Cesar go ???
Yes, I can't see him on any of my cameras! Where'd he runoff too? :o
hmmm.... Cesar is the Master... he knows all he sees all... and he is the gatekeeper too, he controls everything ...or not ; ) ...so it is only logical that he won't stay in your asylum if he don't want to ; )
which cell was Cesar in ???, actually i think it might have been z999 ;D, and if it was then thats bad cos no one locked that cell :-\
Cesar might have gotten hit by a car or truck :-\
Nah, he's just too busy driving us all bonkers by posting answers that really just open up more questions and going :suffer: at us. ;)
Peace & Luv, Liz
Yeah but he bearly appears online at the moment :-\, it was fun getting answers that lead to more questions ;D
Quote from: racx_00 on March 29, 2004, 04:48:22 AMYeah but he bearly appears online at the moment :-\, it was fun getting answers that lead to more questions ;D
The more questions, the merrier. ;P
exactly right copycat ;D
Rob can i have a nose tighter ???, i have a bad fart feeling :suffer:
*gives tighter*
The fist one is free... the rest you have to pay... sorry ; ( ...but i do have to make some proffit :suffer:
*farts over and over again*
Now i feel a bit better !!!
*farts*
:X
Can I have a lighter. BLUE ANGELS! BLUE ANGELS! :D
Quote from: J-ROC on April 21, 2004, 10:36:00 AM*farts*
:X
Can I have a lighter. BLUE ANGELS! BLUE ANGELS! :D
/me turns on the automatic sprinkler system in the cell.
if it's automatic, why do you have to turn it on?? ; )
Good question Rob ;D, so why do you need to turn on the automatic sprinklers ???
Quote from: B'rrr on April 21, 2004, 02:54:15 PMif it's automatic, why do you have to turn it on?? ; )
What I
meant was:
/me checks to see if the automatic sprinkler system in the cell is still functioning properly. 8)
*brings this thread back to life for no reason at all*
lol, fart away ppl! :D hahaha ;P
*eats some baked beans and black beans*
*FARTS* !!!
Both the ventilation system and the sprinkler system are working perfectly, so I don't see any reason for anyone to not fart away either. !!!
hmmm... i don't see any reason why to ressurect a fart thread if noone buys my tighters ; )
I ressurected it because i needed to fart and there was no where else to do it, lol ;D
Quote from: B'rrr on April 25, 2004, 05:10:01 PM
hmmm... i don't see any reason why to ressurect a fart thread if noone buys my tighters ; )
I don't see any reason to ressurect a fart thread, period. ;P
Well then why did you just ressurect it ???
Secret girl fart? I dunno.
They're very quiet, you never know when one will sneak out. ;)
(No offense Storm. ;))
*loud horrible ebil smelly fart*
Wasnt me :D :S ;)
Quote from: racx_00 on May 03, 2004, 07:05:19 AM
Well then why did you just ressurect it ???
That was supposed to be the funny part. And then you came along and blew it (pun intended) :P
/me just realized B'rrr has an official title now and I still don't ;P.
Congratulations Rob!!
thnx CC!! ...I kinda like my title ; ) yay!!
*does a happeh dance*
Hey CC you could have the official title of "Dilusional Looney from the KQ9 Forum" ;P
hmmm...
*looks at CC sig*
-Airforce of the cat team.
-Manager of the KQ IX-asylum.
guess he already has a title... although not an official one... but still ; )
Quote from: racx_00 on May 05, 2004, 04:30:33 AMHey CC you could have the official title of "Dilusional Looney from the KQ9 Forum" ;P
If I were offered that title, I'd respectfully decline the offer. ::)
Quote from: B'rrr on May 05, 2004, 08:49:56 AM-Airforce of the cat team.
-Manager of the KQ IX-asylum.
guess he already has a title... although not an official one... but still ; )
There's 'sig' and there's 'official title', those are two
very different things. 8)