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Title: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on July 13, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
Previously
The TSL Asylum suddenly starts to rumble and creak, like an earthquake is happening. However, the Manager knows this area is earthquake-safe, as no fault-lines(?sp) pass here. As he looks through the window, he sees a humongous crane lifting the Asylum-building. The name 'Phoenix Online' is painted on the side of the cabin of the crane with a telephone number. Calling the telephone number painted on the crane with his cell phone (since land lines have been cut due to the lifting) he gets told the whole area (aka Forum) is being (redesigned) but reassures him he will be put down in a special area reserved especially for him. The Asylum Manager leaves the Asylum via parachute and goes on holiday a couple of days.
/Previously

When he returns and looks at all the directions, he has no problems finding his home and he sees a signpost labelled 'Welcome to the Asylum' at the entrance too. "Nice", he thinks, indeed this looks like the area fit for the TSL Asylum, "Thank you very much Phoenix Online". However, when he arrives in this area there is no sign of the TSL Asylum. Luckily, when the 5th floor was built, there also was some kind of 'Beam me up Scotty'-feature installed for Staff which he decides to test just now. When he appears into his office in the TSL Asylum he notices abandoned buildings around. When querying the database as to where he is now located, it says 'The Dark Age'. When he tries to contact the building contractor again he gets an answering machine and no further response.
"This simply won't do", he says to himself, and places a few calls. Suddenly, in the Asylum-area, a new building arises from the ground. Unfortunately, floor 5 has gone missing completely, even though that was supposed to be the 4th floor's designation. So, this is floor 5.5, meaning it's got everything floor 5 had, but with a few new extra tweaks. The patients have also been moved from the old building to the new one, via the 'Beam me up Scotty'-feature, operated by the TSL Manager of course. Every patient's pc now has 'TSL-Episode One' installed on its hard drive, courtesy of the TSL Asylum's ICT-department. When a new Episode is released, it will be installed automatically.
Unfortunately, the Manager has no authority to 'sticky' a thread, which is why he hopes the 'Powers that be' would mind doing such a thing. Upon arriving in the area, he notices he also has a feature called 'Instant Message' he intends on using if he once again notices no response.
Floor 1-4 have been completely rebuilt, and now have the same features as floor 5.0, and the TSL Asylum Manager invites everyone to come visiting. He wishes to express that nobody can be 'drafted' as a patient before extensive evaluation. Actions can only be admitted for evaluation if done in this area called 'PoStudios Forum' and even then, if the TSL Manager is notified of these actions. He is a busy man these days.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 13, 2010, 04:42:59 PM
I'm pretty sure I was never evaluated. I call shenanigans! How do you know I'm crazy if I was never evaluated? HOW DO YOU KNOW? *breaks down sobbing*

PS I think there's been tweaks in the building layout, I can't find the kitchen anymore. Snacks? SKITTLES! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on July 13, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
You may not be crazy, but you're certainly crayzy! ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on July 13, 2010, 04:54:25 PM
Luckily, we all jumped out before we were transported. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: wilco64256 on July 13, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
Weldon walks into the room, glances around, and gets a thoroughly confused look on his face.  Perhaps part of his mind has somehow slipped into the hyperspace arsenal?  In any event, it's clear he has no idea what's going on, so he takes a bite of his meat lover's pizza and wanders back over to the technical support building to wait for something to happen that he can comprehend.  Or until he finds a million dollars in the arsenal, whichever comes first.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: B'rrr on July 13, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
Is there like a member list from the old 5th floor? just so we know which patients are at large.

You may not be crazy, but you're certainly crayzy! ::)

This forum needs more puns...  ;)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on July 13, 2010, 05:05:33 PM
I know, right? Anyone who hates puns should be punched. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 13, 2010, 05:16:33 PM
Yay, I can visit all the crazies again! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: dark-daventry on July 13, 2010, 05:18:55 PM
If I may casually interrupt, I have now stickied this thread for easier navigation. Now back to your normally scheduled program...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on July 13, 2010, 05:31:15 PM
Yay, I can visit all the crazies again! :D
...and we crazies can get our monthly treats! I would like chocolate truffles, please!  ;D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 13, 2010, 05:51:36 PM
I'm officially no longer waiter here at this fine establishment, sent in my  resignation and everything, now just a guest... but perhaps I can find my cactus and hula outfit, lost it in the transfer somehow...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 13, 2010, 06:02:58 PM
If we keep up with these terrible jokes, I'm afraid CC will punish us! XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: B'rrr on July 13, 2010, 06:15:18 PM
*has the feeling it will become really bad really fast*

o wait, it already is!  ::) ;)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on July 14, 2010, 02:25:56 AM
...and we crazies can get our monthly treats! I would like chocolate truffles, please!  ;D
Monthly? Now we have TSL we need at least a candy a week. (prefers a day)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on July 14, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
Hi crazies - just thought I'd come visit you all and give you my awesome salutations before casually walking back out the door again since I'm in no way crazy and have in no way been in the Asylum for several years.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on July 14, 2010, 12:05:05 PM
*waves*
Nice to see you, fellow sane person! Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on July 14, 2010, 12:06:42 PM
Tis a grand day to be sane, Mega Grey Ham!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on July 14, 2010, 12:28:13 PM
Tis a grand day indeed, Roberta! And I must say, the EGA look is quite dapper on you!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 14, 2010, 12:45:37 PM
I've never been officially evalutated before either, but I'm somehow here...hey, is that a hula-dancing cactus I see?!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on July 14, 2010, 02:50:42 PM
Why thank you very much, Jafar - it's a look I parade proudly!

I was admitted before the times of "evaluations" - in fact, I was one of the people who the Asylum was originally built for...  But don't tell CC that I admitted to that!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 14, 2010, 06:29:03 PM
COPYCAT!  MANGO IS SPOUTING NONSENSE!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 14, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
Ooh, what sort of evaluation would this be? Might it involve those ink blots? Those always looked like a lot of fun.

*pokes hula-dancing cactus*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: B'rrr on July 14, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
*tazers Haids*

I think this one is ready for solitary confinement CC.

Don't worry Roberta, I got your back *nods*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 14, 2010, 08:16:14 PM
*pokes hula-dancing cactus*
Oww! That is not necessary, I'm on my way already!! First, though, I need to locate the kitchens, don't seem to be in the same place...

*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*


Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 14, 2010, 09:31:13 PM
*follows tess, poking the cactus all the while despite the scratches and scathes now forming on his hand*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: wilco64256 on July 14, 2010, 10:01:39 PM
There's something ironic about following a cactus around and poking it.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 14, 2010, 10:33:27 PM
*notices nifty, and pulls him into an alcove just before a cat-guard passes by*

*whispers* Nifty, you're going to get us caught! There's cat-gaurds everywhere... and it's of highest importance that I get chocolate and sweets to the patients! Who knows what they might do if deprived too long! Follow if you like, but quietly. And no poking! :P

*checks the hallway, ninja-rolls out of the alcove (made rather difficult as she is still holding the cactus), and continues onward*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 14, 2010, 11:12:40 PM
I FOUND THE KITCHENS!!!

No?
That's a mouse hole you say?
Then why is there cheese inside?? CHEESE! Kitcheny cheese! From kitchens!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 14, 2010, 11:25:30 PM
*stumbles out of the alcove in a lame attempt at a ninja roll, then follows tess again, resisting the urge to poke the cactus*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on July 15, 2010, 09:22:14 AM
PS I think there's been tweaks in the building layout, I can't find the kitchen anymore. Snacks? SKITTLES! :D
Another new tweak to this floor is now the patient only needs to think about the snack he/she wants and it will be provided to him/her by kitchen personnel. Naturally, other rules will still apply. However, due to the grand opening of floor 5.5 I am instituting one week of unlimited snacks, barring any important safety precautions of course. So, order what you want (food-wise) , this week only, but don't bother other patients, visitors or yourself or you'll be sent into isolation.

Luckily, we all jumped out before we were transported. :D
There was nothing to jump out of. A transport link was set up between my office in the old Asylum and my office in the new Asylum. Every patient was brought into my office blindfolded and accompanied by two guard cats. Transport was activated for all three and then every patient was brought back to his/her room in the new Asylum. So you see, absolutely no jumping possible.

If I may casually interrupt, I have now stickied this thread for easier navigation. Now back to your normally scheduled program...
The Manager thanks the 'Powers that be'.

If we keep up with these terrible jokes, I'm afraid CC will punish us! XD
:scholar:

Monthly? Now we have TSL we need at least a candy a week. (prefers a day)
Candy a week? You got it! (see above)

Hi crazies - just thought I'd come visit you all and give you my awesome salutations before casually walking back out the door again since I'm in no way crazy and have in no way been in the Asylum for several years.
Your name please?

I've never been officially evaluated before either, but I'm somehow here...hey, is that a hula-dancing cactus I see?!
I see you wandered into one of the holo-area's throughout this floor but that's okay, even visitors can use those.

COPYCAT!  MANGO IS SPOUTING NONSENSE!
Has she ever been doing otherwise?

Ooh, what sort of evaluation would this be? Might it involve those ink blots? Those always looked like a lot of fun.
Nah, it's just a behavioural study. :scholar:

*tazers Haids*

I think this one is ready for solitary confinement CC.

Don't worry Roberta, I got your back *nods*
The holo-cactus or Haids? Why? Are you sure you don't need some solitary confinement?

Oww! That is not necessary, I'm on my way already!! First, though, I need to locate the kitchens, don't seem to be in the same place...

*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*
Why do you need the kitchen? Furthermore, how did a live cactus get into this Asylum? That's a dangerous item! Something must have gone wrong during transport.
/me  checks transport logs.
 Aha! Found it! /me Reconfigures transport scanners to take care of the problem
, even though it's very likely this is the only time such mass transport needs to be initiated.

I FOUND THE KITCHENS!!!

No?
That's a mouse hole you say?
Then why is there cheese inside?? CHEESE! Kitcheny cheese! From kitchens!
Now really, do you think there's mouses on the Asylum with all these cats around?

*follows tess, poking the cactus all the while despite the scratches and scathes now forming on his hand*
See? It's even dangerous to visitors.

*notices nifty, and pulls him into an alcove just before a cat-guard passes by*

*whispers* Nifty, you're going to get us caught! There's cat-gaurds everywhere... and it's of highest importance that I get chocolate and sweets to the patients! Who knows what they might do if deprived too long! Follow if you like, but quietly. And no poking! :P

*checks the hallway, ninja-rolls out of the alcove (made rather difficult as she is still holding the cactus), and continues onward*
Upon relocating everything I have made sure past employees can no longer enter the kitchen through the biometric field, which now mimics the colour of the adjacent walls, so unless you know where it is, you can't find it. Kitchen personnel will only enter or exit the kitchen when there's nobody watching. If that tends to be impossible, there's always another plain biometric exit into an area only accessible by personnel anyway. That's actually the emergency exit, but not revealing the location of the chameleon biometric field is also of the paramount importance.
Also, there's no need to be concerned about lack of chocolate and sweets to the patients. Even on the 5th floor kitchen personnel made sure every patient had his/her monthly allowance of sugar. Unless this an attempt to be reinstated as Asylum personnel, but I must stress this is not the proper way.

/me encompass Tess and nifty and escort them out of the Asylum, including the live cactus.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on July 15, 2010, 10:13:19 AM
Who am I?

I'm Roberta Williams MangoMercury, the sanest forum dweller of them all who most certainly never has, and never will, spout nonsense.

Thanks for having my back, Rob - you're awesomely awesome. < 3
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 15, 2010, 10:48:35 AM
/me encompass Tess and nifty and escort them out of the Asylum, including the live cactus.

*hugs cactus*

"It's okay now. Daddy's got you. You don't need to worry about those scary guard cats anymore.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 15, 2010, 10:51:38 AM
Why do you need the kitchen?
Because it's the kitchen, of course! What more reason does there need to be?

Aww, looks like I got us kicked out, Nifty. Here! *hands a B'rrr costume*

*puts on her old Mango costume*

*walks back in to the Asylum*

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on July 15, 2010, 11:21:53 AM
B'rrr, Mango Roberta, QUICK START TALKING TO YOURSELVES!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 15, 2010, 11:26:10 AM
"Talking to myself? About what? I already know everything about myself. But this cactus--now he's interesting."

*looks shocked*

"Oh, I'm sorry cacty. You're a girl cactus. She's very interesting."
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on July 15, 2010, 11:47:21 AM
Hey, Mangospoon, how's it goin'?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 15, 2010, 11:54:32 AM
Not bad, Roberta. What do you think the cactus should be called? She needs a name, I think.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 15, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
I didn't say there were mice, just their holes.

Uhmmmm... if we're allowed unlimited snacks this week, how am I supposed to steal extra snacks? And since I'm pretty sure that's what I'm here for... I must be cured! XD

Of course, I wouldn't know since I have not been evaluated. In that case, maybe there's nothing to cure. I'm INCURABLE! XD No, wait, that's not right...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on July 15, 2010, 03:30:05 PM
*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*
I see what you did there, Bella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHo3K3DMgM). ::)

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 15, 2010, 03:53:16 PM
XD XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 15, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
Be nice to that cactus! She's had a rough day, what with the move and suddenly being claimed as Nifty's daughter!

And her NAME, you wretch, is Gladys. :pleased:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 15, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Be nice to that cactus! She's had a rough day, what with the move and suddenly being claimed as Nifty's daughter!

And her NAME, you wretch, is Gladys. :pleased:

Are you suggesting that her being my daughter is a problem?

*clutches cactus*

She's mine and I'm never letting her go!

*looks at cactus*

Oh, what's that Gladys? You want to go play with the patients? Okay, but don't be long.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on July 16, 2010, 10:04:59 AM
Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 16, 2010, 12:28:10 PM
::)

She TOLD me that her name is Gladys.  Besides, don't you think her father would remember if her name WASN'T Gladys?

Oh, a bowl of rice!  *Runs off*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 16, 2010, 12:37:53 PM
Beavis might be one of her weird nicknames. Of course, so is Gladys, I think. You'll never know her true name. :sneaky:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 16, 2010, 12:40:59 PM
*Comes back with rice bowl in hand*

Well fine!  But...wait...is it possible that Gladys is...TWINS?!

If that's the case, we were all wrong.  Her names are Alexander and Rosella!  *Lifts rice bowl to cactus* Welcome, Alex and Rosie!  Here's to you!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: I_am_so_nifty on July 16, 2010, 02:50:46 PM
It must be that she was accidentally teleported here from some alternate universe where Manannan kidnapped both Alexander and Rosella and then gave them a cactus cookie. Somehow, they have merged into one cactus.

So I'm the twins' cactus form's foster father. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 16, 2010, 03:40:19 PM
So you're....

Manannan???

(Do doo be-do-do!)

Manannan!

(Do do-do do!)

Manannan!

(Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on July 20, 2010, 08:26:20 PM
Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grab it and run! Bella will be here shortly... and Edward will be in tow... hey, maybe he'll actually do Kill Bella Vol.1&2 this time...

...in which case... *makes popcorn*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on July 20, 2010, 08:29:46 PM
Its name is clearly Beavis, not Gladys.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grab it and run! Bella will be here shortly... and Edward will be in tow... hey, maybe he'll actually do Kill Bella Vol.1&2 this time...

...in which case... *makes popcorn*
*steals some of Delling's popcorn*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 21, 2010, 12:34:08 PM
For someone who hates Twilight so much, you certainly bring it up a lot, Delling.  ::)

Perhaps you're a...*gasp*...closet fan?  :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: B'rrr on July 21, 2010, 03:31:52 PM
I get weird associations with closet fan...  :-\
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on July 21, 2010, 10:27:01 PM
I'm not sure what you mean, but when you say you get weird associations with the term "closet fan," I start thinking about The Closet in Chamber, and people who are fans of it, I guess. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on July 21, 2010, 10:46:06 PM
I miss Chamber. :(


You know, Episode 2 has a nice, even number...it's as good a time as any to open it... :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on July 22, 2010, 12:06:45 AM
Considering all of the activity around the forums lately, I feel like a chatroom wouldn't be empty. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 22, 2010, 12:17:23 AM
I miss Chamber. :(
I bet Cat does too. 'Specially the closet part. ;) :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on July 28, 2010, 06:23:03 PM
For someone who hates Twilight so much, you certainly bring it up a lot, Delling.  ::)

Perhaps you're a...*gasp*...closet fan?  :o

Nope... just spend too much time around Twilight snark :P (I'm an equal opportunity snark fan; it's just that Twilight has attracted A LOT of GREAT snark :P)

I get weird associations with closet fan...  :-\

Closets need ventillation too, B'rrr... ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on July 30, 2010, 06:20:39 PM
Who am I?

I'm Roberta Williams MangoMercury, the sanest forum dweller of them all who most certainly never has, and never will, spout nonsense.
In that case, who's this 'Roberta' visitors and other patients keep referring to?

Why do you need the kitchen?
Because it's the kitchen, of course! What more reason does there need to be?

Aww, looks like I got us kicked out, Nifty. Here! *hands a B'rrr costume*

*puts on her old Mango costume*

*walks back in to the Asylum*
You can't get into the kitchen anymore so your answer is invalid. You can dress up all you want, that won't fool the biometric scanners. You're both (still) not patients so you can enter the Asylum as a visitor at all times.

I didn't say there were mice, just their holes.

Uhmmmm... if we're allowed unlimited snacks this week, how am I supposed to steal extra snacks? And since I'm pretty sure that's what I'm here for... I must be cured! XD

Of course, I wouldn't know since I have not been evaluated. In that case, maybe there's nothing to cure. I'm INCURABLE! XD No, wait, that's not right...
Any mouse trying to enter Asylum territory is chased back out again immediately. So, they get no chance to make holes. If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?
Why on earth would you want to steal extra snacks? AFAIK you're not a patient so you can buy snacks in a shop outside the Asylum. If I'm wrong, and you are a patient, I will remind you that such a thing would be impossible.
We resume our regular programme of '1 sweet a month'.

Oh, what's that Gladys? You want to go play with the patients? Okay, but don't be long.
Do you think I'm going to let a dangerous individual with all those pointy things on the outside back into the Asylum? The biometric scanners wouldn't allow it. I'm starting to think another admission into the Asylum is imminent...

I see what you did there, Bella (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHo3K3DMgM). ::)
Huh? /me is not into this 'Twilight' snark
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on July 31, 2010, 07:14:06 AM
Quote
If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?
Uh... well, obviously not me! What a ridiculous idea!

*Hides*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on August 02, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
Any mouse trying to enter Asylum territory is chased back out again immediately. So, they get no chance to make holes. If not the mice, who/what then would make mouse holes?
Why on earth would you want to steal extra snacks? AFAIK you're not a patient so you can buy snacks in a shop outside the Asylum. If I'm wrong, and you are a patient, I will remind you that such a thing would be impossible.
We resume our regular programme of '1 sweet a month'.
Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.

See, buying snacks in the shop costs money. Why would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?
No?
Well then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.
*steals a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.

Speaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?

And I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on August 03, 2010, 05:24:37 AM
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You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!

I am not a free man - I am a number!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on August 03, 2010, 08:29:07 AM
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You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!

I am not a free man - I am a number!
Number Six?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on August 03, 2010, 04:59:48 PM
Who is number one?!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on August 16, 2010, 12:47:04 PM
What does it take to be number one?  Two is not a winner and three no one remembers!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on August 16, 2010, 02:01:44 PM
In case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner :)
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Post by: wilco64256 on August 16, 2010, 02:48:29 PM
A rather fascinating concept to say the least - it has interesting connections to Inception as well.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on August 16, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
...or vice versa. It was a good show. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on August 19, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
Well, the holes would make themselves. Probably out of two halves. Clearly.
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?

See, buying snacks in the shop costs money.
Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?

Why would I want to do that when I can steal them now, eat them, and then not pay for them but not ever be caught? Did you ever *see* me stealing the snacks? Did you ever find any missing snacks? Did you find evidence of the stolen goods outside of the trash can full of wrappers (that really could have come from anyone's snacks)?
No?
Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.

Well then clearly your accusations are utterly unfounded.
*tries to steal a box of twinkies*
TOTALLY unfair and unfounded. The works of an overactive imagination.
I have altered the text in the quote to reflect what really happened.


Speaking of unfair? 1 Sweet a month is obviously not enough and is not healthy. Sweets appear on the DAILY food pyramid, need I remind you?
Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.

And I am most certainly not a patient. Totally sane. *pets a passing mango* You've never had me examined anyways. How dare you hold me here? I demand a recount!
Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?

I am not a free man - I am a number!
Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.

In case you didn't get the Number Six reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner :)
Before my time, and since I'm the KQ9/TSL grandfather, that's saying something about how long ago that really is. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on August 19, 2010, 05:21:37 PM
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on August 19, 2010, 05:34:40 PM
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Who are you referring to? Tess? Of course she can have some snacks, provided she buys them anywhere outside of the Asylum naturally.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on August 19, 2010, 06:37:16 PM
Can the sanest forum dweller in the world who totally doesn't belong in the Asylum at all have some snacks?
Who are you referring to? Tess?
:'(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on August 19, 2010, 07:23:11 PM
You mean my twin, of whom I share an equal amount of sanity to?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on August 23, 2010, 01:27:47 PM
Are you implying Hole-in-the-wall is capable of procreating without a Mrs Hole-in-the-wall?
Are you implying he can't?? I'm sure he is deeply offended!

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Might I suggest looking for a job to pay for those snacks?
The best things in life are free!

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Would you please let me answer questions to me myself?
That seems like a silly idea when I know what I would like you to say.
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a) Stealing is immoral and not good for the economy, apart from the fact it's illegal too.
No, no, no. Burglary is all of those things. Stealing is irrelevant! :D
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b) I can't be held responsible for what you do outside of the Asylum, but inside I can assure you it's quite impossible to steal them. If you can't steal, it's obvious you'll never get caught. Whilst I may not be present on the Asylum at all times, when I am my security system shows my everything that happened outside of the ordinary and how it handled the situation. Up until now I have never had to reprogram the security system based on how it handled anything. A few tweaks here and there, yes, but no major reprogramming.
Well, of course! But I spend so much of my time stealing from the kitchen it's hardly out of the ordinary. In fact, it's the status quo!

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Rest assured that the food the kitchen provides daily contains everything in the food pyramid.
And you think that because it's regarded in high esteem by nutritionists across the world that that makes the food pyramid good enough? Listen, dietary needs are as individualized as fingerprints! And I say, more junk food!

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Recount? Of what? Besides, why are you petting some of Mango's visitors?
Because I don't recall ever being examined and yet here I am, petting fruit like any sane person off the street! Why am I held to the standards and regulations of your patients? Sanity runs in my family!

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Aren't we all, in one manner or another? Naturally, here in the Asylum, I'm number one.
I'm number cheese.  :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on September 10, 2010, 12:31:46 PM
goes to the library ant reads the really old book the old escapies of the asylum
 ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 10, 2010, 08:05:58 PM
Those're gonna be some thin books. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 11, 2010, 11:26:05 AM
Well, Tess is still working on her escape plan, right?  Something about a hula skirt and the cactus...?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on September 11, 2010, 01:43:11 PM
Not an escape plan, though, more like a get-in-as-a-patient plan, since CC still refuses to make me one. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: B'rrr on September 11, 2010, 05:40:17 PM
yea, this is one of those Asylums where people want to be in it.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on September 12, 2010, 01:14:24 AM
I don't - CC seems convinced that I should be here, but I really don't deserve to be!

Tessy, how about you swap with me?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on September 12, 2010, 08:36:12 AM
Works for me! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 12, 2010, 11:43:01 AM
AWESOME plan, since you guys are twins!  CC will never know the difference. :sneaky:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on September 14, 2010, 12:56:38 AM
Those're gonna be some thin books. :P
Well it's a very old book. They didn't even had guardcats and CC.


Not an escape plan, though, more like a get-in-as-a-patient plan, since CC still refuses to make me one. :P
Telling you're a floating/flying smiley isn't enough?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on September 21, 2010, 10:38:58 PM
You know, if you think about it, this whole section of the forum is the Asylum.

And yet this place inside the Asylum is the Asylum.

I think a bigger Asylum wandered along and ate this Asylum.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on September 22, 2010, 12:14:52 AM
Do you think that within this Asylum, there is another, smaller Asylum?  And a smaller one within that, and so on?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on September 22, 2010, 12:19:07 AM
And within the smallest Asylum lives a dead rat. Tricky little fellows, they are.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on September 22, 2010, 12:20:31 AM
Is there a teeny weeny Asylum inside the rat which he ate, and therefore died of insanity?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on September 22, 2010, 12:21:44 AM
Actually, the dead rat diet mostly consists of Institutes, not Asylums. Though they have been known to snack on Asylums in the winter when their options are limited.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on September 22, 2010, 06:56:27 AM
You've got it all wrong. The Asylum is on the OUTSIDE. They're all crazy out there, I tell ya. We're the sane ones, yeah, yeah, we're the ones who really see what's going on, yeah...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 22, 2010, 12:15:50 PM
And within the smallest Asylum lives a dead rat. Tricky little fellows, they are.
Like from Wayside School?  The new kid, Sammy? :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on September 22, 2010, 12:26:02 PM
Oh! Thank you Haids. I was trying to remember why that sounded so very familiar... :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 22, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
LOL, glad to help.  :)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: waltzdancing on September 23, 2010, 10:39:14 PM
I actually took the time to read this thread and found myself laughing silly.  :D You guys are totally nuts! *Runs away quickly waving her arms wildly* My sanity...must fight to keep it... but loosing battle. Hi all I'm Billy, have you seen my mother?
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Post by: darthkiwi on September 24, 2010, 08:54:16 AM
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Hi all I'm Billy, have you seen my mother?

I! AM! YOUR MOTHER!

Sorry, couldn't resist  ;D
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Post by: waltzdancing on September 24, 2010, 10:01:35 AM
NO! It's not true! That's impossible!  ;D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on September 24, 2010, 10:02:58 AM
Search your feelings; you know it to be true.
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Post by: waltzdancing on September 24, 2010, 10:03:59 AM
 XB
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 12:10:48 PM
*You gotta continue the dialogue, Billy!  Finish whatcha started!*

Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Breaks down sobbing*
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Post by: crayauchtin on September 24, 2010, 12:49:07 PM
Doesn't Billy st-st-stutter about his mother?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Wait, we were doing The Empire Strikes Back, weren't we? ???
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: waltzdancing on September 24, 2010, 06:38:28 PM
Yes it was The Empire Strikes Back. I guess my mind started to wander off looking for cookies and forgot to finish it off.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 24, 2010, 11:19:02 PM
Who is Billy in the Empire Strikes Back? I thought we were doing a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/The Empire Strikes Back crossover event.

And you know you're waiting for that movie with just as much anticipation as I am!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: waltzdancing on September 25, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
Billy was the only name I could come up with when I started to loose my mind. then Darthkiwi came with the star wars reference
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 25, 2010, 10:36:12 AM
So there's no crossover?? :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: waltzdancing on September 25, 2010, 11:24:32 PM
Not that I am aware of but we can have it now.  :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 26, 2010, 12:20:35 AM
Would you all murder me in on the toilet if I told you I've never seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 26, 2010, 10:08:22 AM
Absolutely not. It's usually watched in school after you're forced to read the book in English classes.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on September 26, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
Then I consider myself lucky. :pleased:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 26, 2010, 03:20:51 PM
The book, the movie, and the play are all good, actually, and they'll make you feel extra glad you're in THIS asylum. :P But it's never fun doing those things for class.

Anyways, I'm still waiting for the crossover movie.... The Cuckoo's Nest Strikes Back!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 25, 2010, 08:45:06 AM
The book, the movie, and the play are all good, actually, ...

*has unfortunately not encountered any of them except for passing references to Nurse Ratchet (sp?) from his parents in his childhood*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 26, 2010, 10:39:07 PM
Well rent the movie Delling, come on!!

And in the mean time, I'm going to go steal things from the kitchen as it seems CC has taken a leave of absence....


.....which puts ME in charge!!! (I decided, no take-backs!)

And I say..... SUGAR RUSH O' MADNESS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 27, 2010, 12:16:59 PM
I have a big ole bag of M&M's here...I could share one or two of the brown ones, I guess...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 27, 2010, 04:39:39 PM
I would like to share someone else's cell. :D It's lonely within these four padded walls with only my thoughts for company. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on October 27, 2010, 05:05:40 PM
Well, there is the royal "we"... :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2010, 12:34:52 AM
And we both agree on this. :P I was committed to a single padded cell ages ago and, while it is idiot-proof, I miss human interaction. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 28, 2010, 04:20:08 AM
*gets chocolate pie from the kitchen* *noms*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on October 28, 2010, 10:14:15 AM
*Files the bars off Deloria's cell and climbs inside, putting the bars back when he's done*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 28, 2010, 11:32:28 AM
Chocolate pie???????
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 28, 2010, 12:06:33 PM
I made a deliciously delicious chocolate cream pie. :pleased: ...but it's all gone now... as my roommate just said, "there is a way to commemorate it: A REPEAT!" :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2010, 12:49:58 PM
*Files the bars off Deloria's cell and climbs inside, putting the bars back when he's done*
But I'm still locked in the padded cell. :( I was trying to get out of the padded cell. And then I was going to make my grand escape. :D The loneliness was just a clever pretense, but I'm very happy you came to rescue me anyway. :D *makes tea* :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on October 28, 2010, 01:30:02 PM
Chocolate pie???????

No, Chocolate Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA).
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 29, 2010, 05:48:53 AM
:D *makes tea* :D

*wants tea* :( I will give you pie for tea?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 29, 2010, 12:59:52 PM
If you sneak into my padded cell too, I can hold a salon. :D :D :D

(Posted on: 29 October 2010, 20:58:12)


You bring pie, I will bring tea. :) We will entertain each other with talk of declension and duals and other wonderful things. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on October 29, 2010, 01:42:43 PM
*Gasp* An Asylum Salon! What a brilliant idea!

We need never leave. We would have tea and books and intelligent conversation :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 29, 2010, 02:30:20 PM
Which is probably just as well considering CC won't let us leave. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 29, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
*Gasp* An Asylum Salon! What a brilliant idea!

We need never leave. We would have tea and books and intelligent conversation :D
Why has no one thought of this before?!  !!!

I'll make muffins.  Fopmuffins, I think. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on October 29, 2010, 03:43:17 PM
Can you remind me of who came up with that silly word?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 29, 2010, 03:44:03 PM
Rosella.  :'(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on October 29, 2010, 03:44:43 PM
:( indeed.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 29, 2010, 03:48:17 PM
'Tis a terrible thing to walk past her empty cell.  I still throw the occasional M&M in there in case she comes back, but there is a small pile of colored circles that remains untouched.  :-\
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on October 29, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
:'( That's so sad...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 30, 2010, 06:36:51 AM
If you sneak into my padded cell too, I can hold a salon. :D :D :D

(Posted on: 29 October 2010, 20:58:12)


You bring pie, I will bring tea. :) We will entertain each other with talk of declension and duals and other wonderful things. :D

Oh, I see... just a sec *starts making pie* :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 02, 2010, 09:23:46 AM
I've now had three pie-less and salon-less days. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 02, 2010, 09:43:01 AM
[3π - 3*(salon)] days?? Wait... what does that come out to? How much is a salon anyway? :P (Is salon a variable name with a value equal to the number of members of the salon?)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 02, 2010, 03:24:36 PM
If we're having a salon.... I will have a pumpkin fopmuffin, tea, low-lights, and a mani/pedi. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 02, 2010, 05:57:22 PM
Are there pedi chairs in the salon?  I didn't see any when I grabbed a cup of tea from the FABULOUSLY ORNATE (thanks to Deloria :yes: ) tea set!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 02, 2010, 10:37:29 PM
I think we've already established that any one of my various hallucinations may be real at any point. Is that rainbow flavored tea? :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 03, 2010, 05:38:42 PM
Is that rainbow flavored tea? :P
WHERE?! !!!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 04, 2010, 12:24:49 AM
In the tea set, silly! Now, what color should I get my nails done? I was thinking fuscia!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on November 04, 2010, 08:53:30 AM
In the tea set, silly! Now, what color should I get my nails done? I was thinking fuscia!
*ahem* fuchsia. ;D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on November 04, 2010, 10:20:16 AM
What is that? Blue? ???
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on November 04, 2010, 10:23:53 AM
What is that? Blue? ???
No, it's kind of a hot pink.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 04, 2010, 06:39:18 PM
Get fuchsia on one hand, then rainbow stripes on the other. :yes:  I'll get neon pink.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 04, 2010, 10:42:20 PM
And for my toes??
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on November 05, 2010, 08:29:29 AM
Ultraviolet, of course!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 05, 2010, 09:19:10 AM
I'm not painting anyone's nails or dying anyone's hair. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 05, 2010, 09:37:09 AM
I won't be either; I however will post a picture of pie this evening after I make it. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 05, 2010, 07:35:15 PM
I'm not painting anyone's nails or dying anyone's hair. :P
Aw, that's okay.  I'll paint your nails for you! 
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 07, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
Deloria, you don't sound happy about our Asylum Makeover Party! If this isn't what you meant by salon, you should have left the hair dryers outside!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 08, 2010, 05:18:29 AM
I won't be either; I however will post a picture of pie this evening after I make it. :yes:

I forgot... b/c I couldn't find my camera... but..

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs575.ash2/149749_712025553049_12815110_38946118_3524994_n.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 08, 2010, 09:58:36 AM
I think the pie should also be posted in the Muffin thread. That's fabulous looking. Nom nom nom nom!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 08, 2010, 12:08:41 PM
Ooooooooh, Delling, I'm quite impressed!  That looks perfect!  :bow:

CRAAAAAAAY!  I have the rainbow nail polish!  *Shakes the bottle of multicolored paint*  D'you want me to do it, or should I have Deloria come over and start on you?  ;B
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 08, 2010, 04:10:54 PM
*will have to go find the muffin thread*

*did consider posting it in his thread so he may just spam the forum with the pie picture*

It is delicious. I may have the last of it with a cup of tea... and take another picture so you can see a piece of it. :P

Ooooooooh, Delling, I'm quite impressed!  That looks perfect!  :bow:

That's fabulous looking. Nom nom nom nom!
;] d'aww thanks, guys! :takeabow:

I really shouldn't be embarrassed considering how ridiculously proud of (and bouncily happy about) it I was, but I've been kinda bummed since so... is nice, 谢谢 谢谢!! ;]
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 08, 2010, 05:36:17 PM
So are you gonna share, or...?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 08, 2010, 05:48:07 PM
Well... internet sharing... you can noms your nomitors :P

Unfortunately, my memory card wasn't in the camera when I took the picture... so now the picture is on the camera, but when I put the memory card in, I can only see the pictures on the card and can't seem to move the pictures on the camera to the card. :-/
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 09, 2010, 04:23:01 AM
It is a perfect pie. :D But now I have pie cravings. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 09, 2010, 10:44:03 PM
Mmmmm pie.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 10, 2010, 05:42:59 PM
Can the salon be a salon slash bakery? !!!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on December 14, 2010, 04:14:06 AM
bakery party !!!!!!!!!!  :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on January 14, 2011, 07:19:49 AM
*made a lemon meringue pie last night*

No idea how it turned out. Also, it's payment to my roommate for a favor, so I'll have to wait for her to come back.

The meringue didn't seem to come out as big and fluffy but then there's two causes there: 1) this one only has two eggs in it (the other one had four) and 2) when opening the condensed milk for the pie, some of it splashed into the egg whites... :-\

Still pics later maybe...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2011, 09:04:30 AM
Time for me to wreck the whole party.
*releases the monkeys so they can do their buisness*

go monkeys keep those gaurdcats amused.  :suffer:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GoneTooLong on March 17, 2011, 06:17:35 AM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbsv06qjvI1qdoghio1_500.jpg)
FLY MY PRETTIES!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on March 18, 2011, 12:35:52 AM
Flying monkeys?  :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on March 21, 2011, 12:26:10 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/kingsquest/images/9/9a/Flying_soldier1.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on March 22, 2011, 02:56:23 AM
n.
*hides under his bed*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2011, 12:17:44 AM
Yes, all my dreams become reality.
The asylum is being taken over by evil entities.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on March 25, 2011, 05:12:00 AM
The asylum is being taken over by evil entities.

You mean like laughing puppets?

(http://gifattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/laughing-puppets.gif)
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Post by: snabbott on March 25, 2011, 08:42:58 AM
Noooo!!! They're back!

How about these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPplpBPQxQ)?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on March 25, 2011, 02:22:49 PM
 :S It's like Chucky combined with the bad guy in Saw.  GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Joins icarus under his bed*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on March 25, 2011, 04:09:21 PM
*Joins icarus under his bed*

:flirt: Under his bed, you say?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on March 25, 2011, 07:22:46 PM
Get yer mind outta the guttah! ;]
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on March 25, 2011, 10:18:00 PM
As you wish. ;)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on March 26, 2011, 12:13:09 AM
Aww. :lovegoggles:

(http://static.zoovy.com/img/gkworld/W275-H385-Bffffff/I/item29534pb_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: kindofdoon on March 26, 2011, 12:39:58 AM
One of my favorite movies ever. I just bought the 20th Anniversary Edition the other day...There is a really cool ambigram (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambigram) on the front cover - the title text reads the same rightside-up and upside-down.

I also love the two images of Westley and Buttercup. So symmetrical and good. :)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BOCP1DUSL.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on March 26, 2011, 12:56:09 AM
I've seen that one before!  So cool! :D Unfortunately for me, I bought it on DVD when I was fourteen, so I own just the regular one, not the 20th anniversary one.  :'(

20 years...hot damn, it's been almost 24 years now.  This movie came out the same year I did.  They shoud rerelease it into theatres for its 25th!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on March 26, 2011, 05:34:20 AM
I was recently reading an issue of Scientific American Mind with an article about what your cultural tastes say about you. One photo in the article showed a German bedroom with a DVD of "Die Nanny" on the floor.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PTHEBWBEL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

What an amazing co-incidence! "Die Nanny" are the exact two words that always go through my head whenever that show is on TV.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on March 27, 2011, 03:34:23 AM
"Die" is the definite feminine article (nominative&accusative). It's actually not a huge coincidence because in AS it was e (then a demonstrative pronoun, which, as I understand it, gradually replaced the definite article but has remnants, consider "that").

"Die" in English, on the other hand, is really, really interesting because it's not AS or Latin-based and they often borrowed and used euphemisms for death out of superstition. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on March 27, 2011, 06:39:36 AM
"Die" in English, on the other hand, is really, really interesting because it's not AS or Latin-based and they often borrowed and used euphemisms for death out of superstition. :yes:

Well, I knew it wasn't of Latin origins, but I had naturally assumed that like many short English words it WAS of AS or at least Germanic origins. If it's a borrowing however, it could be Pictish or even Celtic... this bears further investigation! :D What does darthkiwi say of its origins?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on March 27, 2011, 07:33:35 AM
I kept him up until 3:30 last night, so I assume he's still asleep or just recently gotten up and I haven't had a chance to inflict myself upon him yet. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on March 27, 2011, 08:43:53 AM
*Drags himself out of bed and immediately pounces upon the AS dictionary*

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"Die" is the definite feminine article (nominative&accusative). It's actually not a huge coincidence because in AS it was e (then a demonstrative pronoun, which, as I understand it, gradually replaced the definite article but has remnants, consider "that").
I think you're pretty much right. The table for the definite article is:

          Ma.     Neut.     Fem.     Plur.
Nom:  se       t       seo       a
Acc:    one   t       a         a
Gen:   s    s       re     ara
Dat:    m   m      re    m

As you can see, "Die" (which is the German Fem Nom and Fem Acc, as well as the Plural Nom and Fem, I think) tends to crop up in Anglo Saxon as "a", which makes sense since they resemble each other. The exception is the Anglo Saxon Fem Nom, which is "seo"; this is the feminine equivalent to the masculine form "se", which means "the".

Now, about death:

The Anglo Saxons had a word for death: "dea". It's the same word. They also had a word for dead: "dead". Again, the same word. Their words for dying are less similar, however. The most straightforward word they have for "die" is "deadan", ie. "to dead"; they also use "steorfan" and "sweltan" which essentially translate as "to die", perhaps with an emphasis on "was killed" - although that might simply be because most deaths in AS literature are violent ones.

The other words they typically use for death are "gefaran" and "forferan", which translate as "to travel" and "to go forth". They liked to allude to death poetically rather than simply say "he died". A lovely example of this is The Battle of Maldon where Wulfmr's death is described: "Wund wear Wulfmr, wlrste geceas", "Wulfmr became wounded, he chose/found a slaughter-bed." (l. 113)

So where does "die" come from? Well, if we turn to our wonderful friend the OED, we get:

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Etymology:  Early Middle English dēȝen, dēghen, corresponding to Old Norse deyja (originally dyja, Old Swedish and Old Danish dia, Danish de, Swedish d), Old Frisian deia, deja, Old Saxon dian, Old High German touwan, Middle High German tuwen; these represent an Old Germanic strong verb of the 6th class *daw-j-an, past tense dw, past participle dawan-, the strong inflections being retained in Old Norse (d- < *dw, dinn < *dawans). In the other languages and in English a regular weak verb. No instance of the word is known in Old English literature (its sense being expressed by steorfan, sweltan, or the periphrastic wesan dad, past tense ws dad: see dead adj. 1d) hence it is generally held to have been early lost in Old English (as in Gothic, and as subsequently in all the continental West Germanic languages), and re-adopted in late Old English or early Middle English from Norse; but some think that the facts point rather to the preservation of an Old English degan, dgan, in some dialect; the word appears to have been in general use from the 12th cent., even in the s.w. dialects (see Napier in Hist. Holy Rood, E.E.T.S., 1894). The Middle English dēȝen, dēghen came regularly down to 1500 as deye, which was retained in the North as dey, dē, dee (still current from Lancashire to Scotland); but in standard English dēghe was in 14th cent. (in conformity with the common phonetic history of Old English eh, eah, eoh, as in dye, eye, fly, high, lie, nigh, thigh, etc.) narrowed to diȝe, dighe, whence the later dye, die.

So the full answer is that nobody knows for sure, but it seems likely that it was a word of Germanic origin which somehow didn't make it into AS but was later adopted.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on March 27, 2011, 09:08:14 AM
Although I'm off to video games, I thought I'd ask before I go: in "sweltan", would one say that "sweltan" or "sveltan" (also same question: Wulfmr, vulf- or wulf-) ? I know that the Nordic wunjo was a w-sound, but then German seems to have lost that in favor of the v-sound. Not knowing as much about Germanic languages as others, I have often wondered at the correct pronunciation of such things.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on March 27, 2011, 09:19:58 AM
*Drags himself out of bed and immediately pounces upon the AS dictionary*
XD XD I feel guilty for keeping you up so late, but I also really, really love you. <3 It was a very good conversation. :D
As you can see, "Die" (which is the German Fem Nom and Fem Acc, as well as the Plural Nom and Fem, I think)
All words become feminine in the plural, so yes. :)

they also use "steorfan"
Any relation to "starve"? :)

"Wund wear Wulfmr, wlrste geceas"
That is ridiculously pretty. :P I want to hear it. :D

Well, if we turn to our wonderful friend the OED, we get:

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Etymology:  Early Middle English dēȝen, dēghen, corresponding to Old Norse deyja (originally dyja, Old Swedish and Old Danish dia, Danish de, Swedish d), Old Frisian deia, deja, Old Saxon dian, Old High German touwan, Middle High German tuwen; these represent an Old Germanic strong verb of the 6th class *daw-j-an, past tense dw, past participle dawan-, the strong inflections being retained in Old Norse (d- < *dw, dinn < *dawans). In the other languages and in English a regular weak verb. No instance of the word is known in Old English literature (its sense being expressed by steorfan, sweltan, or the periphrastic wesan dad, past tense ws dad: see dead adj. 1d) hence it is generally held to have been early lost in Old English (as in Gothic, and as subsequently in all the continental West Germanic languages), and re-adopted in late Old English or early Middle English from Norse; but some think that the facts point rather to the preservation of an Old English degan, dgan, in some dialect; the word appears to have been in general use from the 12th cent., even in the s.w. dialects (see Napier in Hist. Holy Rood, E.E.T.S., 1894). The Middle English dēȝen, dēghen came regularly down to 1500 as deye, which was retained in the North as dey, dē, dee (still current from Lancashire to Scotland); but in standard English dēghe was in 14th cent. (in conformity with the common phonetic history of Old English eh, eah, eoh, as in dye, eye, fly, high, lie, nigh, thigh, etc.) narrowed to diȝe, dighe, whence the later dye, die.

/me feels a little guilty for using her incredible boyfriend to indirectly gain access to the OED for her nefarious schemes.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on March 27, 2011, 10:23:49 AM
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* Deloria feels a little guilty for using her incredible boyfriend to indirectly gain access to the OED for her nefarious schemes.

XD You have been USING me, madam! XD Ah well, it's for etymology so it's in a good cause :D

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It was a very good conversation.

And yes, it was a marvellous conversation. :yes: <3 <3 <3

Regarding the pronunciation of "w" in AS: I'm pretty sure the ASs pronounced "w" as it is pronounced today. This is partly because there are a lot of words which use "w" and are recognisably Modern English: "word", "wundor", "weorc" (work), "weallan" (to well up), and I can't help thinking that, since these words are so similar to their modern equivalents, and since all that stands between Modern English and AS is 1000 years and a French invasion (plus odds and ends like "bungalow"), it seems most natural that they'd be pronounced with a "w" sound. We're pretty sure that there are other consonant sounds which were used in a similar way to their modern equivalents - for example, "circe" is the AS word for "church", and the "c"s are pronounced as modern "ch"s; "scip" is the AS word for "ship" and "sceadu" the word for "shadow", and the "sc" is pronounced as modern "sh". The same goes for "ecg", AS for "edge": the "cg" is pronounced the same as modern "dg". Most changes in sound in the transition to ME were in the vowels rather than the consonants: "weorc" shortened to "work", "stan" deepening to "stone", "ceald" changing to "cold", and it seems that changes to consonants were relatively rare (except in cases where consonants were altered within or added to common words such as "him" becoming "them" and "ma" becoming "more"). So it seems most likely that "w" wouldn't change much.

Of course, this is largely speculation and we can never be certain. But some better evidene is the way in which AS was written before "w" came about. Take a look at Caedmon's hymn, the oldest bit of AS poetry we have:

Nu scilun herga hefenrics uard
metuds mehti and his modgithanc
uerc uuldurfadur sue he uundra gihus
eci dryctin or astelid.
he rist scop ldu barnum
hefen to hrof halig sceppend
tha middingard moncynns uard
eci dryctin fter tiad
firum foldu frea allmehtig

Translation:

"Now we should praise the guardian of the heavenly kingdom, the creator's might and his conception/forethought/thoughtfulness, the work of the glorious father, just as he, eternal Lord, previously established each of the wonders/miracles. He first shaped heaven as a roof for the sons of men, holy Creator; then mankind's guardian, the eternal Lord, almighty Lord, afterwards made middle-earth, the earth for men."

There are a number of places where spelling deviates from later AS. Most notably, "weard" is written as "uard", "weorc" as "uerc", "wuldor" as "uuldor" and "wundra" as "uundra". To me, this suggests that "w" is, literally, a way of writing a "double-u"; after all, if you say "uundra" it sounds identical to "wundra". Of course, it's possible that the first "u" should be read as a "v" and the second as a "u", but I'm not sure if the practice of using "u" and "v" interchangebly arose before the medieval period.

Regarding starve: Look! More OED! :D

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Etymology:  A Common West Germanic strong verb, which has become weak in modern English: Old English steorfan (past tense stearf, plural sturfon, past participle storfen) corresponds to Old Frisian sterva (West Frisian stjerre, North Frisian sterwe), Old Saxon sterƀan, (Middle) Low German, (Middle) Dutch sterven, Old High German sterban (Middle High German, modern German sterben), to die, < Germanic root *sterƀ- ( < starƀ- < sturƀ-).

A root of identical form, and possibly of identical origin, occurs in Old Norse stiarfe weak masculine, ? epilepsy, stiarf-r, stir-finn obstinate, starf toil, effort, starfa to toil. It has been suggested that the primitive sense of the root may have been to be rigid, which might account both for the sense to die of the West Germanic verb and for the meanings of the Old Norse words. On the other hand, as the Germanic form may equally well represent pre-Germanic *sterp- and *sterbh-, it is possible that the West Germanic and the Old Norse words may be unconnected.
 
The conjugation of the verb has remained strong in the continental Germanic languages. In English the strong forms of the past tense became obsolete in the 15th century, and those of the past participle in the 16th cent. The transitive (causative) use, which arose in English in the 16th cent., is not paralleled in the other languages.

So yes, steorfan is the origin of starve ;D
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Post by: Deloria on March 27, 2011, 12:28:24 PM
Quote
* Deloria feels a little guilty for using her incredible boyfriend to indirectly gain access to the OED for her nefarious schemes.

XD You have been USING me, madam! XD Ah well, it's for etymology so it's in a good cause :D
But many relationships are unspoken agreements to use each other. XD My needs and reasons for being in such an arrangement just happen to be different to those of others and consist of wearing pretty dresses reasonably often, having wonderful conversations about etymology and aesthetics, going to May Balls, and being with you forever. ;D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on March 28, 2011, 06:06:24 AM
There are a number of places where spelling deviates from later AS. Most notably, "weard" is written as "uard", "weorc" as "uerc", "wuldor" as "uuldor" and "wundra" as "uundra". To me, this suggests that "w" is, literally, a way of writing a "double-u"; after all, if you say "uundra" it sounds identical to "wundra". Of course, it's possible that the first "u" should be read as a "v" and the second as a "u", but I'm not sure if the practice of using "u" and "v" interchangebly arose before the medieval period.

The u-vs.-v issue is a Latin one (as that is the language that lent AS that alphabet :P). V's are much easier to etch. :P Given that they used a "u" before they had a "w", it is natural to assume that the "w" that came later served to distinguish the semivowel/approximant/consonantal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Approximant#Semivowels) u from the vocalic u. In the Renaissance, an attempt was made to fix up Latin which had a similar issue with v/u and i/y (the "j" was born to mark the consonantal i, which is pronounced like a y, I know why, do you know why, y? *gets back on topic* And an attempt was made to use the usually found in script (handwriting) u for the vocalic version and the usually found in carvings/engravings v for the consonantal version. I'm not sure how well either effort stuck really, but at least we got "j" out of it. :P)

To my knowledge, the voiced labial fricative sound we associate with "v" is largely of Germanic/Slavic origins or in some cases (ie- Greek) came about through the decay of other labials (Classical Greek /beta/ -> Modern Greek /veta/ (/.../ indicates pronunciation); possibly also the case in Gaelic mh and bh).
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on July 17, 2011, 01:37:04 AM
WEhy did nthe guardcats scratched me?  :'( I didnt do anything
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a311/icarus1980/S5032274.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on August 06, 2011, 07:28:04 PM
Because cats are EVIL. All of them.  Even the nice ones. >:(  And they're lazy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4)


*WARNING: Language.  Lots of language.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on August 19, 2011, 09:12:41 AM
As you can see, "Die" (which is the German Fem Nom and Fem Acc, as well as the Plural Nom and Fem, I think)
All words become feminine in the plural, so yes. :)

To say that all words become feminine in the plural is a bit of an oversimplification (but no moreso than the common ignorance of the grammatical notion of common gender). It is more proper 1) to class the plural as having no-gender or morphologically speaking to speak of a "plural gender" which may be taken to be grammatically and logically distinct from the masculine and feminine (this sort of crossing over of usually distinct grammatical categories (in this case the notions of "number" and "gender") can be found in extreme cases) or 2) to say that all nouns and adjectives in the plural assume a common gender which has some forms syncretic with the feminine singular (I actually was going to offer STILL MORE options but... stopped myself). I'd say 2 has the most historical credence, etc. (Except modern linguists have decided to ignore the existence of the common gender in favor of social commentary: Mein Gott! The "common" gender is always the same as the masculine! What benighted chauvinism! ::) )


Regarding the pronunciation of "w" in AS: I'm pretty sure the ASs pronounced "w" as it is pronounced today. ... So it seems most likely that "w" wouldn't change much.

Of course, this is largely speculation and we can never be certain. But some better evidene is the way in which AS was written before "w" came about. Take a look at Caedmon's hymn, the oldest bit of AS poetry we have:

I would say that the record of Caedmon's hymn about confirm that those u's were marking consonantal-u qualities, cf. contemporary Latin, where i was both i and y and u was both u and w.

I would think that German "die" and AS a are cognate: -ie as diphthong seems to mark the loss of a -yuh sound (the i as a y, e as a schwa), "dyuh" to me resembles the palatalization of d to mock the sound of a progressively lost dental fricative, ie- .


Because cats are EVIL. All of them.  Even the nice ones. >:(  And they're lazy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4)


*WARNING: Language.  Lots of language.

Cats are wonderful. :cat:  :smitten:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 03, 2011, 11:37:43 AM
where are the monthly candies??  :argue: haven't seen one in ages
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 04, 2011, 06:07:13 AM
Tess has not been around to dole them out and CC has disappeared more or less. :( 'tis a great sad.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 10, 2011, 04:19:27 AM
maybe we can make an escape plan and escape all  to the candy store ;D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 16, 2011, 03:06:09 PM
Maybe the Asylum is secretly inside a candy store. Where do you think they get it all from?

*gasp*
Maybe WE'RE candy?!?!?!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 16, 2011, 11:30:08 PM
I WANT TO BE A CUPCAKE!!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 17, 2011, 05:41:10 AM
A cupcake isn't candy. Pay attention! >:(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 17, 2011, 06:26:20 AM
A girl can dream! Unless...wait...it IS 1.5 hours before I normally wake up. Am I dreaming?!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 21, 2011, 12:02:53 PM
Yes you are. And if you don't wake up soon it will become a nightmare
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 22, 2011, 11:43:21 AM
(http://cdn.womensunitedonline.com/fabulousfoods.com/recipes/recipes/monstercpck.jpg)

:shock:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 22, 2011, 09:16:56 PM
I guess you never woke up. WHY would you not wake up? We're all in a nightmare now! All you had to do was set an alarm! Whyyyyyyyyyy??? *munches on my candy arm* Well, that's not so bad.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 23, 2011, 02:26:29 AM
Whhieieieieieiieieie, I want to make such a cupcake monster as in Haids1987s post.
(I've got the stuff for that)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 23, 2011, 03:22:14 AM
Yes, Haids, shame on you! >:( I take it we have to defeat the cupcake monster before the dream can end?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 24, 2011, 05:38:48 PM
But don't you all know?  It's a cupcake!

ALL WE MUST DO IS EAT IT TO DEATH!

*Attempts a bite*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 24, 2011, 11:51:31 PM
If you treat it like a cupcake, it'll act like a cupcake. *nomifies*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 25, 2011, 04:06:15 AM
but what if it bites your tongue?  :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on October 31, 2011, 09:03:06 AM
*a person is teleported directly into the Manager's room and starts drafting a note* It is the Manager himself, CC:
"In order to stay sane my mind is linked to that of a person in the mythical land of real-life. Unfortunately, shortly after my last visit to the Asylum the mind of that person suffered a serious condition from which I could not shield myself enough. Through many efforts I have managed to limit the connection but which leaves me rather unable to perform my duties here sufficiently. I have been probing the mind at regular intervals but it is still in turmoil and thus not safe for me to deepen the connection again. Luckily the Asylum's security system, including the guardcats, can function completely on its/their own. I can assure you the guardcats are instructed not to use their claws unless in self defense so if one did use them it was in that instance. Since the absence of Tess to hand them out the monthly sweet is provided automatically by kitchen staff. I am unable to access the schematics of the Asylum, but if a Salon has not been present surely it could have been created by the holoroom. Naturally, the Asylum is in constant 'flux' to cater to the needs of the patients so a proper Salon must now definitely be present outside of the holoroom.
Deloria has not 'escaped' from the padded isolation cell as such. When she tried to leave the biometric system interfaced with the security system which deemed she had spent enough time in isolation and was allowed to leave. Simple as that.
I am unable to reply to everything else that has happened during my absence. Due to my condition I can also not use any smilies."
Final note: you can all thank Katie for this (short) visit.
*CC is teleported out of the Manager's room again*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: KatieHal on October 31, 2011, 09:24:13 AM
Yay! Glad to see you even briefly, CC! Hope you're doing well :)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 31, 2011, 11:17:18 AM
I want to share a cell with Darthkiwi! :( Oh, can I, can I please? :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: MangoMercury on October 31, 2011, 11:29:33 AM
CC, come back forever!  I'll even be insane again!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 31, 2011, 12:09:59 PM
Aww... :( CC... You have been much missed. S'okay, we'll keep the crazy going for when you return... alternatively, you can just join the Asylum patients if you wish. :)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 02, 2011, 05:49:36 PM
 ::)  He's been a patient all along, don't you understand?!  That's the irony of it all!

Does anyone else smell frosting...?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 03, 2011, 01:08:22 AM
It's because I'm wearing a suit made out of cupcakes. And a tie of cookies!

But I'm not sharing. I'm going to wear it and eat it. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 03, 2011, 06:27:57 PM
Gah!  Shield your eyes, gang!  Please tell me that you don't have undies made out of frosting too...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 07, 2011, 10:24:30 AM
No, don't be ridiculous! That wouldn't offer any support..... what are ya, crazy? :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 09, 2011, 01:16:53 PM
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/KelindaS-lw-ss2jpg.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1319777922353)

This cake has inspired me to wear frosting in place of clothing. :D Forever. :D Provided the frosting-dresses are very much like that one. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 11, 2011, 07:02:32 AM
I bet we could get the guard cats or kitchen staff to make up an array of dresses inspired by that one, no?


I will continue to wear my straightjacket... it's snuggly. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 11, 2011, 08:09:38 AM
But it's crooked!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on November 11, 2011, 12:03:30 PM
How can a straightjacket be crooked? That's just silly. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 11, 2011, 06:13:32 PM
See how it leans to one side?

(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sarah-pallin-straight-jacket-700x590.jpg)
 :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on November 13, 2011, 08:04:59 AM
alternatively, you can just join the Asylum patients if you wish. :)

Like I said, it's not up to my mind to get better, it's up to the one in the mythical land I (have to) rely on. It is supervised by professionals to keep its condition stable, but more than that is not possible at this moment. Most of the time I am confined to my house in this realm.
This short visit is due to me looking to see if a birthday thread for this day exists, so I took a short detour here.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: KatieHal on November 13, 2011, 08:12:14 AM
It will in a moment, I was just on my way to create one after seeing it was your birthday on FB :)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 13, 2011, 10:11:56 AM
alternatively, you can just join the Asylum patients if you wish. :)

Like I said, it's not up to my mind to get better, it's up to the one in the mythical land I (have to) rely on. It is supervised by professionals to keep its condition stable, but more than that is not possible at this moment. Most of the time I am confined to my house in this realm.
This short visit is due to me looking to see if a birthday thread for this day exists, so I took a short detour here.
I hope your IRL stuff gets better... RL sucks a lot of the time. :thumbsdown: :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 17, 2011, 10:57:09 AM
Takes a look in the asylum.
Nothing has changed.

Time to start working again.
*places do not disturb sign on his room*

Let me think, how to...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 20, 2011, 12:15:04 PM
No, don't be ridiculous! That wouldn't offer any support..... what are ya, crazy? :P
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/17/b76cda7f-be44-4363-81cc-7569e1bf8a64.jpg)

I know what you mean. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: ladidada on March 14, 2012, 10:59:56 PM
Looks at the post above.....
....
..
.
This is one of those *walk into the middle of something that seems completely wrong and off...but isn't in the right context*

I'm sure that what this is, eeeyeah
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on April 03, 2012, 12:13:33 PM
I'm not sure there's a right context either.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on April 03, 2012, 12:21:52 PM
Yeah-huh! We were talking about frosting clothing on the previous page. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on April 03, 2012, 12:27:57 PM
I didn't say there wasn't context, I just said it wasn't "right context". That is clearly "left context". ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on April 04, 2012, 12:22:29 AM
How could I misinterpret what you said?  HOW?!  :smack:

It's my first time using that smilie.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: ladidada on April 05, 2012, 11:19:36 PM
keep thinking the lady in that picture is katy Perry
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on April 06, 2012, 07:08:12 AM
keep thinking the lady in that picture is katy Perry
Imagine that. ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on April 06, 2012, 08:49:27 AM
keep thinking the lady in that picture is katy Perry
Imagine that. ::)
**Poke, poke.** I think he was being witty.  Like, "Remember, folks, the woman in that picture is Katy Perry. There's not much that makes sense about her." :yes:

In any case, all arguments are invalid, right?  She has a frosting bra.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on April 06, 2012, 12:53:26 PM
In any case, all arguments are invalid, right?  She has a frosting bra.
I can't argue with that. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on April 16, 2012, 08:47:14 AM
no one can... that's the point. :pokerface: :P

ALSO I MADE THING III!! (Thing the Third... err... but this is the wrong thread for that... where is the cupcake thread... where is my camera... maybe I should make yet another cake??)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on April 16, 2012, 09:00:41 AM
Thing III?! But I thought there was only Thing 1 and Thing 2! You're throwing off the delicate balance of the Suessical world, Delling...:pokerface:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on April 17, 2012, 12:47:14 PM
I want Thing III. :( I want to drown my sorrows in cheesecake and chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Pacman928 on July 10, 2012, 03:28:00 PM
There's a chocolate moose?! Ack! *hides in the cupboard*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on July 12, 2012, 01:44:43 AM
I REMEMBER YOU!!!! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Pacman928 on July 12, 2012, 07:37:56 AM
It's been a long time, Deloria.  :)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 12, 2012, 08:15:59 AM
Hiiiiiiiii! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on July 13, 2012, 02:26:44 AM
Oh hi. What are you doing here? XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Pacman928 on July 13, 2012, 09:34:45 AM
I was just sitting around and randomly thought "How are those guys at phoenix doing?" So I came here. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on July 14, 2012, 05:13:34 AM
so the asylum is complete again?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on July 14, 2012, 08:54:41 AM
so the asylum is complete again?
Maybe if Copycat were here...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on July 14, 2012, 09:21:02 AM
aren't the guardcats the replacement of Copycat?  ??? ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 14, 2012, 12:19:21 PM
But they're not the same. :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on July 16, 2012, 03:11:35 AM
that's true
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Pacman928 on July 16, 2012, 07:20:37 AM
Maybe we can summon CC here with some sort of dance ritual.

*flails about*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on July 16, 2012, 07:33:38 AM
*pictures Pacman moving in a circle with the familiar "waka waka" replaced with "ooga chaka, ooga chaka..."* XD

Hrmm... I will play with the lighting at dawn. *nods* That should get everyone's attention.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on July 16, 2012, 07:52:09 AM
*pictures Pacman moving in a circle with the familiar "waka waka" replaced with "ooga chaka, ooga chaka..."* XD
:rofl:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on July 16, 2012, 10:01:42 AM
I think a dance is absolutely the way to summon CC here!

*does an interpretive dance that either tells the story of the Iliad in great detail or might be about a balloon deflating, it's hard to tell*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on July 17, 2012, 02:53:07 AM
maybe a huga wuga ritual will do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLb0J8o4Au4&feature=related
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: darthkiwi on July 30, 2012, 01:02:52 PM
There is a cat in our sink. Yes, really.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on July 30, 2012, 01:05:23 PM
Can someone explain to me please, what this thread is about?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 30, 2012, 02:17:27 PM
It's not really about anything, to be honest. It's just the digital version of an asylum--the TSL Asylum, to be exact. Cppycat, who used to post here more frequently, is the...leader? Doctor? I'm not really sure what to call him, but he runs the place and decides who's insane enough to be admitted. :yes:

The rest of us just go nuts and have fun in the meantime.  There was a time awhile back where there was some kind of battle in the Asylum bathroom, and another time Tess walked past someone's cell dressed in a hula outfit and hiding behind a potted plant. I can't remember the details, but it's all good times.

Now, Graham, as a newbie, I command you to turn on Sir Mix a Lot and begin serenading the rest of the patients! We're waiting! *Taps foot impatiently*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on July 30, 2012, 02:20:34 PM
uhhh... okay? I guess you mean, say something random?

I LIKE PUPPIES!!! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on July 30, 2012, 02:21:42 PM
::) THAT'S NOT SIR MIX A LOT!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on July 30, 2012, 02:56:31 PM
*looks it up*

Ohhhh! Well, why didn't you say so?

*sings Baby Got Back*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on July 30, 2012, 03:15:04 PM
and another time Tess walked past someone's cell dressed in a hula outfit and hiding behind a potted plant. I can't remember the details, but it's all good times.
lol! XD I'd forgotten all about that.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on July 30, 2012, 04:56:23 PM
There is a cat in our sink. Yes, really.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww... Space! :D ;D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on July 30, 2012, 06:41:02 PM
I guess Graham finally has been inducted into the TSL Asylum now. Heh heh! That's what he gets for trying to talk to nightingales.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on August 01, 2012, 03:35:12 AM
There is a cat in our sink. Yes, really.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww... Space! :D ;D
YES! :D SPACE! :D Named after SPACE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on August 01, 2012, 09:21:19 AM
and another time Tess walked past someone's cell dressed in a hula outfit and hiding behind a potted plant. I can't remember the details, but it's all good times.
lol! XD I'd forgotten all about that.
Oh yes! What did we name the plant? I can't remember...

I guess Graham finally has been inducted into the TSL Asylum now. Heh heh! That's what he gets for trying to talk to nightingales.
:yes: That's the spirit!!! ;D

(Sidebar--I thought you were a girl, GrahamRocks? ;])
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on August 01, 2012, 02:25:14 PM
*I* am, but the character my name comes from obviously isn't. If he was secretly a girl, it'd be disturbing.

I was referencing TSL, episode... 1? I believe? Where The Narrator says this at the crossroads:

*Graham clicks "Talk" on Sing-Sing*

TN: Graham has not being inducted into the TSL Asylum... yet. *insert shameless plug for herself*

And seeing as you called me Graham, that's what made me think of that line, "I guess Graham finally has been inducted into the TSL Asylum now. Heh heh! That's what he gets for trying to talk to nightingales."
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on August 02, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
We need a better nickname for you than "Graham", it's far too confusing.

I think... with a name like GrahamRocks.... the obvious choice is that we should call you Hydrogen. Or Hydro for even shorter.
Or just H.
But, wait. Isn't just H actually Helium? No, that won't do at all. That wouldn't make any sense at all as a nickname.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on August 02, 2012, 12:13:13 PM
We need a better nickname for you than "Graham", it's far too confusing.

I think... with a name like GrahamRocks.... the obvious choice is that we should call you Hydrogen. Or Hydro for even shorter.
Or just H.
But, wait. Isn't just H actually Helium? No, that won't do at all. That wouldn't make any sense at all as a nickname.
??? Is this obvious only if you're insane?

Anyway, H is Hydrogen. He is helium.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on August 02, 2012, 12:13:52 PM
GR?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on August 02, 2012, 01:57:00 PM
GR?
See, that looks too angry: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Much like the troll cave in KQ4!!

What's you real name? We could just call you that, or, like me, a nickname BASED on your real name! (Hailey = Haids. See what the family did there?)

Or if all else fails, you're Hydro. Nice once, Cray! :highfive:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on August 02, 2012, 02:13:50 PM
*laughs at Haids reply*

Taylor K. Martin is my full name. Kimberly is middle name.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on August 02, 2012, 02:44:45 PM
Taylor? Would you be okay with that? :) Or do you go by Tay or something?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: writerlove on August 02, 2012, 08:50:16 PM
Your name is the same as my cousin, Taylor. Different middle name though.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on August 03, 2012, 12:08:29 AM
lor K
Lork? :D I like Lork. :D It sounds like "lark" and "Zork" and "borked" and "lore" :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on August 03, 2012, 10:29:03 AM
Well, a lark is a bird, and so is a nightingale. Zork is a text parser adventure game, which makes me think of Sierra. Borked makes me think of the Muppets, which I happen to like. And Lore is something I'm also very fond of, as i love intricate backstories.

Lork it is!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on August 03, 2012, 10:50:46 AM
And don't forget Monty Python's lark. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on August 06, 2012, 10:24:50 AM
Lork it is!
Lork!!!! I love it! We have a new friend here named Lork! :highfive:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on August 09, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
Hmmm... Lork....

I LIKE IT!

IT IS LAW!

And I'd insert a clever gif here, but the appropriate one is already my avatar. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on August 10, 2012, 08:40:11 AM
King Graham, Sir Cray and the mutton are pleased.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on August 13, 2012, 05:54:43 PM
Little known fact: King Graham, Sir Cray, and the mutton are all the same individual.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on August 20, 2012, 08:29:54 AM
The mutton? ???
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on August 20, 2012, 10:35:32 AM
"The mutton is pleased." is a line from Paw, a music guru on TGWTG.Com and Lets Player I happen to like. One of his playthroughs was Alice in Wonderland on the Commodore 64 (I think) and one of the characters said that line and he liked it because it's such a strange thing to say. He'll ocassionally say whenever he sees something is "pleased' or comes across a really weird line.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 02, 2012, 02:35:39 PM
Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!

Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased.  :no:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on September 02, 2012, 03:07:04 PM
*bursts out laughing*  :rofl:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on September 02, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
To have appeased the mighty mutton, I have offered him my throne.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on September 02, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
I smell a forum meme! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on September 02, 2012, 05:37:02 PM
Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!

Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased.  :no:

I may have implied as much, yes.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on September 03, 2012, 05:48:07 AM
Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!

Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased.  :no:

I may have implied as much, yes.
Have you been able to have already lived with yourself following such treason?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on September 03, 2012, 06:13:37 AM
Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!

Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased.  :no:

I may have implied as much, yes.
Have you been able to have already lived with yourself following such treason?
I have. XD XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on September 03, 2012, 08:00:14 AM
Delling, are you implying that I am NOT the mutton?!

Sir Cray/King Graham/the mutton is not pleased.  :no:

I may have implied as much, yes.
Have you been able to have already lived with yourself following such treason?
I have. XD XD
I will have been having been being shocked by this turn of events. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 13, 2012, 12:53:52 PM
To have appeased the mighty mutton, I have offered him my throne.
The Mutton is pleased.

But the Mutton might prefer a nice meat drawer in your refrigerator. To keep from spoiling, of course.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on September 13, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
If it were Queen Icebella's throne, that would already be taken care of. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on September 14, 2012, 07:31:11 PM
Yes, but Deloria didn't offer me Queen Icebella's throne. Deloria offered me HER throne. And as pleasing as that is, the Mutton fears it will spoil on a throne that is not simultaneously a refrigerator.

A refrigerathrone.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on September 16, 2012, 05:09:35 AM
Since I am the only one who cares about pleasing the mutton around here, I offer the mutton a rock crystal ice box. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on October 14, 2012, 12:18:25 PM
POKEMON SYMPHONY IS OUT!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

*bouncing happily around Asylum like an Azurill*

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 12:44:37 PM
I won't even stop by and read the darn thread, I just wanted to stop by and hug the thread.


*HUGSIES*

I has misseded j00, Asylums <3


Alright, continue with you conversation :P

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 26, 2012, 01:37:51 PM
What conversation? We were joining a mutton cult. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 26, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
Does this cult require muttonchops? :o

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaYr5dmOMaJkEHIjFOgXpfa41Q2ngpPDQjoLmcqZzQ7Bo0DXcNqw)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 02:55:12 PM
Does this cult require muttonchops? :o

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaYr5dmOMaJkEHIjFOgXpfa41Q2ngpPDQjoLmcqZzQ7Bo0DXcNqw)

I see this and I raise you with a furrball <3

(http://i47.tinypic.com/125040z.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 26, 2012, 03:46:51 PM
Does this cult require muttonchops? :o

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaYr5dmOMaJkEHIjFOgXpfa41Q2ngpPDQjoLmcqZzQ7Bo0DXcNqw)

I see this and I raise you with a furrball <3

(http://i47.tinypic.com/125040z.jpg)

My reply is: "clapping monkey" as it accurately describes my reaction! :D

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo49pfZ2au1qcznjx.gif)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 03:49:33 PM
YOUR CLAPPING MONKEY IS NO MATCH FOR.....


(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2623/4184600467_9ab9bf0fd9_z.jpg)


[size30pt]MR BANANANANANAAAA MUSTACHE D:[/size]
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 03:50:42 PM
...Is he threatening us? I feel threatened.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on October 26, 2012, 03:53:37 PM
Get down! That's not just any mustache...IT'S A BOMB!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 04:02:09 PM
...Is he threatening us? I feel threatened.

Who? The monkey?? :P He probably is... lol :P

Get down! That's not just any mustache...IT'S A BOMB!

Nu, it's not a bomb. 'Tis chocolates! :3 Yums <3
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on October 26, 2012, 04:08:57 PM
...Huh, coulda fooled me. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 26, 2012, 04:09:12 PM
...Is he threatening us? I feel threatened.

Who? The monkey?? :P He probably is... lol :P

I thought they meant teh banana. ;P IMO, the banana looks like he might be possessed by Robotnik. :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 04:12:33 PM
The monkey IS scary, the Banana is cute :3
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 04:14:32 PM
But...the way it's pointing at us...I feel targeted. XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 04:17:28 PM
Nuuu, they be friendlyyy and they smeell niceee (unlike monkeys :P)

(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/7-21/669A6Q4qSS-12.png)

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 04:24:07 PM
Awwwwww, see, that one is much more friendly. :D

Hugs are still my job, right? XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 04:25:50 PM
Awwwwww, see, that one is much more friendly. :D

Hugs are still my job, right? XD

YUSH, where are my hugs then? :P

I be hugless! :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 04:27:50 PM
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:<3

And I guess the banana gets one too, since it asked so nicely. :P :hug:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 26, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
You people are amateurs. :P

(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-20763461-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1351219516318)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 04:44:25 PM
That thing...does not get a hug.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 04:47:24 PM
You people are amateurs. :P

(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-20763461-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1351219516318)


OMG! Now I'm gonna have nightmares  :o :o :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on October 26, 2012, 04:47:47 PM
Is that the cake Cthulhu's mom baked for his birthday?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Cez on October 26, 2012, 04:47:55 PM
is that.... a...

nose?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 04:49:42 PM
Is that the cake Cthulhu's mom baked for his birthday?

Hahaha <3

is that.... a...

nose?

LMAO... sure Cez. A "nose" :P Hahaha :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 26, 2012, 04:50:26 PM
That thing...does not get a hug.

rofl XD


is that.... a...

nose?
Yes, Cez, that is precisely what it is. ::)



Deloria, dare I ask what that was ever meant to be?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 05:24:51 PM

Deloria, dare I ask what that was ever meant to be?


Let's play - Guess WHAT THE F... is that!?! :D


I'll go first. Cez first bowel movement :O
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Cez on October 26, 2012, 05:49:06 PM
I dunno, it looks more like the third.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on October 26, 2012, 06:03:04 PM
Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.
The mind mine is linked to in the mythical world of RL is improving, so I am able to resume my duties, but I will take it slowly.
So, has anything important happened whilst my guardcats were running the show? Ah yes, it seems we have a new patient, who seems to wish to be addressed to as Lork. So, welcome Lork. I can see the guardcats have already assigned you a room.
Anything else? Not that I have noticed but if there is, just post a reply, I'll probably be back in a couple of days.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 06:22:49 PM
CC! :D You're back too! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on October 26, 2012, 06:25:05 PM
*salutes CC*

Hello ma'am!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on October 26, 2012, 06:25:29 PM
I've regained my sanity (so to speak). That's new, right? :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 26, 2012, 06:29:18 PM
Is that the cake Cthulhu's mom baked for his birthday?
No, that's his birthing video. :P Don't you see all the disassembled tentacles? :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Rosella on October 26, 2012, 06:30:54 PM
*salutes CC*

Hello ma'am!

*ahem* CC is a sir. XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 26, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.

One of the things I hate the most in a thread is seeing something I said that nobody would care about. That makes me realize nobody cares about anything I've got to say, and quite sad that's bad for anyone both forum registered members because 1) It does feel like you just posted and you wasted your time even thinking someone would care what you've got to say and 2) for the owners of the website because you've got no people interested in whatever the hell it is that you've got on your website.

I care. So, I post. Meow.


*salutes CC*

Hello ma'am!

*ahem* CC is a sir. XD

Correction. CC is a cat :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 26, 2012, 11:40:30 PM
CC is a cat sir.

Or a sir cat.

Or Sir CC is a cat.

Or Cat CC is a sir.

But more to the point.... SIR CC CAT IS A CAT SIR THAT IS BACK!!!!


PS, in response to this thread I Googled "Worst picture ever".
Sadly, this was the most amusing thing that search yielded:
(http://www.wackyowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Party-Ever.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 27, 2012, 09:48:39 AM
WE ARE NO LONGER SAFE FROM VELOCIRAPTOR ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( TEAR DOWN THE SIGNS!!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/23/1jYEORyANk6Vm-i4hI-a5A2.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Jafar on October 27, 2012, 10:05:20 AM
They're attacking? It looks more like they're getting ready to party while watching the Superbowl. (Who knew velociraptors liked American Football?)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 27, 2012, 10:52:04 AM
WE ARE NO LONGER SAFE FROM VELOCIRAPTOR ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( TEAR DOWN THE SIGNS!!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/23/1jYEORyANk6Vm-i4hI-a5A2.jpg)

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA, omg that made me spit my coffee! MAH PRECIOUS! D:



They can be cutes toooo <3

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/sunkist_water/dino.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on October 27, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
Dino luff! <3
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 27, 2012, 02:16:12 PM
Rawr

(http://anastasiawhite.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cat-in-knitted-dinosaur-costume.jpg?w=584)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on October 27, 2012, 02:42:45 PM
OMG it's a dinokitty! O_O Is it gonna eat me?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 27, 2012, 02:46:38 PM
Rawr

(http://anastasiawhite.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cat-in-knitted-dinosaur-costume.jpg?w=584)
That is so full of win. XD

Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 27, 2012, 02:50:20 PM

Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D

We need to ask permission to CC I guess, wasnt he the Asylum Manager? :O
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: tessspoon on October 27, 2012, 09:09:04 PM
That thing...does not get a hug.
XD XD

Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.
The mind mine is linked to in the mythical world of RL is improving, so I am able to resume my duties, but I will take it slowly.
So, has anything important happened whilst my guardcats were running the show? Ah yes, it seems we have a new patient, who seems to wish to be addressed to as Lork. So, welcome Lork. I can see the guardcats have already assigned you a room.
Anything else? Not that I have noticed but if there is, just post a reply, I'll probably be back in a couple of days.
:D :D :D Hi CC!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on October 27, 2012, 10:27:58 PM
Say comes back and the forum explodes with activity. All is right in TSL forumland! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 27, 2012, 11:51:47 PM
Say comes back and the forum explodes with activity. All is right in TSL forumland! :D

I bring loves, candy, shiny fluffy things and randomness <3 :D


(http://hostedmedia.reimanpub.com/TOH/Images/Photos/37/exps39010_TH1115463D68.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 09:01:36 AM
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2012, 09:06:21 AM
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*
And break candyland? :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 09:07:54 AM
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*
And break candyland? :(
....doesn't it grow back? :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2012, 09:08:56 AM
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*
And break candyland? :(
....doesn't it grow back? :(
But if it does, that must mean it's alive! :( And then you'd be eating alive candy while it's alive! :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 28, 2012, 09:25:19 AM
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*
And break candyland? :(
....doesn't it grow back? :(
But if it does, that must mean it's alive! :( And then you'd be eating alive candy while it's alive! :(

You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 09:45:31 AM
Oh yeah, I haven't played in ages, lol. XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on October 28, 2012, 10:09:22 AM
You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :P
Aaron must be thinking of the RPG version of Candyland. :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 28, 2012, 10:16:07 AM

Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D

We need to ask permission to CC I guess, wasnt he the Asylum Manager? :O
not If you put them in the holo room
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2012, 10:34:05 AM
That cake is delicious! :o *rolls the dice to see which squares he gets to eat*
And break candyland? :(
....doesn't it grow back? :(
But if it does, that must mean it's alive! :( And then you'd be eating alive candy while it's alive! :(

You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :P
Not the board game, obviously. ::) The actual landmass made of candy. ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 28, 2012, 10:34:35 AM

You guys are missing the important thing here... there are no dice in Candyland... you draw cards with colored squares on them, obviously. ::) :P

Lol, Delling is sooo cute, trying to bring logic into Asylum <3


What if.... I wanna draw CATS!

(http://api.ning.com/files/l3ebmLhyAB02T8deOV-oaaZ1M-GeEEfq98ueya-MxNRw4pw58aMhDbJizDSKKZGCrLaLjs2kbVS6tQ-DCekdKQ-dy4ZQTSCE/angrycat.jpg)
CAEK IS MIEN! MIEN!!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 28, 2012, 11:15:00 AM
 ???  :o *not sure if should glomp kitten or gief eet bacon caek until its earses are no folded back no mores*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 28, 2012, 12:05:13 PM
Go ahead, lol :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2012, 12:47:54 PM
OMGITISSOCUTE! <3

Lady Jane will look just like that. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 28, 2012, 01:31:21 PM
... Lady Jane will look like she wants to rip your face off?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 28, 2012, 01:47:10 PM
... Lady Jane will look like she wants to rip your face off?

Hahahahaaaaaaa :P

Cute kitty is always cute! even when angry :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 28, 2012, 02:41:16 PM
What you have to do when they're like that is to kiss the top of its head. :D It will become so confused. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 28, 2012, 02:44:21 PM
What you have to do when they're like that is to kiss the top of its head. :D

What she does not say....
It will become so confused. :D
As it rips off your face.... lol :P

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on October 28, 2012, 03:19:27 PM
... I do kind of like my face... though I also really like kittehs... what to do, what to do...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on October 28, 2012, 06:45:49 PM
CC! :D You're back too! :D
And (conveniently) you seem to have forgotten to do what you should have done, considering the title I have bestowed upon you.  :!Oops:

*salutes CC*

Hello ma'am!
Looks like the TSL Asylum's Official Comfort Counselor has apprised you of my gender.

I've regained my sanity (so to speak). That's new, right? :P
Uhm, yes? ;-D

Yup, definitely Say, posting a reply after (nearly) every post, that's how I remember her too.

One of the things I hate the most in a thread is seeing something I said that nobody would care about. That makes me realize nobody cares about anything I've got to say, and quite sad that's bad for anyone both forum registered members because 1) It does feel like you just posted and you wasted your time even thinking someone would care what you've got to say and 2) for the owners of the website because you've got no people interested in whatever the hell it is that you've got on your website.

I care. So, I post. Meow.
I did NOT pass judgement on you or your posts, I merely made an observation and said I'd made that observation before, so I knew it was you.

*salutes CC*

Hello ma'am!

*ahem* CC is a sir. XD

Correction. CC is a cat :o
A male cat. :thumbsup:

Rawr

(http://anastasiawhite.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cat-in-knitted-dinosaur-costume.jpg?w=584)
That is so full of win. XD

Please please can we have an asylum dinokitteh? :D
It would go against all of my principles do subjugate a real life kitteh to putting on that kind of 'attire'. :stop:

not If you put them in the holo room
I am not sure the feline technician operation the holo room would allow that.

:D :D :D Hi CC!
Hey there, former TSL Asylum personnel. :P

[terminator-speak]I'll be back. [/terminator-speak]
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on October 28, 2012, 07:39:22 PM
*pets copycat* :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: KatieHal on October 28, 2012, 07:58:49 PM
CC! Welcome back! :D

Man. I have a feeling we're not far from a resurgence of the animal wars of old...I should prepare my bunny army for battle once more!

After all, you never know when an evil flying monkey might appear.....  :o
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 30, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
I just wanted to announce that YOU may all have a Dinokitteh....

....but I have waffles with tiny M&Ms in them.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on October 30, 2012, 09:55:58 PM
....but I have waffles with tiny M&Ms in them.
Correction: HAD*. They are now on my plate and I must say, they are delicious!  :pleased:



*Hey! Those are my initials!!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 31, 2012, 04:04:36 AM
/me constructs an elaborate pillow fort with turrets in her padded cell. :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 31, 2012, 11:28:19 AM
pillow fight?  :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 31, 2012, 12:16:42 PM
No one is disassembling my pillow fort castle to have a pillow flight! :P
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on October 31, 2012, 02:13:00 PM
I have to say, Haids, I'm very impressed. You're the first person ever to steal my imaginary waffles.


.....this means war.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on October 31, 2012, 04:55:22 PM
I just wanted to announce that YOU may all have a Dinokitteh....


Best news of all day <3
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 01, 2012, 01:59:35 AM
I have to say, Haids, I'm very impressed. You're the first person ever to steal my imaginary waffles.


.....this means war.
*hides in pillow-fort and sends out kitty scouts to bring back secret info on both sides she will then sell to either party* :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 01, 2012, 10:02:17 PM
ATTACK D:


(http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ninja.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 01, 2012, 11:20:26 PM
None of you will ever defeat me:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-avL4OJYs6kw/T2MrwABSCXI/AAAAAAAACqg/juJura5Bn9Y/s400/superhero_animals_halloween_pictures_16.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--C65VM-JoDU/T2Mr0USGlzI/AAAAAAAACq4/C8REKbBqeEs/s400/superhero_animals_halloween_pictures_2.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 01, 2012, 11:38:16 PM
You're so defeatededed

(http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Ninja-Hamster-l.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on November 02, 2012, 09:47:07 AM
*shakes in terror*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 02, 2012, 10:05:56 AM
I just looked closely at this again, I think this superman one had one too many cheezburgers :P


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--C65VM-JoDU/T2Mr0USGlzI/AAAAAAAACq4/C8REKbBqeEs/s400/superhero_animals_halloween_pictures_2.jpg)

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 02, 2012, 11:17:24 AM
I used to have a cat almost just like that. :( Whenever she walked, her belly looked like a bell as it swung back and forth. <3 It was the cutest thing ever. XD
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 02, 2012, 11:45:18 AM
LOL! Chubbeh kitteh <3
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 02, 2012, 10:42:53 PM
FAT CATS ARE THE BEST CATS!!

Anyone who suggests otherwise is a monster.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 03, 2012, 09:02:41 AM
The more you see the ugly of people the more you appreciate the kind heart of animals.
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 06, 2012, 10:28:10 AM
FAT CATS ARE THE BEST CATS!!

Anyone who suggests otherwise is a monster.
Monster I must be then. I detest cats in most shapes and sizes. :devil:

I have to say, Haids, I'm very impressed. You're the first person ever to steal my imaginary waffles.


.....this means war.
Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?  :smack:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 06, 2012, 07:46:59 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltkjz3UUBi1qdwa2x.jpg)


OH NOES


(http://i48.tinypic.com/2aj9ypx.jpg)

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Oldbushie on November 06, 2012, 10:02:30 PM
That is a delicious Fanta Sea! :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on November 07, 2012, 09:37:01 AM
Fanta sea? I will just collect many gallons of this... for "research" purposes. :P


Also *pets overly dramatic cat*
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 07, 2012, 03:37:27 PM
But then you'll just be peeing all night, Delling, and that's no fun when you're trying to sleep!
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Say on November 07, 2012, 03:57:34 PM
Diapers D:

(http://www.planeturine.com/images/diapers1.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 07, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
Good problem solving, Say! <--------Yes, I just used my "teacher voice" :D
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on November 09, 2012, 02:04:50 AM
No one is disassembling my pillow fort castle to have a pillow flight! :P
Wasn't going to. Just using my own pillow. (and charching the castle whit it  :P )
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: copycat on November 10, 2012, 01:05:18 PM
*hides in pillow-fort and sends out kitty scouts to bring back secret info on both sides she will then sell to either party* :D
*rescues kitty scouts from doing Deloria's bidding*  :pleased:

FAT CATS ARE THE BEST CATS!!

Anyone who suggests otherwise is a monster.
If my RL cat were fat, I don't think it would be such a successful hunter as it is now. Just sayin'  :pokerface:

Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: GrahamRocks! on November 10, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
Gah... So many kitties...
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Haids1987 on November 10, 2012, 05:44:28 PM
O dear God. I must be in TSL Asylum hell!  :bomb:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3348895653_195ab6d3b5.jpg)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: crayauchtin on November 11, 2012, 12:19:08 AM
Whaaaaaaaaat?!

I had my soul surgically removed when I was admitted to the asylum 489 years ago! Is that where it went?

(If my chart says I've been in the asylum any less time than that, the chart must be wrong! It isn't me. I tell time PERFICKLY!)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on November 11, 2012, 05:25:33 AM
My cat is pudgy and she is an excellent huntress! :D She kills things every day! I'm trying to train her to go after reality tv stars next. :D
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Post by: Jafar on November 11, 2012, 05:46:58 AM
She's probably chubby BECAUSE she's so good at hunting. :P
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Post by: Delling on November 11, 2012, 05:48:28 AM
It's a natural equilibrium sort of thing... gets really, really good at hunting... gets chubby, works that off through hunting. This is why you never see cats jogging. ::) :P
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Post by: Deloria on November 11, 2012, 08:06:10 AM
But they need all the fatty fudz to preserve their fuzzy exteriors. :D
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Post by: Delling on November 11, 2012, 11:06:54 AM
*spazzes*

Sorry... I hadn't seen the... adowabwe... ahem... adorable kitteh... adorable kitten in CC's post before. *nods* :yes: :P

...
...
...

CAT!! :cat: :D :D *glomps it*
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Post by: Haids1987 on November 11, 2012, 07:25:33 PM
I don't get it. See, to me, dogs trump cats ANY day! Cats are weird: they're moody, hissy, scratchy, pretend to like you then claw the hell out of you when you go to pet them. They're biploar, they sneak up behind you, and all in all cannot be trusted. I don't understand cats at all! I hate most of them and generally they hate me right back.

To be fair, however, I have not once owned a cat in all my life. It has been strictly a dogs-only zone in my household for as long as my parents have been married--and before, actually; Dad and Mom didn't have cats growing up either--and I'm relatively certain that none of us would know what to do with one.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xQ89Wm4DLpo/Tzcby3IT1PI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/EvgeEiFWaJI/s1600/409349_10150523107371561_211134451560_9364262_1928964521_n.jpg)
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Post by: Delling on November 12, 2012, 05:11:07 PM
Okay, you aren't a cat person... fortunately, this goggie is :P

(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/4/l1XfO08qDkiWNkJpH6d8Lw2.jpg)

Cat-people value cat independence... you see it as stand-offish... meh, Velcro used to cuddle with me through the night, so I can't see it that way. :P (He'd then get up in the wee hours of the morning and I'd have to get up and look after him... but that was my dad's rule... had nothing to do with his being a cat. :P)

Here... have another puppy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dEmq6Denjqo)
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Post by: Deloria on November 12, 2012, 10:45:24 PM
Okay, I'm sure there's a reason I'm doing this instead of getting dressed or re-reading how various essays in various languages are meant to be structured. XD

What you might be referring to as clawing could, in fact, be kneading. :P It's something they start doing when they're very young and just means that the happiness they're feeling at that moment reminds them of when they were kittens and happy and snuggly and warm and suckling, which is an adorable idea. :P But since I know this can be unpleasant, I recommend a blanket because it will make kitteh happier and you safe from claws! :D


Cat-people like independence. :P That doesn't mean the cats don't cuddle 75-ish% of the time anyway. :P And with most of the cats I've ever had, picking them up was sufficient to make them want to cuddle. XD And cats are clean. :P Dogs are not clean animals. :P They like to get dirty. :P I don't like to get dirty and have absolutely no interest in getting dirty with them. :P And the barking irks me to no end, because I'm high and therefore hyperacoustic quite a lot of the time. :P Also, our lab gets into absolutely everything and cannot be left alone. :S She steals food when we're not looking, she makes an absolute mess of everything and she's very loud and whines and demands endless amounts of attention and walks I don't have time for. :P Cats, while they might demand attention too, generally do so by jumping on my lap and letting me multitask. I've managed to make them stop sitting on whatever it is I'm doing. XD
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Post by: Delling on November 13, 2012, 04:08:28 AM
Cat-people like independence. :P That doesn't mean the cats don't cuddle 75-ish% of the time anyway. :P And with most of the cats I've ever had, picking them up was sufficient to make them want to cuddle. XD And cats are clean. :P Dogs are not clean animals. :P They like to get dirty. :P I don't like to get dirty and have absolutely no interest in getting dirty with them. :P And the barking irks me to no end, because I'm high and therefore hyperacoustic quite a lot of the time. :P Also, our lab gets into absolutely everything and cannot be left alone. :S She steals food when we're not looking, she makes an absolute mess of everything and she's very loud and whines and demands endless amounts of attention and walks I don't have time for. :P Cats, while they might demand attention too, generally do so by jumping on my lap and letting me multitask. I've managed to make them stop sitting on whatever it is I'm doing. XD

There... thank you. You said it better... I just trailed off and got sentimental... :P
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on November 13, 2012, 08:49:21 AM
I like both.
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Post by: snabbott on November 13, 2012, 09:34:15 AM
Cat-people value cat independence
Yes!
Cats, while they might demand attention too, generally do so by jumping on my lap and letting me multitask. I've managed to make them stop sitting on whatever it is I'm doing. XD
:cat: :)
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Post by: darthkiwi on November 13, 2012, 12:19:43 PM
I'd also like to point out that when large dogs get excited they wag their tales very affectionately, which is great for the dog but can knock over pot plants, ornaments, and generally anything moderately tall, which is kind of irritating. Whereas a cat can stalk carefully across a desk strewn with delicate and breakable objects and avoid knocking a single one of them over.
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Post by: Delling on November 13, 2012, 02:57:57 PM
Oh, and cats TOTALLY do the OMG-YOU'RE-HOME thing, just... not every time you leave the room/house. :P

Velcro would be super-clingy whenever we came home from vacation. :D
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Post by: Deloria on November 13, 2012, 03:12:37 PM
Biri would be snuggly and purr all night long the first night we were back. :P She'd then be passive-aggressive and aloof for a few days and then she would snuggle and luff! :D
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 13, 2012, 10:53:19 PM
My cat Alex does this thing -- almost every time we come back from going somewhere.

He'll be waiting by the door and we'll walk in and he'll let out exactly one very excited "Mrrrrrf!" (he doesn't meow, he "mrrf"s) and then he will be passive-aggressive with us for about ten minutes as punishment for leaving without his express permission, and then he'll be totally normal.

And normal means, he likes to be nearby but if we're busy at home he usually doesn't interrupt. He'll come bother you for petting if you're like.... reading or vegging out (he can totally tell the difference between working and playing on a computer). Otherwise, he usually won't interrupt unless he's actually legitimately hungry. But he always likes to be nearby his people.
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Post by: Say on November 29, 2012, 12:47:06 PM
I just wanted to say that, of all the people that were about to get a thread next, Lambonious was certainly not the one I expected to get one! lol :P

(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/970/you-have-cat-to-be-kitten-me-right-meow-18970.jpg)


Let's all welcome Lamby into our lovely senseless world  <3
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Post by: Delling on November 29, 2012, 03:05:17 PM
Welcome to the Asylum, Lamb!  mwahahahahaha, etc.


On another subject, reading the previous posts... I wanna kitty. :( :cat:
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Post by: crayauchtin on November 29, 2012, 11:02:45 PM
Good. You SHOULD want a kitty. ALL PEOPLES SHOULD HAZ KITTEHS!
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Post by: snabbott on November 30, 2012, 09:24:00 AM
I just wanted to say that, of all the people that were about to get a thread next, Lambonious was certainly not the one I expected to get one! lol :P
Does it really count as "getting" a thread if he created it himself? I thought one of the personal thread rules was that someone else had to create it.
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Post by: crayauchtin on December 01, 2012, 11:18:59 PM
I created mine, way back in the day. Therefore, it is a legimimitate action.
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on December 16, 2012, 12:48:01 PM
*mutters and rocks back and forth* Need Spell Rhymes... need Spell Rhymes... need Spell Rhymes...
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Post by: copycat on January 04, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Cat-people like independence. :P
Exactly. Dogs have way too much 'maintenance' whilst the only 'maintenance' a cat needs is some food in case she has had a bad hunt. :cat:

That doesn't mean the cats don't cuddle 75-ish% of the time anyway. :P
My cat can't stand staying in the house for too long, especially not when it's dark outside and in particular when I'm at home. So, naturally, when she's outside, she can't cuddle.  :P

Back on topic:
*looks through records, finds no mention of a patient called 'Lambonious'*
However, since she's a feline, she can just take residence with the guard cats. :pleased:
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Post by: KatieHal on January 04, 2013, 03:11:07 PM
OMG copycat!  :D
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Post by: Delling on January 05, 2013, 01:23:26 AM
Back on topic:
*looks through records, finds no mention of a patient called 'Lambonious'*
However, since she's a feline, she can just take residence with the guard cats. :pleased:

... ... what just happened? I'm not sure but both my head AND stomach hurt as a result... or that could be the jetlag. It's hard to say.
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Post by: Deloria on January 05, 2013, 07:23:15 AM
Lambonious is a cat? :D *grabs him*
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Post by: Zelly on January 05, 2013, 10:40:25 AM
*peeks in*
Eeep!
*hides in the nearest corner*
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Post by: Oldbushie on January 07, 2013, 11:54:12 AM
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;B
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Post by: Say on January 08, 2013, 07:58:22 AM
Just a pot? with all the people in here, that wouldn't be enough!

FONDUE FOR EVERYONE!

(http://partyplacekids.com/Chocolate%20Fountain.gif)

There we go :D
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Post by: Deloria on January 08, 2013, 10:17:43 AM
I only see fruit, when instead there should be pieces of marshmallow and fudge. :D
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Post by: Delling on January 08, 2013, 01:43:17 PM
Fudge with chocolate fondue....................... this is why you're Queene. That and the armies.
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Post by: Deloria on January 10, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
Also, I seduce people with promises that no more space will be wasted come the Great Delorian Purge! :D
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Post by: Oldbushie on January 10, 2013, 05:29:16 PM
I only see fruit, when instead there should be pieces of marshmallow and fudge. :D
Yum! :D
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Post by: Say on January 11, 2013, 01:53:55 AM
Every single time I see that fondue photo I get hungry D:


I want chocolate so bad :(
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Post by: icarus on January 13, 2013, 02:50:29 AM
I had my name in chocolate a month ago. Lots of it are gone at the moment. Don't know what happend to it  ::)
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Post by: Deloria on January 13, 2013, 04:26:50 AM
I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:
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Post by: snabbott on January 14, 2013, 11:26:55 AM
Imagine the chocolate sculptures you could make! It would almost be a shame to eat them. Almost.
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Post by: Delling on January 14, 2013, 11:57:07 AM
XD Almost. Now, pass me another arm off of that chocolate Venus. :P
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Post by: crayauchtin on January 15, 2013, 01:04:44 PM
I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:
Chocolotaur?!

YES! Half-man, half-chocolate!!!

.....is that... is that not what you said?
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Post by: Deloria on January 15, 2013, 05:02:36 PM
What monster is this?! :o
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Post by: copycat on February 09, 2013, 08:20:24 AM
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;B
That would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme. :pleased:

Just a pot? with all the people in here, that wouldn't be enough!

FONDUE FOR EVERYONE!
Unfortunately, we are am unable to overrule favours performed by official representatives of the 'Establishment' here. :shifty:

Off-topic: For some reason the notifications about new posts in this thread no longer appear in my inbox these past few weeks, which means I had to go to long way around to get here. :sweating:

I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:
We fear a 3D printer of chocolate would need to be a controlled environment to be able to stay in one piece and might not even be able to print even one thing. But, we guess that's not the reason you like one of those. :police:

Back on topic with a little twist:
In a joint effort between my human counterpart in the mythical land of IRL I am attending a seminar at The Hanwell institute (http://kck.st/VlnMSs) which means the TSL Asylum is on automatic, but I know from past experiences that's no problem. :scholar: The human counterpart is following the application process of a female doctor to that institute with peculiar interest. You see, said person has managed to 'push the buttons' of said human counterpart and vice versa. Naturally, if the Hanwell Institute doesn't get enough inmates, the doctor would not be hired. So, if any of you want to point whatever aspect of your personality to the Hanwell Institute and become an inmate, we'd very much appreciate it. ;)
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Post by: stika on February 09, 2013, 08:46:47 AM
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;B
That would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme. :pleased:



b-b-but it's chocolate fondue D:
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Post by: darthkiwi on February 09, 2013, 11:39:19 AM
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
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Post by: stika on February 09, 2013, 01:36:37 PM
I prefer womanservant, can I have that? D:
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Post by: Jafar on February 09, 2013, 01:42:33 PM
Yeah, but she's Maid to order. ::)

ba-dum tish! (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)
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Post by: stika on February 09, 2013, 01:51:28 PM
 :rofl:
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Post by: Deloria on February 09, 2013, 02:34:36 PM
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 09, 2013, 04:18:01 PM
I've committed my long-lost twin brother to the Hanwell Institute. :D
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Post by: darthkiwi on February 12, 2013, 06:34:18 PM
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P

CHOCOLATE JEEVES :D
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Post by: Deloria on February 13, 2013, 04:54:19 AM
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P

CHOCOLATE JEEVES :D
Yes, but will he fix our lives or simply make them very sticky? :P
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Post by: snabbott on February 13, 2013, 05:40:09 AM
Does it matter? It's chocolate! :D
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Post by: darthkiwi on February 13, 2013, 07:50:25 AM
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P

CHOCOLATE JEEVES :D
Yes, but will he fix our lives or simply make them very sticky? :P

I'm sure he'll be perfectly capable of fixing all our problems. But now there can be hilarious plots which involve having to keep our living space refreshingly cool, as well. :P
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 13, 2013, 08:20:00 PM
By Chocolate Jeeves... do you mean Cadbury? ;D

(http://20.media.tumblr.com/5DFybru0Gmgv9d02JfMwBKkAo1_400.jpg)
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Post by: stika on February 14, 2013, 03:58:42 AM
the heck is that? o.O

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Post by: darthkiwi on February 14, 2013, 05:31:52 AM
 :o

*is awed*
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Post by: Delling on February 14, 2013, 05:39:28 AM
It's like Inspector Gadget met Jeeves and Wooster. not sure if XD or :o
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 15, 2013, 03:08:01 PM
Have none of you read Richie Rich comics? :(
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Post by: Farquhar on February 22, 2013, 07:10:30 PM
I've only seen the dreadful Macaulay Culkin film from the 90s....

....wait did somebody say chocolate? :D
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on February 22, 2013, 07:16:47 PM
Well, you ARE the waiter of The Asylum, right?
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Post by: Farquhar on February 22, 2013, 07:32:59 PM
Waiter? Waiter.... that's what they used to call me....

And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide....

Chocolate! Chocolate for everyone!
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Post by: icarus on February 23, 2013, 01:52:07 AM
Whieieieiieeieieieie chocolate
writes chocolate and makes drawings of chocolate bars  on all the walls
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 23, 2013, 03:00:25 AM
Hey waiter, may I have some purple fizz? :D
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Post by: darthkiwi on February 23, 2013, 10:29:20 AM
Waiter, get me a blue drink!

No, not a drink that's the colour blue - the blue flavour! From the bluefruit!

YESOFCOURESIT'SAREALFRUIT, where do you think the blue flavour comes from?!
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Post by: Deloria on February 23, 2013, 07:56:10 PM
Cyanfruit! :D
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Post by: darthkiwi on February 24, 2013, 09:39:16 AM
Cyanfruit! :D

Exactly!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Blue_Apple.jpg)

See, I told you it existed! :D
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 24, 2013, 02:17:39 PM
XD

That looks deliciously blue! :D
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Post by: Farquhar on February 24, 2013, 04:13:18 PM
One purple fizz and one blue drink coming up! I think I'll have a blue drink too, always loved the taste of blue....

Oh, Cyanfruit is pretty!

Copycat, I request permission to plant a Cyanfruit tree on the grounds.... or two.... or three.... ;D
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Post by: Oldbushie on February 24, 2013, 10:36:34 PM
*drinks his purple fizz and floats to the ceiling* :D
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Post by: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2013, 03:06:07 PM
*Orders all plants to attack the gaurdcats.
.....
....
..
*no response

Why I gave you enough sunlight and water.
Or do you only fight zombies?  :P
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Post by: Delling on February 28, 2013, 04:36:05 AM
I think they only fight zombies, Gilgamesh. :-\
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: snabbott on March 01, 2013, 07:24:00 AM
Now if you can figure out a way to turn the guard cats into zombie cats, you'll be all set.
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Post by: icarus on March 02, 2013, 06:14:48 AM
would green paint do the trick?  ::)
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Delling on March 02, 2013, 09:46:15 AM
Maybe? It depends on how intelligent the guardcats are. :yes:
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Farquhar on March 15, 2013, 08:30:01 PM
You could always try it and see.... not that I would recommend doing that to the guardcats, being an official staff member of the Asylum and everything.... *Shifty Eyes*

Oh! Purple Fizz is like Fizzy Lifting Drinks! Nice!

Note to self: Find out what the drinks do, before serving them to patients.... XD
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Post by: icarus on March 16, 2013, 03:46:36 AM
Note to self: Find out what the drinks do, before serving them to patients.... XD
Why? There are more than enough guardcats to help when it goes wrong  ::) :suffer:
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Post by: Deloria on March 17, 2013, 06:10:02 AM
As Queene of Cocoonia, I demand the sacred fruit of my realm: Bubblegum flavoured apples! :D
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Post by: Delling on March 18, 2013, 02:59:05 PM
Waiter? Waiter.... that's what they used to call me....

And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide....

Chocolate! Chocolate for everyone!

ermahgerd... ah missed dis!!

If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting by the chocolate spout with my mug. :P
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Post by: icarus on October 01, 2013, 04:34:34 AM
/me looks around to the ruins of the asylum. Are we all let free?  :mote:
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Post by: GrahamRocks! on October 01, 2013, 07:01:36 AM
I would just assume that we're all very quiet.
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Post by: icarus on October 02, 2013, 11:38:10 AM
are you sure?
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: Deloria on October 23, 2013, 04:38:19 AM
We're never, ever getting out. :(
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on October 23, 2013, 01:27:33 PM
we could plan a new escape  :D
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Post by: copycat on November 29, 2013, 12:57:57 PM
Hmmm, looks like my persistent cookie to this here forum has expired. Good news!  The notification of new posts in this thread has (temporarily?) re-activated.

Copycat, I request permission to plant a Cyanfruit tree on the grounds.... or two.... or three.... ;D
If you can find a real Cyanfruit-tree anywhere, you have my permission to plant a couple in the Asylum garden. :pirate:

Now if you can figure out a way to turn the guard cats into zombie cats, you'll be all set.
If you were to try any type of genetic tampering with the guard cat's DNA (not that you would be able to get a hold of it anyway) you would soon make acquaintance with their claws. 8)

Maybe? It depends on how intelligent the guardcats are. :yes:
Very. :scholar:

You could always try it and see.... not that I would recommend doing that to the guardcats, being an official staff member of the Asylum and everything.... *Shifty Eyes*
Indeed, you better to recommend it or you're fired. Even this suggestion has put you on probation.  :police:

we could plan a new escape  :D
You could, not that it has any chance of succeeding, mind you. :pleased:
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Post by: icarus on January 05, 2014, 06:02:23 AM
*tries to escape
Title: Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
Post by: icarus on April 23, 2019, 12:10:40 PM
*knock on the door

anyone alive? or did we all got sane  ::)