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Haven => The Asylum! => Topic started by: snabbott on August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM

Title: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM
I've been missing this thread. Insert something into the magic soda machine and you will get something in return!

e.g.
*inserts quarter*
You get a note saying that the machine does not accept currency.

Or something like that.

*inserts bugs from Episode 2*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 10, 2010, 09:21:25 PM
I don't get it...

Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe.  ;D
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 10, 2010, 11:37:03 PM
Yaaaay, the magic soda machine!  I missed this thread!

*inserts bugs from Episode 2*

You get cockroaches that are trained to program computers.

*inserts Doon's one point*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 11, 2010, 01:08:24 PM
I still don't understand this thread...You just put something in and then something else unrelated happens?
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 11, 2010, 01:14:19 PM
Well, they're not necessarily unrelated.  In this case, Snabbott said bugs from episode 2.  I said cockroaches trained to program computers.  Cockroaches are bugs, and since he said the bugs were from episode 2, I said that they were trained to program.

Whtever you insert into the pop machine, you get something somewhat related but weird.  Like, if I said "inserts bottle," I might get something back like a pop tab, a bottle cap, a Coke can...the key is to use your imagination.

I don't know if I made sense or confused you more, but I tried. :angel:
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 11, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
Yeah - it's kind of like the word association thread. It doesn't have to be directly related - in fact, it's often funnier when it isn't.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 11, 2010, 01:34:06 PM
*inserts Doon's one point*

The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.

*inserts $5*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 11, 2010, 01:48:05 PM
*inserts $5*

You get an Abraham Lincoln bobble-head.

Inserts a golf ball.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 11, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
You get a tennis ball. ???

*inserts an English muffin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 11, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe.  ;D
No, actually, it should be e.g. (http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/e.g.html)

*inserts Doon's one point*

The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.
What is this, creative math? Or did doon get another point and I missed it?

You get a French croissant.

*inserts lack of motivation*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 11, 2010, 02:08:00 PM
You get a low-paying job!

*inserts length of string*

(Posted on: August 11, 2010, 04:06:10 PM)


Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe.  ;D

Whoops, I mixed them up. You're right.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 11, 2010, 02:14:54 PM
*inserts length of string*
You get a ball of yarn.

*inserts grooviness*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 11, 2010, 02:58:33 PM
You get scratchiness.

*inserts keys*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 11, 2010, 03:16:49 PM
You get some hair (a lock of it)

Inserts a toe.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 11, 2010, 04:43:47 PM
You get a foot with four toes on it.

*inserts a yardstick*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 11, 2010, 06:26:47 PM
You get a meter stick.

*inserts Dilbert*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 11, 2010, 07:38:09 PM
You get a new boss.

*Inserts a cookie.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 11, 2010, 09:38:07 PM
You get a fortune: "YOU WILL INSERT SOMETHING WEIRD INTO THIS MACHINE."

*inserts Donnie Osmond*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 11, 2010, 10:29:57 PM
You get "White and Nerdy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw) (w/ Donny Osmond starting @ 1:22)

*inserts Marie Osmond*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 12, 2010, 08:02:42 AM
You get a strangely colorful jacket.

*Inserts Inception
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 09:23:44 AM
You loose all your ideas  :o

*inserts torn shirt*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 12, 2010, 09:50:45 AM
You get the Incredible Hulk

*inserts a peach*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on August 12, 2010, 11:19:32 AM
you get James

*inserts job opening*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 12, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
You get Donald Trump's hair.

*Inserts chalk.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 12, 2010, 12:30:17 PM
You get a note saying, "What is this?  Don't you know we strictly use whiteboards now!"

*inserts a jar of preserved pears*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 12, 2010, 01:09:59 PM
You get a delicious pie!

*inserts compressed air*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 12, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
You get uncompressed air. :P

*inserts umbrella*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 12, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
You get Willie Wonka!

*inserts hand grenade*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 12, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
Drops the Allspark Cube on the floor. . .

Look the soda machine is fixed!

*Inserts duct tape
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 12, 2010, 05:24:10 PM
The soda machine starts walking away. *chases*
Hey! Come back here!
*catches up, removes the duct tape, and ties up the machine with it*
Whew!

*inserts motor oil*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 12, 2010, 05:26:38 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(

I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 12, 2010, 05:41:51 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....

YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE!  :'(

I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!
Well, someone obviously did.
*looks around suspiciously*  :pokerface:
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 12, 2010, 05:48:40 PM
LOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 07:06:37 PM
I blame Cat *nod*nod*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 12, 2010, 07:10:06 PM
It may very well have been me, I certainly have been playing around with random things to try and figure stuff out.  Wouldn't surprise me at all if I pulled the pin without realizing it would unintentionally set off the grenade.  But I also fixed it so life is good.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GoneTooLong on August 13, 2010, 05:54:37 AM
*inserts motor oil*

The soda machine becomes a proper robot, capable of changing between robot form and vending machine form at will. The forum quickly turns into a Michael Bay film. Linkin Park writes a new song for the occassion. A bunch of photogenic supermodel newcomers descend on the forum, mostly just to be attractive scenery. Activity on the forum is briskly edited and is restricted to explosions, teen humour, shots of helicopters flying at sunset, slo-mo 360 pans and people shouting each other's names across long distances when they're in danger. You know, like...

"ROOOOOBBBBB!!!"

"WEEEELLLLDOOOONNN!!!"

"CEEEEDDDDDRRRRIIIICCCCC!!!!"

Well, maybe not that last one.

Okay, that does it...

*launches Red Matter at the soda machine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 13, 2010, 06:41:59 AM
you get a black hole.

*Quickly leaps forward to prevent the magic soda machine beeing sucked into the black hole and ties it down*

*inserts valium*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 13, 2010, 08:00:26 AM
The soda machine becomes surprisingly calm.

*Inserts a spool of thread.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 13, 2010, 12:32:42 PM
You get a thimble, cleverly filched from a dresser in the Three Bears house.

*inserts a butterfly*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 13, 2010, 01:25:51 PM
you get a catapillar

*inserts a bottle of Wodka*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on August 15, 2010, 09:48:26 AM
you get a drunk magic soda machine
 :o

*inserts a coin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 15, 2010, 10:41:15 AM
You get a soda.

*inserts a hole in the wall*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 15, 2010, 01:24:56 PM
You get a lump of coal.

*inserts toothpaste*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 15, 2010, 08:38:28 PM
You get a root canal.

*Inserts an owl.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 15, 2010, 08:43:26 PM
You get the remains of a mouse. :-\

*inserts a lemon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 15, 2010, 09:01:52 PM
You get lemonade (I had to, sorry)

*Inserts peach fuzz.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 15, 2010, 11:01:50 PM
You get mold. Eeeew.

*inserts crugs*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 16, 2010, 08:53:03 AM
*inserts crugs*
You get enrolled in the Crugs Abuse Resistance Education (C.A.R.E.) program. :P

*inserts the plot of TSL* :suffer:
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: wilco64256 on August 16, 2010, 09:01:25 AM
You get two tickets to Inception.

*Inserts a Navy SEAL.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 16, 2010, 12:36:39 PM
It's not my turn, so this doesn't count as the answer...

You get a gray seal! ;D

Sorry - couldn't resist.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 20, 2010, 11:00:00 PM
Okay, apparently you get a grey seal...

*inserts a pop tab*

(Posted on: August 16, 2010, 11:37:42 AM)


Side note: I'm playing this game right now on the Sims 3 forums and it's all weird!  For one thing, it's called the Prize Machine Game.  For another, people don't use the

You get ________.

*inserts _______.*   


format, and the most terrible difference of all--PEOPLE AREN'T GOOFY ENOUGH!!!

If someone inserts a boulder, they get something obvious like a rock.  If someone inserts a seed, they get a flower.  It's so BORING!  Simmers aren't as imaginative as Questers! :(
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 21, 2010, 02:30:01 AM
problem starts with the insert, inserting seeds and boulders? that is so normal, ugh  :-\
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 21, 2010, 12:31:53 PM
I know, I know.  I'm having a hard time with those boring Simmers!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 21, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
and I have a hard time figuring out what a pop tab is....  :-\
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on August 21, 2010, 01:22:57 PM
The little metal things that come off of the tops of soda cans.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 21, 2010, 01:58:00 PM
Sorry, over here we say "pop." :P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on August 23, 2010, 12:56:21 PM
You get a recycling plant!

*inserts fleece jacket*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 23, 2010, 04:28:47 PM
You get former President Jimmy Carter!

*inserts blank lined paper*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 23, 2010, 05:44:43 PM
You get the paper back with doodles all over it.

*inserts popcorn*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 23, 2010, 05:51:29 PM
You get corn kernels! (Is the magic soda machine actually a time machine?)

*inserts a world globe*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 23, 2010, 06:10:59 PM
You get Greenland.

*inserts a poppyseed muffin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 23, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
You get poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies!

*inserts bubbles*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 23, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
You get selbbuB!

*inserts NES*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 23, 2010, 11:02:41 PM
2 plummers suddenly come out and starts jumping around like madmen.

*inserts an eRa CD*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 24, 2010, 12:38:22 PM
You get an ipod with all the songs on said CD.

*inserts Vivendi's Cease and Desist*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 07:11:28 PM
*in KQ narrator voice* The soda machine spits the C&D back out. Evidently, it doesn't accept nonsense.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 24, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
*psst* kindofdoon, you forgot to insert something!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 07:31:01 PM
*inserts forgetfulness*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: writerlove on August 24, 2010, 07:34:58 PM
You get an all nighter pulled to meet said deadline!

*inserts Laura Bow 1*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 24, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
You get a fear of showers! XD

*inserts pizza*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 08:00:20 PM
You get a cannonball.

*inserts magic soda machine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 24, 2010, 10:33:16 PM
You get an inside-out magic soda machine.  How does that work?

*inserts The Princess Bride on VHS (you kids know what that means, right? ;P)*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 10:35:48 PM
Yes, *scowls*. I'm not that newby. You get The Princess Bride on Blu-Ray! Sweet deal!

*inserts 90s brick-style cell phone*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 24, 2010, 10:40:06 PM
LOL, I actually have one of those in a closet somewhere...:)

You get a brick.  Oddly enough, there's no striking difference between what you inserted and what you received.

*inserts lightbulb*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 10:42:45 PM
You get Thomas Edison!

*inserts The Liberty Bell*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 24, 2010, 10:44:41 PM
You get a crack.

*inserts a sickeningly sappy love poem:

What was it when I looked at you?
What power has chained me through and through?
And bound my heart with links so tight
I cannot live without the sight
Of you
*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 11:20:10 PM
A little close to home, that one.

*inserts $1.50 in quarters*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 24, 2010, 11:22:03 PM
A little close to home, that one.

*Laughing out loud*

You get cherry Coke.  Bor-ing!

*inserts Rob's "m" key*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 11:56:39 PM
What's that?
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 25, 2010, 12:17:38 AM
You get a surplus of '''  ::)

*inserts an egg shell*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 25, 2010, 06:28:18 PM
What's that?
Gah ha ha! You're making me laugh, Doon! ;D

You get a chicken.  Wait, what came first?

*inserts the full moon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: writerlove on August 25, 2010, 06:59:27 PM
You get Remus Lupin on his "time of month"!

*inserts a treadmill*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 25, 2010, 07:03:53 PM
You get Remus Lupin on his "time of month"!
Haha!  Good one!  :D
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 25, 2010, 08:15:41 PM
What's that?
Gah ha ha! You're making me laugh, Doon! ;D

...I wasn't trying to be funny, I was genuinely curious! What is it?
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on August 25, 2010, 09:29:03 PM
B'rrr's 'm' key from his keyboard. Don't remember if you where here then or not, but if you weren't, that key on his keyboard broke so he used ' instead of m everywhere. Drove some of us nuts. :P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 25, 2010, 09:33:36 PM
Oh, I see. Very funny!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 25, 2010, 10:40:41 PM
It was endearing. :) The 'an I will 'arry 'ade 'any people 'ad when he failed to fix his ' key. ;)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 25, 2010, 10:49:39 PM
*inserts a treadmill*

You get an exausted hamster (was he in the treadmill all this time?  :o)

*inserts jar jar binks*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on August 25, 2010, 10:52:02 PM
You get a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly!

*inserts Mordack*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 26, 2010, 09:36:48 AM
You get a shrunken castle in a jar.

*inserts dictionary*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 26, 2010, 12:26:36 PM
You get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoco niosis.

*inserts an eyeglass case*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on August 30, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
You get scratched lenses!

*inserts a private island*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 30, 2010, 09:06:03 PM
You get Jurassic Park!

*inserts sleepiness*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 30, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
You get No-Doz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoDoz) pills.

*inserts Snow White (the actual princess, not the Disney movie)*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on August 31, 2010, 02:07:11 AM
You get a bunch of angry dwarves

*inserts breakfast*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 31, 2010, 08:27:34 AM
You get lunch.

*inserts phone*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 31, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
You get a phone book. (Yeah, they still exist!)

*inserts golf club*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Damar on September 02, 2010, 08:42:28 PM
You get a sandwich and soda.

*inserts a weasel*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on September 02, 2010, 08:44:54 PM
You get a mulberry bush.

*inserts a handful of wheat*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 02, 2010, 09:18:52 PM
You get gluten intolerance. :-\

*inserts royal icing roses*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 02, 2010, 10:32:09 PM
You get a squeezed-out piping bag.

*inserts the Jonas Brothers*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on September 03, 2010, 01:33:42 AM
You get the dalton sisters.

*inserts a feather of a bird that can't fly*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 03, 2010, 01:50:17 AM
You get The March of the Penguins on DVD.

*Inserts Self-Esteem*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 03, 2010, 05:50:15 PM
You get your stupid ugly dumb hairy self.  How much self-esteem do you have NOW, loser?

*inserts high school prom*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on September 04, 2010, 01:00:06 AM
You get pregnant  :o

*inserts old gym shoes*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 04, 2010, 01:21:20 AM
You get Athlete's foot.

*inserts Head & Shoulders*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
You get a disembodied head and a shoulder bone.

*inserts a deck of cards*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on September 04, 2010, 03:36:52 PM
you get SW:CCG!

*insert frog*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 04, 2010, 03:45:45 PM
you get SW:CCG!

*insert frog*

You get Prince Charming.

*inserts Canadian currency*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GoneTooLong on September 07, 2010, 03:35:48 PM
You get a Great Northern Loon. May not seem like much, but you know what they say: a bird in the hand...

*inserts a golden ticket*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 07, 2010, 03:49:01 PM
You get a bar of chocolate. (What were you expecting? :P)

*inserts a Suffer emoticon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GoneTooLong on September 07, 2010, 04:04:05 PM
You get evil. Pure, concentrated evil. It is something so horrible that it made the Lord of the Dead from KQ6 weep uncontrollably.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

*inserts a Weighted Companion Cube*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on September 07, 2010, 04:07:40 PM
[GLaDOS voice] You inserted your Weighted Companion Cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations.

*inserts steel longsword*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on September 07, 2010, 10:58:19 PM
You get..... CURSED! Honestly, you STABBED the magic soda machine, you were expecting it to just sit there and take it? It's MAGIC.

*inserts Claritin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 07, 2010, 11:30:15 PM
The magic soda machine gets an allergic reaction to the Claritin and sneezes all over you.

*inserts Austin Haynes*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 08, 2010, 08:25:43 AM
You get some amazing music! :D

*inserts music*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 08, 2010, 12:02:27 PM
You get a bassoon.

*inserts fishing pole*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 08, 2010, 05:40:49 PM
You get a sign that says "Gone Fishing".

*inserts Chuck E. Cheese Token*

Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on September 08, 2010, 06:38:09 PM
You get an enormous talking rat. Better count your fingers.

*inserts my crappy cell phone*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 08, 2010, 07:33:40 PM
You get a 90's brick phone.

*inserts sneeze*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on September 10, 2010, 12:02:40 PM
You get a tissue

*inserts
-mandrake root powder
-cat hair
-two spoons of fish oil in bowl
*
 ::)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 10, 2010, 04:05:10 PM
You get a yummy looking cookie! Go ahead - eat it. ::)

*inserts soda machine emulator*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 11, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
You get a Windows 97-compatible version of the soda machine.  (Gah!  It feels so weird to call it "soda!" ::))

*inserts Nintendo 64 controller*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 11, 2010, 01:52:27 PM
You get an Expansion Pak so you can play Majora's Mask.  ;D

*inserts anti-depressants*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on September 11, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
you get Manic!

*inserts a terminator*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 11, 2010, 09:49:05 PM
You get a California governor.

*inserts hypnophobia*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GoneTooLong on September 13, 2010, 05:00:25 AM
You get:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5v5is1v1viuKME7_500.jpg)

*inserts a magic soda machine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 13, 2010, 11:56:55 AM
You get...nothing.

*inserts a Ziploc bag*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 13, 2010, 03:36:29 PM
You get a sandwich.

*inserts calculator*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on September 13, 2010, 05:24:56 PM
You get y = sqrt/(3x + 6x2 + 3x3 - 98)

*inserts muffin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 13, 2010, 06:05:40 PM
You get y = sqrt/(3x + 6x2 + 3x3 - 98)

Compile error:
Argument not optional

:P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on September 13, 2010, 06:16:13 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 13, 2010, 07:11:41 PM
*inserts muffin*
You get a pancake.

*inserts mousepad*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 13, 2010, 07:39:36 PM
You get an ergonomic keyboard.

*inserts division by zero*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on September 13, 2010, 07:52:34 PM
You get "ERR: DIVIDE BY 0"

*inserts Batman: Arkham Asylum*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 13, 2010, 10:54:56 PM
You get "ERR: DIVIDE BY 0"

*inserts Batman: Arkham Asylum*

You get Batman: Arkham City before anybody else.

I still need to play Arkham Asylum. I haven't gotten around to it yet.

*inserts Mobil Speedpass*

Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on September 13, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
I still need to play Arkham Asylum. I haven't gotten around to it yet.

It's a phenomenal game, highly recommended.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 14, 2010, 09:59:57 AM
*inserts Mobil Speedpass*
You get gas - but not for your car. :-\

*inserts green laser pointer*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 14, 2010, 12:00:27 PM
You are blinded! :o

*inserts guitar*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 14, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
You get a guitar pick, but no longer have your guitar. Was it worth it?

*inserts Tom from MySpace*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 14, 2010, 02:23:00 PM
You get Mark from Facebook.

*inserts Episode 2* ;D
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GoneTooLong on September 14, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
You get an army of clones. You didn't specify which "Episode 2", did you?  :P

*inserts sunglasses*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on September 14, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
The  magic soda machine that goes on a holiday to a sunny beach wearing those  sunglasses

now where should I *insert my nijmeegse 4daagse cap ( 4 day marches of Nijmegen)*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GoneTooLong on September 14, 2010, 02:42:01 PM
now where should I *insert my nijmeegse 4daagse cap

That's what she said.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 14, 2010, 05:33:31 PM
I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard, Gone.  I say that all the time!  ;D
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: B'rrr on September 14, 2010, 06:17:39 PM
you get blisters on the soles of your feet.

*inserts chocobo*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 14, 2010, 08:10:19 PM
You get a chocolate bunny. Apparently, the magic soda machine isn't into gaming. :-\

*inserts a dollar*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 14, 2010, 08:47:48 PM
You get a soda. Nothing to see here, move along.

*inserts Microsoft Word*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on September 14, 2010, 08:50:02 PM
You get the Open Office Writer.

*inserts juicebox*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 14, 2010, 08:53:23 PM
You get a carton of milk.

*inserts French baguette*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 14, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
You get a bagel with cream cheese.

*inserts maple syrup*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on September 14, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
You get waffles.

*inserts a skull*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 14, 2010, 08:57:16 PM
You get Hamlet: "To be, or not to be..."

*inserts Tess' avi*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on September 15, 2010, 05:13:31 AM
you get a suffer smiley whit wings  :suffer:

*insert prototype of a M2L system*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on September 21, 2010, 11:42:39 AM
You get a prototype of a L2M system. :P

*inserts an empty envelope*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 21, 2010, 11:55:44 AM
You get a Christmas card.

*inserts blueberry*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 22, 2010, 03:06:21 AM
You get a blueberry muffin.

*inserts ATM card*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 22, 2010, 07:55:54 AM
You get a bag of gold coins! :P

*inserts :suffer: *
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on September 22, 2010, 08:38:06 AM
You get a yet-to-be-disclosed prize from Phoenix Online! ;)

*inserts Cedric*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on September 22, 2010, 08:50:44 AM
You get Jar-Jar Binks.


*inserts:  :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-* :-\ :'( :suffer:
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 22, 2010, 12:05:53 PM
You get a person with multiple personality disorder.

*inserts a POIsonous snake  :watchout:*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 22, 2010, 12:08:11 PM
You get a tambourine.

*inserts peanut butter*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 22, 2010, 12:12:14 PM
You get jelly, of course!

*inserts cup stolen from a bar*

(Which is what I'm using right now...)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on September 24, 2010, 12:00:47 PM
You get hotel towels!

*inserts a dirty black sock*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on September 24, 2010, 12:49:10 PM
You get a dirty decapitated foot.

*Inserts Ken Williams*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 24, 2010, 12:52:05 PM
You get Sierra On-Line! !!!

*inserts eraser*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on September 24, 2010, 12:59:57 PM
You get nothing because you cleared out the soda machine's memory. :P

*Inserts nuclear missile.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on September 24, 2010, 03:42:00 PM
You get Condoleezza Rice (obscure references ftw)!

*Inserts blue pill*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on September 24, 2010, 05:32:08 PM
You get The Matrix.

*inserts The Matrix*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on September 24, 2010, 05:33:33 PM
You get two enjoyable, possibly underrated sequels.

*inserts Steve Jobs*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 05:34:45 PM
You get Google, because I have no idea who that is. :P

*inserts CPR class*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on September 24, 2010, 06:19:47 PM
You get Google, because I have no idea who that is. :P
CEO of Apple. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs)
*inserts CPR class*
You get Jenny the Training Dummy (true story; I had her at Boy Scout camp.)

*inserts American flag*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on September 24, 2010, 06:23:05 PM
You get Google, because I have no idea who that is. :P

Where have you been for the last decade?
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 26, 2010, 12:28:40 AM
Not using Apple products.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on September 26, 2010, 07:03:44 AM
Still though, even most PC users know him because he's on the news any time Apple announces/updates a product.

Quote
*inserts American flag*

You get Bioshock Infinite!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on September 26, 2010, 07:50:10 AM
*Inserts gog.com and crosses fingers.*

COME ON BIG MONEY BIG MONEY!!!!! STOP!!!!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on September 26, 2010, 10:07:45 AM
You get a good old gamer. Like, really old. Like, he's awesome figuring out his backgammon score on his abacus.

*inserts winning lotto ticket*

.....oh, I shouldn't a done that.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on September 26, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
The magic soda machine wins the lottery and moves into a fancy penthouse.

*inserts iTunes*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 26, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
*Traipses through the gated community and tries to find the Magic Soda Machine's new penthouse*  Ahhh, found it.  And there's the Soda Machine itself, lounging by the pool!  Anywaaaay...

You get ear buds.

*inserts a Seattle Mariner's baseball hat*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 01, 2010, 06:03:54 AM
*Machine eats the cap because it doesn't like the Seattle Mariners.*

You get shreds of a Seattle Mariner baseball cap.

*inserts A BRAND NEW CAR!*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 01, 2010, 08:49:49 AM
You get an old, broken-down car. That wasn't a very good trade, was it? :P

*inserts dead wand, charged wand, and some moldy cheese*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 10:39:08 AM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5.  :suffer:

*inserts Chocolate Chip Cookie*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on October 01, 2010, 10:49:26 AM
You get a few crumbs and a satisfied magic soda machine. ;)

*inserts candy corn*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Damar on October 01, 2010, 07:26:47 PM
You receive more candy corn to be eaten next October.  Because who really eats candy corn except in October?

*inserts a soda*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 01, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
You get a dollar.

Or a dollar fifty if the magic soda machine happens to be at one of those stupid rest stops on Rt. 95 in Connecticut. What a rip off. :P

*inserts Connecticut*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5.  :suffer:
That happened to other people besides me? :o

*inserts Connecticut*
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

*inserts FRRRRRRRRREEDOM! (With a heavy Scottish accent)*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5.  :suffer:
That happened to other people besides me? :o

Yup. There's a way to get past it, but I was too young to know exactly how to configure the settings in the game or on my computer. So I basically quit and never had the opportunity to fight Mordack.  :'(


*inserts FRRRRRRRRREEDOM! (With a heavy Scottish accent)*

You get a few anti-Semitic remarks from Mel Gibson. (With a heavy drunken slur)

*inserts Starbucks gift card*

Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:52:43 PM
You get a few anti-Semitic remarks from Mel Gibson. (With a heavy drunken slur)
:rofl:
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 12:14:32 AM
*inserts Starbucks gift card*
You get one iced caramel macchiato and an apology. "No sir there doesn't seem to have been twenty dollars on this gift card. I'm sorry. Have some extra whipped cream for the confusion."

*inserts barista's subsequently decapitated head*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 12:39:57 AM
You get the Headless Horseman, who is holding a latte.

*inserts jelly shoes*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 06:06:02 AM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Move to somewhere real. :P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Damar on October 02, 2010, 09:05:50 AM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Move to somewhere real. :P

If West Haven wasn't real, then my mind had a twisted way of creating reality.  I should have put myself in a nicer area.

Oh, and Haids, you get a jelly doughnut.  Its more useful and enjoyable.

*inserts a pumpkin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Jafar on October 02, 2010, 09:09:56 AM
You get a fire-breathing pumpkin! :pumpkin:

*inserts Dr. Wily's disappearing\reappearing UFO of doom*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Damar on October 02, 2010, 09:18:39 AM
You get a weather balloon.  It was always a weather balloon...

*inserts sushi*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 12:26:26 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.

:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Gah!  Talk about a faux pas. :-[ It's just that here in Washington, we don't really think about places like Connecticut, Maryland, and especially Vermont.  (Seriously?  Vermont?)

I apologize.
*inserts sushi*
You get Unagi.  And not the kind you eat, the kind Ross refers to on Friends.

*inserts a garden*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 02, 2010, 12:54:27 PM
You get VIVA PINATA!

*inserts a vampire.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 04:47:09 PM
I apologize.
I agree with you (on CT and VT, but not Maryland -- crab cakes helloooo!) and I live right near both of them. Don't apologize!

Travis.... you get Haids' worst nightmare!!! Edward Cullen!!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 02, 2010, 05:00:05 PM
*violently shakes machine in anger of the ways vampires have become so UNCOOL.*

*kicks machine dealing 40 Damage with additional bleeding damage*

...hmmm.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 05:42:47 PM
You get a box of Band-Aids.  :(

*inserts cockroach*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on October 02, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids!  :pokerface:

*inserts Lady Gaga*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids!  :pokerface:
I'm SORRY!  Do we have the Twinkees handy?
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on October 02, 2010, 06:01:23 PM
*inserts Lady Gaga*
You get Christopher Walken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY). ;)

*inserts red herring*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 06:07:18 PM
You get communism.  (If you've seen Clue, it makes sense. :P)

*inserts a GHOST!*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on October 02, 2010, 06:12:46 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids!  :pokerface:
I'm SORRY!  Do we have the Twinkees handy?
*looks at his Zombieland stock pile* ...well, yeah...  but... hrmm... they were for something else... :-\


You get a poltergeist.


*inserts an episode of Smallville*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 02, 2010, 06:15:33 PM
*You get a scratched up old-season DVD that won't play said episode because it is indeed too scratched up.*

*Inserts Magic Soda Machine.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 06:16:48 PM
You get a Baby Magic Soda Machine.  Awwww, it's it cuuuuuuute?

*inserts Princess Cassima of the Green Isles*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
You get a wussy girl who can't rescue herself.

*inserts disco*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 02, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
you get a crazy socializing event, starring the smilies!
 :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip:  :drinking::gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :jafar: :jafar: :jafar: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :drinking: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :jafar: :jafar: :drinking:

*finds soda machine in the mess of the disco and inserts the ark of the covenant.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
(Meanwhile, the building's security is pounding on the door of the penthouse...)

"Magic? Mr. Soda Machine? Sir? Sir! Is everything all right? The neighbors want you to turn down the music! Sir? SIR?!"


:P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on October 02, 2010, 07:39:23 PM
You get communism.  (If you've seen Clue, it makes sense. :P)
Now I want to watch that for the hundredth time. :P

Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Damar on October 02, 2010, 10:10:44 PM
*finds soda machine in the mess of the disco and inserts the ark of the covenant.*

Your head explodes.

*inserts a soda machine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 03, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
You get a wussy girl who can't rescue herself.
:pokerface: You enjoy pushing my buttons, do you not, Cray? :P

*inserts a soda machine*
A regular one?  You get a bunch of empty pop bottles.

*inserts Nintendo 64*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 05, 2010, 06:16:55 PM
You get polygons!

*inserts nonvenomous snake*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 06, 2010, 07:27:25 AM
You get a rubber serpent.

*inserts spork*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on October 06, 2010, 08:54:17 AM
You get a foon! ;)

*inserts a hippopotamus*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 06, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
You get Anne Murray (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waF6YIsNaks)!

*inserts toast*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 06, 2010, 09:43:05 AM
Funny song.

You get delightful raspberry preserves!

*inserts medieval armor*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 06, 2010, 01:40:07 PM
The soda machine gets a +50 defense stat, but his/her parry goes down 10.

*Inserts... EVERYTHING that has already been put in the machine*

Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 06, 2010, 04:36:34 PM
You get a run-time error: 457-This key is already associated with an element of this collection.

*inserts tickets to Wicked*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Fierce Deity on October 06, 2010, 05:04:06 PM
The soda machine goes to see Wicked with this hot ATM he met at the bank.

*inserts a roll of pennies*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on October 06, 2010, 07:31:00 PM
The soda machine goes to see Wicked with this hot ATM he met at the bank.
XD

You get a half dollar coin.

*inserts Pandora Radio*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 07, 2010, 11:41:17 AM
You get to listen to great music, but are always embarrassed around your friends. :P

*inserts a DJ*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 07, 2010, 02:14:18 PM
You get a stack of vinyl records.

*inserts
delightful raspberry preserves!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 07, 2010, 03:26:04 PM
The soda machine makes a sandvich. (NAME THAT REFERENCE and you'll get a virtual cookie. (:: ) )

*inserts sarcasm.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 07, 2010, 07:11:04 PM
You get Weldon! (no surprise there)

*inserts disk 2 of 2*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 07, 2010, 08:03:41 PM
You get a message stating: "Please insert disk #1 in order to run this program."

*inserts disk 1 out of 2"
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on October 07, 2010, 08:10:21 PM
The magic soda machine works for a minute, then you get a message stating: "Please insert disk #2 in order to finish installation."

*inserts disk 2 out of 2 again*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 07, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
The MSM states: "Installation finished." Installation of what, you wonder?

[the next poster decides what was installed]
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 07, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
The soda machine says, "Non-system disk or disk error. Replace and strike any key when ready."

(I actually got this error on my brand new computer at work yesterday. It turned out that the BIOS was set to boot from my external hard drive before the internal one. :pokerface: )

Ok - actually, Space Quest 2 (the original) was installed! :D

*inserts the number 42*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 07, 2010, 08:24:34 PM
You get a towel!

*inserts cactus*

(Posted on: October 07, 2010, 10:23:06 PM)


Replace and strike any key when ready.

This always amused me - you cannot simply press the key, you must strike it! With great force!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 07, 2010, 08:28:39 PM
(http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/hitkey.gif)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: writerlove on October 07, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
That picture is funny Steven :D

You get Banzai from Lion King coming out all prickly. The Shenzi says "I don't want to come out looking like you, cactus butt!

*inserts a sore throat and exhaustion*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 08, 2010, 06:49:34 PM
You get orange juice, a pair of flannel jammies, and some Tylenol. :) Feel better, Kristen!

*inserts toilet humor*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 08, 2010, 08:02:05 PM
You get a fart joke!

*inserts a Soviet history book*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on October 08, 2010, 08:24:32 PM
The Magic Soda Machine says: "In Soviet Russia, history book inserts YOU!"

*inserts you* ;)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 08, 2010, 08:26:43 PM
You get a lamp post charm, an old Care Bear stuffed animal, and a pink butterfly tattoo.

*inserts fingernail clippings*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on October 08, 2010, 08:28:46 PM
You get fingernail clippers.

*inserts bowl of icecream*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 09, 2010, 09:37:46 AM
You get an empty bowl.

The soda machine appears to be content.

*inserts a hard-earned Ph.D.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on October 09, 2010, 10:40:48 AM
*inserts a hard-earned Ph.D.*
You get a crapload of student loans.

*inserts a smiley-face balloon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 09, 2010, 11:27:55 AM
You get The Incredible Machine II for DOS (in which there is a smiley-face balloon)!

*inserts cat*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Travis-AGA on October 09, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
You get a mysterious stew.  :o

O lord.

... You don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.

*inserts the "Q" key from a keyboard.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on October 09, 2010, 11:34:08 AM
You get crayauchtin/Questing Character/Q/etc./etc. :P

*inserts a mouse trap*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on October 09, 2010, 12:08:08 PM
You get Mouse Trap, the board game.

*insert salt shaker*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 09, 2010, 04:17:55 PM
You get a mysterious stew.  :o

O lord.

... You don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.
From "Running With Scissors?" :X

*insert salt shaker*
The Magic Soda Machine drops it, then quickly throws a pinch over its left shoulder.

*inserts the greatest love story ever written*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 10, 2010, 12:47:47 AM
You get a room full of very upset romance authors!

*inserts a potato*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on October 10, 2010, 09:15:34 AM
you get an angry miss potato who claims you put mister potato in the machine
*inserts
One jar of lard
One cactus
Two drops of toad spittle*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 10, 2010, 12:25:05 PM
The magic soda machine disappears! :o

*inserts a peacock*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 11, 2010, 12:18:36 PM
You get Katy Perry in a RIDICULOUS outfit with neon lights on it!

*inserts an empty soda bottle*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on October 11, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
You get a Recycle Bin.

*inserts Gordon Freeman*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 11, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
You get Morgan Freeman.

*inserts a pocketful of sunshine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on October 11, 2010, 08:49:25 PM
You get Morgan Freeman.

XD

You get global warming on a small scale.

*inserts loneliness*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on November 04, 2010, 09:53:30 PM
Jeez, where has this thread been?

You get a  :hug:

*inserts a golden walnut*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on November 04, 2010, 10:02:50 PM
You get Ifnkvohgroghprm.

*inserts Haid's dossier*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on November 04, 2010, 10:10:30 PM
You get a :suffer:.

*inserts Episode 3*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on November 04, 2010, 10:20:57 PM
You get a :suffer:.
Again.

*inserts a button factory*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on November 04, 2010, 10:23:44 PM
You get Willy Wonka!

*inserts 76 trombones*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on November 04, 2010, 10:44:26 PM
You get Matthew Broderick.

*inserts gold coin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on November 05, 2010, 08:28:51 AM
You get a copper coin. Not such a good trade.

*inserts airplane*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on November 05, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
You get a peanut.

*inserts Godzilla*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on November 05, 2010, 10:40:01 AM
You get Kevin Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9texhdkwWw).

*inserts Simon Cowell*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: writerlove on November 05, 2010, 10:50:04 AM
You get a soda machine insulting your singing. "That was extraordinary. unfortunately for you, that was extraordinarily bad" (actual Simon quote)

*inserts A Mac Computer*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on November 05, 2010, 11:36:55 AM
You get a soda machine that costs twice as much as comparatively spec'd soda machine from other vendors. ;)

*inserts watermelon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on November 05, 2010, 12:08:29 PM
You get Kevin Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9texhdkwWw).

Wow, that's really impressive!
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on November 05, 2010, 12:09:09 PM
The magic soda machine spits seeds out at you. :P

*inserts a globe*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on November 05, 2010, 12:25:06 PM
Wow, that's really impressive!
Indeed; he's quite talented.
*inserts a globe*
You get a world-renowned machine.

*inserts Rubik's Cube"
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on November 05, 2010, 01:54:43 PM
You get a book on how to solve a Rubik's Cube - which is not very useful now that you no longer have the cube. :P

*inserts popcorn*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on November 05, 2010, 07:44:45 PM
You get a movie theatre!

*inserts a root beer float*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on November 05, 2010, 08:21:19 PM
You get a movie ticket!

*inserts web browser*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on November 07, 2010, 11:44:56 PM
You get a page load error! (After all, you no longer have a web browser, it's in the machine.... :P)

*inserts rain*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on November 08, 2010, 11:56:25 AM
You get Seattle.

*Grabs Delling by the hair and shoves him in*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on February 10, 2011, 10:49:17 AM
You get a very annoyed grad student. :P

*inserts Fritos*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on February 10, 2011, 11:01:21 AM
You get some of the black-eye pea dip I now want to go make... :P

*inserts the Security exam she took this morning*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on February 10, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
You get a security alarm that won't stop beeping!  Thanks a lot, Tess. >:(  Now here's the test--learn how to turn it off!

*inserts Super Mario*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on February 10, 2011, 09:06:11 PM
You get a mushroom.

*inserts hawkward* :P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on February 18, 2011, 06:47:29 AM
You get flipped the bird!  :o

*inserts springtime*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on February 24, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
You get watery eyes, a stuffy nose, a sore throat, and clogged ears.  Welcome, allergies! :pokerface:

*inserts BLOOD.*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2011, 09:09:50 AM
The machine spits out so many bandages that you are all covered in it.

*inserts mortgage
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on February 25, 2011, 09:17:23 AM
You get debt! :(

*inserts business card*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on February 25, 2011, 08:02:25 PM
You get lots of phone calls from your local blood center asking you to donate.  (Jeez, what's it with me and blood? :P)

*inserts Big Baby (http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Big-Baby-toy-story-3-11356923-540-800.jpg)*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on March 05, 2011, 02:11:03 AM
you get Woody.

*Inserts empty  bottle of medicine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on March 08, 2011, 04:56:14 AM
You get a sinus headache and that lovely feeling of all the mucus flowing around in your head. :yes: :X


((Out of curiosity, what should one call the substance of ones congestion: snot, mucus, phlegm? For the last few days I've been terrified that I would make a most malignant malaprop if I tried to call it phlegm... I think there is technically an appropriate term (it seems to me that phlegm is in the throat, snot is in the nose, mucus is not necessary the infected green and gross stuff but rather the usual byproduct of mucus membranes (hence the name)... etc.... why, yes, I know I think too much. ::)))

*inserts question*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on March 08, 2011, 07:20:16 AM
*inserts question*
You get 42.

((Out of curiosity, what should one call the substance of ones congestion: snot, mucus, phlegm? For the last few days I've been terrified that I would make a most malignant malaprop if I tried to call it phlegm... I think there is technically an appropriate term (it seems to me that phlegm is in the throat, snot is in the nose, mucus is not necessary the infected green and gross stuff but rather the usual byproduct of mucus membranes (hence the name)... etc.... why, yes, I know I think too much. ::)))
Mucus is a broad term. In the human body, there are at least two kinds: respiratory mucus and nasal mucus. Respiratory mucus is mucus in the respiratory system (duh), excluding the nose. It's more commonly referred to as "phlegm." Nose mucus is generally referred to as "nasal mucus" or, in slang, "snot."
As a bonus, mucus that is expelled through the mouth when coughing is referred to as "sputum."

*inserts Wikipedia*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on March 08, 2011, 08:38:17 AM
The science of snot (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/articles/article/science-of-snot/)

*inserts Wikipedia*
You lose several hours of productivity. ;)

*inserts myeloperoxidase* (see above article)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 08, 2011, 11:57:36 AM
Your sinus infection is cured!

*inserts my car keys*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
you get a new car key. (no electric functions are on it)
Happy time finding the car that has the right lock.

*inserts empty can of paint*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on March 10, 2011, 05:41:59 PM
You get paint but no can. :o

*inserts cough drop*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 10, 2011, 09:29:44 PM
You get a confused old man asking for his lozange.

*inserts a poltergeist*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on March 10, 2011, 11:40:24 PM
you get a proton pack

*inserts boring work*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2011, 12:28:01 AM
you get lazy work. :zzz:

*inserts hot chilli peppers*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on March 14, 2011, 08:37:44 AM
You get pure capsaicin! :o

*inserts pi*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Deloria on March 14, 2011, 09:15:57 AM
Pi becomes assimilates and becomes aspirated because the syllable following the Pi-syllable is also aspirated! :D

*inserts snabbott's newly created phi*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 14, 2011, 12:12:02 PM
You get a fraternity.

*inserts an emperor penguin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2011, 04:53:50 PM
you get some ice cubes

*inserts icecream*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on March 14, 2011, 05:16:14 PM
You get cake. :D

*inserts calendar*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 14, 2011, 09:09:14 PM
You get the year 2011.

*inserts a fox*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: kindofdoon on March 14, 2011, 10:02:37 PM
You get fire!

*inserts cat*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Deloria on March 15, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
You get a cat wearing a top hat and monocle. :D

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-exquisite.jpg)

*inserts opera gloves*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 15, 2011, 12:00:39 PM
You get a phantom. :o

*inserts the moon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on March 15, 2011, 12:48:03 PM
You get mooned by the machine. :P

*inserts umbrella*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 17, 2011, 11:40:40 AM
you get a rainy day

*inserts marshmallow*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on March 18, 2011, 01:13:53 AM
you get the marshmallow man

*inserts a ticket for an event *
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 20, 2011, 01:30:56 PM
You get front-row seats to a Mariners game.

*inserts thick woolen socks*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: KillerKirby on March 23, 2011, 02:12:08 PM
*inserts thick woolen socks*
You get an angry gran.
*Inserts wall*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on March 25, 2011, 05:05:18 AM
You get a place on Facebook where everyone posts links, videos, messages, photos etc

*inserts immunity idol*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on March 25, 2011, 08:50:14 AM
You get an immunization.

*inserts graham flour*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 25, 2011, 02:20:10 PM
You get poor King Graham encased in gingerbread...or was that a Graham cracker?
(http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/images/galleries/329/329_6.gif)
Jeez, this player didn't get any points at all?  Psh.  Some Adventurer!

*inserts nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Enchantermon on March 25, 2011, 04:20:10 PM
You get an empty Pepto-Bismol bottle.

*inserts a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on March 25, 2011, 07:23:43 PM
Ha ha!  This should be interesting...
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: TribeHasSpoken on March 26, 2011, 05:27:36 AM
You get Daniel Day-Lewis

(http://cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/there_will_be_blood.jpg)
If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...

I...drink....your....MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!!

*inserts Schattenjager talisman*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 01, 2011, 12:17:03 PM
you get a thief talisman

*inserts the best april fool joke*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on April 01, 2011, 12:20:18 PM
You get the village idiot.

*inserts a radioactive spider*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on April 01, 2011, 02:05:30 PM
You get radioactive silk.

*inserts the universe*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Morwen on April 01, 2011, 02:52:22 PM
you get some very intelligent aliens!
*inserts spiderman*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on April 01, 2011, 05:15:31 PM
Your spidey senses can tell what you get back.

*inserts a tampon*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on April 18, 2011, 02:59:29 AM
You get a deeply confused Magical Soda Machine.


*inserts FIRE!!*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: writerlove on April 19, 2011, 07:35:27 PM
You get Dhalism yelling "Yoga fire!" before spitting out said fire.

*inserts Facebook*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 21, 2011, 03:00:14 PM
you get a book in the shape of a face.

*inserts technical support*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on April 21, 2011, 04:36:15 PM
You get someone who can only help you if you're an idiot.
"Is your computer plugged in? Yes? Did you turn it on? Yes? Oh - sorry, I don't know what could be wrong then."

*inserts butter*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Morwen on April 25, 2011, 11:51:22 PM
*gets chocolate chip cookies*...nice!
*inserts a Harry Potter movie*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on April 27, 2011, 12:09:05 PM
You get a Harry Potter book with a note saying "READ ME INSTEAD, I'M AWESOME."

*inserts a gingerbread man*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on May 29, 2011, 04:01:42 PM
Whatever it is that runs out, you can't catch it. And it's shouting an annoying rhyme to remind you of that.

*inserts $1.50*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Damar on May 29, 2011, 06:12:57 PM
You get 150 pennies because the soda machine is getting tired of constantly having things shoved in it.

*inserts the interwebs*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on June 01, 2011, 12:22:47 PM
You get spammed with ads, porn, viruses, and Google.  I hope you're happy! >:(

*inserts a donut*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on June 19, 2011, 04:23:53 AM
You get breakfast... now I want a donut for breakfast. :-\


*inserts coffee* gah, and there goes my coffee!! :(
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on June 28, 2011, 03:30:26 PM
You get a hyper Squirrel (Think "Hoodwinked")

*Inserts a Pikachu*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on July 01, 2011, 07:49:31 PM
You get an obnoxious yellow creature that reminds you of a Furby.

*inserts a Furby!*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on July 17, 2011, 01:55:21 AM
you get a Mogwai

*inserts first aid kit*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on July 18, 2011, 02:11:14 PM
You get a healing potion.

*inserts Curious George*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on July 27, 2011, 12:45:14 AM
You get a YouTube link:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FoXc7uEZ4Q

*Inserts Megatron*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 06, 2011, 07:47:29 PM
You get Megaman.

*inserts dog drool*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on August 07, 2011, 08:20:16 AM
you get a drooling dog

*inserts cd of Omnia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnia_(band) )*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on August 29, 2011, 05:14:40 AM
You get the declension of "omnis, omne"...

*inserts IDL code* (How do you iterate over a string array in IDL again??)
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on August 29, 2011, 12:35:50 PM
You get a hunk of moldy cheese.  Now what?

*inserts hunk of moldy cheese*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on August 29, 2011, 04:50:54 PM
*Receives a fully charged Wand*

*Inserts Cedric*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on August 30, 2011, 04:47:52 AM
You get a potion of Owl's Wisdom.


Hrmm... so that's where those come from...

*inserts the three bears*  ;D
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on August 30, 2011, 12:45:46 PM
You get a silver thimble. :)

*Inserts :suffer:*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Deloria on August 30, 2011, 12:54:43 PM
Oh, let's see what we can give you for your suffer. :P Would you like my renal infection? :D Antibiotic-resistant and all! :D

*inserts self-destructive, immature tendencies*

Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on August 30, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
Receives a list of celebrities, starting with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen.

*Inserts a puppy*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on August 31, 2011, 08:35:44 AM
You get a kitten.


*inserts fluff from around the apartment*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on September 02, 2011, 11:05:24 PM
You start sneezing uncontrollably and your eyes start watering.

*inserts the names Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Caden, and Hayden*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on September 02, 2011, 11:55:28 PM
You get a maiden! (For ideas of things to do with her, play KQ games with male protagonists.)

*Inserts original KQ6 CD with audio track of "Girl in the Tower"*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on September 05, 2011, 04:54:15 AM
You get a saved game in KQ6 in some place you didn't know existed!! :o


*inserts a toothbrush used to clean a violin bow*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on September 05, 2011, 11:54:04 PM
You get a sad reminder of The Simpsons' Bleeding Gums Murphy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S17CeXaFBlQ

*Inserts a web link about recent flooding in Vermont*
http://www.mansfieldheliflight.com/flood/
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 16, 2011, 02:55:22 PM
You get the world's largest Wet-Vac.

*inserts Beyonce's baby bump*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 16, 2011, 11:33:09 PM
You get some kind of folded, weird, alien tummy.

*inserts year-old Halloween candy*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on October 18, 2011, 04:18:30 AM
You get Candy Cream Corn. :X

*inserts protostars*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 18, 2011, 07:39:04 AM
You get supernovas. :o

*inserts TSL bugs*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 18, 2011, 04:39:41 PM
You get a Black Widow and a Bookworm! :D

*inserts an Ok! magazine*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 19, 2011, 07:51:13 AM
You get a No Way! magazine!

*inserts hot coffee*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on October 19, 2011, 08:43:23 AM
You get an infinite improbability drive.


*inserts fatigue*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: tessspoon on October 19, 2011, 10:35:31 AM
You get the comfiest bed in the world.

*inserts a ball of yarn*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 19, 2011, 11:00:16 AM
You get an infinite improbability drive.
I thought those only ran on tea. :P

You get a playful kitty! :D

*inserts the number 42*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on October 20, 2011, 05:42:20 PM
You get a mirror and a card saying 24. ;)

*Inserts a Star Wars DVD*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Cez on October 21, 2011, 08:52:10 AM
I don't know how to play!!!

*dances around naked*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 21, 2011, 09:15:05 AM
*Aaaugh! I'm blind!* :P
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on October 21, 2011, 02:25:06 PM
The magic soda machine... unprompted... tackles and clothes Cez.
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on October 22, 2011, 11:39:13 AM
:rofl:

*inserts Cez, who is now clothed in a bathrobe and slippers*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on October 24, 2011, 01:26:15 AM
You get nightmares for life! :P

*Inserts a Portuguese Water Dog and a Spanish Dictionary*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: icarus on October 25, 2011, 04:13:38 AM
you get a Spanish Water Dog and a Portuguese Dictionary  ::)

*inserts a fop muffin*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on October 26, 2011, 08:18:28 AM
You get an incorrigible fop!


*inserts lasagna*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on October 26, 2011, 09:17:24 AM
The magic soda machine just says "Yum!" and you get nothing. Oh well.

*inserts a box of Kleenex*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on October 26, 2011, 12:00:22 PM
You get a roll of toilet paper.

*inserts USB flash drive*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on May 18, 2012, 06:28:39 AM
*attempts to revive this thread*

You get this xkcd comic: http://xkcd.com/691/

*inserts progress report* :-X
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on May 18, 2012, 09:10:23 AM
I was just wondering about this thread! Nice job reading my mind, Delling. :yes:

You get a crying high school student.

*inserts polka dots*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on May 18, 2012, 12:49:47 PM
You get a spotted Frankie Yankovic CD.

*Inserts PS2 JRPG*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on May 18, 2012, 01:43:31 PM
You get a PS2 FPS... I see we have an opinionated machine on our hands. ::)

*inserts Nutella*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: snabbott on May 18, 2012, 03:13:35 PM
You get the machine's undying gratitude! :D

*inserts Sharpie*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on May 19, 2012, 03:10:48 PM
You get a dry-erase pen.

*inserts Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Delling on May 27, 2012, 06:03:17 AM
You get back the 3D version.


*inserts having to work on his presentation for Thursday* :-X
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: GrahamRocks! on May 27, 2012, 11:48:08 AM
You get back an awesome rating for the presentation.

*inserts Graham's Adventurers Cap*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: crayauchtin on June 01, 2012, 03:47:47 AM
You get.....

A heart attack! Yes, that's what you get for not learning from history. You CAN'T get rid of the Adventurer's Cap!

*inserts a virgin pina colada*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: DawsonJ on June 02, 2012, 11:52:47 PM
You get an *Experienced* Piņa Colada.

*Inserts King Antony from KQ5*
Title: Re: The magic soda machine returns!
Post by: Haids1987 on June 03, 2012, 12:21:24 AM
You haven't eaten the snakeskin yet, so the machine spits something out in ant language that you don't understand.

*inserts a glockenspiel*