I've been missing this thread. Insert something into the magic soda machine and you will get something in return!
e.g.
*inserts quarter*
You get a note saying that the machine does not accept currency.
Or something like that.
*inserts bugs from Episode 2*
I don't get it...
Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe. ;D
Yaaaay, the magic soda machine! I missed this thread!
Quote from: snabbott on August 10, 2010, 08:37:27 PM
*inserts bugs from Episode 2*
You get cockroaches that are trained to program computers.
*inserts Doon's one point*
I still don't understand this thread...You just put something in and then something else unrelated happens?
Well, they're not necessarily unrelated. In this case, Snabbott said bugs from episode 2. I said cockroaches trained to program computers. Cockroaches are bugs, and since he said the bugs were from episode 2, I said that they were trained to program.
Whtever you insert into the pop machine, you get something somewhat related but weird. Like, if I said "inserts bottle," I might get something back like a pop tab, a bottle cap, a Coke can...the key is to use your imagination.
I don't know if I made sense or confused you more, but I tried. :angel:
Yeah - it's kind of like the word association thread. It doesn't have to be directly related - in fact, it's often funnier when it isn't.
Quote from: Haids1987 on August 10, 2010, 11:37:03 PM
*inserts Doon's one point*
The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.
*inserts $5*
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 11, 2010, 01:34:06 PM
*inserts $5*
You get an Abraham Lincoln bobble-head.
Inserts a golf ball.
You get a tennis ball. ???
*inserts an English muffin*
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 10, 2010, 09:21:25 PM
Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe. ;D
No, actually, it should be e.g. (http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/e.g.html)
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 11, 2010, 01:34:06 PM
Quote from: Haids1987 on August 10, 2010, 11:37:03 PM
*inserts Doon's one point*
The point doubles in quantity to become TWO! The score now rests at 3-1.
What is this, creative math? Or did doon get another point and I missed it?
You get a French croissant.
*inserts lack of motivation*
You get a low-paying job!
*inserts length of string*
(Posted on: August 11, 2010, 04:06:10 PM)
Quote from: snabbott on August 11, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
Also, it should be "i.e." and not "e.g.", I believe. ;D
Whoops, I mixed them up. You're right.
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 11, 2010, 02:08:00 PM
*inserts length of string*
You get a ball of yarn.
*inserts grooviness*
You get scratchiness.
*inserts keys*
You get some hair (a lock of it)
Inserts a toe.
You get a foot with four toes on it.
*inserts a yardstick*
You get a meter stick.
*inserts Dilbert*
You get a new boss.
*Inserts a cookie.
You get a fortune: "YOU WILL INSERT SOMETHING WEIRD INTO THIS MACHINE."
*inserts Donnie Osmond*
You get "White and Nerdy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw) (w/ Donny Osmond starting @ 1:22)
*inserts Marie Osmond*
You get a strangely colorful jacket.
*Inserts Inception
You loose all your ideas :o
*inserts torn shirt*
You get the Incredible Hulk
*inserts a peach*
you get James
*inserts job opening*
You get Donald Trump's hair.
*Inserts chalk.
You get a note saying, "What is this? Don't you know we strictly use whiteboards now!"
*inserts a jar of preserved pears*
You get a delicious pie!
*inserts compressed air*
You get uncompressed air. :P
*inserts umbrella*
You get Willie Wonka!
*inserts hand grenade*
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....
YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE! :'(
Drops the Allspark Cube on the floor. . .
Look the soda machine is fixed!
*Inserts duct tape
The soda machine starts walking away. *chases*
Hey! Come back here!
*catches up, removes the duct tape, and ties up the machine with it*
Whew!
*inserts motor oil*
Quote from: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....
YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE! :'(
I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 12, 2010, 05:26:38 PM
Quote from: B'rrr on August 12, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
You get lots of debirs from the magic soda machine....
YOU BLEW UP OUR MACHINE! :'(
I didn't pull the pin yet! It wasn't going to explode!
Well, someone obviously did.
*looks around suspiciously* :pokerface:
LOLOLOLOL
I blame Cat *nod*nod*
It may very well have been me, I certainly have been playing around with random things to try and figure stuff out. Wouldn't surprise me at all if I pulled the pin without realizing it would unintentionally set off the grenade. But I also fixed it so life is good.
Quote from: snabbott on August 12, 2010, 05:24:10 PM
*inserts motor oil*
The soda machine becomes a proper robot, capable of changing between robot form and vending machine form at will. The forum quickly turns into a Michael Bay film. Linkin Park writes a new song for the occassion. A bunch of photogenic supermodel newcomers descend on the forum, mostly just to be attractive scenery. Activity on the forum is briskly edited and is restricted to explosions, teen humour, shots of helicopters flying at sunset, slo-mo 360 pans and people shouting each other's names across long distances when they're in danger. You know, like...
"ROOOOOBBBBB!!!"
"WEEEELLLLDOOOONNN!!!"
"CEEEEDDDDDRRRRIIIICCCCC!!!!"
Well, maybe not that last one.
Okay, that does it...
*launches Red Matter at the soda machine*
you get a black hole.
*Quickly leaps forward to prevent the magic soda machine beeing sucked into the black hole and ties it down*
*inserts valium*
The soda machine becomes surprisingly calm.
*Inserts a spool of thread.
You get a thimble, cleverly filched from a dresser in the Three Bears house.
*inserts a butterfly*
you get a catapillar
*inserts a bottle of Wodka*
you get a drunk magic soda machine
:o
*inserts a coin*
You get a soda.
*inserts a hole in the wall*
You get a lump of coal.
*inserts toothpaste*
You get a root canal.
*Inserts an owl.
You get the remains of a mouse. :-\
*inserts a lemon*
You get lemonade (I had to, sorry)
*Inserts peach fuzz.
You get mold. Eeeew.
*inserts crugs*
Quote from: Haids1987 on August 15, 2010, 11:01:50 PM
*inserts crugs*
You get enrolled in the Crugs Abuse Resistance Education (C.A.R.E.) program. :P
*inserts the plot of TSL* :suffer:
You get two tickets to Inception.
*Inserts a Navy SEAL.
It's not my turn, so this doesn't count as the answer...
You get a gray seal! ;D
Sorry - couldn't resist.
Okay, apparently you get a grey seal...
*inserts a pop tab*
(Posted on: August 16, 2010, 11:37:42 AM)
Side note: I'm playing this game right now on the Sims 3 forums and it's all weird! For one thing, it's called the Prize Machine Game. For another, people don't use the
You get ________.
*inserts _______.*
format, and the most terrible difference of all--PEOPLE AREN'T GOOFY ENOUGH!!!
If someone inserts a boulder, they get something obvious like a rock. If someone inserts a seed, they get a flower. It's so BORING! Simmers aren't as imaginative as Questers! :(
problem starts with the insert, inserting seeds and boulders? that is so normal, ugh :-\
I know, I know. I'm having a hard time with those boring Simmers!
and I have a hard time figuring out what a pop tab is.... :-\
The little metal things that come off of the tops of soda cans.
Sorry, over here we say "pop." :P
You get a recycling plant!
*inserts fleece jacket*
You get former President Jimmy Carter!
*inserts blank lined paper*
You get the paper back with doodles all over it.
*inserts popcorn*
You get corn kernels! (Is the magic soda machine actually a time machine?)
*inserts a world globe*
You get Greenland.
*inserts a poppyseed muffin*
You get poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies! poppies!
*inserts bubbles*
You get selbbuB!
*inserts NES*
2 plummers suddenly come out and starts jumping around like madmen.
*inserts an eRa CD*
You get an ipod with all the songs on said CD.
*inserts Vivendi's Cease and Desist*
*in KQ narrator voice* The soda machine spits the C&D back out. Evidently, it doesn't accept nonsense.
*psst* kindofdoon, you forgot to insert something!
*inserts forgetfulness*
You get an all nighter pulled to meet said deadline!
*inserts Laura Bow 1*
You get a fear of showers! XD
*inserts pizza*
You get a cannonball.
*inserts magic soda machine*
You get an inside-out magic soda machine. How does that work?
*inserts The Princess Bride on VHS (you kids know what that means, right? ;P)*
Yes, *scowls*. I'm not that newby. You get The Princess Bride on Blu-Ray! Sweet deal!
*inserts 90s brick-style cell phone*
LOL, I actually have one of those in a closet somewhere...:)
You get a brick. Oddly enough, there's no striking difference between what you inserted and what you received.
*inserts lightbulb*
You get Thomas Edison!
*inserts The Liberty Bell*
You get a crack.
*inserts a sickeningly sappy love poem:
What was it when I looked at you?
What power has chained me through and through?
And bound my heart with links so tight
I cannot live without the sight
Of you*
A little close to home, that one.
*inserts $1.50 in quarters*
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 11:20:10 PM
A little close to home, that one.
*Laughing out loud*You get cherry Coke. Bor-ing!
*inserts Rob's "m" key*
What's that?
You get a surplus of ''' ::)
*inserts an egg shell*
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 11:56:39 PM
What's that?
Gah ha ha! You're making me laugh, Doon! ;D
You get a chicken. Wait, what came first?
*inserts the full moon*
You get Remus Lupin on his "time of month"!
*inserts a treadmill*
Quote from: writerlove on August 25, 2010, 06:59:27 PM
You get Remus Lupin on his "time of month"!
Haha! Good one! :D
Quote from: Haids1987 on August 25, 2010, 06:28:18 PM
Quote from: kindofdoon on August 24, 2010, 11:56:39 PM
What's that?
Gah ha ha! You're making me laugh, Doon! ;D
...I wasn't trying to be funny, I was genuinely curious! What is it?
B'rrr's 'm' key from his keyboard. Don't remember if you where here then or not, but if you weren't, that key on his keyboard broke so he used ' instead of m everywhere. Drove some of us nuts. :P
Oh, I see. Very funny!
It was endearing. :) The 'an I will 'arry 'ade 'any people 'ad when he failed to fix his ' key. ;)
Quote from: writerlove on August 25, 2010, 06:59:27 PM
*inserts a treadmill*
You get an exausted hamster (was he in the treadmill all this time? :o)
*inserts jar jar binks*
You get a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly!
*inserts Mordack*
You get a shrunken castle in a jar.
*inserts dictionary*
You get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*inserts an eyeglass case*
You get scratched lenses!
*inserts a private island*
You get Jurassic Park!
*inserts sleepiness*
You get No-Doz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoDoz) pills.
*inserts Snow White (the actual princess, not the Disney movie)*
You get a bunch of angry dwarves
*inserts breakfast*
You get lunch.
*inserts phone*
You get a phone book. (Yeah, they still exist!)
*inserts golf club*
You get a sandwich and soda.
*inserts a weasel*
You get a mulberry bush.
*inserts a handful of wheat*
You get gluten intolerance. :-\
*inserts royal icing roses*
You get a squeezed-out piping bag.
*inserts the Jonas Brothers*
You get the dalton sisters.
*inserts a feather of a bird that can't fly*
You get The March of the Penguins on DVD.
*Inserts Self-Esteem*
You get your stupid ugly dumb hairy self. How much self-esteem do you have NOW, loser?
*inserts high school prom*
You get pregnant :o
*inserts old gym shoes*
You get Athlete's foot.
*inserts Head & Shoulders*
You get a disembodied head and a shoulder bone.
*inserts a deck of cards*
you get SW:CCG!
*insert frog*
Quote from: B'rrr on September 04, 2010, 03:36:52 PM
you get SW:CCG!
*insert frog*
You get Prince Charming.
*inserts Canadian currency*
You get a Great Northern Loon. May not seem like much, but you know what they say: a bird in the hand...
*inserts a golden ticket*
You get a bar of chocolate. (What were you expecting? :P)
*inserts a Suffer emoticon*
You get evil. Pure, concentrated evil. It is something so horrible that it made the Lord of the Dead from KQ6 weep uncontrollably.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
*inserts a Weighted Companion Cube*
[GLaDOS voice] You inserted your Weighted Companion Cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
*inserts steel longsword*
You get..... CURSED! Honestly, you STABBED the magic soda machine, you were expecting it to just sit there and take it? It's MAGIC.
*inserts Claritin*
The magic soda machine gets an allergic reaction to the Claritin and sneezes all over you.
*inserts Austin Haynes*
You get some amazing music! :D
*inserts music*
You get a bassoon.
*inserts fishing pole*
You get a sign that says "Gone Fishing".
*inserts Chuck E. Cheese Token*
You get an enormous talking rat. Better count your fingers.
*inserts my crappy cell phone*
You get a 90's brick phone.
*inserts sneeze*
You get a tissue
*inserts
-mandrake root powder
-cat hair
-two spoons of fish oil in bowl
*
::)
You get a yummy looking cookie! Go ahead - eat it. ::)
*inserts soda machine emulator*
You get a Windows 97-compatible version of the soda machine. (Gah! It feels so weird to call it "soda!" ::))
*inserts Nintendo 64 controller*
You get an Expansion Pak so you can play Majora's Mask. ;D
*inserts anti-depressants*
you get Manic!
*inserts a terminator*
You get a California governor.
*inserts hypnophobia*
You get:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5v5is1v1viuKME7_500.jpg)
*inserts a magic soda machine*
You get...nothing.
*inserts a Ziploc bag*
You get a sandwich.
*inserts calculator*
You get y = sqrt/(3x + 6x2 + 3x3 - 98)
*inserts muffin*
Quote from: B'rrr on September 13, 2010, 05:24:56 PM
You get y = sqrt/(3x + 6x2 + 3x3 - 98)
Compile error:
Argument not optional
:P
;)
Quote from: B'rrr on September 13, 2010, 05:24:56 PM
*inserts muffin*
You get a pancake.
*inserts mousepad*
You get an ergonomic keyboard.
*inserts division by zero*
You get "ERR: DIVIDE BY 0"
*inserts Batman: Arkham Asylum*
Quote from: kindofdoon on September 13, 2010, 07:52:34 PM
You get "ERR: DIVIDE BY 0"
*inserts Batman: Arkham Asylum*
You get Batman: Arkham City before anybody else.
I still need to play Arkham Asylum. I haven't gotten around to it yet.
*inserts Mobil Speedpass*
Quote from: Fierce Deity on September 13, 2010, 10:54:56 PM
I still need to play Arkham Asylum. I haven't gotten around to it yet.
It's a phenomenal game, highly recommended.
Quote from: Fierce Deity on September 13, 2010, 10:54:56 PM
*inserts Mobil Speedpass*
You get gas - but not for your car. :-\
*inserts green laser pointer*
You are blinded! :o
*inserts guitar*
You get a guitar pick, but no longer have your guitar. Was it worth it?
*inserts Tom from MySpace*
You get Mark from Facebook.
*inserts Episode 2* ;D
You get an army of clones. You didn't specify which "Episode 2", did you? :P
*inserts sunglasses*
The magic soda machine that goes on a holiday to a sunny beach wearing those sunglasses
now where should I *insert my nijmeegse 4daagse cap ( 4 day marches of Nijmegen)*
Quote from: icarus on September 14, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
now where should I *insert my nijmeegse 4daagse cap
That's what she said.
I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard, Gone. I say that all the time! ;D
you get blisters on the soles of your feet.
*inserts chocobo*
You get a chocolate bunny. Apparently, the magic soda machine isn't into gaming. :-\
*inserts a dollar*
You get a soda. Nothing to see here, move along.
*inserts Microsoft Word*
You get the Open Office Writer.
*inserts juicebox*
You get a carton of milk.
*inserts French baguette*
You get a bagel with cream cheese.
*inserts maple syrup*
You get waffles.
*inserts a skull*
You get Hamlet: "To be, or not to be..."
*inserts Tess' avi*
you get a suffer smiley whit wings :suffer:
*insert prototype of a M2L system*
You get a prototype of a L2M system. :P
*inserts an empty envelope*
You get a Christmas card.
*inserts blueberry*
You get a blueberry muffin.
*inserts ATM card*
You get a bag of gold coins! :P
*inserts :suffer: *
You get a yet-to-be-disclosed prize from Phoenix Online! ;)
*inserts Cedric*
You get Jar-Jar Binks.
*inserts: :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-* :-\ :'( :suffer:
You get a person with multiple personality disorder.
*inserts a POIsonous snake :watchout:*
You get a tambourine.
*inserts peanut butter*
You get jelly, of course!
*inserts cup stolen from a bar*
(Which is what I'm using right now...)
You get hotel towels!
*inserts a dirty black sock*
You get a dirty decapitated foot.
*Inserts Ken Williams*
You get Sierra On-Line! !!!
*inserts eraser*
You get nothing because you cleared out the soda machine's memory. :P
*Inserts nuclear missile.*
You get Condoleezza Rice (obscure references ftw)!
*Inserts blue pill*
You get The Matrix.
*inserts The Matrix*
You get two enjoyable, possibly underrated sequels.
*inserts Steve Jobs*
You get Google, because I have no idea who that is. :P
*inserts CPR class*
Quote from: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 05:34:45 PM
You get Google, because I have no idea who that is. :P
CEO of Apple. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs)
Quote from: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 05:34:45 PM*inserts CPR class*
You get Jenny the Training Dummy (true story; I had her at Boy Scout camp.)
*inserts American flag*
Quote from: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 05:34:45 PM
You get Google, because I have no idea who that is. :P
Where have you been for the last decade?
Not using Apple products.
Still though, even most PC users know him because he's on the news any time Apple announces/updates a product.
Quote*inserts American flag*
You get
Bioshock Infinite!
*Inserts gog.com and crosses fingers.*
COME ON BIG MONEY BIG MONEY!!!!! STOP!!!!
You get a good old gamer. Like, really old. Like, he's awesome figuring out his backgammon score on his abacus.
*inserts winning lotto ticket*
.....oh, I shouldn't a done that.
The magic soda machine wins the lottery and moves into a fancy penthouse.
*inserts iTunes*
*Traipses through the gated community and tries to find the Magic Soda Machine's new penthouse* Ahhh, found it. And there's the Soda Machine itself, lounging by the pool! Anywaaaay...
You get ear buds.
*inserts a Seattle Mariner's baseball hat*
*Machine eats the cap because it doesn't like the Seattle Mariners.*
You get shreds of a Seattle Mariner baseball cap.
*inserts A BRAND NEW CAR!*
You get an old, broken-down car. That wasn't a very good trade, was it? :P
*inserts dead wand, charged wand, and some moldy cheese*
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5. :suffer:
*inserts Chocolate Chip Cookie*
You get a few crumbs and a satisfied magic soda machine. ;)
*inserts candy corn*
You receive more candy corn to be eaten next October. Because who really eats candy corn except in October?
*inserts a soda*
You get a dollar.
Or a dollar fifty if the magic soda machine happens to be at one of those stupid rest stops on Rt. 95 in Connecticut. What a rip off. :P
*inserts Connecticut*
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 10:39:08 AM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5. :suffer:
That happened to other people besides me? :o
Quote from: crayauchtin on October 01, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
*inserts Connecticut*
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.
*inserts FRRRRRRRRREEDOM! (With a heavy Scottish accent)*
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 10:39:08 AM
Congratulations! You run out of heap space and can't finish your new Windows version of King's Quest 5. :suffer:
That happened to other people besides me? :o
Yup. There's a way to get past it, but I was too young to know exactly how to configure the settings in the game or on my computer. So I basically quit and never had the opportunity to fight Mordack. :'(
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
*inserts FRRRRRRRRREEDOM! (With a heavy Scottish accent)*
You get a few anti-Semitic remarks from Mel Gibson. (With a heavy drunken slur)
*inserts Starbucks gift card*
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
You get a few anti-Semitic remarks from Mel Gibson. (With a heavy drunken slur)
:rofl:
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 01, 2010, 11:50:25 PM
*inserts Starbucks gift card*
You get one iced caramel macchiato and an apology. "No sir there doesn't seem to have been twenty dollars on this gift card. I'm sorry. Have some extra whipped cream for the confusion."
*inserts barista's subsequently decapitated head*
You get the Headless Horseman, who is holding a latte.
*inserts jelly shoes*
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.
:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Quote from: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.
:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Move to somewhere real. :P
Quote from: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 06:06:02 AM
Quote from: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.
:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Move to somewhere real. :P
If West Haven wasn't real, then my mind had a twisted way of creating reality. I should have put myself in a nicer area.
Oh, and Haids, you get a jelly doughnut. Its more useful and enjoyable.
*inserts a pumpkin*
You get a fire-breathing pumpkin! :pumpkin:
*inserts Dr. Wily's disappearing\reappearing UFO of doom*
You get a weather balloon. It was always a weather balloon...
*inserts sushi*
Quote from: kindofdoon on October 02, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
You get a weird little made-up state that no one ever remembers.
:'(...But, that's where I live...:'(
Gah! Talk about a faux pas. :-[ It's just that here in Washington, we don't really think about places like Connecticut, Maryland, and especially Vermont. (Seriously? Vermont?)
I apologize.
Quote from: Damar on October 02, 2010, 09:18:39 AM
*inserts sushi*
You get Unagi. And not the kind you eat, the kind Ross refers to on Friends.
*inserts a garden*
You get VIVA PINATA!
*inserts a vampire.*
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 12:26:26 PM
I apologize.
I agree with you (on CT and VT, but not Maryland -- crab cakes helloooo!) and I live right near both of them. Don't apologize!
Travis.... you get
Haids' worst nightmare!!! Edward Cullen!!
*violently shakes machine in anger of the ways vampires have become so UNCOOL.*
*kicks machine dealing 40 Damage with additional bleeding damage*
...hmmm.
You get a box of Band-Aids. :(
*inserts cockroach*
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids! :pokerface:
*inserts Lady Gaga*
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 02, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids! :pokerface:
I'm SORRY! Do we have the Twinkees handy?
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 02, 2010, 05:56:54 PM*inserts Lady Gaga*
You get Christopher Walken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY). ;)
*inserts red herring*
You get communism. (If you've seen Clue, it makes sense. :P)
*inserts a GHOST!*
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 02, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
You get a nuclear holocaust. Good going, Haids! :pokerface:
I'm SORRY! Do we have the Twinkees handy?
*looks at his Zombieland stock pile* ...well, yeah... but... hrmm... they were for something else... :-\
You get a poltergeist.
*inserts an episode of Smallville*
*You get a scratched up old-season DVD that won't play said episode because it is indeed too scratched up.*
*Inserts Magic Soda Machine.*
You get a Baby Magic Soda Machine. Awwww, it's it cuuuuuuute?
*inserts Princess Cassima of the Green Isles*
You get a wussy girl who can't rescue herself.
*inserts disco*
you get a crazy socializing event, starring the smilies!
:gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :drinking::gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :jafar: :jafar: :jafar: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :drinking: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :gossip: :jafar: :jafar: :drinking:
*finds soda machine in the mess of the disco and inserts the ark of the covenant.*
(Meanwhile, the building's security is pounding on the door of the penthouse...)
"Magic? Mr. Soda Machine? Sir? Sir! Is everything all right? The neighbors want you to turn down the music! Sir? SIR?!"
:P
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 02, 2010, 06:07:18 PM
You get communism. (If you've seen Clue, it makes sense. :P)
Now I want to watch that for the hundredth time. :P
Quote from: Travis-AGA on October 02, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
*finds soda machine in the mess of the disco and inserts the ark of the covenant.*
Your head explodes.
*inserts a soda machine*
Quote from: crayauchtin on October 02, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
You get a wussy girl who can't rescue herself.
:pokerface: You enjoy pushing my buttons, do you not, Cray? :P
Quote from: Damar on October 02, 2010, 10:10:44 PM
*inserts a soda machine*
A regular one? You get a bunch of empty pop bottles.
*inserts Nintendo 64*
You get polygons!
*inserts nonvenomous snake*
You get a rubber serpent.
*inserts spork*
You get a foon! ;)
*inserts a hippopotamus*
You get Anne Murray (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waF6YIsNaks)!
*inserts toast*
Funny song.
You get delightful raspberry preserves!
*inserts medieval armor*
The soda machine gets a +50 defense stat, but his/her parry goes down 10.
*Inserts... EVERYTHING that has already been put in the machine*
You get a run-time error: 457-This key is already associated with an element of this collection.
*inserts tickets to Wicked*
The soda machine goes to see Wicked with this hot ATM he met at the bank.
*inserts a roll of pennies*
Quote from: Fierce Deity on October 06, 2010, 05:04:06 PM
The soda machine goes to see Wicked with this hot ATM he met at the bank.
XD
You get a half dollar coin.
*inserts Pandora Radio*
You get to listen to great music, but are always embarrassed around your friends. :P
*inserts a DJ*
You get a stack of vinyl records.
*inserts
Quote from: kindofdoon on October 06, 2010, 09:43:05 AM
delightful raspberry preserves!
The soda machine makes a sandvich. (NAME THAT REFERENCE and you'll get a virtual cookie. (:: ) )
*inserts sarcasm.*
You get Weldon! (no surprise there)
*inserts disk 2 of 2*
You get a message stating: "Please insert disk #1 in order to run this program."
*inserts disk 1 out of 2"
The magic soda machine works for a minute, then you get a message stating: "Please insert disk #2 in order to finish installation."
*inserts disk 2 out of 2 again*
The MSM states: "Installation finished." Installation of what, you wonder?
[the next poster decides what was installed]
The soda machine says, "Non-system disk or disk error. Replace and strike any key when ready."
(I actually got this error on my brand new computer at work yesterday. It turned out that the BIOS was set to boot from my external hard drive before the internal one. :pokerface: )
Ok - actually, Space Quest 2 (the original) was installed! :D
*inserts the number 42*
You get a towel!
*inserts cactus*
(Posted on: October 07, 2010, 10:23:06 PM)
Quote from: snabbott on October 07, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
Replace and strike any key when ready.
This always amused me - you cannot simply
press the key, you must
strike it! With great force!
(http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/hitkey.gif)
That picture is funny Steven :D
You get Banzai from Lion King coming out all prickly. The Shenzi says "I don't want to come out looking like you, cactus butt!
*inserts a sore throat and exhaustion*
You get orange juice, a pair of flannel jammies, and some Tylenol. :) Feel better, Kristen!
*inserts toilet humor*
You get a fart joke!
*inserts a Soviet history book*
The Magic Soda Machine says: "In Soviet Russia, history book inserts YOU!"
*inserts you* ;)
You get a lamp post charm, an old Care Bear stuffed animal, and a pink butterfly tattoo.
*inserts fingernail clippings*
You get fingernail clippers.
*inserts bowl of icecream*
You get an empty bowl.
The soda machine appears to be content.
*inserts a hard-earned Ph.D.*
Quote from: Travis-AGA on October 09, 2010, 09:37:46 AM*inserts a hard-earned Ph.D.*
You get a crapload of student loans.
*inserts a smiley-face balloon*
You get The Incredible Machine II for DOS (in which there is a smiley-face balloon)!
*inserts cat*
You get a mysterious stew. :o
O lord.
... You don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.
*inserts the "Q" key from a keyboard.*
You get crayauchtin/Questing Character/Q/etc./etc. :P
*inserts a mouse trap*
You get Mouse Trap, the board game.
*insert salt shaker*
Quote from: Travis-AGA on October 09, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
You get a mysterious stew. :o
O lord.
... You don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.
From "Running With Scissors?" :X
Quote from: tessspoon on October 09, 2010, 12:08:08 PM
*insert salt shaker*
The Magic Soda Machine drops it, then quickly throws a pinch over its left shoulder.
*inserts the greatest love story ever written*
You get a room full of very upset romance authors!
*inserts a potato*
you get an angry miss potato who claims you put mister potato in the machine
*inserts
One jar of lard
One cactus
Two drops of toad spittle*
The magic soda machine disappears! :o
*inserts a peacock*
You get Katy Perry in a RIDICULOUS outfit with neon lights on it!
*inserts an empty soda bottle*
You get a Recycle Bin.
*inserts Gordon Freeman*
You get Morgan Freeman.
*inserts a pocketful of sunshine*
Quote from: Haids1987 on October 11, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
You get Morgan Freeman.
XD
You get global warming on a small scale.
*inserts loneliness*
Jeez, where has this thread been?
You get a :hug:
*inserts a golden walnut*
You get Ifnkvohgroghprm.
*inserts Haid's dossier*
You get a :suffer:.
*inserts Episode 3*
You get a :suffer:.
Again.
*inserts a button factory*
You get Willy Wonka!
*inserts 76 trombones*
You get Matthew Broderick.
*inserts gold coin*
You get a copper coin. Not such a good trade.
*inserts airplane*
You get a peanut.
*inserts Godzilla*
You get Kevin Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9texhdkwWw).
*inserts Simon Cowell*
You get a soda machine insulting your singing. "That was extraordinary. unfortunately for you, that was extraordinarily bad" (actual Simon quote)
*inserts A Mac Computer*
You get a soda machine that costs twice as much as comparatively spec'd soda machine from other vendors. ;)
*inserts watermelon*
Quote from: Enchantermon on November 05, 2010, 10:40:01 AM
You get Kevin Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9texhdkwWw).
Wow, that's really impressive!
The magic soda machine spits seeds out at you. :P
*inserts a globe*
Quote from: kindofdoon on November 05, 2010, 12:08:29 PMWow, that's really impressive!
Indeed; he's quite talented.
Quote from: crayauchtin on November 05, 2010, 12:09:09 PM*inserts a globe*
You get a world-renowned machine.
*inserts Rubik's Cube"
You get a book on how to solve a Rubik's Cube - which is not very useful now that you no longer have the cube. :P
*inserts popcorn*
You get a movie theatre!
*inserts a root beer float*
You get a movie ticket!
*inserts web browser*
You get a page load error! (After all, you no longer have a web browser, it's in the machine.... :P)
*inserts rain*
You get Seattle.
*Grabs Delling by the hair and shoves him in*
You get a very annoyed grad student. :P
*inserts Fritos*
You get some of the black-eye pea dip I now want to go make... :P
*inserts the Security exam she took this morning*
You get a security alarm that won't stop beeping! Thanks a lot, Tess. >:( Now here's the test--learn how to turn it off!
*inserts Super Mario*
You get a mushroom.
*inserts hawkward* :P
You get flipped the bird! :o
*inserts springtime*
You get watery eyes, a stuffy nose, a sore throat, and clogged ears. Welcome, allergies! :pokerface:
*inserts BLOOD.*
The machine spits out so many bandages that you are all covered in it.
*inserts mortgage
You get debt! :(
*inserts business card*
You get lots of phone calls from your local blood center asking you to donate. (Jeez, what's it with me and blood? :P)
*inserts Big Baby (http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Big-Baby-toy-story-3-11356923-540-800.jpg)*
you get Woody.
*Inserts empty bottle of medicine*
You get a sinus headache and that lovely feeling of all the mucus flowing around in your head. :yes: :X
((Out of curiosity, what should one call the substance of ones congestion: snot, mucus, phlegm? For the last few days I've been terrified that I would make a most malignant malaprop if I tried to call it phlegm... I think there is technically an appropriate term (it seems to me that phlegm is in the throat, snot is in the nose, mucus is not necessary the infected green and gross stuff but rather the usual byproduct of mucus membranes (hence the name)... etc.... why, yes, I know I think too much. ::)))
*inserts question*
Quote from: Delling on March 08, 2011, 04:56:14 AM*inserts question*
You get 42.
Quote from: Delling on March 08, 2011, 04:56:14 AM((Out of curiosity, what should one call the substance of ones congestion: snot, mucus, phlegm? For the last few days I've been terrified that I would make a most malignant malaprop if I tried to call it phlegm... I think there is technically an appropriate term (it seems to me that phlegm is in the throat, snot is in the nose, mucus is not necessary the infected green and gross stuff but rather the usual byproduct of mucus membranes (hence the name)... etc.... why, yes, I know I think too much. ::)))
Mucus is a broad term. In the human body, there are at least two kinds: respiratory mucus and nasal mucus. Respiratory mucus is mucus in the respiratory system (duh), excluding the nose. It's more commonly referred to as "phlegm." Nose mucus is generally referred to as "nasal mucus" or, in slang, "snot."
As a bonus, mucus that is expelled through the mouth when coughing is referred to as "sputum."
*inserts Wikipedia*
The science of snot (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/articles/article/science-of-snot/)
Quote from: Enchantermon on March 08, 2011, 07:20:16 AM
*inserts Wikipedia*
You lose several hours of productivity. ;)
*inserts myeloperoxidase* (see above article)
Your sinus infection is cured!
*inserts my car keys*
you get a new car key. (no electric functions are on it)
Happy time finding the car that has the right lock.
*inserts empty can of paint*
You get paint but no can. :o
*inserts cough drop*
You get a confused old man asking for his lozange.
*inserts a poltergeist*
you get a proton pack
*inserts boring work*
you get lazy work. :zzz:
*inserts hot chilli peppers*
You get pure capsaicin! :o
*inserts pi*
Pi becomes assimilates and becomes aspirated because the syllable following the Pi-syllable is also aspirated! :D
*inserts snabbott's newly created phi*
You get a fraternity.
*inserts an emperor penguin*
you get some ice cubes
*inserts icecream*
You get cake. :D
*inserts calendar*
You get the year 2011.
*inserts a fox*
You get fire!
*inserts cat*
You get a cat wearing a top hat and monocle. :D
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-exquisite.jpg)
*inserts opera gloves*
You get a phantom. :o
*inserts the moon*
You get mooned by the machine. :P
*inserts umbrella*
you get a rainy day
*inserts marshmallow*
you get the marshmallow man
*inserts a ticket for an event *
You get front-row seats to a Mariners game.
*inserts thick woolen socks*
Quote from: Haids1987 on March 20, 2011, 01:30:56 PM
*inserts thick woolen socks*
You get an angry gran.
*Inserts wall*
You get a place on Facebook where everyone posts links, videos, messages, photos etc
*inserts immunity idol*
You get an immunization.
*inserts graham flour*
You get poor King Graham encased in gingerbread...or was that a Graham cracker?
(http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/images/galleries/329/329_6.gif)
Jeez, this player didn't get any points at all? Psh. Some Adventurer!
*inserts nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!*
You get an empty Pepto-Bismol bottle.
*inserts a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard*
Ha ha! This should be interesting...
You get Daniel Day-Lewis
(http://cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/there_will_be_blood.jpg)
If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...
I...drink....your....MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!!
*inserts Schattenjager talisman*
you get a thief talisman
*inserts the best april fool joke*
You get the village idiot.
*inserts a radioactive spider*
You get radioactive silk.
*inserts the universe*
you get some very intelligent aliens!
*inserts spiderman*
Your spidey senses can tell what you get back.
*inserts a tampon*
You get a deeply confused Magical Soda Machine.
*inserts FIRE!!*
You get Dhalism yelling "Yoga fire!" before spitting out said fire.
*inserts Facebook*
you get a book in the shape of a face.
*inserts technical support*
You get someone who can only help you if you're an idiot.
"Is your computer plugged in? Yes? Did you turn it on? Yes? Oh - sorry, I don't know what could be wrong then."
*inserts butter*
*gets chocolate chip cookies*...nice!
*inserts a Harry Potter movie*
You get a Harry Potter book with a note saying "READ ME INSTEAD, I'M AWESOME."
*inserts a gingerbread man*
Whatever it is that runs out, you can't catch it. And it's shouting an annoying rhyme to remind you of that.
*inserts $1.50*
You get 150 pennies because the soda machine is getting tired of constantly having things shoved in it.
*inserts the interwebs*
You get spammed with ads, porn, viruses, and Google. I hope you're happy! >:(
*inserts a donut*
You get breakfast... now I want a donut for breakfast. :-\
*inserts coffee* gah, and there goes my coffee!! :(
You get a hyper Squirrel (Think "Hoodwinked")
*Inserts a Pikachu*
You get an obnoxious yellow creature that reminds you of a Furby.
*inserts a Furby!*
you get a Mogwai
*inserts first aid kit*
You get a healing potion.
*inserts Curious George*
You get a YouTube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FoXc7uEZ4Q
*Inserts Megatron*
You get Megaman.
*inserts dog drool*
you get a drooling dog
*inserts cd of Omnia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnia_(band) )*
You get the declension of "omnis, omne"...
*inserts IDL code* (How do you iterate over a string array in IDL again??)
You get a hunk of moldy cheese. Now what?
*inserts hunk of moldy cheese*
*Receives a fully charged Wand*
*Inserts Cedric*
You get a potion of Owl's Wisdom.
Hrmm... so that's where those come from...
*inserts the three bears* ;D
You get a silver thimble. :)
*Inserts :suffer:*
Oh, let's see what we can give you for your suffer. :P Would you like my renal infection? :D Antibiotic-resistant and all! :D
*inserts self-destructive, immature tendencies*
Receives a list of celebrities, starting with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen.
*Inserts a puppy*
You get a kitten.
*inserts fluff from around the apartment*
You start sneezing uncontrollably and your eyes start watering.
*inserts the names Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Caden, and Hayden*
You get a maiden! (For ideas of things to do with her, play KQ games with male protagonists.)
*Inserts original KQ6 CD with audio track of "Girl in the Tower"*
You get a saved game in KQ6 in some place you didn't know existed!! :o
*inserts a toothbrush used to clean a violin bow*
You get a sad reminder of The Simpsons' Bleeding Gums Murphy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S17CeXaFBlQ
*Inserts a web link about recent flooding in Vermont*
http://www.mansfieldheliflight.com/flood/
You get the world's largest Wet-Vac.
*inserts Beyonce's baby bump*
You get some kind of folded, weird, alien tummy.
*inserts year-old Halloween candy*
You get Candy Cream Corn. :X
*inserts protostars*
You get supernovas. :o
*inserts TSL bugs*
You get a Black Widow and a Bookworm! :D
*inserts an Ok! magazine*
You get a No Way! magazine!
*inserts hot coffee*
You get an infinite improbability drive.
*inserts fatigue*
You get the comfiest bed in the world.
*inserts a ball of yarn*
Quote from: Delling on October 19, 2011, 08:43:23 AM
You get an infinite improbability drive.
I thought those only ran on tea. :P
You get a playful kitty! :D
*inserts the number 42*
You get a mirror and a card saying 24. ;)
*Inserts a Star Wars DVD*
I don't know how to play!!!
*dances around naked*
*Aaaugh! I'm blind!* :P
The magic soda machine... unprompted... tackles and clothes Cez.
:rofl:
*inserts Cez, who is now clothed in a bathrobe and slippers*
You get nightmares for life! :P
*Inserts a Portuguese Water Dog and a Spanish Dictionary*
you get a Spanish Water Dog and a Portuguese Dictionary ::)
*inserts a fop muffin*
You get an incorrigible fop!
*inserts lasagna*
The magic soda machine just says "Yum!" and you get nothing. Oh well.
*inserts a box of Kleenex*
You get a roll of toilet paper.
*inserts USB flash drive*
*attempts to revive this thread*
You get this xkcd comic: http://xkcd.com/691/
*inserts progress report* :-X
I was just wondering about this thread! Nice job reading my mind, Delling. :yes:
You get a crying high school student.
*inserts polka dots*
You get a spotted Frankie Yankovic CD.
*Inserts PS2 JRPG*
You get a PS2 FPS... I see we have an opinionated machine on our hands. ::)
*inserts Nutella*
You get the machine's undying gratitude! :D
*inserts Sharpie*
You get a dry-erase pen.
*inserts Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace*
You get back the 3D version.
*inserts having to work on his presentation for Thursday* :-X
You get back an awesome rating for the presentation.
*inserts Graham's Adventurers Cap*
You get.....
A heart attack! Yes, that's what you get for not learning from history. You CAN'T get rid of the Adventurer's Cap!
*inserts a virgin pina colada*
You get an *Experienced* Piña Colada.
*Inserts King Antony from KQ5*
You haven't eaten the snakeskin yet, so the machine spits something out in ant language that you don't understand.
*inserts a glockenspiel*