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Stupid things you have said or heard

Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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koko_99_2001

LJ telling me that I created my account just to spam other accounts. Bah, I've had that account for over two years now!  ::)
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Catherine DaCosta

Deloria

I tell my mom that we need more soy milk and my dad's like "Pig's milk?" ::)
 
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J-ROC

"So they mimic real hockey?"

- my ex, while watching a real hockey game, just not the NHL. :P
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


koko_99_2001

Katie and I talking tonight...

Katie: I'm going to my room to be a hermit again.
Me: Ok. I'm headed to my room too, so we can be hermits together!

XD
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Catherine DaCosta

Rosella

lol XD I said something about being hermits together today too. :P
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Jafar

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And who knows what else?

J-ROC

"Be more assertive and show more dominance!"

- I was told this shortly after being told to "be myself".

*sigh*
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


awesomeasapossum

Ron! Park that snowman!

My teacher yelling at a student for messing around with a snoman stuffed animal.
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Long live The Silver Lining!

koko_99_2001

Two girls talking in the clinic about an evaluation they have to give a client:

"What does it say about balings and cesels?"

They were trying to say basels and ceilings! XD

Ok, so you might need to be in the SLP field to find that funny...
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Catherine DaCosta

Say

"we're going to treat you all in display of our gratitude and affection to all of you"

The CEO of the company while he won't even give a f*** to learn our names, let alone say HELLO? or even worse pay us what they must by legal rights to each one of us, every single year getting the award for being the cheapass moron we all grown to adore to hate...



Say Mistage
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Pacman928

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Rosella

I'm in the AAAA! Americans Against Acronyms Association! :P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

Jafar

QuoteBut I'm telling you, many many Steve's are surfers!
QuoteName one.
XD
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And who knows what else?

J-ROC

Quote from: Say on December 07, 2005, 06:09:00 PM
"we're going to treat you all in display of our gratitude and affection to all of you"

The CEO of the company while he won't even give a f*ck to learn our names, let alone say HELLO? or even worse pay us what they must by legal rights to each one of us, every single year getting the award for being the cheapass moron we all grown to adore to hate...

I adore hating seafood...  stupid seafood!
Just look at me,
I'm living proof that,
TIME HEALS NOTHING!

- from Time Heals Nothing by Danko Jones


Zelly

Don't ask me how someone this stuuuuupid could even use a computer, but my brother knew someone who went gadz know how long using his computer's built in drink holder before he found out it was in fact a cd-rom. :S
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Lollotte

My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


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awesomeasapossum

And tonight we will be talking about what the 10 things that kids think are wrong with TV.

Hello! You are ON TV!!
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Long live The Silver Lining!

Pacman928

number 1 reason why kids hate TV-the commercials.  SERIOUSLY!!! XD

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awesomeasapossum

In Math class:
(All names have been changed)

CAST
Mrs. Valanice- Math teachah
Alexander- My Friend
Me-Myself

*Alexander goes up to ask Mrs. Valanice about a math problem*
*Mrs. Valanice  explains it to him*
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*I just ask Alexander about it cuz he's sitting next to moi*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm...Excuse me. Why are you talking?
Alexander: ---I was helping Awesomeasapossum with the math problem.
Mrs. Valanice: Awesomeasapossum, just look in your book.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Group gathers at Alexander's desk.*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm.. Why is everyone standing up? Sit down.
Alexander: But I was helpi---
Mrs. Valanice: Sit DOWN.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
::)
-Proud member of the Kelsey fan club!
Long live The Silver Lining!

Lollotte

FRIEND: "Hi, C, how are you doing? Have a good weekend?"
C: "What does it mean to be possessed?"

:P
My namesake is the one you'll love to hate
Maybe it's because she's different--not the same
And such an identity satisfies my artistic brain...
I love King's Quest!
It's insane!


PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS TSL. My love runs deep.

The Official TSL Asylum Psychiatric Nurse

Official Jarada Enchantress

<3 Raforever's #1 Fangirl! *screams* :P <3