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Stupid things you have said or heard

Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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Rosella

Misheard lyrics from the bus:

"When all you gotta keep is strong, mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like I know you do."

"She's a sexy cow."

Bonus points if you can find out the actual songs. :P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

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It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

Petra Rocks

 "The popcorn seeds are sprouting."

  One of my brothers. He was right too, they got a little damp.  :P These sorts of things seem to happen to us.  ;D

Shadowfax

Err okay, this is what I heard when I was at an airport once as well as when I briefly worked at a local shop many moons ago:

Airport: "I didn't like Rome, it was full of ruins..."

Shop: (Lady pushes bag of opened hot-cross buns in my direction) "These hot-cross buns are not hot..."

These are not fake, these are actual quotes!  :)
When cities burn and armies turn,
and flee in disarray,
Cowards will cry 'tis best to fly
and fight another day.
But warriors know it in their marrow when they die and fall,
It is better to have fought and lost than not have fought at all.

Delling

#223
A friend of mine (not Steph):"I don't know what's going on in the world: I don't have a TV."


EDIT:
This deserved posting and I was already here looking for a particular PM...


My roommate: "uhn s gd hwi dn hv iziks ohmwrk is wk"
Me: "Once more without the ice in your mouth."
roomie: "I'm so glad we don't have physics homework this week. ... and you would make a horrible dentist."
Me: "Thank you, that's the best compliment I think I've ever been paid."
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Jafar

Don't ask. XD

Quotelouisiana_night: Who are you?
Kelsey: ed
The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper's Assistant

Defender of All Things Against Connor

Jarada Knight: The Honourable Marshmallow

Official Useless Information Finder

And who knows what else?

Rosella

I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

Petra Rocks

" Her hair was Bobby-trapped!" 

Brother 1 to Brother 2 after Brother 2 tried to pull my sisters hair and stuck himself on a bobby-pin.  :P Somehow no-one had much sympathy for him.  :P

Delling

"Necessity is the mother of invention."
No, laziness is the mother of invention. They meant "Necessity is the mother of inventions to further laziness." They were just too lazy to finish it.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Delling

my roommate: "Your mother is cheating on your father... while this may be true... it may also not be true..."
me: "I think you covered all your bases there"
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Petra Rocks

 "Then my cows put guns on their horns, and start to take over the universe. "

One of the various interesting twists on the debate over the merits of horses and cows  ::)

Delling

"I keep a periodic table in my pocket for just such an emergency as this!"

~a guy from SPS... they then proceeded to take out the periodic table to   look up carbon and lead... how that was supposed to settle the debate of what's in pencils...*shrugs*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Rosella

Graphite is a form of carbon where the atoms form sheets! That's why graphite is a good lubricant for Pinewood Derby-type cars. XD

Er...Stupid things, not chemistry nerds thread. Sorry about that. XD

"Your pineapple ate my dog!"
-Me, so this post is still on topic. ^^
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

Delling

As this is a Futurama quote, I'm not sure it should be here... meh...


"Let's conservate!"
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Pacman928

my siss friend-

"OMG!! its pippi longstocking!!"
"no, thats the ketchup man"

it was very...........odd

The Dreaded Pac Sparrow
Former Prince of Posting
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First to Achieve Groupie Rank Without Posting a Picture
Email: karatekid928@yahoo.com

awesomeasapossum

Me to friend: YES! 26 days till the Wii comes out!
Friend: 26 wiiks?
Me: No...26 days!
Friend: So how many wiiks is it?
-Proud member of the Kelsey fan club!
Long live The Silver Lining!

Pacman928

in java class-

try{
{long numMilliToSleep=100;
}catch(InteruptedException e);
}

me-"hey!! thats the catch phrase!!

The Dreaded Pac Sparrow
Former Prince of Posting
Official Video Game Mascot of the Forums
First to Achieve Groupie Rank Without Posting a Picture
Email: karatekid928@yahoo.com

Rosella

On a sheet of guidelines on how to write a good essay:
"Avoid sophomoric efforts at humor."

Kid: What's sophomoric?
Teacher: *gives definition including the words "immature" and "stupid"*
Kid:...So shouldn't that be freshmanic?

And yes, "Kid" is a freshman. :P
I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.

awesomeasapossum

-Proud member of the Kelsey fan club!
Long live The Silver Lining!

Pacman928

not really.  sophomores are immature in thinking that freshmen are immature. :P

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Former Prince of Posting
Official Video Game Mascot of the Forums
First to Achieve Groupie Rank Without Posting a Picture
Email: karatekid928@yahoo.com

Rosella

I'm a princess even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Official Comfort Counselor of the TSL Asylum © ;D

It's funny how you find you enjoy your life when you're happy to be alive.