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Started by tessspoon, October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

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snabbott

QUACK! You have some Apple Cider, but it's frozen, and it's so cold that your tongue would freeze to it if you licked it!

I wish I had remembered to take today off (it's a 1/2 day).

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Suzie

BOOF! You remembered to take today off but then get fired the next day! :suffer:

I wish Christmas would last longer


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Gilgamesh

POOF, every day is now Christmas.
But because it's a common day nobody celebrates it anymore.

I wish My pet Cerberus and the Unicorn he loves celebrate Christmas together in the asylum.
(what am I nice to Cerberus) :P

I sure hope CC won't read this. ::)
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

PirateKingChris

GLOOF! They celebrate by eating each other.

I wish I'd gotten more DVDs for Xmas... :P
(Though I'm not complaining about the gifts I DID get)
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

ZOINK! You got more DVDs for Christmas but your DVD player breaks down so you can't watch them. :P

I wish it was summer again


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Haseth

ZAP! It is summer but now you've been teleported to Australia.

I wish this thread would end. :sneaky:

(Not that I don't like the thread...I just want to see what happens  ;D )
"Be kind to this gentle land, be open-hearted to her whimsy, and protect her, if you can, from the harsh winds which might wish to blow in from the sea to steal her soul.  She is unlike any place I have ever seen, and she has stolen my heart."

Jumpmann1

GONGT! It ends but then another one that looks just like it appears.
I wish I would live for 100 years.

Yonkey

SCHLEP!  You now live for 100 years, but nothing else does.

I wish it would be as warm today as it will be tomorrow...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Suzie

DONG! It's now as warm as it will be tomorrow but tomorrow it will be a blizzard! :suffer:

I wish I had a better handwriting


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

PirateKingChris

DRUP! You have better handwriting but unfortunately you now write in a language you cannot read.

I wish I didn't have to go buy groceries...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Gilgamesh

#270
Poof, all the groceries are at your home, but they are over due.

I wish a dogweather.


edit for merlin:
dogweather = rainy weather. (whit or whitout lightning)
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Suzie

BOING! You eh.. I have no idea what that is but your wish fails miserably and you end up on a deserted island. XD

I wish I had a parrot


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

PirateKingChris

GLONT! You have a dead parrot which is nailed to it's perch in the cage.

I wish my back didn't ache
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Yonkey

POW!  Your back no longer aches, but the rest of your muscles do!

I wish it were New Year's Eve already. :P
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Suzie

WOOF! It's New Year's Eve... 1930!  :o

I wish I could meet Reba :P


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

snabbott

xyzzy! You get to meet Reba... Smith. :P

I wish I were more efficient at work.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Gilgamesh

poof, you're now the most efficient person of your work, but everyone else got lazy by your wish.

I wish some pancakes.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

PirateKingChris

FLOOB! You get a giant stack of pancakes....within your fireplace that fill your chimney.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule so I don't fall asleep so early I wake up at 4 AM...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

POOF! You no longer fall asleep early.. in fact you never fall asleep ever again! :o

I wish it was already 2009


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Yonkey

QUACK!  All the clocks in your house now say 2009, but everyone else's in the world still say 2008.

I wish there was something better to drink in the fridge...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."