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Started by tessspoon, October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

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snabbott

BORSCHT! There's all kinds of great stuff to drink in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, it has been welded shut.

I wish I had mad programmer skillz.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Suzie

ZOING! You have mad programmer skillz but you go literally mad in the process of attaining them. XB

I wish it could be New Year's eve every day!


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

PirateKingChris

CLAMS! It is, but it's the EXACT same day for everyone else every day. (ala the movie Groundhog Day)

I wish I had more time...
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Nebel

PAPAAAM! You now have more time, but you also became much slower, so it doesn't make a difference!

I wish I would just finish college and get on with life :)
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Delling

ZING! You finish college and proceed to get on with life but shortly find yourself swimming in a mire of questions, depression, and general malaise as you wonder what comes next.

I wish I could make up my mind between astrophysics, biophysics, or education.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

snabbott

ZAP! You decide on all three, and now you are VERY stressed from all your classes!  :bomb:

I wish Monday would take longer to get here.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Suzie

WOOSH! Monday takes a lot longer to get there since you get stuck frozen in time for all eternity! XB

I wish it would snow.


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Yonkey

KAZOO!  You have now been transported into a snowbank. :P

I wish dinner would cook faster...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

snabbott

SHAZAM! Dinner cooks so quickly that it burns up before you can rescue it!

I wish all 9 chapters of TSL would be released.  :'(

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Oldbushie

Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.

I wish I had 1337 gamer skillz.
.......... <3 Oldbushie <3 ..........
Forum Emoticon God
Master of Time and Space
Aerobush of the Jarada Knights
TSL Programmer
and...
The TSL Candyman




Hero Of The Queene!


PirateKingChris

GLINK! You do but no one likes you as everyone realizes 1337 is obnoxious.

I wish I had mozzarella sticks.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

snabbott

SWOON! Mozzarella now sticks to you all over!

I wish I had more time to play computer/video games.


Quote from: Oldbushie on January 03, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
Whimma whimma whimma! The 9 chapters of TSL are now released as text adventures from Atari.
I'd take that!

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Suzie

GONG! You now have lots of time to play video games but you fail at everything else in life. XB

I wish my headache would go away


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Oldbushie

BLIBBER! You are now a box jellyfish. You just give other people headaches instead.

I wish I had some new pairs of pants.
.......... <3 Oldbushie <3 ..........
Forum Emoticon God
Master of Time and Space
Aerobush of the Jarada Knights
TSL Programmer
and...
The TSL Candyman




Hero Of The Queene!


PirateKingChris

BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.

I wish I wouldn't get tired so early.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

Quote from: PirateKingChris on January 03, 2009, 09:51:51 PM
BLUSH! You now have 10 new pairs of pants....all missing crotches.

Way too funny man! XB


POOF! You don't get tired so early anymore.. in fact you never sleep again! :P

I wish life didn't suck as much


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Nebel

BANG! Life now doesn't suck anymore, it swallows!  :o
Is that too adult-ish?

I wish the microwave would heat stuff I wanted it to heat, instead of the bowls//plates itself.
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Gilgamesh

POOF, and you microwave heats all the stuff you wanted except for the plates/bowls which are now as cold as ice, but as soon as you take the plate/bowl it breaks because of the difference in temperature.

I wish I had a goldfish.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Yonkey

POW!  Icarus now turns into a goldfish! XB

I wish it wouldn't snow so much tomorrow...
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

snabbott

BRRRRRR! All the snow you were supposed to get tomorrow (and then some) comes today instead!

I wish I were still on vacation.

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining