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Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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Deloria

I was at the supermarket a few days ago and noticed the word "Lebensraum" was printed on all of the dividers. XD I so want us to annex Germany now. :D
 
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Delling

Hrmm... if I send you the panthera, do you think you could annex it within the next month or so? :P ...though I suppose you still have to set yourself up as Queen of Switzerland first... well, still some civil unrest never did an economy much good. :P
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Deloria

A month should be quite adequate, yes. :D How will you find the ligers? Nationalists rejoice! We may have our unified German state within a year (Liechtenstein will take longer). :D
 
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Delling

The breeding will be done in a time dilation field. :pleased:
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Deloria

 
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Delling

Hrmm... certainly long enough for Germany... Liechtenstein might be another matter: how long do you think that would take?
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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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Deloria

It depends. :P I suppose the fastest way to do this would be to marry Prince Hans Adam II, then get him to name me as his successor/co-regent. :D Maybe 2 more weeks? He's bound to admire the idea of a unified German state and not fight it. :P
 
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Delling

Would there be an "accident" in Hans future sometime thereafter? (only if he just names you successor right? :P)

Well, in any case, that seems more than doable. *sets up the time dilation fields* ;D
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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

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Deloria

Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
 
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B'rrr

pfft, like people don't marry at 18, two of my friends did at least.
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Deloria

Indeed? :D Did you help plan their wedding? :P
 
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ofcourse not! I do not approve marrying that young!  :P
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Deloria

Yes, yes, much better to marry when your age is N/A. :P
 
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Delling

Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2010, 03:28:09 PM
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
you could go on: "I've barely had a life yet... but then again... hrmm... a life partner from the time I'm 18... ok, sounds like fun, put me down for one of those... does it come with fries and drink?"
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Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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Deloria

Quote from: Delling on May 30, 2010, 08:26:23 AM
Quote from: Deloria on May 29, 2010, 03:28:09 PM
Doctor taking my medical history a few days ago: Do you have a life partner?
Me: I'm eighteen...?
you could go on: "I've barely had a life yet... but then again... hrmm... a life partner from the time I'm 18... ok, sounds like fun, put me down for one of those... does it come with fries and drink?"
They stawved me. :(
 
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Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

Delling

Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

B'rrr

Quote from: Deloria on May 30, 2010, 08:13:51 AM
Yes, yes, much better to marry when your age is N/A. :P

What age is N/A?  :-\
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That's YOUR age, silly! You have it hidden on your profile. :P
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B'rrr

Owww, never knew I had it hidden!  :o

Good stuff! *nod*nod*
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