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Haids and B'rrr are STILL getting married....

Started by crayauchtin, June 27, 2010, 12:59:59 PM

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Deloria

 
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crayauchtin

LOL

GTL, as much as I appreciate you scrounging up these three bachelorettes, Deloria is quite correct that none of them are properly equipped for me.... unless they're all in drag! :o :o :o They're so convincing! Especially number 3, I really thought was a woman!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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GoneTooLong

I like to think my little faux pas adds to the humour.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

crayauchtin

There's nothing funny about Cedric.

....Or Justin Bieber!

But otherwise, I'll give you that one. :P
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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B'rrr

Ahhh! I see you two are off with a great start already!

Meet bachelor number one Cray! *pushes GoneTooLong forward*
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crayauchtin

His skin is far too yellow, and he has a mark on the side of his face. Eh, I'm all set. Good try though, Rob. :P
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

GoneTooLong

Perhaps my avatar is actually the result of what happens when people get so sick of seeing suffers that they resort to violence.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Delling

Quote from: GoneTooLong on July 12, 2010, 07:26:34 PM
"Bachelorette Number Two is literally out of this world! Coming to you from the exotic locales of Vohaul's Asteroid, this girl truly believes the old adage that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. We're sure that your first night out with her will be much different than you could have conceived of, a date to simply die for! At least that's one way of avoiding trouble with the Sequel Police. Let's hear it for Unnamed Alien!
lol

Quote from: Deloria on July 12, 2010, 09:02:54 PM
Cray has other preferences. :P
As I already knew this, I don't know why, but I lol'd. XD

Quote from: crayauchtin on July 13, 2010, 03:49:48 AM
LOL

.... unless they're all in drag!
Cedric IS!!! :P
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Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

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crayauchtin

Right, but that would involve me wanting to marry Cedric.

I think I'd rather shove a chainsaw through my ears than have to listen to THAT every day for the rest of my life. No thank you!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Deloria

I think most men feel that way about their intended before tying the knot. :P
 
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Queen of *all* Albion
Précieuse and salonnière! :D
"In cases of doubt about language, it is ordinarily best to consult women."-Vaugelas
Space! :D Extraterrestrium! :D Espace! :D

crayauchtin

Yeah, but this is even before a first date so clearly bad news.

And I don't think Rob feels that way about Haids!!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

B'rrr

That is only because I haven't actually heard her, ever!  :P

As for the chainsaw move and that men feel about their intended before tying the knot, I was always under the impression that men only got to the conclusion way too late, when all the damage has been done...  ::)
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Haids1987

Don't worry, I sound nothing like Cedric.  :P

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Rosella

See? Cedric would have more I's than that. :P
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Perpetually. ;D
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crayauchtin

Haids, if you sound nothing like Cedric, how would you know what he spells his words like?? I demand answers!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Kimmie

The reason why she knows is because...(Dream sequence/future sequence now commences and we find ourselves at the wedding of Haid and B'rr)...

Vicar; "Does anybody know of any reason why these two should not be joined in Holy Matrimony?"

Cedric (aka Haids father  :o); " I Doooooooooooooooo (twit twoooo, hooooot) ooooooooo, Haiiiiids is a daughter of the Owl-kin and although this b'rr represents himself with an owl emotiooooooooooooon I have not had the chance to have a loooooooooong chat with him!"

Rob; "noooooooooooooo!"
Shimmy to the Kimmie



I <3 Connor but he is beyond my reach!

B'rrr

If haids is related to Cedric then the wedding will be over pretty quick  ::) ::)
~Mary Jane supporter~
~Legend~

GoneTooLong

...if for no other reason than because the venue will be totally surrounded by an army of Cedric-haters who have him right where they want him.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Haids1987

No, no!  :o I must step in and defend myself and my brood.  I am of Clan Dundas, a group of hardworking Scottish folk who are in no way related to annoying talking owls.  Our crest doesn't even have an owl on it, it has two lions!  And we have a castle in Scotland!  *Huff*Puff*

Okay. Done.  Please still marry me, Rob!
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub