Re:The Kimmie thread

[J-ROC]

1) I bought the Star Wars DVD set.  Go me.

2) I haven't talked to Kimmie in awhile.

[Shadowfax]

Hell, nor have I (joins J-ROC's sadness)

[J-ROC]

Oooh, don't join me in my sadness.  It's perpetual.

[Shadowfax]

Ohh man I can't take the sadness anymore!

(dramatically collapses into his knees and sobs his heart out!)

[Kimmie]

first day of uni was fine! met a girl called stef who is just like me- she dances in shops randomly, likes orlando bloom, and just seems soooooo nice. susan is from hungary and she seems nice, only 2 lads on the course.

i hav mark collier as my lecturer, he is such a dude!  

guild is dead cheap

i have fridays off, 1 lecture on a wed, finish at 12 on a tues, thrus is my killer day.

and now im sleepy

[Shadowfax]

Uni eh?

I have a personal aversion to the places myself and would love so see them heavily reformed (and not just the stupid tuition fee's either but I will say no more...Say will shoot me in the foot for talking about something which is remotely opinionated and I will probably lose my rag so I shall keep schtum for the sake of forum peace.  )

[Say]

Congrats on your first day kimmieh! *hugz* glad to hear it went great!


k, and now...


*aims water-gun into shadow's eye*

careful... or you will get an eye-washz

[Kimmie]

good boy ur learning quickly about the wrath of say...and when you say her name you must spin around three times, kiss the floor and pledge your undying love...(She knows if you havnt)

[Kimmie]

OMG i did not know say was around b4 i posted that message *kisses floor*   Say  

[Shadowfax]

*Shadowfax stares at the water pistol and a wicked grin materialises across his battlescarred features. His eyes are heavily obscured by the shadow cast from his peaked cap's visor but she can still see a faint gleam in them. Burning. Says risks a glance and sees all the terrible things that Shadow has seen, all the malicious fires of destruction that he has been witness to. She lowers the water pistol as Shadowfax, The Great Lord of the Last Union, snarls. His game is that of independance, he is subervient to no-one. Conflict taught him how to survive and he shall remain the maverick. He refuses to bow down to her and spins round on the heels of his glass polished boots. Shadowfax then marches away from Say, straight towards the door, opens it, gives her one last glance and with a whisper says "I don't care who you are, here's to your dream." And with that he wrenches the gargantuan door shut and the sound of miriad of complex gears and rods all sliding together is audiable. Say runs after him and pulls at the handle. The door is locked.
All is silent.*

(all in the forum stares at him)...oh yeah, I do like writing!

[Say]

good boy ur learning quickly about the wrath of say...and when you say her name you must spin around three times, kiss the floor and pledge your undying love...(She knows if you havnt)

hahahahaha, very funny you silly

[Kimmie]

me say?? silly?? never!!!    

[Yonkey]

And with that he wrenches the gargantuan door shut and the sound of miriad of complex gears and rods all sliding together is audiable.

Careful. Once you step out that door there may be no coming back.

[Shadowfax]

Well which door are you thinking of?

I was thinking about the door of the Grand Imperial Palace of the Last Union.

That door led to the meeting room.

Besides, I have the key!

[Kimmie]

no!...i have the key

[Shadowfax]

Alrighty then...

A) What does the key look like? (if you do have it then you will know, if you don't then you are obviously lying.)

B) What did I lock the door with then? There is only one copy and no-one other than me and my personal advisors enter the Imperial Palace of the Last Union. I am the only person who has the right key anwyay!

[Louisiana Night]

We got to him.

He's starting to sound like one of the Asylum patients.

[Shadowfax]

Don't worry, I am not insane. The Imperial Palace of the Last Union doesn't exist in reality but it does exist in my books, well, its not called that anyway but its name is:

"Imperiastratus Palisidium, Gloire die Ministrium Union."

The door to the meeting room actually doesn't even have a key. It open and closes at the whim of its master through prayers offered up to the Machine Angel. (I will post some fan art/fiction if anyone needs more info!)

There you have it, barely controlled sanity!  

Besides, if you try to put me in the Asylum I will leave.

[Louisiana Night]

I won't. That's CC's(Copycat's) job(I doubt he'd do that, so no reason to leave).

Here's a list of people to avoid.

THE LIST

[Shadowfax]

Meh, if they try to attack me then I can simply have a few quiet words with my new found "friends" (and yes, I am genuinely  being forced to build up a protection racket, not so much for myself but for someone else I care about who is in peril.)

Besides, I have my own arsenal that will keep those people at bay! (oh the power of having one's fingers in many pies!)