Author Topic: Stupid things you have said or heard (Read 110159 times)

J-ROC · « **Reply #80 on:** February 06, 2005, 07:47:10 PM »

Those help desk things were hilarious!

uselessidguy331 · « **Reply #81 on:** February 06, 2005, 10:35:43 PM »

That the Eagles had a chance to win the Super Bowl when it was third down and they were on their own 4 yardline with 24 seconds left and no timeouts.

Oldbushie · « **Reply #82 on:** July 14, 2005, 06:35:00 PM »

Stupidest thing my dad ever said: "Thank goodness I'm moving to Virginia where it won't snow!" The very winter after we moved, there was a record blizzard.

Lollotte · « **Reply #83 on:** July 15, 2005, 09:05:29 PM »

"My boyfriend is such a dork...look at that hot guy!" --My friend, standing next to her boyfriend at a party.

Rosella · « **Reply #84 on:** July 16, 2005, 05:50:20 AM »

"I know you're gonna thwack me for saying this, but is fiction made up or real?"-My friend Caitlin about 9 hours ago

Raforever · « **Reply #85 on:** July 17, 2005, 01:29:26 PM »

17:30 - "I'll be back in 5 minutes mom"
00:30 - "Hi mom, I'm back"

Quote from: Rosella on July 16, 2005, 05:50:20 AM

"I know you're gonna thwack me for saying this, but is fiction made up or real?"-My friend Caitlin about 9 hours ago

lol

Rosella · « **Reply #86 on:** July 17, 2005, 01:33:50 PM »

I was about ready to make her ask an employee.

Raforever · « **Reply #87 on:** July 17, 2005, 01:41:34 PM »

lol

I know that i've heard something really funny somewhere, i just canÂ´t remember where $:-\$

Lollotte · « **Reply #88 on:** July 30, 2005, 05:56:04 PM »

Poetry class:

Prof: You, what is end rhyme?
Me (after one of my rare space-out moments): It was a company that was busted for insider trading after the dot.com bubble burst...
Prof: NOT ENRON, END RHYME.

Then, he proceeded to draw me personal planet and a picture of earth...

Prof (smiling good humoredly): Come back to Earth!

Farquhar · « **Reply #89 on:** July 30, 2005, 10:46:57 PM »

Once on a billboard I saw an advertisement for a kitchen store and it must've been incomplete because all it said was "Kid's like to run with sharp knives."

koko_99_2001 · « **Reply #90 on:** July 31, 2005, 05:22:14 AM »

I was at work last week and a customer wanted me to sell him something to pass a drug test.

Me: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't sell you anything to pass a test.
Him: You know I could have you fired for this.
Me: Sir, it's ILLEGAL for me to sell you anything to pass a test.
Him: (pause) You know I could have you fired for this.

Lollotte · « **Reply #91 on:** August 19, 2005, 08:24:51 PM »

Wow. I knew I didn't like poppy seed bagels for a reason!

Something stupid I heard from some random person:

PERSON (viewing a photo of the leaning tower of Pisa): "Look! It's the Eiffel Tower! I never realized it wasn't in Paris..."

edgarnick · « **Reply #92 on:** August 21, 2005, 12:52:19 PM »

There was a boy called Connor who asked me for me for 5p
Connor: Nick, i desperatley need 5p to because i need 15p more to go on the bus
Nick:OK, as long as you give me 10p
Connor: Ok.
I was laughing my head off for ages

Amayirot Akago · « **Reply #93 on:** August 23, 2005, 01:01:54 AM »

Plenty more helpdesk and other computer-related stupidities to be found here:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Rosella · « **Reply #94 on:** September 03, 2005, 08:06:00 AM »

"He reminds me of Runt, but in a masculine way."

In reference to my cat.

Deloria · « **Reply #95 on:** September 05, 2005, 04:05:48 PM »

Here is some more stuff that goes wrong with computer's: http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm Â
Here is one embarassing one: http://www.zug.com/pranks/cellboy/

awesomeasapossum · « **Reply #96 on:** October 01, 2005, 05:55:24 PM »

I have a friend that will say stupid comments about almost anything and then when someone says something like, "Not really because (whatever it is that proves what he said wrong)" He'll put on a 'thinking face' then say, "That's True."

Louisiana Night · « **Reply #97 on:** October 01, 2005, 11:19:35 PM »

It went something like...

"Hi, I'm Joe. I can sleep through a hurricane... if you'll turn that light off"(spoken by a man, very shortly after the eye of Rita passed through his area)

I didn't find it so much stupid, as funny... but we don't have a "funny quotes" thread.

Raforever · « **Reply #98 on:** October 02, 2005, 12:09:23 PM »

classmate 1: did you get that Java applet working yesterday

classmate 2: yeah all it needed was that Java.io.* thing in the begining i have forgotin and the test class with the multiply method

me: i found a bone in my backyard yesterday

Lollotte · « **Reply #99 on:** October 02, 2005, 01:04:49 PM »

HAHA! That's random.

This is a real sign:

CHEAPER then cheaper
"Smile your saving" alot of Money

Kitchen items - pots - bowls - milk

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