Stalking Guild

[Shadowfax]

(shoots a curious look at Kimmie)

Why on earth me  

[Shadowfax]

I know I may have been asking for it but that doesn't mean to say you go running up and stalk me!  

Besides, what is there to stalk? I look like an old pirate crossed with a Komodo Dragon, my house is full to the brim with arcane books that defy reading and my main hobbies are far too vast and varied to be understood by anyone!  

[koko_99_2001]

why do I have to get stalked why not rob?

I so don't need (another) stalker....  

You have a stalker??  Where?? *looks around*

[B'rrr]

* B´rrr gives Cat a mirror

lookie!!  

[koko_99_2001]

* Cat looks into mirror

Oh...her?  Yeah...already knew that

[racx_00]

Ill stalk Rob

[B'rrr]

no you won´t!!

*hides*

[racx_00]

*stalks Rob*

[koko_99_2001]

*sees Rob on MSN*

*considers stalking him*

*looks at her times list*

*decides better of it*

[B'rrr]

*digs a hole*

*hides in hole*

*covers hole*

....ugh!! I can´t breathe!!  

[koko_99_2001]

I COULD give mouth-to-mouth  

Wow...I AM getting frisky again!

[racx_00]

*Stalks Rob*

*Helps rescue Rob*

[B'rrr]

are you qualified? if not, I rather have you not doing it  

[koko_99_2001]

are you qualified? if not, I rather have you not doing it  

Yes I am

[B'rrr]

then you know that you only have to give mouth-to-mouth when I actually stop breathing and I´m unconscious....

[koko_99_2001]

Technicalities...

STOP BREATHING SO I CAN GIVE YOU MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!

[racx_00]

But i wanna give mouth to mouth

[B'rrr]

* B'rrr desides it´s better if he continues breathing

[racx_00]

Aww but i wanna do mouth to mouth

[B'rrr]

go and find someone else