Teh Jafarz Supah Thread!

[Louisiana Night]

I could dig up a couple Rob mentioned... but this might be easier(though I can't be sure of the accuracy ).

Dutch SMS (text message) and chat abbreviations
SMS = short message service. But now it's a Dutch verb too, sms'en means to send someone a short text message via mobile phone.
akg = alles komt goed = it's all good
biw = ben ik weer = I'm back
bzt = ben zo terug = I'll be right back
gep = geen enkel probleem = no problem at all
iig = in ieder geval = in any event
ikwniet = ik weet niet = I dunno
lmd = lijkt mij duidelijk = seems clear to me
oid = of iets dergelijks = or something like that
suc6 = succes! = good luck!
t2h = tussen twee hakjes = "between two brackets" = incidentally
w8 = wacht = wait
w817 = "w acht een seven" = wacht eens even = wait a second already (that 's a clever one)
x = kus = kiss
xzje = ik zie je nog wel = I'll see you again
zsm = zo snel mogelijk = as quickly as possible

[Raforever]

xzje LOL

I just hope you don`t expect me to memorize them

So thats what Flamish is  

[Jafar]

Yada yada yada...Class Dismissed.

[Raforever]

Yada yada yada...Class Dismissed.

YAY RECESS!! *runs out-side*  

[copycat]

Hey Bob, could you give a few more examples of the pronunciation difference? I am, after all, studying Dutch...

Those are the only ones I can think of, on/out of (?gr) the top of my head. Furthermore, I don't watch as much Dutch television as I used to, so my ears don't pick up as much Dutch speak as they used to.  There is something else on the pronunciating side that tells a Dutchperson apart from a Flemishperson the moment they start talking but I have no idea how to put that into text.

... for that matter, a comprehensive guide to Dutch chatspeak would be great, I have no idea what Dutchies are saying sometimes with their funky abbreviations.   The only one I know is ff=even, and I have NO IDEA how they get that out of it. ff?!?!?

I am not an experienced chatter, which makes me unqualified to make such a guide. However, to explain the ff being even... simpel, je zegt gewoon het meervoud van de letter 'f', dat zijn dus 'effen', en voilà! Got it?

So thats what Flamish is  

No, that's what Dutch is, remember, Rob is also Dutch.

[Louisiana Night]

Those are the only ones I can think of, on/out of (?gr) the top of my head.

I can't see how that's incorrect grammar... but most people would use the word "off", instead of on/out.

* LouisianaNight has brought the class back  

[copycat]

I can't see how that's incorrect grammar... but most people would use the word "off", instead of on/out.

Ah, so that's probably why the 'grammar-flag' in my head was raised.

[Jafar]

* Jafar steals a hall pass and sneaks out of the school...

[copycat]

* Jafar steals a hall pass and sneaks out of the school...

You need a pass to enter the halls?

* copycat notices Jafar trying to sneak out of the school and follows him to see where is sneaking to

[Jafar]

*  Dr.Jafar sneaks to his super secret underground laBOR-atory and continues to work on his secret project: The Perfect French Toast!

Once finished, I will finally be able to rule ze VORLD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[copycat]

* copycat decides not to try and enter the laboratory because he would be noticed by the person he was folllowing

[Raforever]

*  Dr.Jafar sneaks to his super secret underground laBOR-atory and continues to work on his secret project: The Perfect French Toast!

Once finished, I will finally be able to rule ze VORLD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

lol

[Jafar]

What was that laughing sound!? Robots! Capture him!

[Raforever]

* Raforever turns his jet pack on and flies away to safety

[copycat]

*CC decides that, whilst the robots are following Raf he can safely enter the laboratory and snoop a bit around*

* copycat enters the laboratory in his cat form as the robots leave, focused on Raf

[Raforever]

*looks back and sees 10 thousand robots following him*

AAAAAAAAAAH!!

* Raforever flies faster[me]

[Jafar]

So, we meet again, Bob Lightyear. FOR THE LAST TIME! *Pulls out his laser cannon*

[copycat]

So, we meet again, Bob Lightyear. FOR THE LAST TIME! *Pulls out his laser cannon*

Detected!   And I was so careful... Anyway, you will never be able to hit me, especially in this environment, where I can hide between all these machines.

* copycat zips behind one of the machines, so the laser cannon doesn't have a clean shot on him

PS: 'Lightyear'? I was thinking more along the line of 'Skywalker'.

[Rosella]

Am I the only one who's reminded of Crazy Scientist Blah?

[Jafar]

Am I the only one who's reminded of Crazy Scientist Blah?

*Zaps whereever the annoying evil music is comign from*