Flash Games

[FataliOmega]

Wish Rulebook from Jafar's Genie for Dummies:

Wishes which may NOT be granted:

1) Any wish which brings back the dead
2) Any wish which forces another to be something other than what they are
3) Any wish which directly or indirectly kills another human being

I hold that your wish violates the 3rd rule since, if you did get an early release of KQ9, I would be forced to kill you.  

[GunHoMac]

He can have it...and then try and figure out why Graham does a backflip and turns into background art as the computer crashes everytime he presses "left".  All hail the informal beta tester *hail*

[FataliOmega]

Mwhahaha! I am the official Sneaky Genie!

[koko_99_2001]

*hugs to Erik*
Congrats Mr. King of Sneaky!

[Jafar]

Any wish which forces another to be something other than what they are

Meaning exactly..?

[Yonkey]

We'll be picking the Flash Game winners sometime this week.  If you want your name in the Hall of Fame, start playing!

[Yonkey]

The highest scorers have now been entered into the Hall of Fame!  

Congratulations!  Those who discovered the secret words in the games will receive their prizes shortly.  

[koko_99_2001]

Yay!

And I'm going to congratualate Erik for making all the top scores for March in Sneaky Genie.

* Cat mutters something about him being obsessive compulsive

[FataliOmega]

Thanks Cat.
Finally, at long last, I have won all three difficulty levels. I shall now retire.  

*mumbles something about CAT being obsessive compulsive

[koko_99_2001]

What's this?? I'm not obsessive compulsive!  You are! I'm not the one who made late night phone calls to someone just so that he'd be distracted enough to score as high as he did.

And I seriously doubt you'll be retiring Didn't you say something along those lines LAST time?

[B'rrr]

thanks for the prize, t is great!!

...but I was hoping to get a downloadable copy of the whole game instead of just chapter 1 ;s

o well, thanks anyway , it looks very good ; ))

[koko_99_2001]

  Rob! We weren't supposed to tell anyone!

I mean...

What downloadable Chapter 1?

[sivvrianBARRY]

I probably shouldn't mention this seeing as how I'm higher up on the high score lists because of it....

Anyway why am I so high on the high score lists all of a sudden? I was playing a few days ago and I was first in viper on sneaky genie but the guy who was in second is now off the list, now koko is the one behind me (although not in second ).

Going along with this now on KQPong I am first (!) but before I was second, and the guy who used to be first isn't there anymore, and I have the score he used to have.

What is causing this? Does the KQ9 Webteam just love me for some weird reason (doubtful )?

[Yonkey]

LOL!  ...Of course we love you!  

Actually I removed all the invalid people.  In order to participate in the Flash games, you must be registered in the forum:

Note: You must use your Forum username when submitting your scores in order for us to e-mail you the prize.

[Elessar]

Hey B'rrr, how do you get such high scores in hexxawand? I mean, I just played the game, and was pulling bonuses left and right. Yet all I got was a 63! You've got TWO 98s! What gives?

[koko_99_2001]

Rob's just very talented at Hexxawand. And I think he only comes around to play the game, these days

[Elessar]

AAAAAAARG! I can't believe it! After half an hour I was at 200 on slug, and I needed to get off the computer! Do you think you could add just 34 more points to my score?

[Jafar]

This is why REAL KQ9 Groupiehs play on Worm.

[Yonkey]

AAAAAAARG! I can't believe it! After half an hour I was at 200 on slug, and I needed to get off the computer!

That's what the pause button's for.

[koko_99_2001]

Of course, it took me several months to find out which one was the pause!