The Official KQIX Asylum

[Jafar]

Thanks.

[racx_00]

*Locks up the tea party room*
*Watches patients bang on the door*

[Jafar]

Hey! Let us out!

[Jump In Well]

Homestar Runner was talking to himself in the chamber last week, he even told me he did ......... LOCK HIM UP!!

[Questing Character]

I saw the whole thing!  It's true!

[racx_00]

*Tries to find list so he can admit new victims patients to asylum*

[Rosedragon]

Hey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else. *puts on classical music (Beethoven) and serves all kinds of tea.* I have pound cake, chocolate cake, carrot cake and red velvet cake and well as blueberry muffins. The tea is mint tea, apple cinnamon, chamomile, green tea, oolong, Earl of grey and black tea, English breakfast tea. I have honey, lemon juice, plum juice, sugar, and cream to go with the tea.

[Raforever]

I don't even know where to start. So much stuff  

[racx_00]

Chamomile tea is not allowed in the asylum

*Stabs, beats and kills chamomile tea with metal bat*

[Jafar]

Our tea party! Ruined!

[Rosedragon]

*Growls at Racx for ruining her tea party.* You have encouraged the wrath of a dragon! *Blasts him with her blue fire, leaving him charred and ashy.*

[Raforever]

Hey look, barbacue
Anybody hungry?

[Jafar]

Tea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?

[Raforever]

Not a bad idea

[Jafar]

But Bob and Jason might not let us have one.

[Vipt]

So? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.

[Jafar]

Er, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening.

[copycat]

By the way CC can i have a copy of the blueprints to this asylum? I just want to help you out....

My Asylum is in perfect shape as it is, I see no need for help.

*Dances around then teleports out*

* copycat is lucky he installed teleport-reflecting coating to the walls, so Pindarus's teleport signal is diverted to the Asylum garden.

* Jafar blows the door down, then escapes!

Why are you posting hypothetical situations? First of all, you can't smuggle any type of explosive into the Asylum without at least triggering the alarm. Secondly, my doors are blast-resistant. What do you take me for?

If you try to escape Bob says that your hallucinating

Don't try to get into my head, because it won't work.

Bob is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, and a lying fraudulent cheat.

You kinda repeated yourself there. That Ph. D that's hanging on my office wall is not a fraud though, nor did I cheat during the exams I had to take to get it or lie my way through my profession to keep it.

See? This is all his big scam!

If we're talking scam-wise, I've got some nice 419's in my 419-folder.

Hey! Don't hijack my tea party and turn it into something else.

Ahem, actually it's you who invaded my Asylum.

Tea Party, Barbeque, what's next? A picnic?

NP, the Asylum's garden is the perfect place for a picnic.

So? It's not like either of them have been around here much lately.

The fact that I'm not online does not mean I don't tape everything that goes on with my Asylum and watch at a later stage, just to see what mad things the patients tried to do this time to escape.

Er, yes they have. It's only a matter of time before Bob comes in see whats been happening.

And so I just did.

[Mary Jane]

*Mary Jane is lucky that he was successfully able to teleport outside the asylum.*

[Jafar]

If you sucessfully escaped, how come I'm talking to you?